Rules
1: 2 posts per round max - only the first two will be counted
2: There isn't a charge cap but for sanity reasons it isn't a good idea to go over 25 in this stage of the game

Notable things
1: This is meant to be a more lighthearted session than most, if the phrase "Chillmodder" didn't make that clear already, so please keep that in mind
2: Entities in this game have player-style HP for sanity reasons
3: I might screw up since I'm not that experienced at this

Originally posted on 2017-10-13 12:33:00

cO: man it is boring out here

A guy sits alone on the grassy lawn of a waterfront property in some unknown city somewhere. To put in a description, specifically, a guy with a notable amount of light blue hair, dark blue and light blue eyes, clad in a hoodie that suits the rest of his colour scheme and wearing standard Engietech combat armor pants. Don't ask why he's got armor on. He's fairly certain that his neighbors aren't present right now, what with the whole job things that they have to uphold all the time, but hey, if they were around at least he'd have something to do. After a long time of contemplation, the guy eventually decides that it'd be a good idea to get up and go find something. Or, you know. Blow a whole lot of godmodding energy on saving himself the effort of actually searching, immediately constructing himself a recliner chair with an umbrella to relax in.

cO: wait no i should have gone looking for that itd have put some excitement into my life to not godmod through that
cO: oh well too late

And thus, he waits again, just lying around as usual.

cO: well come on interesting things start happening


Chillmodder: 50/50 hp

Originally posted on 2017-10-13 12:33:00

His chair asplode.

1/2 for Midnight Siege.
(Just a warning, I'm planning on doing my "increasing in charge size each time thing" if that's okay.)

Originally posted on 2017-10-13 16:14:00

1/5 iced tea 5.0
I give the chillmodder a glass of iced tea, mango flavoured.


Originally posted on 2017-10-14 12:56:00

I give the Chillmodder a new chair after his previous one exploded

Originally posted on 2017-10-14 13:59:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1507907656))

His chair asplode. 1/2 for Midnight Siege. (Just a warning, I'm planning on doing my "increasing in charge size each time thing" if that's okay.)

Cue the exploding chair. Chillmodder, who was in the middle of using that and having not been expecting things to actually happen, is promptly ejected from the chair's remains in a rather forceful manner. He seems to have been injured by the attack...

cO: oh okay things are happening now
cO: oof owie my unnecessary meme
cO: eh its fine i have more chairs
cO: at least 12

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1507982193))

1/5 iced tea 5.0 I give the chillmodder a glass of iced tea, mango flavoured.

cO: ok cool
cO: wait why mango
cO: youll trigger the feminazis if you keep using words with the man in them
cO: man

...He still drinks it anyway.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1507985940))

I give the Chillmodder a new chair after his previous one exploded

cO: ok you see that earlier 12
cO: that is now at least 13

He decides to move this one to storage for later. A look in storage would reveal that he has closer to billions of chairs.

cO: well a billion is at least 13 so im not wrong

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cO: ok since some people are present ill just do a thing or something

The Chillmodder pauses for a moment. He concentrates... and then, out of the power of godmodding powers, he summons something. Specifically, it appears to be... an eyeball with a foot on it. The eyeball proceeds to swivel around for a few seconds. It seems to be anticipating further attacks...

cO: oh also its literally the first turn and im chill so none of yall are vulnerable to attack right now but dont expect that to last forever
cO: trust me theres no fun in basically guaranteed victory

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists

PC
Hoppy the Eyeball: 25/25 hp
Chillmodder: 49/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-14 14:30:00

2/5 iced tea 5.0
I reply "[redacted to avoid potential 'triggering of feminazis']goes taste good ok.", before putting some new tea to steep.

Originally posted on 2017-10-14 14:47:00

All of his chairs explode. Simultaneously. It's quite the fireworks show.

2/2 for Midnight Siege. EXPENDING
It is suddenly pitch black outside, the middle of the night. Before anyone can say anything a massive boulder, launched by some distant catapult, lands smack dab on top of Hoppy The Eyeball.

0/3 for Twilight Techno.

I +1 JOEbob as many times as I am allowed.

Originally posted on 2017-10-14 20:43:00

3/5 iced tea 5.0
I offer everyone a nice glass of iced tea (which has been iced via somewhat-liberal application of low-level ice magic, and i steeped last post.), which I have in a variety of flavours, including Lavender, womango, herbal blend, cactus fruit, California poppy, Hops, starfruit, alovera honey, carrot, and a bunch of tea-leaf-like things i found in my basement, which have a sign on them saying "might be poison... drink if you dare."
my recommendations: starfruit for piono, carrot for the eye (its an eyeball so like), Californian poppy for enerald because Why not, and Hops for the chillmodder.
of course, everyone is free to drink whatever they like

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 00:34:00

1/3 for Twilight Techno

Nobody is there to be seen to be responsible for the exploding chairs? Maybe they got blown up in the explosion.
Or maybe it's just stuff randomly happening. Subconscious godmodding to give the chillmodder something to do.

