Question, talist, how much did you nerf my game breakers? Just wondering how much they increase/decrease your power now. I'd just like to say that were it not for the fact that angering the Narrative is already grounds for instantaneous death as shown by what happened to the L()rd, I'd ask for it to be set to -100 on each stat, but, you know. That was still freaking hilarious.
My (belated) commentary.
@tazz: go ahead and draw up stats for my characters.
I think its really funny that serpent killed Hank again, as serpent's the one that killed him the first time around too.
Holy cow maniac, you went on a murder spree!
But the only person more hardcore than maniac is Lothrya... holy cow, Lothrya steamrollered Pane, and then maniac, after maniac took out two people.
Commentary on round 2:
That... that round was just horrible on so many freaking levels.
engie, you want an aspirin or something?
Sorry astria...
Holy cow, my event KO'd the L()rd. That was AMAZING!!!
And for anyone wondering, now we know whether Raven or Bill is stronger.
please pardon the slight going over in stats for these five, but please let it pass, just for the sake of hilarity.
The brick wall {150s, 1d, 1i, 1a, 1e}
Geometry Dash {1s, 150d, 1i, 1a, 1e}
magic cueball {1s, 1d, 150i, 1a, 1e}
The alchemiter {1s, 1d, 1i, 150a, 1e}
The boss vortex {1s, 1d, 1i, 1a, 150e}
Yes. Five inanimate objects. If they survive, it will be by stupid amounts of luck. And it will be hilarious.
Piono {20s 15d 35i 30e 50a} Piono's strength-almost all of it-comes from his Alchemies. Deprived of them his superhuman abilities take a dive. Minecraftians actually run slower than the average High School Student (not joking) so the slightly lower dex score makes sense. That and he prefers countering in the two fights i've seen him in, so...Yeah. As for strength only being twenty, in comparison to a Descendant some Narrative shenanigans have gone on. Of course, this is usually offset by the Alchemies, but as they're separate stats this makes somewhat mroe sense. Piono's intelligent enough to plan but I think he's got an ego and assumes often (Twin usually has to correct what Piono thinks, and Alchemies are cleary the key to his performance in combat.). As for Entities being average: He's got a lot of resources, but they are usually nerfed by the OP scale when they DO appear, so it balances out to average
Eric {40s 25d 35i 20e 20a} Eric's rune words are the primary source of power he possesses, and naturally give him an edge in sheer power over others if sufficiently prepared. We'll say he's prepared enough to justify 40. He also has to have some smarts to back it up. His Dexterity hasn't been proven compared to the rest of us, but he's not a Minecraftian...NOr a Descendant, so it's 25. Eric's got few allies he can call on that aren't OP scale forbidden, but one that isn't forbidden qualifies as a player in his own right, and his weapons are hammerspaced and not alchemies, but powerful on their own.
Tricky {40s 50d 10i 10e 30a} OP scale nerfing/balancing. In any case, Tricky's best asset is speed: He bounces around like a maniac and goes too fast to be reliably countered most of the time, and his sheer power backs it up. His weapons of choice aren't Alchemies and few in number but they are poewrful so it averages to, uh, average. Tricky doesn't have many allies (he's usually brought in AS the ally, but few would fight HIS battles by HIS direct command), and Tricky's insane, so Int and Ent is low.
Hank {35s 40d 30i 15e 30a} Hank doesn't have, well, any direct summons and his time on the field hasn't been made summoning them either. Sometimes stats just can't really be proven, but as he hasn't summoned anything he's here. His alchemies are mostly hammerspaced with the occasional exception, but among them is the Emerald Nova and an Improbability Drive so that's fair. As for Intelligence: He's been through some stuff and came out cool-headed so it's at least average. His dexterity options are there because he's got the skills. And of course, if Hank didn't have strength those swords would be pretty useless.
Vriska {20s 35d 35i 20e 40a} Vriska had most of her work handed to her by the refugees she managed to accumulate, but many were noncombat in nature, so it only amounts to an army, which everyone got really. She did manage to rally them, though. her physical direct strength hasn't been tested too much either, once against Serpent while invincible and once against Araidabot a while ago (which was a curbstomp); On the other hand, her dexterity is high because her class is Theif and she's a god Tier so she can fly. Her intelligence to make some of the plans she does has to be somewhat above average. But most of all, the Fluorite Octet and her luck powers, however obvious, make her a force to be reckoned with.
I don't really know how Phobos fights enough to give you a good idea, but that's the gist of it. Mind, I've only been on for a certain time period so my experience is kind of flavored in that manner. I may re-balance depending on feedback.
Toned down Dexterity slightly, buffed Entity slightly. I've been good with what I've been given in terms of commanding/buffing them. But otherwise it's basically the same.
