Comet kicks the Pinati into space. She also grabs the compost and the soulblossoms in the spring.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 02:07:00

I'll just go to the Inventory and grab the PDW, for a stopgap measure. I start modifying the PDW to something I has more of my personal taste on to it.

"Chicago Typewriter"
(4-5)*2 Piercing
Range 2-4, Retreat 1, Counter 2, Hit 6
+1STR
Scales at 1/2 STR
Weapon Passive: Gain 2 Armour Piece and 4 Hit within 2 Range. If the enemy would have less than 0 Armour, do +1 Damage.

After finishing my modifications I notice some messages something about a Pinati in Zone1 Rivers Crossing.

After finding it I fill the Pinati with holes.

Don't ask me how the gun doesn't need to reload, I don't either

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 02:48:00

Mr. Krabs marvels at the biggness of the last doppost, and somehow magically grants Ire the 'Really Big Post' Accomplishment. Or something.

Mr. Krabs moves to K6 and fires once each upon the Hound, Screamer and Nest, activating his weapon passive to weaken and blind all three of them.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:02:00

Zed fires more lightning at the barrier, then heads over to the river and engulfs the pinati.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:06:00

Destiny goes west.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:22:00

The Man suddenly registers a minor change in the fabric of reality (or something like that)

...he then proceeds to ignore it for a rare chance at a SEWER ADVENTURE. He then goes into the Library Tunnels, and mines the gold ore. With his fists.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:54:00

Irongutta moves up to I4. This movement activates Unstoppable Force and charges his Charging Vest! He then basic attacks Hound 8, hoping to turn it into smoldering paste.

Originally posted on 2018-04-13 23:56:00

<ROUND FORTY-EIGHT>
Teag decides to go and upgrade his gear again, tossing 2 Durasteel Ingots, 3 Aurora Crystals, and 1 Gold Bar into making the Charged Deflector out of his old armor! He also tosses together 1 Durasteel Ingot, a Drone Sensor, 3 Wire Bits, and 45 Credits to create the AI Chip! Both are equipped. Bergilmir decides to head down south, preparing for the duel. Emerald then heads to the Hanging Gardens, and individually buries every single Chairian there, also planting saplings over all their graves.

ACCOMPLISHMENT UNLOCKED: F Pressed

EN then quickly converses with the trio of Chairians.

SALIX: Chaos? The red Iti?
SALIX: If that's what you're referring to, then yes. We have.
SALIX: I don't think there's anything that actually buries things in the ground.
CLAUSA: W-Well, there is the Yaga-
SALIX: Doesn't count.

Author, who happens to be in the area, corrects the identification of Chaos to be a different version of the Chairheir.

SALIX: That doesn't make any sense.
WILLOW: nani the gorilla
CLAUSA: ...What?
SALIX: Uh.
SALIX: Anyway, good to see you too?
SALIX: See you around. We'll try to keep in touch, alright?
WILLOW: ...You guys sticking around here? It's a pretty nice crib...
WILLOW: If you're not, it might be hard to contact all of you.
WILLOW: Anyway, see ya!

Auth walks off to the Library, talking with Glitch Temmie on the way. He doesn't get any intelligible words out of Memory Omo, but Temmie has something to say.

GLITCH TEMMIE: We already tried the psychologist approach, actually.
GLITCH TEMMIE: Then we needed a psychologist for our psychologist.
GLITCH TEMMIE: Then we didn't need another psychologist because they were fine by that point.
GLITCH: Anyway, good luck with your visitation. Report back with whatever information you can.

JOE then plants some (two) Aurora and Gaia Crystals in the Crystillery (i assume; no location given :pal:), and uses the Harvest Golem on the Silkweed! This somehow speeds up the rate at which it'll finish. JOE then attempts to proxy Crystal Corruption the Pinati! It attempts to corrupt the Pinati, but is then promptly spiked into a ground by a frightened (and lethal) PINATA SPIN. Also, the whole "crystal corruption the iti" thing is getting super old. The explosion of the drone still deals (9+3) damage to it, however. He then attempts to migrate an E into the Southern Wing's book... and fails. That is not how physics work. Chaos randomly appears three centimeters away from JOE, and recommends a physics textbook for a low low price of 100 Credits.

