My personal opinion is that you should have checked the concrete facts (IE the Forum Climate) before planning it out to such an extensive degree, but that's more advice for next time. As for actual advice on what to do...Honestly, Piono, I think you're going to have to consider either dropping the idea or just going full steam ahead with the idea on wherever you need it to be, and in your shoes, I would (very sadly) drop the idea entirely and re-purpose some of those ideas for later, or elseware, possibly even DTG0. I've tried DTG on a small forum (non-canon spinoff) and it died fast.
I'm a casual Homestuck fan (Yes, those exist.), so I've taken a lot of classpect quizzes.
Apparently, I'm a Mage of Heart. (Which I take to mean someone who acts on a secret understanding of other's hearts, or someone who understandss with thier heart, then acts on it, neither of which seem to actually fit me...)
EDIT: A homestuck RP doesn't sound bad, if anyone has one they want to mention, but I'm not sure if my schedule would let me participate anyway.
I did check the facts, but it was quite some time ago, and obviously not thoroughly enough to boot.
I went in and checked quite a few places and discovered that sadly, there is not a single homestuck forum community with enough of a following to support a DTG session.
It appears that I will in fact have to find a different way to include the Homestuck characters further within the canon than planned.
As for repurposing the ideas, they'll definitely have to be repurposed.
Most of the plans for piono can still go through, provided I can get permission from herobrine in the tvtropes session, since none of my ideas will work in DTG0, as that would screw up my own personal timeline in a big way.
My biggest problem is figuring out a way to get the Homestuck characters out of the rut, since the way I've got them tagged to be shipped off was originally designed to be a tie in to the mspa session, although it'll work just as well to tie in to where ever they end up I suppose.
Although if anyone ends up having ideas, I'm all ears, as I came up with an entire plot, and if at all possible, I'd like to make it happen.
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I'm starting more serious work on improving the HG sim. Here are my current ideas, if you want to take them now. These are just my plans and are subject to change. Although, given how much stuff this is, it might take me a few days to implement it all.
* 2v2 duels. If you have good intelligence, you're more likely to attack the target with the lower hp rather than just attacking randomly.
* Combos now get a modifier. List of modifiers: (Note that "power" is equal to (two teammate's used stats + 2 D40 rolls) - enemy's defense)
a = AOE, hits 2 targets with the damage split between them. Only useful in 2v2 duels. Otherwise, its throwing away half your damage for nothing. (2v2 is going to be more common than 2v1 though. Also, only one enemy rolls for defense)
h = heal, power is healing split among both allies. Can over heal.
b = buff, power is split among all allied stats. Buff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 for power is +10 to all stats for both players)
w = wounding, deals 50% power to both hp and target's stats. Debuff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 deals 50 damage and drains each stat by 10)
d = debuff, deals 80% power to target's stats permanently. (EG: Rolling 100 drains each stat by 16)
(nothing) = default. Deals 100% power as flat damage.
* Weather. Maybe.
* New passives:
55 - Gang up (MORE! MORE LOREWALKER CHOS!): When starting a 1v1 duel, you have a 20% chance to turn it into a 2v1 duel in your favor, provided this is not the final duel of the game.
215 - School Nerd: When starting a 1v1 duel, you have a 20% chance to turn it into a 2v1 duel AGAINST your favor, provided this is not the final duel of the game.
(note the above two might not get in due to coding problems.)
56 - Back to the Wall (The Char are coming!): When you're in a 2v1 duel and on the 1 side, gain +20 to all stats for the duration of the duel. Stacks with duelist. Does not trigger if your teammate dies during a 2v2 duel.
57 - Necromancer: At the start of each day, gain entities equal to... (number of dead tributes * 4) / (number of total tributes). Rounded up. So basically, for every 4th of the tribututes dead, gain + 1 entities.
Hm. Weather effects. I'll try to help out on how those could work:
Sun: Default. No effect.
Rain: It's getting hard to see and move accordingly. Dexterity lowers in lethal events and duels.
Snow: IT'S TOO COLD. Strength, Dexterity, and Entites lower in lethal events and duels, but it's a lower debuff then rain for all three.
Lightning: Very much painful to metal. Chance to be struck by lightning for a debuff on any stat.
I know there should be more of these (5-7 would be the best amount for the first weather-using game), and there should be some specially designed perks for weather, so:
Used to the Cold: Minor stat gain in all stats for lethal events and duels during the snow weather.
Lightning Rod: 2.5x chance to be struck by lightning during the lightning weather.
I did check the facts, but it was quite some time ago, and obviously not thoroughly enough to boot.
I went in and checked quite a few places and discovered that sadly, there is not a single homestuck forum community with enough of a following to support a DTG session.
It appears that I will in fact have to find a different way to include the Homestuck characters further within the canon than planned.
As for repurposing the ideas, they'll definitely have to be repurposed.
Most of the plans for piono can still go through, provided I can get permission from herobrine in the tvtropes session, since none of my ideas will work in DTG0, as that would screw up my own personal timeline in a big way.
My biggest problem is figuring out a way to get the Homestuck characters out of the rut, since the way I've got them tagged to be shipped off was originally designed to be a tie in to the mspa session, although it'll work just as well to tie in to where ever they end up I suppose.
Although if anyone ends up having ideas, I'm all ears, as I came up with an entire plot, and if at all possible, I'd like to make it happen.
I legit think that we may have too much HS already, personally, and unless it's direly critical to your canon that they all have to go (and I really really doubt that) I suggest dropping the issue to a degree. Maybe you could tell me the details in private, if that's OK with you? It may actually work in DTG0 as well, depending on how it splices, (DTG0's plot DOES have some initial time shenanigans-beyond that I would not advise it, but the bare minimum is that returning characters won't have to go very far to justify why they're there.) and I honestly think we need to talk more anyways.
As for the games...Weather suggestions!
Meteors: The bad news is it's not your enemies. EVery event you make an additional DEX check to dodge meteorites, if you fail you take -20 HP. Every other action in a duel gets the same result. DEX to beat is 50.
Windy: The breeze is quite enjoyable, makes movement easier. DEX up for every duel and lethal event, equal to rain.
Sunny: The bright sun makes you smile and forget about the bloodbath. +5 Int immediately to all participants. This is a stat upgrade, FYI, not a temporary buff.
Clowdy: The shade makes it easy to hide. Reduce Duel chance for the day.
Apocalypse: I would hate to be you right now. debuff to all stats for duels and lethals, -5 HP for every event
Dreamlike: Today's weather is sponsored by heaven. buff all stats for duels and lethals, +5 int immediately, +5 HP for every event particpiated in.
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NinjaV and Bender vs. Build and SBaHJ NinjaV's intelligence blocked Build's intelligence! (50.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
SBaHJ's strength overpowered Bender's dexterity! (71.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) SBaHJ dealt 46.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Bender has 54.0 HP, Build has 100.0 HP, SBaHJ has 100.0 HP
NinjaV's entities overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 14.0 damage! Bender's strength overpowered Build's dexterity! (109.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense) Bender dealt 41.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Bender has 54.0 HP, Build has 59.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
Bender has been defeated!
Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Build has 59.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
NinjaV's intelligence overpowered Build's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 23.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
Current HP: NinjaV has 98.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
NinjaV's alchemies overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 25.0 damage! SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Current HP: NinjaV has 98.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 41.0 HP
Current HP: NinjaV has 67.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 41.0 HP
NinjaV's strength overpowered SBaHJ's intelligence! (57.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 55.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 67.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
NinjaV's intelligence blocked Build's intelligence! (30.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
SBaHJ's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) SBaHJ dealt 45.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 22.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Build's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 6.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 22.0 HP, Build has 30.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
Build's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's entities! (96.0 attack vs. 10.0 defense) Build dealt 94.0 damage! NinjaV's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 22 damage to him! NinjaV has been defeated! NinjaV's parting wish cursed Build! NinjaV's parting wish cursed SBaHJ!
Current HP: Build has 30.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
Kajiulord and Midna vs. TECHPIECE and FseftrAI FseftrAI's intelligence blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (49.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 38.0 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 100.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 62.0 HP
TECHPIECE's intelligence overpowered Midna's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 4.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 0 damage in retailiation! Midna's alchemies blocked FseftrAI's entities! (42.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 96.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 62.0 HP
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 96.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 54.0 HP
TECHPIECE's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (59.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 27.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 5 damage in retailiation! FseftrAI's strength overpowered Midna's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 56.0 damage! FseftrAI took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 13.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 95.0 HP, FseftrAI has 45.0 HP
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered FseftrAI's dexterity! (45.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 12.0 damage! Kajiulord's entities overpowered FseftrAI's strength! (49.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 9.0 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 13.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 95.0 HP, FseftrAI has 24.0 HP
TECHPIECE's dexterity overpowered Midna's alchemies! (79.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 52.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 10 damage in retailiation! FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (113.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 67.0 damage! Midna has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 33.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 85.0 HP, FseftrAI has 24.0 HP
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 38.0 damage! FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 33.0 HP, Midna has 11.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 85.0 HP,
TECHPIECE's strength overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (55.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 51.0 damage! TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times! Kajiulord has been defeated! FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 61.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 67.0 HP,
Midna's dexterity overpowered TECHPIECE's strength! (57.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) Midna dealt 38.0 damage! TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 68 times! FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 43.0 HP,
That really didn't take as long as I thought it would. WEATHER TIME!
Edit - Weather is going pretty well. Although, it seems a little unstable. As in, people aren't dying from fire tornadoes when they should be.
Edit2 - Oh my Notch meteors are murdering everyone...
@tazz: By this point they're almost more DTG than Homestuck. I don't want them to randomly die, and I have a planned rematch between piono and Vriska. They likely won't be as important as they would've been otherwise, and I may very well end up handing some or most of them off to other people.
Plus I don't want to cause paradoxical loops in what my characters knew at certain points in time, so all characters that have been involved in DTG and DTG2 that belong to me aren't going to be in DTG0 (except the Author, the oracle of Void, and POSSIBLY Eric, but all of them will be there from points in time before DTG)
As for weather:
raining cats and dogs: it is literally raining cats and dogs, causes intelligence debuffs in duels and lethal events due to the constant gore involved in it raining small mammals.
As it turns out, the fanfiction.net community is even more dead than chocolate pi's.
There has been a grand total of two posts in the last month. On all of the threads combined.
I spent an hour on google trying to find a good site, but no dice.
I still have my google doc with the planning in it, so should someone become aware of a suitable location, I can start it up. Location is literally the only thing I'm lacking.
Anyways, how many people would be interested in helping out with the godmodder chronicles? I already have two of my IRL friends linked into the PM, but I'd prefer a little more help than just that if at all possible.
Whoa... stop the presses! I'm actually getting replies! Hold your horses folks, the mspa session might just end up being a thing after all!
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Trifecta isn't guaranteed to happen, and I have no plans currently to steal your thunder on that. Godmodder Chronicles is DTG1.
Should those plans extend out to DTG2, then that means that Trifecta will have all the backstory from DTG1 already in place.
It also means that when/if you finally start work on Trifecta, there'll already be people who've been working with the canon ready to help out.
I'm currently talking with TT about the future of DTG webcomics. I would appreciate if you didn't work on Godmodder Chronicles until me and TT have come to a decision. Keep in mind this will most likely be after I get back from vacation.
Right now I have 0 responses from any of the 3 people who have jumped in, and priority is figuring out who's capable of drawing characters and whatnot.
I want there to be at least some semblance of an idea as to what's going on, but I'll wait for the official verdict before doing any actual work.
Okay Piono, Twin told me about the comic. I, personally, think it sounds like a cool idea. At the same time, however, I just ask that you don't be too judicious in your portrayal of anyone, as jerks or saints or whatever. I think you'll do a good job with it, I just don't want anyone insulted!
Really, that's the only concern I can think of right now.
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Aw... I should have made my TvT account yesterday. Now I have to wait for the 24 hour spam filter thing.
Secondly, I want to ask something. This might sound vain, but I feel like I should ask anyway based on how many people say they liked my RP with Wilson. Because I'm going to be running Willow on TvT, does anyone want me to send a PM with any RP stuff I do? So... if you want to just read my RP like a book without having to go check TvT, ask me.
Third, Simulation is done. That... took WAY less time than I thought it would... It took about... 4 or 5 hours maybe. Quad duels were surprisingly easy. I basically copied tri duels and made both sides into a team. Anyway, time for commentating.
New features:
*Quad Duels
*Couple new passives
*Weather
*Combos with modifiers
*COLORS! I got them to work! I think...