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I feel as if I should point out that both Erelye and I possess the ability to release Kurak at this point. Vessels specifically built to travel the Void, and drills mountable upon them capable of mining bedrock. Actually, that's what I'm doing next, unless God-Emperor Twin has problem.
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amp, the godmodder supercharged Kurak's health, so even though the perfect sphere's massive anti-godmodder thingie death attack is going off in there with him, he's still alive. He'd be OP scale breaking. Plus it'd bring back the boss vortex. Additionally, there's the whole matter of the perfect sphere's death attack, which would blow you apart the instant you opened the cage. Probably not the best idea.
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Alright, round 3. More tributes, more events, and now each tribute has to participate in at least 1 standard event per day, maximum of 2. They can be in any number of fatal events/duels though. Sadly, I don't have time to commentate on this, but it is easily the best one so far. How are you guys liking these so far?
Bloodbath
All 42 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Serpent finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. TECHPIECE wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Crystal hacked into a Mech before it killed them. Tazz runs off into the distance. Crystal attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. IreCreeper found an interesting journal. Tempo has accquired iAntimak Carbine. The Brick Wall is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. InsertNameHere stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
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Raven VS. Blue Raven attacked first! Raven's dexterity overpowered Blue's alchemies! (73.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) Raven dealt 54 damage! Blue has 46 HP left
Blue's strength overpowered Raven's alchemies! (62.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Blue dealt 27 damage! Raven has 73 HP left
Raven's intelligence overpowered Blue's intelligence! (78.0 attackvs. 52.0 defense) Raven dealt 24 damage! Blue has 22 HP left
Blue's alchemies overpowered Raven's alchemies! (64.0 attack vs. 2
0.0 defense) Blue dealt 63 damage! Raven has 10 HP left
Raven's strength overpowered Blue's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) Raven dealt 31 damage! Blue has -9 HP left
Raven has killed Blue
The reaper is calling Purple's name!. Hank drop-kicked Richard to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. Magic Cueball spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Lothyra ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Bender somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Kajiulord resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Serpent stole Oryx's shotgun. NinjaV stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. IreCreeper wonders how he got into this mess... Astria gets into a long argument with FseftrAI, ignoring all the s
upplies. Scratch grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... Binary finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. 11 and Netpatham grapple over the Banhammer. Magic Cueball does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Tazz grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... Red uses Timestepping and flees. Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Red finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! InsertNameHere finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Richard died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Hank stole Oryx's shotgun. Shattered Bill Cipher had a holy hand grenade for use against the killerrabbit. Tricky stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Engie dodges an elephant. TECHPIECE drop-kicked Vriska to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
11 drop-kicked Lothyra to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. Engie gets into a long argument with The Alchemiter, ignoring all the supplies. Binary runs off into the distance. NinjaV spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Raven decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Umbra got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever. The L[]rd bathed in blood. The Alchemiter runs off into the distance.
An arrow whistles past Tricky's head. Pit wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Tempo bathed in blood. Pane secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
An arrow whistles past Piono's head. Astria runs off into the distance. Netpatham uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Eric runs off into the distance. Raven stole the Origin Wands. Kajiulord grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... Geometry Dash was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. Maniac uses Timestepping and flees. Amp grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. Vriska wonders what the Nether is happening. FseftrAI somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Piono gets into a long argument with Talist, ignoring all the supplies. Shattered Bill Cipher found an interesting journal. Bender suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67. Scratch bathed in blood. The Boss Vortex wished they could play regular Minecraft again. The L[]rd throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves. Amp gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. The Alchemiter praised Helix, and was smote by Dome. Pit hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. Tazz suffered the fate of Kurak!.
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NinjaV VS. Midna NinjaV attacked first! NinjaV's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs.50.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 23 damage! Midna has 77 HP left
Midna's alchemies overpowered NinjaV's entities! (55.0 attack vs.25.0 defense) Midna dealt 43 damage! NinjaV has 57 HP left
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Midna's alchemies! (74.0 attack vs.32.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 50 damage! Midna has 27 HP left
Midna's strength overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (84.0 attack vs.
49.0 defense) Midna dealt 42 damage! NinjaV has 15 HP left
Midna's dexterity blocked NinjaV's strength! (55.0 attack vs. 64.0defense)
NinjaV's intelligence blocked Midna's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
NinjaV's intelligence overpowered Midna's dexterity! (82.0 attackvs. 58.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 23 damage! Midna has 4 HP left
NinjaV's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (85.0 attack vs.50.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 50 damage! Midna has -46 HP left
NinjaV has killed Midna
Purple's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to him! Purple's alchemies backfired, dealing 10.0 damage to him! Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20.0 damage to him! The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Tempo is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death. Raven got their inventory jpeg'd. Raven's alchemies backfired, dealing 130.0 damage to him!
