((Well, because he's obviously an entity working in the same capacity as a first guardian, and with somewhat similar powers. Additionally, Eric's got some serious mental powers going on. If someone has the psychic strength/defenses to withstand going head-on against Warhammer40K chaos beasts, as well as not having any place for a guardian-type being of Paradox Space to get a lock onto, Raven's not going to be able to sense anything form Eric psychically. He wouldn't have been able to intercept the message either, as it wasn't sent psionically, but rather it's payload was a psychic message to Erelye. The message itself was sent in the form of the rune-magic, and not even another rune-user (and one at a far higher level than Eric, which Raven also can't be, as Eric and the void oracle are currently the only two rune-users in the multiverse) would be able to decipher a message sent in such a fashion no matter the payload unless they knew Eric extremely well to a mental and emotional level, which, as already established, the Raven can't, since Eric has never met him before, and not being able to sense Eric's thoughts and memories. In that case, really the only other option would be whatever power is granting Raven sight into Astria's mind is granting him a look into Erelye's as well. I figured that given other things known from Homestuck (Doc Scratch) it wasn't too much of a stretch.))
Preston Cole:
Eric sighs. Kalare, you short-change yourself. I suppose I jumped to conclusions a bit, I'm sorry. He just seems to have first guardian-like powers in his possession, I suppose I assumed that you might have something specially designed to counteract something like that.
Battlefield:
Um, shoot. I don't have much time. Hank uses Play 'Em Off level 10 on one of the remaining mechs.
Astria's Dreamscape: A table made of a strange orchid surface materializes.
Preston Cole: I did know you were there. I merely thought this was the best time to approach you. I do have impressive omniscience when in the range of Paradox Space, if not Scratch-quality - that's how I knew about the message. Now please let me down from these runes. I only want to talk, and I can't do it so well from here. If I wanted to kill you, believe me, I would have done so already.
I have some good news! It seems that the Powers That Be really do care, and have fixed a major bug in the Editor that was screwing up /quote tags. This means that you can now put spoilers in your posts again. It also means that I don't have to individually quote every post, manually add /quote tags, and copy-paste everything into a Notepad document that I would post. It's so much easier!
I duplicate a set of Nightfall Armor for Cobalt, and then again for netpatham. I then contemplate some things, and proceed to replace the G-Mech's mechanical brain-analogue with a bunch of octets using the Appearificator.
MonadoRe (re=3 in Ainu) 1/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Windy Octet)
The White Wand >Fine 11/11 (The Prince's Chisel)
Cobalt and Netpatham get the Nightfall Armor!
Memed 18,000 damage to the G-Mech!
MonadoRe = Windmill (Level 2: 1/3)
THE PRINCE'S CHISEL: A glowing white chisel that is imbued with the power of the white sciences and the power to destroy hope. It can summon powerful constructs that will do its user's will.
Twin: The armor is sustained by my spaceship. I hope that that didn't just destroy my spaceship but merely made it go into cooldown briefly/freeze me in place so I have to action my way out of the thing... And besides I have three of them extra plus three reserve....
I duplicate the Remington 420 and give it to Modpack. "AVENGE THE MEMEBASE!"
Constellate Pointer 6/6 Let's see what THIS'll do.
Colt CM10 5/11
+2 HP to all AGs: 32/38 (+2 from Tazz)
I aid in avenging the Memebase by 28980 noscope headshotting (spinning 420 x 69 degrees or 80.5 revolutions) the Mechs with SPICY 9GAG DANK 69420 BLAZE IT MEME bullets at with the Remington 420.
And since the WB-Mech was at 314k end of last turn, I originwand up and telekinetically throw the decimal expansion of pi to 500,000 decimals made out of TNT that explodes on impact at it!
You give Modpack the Remington 420!
CONSTELLATE POINTER: A stellar grenade launcher whose shots are fused with the power of the heavens themselves. It can use a built-in constellation tracker to aim for a specific point in the sky and fire at it, creating the ability to make specific trajectories.
Memed 10,500 damage to the G-Mech!
If you really wanted the attack to work, the WB-Mech would have to be at 314,000 HP. It was at 314,500 HP! It still works though, dealing 6,000 damage to the Mech.
My Action: I notice that the Foundation Personnel decided to quit after stopping SCP-435. I motivate them by showing them my weapons stockpile, then have them rejoin the attack with extra firepower. I then decide to begin work on stuff.
SCP Foundation Action: After the Foundation Personnel rejoin the fight, more personnel join the operation.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity activates its lightning weapons. At this long of a range, the normal steady stream of lightning is instead replaced with several huge thunderbolts of lightning, which impact the EG-Mech. The lightning also contains a leeching effect, allowing it to steal some health from the target and add it to its own systems for repairs.
Note: The boss I am basing the Unknown Entity on actually has 320 MILLION HP in its home game. Obviously, that will not happen here, but that is just saying how powerful it is.
Eh, I may want to pitch in with this ship while Lothyra is gone. Also, my friend will need a unique gun...
He then alchemizes Nanogel Spaceship Hull -c Ventilation Systems and Medigun & Australium.
Colossus Climb: 4/10
Lothyra is now halfway to the G-Mech's thigh. This still means that any attacks directed specifically at her will damage the G-Mech (hey, if the squidmodder could sabotage a vehicle like that, why not Zoidberg her?).
Okay, that will work. But the Godmodder then twists the logic of your climb... Since HE was on the inside of the Mech, he didn't take any damage from attacks directed at the tank he was in! But since you AREN'T on the inside, you'll take damage if anyone targets the G-Mech, since you're on it and exposed!
I'm expecting one of two things from this: Tetrixcalibur or a Pen of Sword element. If they overlap, huzzah! Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 1/?)
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 4/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 4/11)
I proceed to put Bow$er69 in a massive Koopa shell, shield rocketjumper with a wall of dead BLU Medics, station theMarionette within a replica of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria (without the animatronics other than BB, and he's in HIS corner), and hide (>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<) behind a pile of rocks. I then summon a million pianos with Chorus Bellum (which I soulbind myself to while I'm at it), which assemble themselves around me in a mighty fort of pianos that shield me from attack this round. As we all know, Piano Key element is the most sturdy of all. The other stuff also protects the 4 other players from attack this round as well. I then activate the hidden cannons in the defenses I have just constructed, loaded with only the most deadly of projectiles: 3-Ring Binders! They fire their lethal payloads at the ED-Mech without further ado.
MY INVENTORY
Potions: 1x Nightshade, 1x Frostbite(-1x)
I respawn?
Now, let's see how these mechs handle this... For science, of course. Eglarbroad plants down a Voidwalker, and takes out a book. He flips through the pages, stopping at a peculiar page. Eglarbroad takes out an ancient tablet with illegible symbols inscripted on it, and places it as the Voidwalker's Null Circuit. The symbols glow a deep purple. Ancient power causes the tablet to crack in half with a burst of primal energy. Inside is a PCB. It is wired to the rest of the Voidwalker, and it is given a Null Crystal with grinded Yggdrasil bark on it as fuel. An ominous glow lights up from the Voidwalker.
Uhhh... Now what? Isn't it supposed to... Eglarbroad re-reads the page.
Oh, yeah. The password... Password? A red light bathes the Voidwalker's interior.
Uhhh... Swordfish? The Voidwalker seems to become invisible as light bends around it... A wave of icy temperature streams out. Corruption seeps through the dirt and stone around it. Blackness eats through the colors. Grass wilts and becomes grey. Dirt turns hard and black. Stone is torn through by the corrupted dirt. Ores shift and changes into a invisible, purple crystal. Diamond ore changes into a dark substance. Lava and Water fluctuates and turns a sickly green. The Corruption spreads across the land.
Now, the Void has invaded. Let's just... Eglarbroad takes a bucket of the green substance, and dumps it on the G-Mech. It instantly causes many errors and problems... It corrodes through any liquid-cooling pipes, and clogs the fans. It links the 12v and and ground lines on the power supply. The green substance completely destroys the piston heads. All supports and methods of transporting are eaten by the green substance. the G-Mech collapses into a giant pool full of the green substance.
A giant slab of black, hard substance will shoot out from the ground to defend (>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<), rocketjumper, Bow$er69, and theMarionette if any of them are attacked.
Okay, wow. Just wow. It seems that there are some people who will, no matter what, not read anything I write. This is how I said dying worked back when it was introduced:
If you die, you will have to use up AN ENTIRE POST saying that you respawn. You cannot act at all in that post, no charging, no attacking, no nothing, and it will count as one of your three posts allowed for the turn. You can then make two more normal posts.
Therefore, you are going to have to redo your charges, and your action with the players will not count.
I salute Archmage Erelye in thanks for his protection, then give him two more +1s.
Ultimatum 11/11 DONE!
Dual Thanoscythes 8/8 DONE!
Ceres' Despair 11/11 DONE!
A charge attack I started a while back, nah worries. 18/20
RPLS-SH A/E-IC Final Charge 40/50 {+ a few from Erelye}
I draw the unholy weapon known as Cancer, and charge the WB-Mech at the speed of augmentation armor, jumping several stories into the air to reach its main head, then bringing the scythe's two blades down in an arc of unnatural energies accelerated by means of jump-pack thrust, embedding it in the Mech's metal skull with enough force to crack open the earth, then jump away, leaving the weapon there, its tentacles spreading from the handle, grasping, seeking, twisting... I hit the ground rolling, then fire a series of flares at the Mech, each incandescent in shades of Alien and Impossible, with a tinge of Ineffable.
Each flare lands among the spreading tendrils of flame and evil, and sputter, die, revive, their light for a few moments sent to another place, the natives of such planes already drawn close to this dying planet by my actions and those of the good Archmage, and so by reason of the ease of doing so, jumping at the call to action. The fight is short-lived, for while Mechs are ill-suited to battle beings only one with such a deadened soul as mine could hope to survive sane, entities of that nature are rarely well-suited to our realm, and as such do not survive long. I would describe what I saw in those few tens of seconds, but to tell only truth, I was not watching, for fear of my remaining mental health.
I know only that when I turned back, they were gone, the Mech wounded most sorely, and the accursed scythe Cancer returned to my hand by forces that assuredly do not have my best interests in mind.
Manufactory Anachron, right now:
"Whoever that is callin' ya, Blue, they can come. Besides, unless you have another Universe Eater or somesuch on the line, the arcane defenses this far in could eat it whole if it was hostile."
We pass through another set of blast doors, then a set of field projectors, then reach a large freight elevator. Over the gate, a handpainted sign written in dwarven runes says "Personnel Managed Research/Development, do not enter without Tier 16 or higher authorization." That the first sign other than large stenciled numbers is also made by hand and obviously recent is somewhat telling.
Amperzand appears to remember something.
"Ah, Erelye, casualties? The outer levels are basically ablative shielding and ammunition dumps, nobody goes that far out unless they have to, especially not during weapons use. It was pretty damn stupid of H3 to be shooting so near us, actually. Especially twice in one day..."
The elevator arrives, and we file aboard, prepared for a long ride, thankfully devoid of bad music by virtue of hard vacuum.
ULTIMATUM: The gun.
DUAL THANOSCYTHES: A set of pale grey scythes bathed in blue light that flickers with the power of Thanatos. They give the user incredible speed, allowing him to slip behind opponents and strike in unexpected places. Supercharged with the blood of a god, devastating attacks can be used with the weapons.
CERES' DESPAIR: A black and withered seed that seems to carry death instead of life. Inside of it, you can see a multicolored liquid. Slamming the seed into the ground will create a tree known as the Despair.
Godcraft: Engietech Level 10: Mainframe, targeting the G-Mech since it's vulnerable, and I want to see in what way. Maybe it takes extra damage, in which case, we can probably decimate it thi turn.
Real world: "Roof it is. And, while I'd love to see this place blown sky high, that would cause so much collateral damage that everyone involved with Godcraft would immediately be hunted down by everyone. Except probably North Korea. From what I recall, they're locked up super tight by someone else already, making them part of a very minor number of places outside Binary's control."
The Mainframe: Entity body at 57% complete. Stage 1 at 46% complete. Files 10% downloaded into entity. Project Manhattan at 0% complete.
Still in space, you raise your hands, which glow with a dull red light. You stretch them out to the endless expanse of the stars, and the holographic image of the Mainframe flickers into existence. Due to its massive power, only a small part of it can be sustained through the means of a simple Battle Technique. That part is more than enough, thankfully, to do some serious damage. The Mainframe fires hundreds of arrays of laser beams at the G-Mech, which scream down to Minecraft and deal a memed 30,000 damage! Additional 5 damage to gutza!
Constellate Pointer && Picture of SCP-1548 = ??? 1/YWEYAWYWAYAS
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube 1/I BETTER BE ABLE TO ALCHEMIZE THESE
Colt CM10 6/11
+2 HP to all AG players: 35/38 (+2 from Tazz) C'mon guys, one +2 and it'll be done this turn! I hope.
I don the Nightfall Armor I got from Generic.
>Action:
I shield Bow$er69 behind an RStudio window. Said RStudio window has a dataset called "Bow" open, with a column called "er69" taking up the entirety of the data pane.
(If you don't get it and need an explanation, click below)
In the R programming language (used for statistics), which RStudio is basically an GUI for, columns in datasets are referred to by the name of the dataset, followed by a dollar sign, followed by the column name.
They have to be so long because it is literally the only good way to establish a high DPS in a creative fashion. Despite the fact that my regular ones, which I work on for around an hour each due to a combination of good ideas and transmission of said ideas, only deal 10,000 each, less than a level ten weapon, which deals 12,000, despite the fact that they usually use a level ten weapon. But, I don't have any right to criticize you whatsoever. I apologize.
Preparation 50/50!
The Black Ring 8/8!
+1 to Amp x2.
I examine the Black Ring.
At the rate this is going, there is going to be a ban on shielding. Hah. That would be far more dangerous.
I grab the Regisword, and examine it more thoroughly, hopefully obtaining a good view on the arcane properties of the blade. Then, I pull out my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and ask a question, looking at the sadly shattered chess board. I proceed to attempt to fuse the set back together with sorcery. If this fails, I ask the 8-Ball.
How does one repair a scratch?
I flash-step near the WB-Mech, noting its every movement. There is to be no room for error. As such, I draw the Hazel Wand. Slashing it downwards, a blaze of deep blue flame burns in a straight line, following the directional movement of the wand tip. The link to the Abyss is slightly more prominent, thanks to that breach I created momentarily. The residue shall serve me well. I stare at the WB-Mech, waiting. The flame burns, dimly illuminating the night sky. At this, I remember the Grayhold Observatory is certainly functioning, and will clearly pick that up. But, I digress. To make a relatively swift attack, I blast a nigh-endless stream of blue flame at the Mech, infused with the (nigh-)unlimited fury of the Inky Abyss. In an explosion of liquid ink, a blue fireball erupts from my wand tip, and combusts upon striking the WB-Mech, spraying corrosive abyss-infused ink upon the robot. The liquid burns through the Mech, easily corroding it with the extremely harmful effects of existing within the Inky Abyss for extended amounts of time. I promptly fire a bolt of ink (a blot, if you will) at the WB-Mech. The substance writhes as it attempts to succumb to gravity. It cannot. Instead, the blot of ink plows into the WB-Mech, blowing it into the ground with the pure momentum. The ink then emanates a mustard glow. The splashes of it on the Mech seem to have become a window into another universe. This window spews forth a monolithic psionic blast, utterly annihilating the WB-Mech. However, I cease utilizing the energy of the Abyss. It slowly kills you from the inside out if you use it too frequently.
50/50 expended.
—
Grayhold Citadel, 21:13
I stride down the seemingly endless hallways of my fortress, examining all that I walk by. Actually, I believe it is time to finish off the groundwork for that thing. As such, I abruptly spin around, heading in a completely different direction. It is quite reasonable to assume that there was some form of entity in that corner over there, anyways. Though, it is not as if I could not slay it. Anyhow, I travel down several staircases, and quite an exponential amount of turns, as well as attempts to recall the structure of the fortress, and face a dead end. A large amount of clutter lies around in this particular area. Stacks of tomes, and the occasional bit of thaumaturgical technology. However, I continue walking as if there was no wall so obviously in front of me. I pass through the ethereal walling, and arrive within a small room with a lever, and a large corotite gate. I pull said lever, and the gate opens, revealing a spacious room, dimly lit. I walk onto the observatory platform, peering down at the room, hands on the railing. The room appears to be a rather large mess of thaumic machinery. Another door is in the corner. I stride down the stairs upon the balcony, and test the esoteric devices. Perfect condition. Of course, the next room is rather important as well, but I won't reveal it. All that needs to be said is that this fortress is now perfectly capable of sustaining elven clones, if one so desires it.
(That was the charge, by the way.)
—
Forgive me. I think we have different ideas on what that word means.
—
I stand in the observatory, pondering a variety of things, and formulating arcane theories. The voices of the imminently deceased (mixed around with eldritch whispers and psychic waves) are screeching in agony, as usual. There is nothing I can do about it, save force them into the very back of my mind, which I have not done for quite some time. I hear a... new psychic voice. This one seems mildly familiar, if quite distorted. I ignore it, like all the others, staring at the floor.
Then, the voice briefly increases in coherence. It is most definitely Eric. Why would he attempt to telepathically contact me, knowing that it would likely get lost in the voices? Whichever. I merely hear the words "Astria's cabin," and "hurry" before the voices obscure it. I swear, this place emanates chaos. The voices were never this cacophonous.
I, using a series of precise flash-steps, arrive just before the door of Astria's cabin. I then disappear. A flash of violet light bursts out of nowhere within the cabin, firing off bolts of electricity narrowly avoiding striking anybody. I appear. My eyes sweep across the room, and come to rest on the conspicuous entity with the wings. I briefly glance at Eric.
What is it you require, approximately? Is there some form of thaumostatic disturbance directly resulting from the breaching of the auric barrier? Or perhaps it is a mild instability crisis Tainting this half of the ship primarily with Flux-based waste, again.
—
Meanwhile, a universe, an elf plays Minecraft, secluded in his sealed room. Of course that is me. I slowly place my laptop down on the table nearby. Chronologically, I have just finished my second action. So, I am technically in the future from this standpoint. Bluh. Anyhow, I get off of the ground, pace around the room, attempting to think straight. My renown contemplations upon arcane theory have come from such occurrences. I stare at the drab gray walls of the meteor. The amount of time I have spent here is growing lengthier by the second. I look back down at the floor, still attempting to think.
However, I cannot. Having not slept in thirty-six hours, I know what the problem is. Perhaps I'll get an hour or two of sleep. At that, I carefully draw the Hazel Wand, open the specialized stabilizer/recharger device, place it in, and close the aforementioned device. Then, I walk over to the odd human construct referred to as a bed. Alas, my Refugilair needs to get a new Relay. I'll get to that eventually. I lie down on the bed, shifting to a position under the covers. I stare at the ceiling. For at least an hour. The voices, as usual, see it fit to deprive my brain of recollection.
Well, there is one way. Perhaps I could knock myself unconscious. No, that's mad. Instead, I merely lie in the bed, feeling the discomfort, both physical and mental. I continue to stare at the ceiling.
The reason your attacks are starting to deal less damage is because you're using the Hazel Wand for every single one of them.
THE BLACK RING: A pure black ring inscribed with nearly invisible runes that command the power of the Inky Abyss. It is composed of solid visink, and the user's connection to the Inky Abyss is magnified while using the ring.
CHERUB'S REGISWORD: An odd version of the Regisword that glows with red and green energy. It seems to have the duality powers that are typical with cherubs.
Wait, the EG-Mech is about to explode!? Okay, its time to protect my skin. And Lothyra's too, because she's on my do-not-kill list.
Bender uses the Origin Wands to create an impenetrable personal force field around him and Lothyra that can create openings in itself if the user or a friendly is trying to reach out or in.. He then blasts the ED-Mech with Bender's Gun.
Colossus Climb: 5/10
Lothyra has reached the G-Mech's hips. She blasts the hip joint extra to slow down the G-Mech's movements.
I use Scratch at the ED-MECH
I then shield theMarionette.
Rose's Thorn Complete!
The Metalbender 5/9
Morning Seat -c Arachnichair 2/X
Minigun -c Garage
Long live the Queen 12/30
Deerclops 12/20
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 BLACK INCHES
You raise the Black Inches at the ED-Mech, and whirl it around in the air, picking up a massive amount of speed! The Inches start to glow green, and then the golden energy of creation materializes around them! You run and jump towards the ED-Mech and strike it with the whip, the golden energy arching towards the Mech and creating a scratching pattern across it! 15,000 damage!
Sensing the warrior and buff monk are about to die, I bid them farewell, and order them to both do a suicide attack this turn, unless something miraculously saves them! I then use WORLD WAR: LEVEL 1, deciding to go in order of levels instead of just skipping right to the highest one! I add Forge's Light in if I end up needing it, and if I need to select a target I target the Enderdragon-mech.
The Warrior and Buff Monk will suicide...
The Obsidian Fortress disappears as you use the attack.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => WORLD WAR
You hear a low rumble behind you. You turn around and see various armies from points in history, all in a mad rush towards the ED-Mech! It seems that your Realism Project all those hundreds of pages ago is still in effect... The ED-Mech seems to be their common enemy, as it is suddenly bombarded by weapons that exist centuries apart! Crossbows, slingshots, tanks, machine guns, missiles, rocks! It takes 8,000 damage!
I duplicate a set of Nightfall Armor for a PL entity who needs it, i.e. any of them. I then request my Rave be one of the later ones. And then I show the G-Mech my stabs with Arcum Dei, the Unbreakable Katana, Binary's Bane, Paradox's Artifice, the Voidsword, and the Fenestrated Blade.
MonadoRe (re=3 in Ainu) 2/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 5/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 1/9 (Lighty Octet)
I stare at the WB-Mech. Without so much as an attack, I emanate a psychic shockwave. Oddly enough, this shockwave does absolutely nothing to the opposition. Its effects are far more indirect than would be originally expected.
Meanwhile, in Grayhold, a large tube rests in the center of a certain room. This tube is full of rancid water, infused with the essence of poison. Within it, float six Zombie Brains, as well as a large pylon connected to the floor. Immediately, an odd device with a crystal cluster at its core, and some Vesperium framing lights up, emitting violet energy, which promptly interlocks with a Vis Relay at the apex of the pylon. The brains begin to accelerate in their watery abode, receiving a psychic signal from the Battlefield. At this, their acceleration causes a disturbance in the foul water. This is detected by a motion-sensing charm. This immediately activates an Essentia Valve nearby through a now-active straight line of Redcrystal, causing essentia to flow into a large device, plated with Voidmetal. A simple endothermic-radiative essentia amalgamation device. Of course, I used up an entire Silverwood tree whilst I was experimenting with the design of that thing, not to mention the time I spent on the actual designing and theorizing. It had better be worth it, however marginally. A thick, purple (not violet!) liquid flows out of a tube on the top of the three by three meter device, and into... something else. And, by that, I mean the primary reason I sent the psychic wave. The liquid Vis, composed of varying amounts of Taint and actual Vis, flows into a square device composed of Silverwood timber, and gold, as well as a large amount of spells. The Vis comes out the other end of the device, looking quite a bit lighter than it did when it went it. That should be a high enough concentration to actually fire this thing. The tube pumps the entirety of the liquid into the back of a large, cannon-esque device made of Greatwood, and decorated with gold bands. It is connected to the walls, floor, and ceiling of the large room through corotite struts. A golem carries a globe of grayish light-blue crystal and arcane power to the other end of the modified Arcane Bore, and screws it onto the tip, before returning to its home chest, ever vigilant (CONSTANT VIGILANCE). The device, lacking a conventional base, emits a low crackling sound. The wand focus attached to the end fires of minuscule bolts of electricity in anticipation. Finally, the device receives enough liquid Vis, and fires. A single bolt of blue lightning erupts from the focus, firing into a mirror with what appears to be an interdimensional portal in it. Back on the Battlefield, I draw the Hazel Wand swiftly, modified Portable Hole focus attached, and point it at the WB-Mech. A portal appears. Out of it, a potent bolt of blue lightning speeds out, nearly instantly striking the WB-Mech. The chain effects of the blast actually redirect themselves into the same Mech once again.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard a random player and I with gib armageddon
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the WB Mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 3/11
-Anachron-
Great. Could you authorize Red to use magic here? Once again, it's necessary for survival.
After getting the authorization, (and I will go ahead and assume he gets it unless otherwise informed), Blue pause for a few seconds, and then touches the red orb, which promptly fades. A few seconds afterwards, a person appears where it was.
Erelye, Amperzand, and Lothrya, meet Red. Red, meet Erelye, Amperzand, and Lothrya.
Hello. It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Red then asks Blue something in another language. Her reply is quite long, includes all three of your names, and sounds vaguely insulting at times.
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 5/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 5/11)
I pull out Ranchia, the Bottle of Ranch Dressing element. It reeks of the incredible power of Ranch Dressing. It's powers are nigh-unfathomable to most minds. I proceed to then take out the Orb of Condiments. There isn't much chance that the orb could fully control such powerful forces within Ranchia, but they could serve to direct it somewhat-not like I've already soulbound myself to Ranchia (and if I forgot, I do so now). I proceed to point Ranchia's opening at the G-Mech. The power within radiates-if it wasn't usually friendly to living beings, it would be enough to annihilate anything it touched, making it less-than-useful as a weapon. Of course, Mechs don't count as living beings, and indeed, they're actually pretty vulnerable to having foreign liquids in their systems. Especially if they're forced in there. I proceed to uncork Ranchia and have my own power and the Orb of Condiments power guide a massive, high-speed, high-concentration stream of Ranch Dressing into the G-Mech. I also slam it a bit with Fear No Anvil, just to make sure.
I proceed to perform faulty surgery on the WB-Mech.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
25,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
TWILISABER: A modified version of Dusk's Dawn. Its hilt is now that of a Darksaber, and the weapon can toggle from being a scythe to a sword. The weapon is pure black, and crackles with white energy. It seems to draw all light into itself.
Duplicating three more HALI arrays, giving one from my reserves plus those three to the Players, arming them with suitable lvl10 weapons via the Origin Wands.
I then grab the carcass of the dead EG-Mech and portal it to the moon. I then block its return with Hard-Light and moving the portal out of the way.
1-3>Hard-Light MASHY SPIKE PLATE!fest GO. Mash some holes for Lothyra to climb in. +2 to gutza.
They already have armor and weapons!
The EG-Mech, in its spherical form (not a carcass!), rolls out of the way of your portal!
You equip the Doombringer, even though it was more of HIS weapon, and point it at the G-Mech. It begins to charge up a massive ball of energy in its railgun form, at which point you realize something: the Doombringer is supposed to be able to turn into any firearm in existence. Grinning, you fire the railgun shot and then switch the weapon to a rocket launcher, firing a volley of rockets at it! You then switch it to a pistol and fire several Doom Bullets! You then switch it to a sniper rifle, and then an assault rifle, and then a shotgun, working your way through nearly every single gun you can think of before finishing off with a massive cannon! Memed 45,000 damage to the G-Mech!
((Twin, here's my idea. If a comb rave hasn't already been pre-claimed, everyone who hasn't used theirs yet and wants to use the currently available one says so, and a vote is made. Whoever wins the vote gets the comb rave. Would that work?))
Preston Cole: Eric stands and turns to face Raven, and then Kalare shows up. Eric grins.
Well then, whoever you are.
You have probably given me more information about yourself than stealing into the minds of Kalare and Astria has done or you.
First: You managed to know the contents of a low-profile, shielded mental message, which means you, or whatever you power source is, has knowledge of what Kalare is thinking. LockDown
Raven suddenly discovers that any connection with an outside source (such as the Green Sun, or anything else really) has been severed, as well as all temporal manipulation abilities (such as time travel, teleportation, warping, etc.) have been disabled.
Second: You have no idea who I am, because you quite clearly didn't know my wards were there, even if you were able to rush through them, and were stupid enough to think I wasn't expecting something like this to happen at some point.
Third: You have no idea what, or who I am beyond what Kalare and Astria know, as given from everything else you've done. Bind.
Raven finds himself rendered immobile by a stream of glowing, golden runic letters that encircle him.
Don't try to escape, I know you're not strong enough to break those bands because you would have noticed me the instant I began watching Astria's dream if you were.
Eric turns to Kalare.
Thank you for your speed Kalare.
This freak here has seen fit to lock onto Astria's mind, and apparently yours as well.
I was wondering if you might know anything about him, and would also advise you to shield your mind as completely as you can. That includes any voices of the imminently deceased or other such things that might be ghosting about in your head.
Hank uses Improbable Lvl 10: Madness on the G-mech, then flies out of range. He doesn't know what the EG-mech's about to do, but he doesn't want to be in the way when it happens.
((Serpent: I'm not godmodding here, Eric's magic has some special qualities to it that give him an advantage under certain circumstances, and this is actually one of them. There's been nothing for him to lose prepared runes to, and he's been preparing rune words for the entire length of the journey on the Preston Cole, so Raven sort of walked in on Eric in entirely the wrong way. I've mostly figured out the mechanics of rune magic, I'm going to explain the mechanics of rune magic later on, once Eric starts teaching other characters.))
You fire up the Improbability Drive a final time, creating a massive vortex to another world! Suddenly, you see Tricky come out of it. Then Jesus. Then the Auditor. Soon, every single character in Madness Combat piles out of the vortex, all aiming their obscene amount of weapons at the G-Mech! The resulting explosion blocks out the sun. Memed 30,000 damage to the G-Mech!
My Action: I throw the godmodder into a wall, then throw that wall into another wall, then throw that wall into another wall that has spikes on it, then throw that wall into another wall covered in lava, then throw that wall into another wall covered in water, then throw that wall into another wall made out of bedrock, then throw that wall at the G-mech.
SCP Foundation Action: A D-class is sent in in an attempt to stop the EG-mech's kamikaze attack by strapping on tons of explosives and perfoming a kamikaze attack on the ED-mech first.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity focuses all its lightning bolts onto the G-mech's head. The bolts collide and release a massive burst of energy, frying the G-mech's CPU and making it more vulnerable to further attacks (next 3 attacks on it do extra damage).
Memed 15,000 damage to the G-Mech! The Godmodder flew off of the wall early on, though.
The D-class dies, and the ED-Mech is knocked back several blocks! It just rolls back to the Battlefield...
Memed 9,000 damage to the G-Mech! The Mech already has a status effect that makes it weak to attack, so the next three attacks against the G-Mech will CRIT!
From last post, I am quite certain I like explaining things far more than devising long strings of attacks in quick succession. Those were the most enjoyable thirty minutes I have had in quite some time. Go figure.
I alchemize The Brainmelter > Fine 1/???, and Ink Vial && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel 1/???.
I abruptly activate the White Ring. Watching the runes flicker on the surface, I decide on a course of attack. Relatively speaking, this would not be nearly as damaging as the method of infusion which led to the mutation of the ring in the first place, of course. But, I can always attempt to add slight bits of energy to strengthen the blast. A flashing black and white aura surrounds the ring, pulsating ever quicker. I proceed to emanate an amethyst aura, pulsing occasionally with the black that designates those who serve the prestigious Noble Circle of Horrorterrors. The occasional bursts of black fire bolts of violet lightning off the the aura to accommodate for the new aura. These bolts hit the WB-Mech almost instantly. I prepare the Ring for a release of energy, though I do have one other augmentation available currently. As such, I cast a spell of draining. Every single bit of grass in a fifteen foot radius immediately starts to wither, as does all other plant matter in the aforementioned range. Dark wisps of energy leak from the dying plants, quite clearly gaseous Nightmare Fuel. When the organic matter utterly ceases living, I fuse the resultant energies together. The aura around the Ring glows brighter. The electricity being released from my aura grows in intensity, to the point of annihilating blocks. It is not as if it will strike one, but I digress. I levitate into the air. The ring begins to extend its aura once more. It cannot contain the energy. I extend my hand in the general direction of the WB-Mech. The aura glows to a blinding intensity. I cannot control it much longer; then again, I doubt very many people would be able to. A monolithic blast of flickering white and black energy erupts from the White Ring. The second it exits the proximity of my ring finger, the ground below me utterly disappears. And, by that, I mean a column of pulsing white and black energy obscures it. I teleport out of the way. The column appears to extend past the atmosphere. Flickers of violet sorcery occasionally appear on the edges of the blast. I glance at the WB-Mech. Immediately, the column of arcane power immaculately collapses, still firing violet energy indiscriminately. Unfortunately for the WB-Mech, the blast collides with it smoothly, crushing it within the shockwaves. With a thought, the column descends into the planet, taking the WB-Mech with it. Several minutes later, the energy subsides. I deactivate the White Ring as swiftly as I can. Where the energy was present, there is literally nothing. A rough path of destruction, straight to bedrock. The WB-Mech slowly floats to the surface, emitting violet energy denoting my telekinetic influence, missing a rather large amount of plating. Hah. I swiftly fly to the ground. An obscene amount of Flux Gas floats out of the blast radius indignantly.
At this point, I draw the Hazel Wand. I refuse to let this Mech survive, and I will not allow a week of attacking it to be in vain. I wave my wand, muttering a small amount of what appears to be utter nonsense. It is an incantation, as I have just made painfully evident. After I finish, I point my wand at the WB-Mech. An arcing wave of sound bursts from the tip, invisible to the eye. A gong-like reverberation echoes across the Battlefield a moment later, as an arc-shaped gash appears in the WB-Mech, denting it as well. The pure force of the blast accelerates the WB-Mech backwards, at slightly less than the speed of sound. The robot streaks past a variety of entities, avoiding them. Then, around twenty meters past that point, it crashes into the ground. I flash-step before it, and pull out a Miniature Green Sun. At this point, I merely throw the thing at the WB-Mech. The plasma model melts directly through the Mech.
I pull out several more Miniature Green Suns, and telekinetically fuse them together, creating a slightly larger Miniature Green Sun. Then, in a flash of green light, the thing explodes. I fire a wave of green electricity and plasma from my hand, and it surrounds me in a globe of green plasma. The occasional minuscule solar storm appears on the surface of the dome. This protects me from attack (most notably the death-throes of the EG-Mech).
I proceed to cast Maelstrombound on the WB-Mech, before decapitating it with the red and green-glowing Regisword. Yes, I mean all three heads.
I also utilize the Voidviewer, and look for anything interesting in the Void.
—
((I didn't see any point in which Raven actually suggested that he had any sight over my thoughts. Perhaps I have not read carefully enough.))
Eric, I may be an ignorant, ignominious waste of space, but I am prepared for this sort of thing. I can feel when things attempt to observe, read, sense, manipulate, warp, and/or attack my mind, and this has not occurred. That's really quite an insulting thing to insinuate.
I don't bother to draw any weapons. It appears as if the threat was neutralized before I got the chance to enter. As usual. However, there is one thing I can do that nobody else here can attempt. I raise my hands to the general location of my temples. Shortly thereafter, a Mind symbol appears, floating before my forehead. Let's see every path to victory this winged cherub-being has in this situation. Or, rather, I shall.
The Brainmelter > Fine = The Brainswitcher (Level 7: 1/8)
Ink Vial && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel = Liquid Nest (Level 10: 1/11)
SCP Foundation Action: A random anomolous event happens that damages a mech.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity uses its lightning to cause a massive lightshow, distracting pro-godmodder forces.
Perfect Sphere Actions: The Perfect Sphere holds back to build up forces. The AF Hangar is developing a particularly large ship... (no ship this round because it needs multiple rounds to build).
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
You levy the Teraporter at... wait. Who were you targeting with the attack?