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
All combos loaded!
passives
Talist gains passive number 23 Tempo gains passive number 37 Engie gains passive number 58 Purple gains passive number 13 TECHPIECE gains passive number 16 IreCreeper gains passive number 58 Blue gains passive number 55 Red gains passive number 56 FseftrAI gains passive number 25 Serpent gains passive number 17 /\stri/\ gains passive number 21 /\stri/\ gains passive number 32 Raven gains passive number 31 Tazz gains passive number 13 Crystal gains passive number 49 Crystal gains passive number 4 Crystal gains passive number 1 Netpatham gains passive number 1 The L[]rd gains passive number 31 The L[]rd gains passive number 55 The L[]rd gains passive number 17 Maniac gains passive number 47 Maniac gains passive number 3 Maniac gains passive number 18 Midna gains passive number 2 Midna gains passive number 33 Midna gains passive number 57 Amp gains passive number 10 InsertNameHere gains passive number 4 The Godmodder gains passive number 58 Pane gains passive number 10 Pane gains passive number 24 Pane gains passive number 33 Scratch gains passive number 30 Scratch gains passive number 55 Binary gains passive number 45 Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 22 Lothyra gains passive number 13 Lothyra gains passive number 33 Lothyra gains passive number 43 Bender gains passive number 52 Bender gains passive number 1 Bender gains passive number 46 NinjaV gains passive number 13 NinjaV gains passive number 10 NinjaV gains passive number 26 Umbra gains passive number 53 Umbra gains passive number 24 Umbra gains passive number 45 Kajiulord gains passive number 46 Kajiulord gains passive number 38 Kajiulord gains passive number 54 Pit gains passive number 44 The Brick Wall gains passive number 34 Geometry Dash gains passive number 2 Magic Cueball gains passive number 21 The Alchemiter gains passive number 15 The Boss Vortex gains passive number 14 Piono gains passive number 57 Eric gains passive number 32 Tricky gains passive number 17 Hank gains passive number 8 Vriska gains passive number 7 11 gains passive number 4 SBaHJ gains passive number 18 UOSS gains passive number 58 UOSS gains passive number 46 UOSS gains passive number 8 Pricy gains passive number 8 Stan the Mime gains passive number 11 Wilson gains passive number 35 Bleak gains passive number 39 Proof gains passive number 39 Ikea gains passive number 58 OWAKS gains passive number 20 Willow gains passive number 41 TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 43 Split gains passive number 21 Build gains passive number 13 Build gains passive number 5 Build gains passive number 33 Zetta gains passive number 31 Zand gains passive number 23 Dark Pit gains passive number 45 Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 11 Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 6 Tingle gains passive number 34 Pokefan gains passive number 7 Springtrap gains passive number 45 Probect Pinary gains passive number 10 Golden Freddy gains passive number 16 Miraj gains passive number 47 Miraj gains passive number 24 Miraj gains passive number 10
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor! Netpatham got a package! Pricy was so weak, they took 24 damage! Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 24 damage! Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 27 damage to him! Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 27 damage to him!
Bloodbath
All 66 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Blue hugged Metal Gear RAY. REJOICE! COLORS!
A quad duel right off the bat. How nice. Piono and The Alchemiter vs. The Godmodder and IreCreeper
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Piono's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 58.0 damage! IreCreeper's alchemies overpowered Piono's intelligence! (68.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) IreCreeper dealt 34.0 damage! BEAT HIM UP!
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 100.0 HP
Piono's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's entities! (97.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) Piono dealt 56.0 damage! The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's entities! (28.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 44.0 HP
Piono's intelligence blocked The Godmodder's entities! (58.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Piono's entities blocked IreCreeper's strength! (47.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 44.0 HP
Piono's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's alchemies! (98.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Piono dealt 69.0 damage! The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's intelligence! (31.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
IreCreeper has been defeated! Nice turnaround.
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP,
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Piono's entities! (61.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 1.0 damage!
Current HP: Piono has 7.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP,
Piono's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's alchemies! (91.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) Piono dealt 49.0 damage! The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's intelligence! (6.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 7.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 51.0 HP,
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Piono's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 36.0 damage! Piono has been defeated! Aw, close.
Current HP: The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 51.0 HP,
The Alchemiter's strength overpowered The Godmodder's intelligence! (41.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) The Alchemiter dealt 9.0 damage! The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! Oh, must be the realization of murder. I should reduce the int penalty for killing, shouldn't I?
Current HP: The Alchemiter has 69.0 HP, The Godmodder has 42.0 HP,
The Godmodder's entities overpowered The Alchemiter's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 97.0 damage! The Alchemiter has been defeated!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 42.0 HP,
UOSS failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint! Vriska's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it. Raven wonders how he got into this mess... Red runs off into the distance. Vriska accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times! Kajiulord's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. The Godmodder does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 44 times! But survived. Binary wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Eric rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. Tempo finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! Red met with a terrible fate, didn't they? Maniac woke up /\stri/\. Metal Gear EXCELSUS prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. Proof became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. The L[]rd died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. Springtrap stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Golden Freddy finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! All mangled. Dark Pit bathed in blood. Maniac realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. Kajiulord got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. Probect Pinary stole Oryx's shotgun. Build bathed in blood. Serpent wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Zetta casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Metal Gear EXCELSUS died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. Stan the Mime's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. Tazz teleports away at a rapid pace. Crystal thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. Willow decided to join DTG. Now she's here. Netpatham decided to join DTG. Now he's here. The Brick Wall successfully shooshpapped Gamzee. Stan the Mime washed Netpatham's hands. Serpent wonders how he got into this mess... Pane gets into a long argument with Wilson, ignoring all the supplies. Geometry Dash died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 15 times! Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 15 damage to him! Pit undergoes a Split from the stress.
Shattered Bill Cipher VS. Purple Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity overpowered Purple's dexterity! (82.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 22.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 100.0 HP and Purple has 78.0 HP
Purple's strength overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (68.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) Purple dealt 39.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 78.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Purple's alchemies! (71.0 attack vs. 18.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 47.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 31.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Purple's alchemies! (45.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 31.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Purple's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has -1.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Purple!
Pokefan stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Miraj secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! Eric died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. Tingle found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave. Umbra met with a terrible fate, didn't they? Engie commits suicide over the newest editor. Amp died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. Magic Cueball grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Tingle before absconding. Lothyra's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it. Pricy drop-kicked 11 to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. Pricy was so weak, they took 6 damage!
And then Pricy died of it! You died from drop kicking someone else. Huh. Pokefan attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Golden Freddy accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 59 times! Shattered Bill Cipher found blueprints for a Mech.
Ikea VS. Pit Pit's intelligence overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (34.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Pit dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Ikea has 93.0 HP and Pit has 100.0 HP
Ikea's entities overpowered Pit's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Ikea dealt 82.0 damage! Ikea took 16 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Ikea has 77.0 HP and Pit has 18.0 HP
Pit's entities overpowered Ikea's strength! (80.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense) Pit dealt 11.0 damage!
Current HP: Ikea has 66.0 HP and Pit has 18.0 HP
Ikea's alchemies overpowered Pit's intelligence! (48.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) Ikea dealt 33.0 damage! Ikea took 6 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Ikea has 60.0 HP and Pit has -15.0 HP
Ikea has killed Pit!
TIE-Hivemind VS. Zand Zand's dexterity overpowered TIE-Hivemind's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) Zand dealt 55.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 45.0 HP and Zand has 65.0 HP
TIE-Hivemind's strength overpowered Zand's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) TIE-Hivemind dealt 14.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 45.0 HP and Zand has 51.0 HP
Zand's dexterity overpowered TIE-Hivemind's alchemies! (77.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) Zand dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 2.0 HP and Zand has 51.0 HP
TIE-Hivemind's dexterity overpowered Zand's strength! (67.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) TIE-Hivemind dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 2.0 HP and Zand has 36.0 HP
Zand's intelligence overpowered TIE-Hivemind's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense) Zand dealt 0.0 damage! TIE-Hivemind's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 22 damage to him! Meatshield seems really overrated.
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has -20.0 HP and Zand has 36.0 HP
Zand has killed TIE-Hivemind!
Raven is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Coloring a name black is really subtle. Geometry Dash's planned Entity was noped immediately. Geometry Dash's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 45 damage to him! Wilson grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. 11 realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. Hank attempted to ambush The Brick Wall! Hank successfully ambushed The Brick Wall and dealt a painful blow! The Brick Wall took 75 damage! Stan the Mime hugged Zetta. Tricky's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. Shattered Bill Cipher casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Dark Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Midna somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Bender runs off into the distance. The Boss Vortex undergoes a Split from the stress. The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 20 damage! The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Split runs off into the distance.
Tempo and The Godmodder vs. Wilson and Talist
Hey, combo time Wilson. Talist's strength blocked Tempo's entities! (37.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Wilson's alchemies! (115.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 58.0 damage!
Current HP: Tempo has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 100.0 HP
Combo Activated, Fox Fire!
Wilson fires off countless bolts of crackling foxfire, each one getting empowered by emerald light Talist siphons from the Dream. The constant machine gun like blasts of flame turns the world into a frame by frame animation, only lit when a streak of white flame shoots towards Tempo like a firework. Also, you can now put the enemy's name in a combo.
That's 129 vs. Tempo's defense of 29.0 (int)
It dealt 100.0 damage to Tempo! Wilson's intelligence overpowered Tempo's intelligence! (80.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) FINISH HIM! Wilson dealt 40.0 damage! The Godmodder's entities blocked Talist's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Tempo has been defeated!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 100.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Talist's entities! (105.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 48.0 damage! Talist went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 44.0 HP
The Godmodder's dexterity blocked Wilson's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
Talist's strength overpowered The Godmodder's intelligence! (67.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense) Talist dealt 51.0 damage! The Godmodder has been defeated!
Current HP: Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 44.0 HP. Dream team victory!
Split scored a caged Killer Rabbit. Tricky realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Wilson found blueprints for a Mech. Wilson went insane and bashed their head against a wall 81 times!
And then Wilson died of it! Oh yeah... bleeding heart... That was -80 intelligence. I need to lower that... Zand and NinjaV grapple over the Banhammer. Metal Gear RAY accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 42 times! Springtrap gets into a long argument with Magic Cueball, ignoring all the supplies. Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 11 damage! Blue had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. Zand attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Zand successfully fixed himself up! Zand was healed for 15 health! Probect Pinary had to fight off NinjaV, OWAKS, Scratch, Talist, AND InsertNameHere with nothing but a spoon!. Talist went insane and bashed their head against a wall 80 times!
And then Talist died of it! Oh, I also gave myself bleeding heart, didn't I? Ikea grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. SBaHJ uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Tazz has accquired iAntimak Carbine. /\stri/\ realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. Midna and SBaHJ attempted to hack into a computer server. Midna messed it up for SBaHJ by tripping a security system for them. Miraj uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Midna and Metal Gear RAY vs. Build Midna's alchemies overpowered Build's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) Midna dealt 54.0 damage! Build's entities blocked Metal Gear RAY's intelligence! (44.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Current HP: Midna has 150.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 46.0 HP
Build's strength overpowered Midna's entities! (89.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense) Build dealt 31.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 119.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 46.0 HP
Build's entities blocked Midna's dexterity! (62.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies overpowered Build's entities! (79.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense) Metal Gear RAY dealt 33.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 119.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 13.0 HP
Build's entities overpowered Midna's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Build dealt 50.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 13.0 HP
Midna's entities overpowered Build's strength! (83.0 attack vs. 81.0 defense) Midna dealt 1.0 damage! Build's alchemies blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 12.0 HP
Build's alchemies overpowered Metal Gear RAY's alchemies! (76.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Build dealt 38.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 20.0 HP and Build has 12.0 HP
Midna's entities overpowered Build's dexterity! (79.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense) Midna dealt 15.0 damage! Build has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 20.0 HP and Build has -3.0 HP. Could have killed RAY if you had a little more int.
Ikea accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 28 times! Binary somehow came out of a bad fanfic alive. OWAKS stole Oryx's shotgun. Midna did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Midna was so weak, they took 30 damage! Midna managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 86 times! Midna's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! Midna's alchemies backfired, dealing 40 damage to him! Will to survive? Bleak wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Willow and TECHPIECE grapple over the Banhammer. Bleak's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. The L[]rd grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. The Boss Vortex grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Lothyra accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 25 times! InsertNameHere became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Amp found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again. FseftrAI had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times! Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 73 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Nope. Nothing today. There's a half chance of nothing. TECHPIECE wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Tazz wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
11 studied the Dark Arts.
Magic Cueball wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment. Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 20 damage! Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
11 wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Tingle looked up the necronomicon. Tingle went insane and bashed their head against a wall 120 times!
And then Tingle died of it!
TECHPIECE VS. Geometry Dash Geometry Dash's alchemies overpowered TECHPIECE's dexterity! (37.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Geometry Dash dealt 34.0 damage! One of the pures dealing damage with something other than their 150 stat? What?
Current HP: TECHPIECE has 66.0 HP and Geometry Dash has 97.0 HP
TECHPIECE's entities overpowered Geometry Dash's alchemies! (87.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 64.0 damage! Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 33 damage! Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 48 times!
Current HP: TECHPIECE has 66.0 HP and Geometry Dash has -29.0 HP
TECHPIECE has killed Geometry Dash!
Amp caught the X-Plauge.
Bleak matrix-dodges an arrow from Pokefan, then retreats!.
Shattered Bill Cipher just injured the Godmodder! Well done. SBaHJ is spooked by Ikea.
Bender did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Dark Pit ate a golden apple and gained health!
Bleak facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
Maniac became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Zetta attempted to ambush Golden Freddy! Zetta tripped and fell before reaching Golden Freddy, who didn't notice a thing! Because he was too busy bashing his head into a wall. Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times! Lothyra runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Zetta, Pane, and Binary chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
The Boss Vortex grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
And then The Boss Vortex died of it!
Serpent Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Hank consumed a whole canned chicken.
Blue did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Eric took some time off from hunting to train.
Shattered Bill Cipher suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Binary. Now its going to be impossible to get him to do anything for the arrival.
Bender ate a golden apple and gained health!
The memes, Zand.
Lothyra insta summoned a player.
Tazz accused TECHPIECE of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim.
Pane grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
NinjaV and Crystal had their entities shipped by Tricky, which was throughly awkward. Crystal's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Netpatham found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.
Scratch is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Ikea Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
The Brick Wall is spooked by Split. The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
/\stri/\ got their inventory jpeg'd. /\stri/\'s alchemies backfired, dealing 90 damage to him!
Pokefan VS. The L[]rd Pokefan's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 37.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has 100.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Pokefan's entities! (88.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 60.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has 40.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's entities blocked Pokefan's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Pokefan has 40.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered Pokefan's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 55.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has -15.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Pokefan!
