Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 1/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 1/?
==Actions==
Bender decides to use Bender's Gun to electrocute the WB-Mech instead of just shooting it, setting the current to EIGHT THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE KILOAMPS. He also uses Glittering Gold to heal Lothyra and himself and tries to find more sacred items.
Colossus Climb: 10/10!
Lothyra lands straight on the head of the WB-Mech. She then begins cutting a hole straight in its main head (the center one) with her plasma sword. Finally, once a hole has been cut, she uses the Origin Wands to create a Crtimist potion. She the drinks it and uses Antimatter RIP right into the exposed machinery. Then, she jumps off the WB-Mech, deploys a jetpack, and flies down to where Bender is.
Hey, why didn't you just jetpack all the way up to the G-Mech's head before it blew up?
Becuase doing a Colossus Climb is cool, and cool attacks seem to be more effective than practical ones.
Eh. Who cares? It's just a boss battle. I guess we really should relax... *MST3K theme song begins playing*
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 9/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 9/11)
"You done whining over there, boy? Welcome to the real world, where everything doesn't always go your way! You decided to play on the wrong side of the field, and now you'll pay for it. Oh, yeah, behind you."
K4yne and his robot turn around to notice that, somehow, while their backs were turned, immense quartz stones have mysteriously appeared behind them, nine in total, with stripes of Redstone close to the tips. They're obviously comically over-sized bowling pins, with them as the comically under-sized front pin(s). I proceed to pull out a massive obsidian bowling ball, suitable for knocking them over, in what is obviously a bowling attack to get revenge for the previous one that he attempted to use on me...At which point I reveal the bowling ruse was a distraction for the actual attack, as the turrets atop the bowling-pin like formations activate their hidden Level 3 sentry guns, with additional Soldier support. Soldiers with the Direct Hit, for the record. All sorts of deadly projectiles hurl themselves at K4yne and Robo-K with a fury all their own. Then the comically over-sized bowling pins themselves turn into comically over-sized rockets and rocket into K4yne and Robo-K headfirst while the Soldiers use the Equalizer Taunt, exploding furiously atop them. Then I hurl the comically over-sized obsidian bowling ball, which I deliberately angled to keep hidden the fact that it was actually a comically over-sized obsidian cartoon bomb (with explosives that can break obisidan), which goes off on K4yne and Robo-K as well after rolling them over. Lastly, I use Ceasefire on K4yne to wrap it up, making sure he gets the lesson up-close and personal. Hey, Irecreeper, Generic, mind giving K4yne a bad day as well?
I attempt to negotiate peace between Kayne and us AG players. I vow to refrain from obstructing his attacks, as long as he doesn't personally target me. I then decide to peacefully and calmly negotiate a reasonable end to this conflict. But then I realize that that's stupid and appearificate Cobalt's entire cache of fluoroantmonic acid into the space in the WB-Mech previously occupied by the Pale Valve. I make sure to then purify it and appearificate it back. I then kick the Mech for good measure. It suddenly tips over, in an UNSURPRISING DEVELOPMENT to which I react with GENUINE DISTRESS.
...Well this is awkward. Um. Sorry, looks like peace is definitely not the thing that is happening here. Truly, my apologies.I guess you'll just have to die then. Hm. Well I do have these octets. They're useless for magical/majyykal purposes right now, but I do know that they're undigestible. So... *Octets!* Huh. It sure sounded like an incredibly preposterous amount of octets just appeared in your stomach, and are now slicing your guts up. Wonder how that happened. Wait, I think I "misaimed" and they're actually just cutting up the WB-Mech. Well then.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 2/?
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 7/11
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I watch Tazz, Generic(?), and Kayne all fighting each other. I raise my palm into the air, and facepalm, slowly dragging my hand down the entirety of my face.
This is absolutely ridiculous, as well as morally reprehensible. He has every right to be angry, and now you are merely fighting each other, instead of furthering the goals of your own respective sides in a far more effective manner. Please stop.
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Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 2/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra uses the Origin Wands to create the Large Hadron Collider, then replaces all of the electromagnets in said collider with much more powerful ones and hooks it up to an antimatter reactor, and hooks up the beam output to iAntimak Carbine. She then fires the temporarily heavily-augmented iAntimak Carbine (once the particle beam has been accelerated to the maximum) at the WB-Mech. Bender turns his hindquarters into what powers iAntimak Carbine, then bumps them against the WB-Mech (the antimatter was shielded so that it would only annhilate when in contact with the WB-Mech).
HEY WB-MECH! BITE MY SHINY ANTIMATTER A-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
His consciousness then downloads into a new body, which picks up Bender's Gun and fires it at the WB-Mech, just for good measure.
I DISPATCH the nearest entity with a swift blow from Caledball.
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Astria's Dreamscape: Another troll is sitting in a chair across from Astria, a younger one. A troll with eyes that occasionally flash orchid.
Preston Cole: Raven does his best to grin at Eric despite the choking of the runes. His pale eyes flash green for a moment. So you think I'm lying, or bluffing. Heh. I've never met such egregious fools in my life.
I would release Astria's mind from my grip, if I could. But I'm just a servant of Paradox Space. Such is our nature, except Scratch, who's a special case in that he also serves another master. Sure, I COULD resist Paradox Space's will. But that never ends well. It results in a lot of death, including mine and yours. The only reason Build manages to serve his own agenda is that Minecraftia is only in the shadow of Paradox Space, not part of it. This is why there's a Guardian at all in Minecraftia; the shadow of Paradox Space sometimes encompasses it.
But I ramble. I could not release her without consequences. Paradox Space has an appointment with her. Sometimes, you need to learn when to give up, Eric.
xkcd && Gun 2/???
xkcd && (something that will produce an xkcdifier) 2/???
xkcd && Lancer 2/???
Note: xkcd encompasses: The webcomic itself, the What Ifs, the fora, xkcd: volume 0, and the What If book.
>Activating WHIRLY DOOM SCYTHE ALLCAPS PROTOCOL
>WHACKING A RANDOMLY-SELECTED MECH system.output.print(Math.random()*getMechsStillLiving();); WITH ALL THE ENDERDRAGON SCYTHES WHILE NETPATHAM USES TELESLASH LVL 10 FOR GOOD MEASURE.
I then whack the same mech with the all the scythes I can lay my hands on, with Origin Wand-ing up other scythes a large part of that equation. I then review the scythes I have.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
So apparently erelye has a regisword for cherubs. ...Hand it over. I draw the legendary Arcum Dei, one of Minecraftia's legendary weapons...probably. I attempt to barter for the sword, seeing as I doubt the usefulness of a cherub sword to him. Not that really any sword would be that useful... I should probably stop talking. Instead I just take out the legendary Bow of Zillytym, and pelt the G-Mech with arrows, stopping when it's almost dead. I've been enough of a glory hog. Plus Daybreak seems to have been confiscated by my future self... I probably shouldn't try to get a fifth Spoil anyways. Oh well. I pull out a familiar and corrupted-looking octet, as well as a radiantly glowing orb. I then absorb the orb, and power through the anti-luck barrier to attempt to use Jeffing Awesome, until it's revealed that... THE LUCK RUSE was a...DISTACTION, and instead I'm using DRILLGENERIGORG, using my drill to pierce the heavens and critically wounding the G-Mech, yet at the same time revealing that I pinched something back down there. A bit of Life, that someone else may take its. I then completely expend the Miniorb, healing both myself and the Mech. I then punch straight through it, and do an ACROBATIC FLIPPING PIROUETTE straight out of the Drillgenerigorg, gracefully landing on air with my rocket boots. I then destroy any ideas people might have about the G-Mech having undergarments, causing any wedgie-related attacks to fail. Mostly because that's a stupid way to kill something. I then prepare to slap Maniac and appearificate him to the corner of Godcraft with a dunce cap on his head if he ever attempts something that stupid.
GODSLAYR 1/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 3/9 (Lighty Octet)
You attempt to barter for the Cherub's Regisword with Gladius Dei! (Arcum Dei is one of TT's weapons.)
The Bow of Zillytym deals a memed 7,500 damage to the G-Mech!
I congratulate generic and vote for all players' SPECIALS. I then give the G-MECH a wedgie! If it doesn't have pants, I give it something AS PAINFUL AS A WEDGIE!