A signpost falls on Hoppy the Eyeball and impales him.

I +1 the next person to post.

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 01:25:00

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no?
good


I slip and slide onto the battle field (more specifically, on Hoppy, crushing him to death), guns blazing, mario boots stomping and official Gallifreyan regalia being all alien and stuff.

WOOP WOOP 1/10

+1 Piopo!

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 01:37:00

man, why is nobody drinking the iced tea i made?
/null

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 11:25:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1507988866))

2/5 iced tea 5.0 I reply "[redacted to avoid potential 'triggering of feminazis']goes taste good ok.", before putting some new tea to steep.

cO: i guess

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508010202))

All of his chairs explode. Simultaneously. It's quite the fireworks show. 2/2 for Midnight Siege. EXPENDING It is suddenly pitch black outside, the middle of the night. Before anyone can say anything a massive boulder, launched by some distant catapult, lands smack dab on top of Hoppy The Eyeball. 0/3 for Twilight Techno. I +1 JOEbob as many times as I am allowed.

The boulder slams onto Hoppy, the eyeball shaking as it feels the force of a boulder landing on it! That did about 2 da-

cO: wait that was a two turn charge attack those do more

...Fine, 4 damage. Chillmodder, you do realize you probably should keep silent about things that benefit you if left untouched, right?

cO: on one hand yes but on the other hand im not doing that

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508024072))

3/5 iced tea 5.0 I offer everyone a nice glass of iced tea (which has been iced via somewhat-liberal application of low-level ice magic, and i steeped last post.), which I have in a variety of flavours, including Lavender, womango, herbal blend, cactus fruit, California poppy, Hops, starfruit, alovera honey, carrot, and a bunch of tea-leaf-like things i found in my basement, which have a sign on them saying "might be poison... drink if you dare." my recommendations: starfruit for piono, carrot for the eye (its an eyeball so like), Californian poppy for enerald because Why not, and Hops for the chillmodder. of course, everyone is free to drink whatever they like

cO: i dont trust the poison stuff
cO: hoppy go do a thing

The eyeball on a foot just stands there for a moment, then stares intently. It appears to be searching deep... Then, it proceeds to pew pew lasers. When the smoke clears, the drinks are left untouched, but a little bit discoloured. Apparently, the lasers were to remove poisons. Hoppy proceeds to rock back and forth on one foot. The one foot.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1508027137))

1/3 for Twilight Techno Nobody is there to be seen to be responsible for the exploding chairs? Maybe they got blown up in the explosion. Or maybe it's just stuff randomly happening. Subconscious godmodding to give the chillmodder something to do. A signpost falls on Hoppy the Eyeball and impales him. I +1 the next person to post.

cO: well im the chillmodder and i say that things randomly happening is bs
cO: more bs than the surface of a cow paddock
cO: the non grass areas

Nonetheless, Hoppy proceeds to get stabbed by a sign from the skies. 2 damage. Hoppy blinks. Or winks. Probably not winking.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508027876))

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no? good I slip and slide onto the battle field (more specifically, on Hoppy, crushing him to death), guns blazing, mario boots stomping and official Gallifreyan regalia being all alien and stuff. WOOP WOOP 1/10 +1 Piopo!

cO: that uh didnt kill the eyeball foot guy

The Chillmodder is indeed correct. Hoppy still seems to be alive and kicking. Granted, he's a bit more short on health again, by 2 points, but he's still around.

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Hoppy stands there, then hops up into the air a single time before landing and frowning, an eyelid magically appearing at the top of the eye for the sole purpose of letting him frown. Seems he's prepared to protect the chillmodder.

cO: well how am i supposed to do anything if there isnt a target
cO: i didnt think this first turn invincibility permission through

Chillmodder shrugs.

cO: i guess i have hoppy

He proceeds to throw an ice cream at Hoppy. There's a flash of light, then the eyeball is... doing a little better. Not by much, but a bit. 3 hp restored.

cO: i can do more than that later trust me

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists

PC
Hoppy the Eyeball: 20/25 hp
Chillmodder: 49/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 14:34:00

(2+ piono} 3/10 WOOP WOOP

+1 Piopo!



Using the aforementioned blazing guns, I light Hoppy on fire in an attempt to introduce debuffs into the game.
I will get the credit.
All of it.