FseftrAI got the Metal Blades.
Dark Pit VS. Willow Willow's dexterity overpowered Dark Pit's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Willow dealt 26.0 damage!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 74.0 HP and Willow has 70.0 HP
Dark Pit's entities overpowered Willow's intelligence! (52.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Dark Pit dealt 21.0 damage! Dark Pit took 4 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 70.0 HP and Willow has 49.0 HP
Willow's intelligence overpowered Dark Pit's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Willow dealt 18.0 damage!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 52.0 HP and Willow has 49.0 HP
Dark Pit's dexterity overpowered Willow's dexterity! (99.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Dark Pit dealt 54.0 damage! Dark Pit took 10 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 42.0 HP and Willow has -5.0 HP
Dark Pit has killed Willow! Meh...
Serpent ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
Metal Gear RAY Challenges NinjaV to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
And then Metal Gear RAY died of it! I guess RAY actually lost.
Whoa! The Godmodder faked their own death but is back now! He always comes back for the next game. Midna was pestered by bats, driving them insane! Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
The Brick Wall attempted to ambush Blue! The Brick Wall made too much noise and was noticed by Blue, who proceeded to attack her assailant! The Brick Wall took 30 damage! For SOME reason, brick walls are not the most sneaky of things. Metal Gear EXCELSUS found an ancient wooden ruin... Metal Gear EXCELSUS didn’t find anything. Split expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Springtrap tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. Netpatham praised Dome. Netpatham, you shall be Dome's champion. Crystal praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. NO! NOT YOU THOUGH! Scratch was ready for freddy. This time around...
The L[]rd VS. Midna The L[]rd's strength overpowered Midna's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 14.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 65.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 63.0 HP and Midna has -5.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Midna!
Zand took some time off from hunting to train.
SBaHJ gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit. Magic Cueball thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by Vriska.
Miraj had their hacks disabled! So that's how you did it...
MK-Watson-A decided to join Bender's cause.
Bender badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Tazz and Golden Freddy vs. Netpatham. The heathenous followers of Helix have risen against you!
Combo Activated, Doorstopper!
Golden Freddy summons a powerful door from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and empowers it with the dark arts of [REDACTED], which Tazz quickly grabs and slams into Netpatham with his mastery over Doors.
That's 131 vs. Netpatham's defense of 35.0 (int)
It dealt 96.0 damage to Netpatham! Tazz's intelligence overpowered Netpatham's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) FINISH HIM Tazz dealt 20.0 damage! Tazz took 4 damage in retailiation! Netpatham has been defeated!
Current HP: Tazz has 96.0 HP, Golden Freddy has 44.0 HP and Netpatham has -16.0 HP. That was quick. Helix: 2 Dome: 0
Tricky did something stupid and payed the price. Maniac kills off his Side Characters.
Amp runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Probect Pinary stays at Wilson's Potion shop.
Eric awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
The L[]rd drank a Potion of Strength!. The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
OWAKS wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Aw... TECHPIECE was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. Eric and Lothyra went Trickster, chasing away Scratch and Binary. Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Amp stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.
Blue Challenges The Brick Wall to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Eric matrix-dodges an arrow from Binary, then retreats!.
Red sun over paradise... Ikea will not forget it.
Bender tries to kill Stan the Mime with a table, but they escape.
Bleak Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure.
Tazz steals a few of Dark Pit and Golden Freddy's alchemies.
Stan the Mime used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
Blue awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Writing out strategies for winning Smash.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS insisted that they do, in fact, exist. 11 wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Again.
LeiShi decided to join The L[]rd's cause.
Stan the Mime says "Hello Meatbags1" to NinjaV then departs for flubbing the line.
Magic Cueball murdered Hank. Again.
The Godmodder tries to kill Miraj with a table, but she escapes.
The Godmodder managed to **** off the Narrative. The Narrative has had enough of your nonsense. The Godmodder was so weak, they took 36 damage! The Godmodder managed to stab themself in the foot for 120 damage! The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 160 times! The Godmodder's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 84 damage to him! The Godmodder's alchemies backfired, dealing 60 damage to him!
And then The Godmodder died of it!
Zetta facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
/\stri/\ VS. Probect Pinary /\stri/\'s strength overpowered Probect Pinary's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) /\stri/\ dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: /\stri/\ has 16.0 HP and Probect Pinary has 57.0 HP
Probect Pinary's alchemies overpowered /\stri/\'s dexterity! (83.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense) Probect Pinary dealt 78.0 damage! /\stri/\'s entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 12 damage to him!
Current HP: /\stri/\ has -62.0 HP and Probect Pinary has 57.0 HP
Probect Pinary has killed /\stri/\!
The L[]rd spends the night confused about Magic Cueball's side character.
FseftrAI attempted to bandage his wounds!
And FseftrAI successfully fixed himself up! FseftrAI was healed for 15 health! Split successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Ikea got the Skull Barrier.
Lothyra didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
Shattered Bill Cipher VS. Scratch Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Scratch's entities! (30.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 100.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Scratch's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 64.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 36.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Scratch's intelligence! (56.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 36.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Scratch's strength! (119.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 60.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has -24.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Scratch!
Zetta Died in a multi-man melee. Dark Pit went for a work out.
NinjaV Challenges Bender to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
11 got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. Maybe that will damage the Godmodde- wait, too late.
Probect Pinary comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
Split saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher vs. Split and The Brick Wall
FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered The Brick Wall's alchemies! (118.0 attack vs. 0.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 79.0 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher's entities overpowered Split's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 31.0 damage! The Brick Wall has been defeated!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP, Split has 69.0 HP,
Split's dexterity overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense) Split dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 37.0 HP, Split has 69.0 HP,
FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered Split's entities! (103.0 attack vs. 86.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 14.0 damage! Split's dexterity blocked Shattered Bill Cipher's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 37.0 HP, Split has 55.0 HP,
Split's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) Split dealt 26.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 11.0 HP, Split has 55.0 HP,
Split's entities blocked FseftrAI's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Split's dexterity! (87.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 11.0 HP, Split has 40.0 HP,
Split's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (84.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense) Split dealt 14.0 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher has been defeated! At least you took one down.
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Split has 40.0 HP,
FseftrAI's strength overpowered Split's intelligence! (75.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 43.0 damage! Split has been defeated!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP,
Metal Gear EXCELSUS summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
Hank was injured by Bleak's bow, but managed to escape!.
Pane suffered the fate of Kurak!. Amp listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Golden Freddy has activated RAGE MODE!. Alright. If I do this enough, it will become a meme, right? Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Zand VS. Miraj Zand's strength overpowered Miraj's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense) Zand dealt 2.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 61.0 HP and Miraj has 98.0 HP
Miraj's intelligence overpowered Zand's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Miraj dealt 6.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 55.0 HP and Miraj has 98.0 HP
Zand's intelligence overpowered Miraj's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Zand dealt 49.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 55.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's dexterity overpowered Zand's dexterity! (100.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense) Miraj dealt 38.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 17.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's strength blocked Zand's intelligence! (49.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 17.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's intelligence overpowered Zand's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) Miraj dealt 6.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Zand's alchemies overpowered Miraj's strength! (111.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) Zand dealt 92.0 damage! Miraj's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Miraj has -67.0 HP
Zand has killed Miraj! So close...
OWAKS wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Bender has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
Tazz's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Zand dreams of alchemies to come.
Maniac removed the zone that Hank and Probect Pinary were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.
The L[]rd VS. Maniac The L[]rd's entities overpowered Maniac's entities! (93.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 48.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 63.0 HP and Maniac has 52.0 HP
Maniac's dexterity overpowered The L[]rd's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) Maniac dealt 44.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 19.0 HP and Maniac has 52.0 HP
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Maniac's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 69.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 19.0 HP and Maniac has -17.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Maniac!
OWAKS dreams of alchemies to come.
Zand VS. Serpent Zand's strength overpowered Serpent's dexterity! (75.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense) Zand dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Serpent has 91.0 HP
Serpent's intelligence overpowered Zand's strength! (80.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense) Serpent dealt 33.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has -22.0 HP and Serpent has 91.0 HP
Serpent has killed Zand! Revenge for Miraj.
Vriska was attacked by a Bullymong! Vriska got smashed, and walked away injured! Vriska took 33 damage! Vriska tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file. Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 165 times!
And then Vriska died of it!
Serpent 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today's weather is brought to you by heaven! 10% off your first order! Healing for all! Hank kills off his Side Characters. Hank was healed for 5 health!
Bleak awakens to the sight of Dark Pit and Tazz attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body. Bleak was healed for 5 health! Dark Pit was healed for 5 health! Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Tazz was healed for 5 health! Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Blue watches the stars move across the sky. Blue was healed for 5 health!
Golden Freddy and FseftrAI spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear! BUT WITH RAGE! FseftrAI created a scythe/sniper hybrid, and Golden Freddy attempted to steal it! Golden Freddy failed to take it, and suffered serious injury... Golden Freddy took 45 damage! WITH RAGE!
And Golden Freddy died of it! Didn't get quite enough healing. Or rage. Helix champion down! FseftrAI was healed for 5 health!
Binary and Probect Pinary vs. Eric Eric's strength overpowered Probect Pinary's strength! (99.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense) Eric dealt 31.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Probect Pinary has 31.0 HP and Eric has 100.0 HP
Binary's intelligence overpowered Eric's strength! (99.0 attack vs. 90.0 defense) Binary dealt 8.0 damage! Probect Pinary's entities overpowered Eric's alchemies! (88.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense) Probect Pinary dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Probect Pinary has 31.0 HP and Eric has 58.0 HP
Eric's strength overpowered Probect Pinary's dexterity! (117.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) Eric dealt 106.0 damage! Probect Pinary has been defeated! Huh. They didn't get to use their combo. A team has a half chance of using it every round until they do actually use it.
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Eric's strength blocked Binary's alchemies! (88.0 attack vs. 92.0 defense)
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Binary's strength blocked Eric's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Binary's entities overpowered Eric's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Binary dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 26.0 HP
Eric's intelligence overpowered Binary's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense) Eric dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 93.0 HP, Eric has 26.0 HP
Binary's alchemies overpowered Eric's entities! (86.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense) Binary dealt 29.0 damage! Eric has been defeated!
Current HP: Binary has 93.0 HP, Eric has -3.0 HP
Magic Cueball liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Magic Cueball was healed for 5 health! Binary had earplugs against the EAS tones. Binary was healed for 5 health! NinjaV summons an ultra-complex death entity. NinjaV was healed for 5 health!
Ikea, Amp, and Hank's plans were all foiled by The L[]rd. Ikea was healed for 5 health! Amp was healed for 5 health! Hank was healed for 5 health! The L[]rd was healed for 5 health!
FseftrAI bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. FseftrAI was healed for 5 health! 11 was healed for 5 health! 11 worked on a mech with Magic Cueball.
They got it working! 11 was healed for 5 health! Magic Cueball was healed for 5 health! NinjaV plots a narrative-changing Summon. NinjaV was healed for 5 health!
Tazz stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job. Tazz was healed for 5 health! Healing Cheese Dark Pit ran from a raging forest fire! Dark Pit ran as fast as Sanic, and fled the fires! Dark Pit was healed for 5 health! The L[]rd receives aid from the Preston Cole!. The L[]rd was healed for 5 health!
Having lost some sanity, Blue hallucinates living tables and chairs. Blue was healed for 5 health!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won? Well, given how no message for "X was healed for 5 health" showed up, I'd have to say the OP scale. OWAKS saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone... OWAKS was healed for 5 health!
Amp powered through exams. Amp was healed for 5 health! Bleak tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Bleak was healed for 5 health!
OWAKS murdered Hank. Again. OWAKS was healed for 5 health!
Serpent grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. Serpent was healed for 5 health!
Heaven takes back its weather.
Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 12 damage to him!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
BONK! A vicious hailstorm starts! Any action taken today will be at the cost of some health. Time to take back all that health. -4 health per event. It doesn't announce this though... hm...
Bleak VS. Tazz. Bleak, to fit with the theme, you're now on Dome's side. Tazz's alchemies overpowered Bleak's entities! (118.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense) Tazz dealt 113.0 damage!
Current HP: Bleak has -5.0 HP and Tazz has 97.0 HP
Tazz has killed Bleak! Helix: 3 Dome: 0. Things look... bleak for Dome. heh.
FseftrAI fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
Welcome to the Strength test, Blue... And you failed. Dark Pit played some late-night table stickball with Hank.
Tazz wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 36 times!
Hank saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
NinjaV became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Dark Pit, Tazz, and 11 chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
NinjaV stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Magic Cueball VS. Amp Amp's alchemies overpowered Magic Cueball's strength! (82.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) Amp dealt 58.0 damage!
Current HP: Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP and Amp has 110.0 HP
Magic Cueball's intelligence overpowered Amp's strength! (196.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) Magic Cueball dealt 333.0 damage! Amp's alchemies backfired, dealing 52 damage to him!
Current HP: Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP and Amp has -275.0 HP
Magic Cueball has killed Amp!
Binary managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control! 11 heard a distant howl...
Ikea wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Ikea is accosted by Clippy all night. Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Bender VS. Magic Cueball Magic Cueball's intelligence blocked Bender's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 145.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 100.0 HP and Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP
Magic Cueball's dexterity overpowered Bender's entities! (49.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Magic Cueball dealt 16.0 damage!
Current HP: Bender has 84.0 HP and Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP
Bender's strength overpowered Magic Cueball's alchemies! (119.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Bender dealt 75.0 damage!
Current HP: Bender has 84.0 HP and Magic Cueball has -53.0 HP
Bender has killed Magic Cueball!