I switch the Twilisaber to sword, and slice straight through the ED-Mech.
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
Failed, since generic has demonstrated the G-Mech doesn't have undergarments! Since wedgies aren't very painful to robots, you lightly tap it on its foot, dealing 0 damage.
Twin, why did I take damage when I was protected? Did I do something, or...?
The Brainswitcher 2/8
Liquid Nest 2/11
+1 to Amp x2.
Thanks for informing me of my repetition. I'll try to cut down on the utilization of said things in the future.
@Generic: Sorry, but you'll have to play your own four games of eldritch chess. This seems useful, and I'd rather not just give it up immediately. I hope you understand.
I slip on the Black Ring as well. This seems to be a rather amazing thing. Upon doing so, I immediately activate it, hoping that the large amount of energy from the Inky Abyss I will be channeling does not kill me. Bluh. Anyways, I grab a large vial of Visink. The thick liquid is of standard quality, slightly above average. Good. Well, for me. I abruptly spin around, and smash the bottle against the WB-Mech via a throw. The Visink splatters satisfyingly across the mech. Nothing occurs for several moments. The tense silence is broken by the sound of arcane emanations. Aubergine sparks dance off of the robot, igniting into a full-fledged aura, twisting around the WB-Mech. However, the other half of the surface of the mech is filled by rapidly accelerating ink. The flowing liquid speeds around the Mech in a roughly elliptical orbit, at about the speed of sound. Slowly, a link to the Inky Abyss is forged through the ink. This link, due to the instability surrounding its creation, will only last approximately the duration of this attack. The corrupting energies flood through, warping the WB-Mech with the essence of a dimension inhospitable to any sentient beings, or robotic entities. Well, plane of the Void, but I digress. However, the stuff also sustains the real reason I work with copious amounts of the liquid: knowledge. Knowledge, evidently, is power, but NOT vice-versa. As such, I flood the ink with esoteric energy, causing it to exude a faint mauve aura. Instantaneously, the fluid ring emits a curse devised by me personally. The very foundations of the thing blow the WB-Mech into the ground. The swirling dichromatic aura becomes slightly more prominent, before smashing together, spraying Visink and regular ink everywhere. I avoid this, as the stuff is mildly corrosive at this point. The ink types proceed to glow two different colors. The Visink glows a bright, exuberant blue, and the regular stuff a candy red color. Their orbits slowly shrink, before they descend upon the Mech, vaporizing themselves in a blast of recondite energy. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Speaking of my above attack, do the effects of the Splash Black Potion and Black Ring stack? If they do, I will really need to be worried about dying of magic overexertion.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
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I look at Raven.
No, I'd rather we kept you at our mercy.
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Meanwhile, I pace in my room, having just returned from the common one. Last night was an absolute failure. I laid there for five hours before I realized it wasn't going to happen. My laptop charges on the table, and the Hazel Wand remains untouched, luckily. That thing is horrible. It augments the intensity of the voices, it gives me destructive urges, et cetera. It would be best if I refrained from going near it as long as elvenly possible. Alas, I know I'll have to touch it eventually. But, now, I think it's time to attempt to sleep once more. I have not slept for nearly two and a quarter enquier. It is painful to exist, yet I cannot sleep. I walk over to that absurd human contraption I am borrowing called a bed. That infernal thing is absolutely useless! How do people sleep that easily without awakening to psychic disturbances? Whatever. I slide under the covers, and stare at the ceiling for several moments, before rolling over to the right, facing the desk with the laptop. The door is diagonal from my current position, closed. I lay for several minutes.
This isn't going to work.
I'm going to have to find a way to get to sleep right now. I leap out of the infernal thing swiftly, and grab the Hazel Wand. From there, I slide back under the covers, and point the wand at my temples. I could easily blow my own head off, as it would not be Just, and certainly not Heroic. However, that is always risky. And kind of disturbing. However, it is an option. Or, I could merely knock myself out, or slow my brain activity to replicate alpha waves. Actually, that seems to be the best option. I give it a nonverbal incantation, and swiftly teleport the wand over to the table once more. My vision fades.
"One down, 3 to go, of which one of them is pretty much dead, and I so badly want the spoil of war, so I'll just wait for someone else to damage it a bit."
Godcraft: I grab out the genuine Pomson 9000, and adjust a few settings, then take aim at the Chaos Beasts. A strange pinkish colour, surrounded by streaks of white, shivers in the air... Suddenly, a black sawblade blasts out of the barrel, slicing through both of the Chaos Beasts! The damage indicator above each of them shows that I somehow did Bacon elemental damage. Wat. Hmmm... I wonder what the Godmodder's elemental resistances are...
WELL THEN, FOR THAT, YOU'LL NEED ME. BUT TO UNLOCK A BATTLE TECHNIQUE TREE SO THAT I CAN CHECK THEM, SEEING AS I'M A SEPARATE CHARACTER BY TECHNICALITY, I'LL HAVE TO DEAL DAMAGE FIRST. AN ORANGE EYE OF ENERGY FORMS ABOVE THE TOP OF THE WB-MECH, STARING AT IT, THEN FIRES A PIERCING BEAM DOWNWARDS.
Both Chaos Beasts killed!
If you want Orange Text Guy to be able to do Battle Techniques, then he will have to become your main character (like how Piono made Hank his main character). He will then have the same amount of Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi that you do, but they will be completely different in order to fit his character.
Of course, seeing as how I have no idea what he IS, you would be best off making his Special Attacks.
Oh god eldritch chess. My mind is not and likely never will be equipped for this. Luckily I seem to have gone Grimdark in some alternate timeline, one where perhaps events took a slightly different turn, and in turn you may have just as inexplicably gone Trickster. This probably didn't happen though. I guess they just fought someone else. Maybe Serpent. Anyways they appear to have a captchalogued version of Mate in Four. Also I just captcharoided the Regisword, so that entire timeline is pointless as ever now. Guess I'll get around to making it later. Gonna check the code for posterity, though.
Anyways these mechs are all rather intimidating. Kind of. Okay not whatsoever. Seriously though, the Godmodder's unoriginal. Has he EVER made an entity that isn't based on normal Minecraft mobs? I think not. The lazy man. Anyways I appearificate some parts out of the WB-Mech and it suddenly falls over. Huh. I then sendificate the Pale Valve into the gap those part previously occupied, and it suddenly goes off, spreading water through the Mech's entire body.
GODSLAYR 2/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Lighty Octet)
He made his house, he made the Voodoo Monument, and he made the ACN Turret Tank.
You use the Appearificator and the Pale Valve to deal 20,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
I test out the Constellate Pointer by flash-stepping to the edge of the Battlefield and aiming at the Minecraftian star υ Redstonis. This sets the bullet on a direct trajectory to one of the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then flash-step to another spot on the battlefield and fire the Constellate Pointer at another star, ζ Prismaris, which sets the bullet on a trajectory that causes it to land directly on the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire it once at the G-Mech. "This begins the Weapon Family Reunion!"
I then pull out Toxicide and all its predecessors and dissolve the text "RIP G-Mech" with fluoroantimonic acid in the back of the G-Mech. I then set it on fire with chlorine trifluoride and poison any living things inside with polonium-294.
I then continue to the Sharpener and all its predecessors. I shoot SCP-409 and SCP-009 shots at the G-Mech, crystallizing its entire outside and much of its inside due to the sharp bullets penetrating the G-Mech's internal systems.
I move on to Notch's Smiter. I pull it out and fire a holy arrow at the G-Mech. I then switch to the Kill Screen and all its predecessors and fire several viruses at the G-Mech and a single backdoor-creating trojan. It downloads hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of viruses into the G-Mech's system, causing it to crash!
I use the Remington 420 to fire DANK MEMES at the G-Mech, memeing the crap out of it and COMPOUNDING the memes on top of the memed status for BONUS DAMAGE! Finally, I fire a PURE TROLOLO bullet at the G-Mech! Some of the [PL]s swear they can see Eduard Khil's ghost float into the G-Mech and TROLOLO it! The trololo is real, and it destroys the G-Mech's internal coding and overheats it!
I then use the Nuclear Powersaw to cut holes in the G-Mech! I finally use Chemostriker to create a USB slot in the G-Mech by stabbing it once and using it as a USB slot, inserting the Bioterrorism USB into it and giving it an endless stream of viruses!