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 16:59:00

4/5 iced tea 5.0
so um
did anyone drink the tea?
if someone did drink any of my tea, I smile and ask if they liked it.
I also note that I didn't recommend the "might be poison" drink to anyone... and that absolutely nothing changed about the might be poison drink, or the woomango drink, or the starfruit one, etc, etc.

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 19:00:00

I drink the tea and then toss a chair at Hoppy the Eyeball. Man, better be careful about weaponized chairs or Ire might sue me

Originally posted on 2017-10-15 20:47:00

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ (time=1508083153))

(2+ piono} 3/10 WOOP WOOP +1 Piopo! Using the aforementioned blazing guns, I light Hoppy on fire in an attempt to introduce debuffs into the game. I will get the credit. All of it.

cO: poor hoppy

Hoppy sustains a pretty nasty burn, right on the eyelid. Which proceeds to catch on fire. 1 damage? But also applied Flames, so, it's something.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1508090423))

4/5 iced tea 5.0 so um did anyone drink the tea? if someone did drink any of my tea, I smile and ask if they liked it. I also note that I didn't recommend the "might be poison" drink to anyone... and that absolutely nothing changed about the might be poison drink, or the woomango drink, or the starfruit one, etc, etc.

cO: i didnt drink anything because i dont drink things
cO: stay in drink dont drugs and drive and dont do school kids

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1508096844))

I drink the tea and then toss a chair at Hoppy the Eyeball. Man, better be careful about weaponized chairs or Ire might sue me

Hoppy is bludgeoned from afar with a chair! Poor eyeball foot thing. That seems to have... dealt 2 damage. That's pretty much the standard, it seems.

cO: well yeah because decimal health isnt a thing

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Hoppy burns. He closes the eyelid. He appears to have gained a single point of armor. Just because, you know, he'd die without it.

cO: hell die anyway

Shush. Once he goes down, you're going to have to step your game up, you know.

cO: nah
cO: well ill introduce health bars ok maybe

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Battlefield - Seaside Property

AC
Piono: exists
Joe: exists
Emerald: exists
ThatOtherGuy: exists

PC
Hoppy the Eyeball: 16/25 hp (Flames - losing 1hp per turn)
Chillmodder: 49/50

Originally posted on 2017-10-16 14:32:00

3/3 for Twilgiht Techno

1/5 for In Dream.
I +1 TOG, emerald and JOE.

A disembodied voice points out that absolutely everything doing the same amount of damage is lame, and there should be SOME variation, even if everything is in player HP, peoploe should be capable of doing more or less damage with better or worse attacks.

That being said, 3/3 EXPENDED for Twilight Techno.

The clock rewinds several hours to the twilight of the day before the clock struck midnight abruptly. The Chillmodder's neighbor is throwing a massive party, playing techno music way too loud and just generally being obnoxious. For some reason this empowers all the players, and makes JOE's tea taste better. Player attack power temporarily boosted!

Originally posted on 2017-10-16 16:16:00

action: I point out that the chillmodder drank my mango tea, so clearly he does drink things. this reveals part of his statement as a lie, and thus all of it.
7/5 iced tea 5.0 +1 piono +1 piono a while ago that i missed
Iced tea, my magnum opus. the many teas I made 2 rounds ago empower their drinkers... which is only emerald. drat. guess that doesn't happen.
then piono makes the teas taste better. this, combined with the 2-charge overcharge on my charge, has the unpredictable effect of forcing a randomly chosen being from a certain pool that does not contain, for example, emerald, my self, etc to drink my tea, because of logic. the roll landed on the chillmodder. the chillmodder is forced to drink the hops tea... if my above action didn't work, since they coincided.
now, the tea is not poisoned, of course. eyeball... thing made sure of that.
but, not being poisoned does not preclude side effects. is melatonin a poison? thats something your body creates. its unclear and fuzzy.
hops is a natural sedative, used in making beer. when drunk, it eases the drinker into a deep, restful sleep.
the amount of hops in the tea isn't enough to force the chillmodder to sleep, but eventually, he'll have to go to sleep, sending him into the land of dreams. probably in 10 turns if he keeps lazing around, around 30 if hes somewhat active but not much, and 18 turns if he's extremely active.

Originally posted on 2017-10-16 21:47:00

(4} 4/13 WOOP WOOP

+1 Piopo!

man, this is just like the start of DLE
this is not a good sign...

this, however, is: I grab the signpost from before and prove it's value by stabbing it into Hoppy. Repetitiveness is likely to make this less effective, but the wood makes the burning burn more
so that's good.

other then that, might wanna make rules for +ing?

Originally posted on 2017-10-17 00:35:00