Bender found an ancient glitched ruin... Bender didn’t find anything. The L[]rd easily overpowered Goanna67. Bender uselessly attempted to /ban Stan the Mime.
The L[]rd awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
Stan the Mime is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Binary gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit. Serpent wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Bender failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. The L[]rd and Serpent made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
The L[]rd made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
FseftrAI goes completely and utterly grimdark.
Hank and Tazz went Trickster, chasing away NinjaV and Stan the Mime. Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Tazz runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Dark Pit and Ikea formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Serpent praised Dome. Shall Serpent be the champion Dome needs?
NO! you don't get to praise Dome! The Champion of Helix shall smite thee! Serpent VS. NinjaV NinjaV's strength overpowered Serpent's dexterity! (77.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 102.0 HP
Serpent's alchemies overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (68.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Serpent dealt 37.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 65.0 HP
Serpent's entities blocked NinjaV's dexterity! (76.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 65.0 HP
Serpent's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (69.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Serpent dealt 10.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 55.0 HP
Serpent's entities blocked NinjaV's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 55.0 HP
Serpent's entities overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense) Serpent dealt 64.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has -9.0 HP
Serpent has killed NinjaV! Dome wins this battle, but the war never stops. Helix: 3 Dome: 1 Environment: 1
FseftrAI bandaged their wounds. Dark Pit awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 41 times!
Ikea is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
11 managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape! 11 wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
A projectile whistles past OWAKS, but they ignored it.
Stan the Mime drank a Potion of Strength!.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites. Oh goodie. Serpent is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor. Helix: 3 Dome: 1 Environment: 2 Hank rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. Hank is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Hank took 20 damage! Rolled right into a meteor impact. The L[]rd chose the right time to RP. The L[]rd bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. Double meteor dodge. Nice. Hank praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. Helix: 4 Dome: 1 Environent: 2 Ikea dreams of alchemies to come. Rude awakening coming in... 3... 2... 1... Ikea is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Ikea took 20 damage!
OWAKS chose the right time to RP. FseftrAI and Stan the Mime went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. FseftrAI is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. FseftrAI took 20 damage!
Ikea and Stan the Mime vs. OWAKS OWAKS's dexterity overpowered Ikea's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) OWAKS dealt 88.0 damage! Ikea has been defeated!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 106.0 HP. Well, now its a pretty fair 1v1.
Stan the Mime's strength overpowered OWAKS's alchemies! (82.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 74.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity blocked OWAKS's entities! (85.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 74.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered OWAKS's alchemies! (103.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 66.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 8.0 HP
OWAKS's entities overpowered Stan the Mime's strength! (75.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) OWAKS dealt 28.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 74.0 HP and OWAKS has 8.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered OWAKS's strength! (122.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 72.0 damage! OWAKS has been defeated!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 74.0 HP and OWAKS has -64.0 HP
Stan the Mime and Dark Pit made an alliance. FseftrAI heard about it and started planning. FseftrAI is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. I wonder if they noticed that. FseftrAI took 20 damage!
11 typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Dark Pit wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
11 wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises. 11 throws some alchemies into SCP-882. 11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. 11 took 20 damage! Tazz comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. 11 grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
FseftrAI beat 11 silly with a pineapple.
The L[]rd praises the Helix Fossil!. Helix's *new* champion.
Stan the Mime was watching when a nuke went off.
The nuke attracted the *new* champion of Helix! Stan, you get to represent Dome. Congrats. The L[]rd VS. Stan the Mime Stan the Mime's strength overpowered The L[]rd's dexterity! (54.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 12.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 25.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 78.0 HP
The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's dexterity! (149.0 attack vs. 87.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 77.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 25.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP Woah. That's not will to survive. That's actually landing right on 1 HP. The might of Dome protects you, my child.
Stan the Mime's strength overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (90.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 105.0 damage! THE MIGHT OF DOME SMITES THEE HEATHEN!
Current HP: The L[]rd has -80.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed The L[]rd! Helix: 4 Dome: 2 Environment: 1
FseftrAI gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? Stan the Mime bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
Tazz VS. Stan the Mime Two champions, one of Helix (and who was for Helix before) and one of Dome. Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (124.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 209.0 damage! BY DOME BE PURGED!
Current HP: Tazz has -151.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed Tazz! Helix: 4 Dome: 3 Environment: 2
Stan the Mime had a mental breakdown. Some mortals just can't handle the power of Dome. Stan the Mime went insane and bashed their head against a wall 38 times!
And then Stan the Mime died of it! Helix: 4 Dome: 3 Environment: 3
Final Duel. I guess Helix wins the celestial duel this time because neither Dark Pit nor 11 are with either Dome or Helix. 11 VS. Dark Pit Dark Pit's entities overpowered 11's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense) Dark Pit dealt 25.0 damage!
Current HP: 11 has 67.0 HP and Dark Pit has 13.0 HP
11's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) 11 dealt 99.0 damage!
Current HP: 11 has 67.0 HP and Dark Pit has -86.0 HP
11 has killed Dark Pit!
Results
11 is the winner with these stats...
115.0 strength, 25.2 dexterity, 56.9 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Suddenly, while overlooking what's left of the arena after a massive number of meteor strikes, a swarm of omastars and kabutops flood into the arena and prompty start fighting, each backed by their own mob of frenzied ethereal voices. The omastars seem to be getting the upper hand, or rather, tentacle. Its probably because omastars are based on special attack and physical defense, which lets them bypass the kabutops' high physical defense. 11, not sided with either Helix or Dome, makes a shift exit and slips away. Despite the omastars' advantages, the kabutops start adapting their strategies to use tutor and egg moves like giga drain, which deals quad damage to them. After a long, grueling battle, the omastars win, just barely. 11 then swoops in and murders the last 10 or so omastars left and steals all the xp. Then gets smote by both Dome and Helix.
The fallen, in order with stats
66: Piono 40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono was killed by The Godmodder and IreCreeper
65: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter was killed by The Godmodder and IreCreeper
64: IreCreeper 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper was killed by Piono and The Alchemiter
63: UOSS 50.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
62: Red 35.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
61: Proof 10.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
60: Kajiulord 49.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 70.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
59: Purple 22.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 44.0 intelligence, 16.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
58: Umbra 40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
57: Engie 62.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie commits suicide over the newest editor.
56: Pricy 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 13.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy died of battle wounds
55: Pit 25.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit was slain by Ikea
54: TIE-Hivemind 15.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TIE-Hivemind was slain by Zand
53: Raven 40.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 48.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue.
52: Tempo 26.7 strength, 26.7 dexterity, 21.7 intelligence, 11.7 entities, 76.95 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was killed by Wilson and Talist
51: Wilson 28.5 strength, 25.8 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 83.0 entities, 84.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson died of battle wounds
50: Talist 23.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist died of battle wounds
49: Build 57.0 strength, 57.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 41.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build was killed by Midna and Metal Gear RAY
48: InsertNameHere 28.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
47: Tingle 10.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle died of battle wounds
46: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 139.5 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash was slain by TECHPIECE
45: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 150.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex died of battle wounds
44: Pokefan 19.2 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan was slain by The L[]rd
43: Willow 25.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by Dark Pit
42: Metal Gear RAY 85.75 strength, 95.14 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.6 entities, 26.57 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY died of battle wounds
41: Springtrap 52.0 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
40: Crystal 52.0 strength, 37.2 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
39: Midna 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Midna was slain by The L[]rd
38: SBaHJ 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 9.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
37: Netpatham 40.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 23.5 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham was killed by Tazz and Golden Freddy
36: Tricky 64.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 21.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky did something stupid and payed the price.
35: TECHPIECE 11.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TECHPIECE was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
34: The Godmodder 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder died of battle wounds
33: /\stri/\ 25.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ was slain by Probect Pinary
32: Lothyra 40.65 strength, 37.84 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 25.5 entities, 56.47 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
31: Scratch 28.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
30: Zetta 14.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 29.4 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta Died in a multi-man melee.
29: Shattered Bill Cipher 40.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 52.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was killed by Split and The Brick Wall
28: Split 65.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 56.2 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split was killed by FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher
27: The Brick Wall 150.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, -20.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall was killed by FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher
26: Pane 20.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 21.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane suffered the fate of Kurak!.
25: Miraj 35.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Miraj was slain by Zand
24: Maniac 23.3 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 44.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by The L[]rd
23: Zand 45.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zand was slain by Serpent
22: Vriska 18.9 strength, 33.9 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.1 entities, 48.58 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska died of battle wounds
21: Golden Freddy 71.5 strength, 42.55 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 20.8 entities, 78.4 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Golden Freddy died of battle wounds
20: Probect Pinary 57.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 39.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Probect Pinary was killed by Eric
19: Eric 65.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 29.5 intelligence, 40.05 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was killed by Binary and Probect Pinary
18: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 92.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 26.3 intelligence, 53.2 entities, 12.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
17: Bleak 95.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 19.2 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak was slain by Tazz
16: Blue 5.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Welcome to the Strength test, Blue... And you failed.
15: Amp 16.0 strength, 1.0 dexterity, 30.5 intelligence, 32.05 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp was slain by Magic Cueball
14: Magic Cueball 1.8 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 135.5 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball was slain by Bender
13: Binary 50.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
12: Bender 71.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
11: NinjaV 25.3 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 46.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was slain by Serpent
10: Serpent 24.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 62.0 intelligence, 59.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor.
9: Hank 33.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 18.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
8: Ikea 60.15 strength, 2.34 dexterity, 4.5 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 65.97 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea was killed by OWAKS
7: OWAKS 48.8 strength, 62.0 dexterity, 5.4 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS was killed by Ikea and Stan the Mime
6: The L[]rd 78.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 19.0 intelligence, 160.0 entities, 102.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was slain by Stan the Mime
5: FseftrAI 73.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 84.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: FseftrAI gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
4: Tazz 72.0 strength, 66.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 35.05 entities, 121.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz was slain by Stan the Mime
3: Stan the Mime 52.0 strength, 78.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 80.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime died of battle wounds
2: Dark Pit 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 9.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was slain by 11
1: 11 115.0 strength, 25.2 dexterity, 56.9 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 was smote by both Dome and Helix.
Yeah, I plan on doing it as close to the original as I can, and I plan to cut out OOC stuff (unless it was relevant to in-game things, and then it'll be adapted) because that could be considered demonizing or idolizing depending on what stuff does or doesn't make it in.
A lot of the less important attacks will probably get cut out, but I plan on trying to have everyone who posted at least make a background cameo.
Anyone who has specific questions regarding their character should wait until work actually gets started on it to ask, because it may or may not happen.
EDIT: Welp. I guess that's that.
That was an interesting hunger games, to say the least.
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The joining process has gotten kinda complicated, but I'll walk you through it.
[name] {#s #d #i #e #a}
The [name] can be anything, even formatted and colored if you want. The {stats} should be 5 numbers that total to 150. Each of the numbers represents one of your stats, strength, dexterity, intelligence, entities, and alchemies. Here's an example:
Wilson {25s 30d 45i 30e 20a} 200 11 14 54
So at the start, Wilson has 25 strength, 30 dexterity, 45 intelligence, 30 entities, and 20 alchemies, which all total to 150.
Now the next two parts are optional. See the numbers after Wilson's stats? Those are his passives. Here is the full list of passives to pick and choose from:
Its the green text. You get to pick 2 positive passives OR 3 if you also take one of the negative passives (with numbers > 200), like Wilson does. If you don't want to do this, that's fine. The program gives all tributes who don't have any passives 2 random positive ones. Then it gives everyone 1 bonus random one.
Lastly, you can set up combos between two tributes to use in team battles. This is also optional, but here's how you set one up:
[Character 1's name],[Character 2's name],[combo name],[stat character 1 will use],[stat character 2 will use],[modifier]
[flavor text]
In your flavor text, use (enemy) in place of the target's name. You don't have to format the character's names here.
List of modifiers:
a = AOE, hits 2 targets with the damage split between them. Only useful in 2v2 duels. Otherwise, its throwing away half your damage for nothing. (2v2 is going to be more common than 2v1 though. Also, only one enemy rolls for defense)
h = heal, power is healing split among both allies. Can over heal.
b = buff, power is split among all allied stats. Buff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 for power is +10 to all stats for both players)
w = wounding, deals 50% power to both hp and target's stats. Debuff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 deals 50 damage and drains each stat by 10)
d = debuff, deals 80% power to target's stats permanently. (EG: Rolling 100 drains each stat by 16)
(nothing) = default. Deals 100% power as flat damage.
Here's an example:
Tazz,Golden Freddy,Doorstopper,d,e
Golden Freddy summons a powerful door from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and empowers it with the dark arts of [REDACTED], which Tazz quickly grabs and slams into (enemy) with his mastery over Doors.
So when both Tazz and Golden Freddy are on the same team, this combo might activate. The power is calculated by adding Tazz's dexterity score (d) to Golden Freddy's entities score (e), adding that to a 2 D40 roll, then subtracting the enemy's defense roll off. There is no modifier at the end, so it does the default 100% damage.
@Generic: Currently, only colors work. If you look on the list of tributes, you'll see that SBaHJ does have the tag for the font, but it never survives the transfer to the forums. I don't know why.
My personal opinion is that you should have checked the concrete facts (IE the Forum Climate) before planning it out to such an extensive degree, but that's more advice for next time. As for actual advice on what to do...Honestly, Piono, I think you're going to have to consider either dropping the idea or just going full steam ahead with the idea on wherever you need it to be, and in your shoes, I would (very sadly) drop the idea entirely and re-purpose some of those ideas for later, or elseware, possibly even DTG0. I've tried DTG on a small forum (non-canon spinoff) and it died fast.