The pure awesomeness of this turns out to be a cheat code that creates an ample amount of each Sacred Item (or if it doesn't, I originwand up said ample amounts of Sacred Items) and I expend some of them to use COMBAT OPERANDI: TOTAL RANDOMNESS on the G-Mech with the cry of "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL ZORBEEZ!"
If I, for some reason, cannot perform the CO, I just use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UNICODE LV. 10: UNITED on the G-Mech instead!
If the G-Mech is dead, I target the WB-Mech instead.
The entire attack deals a memed 30,000 damage to the G-Mech, depleting its HP! It shudders and collapses into a very large ball, folding in on itself in the process. gutza falls to his death.
You create +15 of every Sacred Item!
> CobaltShade: COMBAT OPERANDI => TOTAL RANDOMNESS
You expend 7 Elf Tears, a Weasel Snot, and a Hog Slop!
Using complicated brewing methods, you successfully create a virus that can be used on organic and technological enemies, rotting their minds and turning them completely crazy! In a completely convoluted way of thinking, you decide that the best way to test out this virus is to use it on yourself! You drink it, and then double over in pain! You feel your mind spread in every conceivable direction as you enter TOTAL RANDOMNESS MODE!
This will strengthen your attacks for a few turns and will cause all your attacks to be completely random and chaotic! During this time, you can't use any other Special Attacks! It will wear off after a few turns.
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 7/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 7/11)
Spam Filter annihilating posts. I proceed to quickly fire at the G-Mech with the Excalibleep, then use Uncloseable on the G-Mech. If it dies, substitute G-Mech for ED-Mech.
You materialize a giant black gate that seems to have souls shifting in and out of its surface. Its lock is one of the biggest you have ever seen, and it is only after a good thirty minutes of adventuring that you find the key for it. Tentatively, you unlock the gate, which seems to lead to a startling black void. Then you release something... This isn't just a void. It's the Void! Which means that this is a Void Gate! Instantly, the unsurpassable horrors of the Void fly towards the ED-Mech and aggress it, dealing 20,000 damage! It is only with the combined efforts of all players that you are able to close the gate...
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump against a Chaos Beast, then retreat to the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere for cover. I then start work on some alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Iron Ingot = 1/??
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = 1/??
SCP Foundation Action: Noting that the Foundation Personnel are actually IRL forces aiding in the battle, a swarm of various supporting personnel join up with them, adding an extra Foundation Personnel unit and distracting against attacks on Foundation Personnel.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity switches its lightning guns over fully to lightning bolt launchers, then realizes that the Godmodder is the real threat, with the mechs as a distraction. A barrage of high-powered lightning rains down on the godmodder, distracting him from sonic impacts from the lightning and hopefully managing to connect with him. If that fails, the lightning energizes the ground to the point where an underground explosion occurs just as the godmodder thinks he is safe, blowing him into the air where another barrage of lightning impacts him in midair and slams him into the ground hard, stunning him so yet another barrage of lightning can hit home.
Perfect Sphere Actions: The Perfect Sphere heals the bridge, and the AF Peacekeepers ditch protection to run out and do what you would expect jet fighters to do against giant monsters mechs (namely, run in and launch suicidal strafing runs), forcing the Mechs to kill them first and making them harder to take out because of evasive maneuvers.
All Chaos Beasts are dead!
Cheap Sword && Iron Ingot = Iron Sword (Level 1: 1/2)
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = Chaotic Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
Extra Foundation Personnel added!
The Godmodder gets hit by every single one of the lightning bolts you send at him, and doesn't move an inch! It is only after your attack has stopped that you see what he is doing... Mastering the art of Lightningbending, he successfully redirects the lightning into space, creating an insanely huge lightning beam that damages the Unknown Entity!
CALCULATING DAMAGE DONE TO G-MECH...
ASSUMING ALL ATTACKS HAVE DONE MAXIMUM DAMAGE...
ASSUMING AVERAGE TECHNIQUELESS DAMAGE = 10000
65,500 - 10000 - 20000 - 10000 = 25,500
65,500 - 10000 - 40000 (IF COMBAT OPERANDI) - 10000 = 5,500
NOW IS THE TIME
Godcraft: I use COMBAT OPERANDI: CONSUME on the G-MECH, in a desperately calculated attempt to get at least ONE spoil of war. PLZ
I CONTRIBUTE DAMAGE TO THE G-MECH VIA DIGISTRUCTING AN RT-20 ANTI-MATERIAL SNIPER RIFLE AND FIRING AT THE G-MECH'S HEAD, SINCE I CANNOT DO A COMBAT OPERANDI YET.
This wasn't actually counted when I posted it. So again...
I use my Staff of Ysera's blade to cut open a section of the G-Mech's (or WB if G is dead) armor and then blast the exposed area full of flames.
Also, Twin, do you not like the fact that I've stored up so many potions? You had a potion of nectar do nothing, right?
Finally! This can go into a spoiler box again and not take up so much room!
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 72$ _ Wilson's charges A: 18/50, B: 18/50 (+4 from Piono, +2 from Fseftr)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x11 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Potion of (holy) wrath O0O Potion of Vis = ??? done
Awkward potion OOO diamond dust = ??? done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 4/8
Laiko climbs to the top of his store and looks through a small telescope he set up to get a better view of the battlefield. Unfortunately, his vision hadn't recovered enough to see much of the battle. But even so, it was very difficult so miss the fact a massive fight was taking place. He sighed and wandered back down. In all this chaos, he hoped Willow would be alright. In fact, he hoped everyone would be alright. But he knew he was being naive.
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
I don't mind that you've stored up so many potions. The reason the Potion of the Nectar failed was because it would pretty much break the game by allowing someone to instantly be able to use a Comb Rave.
POTION OF FURY: A powerful potion that strengthens its user's connection to magic, especially holy magic.
POTION OF ARMOR: A potion that, on use, slightly protects its user from attack.
I pull out the twin sickles that make up Cancer. These things are rather straightforward, compared to Bipolarity, or the hidden powers of Harbinger. I like them. Then, I look at the WB-Mech, and flash-step almost directly below it. Then, I streak into the air, emitting a gray aura, and moving at near the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, I am floating right before the WB-Mech. Of course, the telekinetic ability of this thing is rather limited. Instead of applying my far greater prowess, I merely clamber upon the mech itself, holding the sickles. My wards sustain me, blocking out the obscene amounts of withering energy this thing possesses. I suddenly leap off of the side, spinning around. As I do so, Cancer slices into the mech, leaving two deep gashes as I slide down. With some difficulty, I pull one of the sickles out of the robot, and then the other. At this point, I levitate into the air. I grab the first thing I think of interconnected with it within my inventory. Therefore, I pull out Harbinger. Excellent. I know apexactly what I could do with two sword blades. As such, I fly swiftly over to the front of the WB-Mech, and separate the two swords. Tilting my hand, I stab each one into one of the eye sockets on the central head of the WB-Mech, before drawing them out, and sheathing them. That was mildly intriguing. Afterwards, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier, a weapon far more suited to me than any melee ones. I point the ebony cue at the WB-Mech, examining the english aura emitting off of it. I promptly wave the long rod. A blast of English energy shaped in a manner roughly visually akin to a sphere explodes from the tip, streaking towards the WB-Mech as well. Of course, not even this energy can leave my presence without suffering some indication of my eldritch knowledge. The english energy fades to a deep black, and then strikes the WB-Mech. I replace the Bowtier with absolutely nothing. Of course, I do not need anything to deal damage. Therefore, I pull out a Void Jar of Alienis essentia, to please the Outer Gods. I toss the thing on the ground, and listen to the sound of the recently-unwarded jar breaking. The stuff begins to evaporate. As it does, my Grimdark aura reignites itself, sucking in all the light around it. I cause the cloud of essentia to combust with my mind, watching it all disappear all the while. Suddenly, all light on the planet dissipates, save for the burning of the flame caused by the combustion. Slowly, a tentacle crawls out of it, and then another. Soon thereafter, a rather large fraction of some eldritch being has emerged from the depths. Of course, it is a lesser being, only capable of merely killing half of us. The beast, obscured by the lacking of light, darts into the shadows. In a flash of arcane light, the WB-Mech is illuminated briefly. I stare at it for several seconds, and notice an ooze coming out of its body. A dank looking, slightly viscous liquid, evidently. I cannot identify it. The fluid begins dripping slowly from the robot's every orifice, horrifically replaying the final death-throes of those who were originally slain to obtain the fluid in the minds of all nearby, which is to say everyone on the Battlefield. The light is abruptly snuffed out. Ten minutes later, the fire fades away, leaving the server in complete and utter darkness for thirty seconds, when the nighttime light is restored. The WB-Mech lies upon the ground. Or rather, scraps spread across a five meter area, mutilated beyond recognition. The area is damp with some unknown liquid, of high viscosity, and a neutral color.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks once more, channeling the energy of the Green Sun slightly more than I did earlier, to maximize healing. If I do not require healing for some reason, I heal anybody who needs it, primarily players with low health.