SCP-173 sneaks up behind the WB-Mech and deals 5,000 damage to it.
The Godmodder throws several Smoke Balls into the air that obscure the lightning!
Granger takes the duplicated Nightfall armor insert generic username offered and equips it to shield herself from attacks.
On that note, >Inspect Nightfall Armor so i can add its description to my inventory.
NIGHTFALL ARMOR: A black version of the Cascade Armor, forged from the most powerful steel in the universe, worn by Glitch Elites. The decals of its aspect logos stand out in a brilliant white. The armor retains its aspect-based powers of breath, light, time and space, and now offers additional protection.
The Tetrisappearers > Very Fine = Tetrifiers 4/8
HIS HAND > 1/1 = Alex's Annihilator 8/11
The Bonper > 1/1 = UPDOP TERMNOP 6/11
+2 to Irecreeper
I pull out the DOOMBRINGER and SOLAR WIND! I tap the DOOMBRINGER with the SOLAR WIND, and fire the DOOMBRINGER at the G-MECH at the exact same time, resulting in thousands of alternate timeline DOOMBRINGERs to fire at the G-MECH at once!
The Bringer Of Hope Scope 21/30 (Irecreeper'd) The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 21/30(Irecreeper'd) The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 20/30
Act 3! +1 To Cobalt (finishing his charge, I think).
Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = ??? (Level ?: 3/?)
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 6/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 6/11)
First, I quickly summon a door-barrier around the AGs, protecting everyone from K4yne's most recent attacks/sabotage. The door-barrier then proceeds to fire Hadoorknobkens at K4yne to remind him that his shenanigans won't go unpunished. I then proceed to use Smashform again. You know, that charge I did that one time? Yeah, that's still a thing. I turn into a mix of Link, Marth, Shulk and Robin (all from 4), creating the powerful Swordform! My ridiculous sword of awesomeness that I have just obtained as a result of Swordform reeks of power, electricity, and most of all fiery justice! I proceed to rush up to the G-Mech and unleash a savory style of slash combos, leaving loads of lacerations in it as I go upward, scarring as much of the metal as I possibly can per-slash. I then go inside a convenient hole into the G-Mech and continue slashing away at the internal conpoments, slashing all the way down. I then bring out Caledfwlch and repeat the process with a dual-wield, still in Swordform. I then use Chorus Bellum to make it literally rain pianos onto the G-Mech because just sword-strikes are boring.
At which point, I use my new weapon to shoot/whack/stab/impact the nearest Mech in the face. And then the two remaining Mechs for good measure.
I proceed to throw an Ace of Spades at the nearest Mech. Wait...Wait...Suggsverse prime mover reported missing? Huh? Uh...
THE ACE OF SPADES RETURNS!
The Ace of Spades, after a brief disappearance somehow, returned to beyond the i9>8th floor today after being returned to the universe thanks to but one unwitting pawn. Said unwitting pawn declined interviews, stating that "There's a Godmodder I have to destroy first. I wouldn't put it past him to have attempted to do that, even..."
I then point the outraged fandoms at the Mechs and Richard.
The Ace deals 4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
The Godmodder kicks the fandoms to the other side of the Fourth Wall, where they bounce against it harmlessly.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I guard two random players with ghosts of war
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the WB Mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x36, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5
I dupe 2 potion of critmist
Red's Wand AND Potion of Vis 4/11
Colt CM10 6/11
Constellate Pointer && Picture of SCP-1548 = ??? 2/DAMN I AM USING A LOT OF SCPS
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube 2/I SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH THIS
If any of the above two are above level 10, I do the next one instead:
Medigun && SCP-500 = Panacea Medigun 1/THIS BETTER NOT BE ABOVE LEVEL 10
+2 max HP to all AGs: 38/38 (+2 from Tazz) RELEASE THE HEALTH INCREASE!
I release the health increase!
All AG players glow green slightly and gain +2 max HP!
((Well, because he's obviously an entity working in the same capacity as a first guardian, and with somewhat similar powers. Additionally, Eric's got some serious mental powers going on. If someone has the psychic strength/defenses to withstand going head-on against Warhammer40K chaos beasts, as well as not having any place for a guardian-type being of Paradox Space to get a lock onto, Raven's not going to be able to sense anything form Eric psychically. He wouldn't have been able to intercept the message either, as it wasn't sent psionically, but rather it's payload was a psychic message to Erelye. The message itself was sent in the form of the rune-magic, and not even another rune-user (and one at a far higher level than Eric, which Raven also can't be, as Eric and the void oracle are currently the only two rune-users in the multiverse) would be able to decipher a message sent in such a fashion no matter the payload unless they knew Eric extremely well to a mental and emotional level, which, as already established, the Raven can't, since Eric has never met him before, and not being able to sense Eric's thoughts and memories. In that case, really the only other option would be whatever power is granting Raven sight into Astria's mind is granting him a look into Erelye's as well. I figured that given other things known from Homestuck (Doc Scratch) it wasn't too much of a stretch.))
Preston Cole:
Eric sighs.
Kalare, you short-change yourself.
I suppose I jumped to conclusions a bit, I'm sorry.
He just seems to have first guardian-like powers in his possession, I suppose I assumed that you might have something specially designed to counteract something like that.
Battlefield:
Um, shoot. I don't have much time. Hank uses Play 'Em Off level 10 on one of the remaining mechs.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
Astria's Dreamscape: A table made of a strange orchid surface materializes.
Preston Cole: I did know you were there. I merely thought this was the best time to approach you. I do have impressive omniscience when in the range of Paradox Space, if not Scratch-quality - that's how I knew about the message. Now please let me down from these runes. I only want to talk, and I can't do it so well from here. If I wanted to kill you, believe me, I would have done so already.
3,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
The second Impetus Comb is almost filled!
The Mech Buster Cannon idles!
The four players kill two Chaos Beasts and deal 3,000 damage to the ED-Mech! Stitch deals 9,000 damage to the WB-Mech! The Warrior and Buff Monk go on a suicide rush against the G-Mech, dealing a memed 30,000 damage and killing both of them! Limon uses Turret Barrage and summons several Limon Elements! They move into the range of the Chaos Beasts and deal 9,000 damage to one of them! Limon deals 6,000 damage to the ED-Mech! The Perfect Sphere builds up forces! The Foundation Personnel deal 2,000 damage to a Chaos Beast!
The EG-Mech uses its Kamikaze, Tidal Wave! It levitates in the air and glows a pale blue color, drawing the waters of Minecraft towards itself! Waterfalls that reach down to bedrock are sucked up towards the Mech, as are rivers, seas, and oceans. The radius of the attack moves for thousands of blocks until the Mech has a very sizable ball of water surrounding itself! It then forcefully ejects the ball of water across the Battlefield, the momentum of the attack breaking apart the earth, chopping down trees, and destroying the MBC, killing 3 Foundation Personnel, rocketjumper, (>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<), and Bow$er69! The EG-Mech then explodes and dies! It drops a Spoil of War that is claimed by generic: the Pale Valve!
The other Mechs deal 25,000 damage to the Outer Shield and Bridge of the Perfect Sphere, 30,000 damage to Limon, and 5 damage to all unguarded AG players! A Chaos Beast takes 6,000 damage due to Fear and Wither! The both of them are too scared to attack! The Godmodder focuses and taps deep into his newfound power as a blue light surrounds him...
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACKLIST
He grins.
The Godmodder equips the Blacklister, the upgraded version of the Banhammer he alchemized a while ago! It glimmers with an obsidian aura, and as he flashsteps towards the AG players, he raises the hammer over his head! Suddenly, the hammer's heads glow ruby as sword blades eject from them! The heads then spin around, creating a whirling saw of death! The Godmodder flashsteps around and slashes through every unguarded AG player with the weapon, even slicing through their purest coding!
The attack deals 10 damage to all unguarded AG players, killing Leonstar0, Crusher48, omglolsguy, and jondanger! In addition, those four players can only post TWICE next turn, not three times!
You're running very low on Sacred Items! Obtain more!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Defend all AG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
THE TRIALS:
==> I. FINAL WAVE .I <==
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The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================== 1,279,100/1,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 2
So apparently erelye has a regisword for cherubs. ...Hand it over. I draw the legendary Arcum Dei, one of Minecraftia's legendary weapons...probably. I attempt to barter for the sword, seeing as I doubt the usefulness of a cherub sword to him. Not that really any sword would be that useful... I should probably stop talking. Instead I just take out the legendary Bow of Zillytym, and pelt the G-Mech with arrows, stopping when it's almost dead. I've been enough of a glory hog. Plus Daybreak seems to have been confiscated by my future self... I probably shouldn't try to get a fifth Spoil anyways. Oh well. I pull out a familiar and corrupted-looking octet, as well as a radiantly glowing orb. I then absorb the orb, and power through the anti-luck barrier to attempt to use Jeffing Awesome, until it's revealed that... THE LUCK RUSE was a...DISTACTION, and instead I'm using DRILLGENERIGORG, using my drill to pierce the heavens and critically wounding the G-Mech, yet at the same time revealing that I pinched something back down there. A bit of Life, that someone else may take its. I then completely expend the Miniorb, healing both myself and the Mech. I then punch straight through it, and do an ACROBATIC FLIPPING PIROUETTE straight out of the Drillgenerigorg, gracefully landing on air with my rocket boots. I then destroy any ideas people might have about the G-Mech having undergarments, causing any wedgie-related attacks to fail. Mostly because that's a stupid way to kill something. I then prepare to slap Maniac and appearificate him to the corner of Godcraft with a dunce cap on his head if he ever attempts something that stupid.
GODSLAYR 1/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 3/9 (Lighty Octet)
?TT: TG, the Origin Wands can materialize things in an unspecific manner, right? Like, random items in certain parameters.
CTG: Uh
CTG: Yeah I guess
?TT: KKden.
CTG: It can summon whatever you want'
?TT: Wanted to make sure.
2) The Origin Wands can do alchemies, at least based on past evidence. You allowed me to clone Lancer with them. At least. I don't know about UNSPECIFIED Alchemies, but it can do SPECIFIED ones...I suppose unspecified alchemies are a bit too broad?
The God-Emperor has graced his humble servant with a response, which I shall now dump on here because deleting the entire content of this post and saying [NOTHING TO SEE HERE] is just not my thing.
[08:26] TG: I didn't know things stood for alchemes.
[08:26] TG: *alchemies.
[08:26] TG: If I had, I would have given a different answer.
[08:26] TT: Yeah. Maybe should've been clearer.
[08:26] TG: In addition, you were able to clone Lancer because it was just that: a clone.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Pale Valve, much like the EG-Mech's Kamikaze, gathers up all water in a medium-sized area around itself and makes it form a ball around its user. The ball will then forcefully eject its contents in a spherical direction around itself, spraying itself at high momentum towards targets. The attack has a high chance to deal armor-piercing damage that ignores the shields. The Spoil itself is a slightly rusted valve used for controlling the flow of water.
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I congratulate generic and vote for all players' SPECIALS. I then give the G-MECH a wedgie! If it doesn't have pants, I give it something AS PAINFUL AS A WEDGIE!
I switch the Twilisaber to sword, and slice straight through the ED-Mech.
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Twin, why did I take damage when I was protected? Did I do something, or...?
The Brainswitcher 2/8
Liquid Nest 2/11
+1 to Amp x2.
Thanks for informing me of my repetition. I'll try to cut down on the utilization of said things in the future.
@Generic: Sorry, but you'll have to play your own four games of eldritch chess. This seems useful, and I'd rather not just give it up immediately. I hope you understand.