I'm a casual Homestuck fan (Yes, those exist.), so I've taken a lot of classpect quizzes.
Apparently, I'm a Mage of Heart. (Which I take to mean someone who acts on a secret understanding of other's hearts, or someone who understandss with thier heart, then acts on it, neither of which seem to actually fit me...)
EDIT: A homestuck RP doesn't sound bad, if anyone has one they want to mention, but I'm not sure if my schedule would let me participate anyway.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I did check the facts, but it was quite some time ago, and obviously not thoroughly enough to boot.
I went in and checked quite a few places and discovered that sadly, there is not a single homestuck forum community with enough of a following to support a DTG session.
It appears that I will in fact have to find a different way to include the Homestuck characters further within the canon than planned.
As for repurposing the ideas, they'll definitely have to be repurposed.
Most of the plans for piono can still go through, provided I can get permission from herobrine in the tvtropes session, since none of my ideas will work in DTG0, as that would screw up my own personal timeline in a big way.
My biggest problem is figuring out a way to get the Homestuck characters out of the rut, since the way I've got them tagged to be shipped off was originally designed to be a tie in to the mspa session, although it'll work just as well to tie in to where ever they end up I suppose.
Although if anyone ends up having ideas, I'm all ears, as I came up with an entire plot, and if at all possible, I'd like to make it happen.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'm starting more serious work on improving the HG sim. Here are my current ideas, if you want to take them now. These are just my plans and are subject to change. Although, given how much stuff this is, it might take me a few days to implement it all.
* 2v2 duels. If you have good intelligence, you're more likely to attack the target with the lower hp rather than just attacking randomly.
* Combos now get a modifier. List of modifiers: (Note that "power" is equal to (two teammate's used stats + 2 D40 rolls) - enemy's defense)
a = AOE, hits 2 targets with the damage split between them. Only useful in 2v2 duels. Otherwise, its throwing away half your damage for nothing. (2v2 is going to be more common than 2v1 though. Also, only one enemy rolls for defense)
h = heal, power is healing split among both allies. Can over heal.
b = buff, power is split among all allied stats. Buff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 for power is +10 to all stats for both players)
w = wounding, deals 50% power to both hp and target's stats. Debuff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 deals 50 damage and drains each stat by 10)
d = debuff, deals 80% power to target's stats permanently. (EG: Rolling 100 drains each stat by 16)
(nothing) = default. Deals 100% power as flat damage.
* Weather. Maybe.
* New passives:
55 - Gang up
(MORE! MORE LOREWALKER CHOS!): When starting a 1v1 duel, you have a 20% chance to turn it into a 2v1 duel in your favor, provided this is not the final duel of the game.215 - School Nerd: When starting a 1v1 duel, you have a 20% chance to turn it into a 2v1 duel AGAINST your favor, provided this is not the final duel of the game.
(note the above two might not get in due to coding problems.)
56 - Back to the Wall
(The Char are coming!): When you're in a 2v1 duel and on the 1 side, gain +20 to all stats for the duration of the duel. Stacks with duelist. Does not trigger if your teammate dies during a 2v2 duel.57 - Necromancer: At the start of each day, gain entities equal to... (number of dead tributes * 4) / (number of total tributes). Rounded up. So basically, for every 4th of the tribututes dead, gain + 1 entities.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Hm. Weather effects. I'll try to help out on how those could work:
Sun: Default. No effect.
Rain: It's getting hard to see and move accordingly. Dexterity lowers in lethal events and duels.
Snow: IT'S TOO COLD. Strength, Dexterity, and Entites lower in lethal events and duels, but it's a lower debuff then rain for all three.
Lightning: Very much painful to metal. Chance to be struck by lightning for a debuff on any stat.
I know there should be more of these (5-7 would be the best amount for the first weather-using game), and there should be some specially designed perks for weather, so:
Used to the Cold: Minor stat gain in all stats for lethal events and duels during the snow weather.
Lightning Rod: 2.5x chance to be struck by lightning during the lightning weather.
I legit think that we may have too much HS already, personally, and unless it's direly critical to your canon that they all have to go (and I really really doubt that) I suggest dropping the issue to a degree. Maybe you could tell me the details in private, if that's OK with you? It may actually work in DTG0 as well, depending on how it splices, (DTG0's plot DOES have some initial time shenanigans-beyond that I would not advise it, but the bare minimum is that returning characters won't have to go very far to justify why they're there.) and I honestly think we need to talk more anyways.
As for the games...Weather suggestions!
Meteors: The bad news is it's not your enemies. EVery event you make an additional DEX check to dodge meteorites, if you fail you take -20 HP. Every other action in a duel gets the same result. DEX to beat is 50.
Windy: The breeze is quite enjoyable, makes movement easier. DEX up for every duel and lethal event, equal to rain.
Sunny: The bright sun makes you smile and forget about the bloodbath. +5 Int immediately to all participants. This is a stat upgrade, FYI, not a temporary buff.
Clowdy: The shade makes it easy to hide. Reduce Duel chance for the day.
Apocalypse: I would hate to be you right now. debuff to all stats for duels and lethals, -5 HP for every event
Dreamlike: Today's weather is sponsored by heaven. buff all stats for duels and lethals, +5 int immediately, +5 HP for every event particpiated in.
Plain: Regular. Mostly ignoble. No benefits.
NinjaV's intelligence blocked Build's intelligence! (50.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
SBaHJ's strength overpowered Bender's dexterity! (71.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
SBaHJ dealt 46.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Bender has 54.0 HP, Build has 100.0 HP, SBaHJ has 100.0 HP
NinjaV's entities overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 14.0 damage! Bender's strength overpowered Build's dexterity! (109.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Bender dealt 41.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Bender has 54.0 HP, Build has 59.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
Build's alchemies overpowered Bender's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
Build dealt 63.0 damage! NinjaV's intelligence blocked SBaHJ's alchemies! (52.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Bender has been defeated!
Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Build has 59.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
NinjaV's intelligence overpowered Build's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 23.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
Build's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (46.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Build dealt 2.0 damage! NinjaV's alchemies blocked SBaHJ's alchemies! (45.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Current HP: NinjaV has 98.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 86.0 HP
NinjaV's alchemies overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 25.0 damage! SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Current HP: NinjaV has 98.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 41.0 HP
Build's alchemies overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (68.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Build dealt 31.0 damage! NinjaV's strength blocked SBaHJ's intelligence! (35.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Current HP: NinjaV has 67.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 41.0 HP
NinjaV's strength overpowered SBaHJ's intelligence! (57.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 55.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 67.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
NinjaV's intelligence blocked Build's intelligence! (30.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
SBaHJ's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
SBaHJ dealt 45.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 22.0 HP, Build has 36.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Build's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 6.0 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has 22.0 HP, Build has 30.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
Build's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's entities! (96.0 attack vs. 10.0 defense)
Build dealt 94.0 damage! NinjaV's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 22 damage to him!
NinjaV has been defeated!
NinjaV's parting wish cursed Build!
NinjaV's parting wish cursed SBaHJ!
Current HP: Build has 30.0 HP, SBaHJ has 1.0 HP
FseftrAI's intelligence blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (49.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 38.0 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 100.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 62.0 HP
TECHPIECE's intelligence overpowered Midna's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 4.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 0 damage in retailiation!
Midna's alchemies blocked FseftrAI's entities! (42.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 96.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 62.0 HP
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's alchemies! (68.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 8.0 damage! FseftrAI's alchemies blocked Midna's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 96.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 100.0 HP, FseftrAI has 54.0 HP
TECHPIECE's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (59.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 27.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 5 damage in retailiation!
FseftrAI's strength overpowered Midna's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 56.0 damage! FseftrAI took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 13.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 95.0 HP, FseftrAI has 45.0 HP
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered FseftrAI's dexterity! (45.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 12.0 damage! Kajiulord's entities overpowered FseftrAI's strength! (49.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 9.0 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Midna has 13.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 95.0 HP, FseftrAI has 24.0 HP
TECHPIECE's dexterity overpowered Midna's alchemies! (79.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 52.0 damage! TECHPIECE took 10 damage in retailiation!
FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (113.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 67.0 damage! Midna has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 33.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 85.0 HP, FseftrAI has 24.0 HP
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 38.0 damage! FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 33.0 HP, Midna has 11.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 85.0 HP,
TECHPIECE's strength overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (55.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 51.0 damage! TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
Kajiulord has been defeated!
FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 61.0 HP, TECHPIECE has 67.0 HP,
Midna's dexterity overpowered TECHPIECE's strength! (57.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
Midna dealt 38.0 damage! TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 68 times!
FseftrAI has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 43.0 HP,
That really didn't take as long as I thought it would. WEATHER TIME!
Edit - Weather is going pretty well. Although, it seems a little unstable. As in, people aren't dying from fire tornadoes when they should be.
Edit2 - Oh my Notch meteors are murdering everyone...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
@tazz: By this point they're almost more DTG than Homestuck. I don't want them to randomly die, and I have a planned rematch between piono and Vriska. They likely won't be as important as they would've been otherwise, and I may very well end up handing some or most of them off to other people.
Plus I don't want to cause paradoxical loops in what my characters knew at certain points in time, so all characters that have been involved in DTG and DTG2 that belong to me aren't going to be in DTG0 (except the Author, the oracle of Void, and POSSIBLY Eric, but all of them will be there from points in time before DTG)
As for weather:
raining cats and dogs: it is literally raining cats and dogs, causes intelligence debuffs in duels and lethal events due to the constant gore involved in it raining small mammals.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Why not do it on fanfiction? As much as I dislike Homestuck, I was actually looking forward to the MSPA session.
As it turns out, the fanfiction.net community is even more dead than chocolate pi's.
There has been a grand total of two posts in the last month. On all of the threads combined.
I spent an hour on google trying to find a good site, but no dice.
I still have my google doc with the planning in it, so should someone become aware of a suitable location, I can start it up. Location is literally the only thing I'm lacking.
Anyways, how many people would be interested in helping out with the godmodder chronicles? I already have two of my IRL friends linked into the PM, but I'd prefer a little more help than just that if at all possible.
Whoa... stop the presses! I'm actually getting replies! Hold your horses folks, the mspa session might just end up being a thing after all!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
GL.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'm currently talking with TT about the future of DTG webcomics. I would appreciate if you didn't work on Godmodder Chronicles until me and TT have come to a decision. Keep in mind this will most likely be after I get back from vacation.
I doubt any publishing will get done.
Right now I have 0 responses from any of the 3 people who have jumped in, and priority is figuring out who's capable of drawing characters and whatnot.
I want there to be at least some semblance of an idea as to what's going on, but I'll wait for the official verdict before doing any actual work.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Okay Piono, Twin told me about the comic. I, personally, think it sounds like a cool idea. At the same time, however, I just ask that you don't be too judicious in your portrayal of anyone, as jerks or saints or whatever. I think you'll do a good job with it, I just don't want anyone insulted!
Really, that's the only concern I can think of right now.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Aw... I should have made my TvT account yesterday. Now I have to wait for the 24 hour spam filter thing.
Secondly, I want to ask something. This might sound vain, but I feel like I should ask anyway based on how many people say they liked my RP with Wilson. Because I'm going to be running Willow on TvT, does anyone want me to send a PM with any RP stuff I do? So... if you want to just read my RP like a book without having to go check TvT, ask me.
Third, Simulation is done. That... took WAY less time than I thought it would... It took about... 4 or 5 hours maybe. Quad duels were surprisingly easy. I basically copied tri duels and made both sides into a team. Anyway, time for commentating.
New features:
*Quad Duels
*Couple new passives
*Weather
*Combos with modifiers
*COLORS! I got them to work! I think...
All standard events loaded!
passivesAll Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
All combos loaded!
Talist gains passive number 23
Tempo gains passive number 37
Engie gains passive number 58
Purple gains passive number 13
TECHPIECE gains passive number 16
IreCreeper gains passive number 58
Blue gains passive number 55
Red gains passive number 56
FseftrAI gains passive number 25
Serpent gains passive number 17
/\stri/\ gains passive number 21
/\stri/\ gains passive number 32
Raven gains passive number 31
Tazz gains passive number 13
Crystal gains passive number 49
Crystal gains passive number 4
Crystal gains passive number 1
Netpatham gains passive number 1
The L[]rd gains passive number 31
The L[]rd gains passive number 55
The L[]rd gains passive number 17
Maniac gains passive number 47
Maniac gains passive number 3
Maniac gains passive number 18
Midna gains passive number 2
Midna gains passive number 33
Midna gains passive number 57
Amp gains passive number 10
InsertNameHere gains passive number 4
The Godmodder gains passive number 58
Pane gains passive number 10
Pane gains passive number 24
Pane gains passive number 33
Scratch gains passive number 30
Scratch gains passive number 55
Binary gains passive number 45
Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 22
Lothyra gains passive number 13
Lothyra gains passive number 33
Lothyra gains passive number 43
Bender gains passive number 52
Bender gains passive number 1
Bender gains passive number 46
NinjaV gains passive number 13
NinjaV gains passive number 10
NinjaV gains passive number 26
Umbra gains passive number 53
Umbra gains passive number 24
Umbra gains passive number 45
Kajiulord gains passive number 46
Kajiulord gains passive number 38
Kajiulord gains passive number 54
Pit gains passive number 44
The Brick Wall gains passive number 34
Geometry Dash gains passive number 2
Magic Cueball gains passive number 21
The Alchemiter gains passive number 15
The Boss Vortex gains passive number 14
Piono gains passive number 57
Eric gains passive number 32
Tricky gains passive number 17
Hank gains passive number 8
Vriska gains passive number 7
11 gains passive number 4
SBaHJ gains passive number 18
UOSS gains passive number 58
UOSS gains passive number 46
UOSS gains passive number 8
Pricy gains passive number 8
Stan the Mime gains passive number 11
Wilson gains passive number 35
Bleak gains passive number 39
Proof gains passive number 39
Ikea gains passive number 58
OWAKS gains passive number 20
Willow gains passive number 41
TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 43
Split gains passive number 21
Build gains passive number 13
Build gains passive number 5
Build gains passive number 33
Zetta gains passive number 31
Zand gains passive number 23
Dark Pit gains passive number 45
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 11
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 6
Tingle gains passive number 34
Pokefan gains passive number 7
Springtrap gains passive number 45
Probect Pinary gains passive number 10
Golden Freddy gains passive number 16
Miraj gains passive number 47
Miraj gains passive number 24
Miraj gains passive number 10
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
BloodbathNetpatham got a package!
