INPUT:
> 1 Beanbagger's Backup
> Subwoofer Core

PROCESS:
Terry goes down to the Basement, walks to the Research System, then opens another program on it. Using that program, he starts designing what looks like wings. They resemble cracks on glass. When he's done, he pulls an USB stick from his pocket, plugs it in, then transfers the design file to said USB. He safely ejects it, then unequips the Beanbagger's Backup.

Terry goes to the Infusion Altar, then places the USB stick on the center pedestal. He throws the Beanbagger's Backup at the Runic Matrix, then it is merged into the USB's design file.

He plugs the USB into the Subwoofer Core, then its energy flows out into a pair of wings.

OUTPUT:
(T4) Riftedge Wings
(+2 AGI) (+2 SKI) (Flying) (Strafe) (Unique: Maneuver)
Resistances: Physical (20%), Magical (-20%)

"... Losing a loved one, and having it feel like your fault... On top of losing thousands of others in the bargain. It feels ridiculous and awful. I keep having nightmares about it, to the point I've been kind of trying to avoid sleeping. Or, avoid sleeping normally... Uh, I just gave up on that in a while, had more nightmares about it, and eventually just accepted the facts... And instead I tried my hardest to, uh. To just, find something to live for. Uh, and therapy. I'll just be frank. Therapy, it really helps, and I think you really need it, for a really long time."

"As for rushing in... I suppose I could just blame Lucid. My opinion of the matter, though it's hardly proof, is that Lucid was deliberately egging you on. Either your sojourn into the Sphere, which I know about, was enough to make WARE want to deal with you personally, or Lucid just sensed your immense grief and thus a mind it could easily pick apart... Either way, I'm not even sure you were capable of thinking straight. Sleep deprivation is a drain on anyone's sanity and strength... Considering Chloe and the others only went unconscious when we went into the Mindscape while you became his flesh-puppet, which you may not have been aware of, well... Yeah. I think that if Lucid wasn't meant to control you specifically, then you were so exhausted that he took over most of your body as a bonus for his basic abilities. Or, if you would... I think that after all that's happened, recently or otherwise, you were basically already in his thrall possibly well before then and he just sprang the trap at the point we couldn't back down. If you're looking for a reason to excuse yourself, well, there it is-you were effectively too weak to fight back, and I'd like to see anyone else claim they could deal with anything like that easily. Sapping your will to fight right then and there didn't help matters... Sorry about that, just trying to make sure you didn't repeat your worst mistake."

"To stop being around the bush-please, don't even spare the thought that we'd leave you here! We're dealing with everything Lucid's done to you and eight times worse just to accomplish our main goal-that is to say, get our crazy friend in the Sphere to stop being crazy by removing the unholy deity-like figure from his skull and probably killing it. It's not a problem. And, quite frankly, we'd be crazy not to have you. For one, we really need allies, and a venerated member of the Highchair in open support of us is one hell of an ally even before your unique abilities come into play. And for another, you really need allies. And I mean. You really need allies. If Abies wasn't up there to save you from IKEA, you would have died, for certain. If we weren't here, Lucid would've mind-controlled you out of sheer fatigue, sooner or later, assuming the Carnival didn't get affirmative and kill you first. Your most powerful ability makes allies for yourself, and your second-most powerful speeds up everyone but yourself to make secondary actions.. It sounds like the story and morale of your life is that you really can't go it alone-you're strongest with allies to support you, and they're stronger for having you around. And quite frankly, you've been alone here long enough."

"Though, most of all, I honestly think most of us just like you. Heck, Peter over there might just be head-over-heels for you, haha. Trust me-none of us think you're dead weight and none of us really care for the dumb mistake you did that one time. We're probably a little blase about dying, to be fair... It never seems to stick. In any case, none of us here have any reason to abandon you, none of us will, and it was never on our mind to begin with, Stella. Come on... We need to rest for the night, after all of that, and you may find where we've set up shop familiar..." If, at this point, Omorika is strong enough to stand, Venia reaches out her (right) arm-to have Omorika take it and lift herself up, only somewhat aware of how unusual the gesture would be.