—
The slap is quick. Enough to leave behind a sting after jolting me awake, but not nearly enough to bruise. Swift, and business-like. I open my mouth, but a hand covers it, and then moves away. Without opening my eyes, I attempt to grab my wand, but realize that there is some pressure on both of my wrists, disabling my ability to move them. My eyes flutter open. The first thing I see is Navela's face. Within that second of attempting to speak, move, and escape, I look up at her. I mutter a surprised obscenity, and realize that it has literally been an hour since I slowed my brain activity with a spell. One in the morning, and utterly dark. Anyhow, Navela has pinned both of my wrists down, knees on either side of my stomach. She looks... somewhat serious.
What the *-
Her hand briefly leaves one of my wrists to cover my mouth once more, before returning to my wrist, just as I attempt to escape.
Engie, you haven't gotten any spoils? Well, I hope your trick works. Anyway, I throw the following at the WB-Mech at 0.99c, or the ED-Mech if the WB-Mech is somehow dead:
The village of Hell in Norway, the commune of Othe in north-eastern France, a chunk of rhenium, a screensaver file, a UBS machine gun (non-functioning, modified to explode on impact at high velocity), a book composed entirely of the word "its", the river Eem in the Netherlands, the commune of Sy in France, the islet of Oua in Tuvalu, a marimba D key, a 10:1 scale model of José Martí International Airport, the three letters "ING", a DVD of the Spongebob episode F.U.N., the village of But in Poland, a Dynasty IT, a 10:1 scale model of Cibao International Airport, a model of methionine, a statue of Odie from Garfield and every album titled "Now".
It identifies each of the things I throw at it and... wait...
Hell Othe Re .scr UBS its Eem Sy Oua Re HAV ING F.U.N. But IT STI Met Odie Now
"Hello there, scrubs. It seems you are having fun. But it's time to die now."
As soon as the Mech decodes this, the collection of alchemies consisting of all my ranged alchemies (Toxicide and predecessors, Kill Screen and predecessors, Sharpener and predecessors, Billy Bazooka, Remington 420, Constellate Pointer) somehow all in my hands begins to fire at rapid rates in perfect synchrony, riddling the Mechs with bullets!
13,000 damage to the WB-Mech! Additional 4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
I realise I could do more damage by attacking with a weapon while ON the pogo!
I take out another plain pogo like the one i started with.
Pogo && Hammer= Pogo Hammer 1/2?
Ingotspiker || Dentist Drill = The Root Canal 3/6
I begin jumping so high with my pogo to the point that I jumped so high into space, but then l fall off my pogo and crash back down onto the Earth as a flamming meteor right into the mechs! Ouch!
I edit a bit of code with the Unicoder. Suddenly, an array of U+1F6E1 🛡 SHIELDs appear in front of the [PL]s, shielding them from one attack each. An array of U+1F759 🝙 ALCHEMICAL SYMBOLs FOR BRICK rise out of the ground to create a brick wall, shielding any one of them from a single attack before breaking. (That is to say, if any attack is targeted at any NPC player, the brick wall intercepts and is destroyed.) The characters are made from pure code essence.
I bite the G-MECH in its knee to establish hat superiority.
I then drink a Potion of Instant Health II
Rose's Thorn complete!
Morning Chair Complete!
The Metalbender 7/9
Amethyst-top && Supercomputer Australian Icepicker && Blizzard Staff[/url] Long live the Queen 14/30
Deerclops 14/20
+3 HP to you!
ROSE'S THORN: A whip composed entirely out of withered plants and flowers. When it comes into contact with an organic substance, it will heavily mutate it. If it has prolonged contact with one, it will eventually make a copy of it that will fight for its maker. The whip can also fire long bursts of projectiles.
MORNING CHAIR: The Arachnichair, made out of the fabric of Up 'Till Dawn.
Amethyst-Top && Supercomputer = Superamethyest-Top (Level 4: 1/5)
The Australian Icepicker && Blizzard Staff = The Southern Tundra (Level 6: 1/7)
How do you get this shielding? It seems very important to not dying...
I use WORLD WAR: LEVEL 2: CROSSOVER on the WB-mech!
You just create shielding yourself.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 WORLD WAR - CROSSOVER
Suddenly, a set of three portals appear behind you! Out of one, a legion of Koopas appears! Out of another, a legion of Spycrabs appears! Out of the last, a legion of Slimes draw near! In a stunning Mario/TF2/Dragon Quest crossover, the three armies aggress the WB-Mech and deal 10,000 damage using shells, knifes, and sliminess!
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 8/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 8/11)
TT, in order to gain shielding, you must post an attempt to defend yourself from (an) attack through various means. I proceed to demonstrate this by quickly grabbing both my Torgue Alchemies and the Golden Globe, then channeling energy through them. Soon enough, projections of Mister Tourge High-Five Flexington and Saxton Hale, both made of continuous and perfectly-shaped explosions, appear in front of their respective alchemies. They're not the real deals, that would just be plain silly. The projections then wind up punches at one another, then send them rocketing to their foe, both fists colliding in midair fiercely. It's the most manly fistbump ever witnessed, and the result creates a massive continuous explosion wall, directly in front of of me and TT. This will not only shield me and TT from attack, it will also damage whatever attacks it for actual damage.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the WB Mech
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x38, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 5/11
The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers 5/8
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 9/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 7/11
+2 to Irecreeper
Remington 420
I hold the Remington 420 in my hands. I assume it is a gun, and I shoot the G-MECH with it, avenging the memebase by shooting DANK L337 HEADSHOT NOSCOPES!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 22/30
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 22/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 21/30
Bender alchemizes Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System (what do you think the ventilation system was for?) and Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module. He then shoots the WB-Mech with Bender's Gun.
HARM-OR-HEAL MODULE: A device meant to be attached to healing weapons like a medigun. It allows the weapon to be able to hram a target's body as well as heal it, and has a toggle-able button that switches between the two modes.
Colossus Climb: 9/10 (somebody helped me)
Lothyra makes it to the G-Mech's chest before stopping.
Hmm. It seems that the G-Mech is about to die. I shall have to use my final attack on another one. But how would I get all the way over... I know.
She then aims her Antimak Carbine at the G-Mechs chest, and uses Antichamber. The blast sends her flying in the air, headed straight for the WB-Mech (the flying is just flavor text. Antichamber actually deals damage.)
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard myself and another player with ultramarine
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x39, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 1/? (I'd like an alchemy to enable me to use all of my critmist potions at once.)
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 6/11
You guard yourself and Erelye!
Crits don't stack, but whatever. (The highest damage modifier you can have is x2.)
I wither a field of grass with a sacrificial ritual to energize the Golden Sunsticks, which I use to heal myself. Using the residual energy, I refill all of the Sacred Items, if at all possible.