And then Raven died of it! Astria stays at Wilson's Potion shop. InsertNameHere's entity was killed off by wildlife. Hank smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab. Tricky failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge. InsertNameHere ran away from a Mechora Worm. Astria plots a narrative-changing Summon. Pit and Vriska stays at Wilson's Potion Shop.
Having lost some sanity, Kajiulord hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Tempo thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. The Boss Vortex thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. TECHPIECE played some late-night table stickball with Eric.
Having lost some sanity, Shattered Bill Cipher hallucinates living tables and chairs. Magic Cueball is starting to feel the fallout... Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 10.0 damage! Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 10.0 damage!
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Shattered Bill Cipher VS. TECHPIECE TECHPIECE attacked first! TECHPIECE's alchemies overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity! (99.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 83 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher has 17 HP left
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered TECHPIECE's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 45 damage! TECHPIECE has 55 HP left
TECHPIECE's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) TECHPIECE dealt 28 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher has -11 HP left
TECHPIECE has killed Shattered Bill Cipher
Purple badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Piono looked up the necronomicon. Piono went insane and bashed their head against a wall 146 times!
And then Piono died of it! The Boss Vortex ate some pink berries, and started tripping. The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
While getting lost in a forest, something took Netpatham away, never to r
eturn. Crystal bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Pit summons an ultra-complex death entity. IreCreeper was watching when a nuke went off.
A projectile whistles past 11, but they ignored it. Hank grew some mutated tentacles. FseftrAI found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. 11 enters Totality with their Split. For now. Magic Cueball suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Crystal
. Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to h
im! FseftrAI, Lothyra, and Maniac encounter a Mech and manage t
o destroy it. Maniac sits still in a corner and cries. TECHPIECE gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won. Vriska gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. The L[]rd caught the X-Plauge.
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InsertNameHere VS. Kajiulord Kajiulord attacked first! Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's entities! (78.0
attack vs. 31.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 67 damage! InsertNameHere has 33 HP left
Kajiulord's strength blocked InsertNameHere's strength! (60.0 atta
ck vs. 68.0 defense)
Kajiulord's strength overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (85.0
attack vs. 78.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 8 damage! InsertNameHere has 25 HP left
InsertNameHere's strength overpowered Kajiulord's dexterity! (71.0
attack vs. 49.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 26 damage! Kajiulord has 74 HP left
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (60.
0 attack vs. 57.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 4 damage! InsertNameHere has 21 HP left
InsertNameHere's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (8
2.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 21 damage! Kajiulord has 53 HP left
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered InsertNameHere's dexterity! (53.
0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 16 damage! InsertNameHere has 5 HP left
InsertNameHere's alchemies overpowered Kajiulord's dexterity! (86.
0 attack vs. 45.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 59 damage! Kajiulord has -6 HP left
InsertNameHere has killed Kajiulord
Eric ate all of their supplies out of desperation. Purple is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. Purple's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4.0 damage to him! Red badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Engie comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
GLaDOS ran 11 through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
Lothyra got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Lothyra's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 140.0 damage to him! The L[]rd spends some time using the Alchemiter. Red finds out he has a Split. Binary thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by [b
]Serpent. Red was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. Talist found some cool stuff in a chest. Serpent has recurring nightmares about OWAKS. 11 grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. Scratch saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. NinjaV wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for su
rveillance. NinjaV goes completely and utterly grimdark. NinjaV's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to him! 11 tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Talist found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. Binary is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. NinjaV suffered the fate of Kurak!. InsertNameHere was ready for Freddy. Pane has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
While getting lost in a forest, something took 11 away, never to return. Engie read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. The Boss Vortex met with a terrible fate, didn't they? Eric realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. Serpent ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Purple made some dragon pie to keep off starvation. Scratch realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it. Maniac remembered about grammar. Hank noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! Binary gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
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Richard VS. Pane Richard attacked first! Richard's strength overpowered Pane's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs.
58.0 defense) Richard dealt 58 damage! Pane has 42 HP left
Richard's strength overpowered Pane's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs.
62.0 defense) Richard dealt 51 damage! Pane has -9 HP left
Richard has killed Pane
Purple suffered the fate of Kurak!. Talist fought off residual bits of the Glitch. Pit rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. Maniac became engie.
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Eric VS. Richard Richard attacked first! Richard's strength overpowered Eric's strength! (107.0 attack vs.
68.0 defense) Richard dealt 46 damage! Eric has 54 HP left
Eric's entities overpowered Richard's entities! (77.0 attack vs. 5
8.0 defense) Eric dealt 27 damage! Richard has 73 HP left
Richard's dexterity overpowered Eric's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs.