Pionobot then tapes up his face a little, reducing the starting damage penalty by 5 HP. He also then takes the book out of the red light, for some reason not fully taking it into the inventory and instead only shoving it to the side somewhat. He feels a large deal of power leave the red light. Interesting. He then realizes that he forgot to chat with Chloe about the other day. As if on cue, the upstairs washroom pops open, a thick fog rolling out the door and out through the window. Chloe walks out, dressed somewhat differently than yesterday. Her torn jeans have been replaced with a pristine (or at least without slash marks) pair, and in place of her red shirt and hoodie is a simple t-shirt with a grey front, and a considerably darker back and sleeves. A somewhat large white sword sigil is taking front-and-center, across her chest. She yawns as she walks her way to the kitchen.

CHLOE: Ah...
CHLOE: That was refreshing!

She's also put all of her hair into one long ponytail. She sits down at the table, taking a rest.

CHLOE: Anyway, what's happening today?
CHLOE: I think I overheard something about a library? Not sure why we'd be taking a detour there, but it's probably some quest-type stuff...
CHLOE: I guess we should get going then, right? Or rather, I should get going...
CHLOE: M-Most of you are gone already, haha...

Daskter then joins the game! Welcome! There's actually no errors with your character sheet, so you're able to get in right away! Okay; there is a small error. You forgot to select resistances on your equipment, so you might wanna set that before entering any combat. May I suggest Dark or Psychic for your Magical resistance?

Anyway, Toast takes her time to install a Kokichi-proof chest upstairs, and then heads down south per Marron's request, after taunting her about chainsaws.

MARRON: Heh. Chainsaws.
MARRON: Kinda strange how we met, y'know?
MARRON: Anyway... thanks! Don't hold back, alright?

She then prepares for combat with Marron. Berg arrives at the same time, officially kick-starting the duel! While that's going on, Brutishace targets the barrier's weakpoints after his ally's efforts. He tries to physically pry the barrier away... and this prys away one tile of it. Success!? It promptly falls back a tile, so it's still blocking entry. At least it took about 25% integrity damage from that. Comet then goes and kicks the Pinati in a generic, space-faring fashion for (6+3) damage. Daskter then equips the PDW, and shoots the Pinati with a quick burst for (7+3) damage. He fails to mod the name, though.

Krabs then attempts to grant that guy within the Sphere an accomplishment, but fails! Zedros then re-lighteniningngns the barrier, dropping its integrity by 10%. He also... engulfs the Pinati for (5+3) damage. Neat. Destiny then tries to go West of her current little boxed-off location, but runs head-first into some trees. Looks like there's no actual way to go from there. The Man then goes into the Library Tunnels, and mines some Gold Ore with his fists. While by Minecraft logic he wouldn't be able to get any Gold, this still somehow yields 5 Gold. His hands sorta sting.

Comet also wanders off to the spring, and plucks 9 Soulblossoms and 3 Goneblossoms from it. She also opts to take the compost, gaining a Blob of Compost.

<THE SET, ROUND THREE>
Things are going fairly smoothly here. Just beware Reisz'z Umbrella Shield passive, which'll greatly boost some of her resists until she's out of SHP. Also note that she spawns Hounds upon losing one of her lives, so watch out for that too. Anyway, keep it up!

<VS MARRON, ROUND TWO>
Marron's on the defense here! While some splash spells could certainly cause her massive pain, you'll need to watch out for the Sabertype's ability to DEAL 30 DAMAGE IN A SINGLE BLOW. You know; painful stuff. Also watch out for Marron's pulls, as per usual. The Sabertype also has Phase Shift, but that's far less dangerous than what Marron's packing.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 01:01:00

Toast acts after Auth, moves to N10 and uses Intuition to cast Channel Magic. This removes the buffs from the Sabertype, and hands them over to the lovely Emerald.
oh
She then retreats to M14.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 06:19:00

Mr. Krabs moves to G7 and fires the Unboring Splintercast at the Nest, with alternating weapon bonus in effect. Mr. Krabs is the treeboi. It him.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 06:51:00

Terry throws a Cinderfruit at Hound5, moves to I13, then activates Combat Operandi: Eleventh Storm. He does the following combo:
-Shield Boost east, to L13
-Shield Boost north-west, into Reisz
-Shield Crash Reisz (Shield Boost bonus!)
-Shield Boost north-west AGAIN, into Hound2, ending up on K12
-Dash Finisher Hound2 (Shield Boost bonus!)
----
Expenditures:
>1 Cinderfruit
>250 SP.
----
Flavor text time!
Terry tosses a Cinderfruit at a Hound, making it explode, and he walks away from it calmly.