I draw the Thorns of Oglogoth. I turn to face the WB-Mech. I shall continue to attack this thing, as I have been doing for the past seven enquier, until either it dies, or I do (and it will likely by the latter, at this point). An amazing usage of my time. Anyhow, I flick the Thorns upwards. A stream of dark energy flows off of each individual needle as I do so, fused with the energy of the Furthest Ring. I examine the auras, thinking. Abruptly, I wave the twin needlewands to the left. Streams of Grimdark magic blaze off the ends, forming a sort of streak in the air. I release the excess energy as I do so, and two blasts of dark energy burst from the tips of the needles, arcing into the WB-Mech. Upon striking the robot, the bolts emit a pulsation of eldritch knowledge, before exploding, directly before the unfortunate mech. Sadly, I cannot go much further with this course of action. As such, I release the eldritch explosions, watching them fade away, before drawing the Cherub's Regisword. Just holding this thing is absolutely revolting. The... happiness. Disgusting. Therefore, I block out the majority of emotional stimulus with a curse, and flash-step below the WB-Mech. I momentarily contemplate methods of attack, before disappearing. Tendrils of violet magic appear, swirling about in a defined area just above the WB-Mech. I appear within the aforementioned tendrils, and they vanish. At this point, I promptly land on top of the Mech, and begin stabbing and slicing it with remarkable skill for one who devotes most of their time to the arcane. After several seconds, around nineteen slashes on top of the central head of the mech have been cut, and the red-and-green energy seeps into the wounds, pouring into the vile robot. I sink the blade directly into the top of the WB-Mech, noting that there is virtually no resistance. With some difficulty, I manage to pull the blade out of the mech's head, before proceeding to jump off of the thing. The amethyst tendrils surrounding me get wildly restless, and stretch over to the mech as I fall, melting through the metal with relative ease. With my free hand, I cast a curse of fragility upon the WB-Mech, allowing me to stab the thing directly in its left eye socket (on the middle head) as I fall. The blade of the Regisword cleaves through the metal as I fall, slicing a clean gash into it, wherein the cherubic energy seeps in, fusing to create destructive explosion due to my mental manipulations. When I slide to the point where that head meets the rest of the body (I won't call it a neck, as I am not certain it is one), I do one of two things. Firstly, if the health is low enough, I promptly pull the Regisword out of the mech, and decapitate it. However, if the WB-Mech's health is not low enough, I merely stare at the robot for several seconds. A familiar monochromatic violet color coats my eyes, emitting the occasional spark of psionic electricity. Two monolithic optic blasts erupt from my eyes, striking the mech at point-blank range. I de-equip the Regisword, and teleport to the ground.
I then cast Horrorterror on the WB-Mech. If my attempt to restore Sacred Items succeeded, I cast Woegothics on it instead.
~~~
((I'm putting a break here to distinguish between attack and defense.))
I pour a bottle of Visink on the ground. Then, I activate the Black Ring, preparing to amplify the energy of my ink-based defense. Upon doing this, a pale white aura surrounds the pool of Visink, levitating it into the air. I telekinetically expand the Visink to surround me in a sort of rough dome shape. Then, electrical bolts of green plasma race across the surface of the sphere, energizing it with the power of the Green Sun. Finally, I forge a link to the Inky Abyss with minor difficulty, causing the Visink dome to transform into a literal circular portal to the Abyss, transporting all who touch it there, leaving me within. This should serve to protect me more than what I attempted last turn.
> R. K.: Removes anything that could defend The_Noonexistant_Tazz from my upcoming revenge attack with Technoscience 1.2.
> K4yne: I rip Tazz's head off and go bowling with it. I punch his head into a round shape to do it. The pins are are activated blocks of TNT.
"I remind you that you, generic and Irecreeper are ALWAYS unfairly sabotaging ME you leetle leetle baby IDIOT! All YOUR sabotaging attempts are greenlighted and you can do what you want to annoy me! No fun! Stop your BEEP or we will play this game by MY rules in the future! Get lost."
STRIKE! There goes the bowling alley! And Tazz's head! And his body! And nothing happened to me since it's my attack. Hooray!
The Godmodder glares at you and strikes you on the head with the Banhammer! He then whacks Tazz and generic too! It doesn't deal any damage, but it hurts... He says that if he catches anyone PvPing after this, he won't be so lenient, no matter who's doing it!
xkcd && (something that will produce an xkcdifier) 1/???
xkcd && Lancer 1/???
0>Shielding active. SHIELDING.
I arm all the extant HALI arrays with thousands of my entire alchemy list. At which point they open fire on the G-Mech, cutting chunks out with the teleporty thing of 4 Elements and the Chaos-y thing from Black Snow and displacing the mech (so that the returning chunks simply fall to the ground) with explosive fire from Lancer.
I then quickly craft a lot of pumpkin pies and scoop out their filling to refill the Pie Filling, make some Hog Slop, and give some weasels an extremely nasally problematic cold. I don't know where to get Elf Tears---Wait, Lothyra, would you mind sniffing this onion? Thank you.
I then use the Hard-Light Gun on the G-Mech and toss the Spoil to engie.
"You can have this one. Not particularly interested in the thing. I have my own."
How in the world can you alchemize something with xkcd?
Spoils of War are not meant to be traded around freely! The one time I organized a trading event, it was to give away spoils from people who had left the game.
((I OOC vote for all four of the players to use their abilities against the mechs. Also, twin, you STILL haven't responded to the PM. Seriously.))
Preston Cole: Eric glares at Raven, and nods at Kalare's comment.
He's right, I don't trust you, and would rather you stayed where we can avoid innocent casualties if it comes to dispatching you.
I will let you down
Not a moment before.
I might let you go even without proving trustworthy, but it will not be with the ability to return to the Preston Cole.
And so help me if Astria does not come out of the dreamscape unharmed, I will tear your soul out of that pitiful corpse you call a body, and feed it to the things so horrifying that the greatest horror terrors themselves would go insane from looking upon them.
Start talking.
Broken Anachronism suddenly appears in Eric's hand. Now.
Godcraft:
Hank hovers in the air, rather surprised at what his lvl10 battle technique did.
...
That was disconcerting.
Even for this place.
Hank shrugs and zooms back in towards the WB mech, (for this attack, replace WB with ED in all sentences if the WB mech is dead already) with the breaker blade brandished, smashes a huge gash in the front of the central head, puts the sword away, pulls out the emerald nova, and loads in some specialist rounds.
Hank then performs Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell with the emerald nova, using incendiary rounds, right into the massive gash in the WB-mech's head.
If this attack reduces the mech to low enough health for a finisher, Hank takes the emerald nova right as it turns back into its staff form, and smashes it into the WB mech's head so hard, that it comes flying clean off.
Punk.
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
7,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
The Emerald Nova amplifies the attack so it deals 30,000 damage!
You grasp the Emerald Nova as it turns back into staff form and whack the WB-Mech's heads off! The remainder of its body folds into a sphere, its HP depleted!
On the off-chance that the G-Mech is still unslain, I shoot it with the Dynamic Deathbringer, then shatter its undead biomechanics with Black! {A sword, was it not? Or perhaps a bow?}
I roll the Chthonic Octave at the Mechs!
Dual Thanoscythes && Helsilver Filigree && So, I sawed most of the handles off because the handles on scythes would suck to fight with one at a time, let alone dual-wielded, but weird scythe-sword thingies make a lot of sense. 1/?
"W3lcome 7o the An4chron, Mister Red. You hav3 authoriz4tion for magic up to tier 7hree, plus justifi4b11e self-def3nce measure5, though I do not b3lieve such wi1l be nece5sary."
The elevator reaches the bottom, depositing us in a short corridor ending in a crew airlock.
The Mech's anti-luck aura scrambles all octets, disabling them!
Dual Thanoscythes && Helsilver Filigree && What exactly is your third component supposed to be? = Unknown
Smash Ball && Anachron-Standard Mini Nuclear Device && RE-666 Fuel Rod = The Crashlander (Level 10: 1/11)
Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 1/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 1/?
==Actions==
Bender decides to use Bender's Gun to electrocute the WB-Mech instead of just shooting it, setting the current to EIGHT THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE KILOAMPS. He also uses Glittering Gold to heal Lothyra and himself and tries to find more sacred items.
Colossus Climb: 10/10!
Lothyra lands straight on the head of the WB-Mech. She then begins cutting a hole straight in its main head (the center one) with her plasma sword. Finally, once a hole has been cut, she uses the Origin Wands to create a Crtimist potion. She the drinks it and uses Antimatter RIP right into the exposed machinery. Then, she jumps off the WB-Mech, deploys a jetpack, and flies down to where Bender is.