17.0 defense) Richard dealt 44 damage! Eric has 10 HP left
Richard's intelligence overpowered Eric's alchemies! (47.0 attack
vs. 21.0 defense) Richard dealt 24 damage! Eric has -14 HP left
Richard has killed Eric
Serpent took a chair to the face, but lived! InsertNameHere was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite
dragons.
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The L[]rd VS. Richard The L[]rd attacked first! Richard's entities blocked The L[]rd's intelligence! (37.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Richard's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's alchemies! (65.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Richard dealt 33 damage! The L[]rd has 67 HP left
Richard's entities blocked The L[]rd's intelligence! (51.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Richard's strength overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (100.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Richard dealt 68 damage! The L[]rd has -1 HP left
Richard has killed The L[]rd
Serpent hacked into a Mech before it killed them. Vriska survived Goanna67, but is now scarred for life. Hank accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text
in their clipboard. IreCreeper challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won! Magic Cueball was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab. Vriska decided to give Pricy the benefit of the doubt. Lothyra gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? Talist killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon! Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Astria's skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop
Army. IreCreeper has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible? Crystal met with a terrible fate, didn't they? IreCreeper dodges a car. Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Vriska ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Richard got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
FseftrAI suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Serpent. Talist typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. Tempo summons an ultra-complex death entity. Pit's entity was killed off by wildlife.
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FseftrAI VS. IreCreeper IreCreeper attacked first! IreCreeper's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's alchemies! (63.0
attack vs. 35.0 defense) IreCreeper dealt 26 damage! FseftrAI has 74 HP left
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (60.0
attack vs. 36.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 34 damage! IreCreeper has 66 HP left
IreCreeper's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (66.0 a
ttack vs. 38.0 defense) IreCreeper dealt 26 damage! FseftrAI has 48 HP left
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's strength! (88.0 atta
ck vs. 39.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 70 damage! IreCreeper has -4 HP left
FseftrAI has killed IreCreeper
Pit suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67.
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Talist VS. FseftrAI FseftrAI attacked first! FseftrAI's dexterity overpowered Talist's strength! (58.0 attack v
s. 54.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 4 damage! Talist has 96 HP left
Talist's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (65.0 attac
k vs. 17.0 defense) Talist dealt 46 damage! FseftrAI has 2 HP left
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...waugh that's a ton of events per round.
Richard with three duels in a row, though. That was epic.
HERE HAVE SOME EVENTS AS PAYMENT FOR AWESOME.
MOAR EVENTS:
(Player1) walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect. (Player1) broke their legs. {-5s -15d}
(Player1) and (Player2) both injured each other in a fight before running off. {-5s -5d -5e}/{-5s -5d -5e}
(Player1) drank a Potion of Strength! {10s}
FATAL EVENTS: (The first one is a change.)
(Player1)'s skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army. {45s 40d 30i 45e 40a}
(Player1) managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
(Player1) was caught in a stray Chairnado, and was killed. {50s 40d 40a}
(Player1) managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
(Player1) was ambushed by (c)haos, who was hiding in a corner. (Player1) was found later, missing all limbs. {30s 60d 60i}
(Player1) easily overpowered (c)haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
(Player1) was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings! {75i}
(Player1) managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
(Player1) got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. {75e}
(Player1) survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities!
Oh, the woes of being reliant on the EoTB to know what the hell I should do.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Let me try.
Pit: [35 S, 40 D, 20 I, 30 E, 25 A]
Rebalancing... and... done.
Tempo: {30s 30d 25i 15e 50a}
I am completely unapologetic about how much I am involved with alchemy.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Question, talist, how much did you nerf my game breakers? Just wondering how much they increase/decrease your power now. I'd just like to say that were it not for the fact that angering the Narrative is already grounds for instantaneous death as shown by what happened to the L()rd, I'd ask for it to be set to -100 on each stat, but, you know. That was still freaking hilarious.
My (belated) commentary.
@tazz: go ahead and draw up stats for my characters.
I think its really funny that serpent killed Hank again, as serpent's the one that killed him the first time around too.
Holy cow maniac, you went on a murder spree!
But the only person more hardcore than maniac is Lothrya... holy cow, Lothrya steamrollered Pane, and then maniac, after maniac took out two people.
Commentary on round 2:
That... that round was just horrible on so many freaking levels.
engie, you want an aspirin or something?
Sorry astria...
Holy cow, my event KO'd the L()rd. That was AMAZING!!!
And for anyone wondering, now we know whether Raven or Bill is stronger.
please pardon the slight going over in stats for these five, but please let it pass, just for the sake of hilarity.