I slip on the Black Ring as well. This seems to be a rather amazing thing. Upon doing so, I immediately activate it, hoping that the large amount of energy from the Inky Abyss I will be channeling does not kill me. Bluh. Anyways, I grab a large vial of Visink. The thick liquid is of standard quality, slightly above average. Good. Well, for me. I abruptly spin around, and smash the bottle against the WB-Mech via a throw. The Visink splatters satisfyingly across the mech. Nothing occurs for several moments. The tense silence is broken by the sound of arcane emanations. Aubergine sparks dance off of the robot, igniting into a full-fledged aura, twisting around the WB-Mech. However, the other half of the surface of the mech is filled by rapidly accelerating ink. The flowing liquid speeds around the Mech in a roughly elliptical orbit, at about the speed of sound. Slowly, a link to the Inky Abyss is forged through the ink. This link, due to the instability surrounding its creation, will only last approximately the duration of this attack. The corrupting energies flood through, warping the WB-Mech with the essence of a dimension inhospitable to any sentient beings, or robotic entities. Well, plane of the Void, but I digress. However, the stuff also sustains the real reason I work with copious amounts of the liquid: knowledge. Knowledge, evidently, is power, but NOT vice-versa. As such, I flood the ink with esoteric energy, causing it to exude a faint mauve aura. Instantaneously, the fluid ring emits a curse devised by me personally. The very foundations of the thing blow the WB-Mech into the ground. The swirling dichromatic aura becomes slightly more prominent, before smashing together, spraying Visink and regular ink everywhere. I avoid this, as the stuff is mildly corrosive at this point. The ink types proceed to glow two different colors. The Visink glows a bright, exuberant blue, and the regular stuff a candy red color. Their orbits slowly shrink, before they descend upon the Mech, vaporizing themselves in a blast of recondite energy. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Speaking of my above attack, do the effects of the Splash Black Potion and Black Ring stack? If they do, I will really need to be worried about dying of magic overexertion.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
—
I look at Raven.
No, I'd rather we kept you at our mercy.
—
Meanwhile, I pace in my room, having just returned from the common one. Last night was an absolute failure. I laid there for five hours before I realized it wasn't going to happen. My laptop charges on the table, and the Hazel Wand remains untouched, luckily. That thing is horrible. It augments the intensity of the voices, it gives me destructive urges, et cetera. It would be best if I refrained from going near it as long as elvenly possible. Alas, I know I'll have to touch it eventually. But, now, I think it's time to attempt to sleep once more. I have not slept for nearly two and a quarter enquier. It is painful to exist, yet I cannot sleep. I walk over to that absurd human contraption I am borrowing called a bed. That infernal thing is absolutely useless! How do people sleep that easily without awakening to psychic disturbances? Whatever. I slide under the covers, and stare at the ceiling for several moments, before rolling over to the right, facing the desk with the laptop. The door is diagonal from my current position, closed. I lay for several minutes.
This isn't going to work.
I'm going to have to find a way to get to sleep right now. I leap out of the infernal thing swiftly, and grab the Hazel Wand. From there, I slide back under the covers, and point the wand at my temples. I could easily blow my own head off, as it would not be Just, and certainly not Heroic. However, that is always risky. And kind of disturbing. However, it is an option. Or, I could merely knock myself out, or slow my brain activity to replicate alpha waves. Actually, that seems to be the best option. I give it a nonverbal incantation, and swiftly teleport the wand over to the table once more. My vision fades.
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"One down, 3 to go, of which one of them is pretty much dead, and I so badly want the spoil of war, so I'll just wait for someone else to damage it a bit."
Godcraft: I grab out the genuine Pomson 9000, and adjust a few settings, then take aim at the Chaos Beasts. A strange pinkish colour, surrounded by streaks of white, shivers in the air... Suddenly, a black sawblade blasts out of the barrel, slicing through both of the Chaos Beasts! The damage indicator above each of them shows that I somehow did Bacon elemental damage. Wat. Hmmm... I wonder what the Godmodder's elemental resistances are...
WELL THEN, FOR THAT, YOU'LL NEED ME. BUT TO UNLOCK A BATTLE TECHNIQUE TREE SO THAT I CAN CHECK THEM, SEEING AS I'M A SEPARATE CHARACTER BY TECHNICALITY, I'LL HAVE TO DEAL DAMAGE FIRST. AN ORANGE EYE OF ENERGY FORMS ABOVE THE TOP OF THE WB-MECH, STARING AT IT, THEN FIRES A PIERCING BEAM DOWNWARDS.
Oh god eldritch chess. My mind is not and likely never will be equipped for this. Luckily I seem to have gone Grimdark in some alternate timeline, one where perhaps events took a slightly different turn, and in turn you may have just as inexplicably gone Trickster. This probably didn't happen though. I guess they just fought someone else. Maybe Serpent. Anyways they appear to have a captchalogued version of Mate in Four. Also I just captcharoided the Regisword, so that entire timeline is pointless as ever now. Guess I'll get around to making it later. Gonna check the code for posterity, though.
Anyways these mechs are all rather intimidating. Kind of. Okay not whatsoever. Seriously though, the Godmodder's unoriginal. Has he EVER made an entity that isn't based on normal Minecraft mobs? I think not. The lazy man. Anyways I appearificate some parts out of the WB-Mech and it suddenly falls over. Huh. I then sendificate the Pale Valve into the gap those part previously occupied, and it suddenly goes off, spreading water through the Mech's entire body.
GODSLAYR 2/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Lighty Octet)
I test out the Constellate Pointer by flash-stepping to the edge of the Battlefield and aiming at the Minecraftian star Ï… Redstonis. This sets the bullet on a direct trajectory to one of the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then flash-step to another spot on the battlefield and fire the Constellate Pointer at another star, ζ Prismaris, which sets the bullet on a trajectory that causes it to land directly on the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire it once at the G-Mech. "This begins the Weapon Family Reunion!"
I then pull out Toxicide and all its predecessors and dissolve the text "RIP G-Mech" with fluoroantimonic acid in the back of the G-Mech. I then set it on fire with chlorine trifluoride and poison any living things inside with polonium-294.
I then continue to the Sharpener and all its predecessors. I shoot SCP-409 and SCP-009 shots at the G-Mech, crystallizing its entire outside and much of its inside due to the sharp bullets penetrating the G-Mech's internal systems.
I move on to Notch's Smiter. I pull it out and fire a holy arrow at the G-Mech. I then switch to the Kill Screen and all its predecessors and fire several viruses at the G-Mech and a single backdoor-creating trojan. It downloads hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of viruses into the G-Mech's system, causing it to crash!
I use the Remington 420 to fire DANK MEMES at the G-Mech, memeing the crap out of it and COMPOUNDING the memes on top of the memed status for BONUS DAMAGE! Finally, I fire a PURE TROLOLO bullet at the G-Mech! Some of the [PL]s swear they can see Eduard Khil's ghost float into the G-Mech and TROLOLO it! The trololo is real, and it destroys the G-Mech's internal coding and overheats it!
I then use the Nuclear Powersaw to cut holes in the G-Mech! I finally use Chemostriker to create a USB slot in the G-Mech by stabbing it once and using it as a USB slot, inserting the Bioterrorism USB into it and giving it an endless stream of viruses!
The pure awesomeness of this turns out to be a cheat code that creates an ample amount of each Sacred Item (or if it doesn't, I originwand up said ample amounts of Sacred Items) and I expend some of them to use COMBAT OPERANDI: TOTAL RANDOMNESS on the G-Mech with the cry of "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL ZORBEEZ!"
If I, for some reason, cannot perform the CO, I just use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UNICODE LV. 10: UNITED on the G-Mech instead!
If the G-Mech is dead, I target the WB-Mech instead.
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 7/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 7/11)
Spam Filter annihilating posts. I proceed to quickly fire at the G-Mech with the Excalibleep, then use Uncloseable on the G-Mech. If it dies, substitute G-Mech for ED-Mech.
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump against a Chaos Beast, then retreat to the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere for cover. I then start work on some alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Iron Ingot = 1/??
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = 1/??
SCP Foundation Action: Noting that the Foundation Personnel are actually IRL forces aiding in the battle, a swarm of various supporting personnel join up with them, adding an extra Foundation Personnel unit and distracting against attacks on Foundation Personnel.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity switches its lightning guns over fully to lightning bolt launchers, then realizes that the Godmodder is the real threat, with the mechs as a distraction. A barrage of high-powered lightning rains down on the godmodder, distracting him from sonic impacts from the lightning and hopefully managing to connect with him. If that fails, the lightning energizes the ground to the point where an underground explosion occurs just as the godmodder thinks he is safe, blowing him into the air where another barrage of lightning impacts him in midair and slams him into the ground hard, stunning him so yet another barrage of lightning can hit home.
Perfect Sphere Actions: The Perfect Sphere heals the bridge, and the AF Peacekeepers ditch protection to run out and do what you would expect jet fighters to do against giant monsters mechs (namely, run in and launch suicidal strafing runs), forcing the Mechs to kill them first and making them harder to take out because of evasive maneuvers.
CALCULATING DAMAGE DONE TO G-MECH...
ASSUMING ALL ATTACKS HAVE DONE MAXIMUM DAMAGE...
ASSUMING AVERAGE TECHNIQUELESS DAMAGE = 10000
65,500 - 10000 - 20000 - 10000 = 25,500
65,500 - 10000 - 40000 (IF COMBAT OPERANDI) - 10000 = 5,500
NOW IS THE TIME
Godcraft: I use COMBAT OPERANDI: CONSUME on the G-MECH, in a desperately calculated attempt to get at least ONE spoil of war. PLZ
I CONTRIBUTE DAMAGE TO THE G-MECH VIA DIGISTRUCTING AN RT-20 ANTI-MATERIAL SNIPER RIFLE AND FIRING AT THE G-MECH'S HEAD, SINCE I CANNOT DO A COMBAT OPERANDI YET.
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This wasn't actually counted when I posted it. So again...
I use my Staff of Ysera's blade to cut open a section of the G-Mech's (or WB if G is dead) armor and then blast the exposed area full of flames.
Also, Twin, do you not like the fact that I've stored up so many potions? You had a potion of nectar do nothing, right?
Finally! This can go into a spoiler box again and not take up so much room!
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 72$ _ Wilson's charges A: 18/50, B: 18/50 (+4 from Piono, +2 from Fseftr)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x11 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Potion of (holy) wrath O0O Potion of Vis = ??? done
Awkward potion OOO diamond dust = ??? done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 4/8
Laiko climbs to the top of his store and looks through a small telescope he set up to get a better view of the battlefield. Unfortunately, his vision hadn't recovered enough to see much of the battle. But even so, it was very difficult so miss the fact a massive fight was taking place. He sighed and wandered back down. In all this chaos, he hoped Willow would be alright. In fact, he hoped everyone would be alright. But he knew he was being naive.
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I pull out the twin sickles that make up Cancer. These things are rather straightforward, compared to Bipolarity, or the hidden powers of Harbinger. I like them. Then, I look at the WB-Mech, and flash-step almost directly below it. Then, I streak into the air, emitting a gray aura, and moving at near the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, I am floating right before the WB-Mech. Of course, the telekinetic ability of this thing is rather limited. Instead of applying my far greater prowess, I merely clamber upon the mech itself, holding the sickles. My wards sustain me, blocking out the obscene amounts of withering energy this thing possesses. I suddenly leap off of the side, spinning around. As I do so, Cancer slices into the mech, leaving two deep gashes as I slide down. With some difficulty, I pull one of the sickles out of the robot, and then the other. At this point, I levitate into the air. I grab the first thing I think of interconnected with it within my inventory. Therefore, I pull out Harbinger. Excellent. I know apexactly what I could do with two sword blades. As such, I fly swiftly over to the front of the WB-Mech, and separate the two swords. Tilting my hand, I stab each one into one of the eye sockets on the central head of the WB-Mech, before drawing them out, and sheathing them. That was mildly intriguing. Afterwards, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier, a weapon far more suited to me than any melee ones. I point the ebony cue at the WB-Mech, examining the english aura emitting off of it. I promptly wave the long rod. A blast of English energy shaped in a manner roughly visually akin to a sphere explodes from the tip, streaking towards the WB-Mech as well. Of course, not even this energy can leave my presence without suffering some indication of my eldritch knowledge. The english energy fades to a deep black, and then strikes the WB-Mech. I replace the Bowtier with absolutely nothing. Of course, I do not need anything to deal damage. Therefore, I pull out a Void Jar of Alienis essentia, to please the Outer Gods. I toss the thing on the ground, and listen to the sound of the recently-unwarded jar breaking. The stuff begins to evaporate. As it does, my Grimdark aura reignites itself, sucking in all the light around it. I cause the cloud of essentia to combust with my mind, watching it all disappear all the while. Suddenly, all light on the planet dissipates, save for the burning of the flame caused by the combustion. Slowly, a tentacle crawls out of it, and then another. Soon thereafter, a rather large fraction of some eldritch being has emerged from the depths. Of course, it is a lesser being, only capable of merely killing half of us. The beast, obscured by the lacking of light, darts into the shadows. In a flash of arcane light, the WB-Mech is illuminated briefly. I stare at it for several seconds, and notice an ooze coming out of its body. A dank looking, slightly viscous liquid, evidently. I cannot identify it. The fluid begins dripping slowly from the robot's every orifice, horrifically replaying the final death-throes of those who were originally slain to obtain the fluid in the minds of all nearby, which is to say everyone on the Battlefield. The light is abruptly snuffed out. Ten minutes later, the fire fades away, leaving the server in complete and utter darkness for thirty seconds, when the nighttime light is restored. The WB-Mech lies upon the ground. Or rather, scraps spread across a five meter area, mutilated beyond recognition. The area is damp with some unknown liquid, of high viscosity, and a neutral color.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks once more, channeling the energy of the Green Sun slightly more than I did earlier, to maximize healing. If I do not require healing for some reason, I heal anybody who needs it, primarily players with low health.