She then takes her hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs takes the hat, and gives it to Mr. Krabs. This continues until Venia politely shoves Mr. Krabs into some kind of super attack animation so Mr. Krabs won't keep giving Mr. Krabs the hat anywhere important. Venia chucks in a few other resources just to make sure things go well. Namely:

-7 Corpsetaker Legs (of 14.)
-33 units of Thyme Matter (of 79)
-25 Refined Wood (of 65)
-1 Greatwood Log (of 26)
-5 Circuit Boards (of 14)
-2 LED Displays (of 11)
-1 Lawnchair (of 2)

Do these pseudo-mystical items have any correlation with what Mr. Krabs will do? Of course not! It never does! In fact, this is so irrelevant that Mr. Krabs, after taking the hat and handing it to Mr. Krabs an infinite amount of times to make an infinite amount of Mr. Krabs, just cuts to the chase, and has his infinite amount of selves and infinite amount of hats jointly roll all of this stuff up into a Katamari Ball and set it ablaze. Some tiny chap comes along and, in the realm of this super attack animation, proceeds to roll up all of the infinite Mr. Krabs and infinite hats, as well as a sizeable bunch of other objects, including replicas of all the Thymescapers and literally every other entity in Project Thymium, as well as Carly, who everyone knows is bound to get rolled into Katamari balls. The tiny chap gives the now-massive Katamari Ball to a not-so-tiny chap, who then rips out his left eye and directs the tiny chap to the King of All Cosmos, who is the proper entity to deal with when turning massive balls of crazy stuff into stars.

The King of All Cosmos immediately rejects the tiny chap's Katamari Ball as the King of All Cosmos has finally gotten his act together. Good grief, you expect him to need new stars every second or something?

Much unrolling was had. When everything is said and done, we're back at the Katamari Ball being set ablaze. It then explodes, annihilating all the items within it.

With that out of the way, the infinite Mr. Krabs and their infinite hats proceed to go on a journey, and steal the above-described super-attack cutscene to fold into a boat for their purposes, as they venture into the fantabulous land of McDonalds. Their mission: Get blessed by Ronald McDonald.

They find Ronald McDonald immediately and receive the blessing of french fries. He's cool like that. Because a complication must at this point arise to make this more interesting, however, the toilets flood. Except, that's what the boat is for. Dramatic Tension has been foiled, and swiftly recovers by making itself into a boss fight. With infinite Mr. Krabs and infinite hats pinging it for damage every turn, it predictably expires at the hands of Ronald McDonald and his Mighty Stomping Shoes before any other attack could be waylaid. Alas, Ronald McDonald then has his 89th Reincarnation annihilated by Dramatic Tension's brother, Dramatic Irony, but until then, Ronald McDonald guides the infinite Mr. Krabs and infinite hats back to the next leg of the journey, tortilla land.

In tortilla land, which is in fact a proper noun but never capitalized, there are many chichuawas. This place is basically a detour for greener pastures. Literally. They're going to greener pastures. The greenest pastures of all, in fact, and they arrive just now. In these greenest pastures, the most optimistic events that could ever happen occur on a regular basis. You always win the lottery. That stupid plan always works out. The infinite legion of Mr. Krabs and his hats can enter a karate tournament that will last until there are two survivors, out of infinity, and it will last 10.4 minutes total. This occurs. Wow.

The final two survivors, are, of course, the original Mr. Krabs and the original The Magical Ice Sculpture Hat of Staring At You Really Hard. All the copies died. Mr. Krabs proceeds to wear the hat of a Necromancer, giving him instant access to the entirety of necromancy, enabling him to shove the infinite souls of the infinite dead that he and the hat just slew en-masse, and channels all of their souls directly into the Magical Ice Sculpture Hat of Staring At You Really Hard.

A phenomenal transmutation takes place, and all of everything is enveloped in its light, to the point where the insane scale of the highest echelons of the supposedly-all encompassing Suggsverse weep in shame and agony at the sight of this light, the fondest miracle of a new beginning.

When the light dies down, the transformation is complete. The hat is exactly the same as before, appearance-wise, barring that it now has a pixellated set of sunglasses upon its eyes. There's also a bunch of other abilities it just got that probably make it the most overpowered thing in all of DTG and everything, but, nah, those sunglasses are where its at.

The Hat proceeds to eat the super-attack animation in its entirety, and traverses back with Mr. Krabs to Venia, re-resting upon her head with mildly better stats. All is well.


Reosurces Expended: 7 Corpsetaker Legs, 33 Thyme Matter, 25 Refined Wood, 1 Greatwood Log, 5 Circuit Boards, 2 LED Displays, 1 Lawnchair, 1 Magical Ice Sculpture Hat of Staring At You Really Hard.