The brick wall {150s, 1d, 1i, 1a, 1e}
Geometry Dash {1s, 150d, 1i, 1a, 1e}
magic cueball {1s, 1d, 150i, 1a, 1e}
The alchemiter {1s, 1d, 1i, 150a, 1e}
The boss vortex {1s, 1d, 1i, 1a, 150e}
Yes. Five inanimate objects. If they survive, it will be by stupid amounts of luck. And it will be hilarious.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Beautiful.
On the subject of bizarre stat characters, THIS.
Rancid Cheese Wedge {3097858912849818739s, 3298503259832987598d, 894395798438589437i, 77598984358437743a, 0e}
No entity score so it's balanced.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
>_> Seriously engie. I mean, it'll clearly have a dexterity score of 0, and a strength score of zero.
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
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Duck {999s, 999d, 999i, 999a, 999e}
As in, the duck that was on my shoulder for a while back in Act 3. Obviously the most balanced stats thus far. Do I win an award?
Flumpty's gonna kill us in about... one turn?
Yeah, let's go with that.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Piono {20s 15d 35i 30e 50a} Piono's strength-almost all of it-comes from his Alchemies. Deprived of them his superhuman abilities take a dive. Minecraftians actually run slower than the average High School Student (not joking) so the slightly lower dex score makes sense. That and he prefers countering in the two fights i've seen him in, so...Yeah. As for strength only being twenty, in comparison to a Descendant some Narrative shenanigans have gone on. Of course, this is usually offset by the Alchemies, but as they're separate stats this makes somewhat mroe sense. Piono's intelligent enough to plan but I think he's got an ego and assumes often (Twin usually has to correct what Piono thinks, and Alchemies are cleary the key to his performance in combat.). As for Entities being average: He's got a lot of resources, but they are usually nerfed by the OP scale when they DO appear, so it balances out to average
Eric {40s 25d 35i 20e 20a} Eric's rune words are the primary source of power he possesses, and naturally give him an edge in sheer power over others if sufficiently prepared. We'll say he's prepared enough to justify 40. He also has to have some smarts to back it up. His Dexterity hasn't been proven compared to the rest of us, but he's not a Minecraftian...NOr a Descendant, so it's 25. Eric's got few allies he can call on that aren't OP scale forbidden, but one that isn't forbidden qualifies as a player in his own right, and his weapons are hammerspaced and not alchemies, but powerful on their own.
Tricky {40s 50d 10i 10e 30a} OP scale nerfing/balancing. In any case, Tricky's best asset is speed: He bounces around like a maniac and goes too fast to be reliably countered most of the time, and his sheer power backs it up. His weapons of choice aren't Alchemies and few in number but they are poewrful so it averages to, uh, average. Tricky doesn't have many allies (he's usually brought in AS the ally, but few would fight HIS battles by HIS direct command), and Tricky's insane, so Int and Ent is low.
Hank {35s 40d 30i 15e 30a} Hank doesn't have, well, any direct summons and his time on the field hasn't been made summoning them either. Sometimes stats just can't really be proven, but as he hasn't summoned anything he's here. His alchemies are mostly hammerspaced with the occasional exception, but among them is the Emerald Nova and an Improbability Drive so that's fair. As for Intelligence: He's been through some stuff and came out cool-headed so it's at least average. His dexterity options are there because he's got the skills. And of course, if Hank didn't have strength those swords would be pretty useless.
Vriska {20s 35d 35i 20e 40a} Vriska had most of her work handed to her by the refugees she managed to accumulate, but many were noncombat in nature, so it only amounts to an army, which everyone got really. She did manage to rally them, though. her physical direct strength hasn't been tested too much either, once against Serpent while invincible and once against Araidabot a while ago (which was a curbstomp); On the other hand, her dexterity is high because her class is Theif and she's a god Tier so she can fly. Her intelligence to make some of the plans she does has to be somewhat above average. But most of all, the Fluorite Octet and her luck powers, however obvious, make her a force to be reckoned with.
I don't really know how Phobos fights enough to give you a good idea, but that's the gist of it. Mind, I've only been on for a certain time period so my experience is kind of flavored in that manner. I may re-balance depending on feedback.
Manufactory Anachron: 30,000s 20,000d 8000i 200a 18,000e
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Oh, also, Minor rebalance:
Tazz: {35s 40d 25i 15e 35a}
Toned down Dexterity slightly, buffed Entity slightly. I've been good with what I've been given in terms of commanding/buffing them. But otherwise it's basically the same.
That duck, with those stats, can successfully escape suffering the fate of Kurak.
Merasmus, the Duck Herald, would be proud.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I feel as if I should point out that both Erelye and I possess the ability to release Kurak at this point. Vessels specifically built to travel the Void, and drills mountable upon them capable of mining bedrock. Actually, that's what I'm doing next, unless God-Emperor Twin has problem.
Also, most best: This webcomic thing. the name is misleading.
