[Thanks for ruining the surprise. No really, I appreciate it.]
And how was I supposed to know it was intended to be surprise?
If you want something to be a surprise, you tell the people involved it's gonna be a surprise.
NO INTERMISSION. I'm reasonably sure that 'reasonable' update times will resume soon enough that it wouldn't make much sense at this point. It will continue, within 3 days, maybe 4!
Also, Murphy's law, Go take a hike! Nobody liked you in DTG2 either! Especially not me!
I'll be calling my lawyer shortly. We need to talk.
Also, HOMESTUCK UPDATEEEEEED. Time to actually like the comic again! This is all leading up to the END OF ACT 6 (on April 6th) and ACT 7 (from April 7th to April 13th.)
THE REASON WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON CRUNCH OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT REALLY REALLY OLD MEME FROM THE YEARS AGO THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE WHAT THE BALLS
I'll be calling my lawyer shortly. We need to talk.
Also, HOMESTUCK UPDATEEEEEED. Time to actually like the comic again! This is all leading up to the END OF ACT 6 (on April 6th) and ACT 7 (from April 7th to April 13th.)
You called?
[Don't hire her. She'll probably take your soul as payment. You don't want that, doubly so considering what you've just done.]
THE REASON WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON CRUNCH OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT REALLY REALLY OLD MEME FROM THE YEARS AGO THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE WHAT THE BALLS
this is very funny
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
(I should not troll this way but once I made the worst poem ever I just had to post it(It is the worst for all the reasons)(for the is boring part I made it by hazard when describing the four line poem and then I figured out it made an is and so I added a boring))
(I should not troll this way but once I made the worst poem ever I just had to post it(It is the worst for all the reasons)(for the is boring part I made it by hazard when describing the four line poem and then I figured out it made an is and so I added a boring))
10/10 best poem ever would read at haiku club again.
Okay, so I was trying to work on the Update Terminal to make it able to auto-update so we don't have to wait three weeks for it to work and because I want to see some body parts flying soon.
...I might have broken the entire Minecraft Forums in doing so. And it didn't even work.
I think I found an official normal battle theme. I'm the theme guy. Yeah.
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Quick note: Tazz hates April Fools Day. I kind of like the parts of it where we get to see neat stuff, even if it's fake, but I can understand his frustration. Mostly because I don't particularly care for vandalism.
[Thanks for ruining the surprise. No really, I appreciate it.]
And how was I supposed to know it was intended to be surprise?
If you want something to be a surprise, you tell the people involved it's gonna be a surprise.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
NO INTERMISSION. I'm reasonably sure that 'reasonable' update times will resume soon enough that it wouldn't make much sense at this point. It will continue, within 3 days, maybe 4!
Also, Murphy's law, Go take a hike! Nobody liked you in DTG2 either! Especially not me!
I'll be calling my lawyer shortly. We need to talk.
Also, HOMESTUCK UPDATEEEEEED. Time to actually like the comic again! This is all leading up to the END OF ACT 6 (on April 6th) and ACT 7 (from April 7th to April 13th.)
Look, if you really wanted a limerick I'd have given it.
PLAYERS UNITE IN THIS FIGHT
AND RAGE 'GAINST THE DYING OF LIGHT
COMBINING THEIR POWERS TO BUY ONE MORE HOUR
AND FIGHT THROUGH CALAMITOUS BLIGHT.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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PASTRIES ARE DELICIOUS
ANYONE CAN DO THIS
CAN YOU SEE
THE REASON WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON CRUNCH OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT REALLY REALLY OLD MEME FROM THE YEARS AGO THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYMORE WHAT THE BALLS
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
You called?
[Don't hire her. She'll probably take your soul as payment. You don't want that, doubly so considering what you've just done.]
That's the point.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Ah fine, jeez.
PLAYERS UNITE IN THIS FIGHT
AND RAGE 'GAINST THE DYING OF LIGHT
COMBINING THEIR POWERS THEY'LL BUY ONE MORE HOUR
TO FIGHT THROUGH CALAMITOUS BLIGHT.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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this is very funny
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Players from all sides, Good or Bad.
And all things in between,
Can we must die? No.
That we must FIGHT back until our lives are broken.
I am still here, as always.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Potatoes hate limericks.
All those poems are bad.
Could we stop doing this?
This trend should die now.
I made the worst poem ever.
Shame on me and my idiocy.
Boring.
(I should not troll this way but once I made the worst poem ever I just had to post it(It is the worst for all the reasons)(for the is boring part I made it by hazard when describing the four line poem and then I figured out it made an is and so I added a boring))
10/10 best poem ever would read at haiku club again.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
May I suggest Iambic Pentmeter
For 'tis a lost art and I find nothing sweeter
You may jest all you want with acrostic poems
For I shall not rest these weary bones,
And nevermore shall this desire be unknown.
Hark, I shall speak only in Shakespearean Prose and Rhyme,
But what thee seek f'r I findeth not truly sublime.
Thee all seek nothing but mere figments,
And such idiocy makes me indignant.
Maketh instead of mere intimation
So doth something inventive in summation.
If some of you can't tolerate Shakespeare, enough with the acrostics.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
AYAZE YOU UTTER GORILLA
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE DON'T TOUCH THE UPDATE TERMINAL IF THEY AREN'T REGISTERED TO USE ONE
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I think I found an official normal battle theme. I'm the theme guy. Yeah.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Wait, it's upside-down day already?
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Richard's got some fancy new digs from Ninjatwist.
Absolutely Fabulous
A full hot collection.
Wait, if Tazz is updating today....
Oh no.
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Quick note: Tazz hates April Fools Day. I kind of like the parts of it where we get to see neat stuff, even if it's fake, but I can understand his frustration. Mostly because I don't particularly care for vandalism.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH