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I hotwire the potion turret.

I hack the server and stop all commands but the server gets buggy and it blasts everyone in the sky 10 blocks high.

3K/3K
I stroll up to the Guard with my fist pulled back, flames streaking from it, then jolt my fist at such force at his face that it creates a small tear in the very air with its speed! But then I stop just as my fist gets an inch within the guard's face. The sudden change of speed makes the fire on my fist explode into the guard and everything behind him!

I shoot an arrow at the Revived Minecraftian Army with a Power X Bow

I begin to charge to shoot a rapid-fire flurry of arrows at the RMA with a Power C Bow 1K/4K

I build a leve 9001 Sentry Gun to blast them all. Also known as Sergeant Crits, the Major Bomber, and a Giant Charged Deflector Heavy, all in one.

Okay... something happened. But... I responded to everything. And the summary is below.

The potion and sentry turret are left behind...
Notch checks in...
He does not reverse piono's work. Instead, he makes it take a thousand times more charges to summon things inside the prison. Then he eliminates the extra zeroes for my sake.
Adam Jensen finds nothing.

The godmodders move off the platform and into a hallway. The hallway is trapped! You are all stuck in a pit. And.. there are enemies in it. But... there is the first crystal in it! But... there is a giant alien starfleet guarding it. There is no way you can beat that!

THE godmodder produces another hologram.
Hmm... you guys might some help. Here you go.
He summons a Mech Terror Enderdragon!

The Battlefield:
Protoss Mothership [75,000/75,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Protoss Carrier x10 [50,000/50,000hp] [Produces 4 interceptors/update]
Protoss Interceptor x40 [1,000/1,000hp] [500 damage]
Protoss Void Ray x20 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Protoss Tempest x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Crystal [250,000/250,000hp]
Adam Jensen [8,000/8,000hp] [5,000 damage] [Scouting: 2% chance to find crystal/update]
Mech Terror Enderdragon [500,000/500,000hp] [10,000 damage]

Godmodders:
5l1n65h07 [10,000/10,000hp]
MinecraftMenno [10,000/10,000hp]
Conn6464 [10,000/10,000hp]
Minor[10,000/10,000hp]
Bluemadness [10,000/10,000hp]
Ninjatwist [10,000/10,000hp]
Mantacruise [10,000/10,000hp]
Pionoplayer [10,000/10,000hp]
Crusher [10,000/10,000hp]
Fseftr [10,000/10,000hp]
Duck [10,000/10,000hp]
H-buildguy [10,000/10,000hp]
EndRPnT [10,000/10,000hp]

A word about KOs. They only last one update.

The Enderdragon won't do much damage. But... he will tank and guard all of you. Kill them before they kill you!

It takes 1000 posts longer to charge things? well, guess I won't be charging.
Remember, the charger just amplifies power, not charges. charges are no longer effective in any way relative, but our base attacks have the equivalent power of a 999 post charge.
With that in mind...
I instant summon a reversal tech. This reverses the last action by our enemies that was important enough to be in a world update.
That would be Notch weakening my charger. Yes, he removed extra zeroes, but because of that also, it was all one action, rather than two. In short, the charger is back to full strength. XD
After that, I do a 1k/1k charge.
It is the ultimate cloaking device. You can do nothing about things still in post form being charged. Well guess what, whenever the charger is not in use (by pro-godmodders, who are the only ones able to access it), it becomes a forum charge once again, meaning that... Notch cannot screw with it, but progodmodders can still increase its power.
Neener neener.

fseftr, I challenge you to defeat my godmodding without squelching me, making it illegal for me to continue my trolling, or by pulling Rule #0.
If you do, you will have my greatest respects.
Otherwise, I'll knock it off and play this game like a good little minecraftian.
If you want me to, I'll switch sides.

1/50

I Grab the Protoss Mothership and slam it against a Protoss Carrier.

I summon the 329634th ESFB, who teleports inside the mothership and trolls it by teleporting inside key systems and clogging them with enderman corpses while others distract the protoss in melee combat over the mothership.

Slow day? Or did everyone leave.

Quote from duck55223

Starcraft 2 References away
A Nydus worm appears behind us,and begins spewing forth Zerglings.

Zerglings begins spawning! Completely pointless, seeing it's all air units. But, I'll give you the nydus worm. It'll spawn hydralisks instead.