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11 {20s 40i 30d 10e 50a}
Mostly because 11 is the Broken Disc.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Nice job tazz, that's actually pretty good.
amp, the godmodder supercharged Kurak's health, so even though the perfect sphere's massive anti-godmodder thingie death attack is going off in there with him, he's still alive. He'd be OP scale breaking. Plus it'd bring back the boss vortex. Additionally, there's the whole matter of the perfect sphere's death attack, which would blow you apart the instant you opened the cage. Probably not the best idea.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Kurak only has a billion health. How much were we smacking Binary around for, all that time ago?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Alright, round 3. More tributes, more events, and now each tribute has to participate in at least 1 standard event per day, maximum of 2. They can be in any number of fatal events/duels though. Sadly, I don't have time to commentate on this, but it is easily the best one so far. How are you guys liking these so far?
Bloodbath
All 42 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Serpent finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
TECHPIECE wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
Crystal hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
Tazz runs off into the distance.
Crystal attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
IreCreeper found an interesting journal.
Tempo has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
The Brick Wall is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue.
InsertNameHere stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Raven VS. Blue
Raven attacked first!
Raven's dexterity overpowered Blue's alchemies! (73.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
Raven dealt 54 damage! Blue has 46 HP left
Blue's strength overpowered Raven's alchemies! (62.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Blue dealt 27 damage! Raven has 73 HP left
Raven's intelligence overpowered Blue's intelligence! (78.0 attackvs. 52.0 defense)
Raven dealt 24 damage! Blue has 22 HP left
Blue's alchemies overpowered Raven's alchemies! (64.0 attack vs. 2
0.0 defense)
Blue dealt 63 damage! Raven has 10 HP left
Raven's strength overpowered Blue's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Raven dealt 31 damage! Blue has -9 HP left
Raven has killed Blue
Hank drop-kicked Richard to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
Magic Cueball spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Lothyra ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Bender somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Kajiulord resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
Serpent stole Oryx's shotgun.
NinjaV stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
IreCreeper wonders how he got into this mess...
Astria gets into a long argument with FseftrAI, ignoring all the s
upplies.
Scratch grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
Binary finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
11 and Netpatham grapple over the Banhammer.
Magic Cueball does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
Tazz grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
Red uses Timestepping and flees.
Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Red finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
InsertNameHere finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Richard died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Hank stole Oryx's shotgun.
Shattered Bill Cipher had a holy hand grenade for use against the killerrabbit.
Tricky stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Engie dodges an elephant.
TECHPIECE drop-kicked Vriska to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
11 drop-kicked Lothyra to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
Engie gets into a long argument with The Alchemiter, ignoring all the supplies.
Binary runs off into the distance.
NinjaV spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Raven decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Umbra got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever.
The L[]rd bathed in blood.
The Alchemiter runs off into the distance.
An arrow whistles past Tricky's head.
Pit wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
Tempo bathed in blood.
Pane secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
An arrow whistles past Piono's head.
Astria runs off into the distance.
Netpatham uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Eric runs off into the distance.
Raven stole the Origin Wands.
Kajiulord grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
Geometry Dash was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
Maniac uses Timestepping and flees.
Amp grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
Vriska wonders what the Nether is happening.
FseftrAI somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Piono gets into a long argument with Talist, ignoring all the supplies.
Shattered Bill Cipher found an interesting journal.
Bender suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67.
Scratch bathed in blood.
The Boss Vortex wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
The L[]rd throws some paladins into the Snarl instead of themselves.
Amp gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
The Alchemiter praised Helix, and was smote by Dome.
Pit hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
Tazz suffered the fate of Kurak!.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
NinjaV VS. Midna
NinjaV attacked first!
NinjaV's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs.50.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 23 damage! Midna has 77 HP left
Midna's alchemies overpowered NinjaV's entities! (55.0 attack vs.25.0 defense)
Midna dealt 43 damage! NinjaV has 57 HP left
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Midna's alchemies! (74.0 attack vs.32.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 50 damage! Midna has 27 HP left
Midna's strength overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (84.0 attack vs.
49.0 defense)
Midna dealt 42 damage! NinjaV has 15 HP left
Midna's dexterity blocked NinjaV's strength! (55.0 attack vs. 64.0defense)
NinjaV's intelligence blocked Midna's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
NinjaV's intelligence overpowered Midna's dexterity! (82.0 attackvs. 58.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 23 damage! Midna has 4 HP left
NinjaV's dexterity blocked Midna's intelligence! (51.0 attack vs.66.0 defense)
NinjaV's alchemies overpowered Midna's alchemies! (85.0 attack vs.50.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 50 damage! Midna has -46 HP left
NinjaV has killed Midna
Purple's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to him!
Purple's alchemies backfired, dealing 10.0 damage to him!
Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20.0 damage to him!