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The slap is quick. Enough to leave behind a sting after jolting me awake, but not nearly enough to bruise. Swift, and business-like. I open my mouth, but a hand covers it, and then moves away. Without opening my eyes, I attempt to grab my wand, but realize that there is some pressure on both of my wrists, disabling my ability to move them. My eyes flutter open. The first thing I see is Navela's face. Within that second of attempting to speak, move, and escape, I look up at her. I mutter a surprised obscenity, and realize that it has literally been an hour since I slowed my brain activity with a spell. One in the morning, and utterly dark. Anyhow, Navela has pinned both of my wrists down, knees on either side of my stomach. She looks... somewhat serious.
What the *-
Her hand briefly leaves one of my wrists to cover my mouth once more, before returning to my wrist, just as I attempt to escape.
Are you trying to kill me, or something?
(Melo)drama isn't going to help you.
I apologize. Clearly, worrying about my personal safety is not an acceptable reason for you.
Perhaps you could let me go.
Nope.
A grin develops upon her face.
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Engie, you haven't gotten any spoils? Well, I hope your trick works. Anyway, I throw the following at the WB-Mech at 0.99c, or the ED-Mech if the WB-Mech is somehow dead:
It identifies each of the things I throw at it and... wait...
Hell Othe Re .scr UBS its Eem Sy Oua Re HAV ING F.U.N. But IT STI Met Odie Now
"Hello there, scrubs. It seems you are having fun. But it's time to die now."
As soon as the Mech decodes this, the collection of alchemies consisting of all my ranged alchemies (Toxicide and predecessors, Kill Screen and predecessors, Sharpener and predecessors, Billy Bazooka, Remington 420, Constellate Pointer) somehow all in my hands begins to fire at rapid rates in perfect synchrony, riddling the Mechs with bullets!
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I defend the players by bouncing the bullets that the mechs probably shoot away from them!
I then decide that I probably have died from that. Rip.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Preston Cole:
Eric sighs.
Kalare, you short-change yourself.
I suppose I jumped to conclusions a bit, I'm sorry.
He just seems to have first guardian-like powers in his possession, I suppose I assumed that you might have something specially designed to counteract something like that.
Battlefield:
Um, shoot. I don't have much time. Hank uses Play 'Em Off level 10 on one of the remaining mechs.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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Astria's Dreamscape: A table made of a strange orchid surface materializes.
Preston Cole: I did know you were there. I merely thought this was the best time to approach you. I do have impressive omniscience when in the range of Paradox Space, if not Scratch-quality - that's how I knew about the message. Now please let me down from these runes. I only want to talk, and I can't do it so well from here. If I wanted to kill you, believe me, I would have done so already.
Oh no
Cobalt and Netpatham get the Nightfall Armor!
Memed 18,000 damage to the G-Mech!
MonadoRe = Windmill (Level 2: 1/3)
THE PRINCE'S CHISEL: A glowing white chisel that is imbued with the power of the white sciences and the power to destroy hope. It can summon powerful constructs that will do its user's will.
The G-Mech becomes Infected!
4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
Okay, it did the cooldown thing.
You give Modpack the Remington 420!
CONSTELLATE POINTER: A stellar grenade launcher whose shots are fused with the power of the heavens themselves. It can use a built-in constellation tracker to aim for a specific point in the sky and fire at it, creating the ability to make specific trajectories.
Memed 10,500 damage to the G-Mech!
If you really wanted the attack to work, the WB-Mech would have to be at 314,000 HP. It was at 314,500 HP! It still works though, dealing 6,000 damage to the Mech.
The four players already have advanced gear!
A pi-related attack was already used at the WB-Mech, so it deals only 3,000 damage!
Whoops. Foundation Personnel added! For real!
The EG-Mech died already!
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
Nanogel Spaceship Hull -c Ventilation Systems = Ventgel Spaceship Hull (1/4)
Medigun && Australium = Glittering Gold (Level 3: 1/4)
Okay, that will work. But the Godmodder then twists the logic of your climb... Since HE was on the inside of the Mech, he didn't take any damage from attacks directed at the tank he was in! But since you AREN'T on the inside, you'll take damage if anyone targets the G-Mech, since you're on it and exposed!
Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = Tetrixcalibur (Level 10: 1/11)
You shield all four players, protecting them from two attacks each!
9,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
Okay, wow. Just wow. It seems that there are some people who will, no matter what, not read anything I write. This is how I said dying worked back when it was introduced:
If you die, you will have to use up AN ENTIRE POST saying that you respawn. You cannot act at all in that post, no charging, no attacking, no nothing, and it will count as one of your three posts allowed for the turn. You can then make two more normal posts.
Therefore, you are going to have to redo your charges, and your action with the players will not count.
You do respawn, though.
ULTIMATUM: The gun.
DUAL THANOSCYTHES: A set of pale grey scythes bathed in blue light that flickers with the power of Thanatos. They give the user incredible speed, allowing him to slip behind opponents and strike in unexpected places. Supercharged with the blood of a god, devastating attacks can be used with the weapons.
CERES' DESPAIR: A black and withered seed that seems to carry death instead of life. Inside of it, you can see a multicolored liquid. Slamming the seed into the ground will create a tree known as the Despair.
14,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENGIETECH - MAINFRAME
Still in space, you raise your hands, which glow with a dull red light. You stretch them out to the endless expanse of the stars, and the holographic image of the Mainframe flickers into existence. Due to its massive power, only a small part of it can be sustained through the means of a simple Battle Technique. That part is more than enough, thankfully, to do some serious damage. The Mainframe fires hundreds of arrays of laser beams at the G-Mech, which scream down to Minecraft and deal a memed 30,000 damage! Additional 5 damage to gutza!
Constellate Pointer && Picture of SCP-1548 = Celestial Might (Level 10: 1/11)
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube (Level 10: 1/11)
Bow$er69 is shielded from a third attack!
7,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
You attempt to shield yourself from the Tidal Wave!
Morning Seat -c Arachnichair = Morning Chair (1/4)
The reason your attacks are starting to deal less damage is because you're using the Hazel Wand for every single one of them.
THE BLACK RING: A pure black ring inscribed with nearly invisible runes that command the power of the Inky Abyss. It is composed of solid visink, and the user's connection to the Inky Abyss is magnified while using the ring.
CHERUB'S REGISWORD: An odd version of the Regisword that glows with red and green energy. It seems to have the duality powers that are typical with cherubs.
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
+12,000 HP to the WB-Mech!
You Great Aether Bow$er69, whose shields protect him!
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
12,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
+6,000 HP to Limon!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 BLACK INCHES
You raise the Black Inches at the ED-Mech, and whirl it around in the air, picking up a massive amount of speed! The Inches start to glow green, and then the golden energy of creation materializes around them! You run and jump towards the ED-Mech and strike it with the whip, the golden energy arching towards the Mech and creating a scratching pattern across it! 15,000 damage!
The Warrior and Buff Monk will suicide...
The Obsidian Fortress disappears as you use the attack.
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => WORLD WAR
You hear a low rumble behind you. You turn around and see various armies from points in history, all in a mad rush towards the ED-Mech! It seems that your Realism Project all those hundreds of pages ago is still in effect... The ED-Mech seems to be their common enemy, as it is suddenly bombarded by weapons that exist centuries apart! Crossbows, slingshots, tanks, machine guns, missiles, rocks! It takes 8,000 damage!
The Players already have armor!
Got it.
Memed 15,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet = Solar Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
You create a barrier around Talist, protecting him from attack!
10,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
15,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
You guard yourself and Tazz!
4,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
Memed 18,000 damage to the G-Mech!
What EN-Mech?
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => IUBEOQUE
You expend 2 Hog Slop and 3 Weasel Snot.
25,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
TWILISABER: A modified version of Dusk's Dawn. Its hilt is now that of a Darksaber, and the weapon can toggle from being a scythe to a sword. The weapon is pure black, and crackles with white energy. It seems to draw all light into itself.
5,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
They already have armor and weapons!
The EG-Mech, in its spherical form (not a carcass!), rolls out of the way of your portal!
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: COMBAT OPERANDI => DOOM RISING
You expend 3 of every Sacred Item!
You equip the Doombringer, even though it was more of HIS weapon, and point it at the G-Mech. It begins to charge up a massive ball of energy in its railgun form, at which point you realize something: the Doombringer is supposed to be able to turn into any firearm in existence. Grinning, you fire the railgun shot and then switch the weapon to a rocket launcher, firing a volley of rockets at it! You then switch it to a pistol and fire several Doom Bullets! You then switch it to a sniper rifle, and then an assault rifle, and then a shotgun, working your way through nearly every single gun you can think of before finishing off with a massive cannon! Memed 45,000 damage to the G-Mech!
The sponges melt!
Memed 12,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Wait... Are you alchemizing the Minigun with a literal garage?
Alright, that could work.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 IMPROBABLE - MADNESS
You fire up the Improbability Drive a final time, creating a massive vortex to another world! Suddenly, you see Tricky come out of it. Then Jesus. Then the Auditor. Soon, every single character in Madness Combat piles out of the vortex, all aiming their obscene amount of weapons at the G-Mech! The resulting explosion blocks out the sun. Memed 30,000 damage to the G-Mech!
The Chaos Beasts are inflicted with Fear and Wither!
12,000 damage to a Chaos Beast!
The Origin Wands are not capable of creating functioning alchemies!
The lava somehow cools into obsidian, and the EG-Mech then smashes through them.
Memed 6,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Memed 15,000 damage to the G-Mech! The Godmodder flew off of the wall early on, though.
The D-class dies, and the ED-Mech is knocked back several blocks! It just rolls back to the Battlefield...
Memed 9,000 damage to the G-Mech! The Mech already has a status effect that makes it weak to attack, so the next three attacks against the G-Mech will CRIT!
> Irecreeper: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAIRSTORM - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE
20,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
The Brainmelter > Fine = The Brainswitcher (Level 7: 1/8)
Ink Vial && Eldritch Tentacle && Nightmare Fuel = Liquid Nest (Level 10: 1/11)
10,500 damage to the WB-Mech!
You are protected from attack this turn!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
The decapitation will only work if it ends up killing the WB-Mech!
Other then the occasional move of an eldritch abomination, you see nothing interesting.
+6,000 HP to the WB-Mech!
The EN-Mech's attack this turn will minicrit!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
You levy the Teraporter at... wait. Who were you targeting with the attack?
SCP-173 sneaks up behind the WB-Mech and deals 5,000 damage to it.
The Godmodder throws several Smoke Balls into the air that obscure the lightning!