(T4) The Magical Ice Sculpture Helm of Being Crazy Awesome
PROLONGED COOLNESS CONTACT (PROLONGED COOLNESS CONTACT)
+4 SPC, +2 DEF, (Cool Stare)
Ice (35%), Crushing (10%), Fire (-20%)

(Cool Stare): At any time during your turn as a bonus action, you may deal (4-4) Glitch Damage to a target in Range 1-3 and scan them. Does not scale with any stat.

(T4) Trinket - Destroyer's Catalyst - Memories of ash and flame are embedded in this stone.
Stats: (+1 INT) (+2 MP Regen) (-3 MHP) (Consumption)
Resists: Dark (30%) Light (-20%) Ice (-10%)

(Consumption) - Whenever you are damaged by an element you are resistant to or weak to, gain [Premitigation Damage Taken]*[% Weak or Resist]/2 Hanten. Rounds down. You may have up to 8 Hanten at a time. You may spend up to 3 Hanten per turn to reduce the cost of a spell you cast by that much.

Items Used: Entropic Parasite, Void Catalyst, Shadowinferno Cluster (x1), Entropic Biomass (x2)

Auth remembers that he had EN deal with the Parasite when he had originally intended to do this, so the Parasite should be good and dead already. If it's not, well... Auth stabs it a good six or seven more times with a knife, just to make sure. Actually, stabbing it with the knife a few times might help him with the next part of his plan.

Auth places the Void Catalyst on a solid surface, still somehow in Omo's office, and encases it in a solid cluster of Entropic Biomass. His intention with this, it seems, is to utilize the power of Entropy against his opponents, and working Entropy into his power supply is the way he intends to do that. Or maybe, it's just a focus for even more ink to come out of it later. Either way, it's what he's doing.

Anyone around might be able to hear him singing quietly to himself... something like this.

uA: Under the gathering stardust, summoned in the awakening of a century-old catastrophe, these men are bravely facing onward, and they race the sands of time along their journey.
uA: Entangled by a chain, they're bound, karma has become intertwined, their destiny bathed in a platinum light!
uA: Stand up, stand up, stand up, shooting across and beyond! Alright now, alright now, alright now, a bullet filled with your pride! Break you down, break you down, break you down, let your fists fly free. And, with this hallowed vision, stand proud!

That might seem irrelevant, but with each word, the crystal resonates. The core tale of the song is a race against time to save people, but the context behind that song seems to resonate harder, as images of the departed spirits of what appear to be heroes appear in the catalyst (briefly). The catalyst then spontaneously changes colour, becoming a vague beige-like thing. All of the darkness in the room is absorbed by the gemstone...

And by that, I mean that any previously dark areas in the entire room are now able to be seen clearly into, even though they by all means shouldn't be. The darkness consumed by the crystal is then fed into Auth, and Auth thinks that, maybe, he can use the excess energy in place of ink to be even more effective in battle.

(T4) Armour - Miraculum Virtitus Between the wings lies the power of a miracle.

Stats: (+5 MMP) (+3 INT) (+1 SPC) (Mana Channeling) (Flight)
Resists: Dark (40%) Piercing (-20%)
(Mana Channeling) When you meditate, you can restore someone else's MP as if they were the one who meditated. Range 1-2, and the target must be within Range 1-2 at the end of the round.

Items Used: Royal Shard (Unique), Seraph Breach

Auth, having finished brutalizing a parasite in the name of some dead heroes nobody's heard of, takes off his coat. Underneath, he's wearing a white shirt and black vest - I think we've been over this. Either way, he places the coat carefully over something. Realistically? Probably Omo's desk. Seems that he doesn't want to leave Omo alone, in case she might need more help with something.

He draws the shard of gold out of the inventory, and unceremoniously stabs his coat with it. He's careful not to scratch the desk, however. It seems he likes the desk too, but he needed to put the coat on something.

The shard is hooked up to the circuit, and the magic that has been flowing through the coat to help restore the MP of others shoots through it, causing the shard to explode in a bright, white light. When vision is restored to the room, the shard is in pieces... which are floating in the air, with the biggest piece still embedded in Auth's coat.

Over a five minute process, beams of light focus and leap between the pieces of the shard, and then white plumage is created across the entire skeleton of light. In turn, the previously deep black plumage of the Gallow Wing Auth had stitched in turns, and forms another brilliant white wing.

When Auth puts the coat back on, he looks like an angel, minus the halo. That may have been the look Auth was going for with the coat, though.