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Tempo is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
Raven got their inventory jpeg'd.
Raven's alchemies backfired, dealing 130.0 damage to him!
And then Raven died of it!
Astria stays at Wilson's Potion shop.
InsertNameHere's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Hank smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab.
Tricky failed to notice a dart trap, then failed to dodge.
InsertNameHere ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Astria plots a narrative-changing Summon.
Pit and Vriska stays at Wilson's Potion Shop.
Having lost some sanity, Kajiulord hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Tempo thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
The Boss Vortex thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
TECHPIECE played some late-night table stickball with Eric.
Having lost some sanity, Shattered Bill Cipher hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Magic Cueball is starting to feel the fallout...
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 10.0 damage!
Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 10.0 damage!
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Shattered Bill Cipher VS. TECHPIECE
TECHPIECE attacked first!
TECHPIECE's alchemies overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity! (99.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 83 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher has 17 HP left
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered TECHPIECE's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 45 damage! TECHPIECE has 55 HP left
TECHPIECE's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
TECHPIECE dealt 28 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher has -11 HP left
TECHPIECE has killed Shattered Bill Cipher
Purple badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Piono looked up the necronomicon.
Piono went insane and bashed their head against a wall 146 times!
And then Piono died of it!
The Boss Vortex ate some pink berries, and started tripping.
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
While getting lost in a forest, something took Netpatham away, never to r
eturn.
Crystal bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
Pit summons an ultra-complex death entity.
IreCreeper was watching when a nuke went off.
A projectile whistles past 11, but they ignored it.
Hank grew some mutated tentacles.
FseftrAI found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
11 enters Totality with their Split. For now.
Magic Cueball suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Crystal
.
Magic Cueball's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to h
im!
FseftrAI, Lothyra, and Maniac encounter a Mech and manage t
o destroy it.
Maniac sits still in a corner and cries.
TECHPIECE gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. The Mechora Worm won.
Vriska gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
The L[]rd caught the X-Plauge.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
InsertNameHere VS. Kajiulord
Kajiulord attacked first!
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's entities! (78.0
attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 67 damage! InsertNameHere has 33 HP left
Kajiulord's strength blocked InsertNameHere's strength! (60.0 atta
ck vs. 68.0 defense)
Kajiulord's strength overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (85.0
attack vs. 78.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 8 damage! InsertNameHere has 25 HP left
InsertNameHere's strength overpowered Kajiulord's dexterity! (71.0
attack vs. 49.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 26 damage! Kajiulord has 74 HP left
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's alchemies! (60.
0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 4 damage! InsertNameHere has 21 HP left
InsertNameHere's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (8
2.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 21 damage! Kajiulord has 53 HP left
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered InsertNameHere's dexterity! (53.
0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 16 damage! InsertNameHere has 5 HP left
InsertNameHere's alchemies overpowered Kajiulord's dexterity! (86.
0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 59 damage! Kajiulord has -6 HP left
InsertNameHere has killed Kajiulord
Eric ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Purple is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Purple's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4.0 damage to him!
Red badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Engie comes across a temple of bones but decides to not investigate.
GLaDOS ran 11 through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
Lothyra got nope'd by the curse of repetition.
Lothyra's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 140.0 damage to him!
The L[]rd spends some time using the Alchemiter.
Red finds out he has a Split.
Binary thought they saw a shooting star, but it was a flare set off by [b
]Serpent.
Red was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
Talist found some cool stuff in a chest.
Serpent has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
11 grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
Scratch saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
NinjaV wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for su
rveillance.
NinjaV goes completely and utterly grimdark.
NinjaV's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10.0 damage to him!
11 tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails.
Talist found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.
Binary is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
NinjaV suffered the fate of Kurak!.
InsertNameHere was ready for Freddy.
Pane has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
While getting lost in a forest, something took 11 away, never to return.
Engie read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
The Boss Vortex met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
Eric realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
Serpent ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Purple made some dragon pie to keep off starvation.
Scratch realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it.
Maniac remembered about grammar.
Hank noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
Binary gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Richard VS. Pane
Richard attacked first!
Richard's strength overpowered Pane's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs.
58.0 defense)
Richard dealt 58 damage! Pane has 42 HP left
Richard's strength blocked Pane's alchemies! (81.0 attack vs. 100.
0 defense)
Richard's strength overpowered Pane's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs.
62.0 defense)
Richard dealt 51 damage! Pane has -9 HP left
Richard has killed Pane
Purple suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Talist fought off residual bits of the Glitch.
Pit rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
Maniac became engie.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Eric VS. Richard
Richard attacked first!
Richard's strength overpowered Eric's strength! (107.0 attack vs.