Quote from pionoplayer

It takes 1000 posts longer to charge things? well, guess I won't be charging.
Remember, the charger just amplifies power, not charges. charges are no longer effective in any way relative, but our base attacks have the equivalent power of a 999 post charge.
With that in mind...
I instant summon a reversal tech. This reverses the last action by our enemies that was important enough to be in a world update.
That would be Notch weakening my charger. Yes, he removed extra zeroes, but because of that also, it was all one action, rather than two. In short, the charger is back to full strength. XD
After that, I do a 1k/1k charge.
It is the ultimate cloaking device. You can do nothing about things still in post form being charged. Well guess what, whenever the charger is not in use (by pro-godmodders, who are the only ones able to access it), it becomes a forum charge once again, meaning that... Notch cannot screw with it, but progodmodders can still increase its power.
Neener neener.

fseftr, I challenge you to defeat my godmodding without squelching me, making it illegal for me to continue my trolling, or by pulling Rule #0.
If you do, you will have my greatest respects.
Otherwise, I'll knock it off and play this game like a good little minecraftian.
If you want me to, I'll switch sides.

Hmm, while things takes 1000 times longer to charge, that just means each 1k actually equals 1 charge.
I'll take you up on the challenge, though if others complain I'll stop you.
I wasn't really planning on interrupting posts...
But, might as well try it.
Notch takes over my body. I am still technically PG.
I grab the cloak, and the Protoss fleet tears it to shreds the moment they can see it.
Then... (I'm not sure how I didn't think of this before) Notch simply smashes the charger.

Quote from sigmatw

1/50

I Grab the Protoss Mothership and slam it against a Protoss Carrier.

5,000 damage to both!

Quote from Crusher48

I summon the 329634th ESFB, who teleports inside the mothership and trolls it by teleporting inside key systems and clogging them with enderman corpses while others distract the protoss in melee combat over the mothership.

The Mothership takes 5,000 damage! It will not attack this update.

I am a player aren't I? I crush a void ray.

Adam Jensen looks around...
The Enderdragon kills a void ray.
Hydralisks spawn

Interceptors spawn.
The Fleet deals... a player inactivity reduced 175,000 damage to the Enderdragon

The Battlefield:
Protoss Mothership [65,000/75,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Protoss Carrier x9 [50,000/50,000hp] [Produces 4 interceptors/update]
Protoss Carrier x1 [45,000/50,000hp] [Produces 4 interceptors/update]
Protoss Interceptor x80 [1,000/1,000hp] [500 damage]
Protoss Void Ray x18 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Protoss Tempest x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Crystal [250,000/250,000hp]
Adam Jensen [8,000/8,000hp] [5,000 damage] [Scouting: 2% chance to find crystal/update]
Mech Terror Enderdragon [325,000/500,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Nydus Worm [10,000/10,000hp] [5 hydralisks/update]
Hydralisk x5 [2,500/2,500hp] [2,500 damage]

Godmodders:
5l1n65h07 [10,000/10,000hp]
MinecraftMenno [10,000/10,000hp]
Conn6464 [10,000/10,000hp]
Minor[10,000/10,000hp]
Bluemadness [10,000/10,000hp]
Ninjatwist [10,000/10,000hp]
Mantacruise [10,000/10,000hp]
Pionoplayer [10,000/10,000hp]
Crusher [10,000/10,000hp]
Fseftr [10,000/10,000hp]
Duck [10,000/10,000hp]
H-buildguy [10,000/10,000hp]
EndRPnT [10,000/10,000hp]

All of a sudden, everyone hears a loud noise, like a sonic boom. Then, from out of nowhere, I slam on the ground!

"Oh boy! An alternate timeline! Well, I guess I can stay for a little while..."

I materialize this alternate timeline's Crockercorp Carrier Betty from hammerspace and collide it against the Protoss Mothership.

"So, I wonder how the Anti-Godmodders screwed up and this became a timeline. Eh, whatever. Maybe we'll find out soon enough."

After my attack, I summon Gomez. He is from this game. He attacks by giving people visions of the fourth dimension, which will break their brains or screw up their systems if they are robotic. However, I will charge it.

1/10. Grabbing a fez.

2/10

I summon a Terran Battleship.

I place a shield generator on the Enderdragon.

Well, since fseftr accepted my challenge...
LET THE TROLLING COMMENCE!
HEAR ME ALL YOU GODMODDERS AND REJOICE, FOR THE DAY OF YOUR LIBERATION IS AT HAND!!!!
I take my power as a godmodder, and super-charge it.
On the scale of godmodders...
let me just put it this way...
twinbuilder, you want to know how the anti-godmodders screwed up to make this timeline?
they let me switch sides.