Pricy was so weak, they took 24 damage!
Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 24 damage!
Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 27 damage to him!
Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 27 damage to him!
All 66 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Blue hugged Metal Gear RAY. REJOICE! COLORS!
Piono and The Alchemiter vs. The Godmodder and IreCreeper
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Piono's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 58.0 damage!
IreCreeper's alchemies overpowered Piono's intelligence! (68.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
IreCreeper dealt 34.0 damage! BEAT HIM UP!
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 100.0 HP
Piono's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's entities! (97.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Piono dealt 56.0 damage!
The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's entities! (28.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 44.0 HP
Piono's intelligence blocked The Godmodder's entities! (58.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Piono's entities blocked IreCreeper's strength! (47.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP, IreCreeper has 44.0 HP
Piono's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's alchemies! (98.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Piono dealt 69.0 damage!
The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's intelligence! (31.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
IreCreeper has been defeated! Nice turnaround.
Current HP: Piono has 8.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP,
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Piono's entities! (61.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 1.0 damage!
Current HP: Piono has 7.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 100.0 HP,
Piono's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's alchemies! (91.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Piono dealt 49.0 damage!
The Godmodder's intelligence blocked The Alchemiter's intelligence! (6.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Current HP: Piono has 7.0 HP, The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 51.0 HP,
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Piono's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 36.0 damage!
Piono has been defeated! Aw, close.
Current HP: The Alchemiter has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 51.0 HP,
The Alchemiter's strength overpowered The Godmodder's intelligence! (41.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
The Alchemiter dealt 9.0 damage!
The Alchemiter went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! Oh, must be the realization of murder. I should reduce the int penalty for killing, shouldn't I?
Current HP: The Alchemiter has 69.0 HP, The Godmodder has 42.0 HP,
The Godmodder's entities overpowered The Alchemiter's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 97.0 damage!
The Alchemiter has been defeated!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 42.0 HP,
UOSS failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
Vriska's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it.
Raven wonders how he got into this mess...
Red runs off into the distance.
Vriska accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times!
Kajiulord's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly.
The Godmodder does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 44 times! But survived.
Binary wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
Eric rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
Tempo finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
Red met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
Maniac woke up /\stri/\.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Proof became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
The L[]rd died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Springtrap stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Golden Freddy finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! All mangled.
Dark Pit bathed in blood.
Maniac realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
Kajiulord got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
Probect Pinary stole Oryx's shotgun.
Build bathed in blood.
Serpent wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
Zetta casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Stan the Mime's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly.
Tazz teleports away at a rapid pace.
Crystal thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
Willow decided to join DTG. Now she's here.
Netpatham decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
The Brick Wall successfully shooshpapped Gamzee.
Stan the Mime washed Netpatham's hands.
Serpent wonders how he got into this mess...
Pane gets into a long argument with Wilson, ignoring all the supplies.
Geometry Dash died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 15 times!
Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 15 damage to him!
Pit undergoes a Split from the stress.
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity overpowered Purple's dexterity! (82.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 22.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 100.0 HP and Purple has 78.0 HP
Purple's strength overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (68.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Purple dealt 39.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 78.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Purple's alchemies! (71.0 attack vs. 18.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 47.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 31.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Purple's alchemies! (45.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has 31.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Purple's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 61.0 HP and Purple has -1.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Purple!
Pokefan stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Miraj secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
Eric died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Tingle found enough Jocose Honey for a Comb Rave.
Umbra met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
Engie commits suicide over the newest editor.
Amp died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Magic Cueball grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Tingle before absconding.
Lothyra's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it.
Pricy drop-kicked 11 to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
Pricy was so weak, they took 6 damage!
And then Pricy died of it! You died from drop kicking someone else. Huh.
Pokefan attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Golden Freddy accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 59 times!
Shattered Bill Cipher found blueprints for a Mech.
Pit's intelligence overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (34.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Pit dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Ikea has 93.0 HP and Pit has 100.0 HP
Ikea's entities overpowered Pit's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 82.0 damage!
Ikea took 16 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Ikea has 77.0 HP and Pit has 18.0 HP
Pit's entities overpowered Ikea's strength! (80.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Pit dealt 11.0 damage!
Current HP: Ikea has 66.0 HP and Pit has 18.0 HP
Ikea's alchemies overpowered Pit's intelligence! (48.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 33.0 damage!
Ikea took 6 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Ikea has 60.0 HP and Pit has -15.0 HP
Ikea has killed Pit!
Zand's dexterity overpowered TIE-Hivemind's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Zand dealt 55.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 45.0 HP and Zand has 65.0 HP
TIE-Hivemind's strength overpowered Zand's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
TIE-Hivemind dealt 14.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 45.0 HP and Zand has 51.0 HP
Zand's dexterity overpowered TIE-Hivemind's alchemies! (77.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Zand dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 2.0 HP and Zand has 51.0 HP
TIE-Hivemind's dexterity overpowered Zand's strength! (67.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
TIE-Hivemind dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has 2.0 HP and Zand has 36.0 HP
Zand's intelligence overpowered TIE-Hivemind's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
Zand dealt 0.0 damage!
TIE-Hivemind's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 22 damage to him! Meatshield seems really overrated.
Current HP: TIE-Hivemind has -20.0 HP and Zand has 36.0 HP
Zand has killed TIE-Hivemind!
Raven is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Coloring a name black is really subtle.
Geometry Dash's planned Entity was noped immediately.
Geometry Dash's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 45 damage to him!
Wilson grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
11 realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
Hank attempted to ambush The Brick Wall!
Hank successfully ambushed The Brick Wall and dealt a painful blow!
The Brick Wall took 75 damage!
Stan the Mime hugged Zetta.
Tricky's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly.
Shattered Bill Cipher casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Dark Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Midna somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Bender runs off into the distance.
The Boss Vortex undergoes a Split from the stress.
The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 20 damage!
The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Split runs off into the distance.
Hey, combo time Wilson.
Talist's strength blocked Tempo's entities! (37.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Wilson's alchemies! (115.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 58.0 damage!
Current HP: Tempo has 100.0 HP, The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 100.0 HP
Combo Activated, Fox Fire!
Wilson fires off countless bolts of crackling foxfire, each one getting empowered by emerald light Talist siphons from the Dream. The constant machine gun like blasts of flame turns the world into a frame by frame animation, only lit when a streak of white flame shoots towards Tempo like a firework. Also, you can now put the enemy's name in a combo.
That's 129 vs. Tempo's defense of 29.0 (int)
It dealt 100.0 damage to Tempo!
Wilson's intelligence overpowered Tempo's intelligence! (80.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) FINISH HIM!
Wilson dealt 40.0 damage!
The Godmodder's entities blocked Talist's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Tempo has been defeated!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 100.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength overpowered Talist's entities! (105.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 48.0 damage!
Talist went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 4.0 HP, Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 44.0 HP
The Godmodder's dexterity blocked Wilson's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
Talist's strength overpowered The Godmodder's intelligence! (67.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense)
Talist dealt 51.0 damage!
The Godmodder has been defeated!
Current HP: Wilson has 42.0 HP, Talist has 44.0 HP. Dream team victory!
Split scored a caged Killer Rabbit.
Tricky realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Wilson found blueprints for a Mech.
Wilson went insane and bashed their head against a wall 81 times!
And then Wilson died of it! Oh yeah... bleeding heart... That was -80 intelligence. I need to lower that...
Zand and NinjaV grapple over the Banhammer.
Metal Gear RAY accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 42 times!
Springtrap gets into a long argument with Magic Cueball, ignoring all the supplies.
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 11 damage!
Blue had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Zand attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Zand successfully fixed himself up!
Zand was healed for 15 health!
Probect Pinary had to fight off NinjaV, OWAKS, Scratch, Talist, AND InsertNameHere with nothing but a spoon!.
Talist went insane and bashed their head against a wall 80 times!
And then Talist died of it! Oh, I also gave myself bleeding heart, didn't I?
Ikea grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
SBaHJ uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Tazz has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
/\stri/\ realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear.
Midna and SBaHJ attempted to hack into a computer server.
Midna messed it up for SBaHJ by tripping a security system for them.
Miraj uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Midna's alchemies overpowered Build's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
Midna dealt 54.0 damage!
Build's entities blocked Metal Gear RAY's intelligence! (44.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Current HP: Midna has 150.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 46.0 HP
Build's strength overpowered Midna's entities! (89.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Build dealt 31.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 119.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 46.0 HP
Build's entities blocked Midna's dexterity! (62.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies overpowered Build's entities! (79.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY dealt 33.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 119.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 13.0 HP
Build's entities overpowered Midna's intelligence! (79.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Build dealt 50.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 13.0 HP
Midna's entities overpowered Build's strength! (83.0 attack vs. 81.0 defense)
Midna dealt 1.0 damage!
Build's alchemies blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 58.0 HP and Build has 12.0 HP
Build's alchemies overpowered Metal Gear RAY's alchemies! (76.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Build dealt 38.0 damage!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 20.0 HP and Build has 12.0 HP
Midna's entities overpowered Build's dexterity! (79.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Midna dealt 15.0 damage!
Build has been defeated!
Current HP: Midna has 69.0 HP, Metal Gear RAY has 20.0 HP and Build has -3.0 HP. Could have killed RAY if you had a little more int.
Ikea accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 28 times!
Binary somehow came out of a bad fanfic alive.
OWAKS stole Oryx's shotgun.
Midna did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Midna was so weak, they took 30 damage!
Midna managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 86 times!
Midna's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Midna's alchemies backfired, dealing 40 damage to him! Will to survive?
Bleak wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place.
Willow and TECHPIECE grapple over the Banhammer.
Bleak's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly.
The L[]rd grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
The Boss Vortex grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Lothyra accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 25 times!
InsertNameHere became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Amp found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
Pane wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
FseftrAI had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 73 times!
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Nope. Nothing today. There's a half chance of nothing.
TECHPIECE wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Tazz wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
11 studied the Dark Arts.
Magic Cueball wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
11 wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Tingle looked up the necronomicon.
Tingle went insane and bashed their head against a wall 120 times!
And then Tingle died of it!
Geometry Dash's alchemies overpowered TECHPIECE's dexterity! (37.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Geometry Dash dealt 34.0 damage! One of the pures dealing damage with something other than their 150 stat? What?
Current HP: TECHPIECE has 66.0 HP and Geometry Dash has 97.0 HP
TECHPIECE's entities overpowered Geometry Dash's alchemies! (87.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 64.0 damage!
Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 33 damage!
Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 48 times!
Current HP: TECHPIECE has 66.0 HP and Geometry Dash has -29.0 HP
TECHPIECE has killed Geometry Dash!
Amp caught the X-Plauge.
Bleak matrix-dodges an arrow from Pokefan, then retreats!.
Shattered Bill Cipher just injured the Godmodder! Well done.
SBaHJ is spooked by Ikea.
Bender did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Dark Pit ate a golden apple and gained health!
Bleak facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
Maniac became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Zetta attempted to ambush Golden Freddy!
Zetta tripped and fell before reaching Golden Freddy, who didn't notice a thing! Because he was too busy bashing his head into a wall.
Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Lothyra runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Zetta, Pane, and Binary chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
The Boss Vortex grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
And then The Boss Vortex died of it!
Serpent Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Hank consumed a whole canned chicken.
Blue did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Eric took some time off from hunting to train.
Shattered Bill Cipher suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Binary. Now its going to be impossible to get him to do anything for the arrival.
Bender ate a golden apple and gained health!
The memes, Zand.
Lothyra insta summoned a player.
Tazz accused TECHPIECE of copying their alchemies, and won the copyright claim.
Pane grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.
NinjaV and Crystal had their entities shipped by Tricky, which was throughly awkward.
Crystal's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Netpatham found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.
Scratch is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Ikea Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
The Brick Wall is spooked by Split.
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
/\stri/\ got their inventory jpeg'd.
/\stri/\'s alchemies backfired, dealing 90 damage to him!
Pokefan's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 37.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has 100.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Pokefan's entities! (88.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 60.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has 40.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's entities blocked Pokefan's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Pokefan has 40.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered Pokefan's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 55.0 damage!
Current HP: Pokefan has -15.0 HP and The L[]rd has 63.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Pokefan!
FseftrAI got the Metal Blades.
Willow's dexterity overpowered Dark Pit's dexterity! (70.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Willow dealt 26.0 damage!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 74.0 HP and Willow has 70.0 HP
Dark Pit's entities overpowered Willow's intelligence! (52.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 21.0 damage!
Dark Pit took 4 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 70.0 HP and Willow has 49.0 HP
Willow's intelligence overpowered Dark Pit's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Willow dealt 18.0 damage!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 52.0 HP and Willow has 49.0 HP
Dark Pit's dexterity overpowered Willow's dexterity! (99.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 54.0 damage!