Hey, why didn't you just jetpack all the way up to the G-Mech's head before it blew up? Becuase doing a Colossus Climb is cool, and cool attacks seem to be more effective than practical ones. Eh. Who cares? It's just a boss battle. I guess we really should relax... *MST3K theme song begins playing*
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 9/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 9/11)
"You done whining over there, boy? Welcome to the real world, where everything doesn't always go your way! You decided to play on the wrong side of the field, and now you'll pay for it. Oh, yeah, behind you."
K4yne and his robot turn around to notice that, somehow, while their backs were turned, immense quartz stones have mysteriously appeared behind them, nine in total, with stripes of Redstone close to the tips. They're obviously comically over-sized bowling pins, with them as the comically under-sized front pin(s). I proceed to pull out a massive obsidian bowling ball, suitable for knocking them over, in what is obviously a bowling attack to get revenge for the previous one that he attempted to use on me...At which point I reveal the bowling ruse was a distraction for the actual attack, as the turrets atop the bowling-pin like formations activate their hidden Level 3 sentry guns, with additional Soldier support. Soldiers with the Direct Hit, for the record. All sorts of deadly projectiles hurl themselves at K4yne and Robo-K with a fury all their own. Then the comically over-sized bowling pins themselves turn into comically over-sized rockets and rocket into K4yne and Robo-K headfirst while the Soldiers use the Equalizer Taunt, exploding furiously atop them. Then I hurl the comically over-sized obsidian bowling ball, which I deliberately angled to keep hidden the fact that it was actually a comically over-sized obsidian cartoon bomb (with explosives that can break obisidan), which goes off on K4yne and Robo-K as well after rolling them over. Lastly, I use Ceasefire on K4yne to wrap it up, making sure he gets the lesson up-close and personal. Hey, Irecreeper, Generic, mind giving K4yne a bad day as well?
The Godmodder once again whacks you upside the head.
I attempt to negotiate peace between Kayne and us AG players. I vow to refrain from obstructing his attacks, as long as he doesn't personally target me. I then decide to peacefully and calmly negotiate a reasonable end to this conflict. But then I realize that that's stupid and appearificate Cobalt's entire cache of fluoroantmonic acid into the space in the WB-Mech previously occupied by the Pale Valve. I make sure to then purify it and appearificate it back. I then kick the Mech for good measure. It suddenly tips over, in an UNSURPRISING DEVELOPMENT to which I react with GENUINE DISTRESS.
...Well this is awkward. Um. Sorry, looks like peace is definitely not the thing that is happening here. Truly, my apologies.I guess you'll just have to die then. Hm. Well I do have these octets. They're useless for magical/majyykal purposes right now, but I do know that they're undigestible. So... *Octets!* Huh. It sure sounded like an incredibly preposterous amount of octets just appeared in your stomach, and are now slicing your guts up. Wonder how that happened. Wait, I think I "misaimed" and they're actually just cutting up the WB-Mech. Well then.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 2/?
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 7/11
Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 2/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra uses the Origin Wands to create the Large Hadron Collider, then replaces all of the electromagnets in said collider with much more powerful ones and hooks it up to an antimatter reactor, and hooks up the beam output to iAntimak Carbine. She then fires the temporarily heavily-augmented iAntimak Carbine (once the particle beam has been accelerated to the maximum) at the WB-Mech. Bender turns his hindquarters into what powers iAntimak Carbine, then bumps them against the WB-Mech (the antimatter was shielded so that it would only annhilate when in contact with the WB-Mech).
HEY WB-MECH! BITE MY SHINY ANTIMATTER A-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
His consciousness then downloads into a new body, which picks up Bender's Gun and fires it at the WB-Mech, just for good measure.
I DISPATCH the nearest entity with a swift blow from Caledball.
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Astria's Dreamscape: Another troll is sitting in a chair across from Astria, a younger one. A troll with eyes that occasionally flash orchid.
Preston Cole: Raven does his best to grin at Eric despite the choking of the runes. His pale eyes flash green for a moment. So you think I'm lying, or bluffing. Heh. I've never met such egregious fools in my life.
You kill Stitch! He would have disappeared anyway...
xkcd && Gun 2/???
xkcd && (something that will produce an xkcdifier) 2/???
xkcd && Lancer 2/???
Note: xkcd encompasses: The webcomic itself, the What Ifs, the fora, xkcd: volume 0, and the What If book.
>Activating WHIRLY DOOM SCYTHE ALLCAPS PROTOCOL
>WHACKING A RANDOMLY-SELECTED MECH system.output.print(Math.random()*getMechsStillLiving();); WITH ALL THE ENDERDRAGON SCYTHES WHILE NETPATHAM USES TELESLASH LVL 10 FOR GOOD MEASURE.
I then whack the same mech with the all the scythes I can lay my hands on, with Origin Wand-ing up other scythes a large part of that equation. I then review the scythes I have.
It would work better if you alchemized with a flash drive that has all of xkcd on it.
The second Impetus Comb is filled completely! Its ripe Jocose Honey hovers over the Lazy Susan of Endowment once again, and work starts on the third! I'll change the way how I pick Comb Raves because of demand: anyone who wants to use their Comb Rave this turn will say so, and I will decide who uses it from there based on random.org.
All AG forces deal 49,000 damage to the ED-Mech! The Bridge is repaired for +10,000 HP!
The ED-Mech uses Finale once again, COMPLETELY decimating the AG forces! The Players are protected, but Limon and the Foundation Personnel die! In addition, the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere is destroyed! The Godmodder kills all of the now-vulnerable players, who use up a respawn each!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the EN-Mech!
> AGs: Defend all AG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the EN-Mech!
THE TRIALS:
==> I. FINAL WAVE .I <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 151,100/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
OBJECTION! A Potion of Nectar, while seeming to be related to Pang Nectar on the surface, is in fact not related to Comb Raves whatsoever! Therefore I demand to be compensated in health for your negligence! About 3, thank you. Also... I wasn't attempting to roll the octets. I was merely using them as incredibly (i fail counted)ty caltrops, which could still cause damage to the mech! I then appearificate every piece of machinery out of the ED-Mech's spine-analogue.
Erelye, may I, perchance, take a picture of that Regisword? Just to look it over.
MONADOII: 1/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 6/9 (Solar Octet)
By the way may I request the description of the Windy Octet?
I finish my Pogo hammer, but we all know the next upgrade is better.
Pogo Hammer || Iron Ingot = The Wrinklef....uh...come up with a better name Twin. 1/3
I bounce insanely high by hitting the ground with the Pogo Hammer, then I take out my sharp Ingotspiker and dive straight into a mech's skull...? Well their head. You get the point.
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If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Daw! A B-!?
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
However many things that are scythes that have been produced. Because I just Origin Wanded them. If not, I own the Enderdragon Scythe...And that's it apparently.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
My Action: I get pissed off that the ED-mech used Finale to blow up the bridge, and use Battle Technique: Terajump on it.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-539 is used to distract the godmodder (due to SCP-539's nature, the godmodder's attempts to ignore the distraction will be met with bigger distractractions), allowing MTF-32 "Divide and Conquer" time to load the WB-Mech onto SCP-1543-J-01 (SCP-1543-J-02 is in space) and throw the WB-Mech into the sun to nullify its final attack.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity is severely damaged by the lightning blast. In response, it reveals its identity as the Executor, feared leader of the Aureus. It then summons an Aureus Sidus to attack the godmodder's forces. The sidus has high health and regenerates it all in a single turn if not killed, but has a notable lack of damage (FYI, its basically a spinning star-shaped ship that only moves by teleporting).
Objection! You forgot that the AF Peacekeepers were ordered to rush the mechs and distract them, and they were ignored and not killed.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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My third "component" was Redeyes literally cutting all but the last foot of the handles off the scythes before sticking them in the Alchemiter, rendering them more like strangely shaped swords. Trust me, a scythe would suck to use as a weapon, I've handled one in reality,and they're hard to use even for their intended purpose.
The Crashlander 2/11
All charges progress.
I deploy my Sound of Silence as a hololithic shield, then point out that the point of the Demimech/APAWA and all 60-ish posts of charge I've put into it is to give me an "Armored" tag, and/or possibly some shields, when I have a health bar. And some other stuff, but mainly that. {Edit, not that Redeyes is wearing it, but still, it had no effect when I was fighting as Amp.}
Dark Matter Propulsion System: 8/10
Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 1/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 1/?