And then he stands still. A rune on the plating of his left arm starts glowing. A swirling breeze gathers around the rune, forming a makeshift magical shield.

"I did NOT remember putting that there!"

He aims his shield at the Shuria in front of him, then leaps forward. Assisted by the shield's magical properties, his leap becomes more of a dash, and ends up a few centimeters from the Shuria.

He then aims his shield at Reisz, who is next to him. He does the same thing, then his shield meets Reisz's face, and she is sent backwards, off the stage.

"Boom!"

He does the dashy thing again, this time spinning around with his sword, then he hits a Hound with said sword.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 10:07:00

Pionobot grabs the still hovering book and puts it in the inventory, then sits down and patches himself up some more.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 11:16:00

First, I use the GP I should have to apply Sharpen on the crystaline farmer., which either raises the damage to 7-11 or 8-12, not sure.
I proceed to use my special, raising damage by 40% to either 9.8-15.4 or 11.2 -16.8. yes, I do it in this order, since it'd probably give slightly better results i think.
annnnd I can't use the weapon skill of the claw after using trion form anyway.
I then move to G14 and cut nest 1 with the controllable sword of trion.
lets see, that'd be... minimum 9 damage after AC, not enough to kill the thing for sure, so Elemental blaster the nest as well, with fire damage, assuming nobody else wants to use the elemental blaster. I'm helping again!
" Chaos randomly appears three centimeters away from JOE, and recommends a physics textbook for a low low price of 100 Credits."
But... JOE is fighting Reisz... so that means...
Chaos appeared in the middle of the Reisz fight! come on, make yourself useful you... red... superpowered... robot?.. being?..
or just run away or ignore it but personally I'm hoping he'll help kill things.
Now, since JOE has now (After chaos' arrival) used trion form, which technically creates a new body out of trion, his normal body can do things outside of the reisz fight while he waits for the player round to end.
So JOE's physical body goes over the the Pinati and unloads a log on its face from the inventory.
After picking the wood back up, he deinventorieses a giant spoon, which bonks it on the head.
Returning this spoon to the inventory, he continues through the inventory, dropping an upsidedown woodsteel helmet, all the egg barrier's eggs, the Gallow egg (It's resilient!), And a fridge.

He then quickly re-inventorizes all of that. surely all that blunt force trauma hurt the pinati!

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 14:32:00

Auth moves to K16 and casts Black Shield on Toast. Auth then retreats to L17, ensuring his further invisibility from Marron, due to the wall being in the way.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 14:55:00

I'll get my magical resistance to be against Psychic.

Equipping the PDW I go out and explore Z2 and go to K7 exploring the East side.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 16:21:00

Emerald moves to M10 ”Hiya!” and shield slams the Sabertype, taking advantage of Galahad’s Shield giving him 1-2 Range, and also activating Galahad’s Shield to guard afterwards

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 16:37:00

The egg rolls to (J13).

Boshi moves to (L12) and fires east. (Don't forget; electric resists are negated)

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 17:10:00

Monika decides that now is a good time to see what this gauntlet actually seems to be able to do, and outright tries to PUNCH the barrier with it. If this still keeps the barrier up or doing so would do significant harm to the gauntlet (...somehow), Monika casts Manashock again.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 17:31:00

Destiny walks out of the hole and looks back at the dead Chairian.

Hmm, dark energy, dead body...
checks off all the boxes for a sacrifice. I'll take it if I need to use it.

Destiny loots the old Chairian corpse and then helps Pionobot mend himself.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 18:45:00

The Man mines some more gold, rather generically this time.

Originally posted on 2018-04-14 19:04:00