Dark Pit took 10 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Dark Pit has 42.0 HP and Willow has -5.0 HP
Dark Pit has killed Willow! Meh...
Serpent ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
Metal Gear RAY Challenges NinjaV to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
And then Metal Gear RAY died of it! I guess RAY actually lost.
Whoa! The Godmodder faked their own death but is back now! He always comes back for the next game.
Midna was pestered by bats, driving them insane!
Midna went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
The Brick Wall attempted to ambush Blue!
The Brick Wall made too much noise and was noticed by Blue, who proceeded to attack her assailant!
The Brick Wall took 30 damage! For SOME reason, brick walls are not the most sneaky of things.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS found an ancient wooden ruin...
Metal Gear EXCELSUS didn’t find anything.
Split expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Springtrap tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
Netpatham praised Dome. Netpatham, you shall be Dome's champion.
Crystal praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. NO! NOT YOU THOUGH!
Scratch was ready for freddy. This time around...
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Midna's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 14.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 65.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 63.0 HP and Midna has -5.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Midna!
Zand took some time off from hunting to train.
SBaHJ gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
Magic Cueball thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by Vriska.
Miraj had their hacks disabled! So that's how you did it...
MK-Watson-A decided to join Bender's cause.
Bender badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Combo Activated, Doorstopper!
Golden Freddy summons a powerful door from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and empowers it with the dark arts of [REDACTED], which Tazz quickly grabs and slams into Netpatham with his mastery over Doors.
That's 131 vs. Netpatham's defense of 35.0 (int)
It dealt 96.0 damage to Netpatham!
Tazz's intelligence overpowered Netpatham's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) FINISH HIM
Tazz dealt 20.0 damage!
Tazz took 4 damage in retailiation!
Netpatham has been defeated!
Current HP: Tazz has 96.0 HP, Golden Freddy has 44.0 HP and Netpatham has -16.0 HP. That was quick. Helix: 2 Dome: 0
Tricky did something stupid and payed the price.
Maniac kills off his Side Characters.
Amp runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Probect Pinary stays at Wilson's Potion shop.
Eric awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
The L[]rd drank a Potion of Strength!.
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
OWAKS wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Aw...
TECHPIECE was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
Eric and Lothyra went Trickster, chasing away Scratch and Binary.
Lothyra went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Amp stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.
Blue Challenges The Brick Wall to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Eric matrix-dodges an arrow from Binary, then retreats!.
Red sun over paradise... Ikea will not forget it.
Bender tries to kill Stan the Mime with a table, but they escape.
Bleak Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure.
Tazz steals a few of Dark Pit and Golden Freddy's alchemies.
Stan the Mime used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
Blue awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood. Writing out strategies for winning Smash.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
11 wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Again.
LeiShi decided to join The L[]rd's cause.
Stan the Mime says "Hello Meatbags1" to NinjaV then departs for flubbing the line.
Magic Cueball murdered Hank. Again.
The Godmodder tries to kill Miraj with a table, but she escapes.
The Godmodder managed to **** off the Narrative. The Narrative has had enough of your nonsense.
The Godmodder was so weak, they took 36 damage!
The Godmodder managed to stab themself in the foot for 120 damage!
The Godmodder went insane and bashed their head against a wall 160 times!
The Godmodder's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 84 damage to him!
The Godmodder's alchemies backfired, dealing 60 damage to him!
And then The Godmodder died of it!
Zetta facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
/\stri/\'s strength overpowered Probect Pinary's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
/\stri/\ dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: /\stri/\ has 16.0 HP and Probect Pinary has 57.0 HP
Probect Pinary's alchemies overpowered /\stri/\'s dexterity! (83.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
Probect Pinary dealt 78.0 damage!
/\stri/\'s entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 12 damage to him!
Current HP: /\stri/\ has -62.0 HP and Probect Pinary has 57.0 HP
Probect Pinary has killed /\stri/\!
The L[]rd spends the night confused about Magic Cueball's side character.
FseftrAI attempted to bandage his wounds!
And FseftrAI successfully fixed himself up!
FseftrAI was healed for 15 health!
Split successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Ikea got the Skull Barrier.
Lothyra didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Scratch's entities! (30.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 100.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Scratch's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 64.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 36.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity blocked Scratch's intelligence! (56.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has 36.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Scratch's strength! (119.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 60.0 damage!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP and Scratch has -24.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Scratch!
Zetta Died in a multi-man melee.
Dark Pit went for a work out.
NinjaV Challenges Bender to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
11 got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. Maybe that will damage the Godmodde- wait, too late.
Probect Pinary comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
Split saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered The Brick Wall's alchemies! (118.0 attack vs. 0.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 79.0 damage!
Shattered Bill Cipher's entities overpowered Split's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 31.0 damage!
The Brick Wall has been defeated!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 71.0 HP, Split has 69.0 HP,
Split's dexterity overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (108.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense)
Split dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 37.0 HP, Split has 69.0 HP,
FseftrAI's intelligence overpowered Split's entities! (103.0 attack vs. 86.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 14.0 damage!
Split's dexterity blocked Shattered Bill Cipher's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 37.0 HP, Split has 55.0 HP,
Split's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
Split dealt 26.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 11.0 HP, Split has 55.0 HP,
Split's entities blocked FseftrAI's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Split's dexterity! (87.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Shattered Bill Cipher has 11.0 HP, Split has 40.0 HP,
Split's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (84.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Split dealt 14.0 damage!
Shattered Bill Cipher has been defeated! At least you took one down.
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP, Split has 40.0 HP,
FseftrAI's strength overpowered Split's intelligence! (75.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 43.0 damage!
Split has been defeated!
Current HP: FseftrAI has 115.0 HP,
Metal Gear EXCELSUS summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
Hank was injured by Bleak's bow, but managed to escape!.
Pane suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Amp listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Golden Freddy has activated RAGE MODE!. Alright. If I do this enough, it will become a meme, right?
Golden Freddy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Zand's strength overpowered Miraj's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense)
Zand dealt 2.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 61.0 HP and Miraj has 98.0 HP
Miraj's intelligence overpowered Zand's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Miraj dealt 6.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 55.0 HP and Miraj has 98.0 HP
Zand's intelligence overpowered Miraj's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Zand dealt 49.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 55.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's dexterity overpowered Zand's dexterity! (100.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Miraj dealt 38.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 17.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's strength blocked Zand's intelligence! (49.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 17.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Miraj's intelligence overpowered Zand's entities! (51.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Miraj dealt 6.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Miraj has 49.0 HP
Zand's alchemies overpowered Miraj's strength! (111.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Zand dealt 92.0 damage!
Miraj's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Miraj has -67.0 HP
Zand has killed Miraj! So close...
OWAKS wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Bender has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
Tazz's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Zand dreams of alchemies to come.
Maniac removed the zone that Hank and Probect Pinary were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.
The L[]rd's entities overpowered Maniac's entities! (93.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 48.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 63.0 HP and Maniac has 52.0 HP
Maniac's dexterity overpowered The L[]rd's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 44.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 19.0 HP and Maniac has 52.0 HP
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Maniac's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 69.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 19.0 HP and Maniac has -17.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Maniac!
OWAKS dreams of alchemies to come.
Zand's strength overpowered Serpent's dexterity! (75.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Zand dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has 11.0 HP and Serpent has 91.0 HP
Serpent's intelligence overpowered Zand's strength! (80.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 33.0 damage!
Current HP: Zand has -22.0 HP and Serpent has 91.0 HP
Serpent has killed Zand! Revenge for Miraj.
Vriska was attacked by a Bullymong!
Vriska got smashed, and walked away injured!
Vriska took 33 damage!
Vriska tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.
Vriska went insane and bashed their head against a wall 165 times!
And then Vriska died of it!
Serpent 420 scope-no-quicked their attacker.
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
Today's weather is brought to you by heaven! 10% off your first order! Healing for all!
Hank kills off his Side Characters.
Hank was healed for 5 health!
Bleak awakens to the sight of Dark Pit and Tazz attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.
Bleak was healed for 5 health!
Dark Pit was healed for 5 health!
Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Tazz was healed for 5 health!
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Blue watches the stars move across the sky.
Blue was healed for 5 health!
Golden Freddy and FseftrAI spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear! BUT WITH RAGE!
FseftrAI created a scythe/sniper hybrid, and Golden Freddy attempted to steal it! Golden Freddy failed to take it, and suffered serious injury...
Golden Freddy took 45 damage! WITH RAGE!
And Golden Freddy died of it! Didn't get quite enough healing. Or rage. Helix champion down!
FseftrAI was healed for 5 health!
Eric's strength overpowered Probect Pinary's strength! (99.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Eric dealt 31.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Probect Pinary has 31.0 HP and Eric has 100.0 HP
Binary's intelligence overpowered Eric's strength! (99.0 attack vs. 90.0 defense)
Binary dealt 8.0 damage!
Probect Pinary's entities overpowered Eric's alchemies! (88.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Probect Pinary dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Probect Pinary has 31.0 HP and Eric has 58.0 HP
Eric's strength overpowered Probect Pinary's dexterity! (117.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
Eric dealt 106.0 damage!
Probect Pinary has been defeated! Huh. They didn't get to use their combo. A team has a half chance of using it every round until they do actually use it.
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Eric's strength blocked Binary's alchemies! (88.0 attack vs. 92.0 defense)
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Binary's strength blocked Eric's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 58.0 HP
Binary's entities overpowered Eric's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Binary dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 100.0 HP, Eric has 26.0 HP
Eric's intelligence overpowered Binary's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Eric dealt 7.0 damage!
Current HP: Binary has 93.0 HP, Eric has 26.0 HP
Binary's alchemies overpowered Eric's entities! (86.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Binary dealt 29.0 damage!
Eric has been defeated!
Current HP: Binary has 93.0 HP, Eric has -3.0 HP
Magic Cueball liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them.
Magic Cueball was healed for 5 health!
Binary had earplugs against the EAS tones.
Binary was healed for 5 health!
NinjaV summons an ultra-complex death entity.
NinjaV was healed for 5 health!
Ikea, Amp, and Hank's plans were all foiled by The L[]rd.
Ikea was healed for 5 health!
Amp was healed for 5 health!
Hank was healed for 5 health!
The L[]rd was healed for 5 health!
FseftrAI bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
FseftrAI was healed for 5 health!
11 was healed for 5 health!
11 worked on a mech with Magic Cueball.
They got it working!
11 was healed for 5 health!
Magic Cueball was healed for 5 health!
NinjaV plots a narrative-changing Summon.
NinjaV was healed for 5 health!
Tazz stood there and devoured some cheese despite a severe cheese allergy. Good job.
Tazz was healed for 5 health! Healing Cheese
Dark Pit ran from a raging forest fire!
Dark Pit ran as fast as Sanic, and fled the fires!
Dark Pit was healed for 5 health!
The L[]rd receives aid from the Preston Cole!.
The L[]rd was healed for 5 health!
Having lost some sanity, Blue hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Blue was healed for 5 health!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won? Well, given how no message for "X was healed for 5 health" showed up, I'd have to say the OP scale.
OWAKS saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone...
OWAKS was healed for 5 health!
Amp powered through exams.
Amp was healed for 5 health!
Bleak tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails.
Bleak was healed for 5 health!
OWAKS murdered Hank. Again.
OWAKS was healed for 5 health!
Serpent grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
Serpent was healed for 5 health!
Heaven takes back its weather.
Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 12 damage to him!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
BONK! A vicious hailstorm starts! Any action taken today will be at the cost of some health. Time to take back all that health. -4 health per event. It doesn't announce this though... hm...
Tazz's alchemies overpowered Bleak's entities! (118.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 113.0 damage!
Current HP: Bleak has -5.0 HP and Tazz has 97.0 HP
Tazz has killed Bleak! Helix: 3 Dome: 0. Things look... bleak for Dome. heh.
FseftrAI fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
Welcome to the Strength test, Blue... And you failed.
Dark Pit played some late-night table stickball with Hank.
Tazz wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 36 times!
Hank saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
NinjaV became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Dark Pit, Tazz, and 11 chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
NinjaV stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Amp's alchemies overpowered Magic Cueball's strength! (82.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
Amp dealt 58.0 damage!
Current HP: Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP and Amp has 110.0 HP
Magic Cueball's intelligence overpowered Amp's strength! (196.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Magic Cueball dealt 333.0 damage!
Amp's alchemies backfired, dealing 52 damage to him!
Current HP: Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP and Amp has -275.0 HP
Magic Cueball has killed Amp!
Binary managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
11 heard a distant howl...
Ikea wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Ikea is accosted by Clippy all night.
Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Magic Cueball's intelligence blocked Bender's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 145.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 100.0 HP and Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP
Magic Cueball's dexterity overpowered Bender's entities! (49.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Magic Cueball dealt 16.0 damage!
Current HP: Bender has 84.0 HP and Magic Cueball has 22.0 HP
Bender's strength overpowered Magic Cueball's alchemies! (119.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Bender dealt 75.0 damage!
Current HP: Bender has 84.0 HP and Magic Cueball has -53.0 HP
Bender has killed Magic Cueball!
Bender found an ancient glitched ruin...
Bender didn’t find anything.
The L[]rd easily overpowered Goanna67.
Bender uselessly attempted to /ban Stan the Mime.
The L[]rd awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
Stan the Mime is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Binary gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
Serpent wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Bender failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
The L[]rd and Serpent made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
The L[]rd made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
FseftrAI goes completely and utterly grimdark.
Hank and Tazz went Trickster, chasing away NinjaV and Stan the Mime.