The anti-godmodder powers are blown away as excess power explodes into all of the godmodders with such force as to destroy a planet... charges from all pro-godmdders charge instantly, and all attacks and summons come out at x999999999999999999999 the power until the end of this round.
let it begin...

I begin to summon a meteor, and crash it into a random entity!

Quote from duck55223

Put both my attack and charge into upgrading the Nydus Worm,and have half all Hydralisks protect it and half go attack the Protoss Void Rays
Also quick question,when units are stacked,is the damage listed next to them the damage they do individually or the damage they do as a whole?

You cannot use attacks to upgrade things. You destroy a void ray instead.
The Nydus worm is upgraded.
THe Hydralisks will do as you say, but they will all attack at the end of the update.
The damage is individual.

Quote from TwinBuilder

All of a sudden, everyone hears a loud noise, like a sonic boom. Then, from out of nowhere, I slam on the ground!

"Oh boy! An alternate timeline! Well, I guess I can stay for a little while..."

I materialize this alternate timeline's Crockercorp Carrier Betty from hammerspace and collide it against the Protoss Mothership.

"So, I wonder how the Anti-Godmodders screwed up and this became a timeline. Eh, whatever. Maybe we'll find out soon enough."

After my attack, I summon Gomez. He is from this game. He attacks by giving people visions of the fourth dimension, which will break their brains or screw up their systems if they are robotic. However, I will charge it.

1/10. Grabbing a fez.

15,000 damage!

Quote from duck55223

A Zerg cocoon thing appears next to the Nydus Worm,and it begins moving about
2/50
(The Zerg cocoon thing is what I am charging,so it can be attacked and reduce my charge)
I have the Mech Terror Enderdragon protect the cocoon

Where did you get this extra charge? The Enderdragon is protecting everything.

Quote from sigmatw

2/10

I summon a Terran Battleship.

I assume that is not with your charge?
Then you can't do that. You crush 10 interceptors instead.

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

I place a shield generator on the Enderdragon.

There is now a shield generator on the enderdragon.

Quote from pionoplayer

Well, since fseftr accepted my challenge...
LET THE TROLLING COMMENCE!
HEAR ME ALL YOU GODMODDERS AND REJOICE, FOR THE DAY OF YOUR LIBERATION IS AT HAND!!!!
I take my power as a godmodder, and super-charge it.
On the scale of godmodders...
let me just put it this way...
twinbuilder, you want to know how the anti-godmodders screwed up to make this timeline?
they let me switch sides.

The anti-godmodder powers are blown away as excess power explodes into all of the godmodders with such force as to destroy a planet... charges from all pro-godmdders charge instantly, and all attacks and summons come out at x999999999999999999999 the power until the end of this round.
let it begin...

All charges attempt to charge instantly... however without the cloak from your last post, Notch decides to interfere and stop them from doing so.
All attacks and summons will come out at the specified power until the end of the round

Quote from ninjatwist321

I begin to summon a meteor, and crash it into a random entity!

Your meteor, infused with massive godmodding hits a random.org decided entity. On a roll from 1 to 104... you get 73! It's an interceptor... I would feel just a bit unfair if it only killed one thing, so 30 of them die. THe reason it didn't do insane damage is because it should've only killed the one interceptor.

Adam Jensen scouts...
The Enderdragon kills another Void Ray.
I kill another void ray!
Hydralisks attack, taking out a void ray and 5 interceptors.
Hydralisks spawn

The fleet destroys the shield and deals 272,500 damage to the enderdragon.
THE Godmodder's hologram lifts an hand, and the carriers jam for an update


The Battlefield:
Protoss Mothership [50,000/75,000hp] [5,000 damage]
Protoss Carrier x9 [50,000/50,000hp] [Produces 4 interceptors/update]
Protoss Carrier x1 [45,000/50,000hp] [Produces 4 interceptors/update]
Protoss Interceptor x35 [1,000/1,000hp] [500 damage] [Maximum of 8 per Carrier]
Protoss Void Ray x14 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Protoss Tempest x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Crystal [250,000/250,000hp]
Adam Jensen [8,000/8,000hp] [5,000 damage] [Scouting: 2% chance to find crystal/update]
Mech Terror Enderdragon [52,500/500,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Nydus Worm [15,000/15,000hp] [8 hydralisks/update]
Hydralisk x13 [2,500/2,500hp] [2,500 damage]
THE Godmodder's Hologram
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Outside of Prison]

Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]

Inactives have been eliminated. I may have made mistakes.
Active Godmodders have gotten a health increase.