You equip the Nightfall Armor.
NIGHTFALL ARMOR: A black version of the Cascade Armor, forged from the most powerful steel in the universe, worn by Glitch Elites. The decals of its aspect logos stand out in a brilliant white. The armor retains its aspect-based powers of breath, light, time and space, and now offers additional protection.
You drink a Potion of Moonlight, gaining Regen!
Critted 20,000 damage to the G-Mech!
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 HAMMER TIME - UNTOUCHABLE
Crited 30,000 damage to the G-Mech!
Failed thanks to...
...Tazz!
4 damage to K4yne!
Critted 26,000 damage to the G-Mech!
The Ace deals 4,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
The Godmodder kicks the fandoms to the other side of the Fourth Wall, where they bounce against it harmlessly.
As much as I hate to say this, what EN-Mech??
*sobs*
When sensing a paradox, the ED-Mech shuts off its audio receptors. It didn't hear you.
12,000 damage to the WB-Mech!
You guard generic and Cobalt!
The WB-Mech has no appendages, if by that you mean arms and legs!
WINDMILL: A tall windmill.
All AG players gain +2 HP and +2 max HP!
The Mechs decide not to use bullets this turn and use lasers instead, rendering your defense moot.
> pionoplayer?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
20,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
3,000 damage to the ED-Mech!
The second Impetus Comb is almost filled!
The Mech Buster Cannon idles!
The four players kill two Chaos Beasts and deal 3,000 damage to the ED-Mech! Stitch deals 9,000 damage to the WB-Mech! The Warrior and Buff Monk go on a suicide rush against the G-Mech, dealing a memed 30,000 damage and killing both of them! Limon uses Turret Barrage and summons several Limon Elements! They move into the range of the Chaos Beasts and deal 9,000 damage to one of them! Limon deals 6,000 damage to the ED-Mech! The Perfect Sphere builds up forces! The Foundation Personnel deal 2,000 damage to a Chaos Beast!
The EG-Mech uses its Kamikaze, Tidal Wave! It levitates in the air and glows a pale blue color, drawing the waters of Minecraft towards itself! Waterfalls that reach down to bedrock are sucked up towards the Mech, as are rivers, seas, and oceans. The radius of the attack moves for thousands of blocks until the Mech has a very sizable ball of water surrounding itself! It then forcefully ejects the ball of water across the Battlefield, the momentum of the attack breaking apart the earth, chopping down trees, and destroying the MBC, killing 3 Foundation Personnel, rocketjumper, (>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<), and Bow$er69! The EG-Mech then explodes and dies! It drops a Spoil of War that is claimed by generic: the Pale Valve!
The other Mechs deal 25,000 damage to the Outer Shield and Bridge of the Perfect Sphere, 30,000 damage to Limon, and 5 damage to all unguarded AG players! A Chaos Beast takes 6,000 damage due to Fear and Wither! The both of them are too scared to attack! The Godmodder focuses and taps deep into his newfound power as a blue light surrounds him...
> Godmodder477: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BLACKLIST
He grins.
The Godmodder equips the Blacklister, the upgraded version of the Banhammer he alchemized a while ago! It glimmers with an obsidian aura, and as he flashsteps towards the AG players, he raises the hammer over his head! Suddenly, the hammer's heads glow ruby as sword blades eject from them! The heads then spin around, creating a whirling saw of death! The Godmodder flashsteps around and slashes through every unguarded AG player with the weapon, even slicing through their purest coding!
The attack deals 10 damage to all unguarded AG players, killing Leonstar0, Crusher48, omglolsguy, and jondanger! In addition, those four players can only post TWICE next turn, not three times!
You're running very low on Sacred Items! Obtain more!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Defend all AG entities!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================== 1,279,100/1,500,000
Current Impetus Comb: 2
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 10/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 6/22.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 3/22. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 7/22.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 0/22.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 7/22.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 22/22. SHIELDED
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 7/22.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 7/22.
Talist: [AG] HP: 7/22. SHIELDED
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 1/23. Regen: II
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 2/22.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 5/22. SHIELDED
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/22.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 17/22. Has Armor. SHIELDED
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/22.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 0/22.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/22.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 16/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20. SHIELDED
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 15/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 13/20. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20.
rocketjumper: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Equalizer: IIII
(>'.')>DAYDAYDAY<('.'<): [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Mach 9: IIII
Bow$er69: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Ultimate Koopa: IIII
theMarionette: [PL] HP: 15,000/15,000. Respawns: IIII Nightmare: IIII
Stitch: [AG]
Limon: [AG] HP: 18,000/180,000. Maternal Fury: II Turret Barrage: II IN USE Sprite Calling: III Regen: III Limon Elements: (x10.)
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 42,000/42,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 25,000/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 25,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 100,000/100,000 HP. AF Peacekeepers: 2,500/2,500 HP. (x8.)
Foundation Personnel: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
G-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 65,500/800,000. Curbstomp: III Infected: III Memed: III
WB-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 186,000/750,000. Netherarria: III
ED-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 220,400/900,000. Finale: III Confuse: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Chaos Beasts: [PG] HP: 4,500/17,500. (x1.) 9,500/17,500. (x1.) Fear: I Wither: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 10/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
6 Pie Filling
4 Weasel Snot
GODSLAYR 1/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 7/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 3/9 (Lighty Octet)
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Twin: 1)?TT: TG, the Origin Wands can materialize things in an unspecific manner, right? Like, random items in certain parameters.CTG: UhCTG: Yeah I guess?TT: KKden.CTG: It can summon whatever you want'?TT: Wanted to make sure.2) The Origin Wands can do alchemies, at least based on past evidence. You allowed me to clone Lancer with them. At least. I don't know about UNSPECIFIED Alchemies, but it can do SPECIFIED ones...I suppose unspecified alchemies are a bit too broad?The God-Emperor has graced his humble servant with a response, which I shall now dump on here because deleting the entire content of this post and saying [NOTHING TO SEE HERE] is just not my thing.
[08:26] TG: I didn't know things stood for alchemes.
[08:26] TG: *alchemies.
[08:26] TG: If I had, I would have given a different answer.
[08:26] TT: Yeah. Maybe should've been clearer.
[08:26] TG: In addition, you were able to clone Lancer because it was just that: a clone.
[08:26] TT: Ah.
[08:26] TG: Just clearing that up.
[08:26] TT: Okay, I see what you mean.
[08:27] -- twinGuardians [TG] stopped messaging thaumicTheorist [TT] at 20:27 --
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
The Pale Valve, much like the EG-Mech's Kamikaze, gathers up all water in a medium-sized area around itself and makes it form a ball around its user. The ball will then forcefully eject its contents in a spherical direction around itself, spraying itself at high momentum towards targets. The attack has a high chance to deal armor-piercing damage that ignores the shields. The Spoil itself is a slightly rusted valve used for controlling the flow of water.
I switch the Twilisaber to sword, and slice straight through the ED-Mech.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
The Brainswitcher 2/8
Liquid Nest 2/11
+1 to Amp x2.
Thanks for informing me of my repetition. I'll try to cut down on the utilization of said things in the future.
@Generic: Sorry, but you'll have to play your own four games of eldritch chess. This seems useful, and I'd rather not just give it up immediately. I hope you understand.
I slip on the Black Ring as well. This seems to be a rather amazing thing. Upon doing so, I immediately activate it, hoping that the large amount of energy from the Inky Abyss I will be channeling does not kill me. Bluh. Anyways, I grab a large vial of Visink. The thick liquid is of standard quality, slightly above average. Good. Well, for me. I abruptly spin around, and smash the bottle against the WB-Mech via a throw. The Visink splatters satisfyingly across the mech. Nothing occurs for several moments. The tense silence is broken by the sound of arcane emanations. Aubergine sparks dance off of the robot, igniting into a full-fledged aura, twisting around the WB-Mech. However, the other half of the surface of the mech is filled by rapidly accelerating ink. The flowing liquid speeds around the Mech in a roughly elliptical orbit, at about the speed of sound. Slowly, a link to the Inky Abyss is forged through the ink. This link, due to the instability surrounding its creation, will only last approximately the duration of this attack. The corrupting energies flood through, warping the WB-Mech with the essence of a dimension inhospitable to any sentient beings, or robotic entities. Well, plane of the Void, but I digress. However, the stuff also sustains the real reason I work with copious amounts of the liquid: knowledge. Knowledge, evidently, is power, but NOT vice-versa. As such, I flood the ink with esoteric energy, causing it to exude a faint mauve aura. Instantaneously, the fluid ring emits a curse devised by me personally. The very foundations of the thing blow the WB-Mech into the ground. The swirling dichromatic aura becomes slightly more prominent, before smashing together, spraying Visink and regular ink everywhere. I avoid this, as the stuff is mildly corrosive at this point. The ink types proceed to glow two different colors. The Visink glows a bright, exuberant blue, and the regular stuff a candy red color. Their orbits slowly shrink, before they descend upon the Mech, vaporizing themselves in a blast of recondite energy. I deactivate the Black Ring.
Speaking of my above attack, do the effects of the Splash Black Potion and Black Ring stack? If they do, I will really need to be worried about dying of magic overexertion.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
—
I look at Raven.
No, I'd rather we kept you at our mercy.
—
Meanwhile, I pace in my room, having just returned from the common one. Last night was an absolute failure. I laid there for five hours before I realized it wasn't going to happen. My laptop charges on the table, and the Hazel Wand remains untouched, luckily. That thing is horrible. It augments the intensity of the voices, it gives me destructive urges, et cetera. It would be best if I refrained from going near it as long as elvenly possible. Alas, I know I'll have to touch it eventually. But, now, I think it's time to attempt to sleep once more. I have not slept for nearly two and a quarter enquier. It is painful to exist, yet I cannot sleep. I walk over to that absurd human contraption I am borrowing called a bed. That infernal thing is absolutely useless! How do people sleep that easily without awakening to psychic disturbances? Whatever. I slide under the covers, and stare at the ceiling for several moments, before rolling over to the right, facing the desk with the laptop. The door is diagonal from my current position, closed. I lay for several minutes.
This isn't going to work.
I'm going to have to find a way to get to sleep right now. I leap out of the infernal thing swiftly, and grab the Hazel Wand. From there, I slide back under the covers, and point the wand at my temples. I could easily blow my own head off, as it would not be Just, and certainly not Heroic. However, that is always risky. And kind of disturbing. However, it is an option. Or, I could merely knock myself out, or slow my brain activity to replicate alpha waves. Actually, that seems to be the best option. I give it a nonverbal incantation, and swiftly teleport the wand over to the table once more. My vision fades.
Godcraft: I grab out the genuine Pomson 9000, and adjust a few settings, then take aim at the Chaos Beasts. A strange pinkish colour, surrounded by streaks of white, shivers in the air... Suddenly, a black sawblade blasts out of the barrel, slicing through both of the Chaos Beasts! The damage indicator above each of them shows that I somehow did Bacon elemental damage. Wat. Hmmm... I wonder what the Godmodder's elemental resistances are...
WELL THEN, FOR THAT, YOU'LL NEED ME. BUT TO UNLOCK A BATTLE TECHNIQUE TREE SO THAT I CAN CHECK THEM, SEEING AS I'M A SEPARATE CHARACTER BY TECHNICALITY, I'LL HAVE TO DEAL DAMAGE FIRST. AN ORANGE EYE OF ENERGY FORMS ABOVE THE TOP OF THE WB-MECH, STARING AT IT, THEN FIRES A PIERCING BEAM DOWNWARDS.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Anyways these mechs are all rather intimidating. Kind of. Okay not whatsoever. Seriously though, the Godmodder's unoriginal. Has he EVER made an entity that isn't based on normal Minecraft mobs? I think not. The lazy man. Anyways I appearificate some parts out of the WB-Mech and it suddenly falls over. Huh. I then sendificate the Pale Valve into the gap those part previously occupied, and it suddenly goes off, spreading water through the Mech's entire body.
GODSLAYR 2/??