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Tazz runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
Dark Pit and Ikea formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other.
Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Serpent praised Dome. Shall Serpent be the champion Dome needs?
Serpent VS. NinjaV
NinjaV's strength overpowered Serpent's dexterity! (77.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 102.0 HP
Serpent's alchemies overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (68.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 37.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 65.0 HP
Serpent's entities blocked NinjaV's dexterity! (76.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 65.0 HP
Serpent's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (69.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 10.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 55.0 HP
Serpent's entities blocked NinjaV's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has 55.0 HP
Serpent's entities overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 64.0 damage!
Current HP: Serpent has 68.0 HP and NinjaV has -9.0 HP
Serpent has killed NinjaV! Dome wins this battle, but the war never stops. Helix: 3 Dome: 1 Environment: 1
FseftrAI bandaged their wounds.
Dark Pit awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.
Dark Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 41 times!
Ikea is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
11 managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
11 wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
A projectile whistles past OWAKS, but they ignored it.
Stan the Mime drank a Potion of Strength!.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites. Oh goodie.
Serpent is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor. Helix: 3 Dome: 1 Environment: 2
Hank rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
Hank is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Hank took 20 damage! Rolled right into a meteor impact.
The L[]rd chose the right time to RP.
The L[]rd bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. Double meteor dodge. Nice.
Hank praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. Helix: 4 Dome: 1 Environent: 2
Ikea dreams of alchemies to come. Rude awakening coming in... 3... 2... 1...
Ikea is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Ikea took 20 damage!
OWAKS chose the right time to RP.
FseftrAI and Stan the Mime went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
FseftrAI is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
FseftrAI took 20 damage!
OWAKS's dexterity overpowered Ikea's intelligence! (105.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
OWAKS dealt 88.0 damage!
Ikea has been defeated!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 106.0 HP. Well, now its a pretty fair 1v1.
Stan the Mime's strength overpowered OWAKS's alchemies! (82.0 attack vs. 61.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 74.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity blocked OWAKS's entities! (85.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 74.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered OWAKS's alchemies! (103.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 66.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 102.0 HP and OWAKS has 8.0 HP
OWAKS's entities overpowered Stan the Mime's strength! (75.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
OWAKS dealt 28.0 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 74.0 HP and OWAKS has 8.0 HP
Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered OWAKS's strength! (122.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 72.0 damage!
OWAKS has been defeated!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 74.0 HP and OWAKS has -64.0 HP
Stan the Mime and Dark Pit made an alliance. FseftrAI heard about it and started planning.
FseftrAI is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. I wonder if they noticed that.
FseftrAI took 20 damage!
11 typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Dark Pit wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
11 wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises.
11 throws some alchemies into SCP-882.
11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
11 took 20 damage!
Tazz comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
11 grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
FseftrAI beat 11 silly with a pineapple.
The L[]rd praises the Helix Fossil!. Helix's *new* champion.
Stan the Mime was watching when a nuke went off.
The L[]rd VS. Stan the Mime
Stan the Mime's strength overpowered The L[]rd's dexterity! (54.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 12.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 25.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 78.0 HP
The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's dexterity! (149.0 attack vs. 87.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 77.0 damage!
Current HP: The L[]rd has 25.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP Woah. That's not will to survive. That's actually landing right on 1 HP. The might of Dome protects you, my child.
Stan the Mime's strength overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (90.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 105.0 damage! THE MIGHT OF DOME SMITES THEE HEATHEN!
Current HP: The L[]rd has -80.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed The L[]rd! Helix: 4 Dome: 2 Environment: 1
FseftrAI gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
Stan the Mime bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
Stan the Mime's dexterity overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (124.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 209.0 damage! BY DOME BE PURGED!
Current HP: Tazz has -151.0 HP and Stan the Mime has 1.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed Tazz! Helix: 4 Dome: 3 Environment: 2
Stan the Mime had a mental breakdown. Some mortals just can't handle the power of Dome.
Stan the Mime went insane and bashed their head against a wall 38 times!
And then Stan the Mime died of it! Helix: 4 Dome: 3 Environment: 3
11 VS. Dark Pit
Dark Pit's entities overpowered 11's alchemies! (89.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 25.0 damage!
Current HP: 11 has 67.0 HP and Dark Pit has 13.0 HP
11's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
11 dealt 99.0 damage!
Current HP: 11 has 67.0 HP and Dark Pit has -86.0 HP
11 has killed Dark Pit!
Results
11 is the winner with these stats...
115.0 strength, 25.2 dexterity, 56.9 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Suddenly, while overlooking what's left of the arena after a massive number of meteor strikes, a swarm of omastars and kabutops flood into the arena and prompty start fighting, each backed by their own mob of frenzied ethereal voices. The omastars seem to be getting the upper hand, or rather, tentacle. Its probably because omastars are based on special attack and physical defense, which lets them bypass the kabutops' high physical defense. 11, not sided with either Helix or Dome, makes a shift exit and slips away. Despite the omastars' advantages, the kabutops start adapting their strategies to use tutor and egg moves like giga drain, which deals quad damage to them. After a long, grueling battle, the omastars win, just barely. 11 then swoops in and murders the last 10 or so omastars left and steals all the xp. Then gets smote by both Dome and Helix.
The fallen, in order with stats
66: Piono 40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono was killed by The Godmodder and IreCreeper
65: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter was killed by The Godmodder and IreCreeper
64: IreCreeper 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper was killed by Piono and The Alchemiter
63: UOSS 50.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
62: Red 35.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
61: Proof 10.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
60: Kajiulord 49.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 70.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive.
59: Purple 22.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 44.0 intelligence, 16.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
58: Umbra 40.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
57: Engie 62.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie commits suicide over the newest editor.
56: Pricy 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 13.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy died of battle wounds
55: Pit 25.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit was slain by Ikea
54: TIE-Hivemind 15.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TIE-Hivemind was slain by Zand
53: Raven 40.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 48.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue.
52: Tempo 26.7 strength, 26.7 dexterity, 21.7 intelligence, 11.7 entities, 76.95 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was killed by Wilson and Talist
51: Wilson 28.5 strength, 25.8 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 83.0 entities, 84.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson died of battle wounds
50: Talist 23.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist died of battle wounds
49: Build 57.0 strength, 57.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 41.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build was killed by Midna and Metal Gear RAY
48: InsertNameHere 28.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
47: Tingle 10.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle died of battle wounds
46: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 139.5 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash was slain by TECHPIECE
45: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 150.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex died of battle wounds
44: Pokefan 19.2 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan was slain by The L[]rd
43: Willow 25.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by Dark Pit
42: Metal Gear RAY 85.75 strength, 95.14 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.6 entities, 26.57 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY died of battle wounds
41: Springtrap 52.0 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
40: Crystal 52.0 strength, 37.2 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
39: Midna 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Midna was slain by The L[]rd
38: SBaHJ 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 9.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
37: Netpatham 40.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 23.5 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham was killed by Tazz and Golden Freddy
36: Tricky 64.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 21.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky did something stupid and payed the price.
35: TECHPIECE 11.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TECHPIECE was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
34: The Godmodder 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder died of battle wounds
33: /\stri/\ 25.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ was slain by Probect Pinary
32: Lothyra 40.65 strength, 37.84 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 25.5 entities, 56.47 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
31: Scratch 28.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
30: Zetta 14.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 29.4 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta Died in a multi-man melee.
29: Shattered Bill Cipher 40.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 52.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was killed by Split and The Brick Wall
28: Split 65.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 56.2 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split was killed by FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher
27: The Brick Wall 150.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, -20.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall was killed by FseftrAI and Shattered Bill Cipher
26: Pane 20.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 21.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane suffered the fate of Kurak!.
25: Miraj 35.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Miraj was slain by Zand
24: Maniac 23.3 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 44.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by The L[]rd
23: Zand 45.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zand was slain by Serpent
22: Vriska 18.9 strength, 33.9 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.1 entities, 48.58 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska died of battle wounds
21: Golden Freddy 71.5 strength, 42.55 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 20.8 entities, 78.4 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Golden Freddy died of battle wounds
20: Probect Pinary 57.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 39.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Probect Pinary was killed by Eric
19: Eric 65.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 29.5 intelligence, 40.05 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was killed by Binary and Probect Pinary
18: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 92.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 26.3 intelligence, 53.2 entities, 12.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
17: Bleak 95.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 19.2 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak was slain by Tazz
16: Blue 5.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Welcome to the Strength test, Blue... And you failed.
15: Amp 16.0 strength, 1.0 dexterity, 30.5 intelligence, 32.05 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp was slain by Magic Cueball
14: Magic Cueball 1.8 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 135.5 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball was slain by Bender
13: Binary 50.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 38.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
12: Bender 71.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
11: NinjaV 25.3 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 46.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was slain by Serpent
10: Serpent 24.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 62.0 intelligence, 59.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent is thrown into a physical representation of the MCF Editor.
9: Hank 33.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 18.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank praised Dome, and was smote by Helix.
8: Ikea 60.15 strength, 2.34 dexterity, 4.5 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 65.97 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea was killed by OWAKS
7: OWAKS 48.8 strength, 62.0 dexterity, 5.4 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS was killed by Ikea and Stan the Mime
6: The L[]rd 78.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 19.0 intelligence, 160.0 entities, 102.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was slain by Stan the Mime
5: FseftrAI 73.0 strength, 23.0 dexterity, 84.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: FseftrAI gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
4: Tazz 72.0 strength, 66.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 35.05 entities, 121.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz was slain by Stan the Mime
3: Stan the Mime 52.0 strength, 78.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 80.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime died of battle wounds
2: Dark Pit 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 9.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was slain by 11
1: 11 115.0 strength, 25.2 dexterity, 56.9 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 was smote by both Dome and Helix.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Yeah, I plan on doing it as close to the original as I can, and I plan to cut out OOC stuff (unless it was relevant to in-game things, and then it'll be adapted) because that could be considered demonizing or idolizing depending on what stuff does or doesn't make it in.
A lot of the less important attacks will probably get cut out, but I plan on trying to have everyone who posted at least make a background cameo.
Anyone who has specific questions regarding their character should wait until work actually gets started on it to ask, because it may or may not happen.
EDIT: Welp. I guess that's that.
That was an interesting hunger games, to say the least.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Excellent, Talist!
Next time... may I also be in the simulation?
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Oh yeah, can you try formatting SBaHJ with Comic Sans?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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The joining process has gotten kinda complicated, but I'll walk you through it.
[name] {#s #d #i #e #a}
The [name] can be anything, even formatted and colored if you want. The {stats} should be 5 numbers that total to 150. Each of the numbers represents one of your stats, strength, dexterity, intelligence, entities, and alchemies. Here's an example:
Wilson {25s 30d 45i 30e 20a} 200 11 14 54
So at the start, Wilson has 25 strength, 30 dexterity, 45 intelligence, 30 entities, and 20 alchemies, which all total to 150.
Now the next two parts are optional. See the numbers after Wilson's stats? Those are his passives. Here is the full list of passives to pick and choose from:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8z6m3f1di4wn56h/tribute.java?dl=0
Its the green text. You get to pick 2 positive passives OR 3 if you also take one of the negative passives (with numbers > 200), like Wilson does. If you don't want to do this, that's fine. The program gives all tributes who don't have any passives 2 random positive ones. Then it gives everyone 1 bonus random one.
Lastly, you can set up combos between two tributes to use in team battles. This is also optional, but here's how you set one up:
[Character 1's name],[Character 2's name],[combo name],[stat character 1 will use],[stat character 2 will use],[modifier]
[flavor text]
In your flavor text, use (enemy) in place of the target's name. You don't have to format the character's names here.
List of modifiers:
a = AOE, hits 2 targets with the damage split between them. Only useful in 2v2 duels. Otherwise, its throwing away half your damage for nothing. (2v2 is going to be more common than 2v1 though. Also, only one enemy rolls for defense)
h = heal, power is healing split among both allies. Can over heal.
b = buff, power is split among all allied stats. Buff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 for power is +10 to all stats for both players)
w = wounding, deals 50% power to both hp and target's stats. Debuff is permanent. (EG: Rolling 100 deals 50 damage and drains each stat by 10)
d = debuff, deals 80% power to target's stats permanently. (EG: Rolling 100 drains each stat by 16)
(nothing) = default. Deals 100% power as flat damage.
Here's an example:
Tazz,Golden Freddy,Doorstopper,d,e
Golden Freddy summons a powerful door from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria and empowers it with the dark arts of [REDACTED], which Tazz quickly grabs and slams into (enemy) with his mastery over Doors.
So when both Tazz and Golden Freddy are on the same team, this combo might activate. The power is calculated by adding Tazz's dexterity score (d) to Golden Freddy's entities score (e), adding that to a 2 D40 roll, then subtracting the enemy's defense roll off. There is no modifier at the end, so it does the default 100% damage.
Here's all the current combos if you want more examples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ndwedrkfhelm1x4/combos.txt?dl=0
And here is the current list of tributes: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qgzr6ywmhu72kia/Tributes.txt?dl=0
@Generic: Currently, only colors work. If you look on the list of tributes, you'll see that SBaHJ does have the tag for the font, but it never survives the transfer to the forums. I don't know why.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Thank you, Talist! Here is my character:
[TT2000] {10s 15d 50i 60e 15a} 211 31 32 38
(I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TERRIBLE, DOING IT ANYWAY)
The TEAM ATTACK:
[TT2000],[Build],[Noobs+1],[e],[s],[w]
[Build teams up with TT2000's noobs and slaves away against the enemies while TT2000 watches from the sidelines, micromanaging.]
Did I not do it wrong?
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