==Actions==
Bender decides to use Bender's Gun to electrocute the WB-Mech instead of just shooting it, setting the current to EIGHT THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE KILOAMPS. He also uses Glittering Gold to heal Lothyra and himself and tries to find more sacred items.
Colossus Climb: 10/10!
Lothyra lands straight on the head of the WB-Mech. She then begins cutting a hole straight in its main head (the center one) with her plasma sword. Finally, once a hole has been cut, she uses the Origin Wands to create a Crtimist potion. She the drinks it and uses Antimatter RIP right into the exposed machinery. Then, she jumps off the WB-Mech, deploys a jetpack, and flies down to where Bender is.
Hey, why didn't you just jetpack all the way up to the G-Mech's head before it blew up?
Becuase doing a Colossus Climb is cool, and cool attacks seem to be more effective than practical ones.
Eh. Who cares? It's just a boss battle. I guess we really should relax... *MST3K theme song begins playing*
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = Tetrixcalibur (Level 10: 6/11)
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 9/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 9/11)
"You done whining over there, boy? Welcome to the real world, where everything doesn't always go your way! You decided to play on the wrong side of the field, and now you'll pay for it. Oh, yeah, behind you."
K4yne and his robot turn around to notice that, somehow, while their backs were turned, immense quartz stones have mysteriously appeared behind them, nine in total, with stripes of Redstone close to the tips. They're obviously comically over-sized bowling pins, with them as the comically under-sized front pin(s). I proceed to pull out a massive obsidian bowling ball, suitable for knocking them over, in what is obviously a bowling attack to get revenge for the previous one that he attempted to use on me...At which point I reveal the bowling ruse was a distraction for the actual attack, as the turrets atop the bowling-pin like formations activate their hidden Level 3 sentry guns, with additional Soldier support. Soldiers with the Direct Hit, for the record. All sorts of deadly projectiles hurl themselves at K4yne and Robo-K with a fury all their own. Then the comically over-sized bowling pins themselves turn into comically over-sized rockets and rocket into K4yne and Robo-K headfirst while the Soldiers use the Equalizer Taunt, exploding furiously atop them. Then I hurl the comically over-sized obsidian bowling ball, which I deliberately angled to keep hidden the fact that it was actually a comically over-sized obsidian cartoon bomb (with explosives that can break obisidan), which goes off on K4yne and Robo-K as well after rolling them over. Lastly, I use Ceasefire on K4yne to wrap it up, making sure he gets the lesson up-close and personal. Hey, Irecreeper, Generic, mind giving K4yne a bad day as well?
...Well this is awkward. Um. Sorry, looks like peace is definitely not the thing that is happening here. Truly, my apologies.I guess you'll just have to die then. Hm. Well I do have these octets. They're useless for magical/majyykal purposes right now, but I do know that they're undigestible. So... *Octets!* Huh. It sure sounded like an incredibly preposterous amount of octets just appeared in your stomach, and are now slicing your guts up. Wonder how that happened. Wait, I think I "misaimed" and they're actually just cutting up the WB-Mech. Well then.
GODSLAYR 3/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Lighty Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x40, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 1 potion of critmist
Potion Storage Container AND Airstrike Beacon 2/?
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 7/11
This is absolutely ridiculous, as well as morally reprehensible. He has every right to be angry, and now you are merely fighting each other, instead of furthering the goals of your own respective sides in a far more effective manner. Please stop.
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Dark Matter Propulsion System: 9/10
Ventgel Spaceship Hull -c Life Support System: 2/4
Glittering Gold & Mini Antimak & Harm-Or-Heal Module: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra uses the Origin Wands to create the Large Hadron Collider, then replaces all of the electromagnets in said collider with much more powerful ones and hooks it up to an antimatter reactor, and hooks up the beam output to iAntimak Carbine. She then fires the temporarily heavily-augmented iAntimak Carbine (once the particle beam has been accelerated to the maximum) at the WB-Mech. Bender turns his hindquarters into what powers iAntimak Carbine, then bumps them against the WB-Mech (the antimatter was shielded so that it would only annhilate when in contact with the WB-Mech).
HEY WB-MECH! BITE MY SHINY ANTIMATTER A-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
His consciousness then downloads into a new body, which picks up Bender's Gun and fires it at the WB-Mech, just for good measure.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I slice the WB-Mech's spine with the Twilisaber.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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Astria's Dreamscape: Another troll is sitting in a chair across from Astria, a younger one. A troll with eyes that occasionally flash orchid.
Preston Cole: Raven does his best to grin at Eric despite the choking of the runes. His pale eyes flash green for a moment. So you think I'm lying, or bluffing. Heh. I've never met such egregious fools in my life.
I would release Astria's mind from my grip, if I could. But I'm just a servant of Paradox Space. Such is our nature, except Scratch, who's a special case in that he also serves another master. Sure, I COULD resist Paradox Space's will. But that never ends well. It results in a lot of death, including mine and yours. The only reason Build manages to serve his own agenda is that Minecraftia is only in the shadow of Paradox Space, not part of it. This is why there's a Guardian at all in Minecraftia; the shadow of Paradox Space sometimes encompasses it.
But I ramble. I could not release her without consequences. Paradox Space has an appointment with her. Sometimes, you need to learn when to give up, Eric.
Oh no
More Level 6 Tucker's Kobolds 3/50
Dungeon 3/50
xkcd && Gun 2/???
xkcd && (something that will produce an xkcdifier) 2/???
xkcd && Lancer 2/???
Note: xkcd encompasses: The webcomic itself, the What Ifs, the fora, xkcd: volume 0, and the What If book.
>Activating WHIRLY DOOM SCYTHE ALLCAPS PROTOCOL
>WHACKING A RANDOMLY-SELECTED MECH system.output.print(Math.random()*getMechsStillLiving();); WITH ALL THE ENDERDRAGON SCYTHES WHILE NETPATHAM USES TELESLASH LVL 10 FOR GOOD MEASURE.
I then whack the same mech with the all the scythes I can lay my hands on, with Origin Wand-ing up other scythes a large part of that equation. I then review the scythes I have.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You attempt to barter for the Cherub's Regisword with Gladius Dei! (Arcum Dei is one of TT's weapons.)
The Bow of Zillytym deals a memed 7,500 damage to the G-Mech!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
Memed 30,000 damage to the G-Mech!
+3 HP to you! +10,000 HP to the G-Mech!
The punch deals a memed 4,500 damage to the G-Mech!
GODSLAYR = Mousecannon (Level 3: 1/4)
You respawn.
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
Failed, since generic has demonstrated the G-Mech doesn't have undergarments! Since wedgies aren't very painful to robots, you lightly tap it on its foot, dealing 0 damage.
12,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
That was my fault. +15 HP to you!
11,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
They don't stack.
You fully heal yourself!
Both Chaos Beasts killed!
If you want Orange Text Guy to be able to do Battle Techniques, then he will have to become your main character (like how Piono made Hank his main character). He will then have the same amount of Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi that you do, but they will be completely different in order to fit his character.
Of course, seeing as how I have no idea what he IS, you would be best off making his Special Attacks.
He made his house, he made the Voodoo Monument, and he made the ACN Turret Tank.
You use the Appearificator and the Pale Valve to deal 20,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
The entire attack deals a memed 30,000 damage to the G-Mech, depleting its HP! It shudders and collapses into a very large ball, folding in on itself in the process. gutza falls to his death.
You create +15 of every Sacred Item!
> CobaltShade: COMBAT OPERANDI => TOTAL RANDOMNESS
You expend 7 Elf Tears, a Weasel Snot, and a Hog Slop!
Using complicated brewing methods, you successfully create a virus that can be used on organic and technological enemies, rotting their minds and turning them completely crazy! In a completely convoluted way of thinking, you decide that the best way to test out this virus is to use it on yourself! You drink it, and then double over in pain! You feel your mind spread in every conceivable direction as you enter TOTAL RANDOMNESS MODE!
This will strengthen your attacks for a few turns and will cause all your attacks to be completely random and chaotic! During this time, you can't use any other Special Attacks! It will wear off after a few turns.