Typheus' Might && Fluorite Octet 8/9 (Windy Octet)
Cetus' Crusher && Fluorite Octet 4/9 (Lighty Octet)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Constellate Pointer && Picture of SCP-1548 = Celestial Might 3/11
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube 3/11
I test out the Constellate Pointer by flash-stepping to the edge of the Battlefield and aiming at the Minecraftian star Ï… Redstonis. This sets the bullet on a direct trajectory to one of the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then flash-step to another spot on the battlefield and fire the Constellate Pointer at another star, ζ Prismaris, which sets the bullet on a trajectory that causes it to land directly on the G-Mech's visual sensors.
I then pull out the Billy Bazooka and fire it once at the G-Mech. "This begins the Weapon Family Reunion!"
I then pull out Toxicide and all its predecessors and dissolve the text "RIP G-Mech" with fluoroantimonic acid in the back of the G-Mech. I then set it on fire with chlorine trifluoride and poison any living things inside with polonium-294.
I then continue to the Sharpener and all its predecessors. I shoot SCP-409 and SCP-009 shots at the G-Mech, crystallizing its entire outside and much of its inside due to the sharp bullets penetrating the G-Mech's internal systems.
I move on to Notch's Smiter. I pull it out and fire a holy arrow at the G-Mech. I then switch to the Kill Screen and all its predecessors and fire several viruses at the G-Mech and a single backdoor-creating trojan. It downloads hundreds of thousands of millions of billions of viruses into the G-Mech's system, causing it to crash!
I use the Remington 420 to fire DANK MEMES at the G-Mech, memeing the crap out of it and COMPOUNDING the memes on top of the memed status for BONUS DAMAGE! Finally, I fire a PURE TROLOLO bullet at the G-Mech! Some of the [PL]s swear they can see Eduard Khil's ghost float into the G-Mech and TROLOLO it! The trololo is real, and it destroys the G-Mech's internal coding and overheats it!
I then use the Nuclear Powersaw to cut holes in the G-Mech! I finally use Chemostriker to create a USB slot in the G-Mech by stabbing it once and using it as a USB slot, inserting the Bioterrorism USB into it and giving it an endless stream of viruses!
The pure awesomeness of this turns out to be a cheat code that creates an ample amount of each Sacred Item (or if it doesn't, I originwand up said ample amounts of Sacred Items) and I expend some of them to use COMBAT OPERANDI: TOTAL RANDOMNESS on the G-Mech with the cry of "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL ZORBEEZ!"
If I, for some reason, cannot perform the CO, I just use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: UNICODE LV. 10: UNITED on the G-Mech instead!
If the G-Mech is dead, I target the WB-Mech instead.
Quill Pen && Sword Majjyks = Tetrixcalibur (Level 10: 4/11)
Eyeblenders && L. Electric Blender Elemental && Electric Blenders && Stephen J. Poplawski = Miscetis (Level 10: 7/11)
Pinky Swearer && Greater Left Pinky Elemental && Pile of Severed Left Arms = Scalpere Parum (Level 10: 7/11)
Spam Filter annihilating posts. I proceed to quickly fire at the G-Mech with the Excalibleep, then use Uncloseable on the G-Mech. If it dies, substitute G-Mech for ED-Mech.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
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You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
3/30 Guardian Orbs
3/12 Rage Beacon
My Action: I use Battle Technique: Terajump against a Chaos Beast, then retreat to the Bridge of the Perfect Sphere for cover. I then start work on some alchemies:
Cheap Sword && Iron Ingot = 1/??
Ender Pearl && Chaos Emerald = 1/??
SCP Foundation Action: Noting that the Foundation Personnel are actually IRL forces aiding in the battle, a swarm of various supporting personnel join up with them, adding an extra Foundation Personnel unit and distracting against attacks on Foundation Personnel.
Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Entity switches its lightning guns over fully to lightning bolt launchers, then realizes that the Godmodder is the real threat, with the mechs as a distraction. A barrage of high-powered lightning rains down on the godmodder, distracting him from sonic impacts from the lightning and hopefully managing to connect with him. If that fails, the lightning energizes the ground to the point where an underground explosion occurs just as the godmodder thinks he is safe, blowing him into the air where another barrage of lightning impacts him in midair and slams him into the ground hard, stunning him so yet another barrage of lightning can hit home.
Perfect Sphere Actions: The Perfect Sphere heals the bridge, and the AF Peacekeepers ditch protection to run out and do what you would expect jet fighters to do against giant
monstersmechs (namely, run in and launch suicidal strafing runs), forcing the Mechs to kill them first and making them harder to take out because of evasive maneuvers.ASSUMING ALL ATTACKS HAVE DONE MAXIMUM DAMAGE...
ASSUMING AVERAGE TECHNIQUELESS DAMAGE = 10000
65,500 - 10000 - 20000 - 10000 = 25,500
65,500 - 10000 - 40000 (IF COMBAT OPERANDI) - 10000 = 5,500
NOW IS THE TIME
Godcraft: I use COMBAT OPERANDI: CONSUME on the G-MECH, in a desperately calculated attempt to get at least ONE spoil of war. PLZ
I CONTRIBUTE DAMAGE TO THE G-MECH VIA DIGISTRUCTING AN RT-20 ANTI-MATERIAL SNIPER RIFLE AND FIRING AT THE G-MECH'S HEAD, SINCE I CANNOT DO A COMBAT OPERANDI YET.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+2 to Fseftr
This wasn't actually counted when I posted it. So again...
I use my Staff of Ysera's blade to cut open a section of the G-Mech's (or WB if G is dead) armor and then blast the exposed area full of flames.
Also, Twin, do you not like the fact that I've stored up so many potions? You had a potion of nectar do nothing, right?
Finally! This can go into a spoiler box again and not take up so much room!
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x11 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Potion of (holy) wrath O0O Potion of Vis = ??? done
Awkward potion OOO diamond dust = ??? done
Good Fox && (Battery && Kinetic Generator && Tesla Coil && Gravity generator && Hologram projector) = The Sparker 4/8
Laiko climbs to the top of his store and looks through a small telescope he set up to get a better view of the battlefield. Unfortunately, his vision hadn't recovered enough to see much of the battle. But even so, it was very difficult so miss the fact a massive fight was taking place. He sighed and wandered back down. In all this chaos, he hoped Willow would be alright. In fact, he hoped everyone would be alright. But he knew he was being naive.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Liquid Nest 3/11
+1 to Amp x2.
I pull out the twin sickles that make up Cancer. These things are rather straightforward, compared to Bipolarity, or the hidden powers of Harbinger. I like them. Then, I look at the WB-Mech, and flash-step almost directly below it. Then, I streak into the air, emitting a gray aura, and moving at near the speed of light. Within a nanosecond, I am floating right before the WB-Mech. Of course, the telekinetic ability of this thing is rather limited. Instead of applying my far greater prowess, I merely clamber upon the mech itself, holding the sickles. My wards sustain me, blocking out the obscene amounts of withering energy this thing possesses. I suddenly leap off of the side, spinning around. As I do so, Cancer slices into the mech, leaving two deep gashes as I slide down. With some difficulty, I pull one of the sickles out of the robot, and then the other. At this point, I levitate into the air. I grab the first thing I think of interconnected with it within my inventory. Therefore, I pull out Harbinger. Excellent. I know apexactly what I could do with two sword blades. As such, I fly swiftly over to the front of the WB-Mech, and separate the two swords. Tilting my hand, I stab each one into one of the eye sockets on the central head of the WB-Mech, before drawing them out, and sheathing them. That was mildly intriguing. Afterwards, I equip the Baroqueback Bowtier, a weapon far more suited to me than any melee ones. I point the ebony cue at the WB-Mech, examining the english aura emitting off of it. I promptly wave the long rod. A blast of English energy shaped in a manner roughly visually akin to a sphere explodes from the tip, streaking towards the WB-Mech as well. Of course, not even this energy can leave my presence without suffering some indication of my eldritch knowledge. The english energy fades to a deep black, and then strikes the WB-Mech. I replace the Bowtier with absolutely nothing. Of course, I do not need anything to deal damage. Therefore, I pull out a Void Jar of Alienis essentia, to please the Outer Gods. I toss the thing on the ground, and listen to the sound of the recently-unwarded jar breaking. The stuff begins to evaporate. As it does, my Grimdark aura reignites itself, sucking in all the light around it. I cause the cloud of essentia to combust with my mind, watching it all disappear all the while. Suddenly, all light on the planet dissipates, save for the burning of the flame caused by the combustion. Slowly, a tentacle crawls out of it, and then another. Soon thereafter, a rather large fraction of some eldritch being has emerged from the depths. Of course, it is a lesser being, only capable of merely killing half of us. The beast, obscured by the lacking of light, darts into the shadows. In a flash of arcane light, the WB-Mech is illuminated briefly. I stare at it for several seconds, and notice an ooze coming out of its body. A dank looking, slightly viscous liquid, evidently. I cannot identify it. The fluid begins dripping slowly from the robot's every orifice, horrifically replaying the final death-throes of those who were originally slain to obtain the fluid in the minds of all nearby, which is to say everyone on the Battlefield. The light is abruptly snuffed out. Ten minutes later, the fire fades away, leaving the server in complete and utter darkness for thirty seconds, when the nighttime light is restored. The WB-Mech lies upon the ground. Or rather, scraps spread across a five meter area, mutilated beyond recognition. The area is damp with some unknown liquid, of high viscosity, and a neutral color.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks once more, channeling the energy of the Green Sun slightly more than I did earlier, to maximize healing. If I do not require healing for some reason, I heal anybody who needs it, primarily players with low health.
—
The slap is quick. Enough to leave behind a sting after jolting me awake, but not nearly enough to bruise. Swift, and business-like. I open my mouth, but a hand covers it, and then moves away. Without opening my eyes, I attempt to grab my wand, but realize that there is some pressure on both of my wrists, disabling my ability to move them. My eyes flutter open. The first thing I see is Navela's face. Within that second of attempting to speak, move, and escape, I look up at her. I mutter a surprised obscenity, and realize that it has literally been an hour since I slowed my brain activity with a spell. One in the morning, and utterly dark. Anyhow, Navela has pinned both of my wrists down, knees on either side of my stomach. She looks... somewhat serious.
What the *-
Her hand briefly leaves one of my wrists to cover my mouth once more, before returning to my wrist, just as I attempt to escape.
Are you trying to kill me, or something?
(Melo)drama isn't going to help you.
I apologize. Clearly, worrying about my personal safety is not an acceptable reason for you.
Perhaps you could let me go.
Nope.
A grin develops upon her face.
Constellate Pointer && Picture of SCP-1548 = Celestial Might 4/11
SCP-090 || Shengshou 10x10 = Disaster's Speedcube 4/11
Engie, you haven't gotten any spoils? Well, I hope your trick works. Anyway, I throw the following at the WB-Mech at 0.99c, or the ED-Mech if the WB-Mech is somehow dead:
The village of Hell in Norway, the commune of Othe in north-eastern France, a chunk of rhenium, a screensaver file, a UBS machine gun (non-functioning, modified to explode on impact at high velocity), a book composed entirely of the word "its", the river Eem in the Netherlands, the commune of Sy in France, the islet of Oua in Tuvalu, a marimba D key, a 10:1 scale model of José Martà International Airport, the three letters "ING", a DVD of the Spongebob episode F.U.N., the village of But in Poland, a Dynasty IT, a 10:1 scale model of Cibao International Airport, a model of methionine, a statue of Odie from Garfield and every album titled "Now".
It identifies each of the things I throw at it and... wait...
Hell Othe Re .scr UBS its Eem Sy Oua Re HAV ING F.U.N. But IT STI Met Odie Now
"Hello there, scrubs. It seems you are having fun. But it's time to die now."
As soon as the Mech decodes this, the collection of alchemies consisting of all my ranged alchemies (Toxicide and predecessors, Kill Screen and predecessors, Sharpener and predecessors, Billy Bazooka, Remington 420, Constellate Pointer) somehow all in my hands begins to fire at rapid rates in perfect synchrony, riddling the Mechs with bullets!