68.0 defense)
Richard dealt 46 damage! Eric has 54 HP left
Eric's entities overpowered Richard's entities! (77.0 attack vs. 5
8.0 defense)
Eric dealt 27 damage! Richard has 73 HP left
Richard's dexterity overpowered Eric's alchemies! (54.0 attack vs.
17.0 defense)
Richard dealt 44 damage! Eric has 10 HP left
Richard's strength blocked Eric's intelligence! (93.0 attack vs. 9
8.0 defense)
Richard's intelligence overpowered Eric's alchemies! (47.0 attack
vs. 21.0 defense)
Richard dealt 24 damage! Eric has -14 HP left
Richard has killed Eric
Serpent took a chair to the face, but lived!
InsertNameHere was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite
dragons.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The L[]rd VS. Richard
The L[]rd attacked first!
Richard's entities blocked The L[]rd's intelligence! (37.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Richard's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's alchemies! (65.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Richard dealt 33 damage! The L[]rd has 67 HP left
Richard's entities blocked The L[]rd's intelligence! (51.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Richard's strength overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (100.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Richard dealt 68 damage! The L[]rd has -1 HP left
Richard has killed The L[]rd
Serpent hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
Vriska survived Goanna67, but is now scarred for life.
Hank accidentally hits Ctrl-V, and is promptly killed by the wall of text
in their clipboard.
IreCreeper challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
Magic Cueball was killed by an extremely hostile spycrab.
Vriska decided to give Pricy the benefit of the doubt.
Lothyra gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
Talist killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Astria's skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop
Army.
IreCreeper has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
Crystal met with a terrible fate, didn't they?
IreCreeper dodges a car.
Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Vriska ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Vriska managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Richard got trapped in the Antichamber. Forever.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
FseftrAI suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Serpent.
Talist typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Tempo summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Pit's entity was killed off by wildlife.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
FseftrAI VS. IreCreeper
IreCreeper attacked first!
IreCreeper's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's alchemies! (63.0
attack vs. 35.0 defense)
IreCreeper dealt 26 damage! FseftrAI has 74 HP left
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (60.0
attack vs. 36.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 34 damage! IreCreeper has 66 HP left
IreCreeper's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (66.0 a
ttack vs. 38.0 defense)
IreCreeper dealt 26 damage! FseftrAI has 48 HP left
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered IreCreeper's strength! (88.0 atta
ck vs. 39.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 70 damage! IreCreeper has -4 HP left
FseftrAI has killed IreCreeper
Pit suffers a fate worse than death: Death By Goanna67.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=DUEL=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Talist VS. FseftrAI
FseftrAI attacked first!
FseftrAI's dexterity overpowered Talist's strength! (58.0 attack v
s. 54.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 4 damage! Talist has 96 HP left
Talist's intelligence overpowered FseftrAI's entities! (65.0 attac
k vs. 17.0 defense)
Talist dealt 46 damage! FseftrAI has 2 HP left
Talist's entities blocked FseftrAI's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 81
.0 defense)
Talist's dexterity overpowered FseftrAI's alchemies! (56.0 attack
vs. 52.0 defense)
Talist dealt 4 damage! FseftrAI has -2 HP left
Talist has killed FseftrAI
Vriska became engie.
Serpent suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Talist has not died of dysen- wait what? How is that possible?
Tempo got run over by a car.
Talist is the winner with these stats...
42.0 strength, 17.0 dexterity, 37.0 inteligence. 62.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I hate cars now. Just gonna say that.
Hm, I feel like just having one of the last two people die immediately is a bit anticlimactic, any way to force the last two tributes into a duel?
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...waugh that's a ton of events per round.
Richard with three duels in a row, though. That was epic.
HERE HAVE SOME EVENTS AS PAYMENT FOR AWESOME.
MOAR EVENTS:
(Player1) walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect. (Player1) broke their legs. {-5s -15d}
(Player1) and (Player2) both injured each other in a fight before running off. {-5s -5d -5e}/{-5s -5d -5e}
(Player1) drank a Potion of Strength! {10s}
FATAL EVENTS: (The first one is a change.)
(Player1)'s skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army. {45s 40d 30i 45e 40a}
(Player1) managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
(Player1) was caught in a stray Chairnado, and was killed. {50s 40d 40a}
(Player1) managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
(Player1) was ambushed by (c)haos, who was hiding in a corner. (Player1) was found later, missing all limbs. {30s 60d 60i}
(Player1) easily overpowered (c)haos and caused him to rage-quit again!
(Player1) was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings! {75i}
(Player1) managed to survive the Twitch Hivemind's mind control!
(Player1) got caught in a Massive Battle of Armies without enough entities to survive. {75e}
(Player1) survived the Massive Battle of Armies thanks to their entities!
(Player1) failed Flumpty's friendship game... {50d 50i 40a}
(Player1) became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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