12,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 LOCKPICK - UNCLOSEABLE
You materialize a giant black gate that seems to have souls shifting in and out of its surface. Its lock is one of the biggest you have ever seen, and it is only after a good thirty minutes of adventuring that you find the key for it. Tentatively, you unlock the gate, which seems to lead to a startling black void. Then you release something... This isn't just a void. It's the Void! Which means that this is a Void Gate! Instantly, the unsurpassable horrors of the Void fly towards the ED-Mech and aggress it, dealing 20,000 damage! It is only with the combined efforts of all players that you are able to close the gate...
You respawn.
All Chaos Beasts are dead!
Cheap Sword && Iron Ingot = Iron Sword (Level 1: 1/2)
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = Chaotic Pearl (Level 1: 1/2)
Extra Foundation Personnel added!
The Godmodder gets hit by every single one of the lightning bolts you send at him, and doesn't move an inch! It is only after your attack has stopped that you see what he is doing... Mastering the art of Lightningbending, he successfully redirects the lightning into space, creating an insanely huge lightning beam that damages the Unknown Entity!
):
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
I don't mind that you've stored up so many potions. The reason the Potion of the Nectar failed was because it would pretty much break the game by allowing someone to instantly be able to use a Comb Rave.
POTION OF FURY: A powerful potion that strengthens its user's connection to magic, especially holy magic.
POTION OF ARMOR: A potion that, on use, slightly protects its user from attack.
15,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
+5 HP to NinjaV!
13,000 damage to the WB-Mech! Additional 4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
Pogo Ride && Hammer = Pogo Hammer (Level 1: 1/2)
3,000 damage to both Mechs!
You protect the Players!
+3 HP to you!
ROSE'S THORN: A whip composed entirely out of withered plants and flowers. When it comes into contact with an organic substance, it will heavily mutate it. If it has prolonged contact with one, it will eventually make a copy of it that will fight for its maker. The whip can also fire long bursts of projectiles.
MORNING CHAIR: The Arachnichair, made out of the fabric of Up 'Till Dawn.
Amethyst-Top && Supercomputer = Superamethyest-Top (Level 4: 1/5)
The Australian Icepicker && Blizzard Staff = The Southern Tundra (Level 6: 1/7)
You just create shielding yourself.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 WORLD WAR - CROSSOVER
Suddenly, a set of three portals appear behind you! Out of one, a legion of Koopas appears! Out of another, a legion of Spycrabs appears! Out of the last, a legion of Slimes draw near! In a stunning Mario/TF2/Dragon Quest crossover, the three armies aggress the WB-Mech and deal 10,000 damage using shells, knifes, and sliminess!
You protect TT and yourself!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
20,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
6,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
8,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
You regen yourself, Irecreeper, Netpatham, and ninjatwist!
You're going to have to redo this.
+6,000 HP to Limon!
You guard yourself and Erelye!
Crits don't stack, but whatever. (The highest damage modifier you can have is x2.)
All Sacred Items restored!
15,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item!
25,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
The Godmodder glares at you and strikes you on the head with the Banhammer! He then whacks Tazz and generic too! It doesn't deal any damage, but it hurts... He says that if he catches anyone PvPing after this, he won't be so lenient, no matter who's doing it!
How in the world can you alchemize something with xkcd?
Spoils of War are not meant to be traded around freely! The one time I organized a trading event, it was to give away spoils from people who had left the game.
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
+1 Vote!
7,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
The Emerald Nova amplifies the attack so it deals 30,000 damage!
You grasp the Emerald Nova as it turns back into staff form and whack the WB-Mech's heads off! The remainder of its body folds into a sphere, its HP depleted!
You are shielded from attack this turn!
The Mech's anti-luck aura scrambles all octets, disabling them!
Dual Thanoscythes && Helsilver Filigree && What exactly is your third component supposed to be? = Unknown
Smash Ball && Anachron-Standard Mini Nuclear Device && RE-666 Fuel Rod = The Crashlander (Level 10: 1/11)
The Godmodder once again whacks you upside the head.
Anti-luck aura!
You guard Maniac and Serpent!
7,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
You kill Stitch! He would have disappeared anyway...
It would work better if you alchemized with a flash drive that has all of xkcd on it.
7,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECNIQUE => LV. 10 TELESLASH - WHIRLWIND UPROAR
Additional 11,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
Additional 4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
I honestly don't know how many scythes you have.
The second Impetus Comb is filled completely! Its ripe Jocose Honey hovers over the Lazy Susan of Endowment once again, and work starts on the third! I'll change the way how I pick Comb Raves because of demand: anyone who wants to use their Comb Rave this turn will say so, and I will decide who uses it from there based on random.org.
All AG forces deal 49,000 damage to the ED-Mech! The Bridge is repaired for +10,000 HP!
The ED-Mech uses Finale once again, COMPLETELY decimating the AG forces! The Players are protected, but Limon and the Foundation Personnel die! In addition, the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere is destroyed! The Godmodder kills all of the now-vulnerable players, who use up a respawn each!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the EN-Mech!
> AGs: Defend all AG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the EN-Mech!
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ========================= 151,100/2,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 3
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 13/22. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 5/22. Regen: II Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 9/22. Regen: II SHIELDED
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 0/22.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 7/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 7/22.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 9/22. Regen: II SHIELDED
Talist: [AG] HP: 7/22.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 9/23.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 4/22. Regen: II
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/22.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 22/22.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/22. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP:22/22.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 0/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/22.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 15/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 15/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
rocketjumper: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Equalizer: IIII
(>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<): [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Mach 9: IIII
Bow$er69: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Ultimate Koopa: IIII
theMarionette: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Nightmare: IIII
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,000/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 0/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 100,000/100,000 HP. AF Peacekeepers: 2,500/2,500 HP. (x8.)
G-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 0/800,000. Mammoth: I
WB-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 0/750,000. Extinction: I
ED-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 83,400/900,000. Finale: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 10/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff:III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Sacred Items:
24 Hog Slop
24 Elf Tears
24 Pie Filling
24 Weasel Snot
Erelye, may I, perchance, take a picture of that Regisword? Just to look it over.
MONADOII: 1/??
Hepheastus' Spinner && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 6/9 (Solar Octet)
By the way may I request the description of the Windy Octet?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I'll be making my great escape now!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I finish my Pogo hammer, but we all know the next upgrade is better.
Pogo Hammer || Iron Ingot = The Wrinklef....uh...come up with a better name Twin. 1/3
I bounce insanely high by hitting the ground with the Pogo Hammer, then I take out my sharp Ingotspiker and dive straight into a mech's skull...? Well their head. You get the point.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
However many things that are scythes that have been produced. Because I just Origin Wanded them. If not, I own the Enderdragon Scythe...And that's it apparently.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Unknown EntityExecutor4/12 Rage Beacon
4/30 Guardian Orbs
2/2 Iron Sword
2/2 Chaotic Pearl
My Action: I get pissed off that the ED-mech used Finale to blow up the bridge, and use Battle Technique: Terajump on it.
SCP Foundation Action: SCP-539 is used to distract the godmodder (due to SCP-539's nature, the godmodder's attempts to ignore the distraction will be met with bigger distractractions), allowing MTF-32 "Divide and Conquer" time to load the WB-Mech onto SCP-1543-J-01 (SCP-1543-J-02 is in space) and throw the WB-Mech into the sun to nullify its final attack.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity is severely damaged by the lightning blast. In response, it reveals its identity as the Executor, feared leader of the Aureus. It then summons an Aureus Sidus to attack the godmodder's forces. The sidus has high health and regenerates it all in a single turn if not killed, but has a notable lack of damage (FYI, its basically a spinning star-shaped ship that only moves by teleporting).
Objection! You forgot that the AF Peacekeepers were ordered to rush the mechs and distract them, and they were ignored and not killed.
You going to respawn then?
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
The Crashlander 2/11
All charges progress.
I deploy my Sound of Silence as a hololithic shield, then point out that the point of the Demimech/APAWA and all 60-ish posts of charge I've put into it is to give me an "Armored" tag, and/or possibly some shields, when I have a health bar. And some other stuff, but mainly that. {Edit, not that Redeyes is wearing it, but still, it had no effect when I was fighting as Amp.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I already respawned.
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COMBAT OPERANDI: IUBEOQUE on ED-MECH.
I force he Twilisaber into the eye of the ED-Mech.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED