Announcer: "Today, the minecraftverse got showered in 10,000 feet of snow, as well as 3 icicles, and a ball of hail the size of the sun! However, it was all concentrated in a very small area..."
I look over and see the EN-Mech buried under 10,000 feet of snow, 3 icicles, and a hail ball of slightly exaggerated size.
SPAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>...
*the Space Core deorbits safely, by virtue of its Aperture-endowed extreme temperature resistance, and plugs into a random mech. If it fails to plug in and instead makes a major impact, I plug it in to a Mech. The Mech then flies off into space.
>>Well, wasn't that useful. Mostly. Railguns firing at Mechs, lasers firing at Mechs.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Wow, I posted last on Page 847. that's the designation number of a particular SCP...
Action 3/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 47/60
Elemental Retribution: 22/50
I uppercut and then drop-kick the Godmodder. Before I do, I set up a machine that instantly bans/deletes all of his clones 400,000 times every 12 seconds. I also set up another machine that breaks the Godmodder's armor in the same time. Even before I do so, I keep the OP scale upright with a physgun.
WHAT? The EN-Mech can just RANDOMLY heal itself for 150,000 HP at no cost? This BETTER NOT become a consistent thing!
"Ill just keep withering it with the painchimer from now on, no healing for the EN-Mech. Sayonara overpowered piece of gorilla. How usefull that i withered it BEFORE k4yne invested the 50 charges of healing into the EN-Mech.", Granger replies to TT2000. She looks at the AG armies and raises her voice: "The time is now, we're shredding this thing!" but adds "'We' is tempotary by the way, im not joining AG, i've got my own busyness here." with a quietish voice.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 1/11
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I assume i can charge the noisemaker, i do so! (Charges: 2)
I raise the AG armies attack damage with a cry of courage! (see RP above)
Sunpowder 4/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 4/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
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17/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
Storypost?
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, I never got a chance to read it. But I quickly do so anyway... R-Uh oh. A void forms around the Matrix, as Flux Gas pours out. HEH HEHHEHHEH- HEH HEH-HEH -HEH-- / HEH HEH-HEH HEH HEH-HEHHEH -HEH-- HEH HEHHEHHEH --- HEHHEH- HEH-HEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH / HEH- -HEHHEHHEH HEHHEHHEH --- HEH-HEH -HEHHEHHEH / - HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH / HEHHEH-HEH HEH-HEHHEH HEHHEH- -HEHHEH- HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH / HEHHEHHEH - --- HEH--HEH / - HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH / HEHHEHHEH- --- HEHHEH -HEHHEH / -HEH --- HEHHEHHEH- HEH- HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH The Erelyesouls round around the Infusion Altar, absorbing the flux. But there is too much. The Erelyesouls are blasted back into their timelines, along with tons of Taint.
NO! The Arcane Pedestals start to become encrusted in Quicksilver. The world falls away from beneath the Infusion Altar. They hang in the Void. Extra Arcane Pedestals burst into millions of Wisps. Warded seals placed on the Altar spontaneously combust, even though there is no oxygen to burn. They seem to be moving. BOOM!
Uuuughhhh... What... Oh. The Altar.
WAIT, THE ALTAR! Where... Am I?
Last I remember was a giant shatter...
Then time started to reverse...
But that's not happening to me... Or the altar...
Raspberry Helmet...? CURRENTLY IN: UNIVERSE 🜸. LOCATION: 666,666 / DIVIDE BY 0 EXCEPTION / NIL
What. Well, at least it finished the Essentia stage before soaring... The Pillars start turning into Molten Lead, with an outer crust of Quicksilver. The runes on the Matrix glow amazingly bright, and turn into windows. Windows into the Universe of Vis and Essentia... Where all is transformed into it's component vis or essentia.
These... windows... I can see through the nodes there. I see the link. The primadoral place that created the biomes with their imbalances...
And a giant node, one with millions of every aspect. One brighter than bright, and has a perfect balance.
Yggdrasil. Maybe... I attempt to drain the node...
In Universe C, Yggdrasil withers, as if it's very essence is being drained. It's tallest leaves start to decay as it's energy is sapped.
This might work! Just take the power of Yggdrasil, and infuse it into the Infusion Altar... And the node reaches half capacity... TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Ask TP for a tour of the present, summon baby bottle for SF.
(Also remind nimble to change SF's place from on the ground to in my arms)
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The Painter has not seen anything outside of his room, in the present. You do so... And nothing happens. The Shadowy Figure starts to suffocate because of mouth-breathing. Sure.
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I swiftly flash-step before Piono, and then infect him with Flux Phage as quick as I can, before flash-stepping away. No use in attacking.
Back to my first post, on the subject of books. Of course, the Parma i Istarion of Lord-Archmage Nartheon is not the only book on the occult I have salvaged from Vetas. I also have antiquated tomes written by elven authors centuries, and even millennia, long past. These include books like Turba Philosopharum, the Liber Investigationis, or others, such as Key of Wisdom, Albertus Magnus, Ars Magna et Ultima, Clavis Alchimiae, or De Lapide Philoshico. Others still I keep under lock and key, such as the fragmentary Book of Eibon, the Unaussprechlichen Kulten of von Junzt, the De Masticatione Mortuorum in Tumulis, and the five hundred ancient tomes of Aeronedium. I have reportedly been seen locking up a fabled worm-riddled book of Abdul Alhazred, the Tablets of Nhing, and the Manuscripts of Pnakotus in a sealed vault of pure Infuscolium, but I shall not confirm nor deny this.
@Gerbil: How did you read twenty thousand pages that fast? In Quenya, no less? And, by Universe of Vis, I would assume you meant Nihil Magna. You did read the Istarion, right? I can translate it for you, if you wish.
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Anew Arisen OR the life force of earth's ecosystem 1/11
I finish the Taker
2/? for metal flail
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes up behind piono to give him a bear hug, piono suddenly has a seizure forced on him by the teleporting erelye, that although does not force him to drop Ircucvci, does cause him to be unable to react to Tazz's rush. His crushing bear hug deals 2 damage to piono before piono creates a blast of air that knocks tazz back.
Erelye rushes at him attempting to infect him with flux phage, but piono quickly dodges under his arm (yes, faster than erelye. Time-stepping.) up and under, slams erelye into the ground, and stabs him with Arctoae (erelye is still allowed to at least try to block/dodge) creating a massive temperature drop, freezing over the entire piece of the MC Freedom's deck they are standing on, and freezing erelye solid.
Because of the intensity of the strife, none of the three strifers have noticed that the tornado has ejected their piece of the MC Freedom's deck. The piece of deck is now hurtling through the air, thousands of feet above the battlefield.
Trickystrife:
Vriska peers into the storm clouds. I wish this piece of ru88ish had my powers without me wasting it.
H̻̐̊ͩ̊̏͠e̼̊͋͏̫͐̊l̓̊͐̈́᷃̊͟l̨̊᷇̽͂̊͑o̡̪̯̊̌ͣ̊ ͈̦͇̣̊͐̊t᷂̗᷇̊̃̊͟h̰̫̥̊̏̊͢e͕ͣ̊ͫ̈᷇̊r̟̖̊ͩ᷆̊͟e͈̊᷁̎̂̊͊.͎̲͇̅̊̊ͫ
CaptainM8ndfang whirls around.
At the other end of her piece of deck is the clown. Hovering at five points of a pentagon just above the piece of deck are the nexus gunboats. (twin, nexus gunboats are no longer targetable by someone not involved in this strife, and likewise they will only be targeting members of this strife. No, they will not be re-entering the battlefield) gorilla. T̡̡᷇̅̍̒͞h̡̡̩͈᷂᷇̅i̶̡̡̞ͫ̚ͅś̡̡̓̂ͣ͢'̴̡̡͈͑̾͜l̵̡̡̺̲ͫ͟l̵̡̢̡̥ͯ̕ ̡̡̘̗᷆̏̏b̡̡̖̝̙̾͆e̶̡̡̳̮̚͝ ̡̡͓̏́̾͢f̡̡̰᷂̻̓̇u̡̡̮͔̻᷈͊n̡̡̝̪̯ͪ͝!̡̡͎̌᷄̉ͯ
Vriska begins to step backwards, but stops right before she backs off the edge.
Even in ancestral awakening, the clown is a serious threat.
Tricky lunges at her, she drops to the deck. Tricky dips his sign post down, Vriska catches it with he blade, sliding it to the side, kicks her minecraftian legs into Tricky, launching him up into the air.
Tricky hits a Nexus gunboat with a thud, then rolls up onto the top.
N̵̡ͤ̔͗̔̔o̥̔ͬͤ̔͝͡r̶᷿̬̔̎̾̔ ̲̣ͩ̔̓̔͑w͓̘͔̔͐̔͐a̳᷇̔̎̔̔͗s̩̭̻̔̒̔͒ ̨̛̳̔̔̔͜t̩ͤ̔᷀᷈̔̑h͎́̔̋̿̑̔a̩͒̔̆ͩ̂̔t̝̞̔̌̔͘ͅ.̖̺̔ͥ͒̔̚
The nexus gunboats open fire, no longer having to worry about friendly fire, they unleash all their weaponry, completely immolating the piece of deck. Vriska dodges by flying (it seems her minecraft avatar got the wings with ancestral awakening) up over the shot, she streaks at Tricky.
She turns, the nexus gunboat behind her falls apart in two pieces, then explodes violently. Tricky is standing on another.
M̛͔̬͕͂ͨ͂i̶̲᷾͂̋ͥ͂s͈̲̓͂̒͂͆s̴̶̰̲͂͂̉e̤᷿͂᷀ͯ͂̀d̦̝͓͂᷾᷈͂ ̨͉͍᷿͂̈͂m͂͂͒́̾͂̿e̢͂̔̓̈́͂͆.̥̟͂̊̇͂̽
Vriska lunges at him again, but this time he smashes her avatar in the face, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage.
Sorry serpent, I'll have to do it later. I ran out of time.
"Ill just keep withering it with the painchimer from now on, no healing for the EN-Mech. Sayonara overpowered piece of gorilla. How usefull that i withered it BEFORE k4yne invested the 50 charges of healing into the EN-Mech.", Granger replies to TT2000. She looks at the AG armies and raises her voice: "The time is now, we're shredding this thing!" but adds "'We' is tempotary by the way, im not joining AG, i've got my own busyness here." with a quietish voice.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 1/11
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I assume i can charge the noisemaker, i do so! (Charges: 2)
I raise the AG armies attack damage with a cry of courage! (see RP above)
Sunpowder 4/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 4/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
If the previous alchemy goes through: Scribe's Wands && Unicode Documentation Book = ??? (2/?)
I get into the code of the EN-Mech Mark X using my hacking skills (hey, if I can make homebrew artificial intelligences, I should be able to do this), but instead I replace half the semicolons (;) with Greek question marks (;), half the 'a's in variable declarations with Cyrillic 'а's, and insert zero width joiners (), zero width spaces (), and zero width non-joiners () into half the variable references, half the function references, and over all the imported package names. which causes errors all over while taking care to leave the source code looking identical.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT: Noah's Flood EN-mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: IRM things sound fun, I didn't do the first because parkour.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest: FINISH THEM
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Rejoin
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 21%
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr teleports into the nexus gunboat Tricky is on, and tries to wrest control of it from the crew. Meanwhile, Blue's onboard AI hacks into the systems of all the nexus gunboats. Lastly, HMAS Victor descends to a couple dozen meters above Vriskia, and does a targeted healing airdrop on her.
>>While Cobalt is in the EN-Mech code, I hack my merry way through it and into as many Mechs as I can, and perform the same. I overwrite all the backups, and also open a link to the virus aquarium set up to activate in 5 seconds. I leave, close the link for now, and overwrite all the EN-Mech backups with the broken code. It is set to reopen in...1 minute.
>>I'm closing off the connection, you do not want to get these viruses.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I grab a cuneiform stylus, sharpen it SCP-585 style, then proceed to write a 73,892 sign sequel to the Epic of Gilgamesh, 14,900 iterations of π as a repeating fraction, a 23,190 sign paper on EAS Tones in Akkadian, a 14,470 sign treatise on the properties of the minor planet 3001 Michelangelo, a 34,139 word alternate proof of Fermat's Last Theorem in English in a cuneiform font, the entirety of the Book of Genesis translated into a creole language drawing from Lojban, Sindarin, Nuxalk, Ubykh, Liangshan Yi and Klingon written with Finno-Ugric Transcription, every Chinese character that has an identical equivalent in Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese kanji, and Korean hanja written using cuneiform strokes, the Sumero-Akkadian sign GUR₇ repeated 19,300 times, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights written in German transliterated into a modified version of Benjamin Franklin's phonetic alphabet, the name of every Wikipedia page with exactly seven vowels in the title and the sign LAGAB exactly once, all in the outer shell of the MC-Mech Mark X. All of the strokes penetrate through the outer shell, dealing damage.
I attempt to make a post to edit, then smack a Mech with the Editor because it's terrible. I then whine because I also attempted to ban the Godmodder despite the fact that I knew it never will work (again.) And attempt to flood the Godmodder with Blue Generic Objects. Again. I AM DOING THIS I AM MAKING THIS HAPPEN.
Whatever. I set fire to the rain, watch it burn as I walk away. I also try to bottle it and toss it into the AAF.
I save the game and then undo the lock on the Doom Bullets, then start waking up at the start of the world, and it's feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is gonna mean when it's gone. The mechs are moving like a half a mile an hour and I started staring at the players who're waving goodbye can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time? Also I take care to snag a Doom Bullet because why not.
Okay guess this counts for... Saturday? I think? Maybe Sunday. Whatever.
Magic Cuebrain 1/??
Flare 10/11
Coronal Ejector 10/11
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Edit- And... too late. I'll edit this once the EOTB is finished. Edit2: actually not
LeiShi: Tremor against the Mechs (Chi:70)
Ambrosa: 1 charge
Pherix: Bite against the Z-Mech (weaker attack, but +2,500 Co)
All the extras: Attack the Z-Mech
Arthur: Fire off an energy ball that swirls around the Z-Mech. So sparkly... Must stare at it... And it explodes. Of course.
@Nimble: Hm. Alright. Something using gravity? Maybe? I throw sand in the generator to see how it spirals.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: The pancreas is an organ. A panacea is a name for something that is a cure all. VERY important to not mix them up. But anyway, Toxin dispelled. Second, how'd you guess? Yes, Extra Credits. Third, Yes. I do have another IRM event planned to go at the VERY end. This spider is not the last challenge... Forth, what exactly does infusement do exactly? Lastly, I'll try to add some more magical elements in to the IRM event.
@Engie: alright. By the way, the Terror Spider gets more enraged the more hits you land on its eyes. So, you can get high damage by doing that, but the Spider will deal more damage as well.
@Fseftr: The next event will not be based around park-our. I should have taken a little survey to see who likes what.
Because Nimble wants to have some tuba powers, I'm probably going to give each person a one super spell thingy that can only be used once. So... If you'd like a special move, please tell me. I can do a bit of magic with command blocks, like fling enemies up into the air, light them on fire, freeze them, and so on.
Current Progress on the IRM event: I'm currently working on giving Wilson some abilities to use in battle because normal wolf AI sucks.
The Terror Spider is seething with fury and smashes the Living Fireball for 11 damage and applying Icy Venom. The HarvesteR drains a kerbal into Krackensbane, doing... something... The Living Fireball deals another 18 damage before falling to the Venom. The FireGlass cannon deals a boosted 20 damage to the Toxic Web.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 250/475 HP (Enraged) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) + [NAT] Toxic Web 20/40 - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 27/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Living Fireball 14/15 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's; Crippling Toxin 2 turns left) Base 18 damage
[FIR] FireGlass Cannon 11/15 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left) Has chance to avoid AOEs, can hide behind allies, base 15 damage.
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP ("fine"; brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 1 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X | E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | R
@ninja: Um... I have to admit, I like your current one better.
Also, twin, in case it wasn't clear. The suicidal charge means that all of Vriska's army dies in the fight. If other armies join in, they get the attack boost, and most likely all die, unless the mechs all die first, in which case there's a slight chance for the core to survive by a little bit.
7/8 for Anew Arisen
4/6 for the Taker
3/? for metal flail
MC Freedom:
(can't block the godmodder's attack...)
Vriska's knife splits the deck of the MC Freedom, the two pieces begin whirling around, independent of each other, but somehow staying close together.
Tazz jumps the gap to try and stab piono, but piono, boosted just like his alchemies, moves with the speed of the wind, and deflects tazz's strike with Abiit, then turns around, and catches erelye's green sun strike on the curved blade as well. Erelye's mind blast reaches to piono, whose eyes shine with angry light as he time-steps out of the way, then locks the bolt into an infinite time loop. He rushes over and tries to transform piono, but is stopped by piono dropping Terra Firma on him, but piono barely catches the english blast with Deum Lucem (-5 energy) as dropping Terra Firma causes the half of the deck piono is on to suddenly sink much further down.
While he's blocking, Vriska winds up, and throws the miniature green sun... advantage taken! Piono turns around just in time for the projectile to collide with his head (damage determined by twin)
wall:
piono laughs.
Of course there's something coming.
I actually already know what it is.
I've been through it once already.
But oh well. I suppose I'll just have to take care of you here.
Rapture flares and piono lashes out with it...
Eternis blasts the OP King back:
Rapture smashes through serpent's shield like it was nothing, but as Eternis's axe contacts the fourth wall, piono grins. Fire blasts forward and serpent's reactionary instincts cause her to flinch.
The wave of grey energy is so powerful serpent feels it just after she feels a searing pain from piono's blast, she is thrown backwards.
Her eyes open as she sees the fourth wall rupturing and cracking, pieces heaving up over others. Piono has reformed in the fight between the two gods, now wielding two swords. Rapture, and one other. Serpent thinks she recognizes it. The one Dimentio almost destroyed the universe with. Eternis is beginning to be pressed back.
Serpent flies into Eternis's portal, which closes with a flash of grey energy, then she suddenly finds herself standing somewhere else.
((you choose the location serpent, and don't stop it, there's one last thing from me))
METALBENDER: A metal flail that has command over the ores of the earth and can refine them into metal to strengthen the weapon itself.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I ring the painchimer at the EN-Mech, freezing and withering it!
Sunpowder 3/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 3/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
Army: The multi power suit cast summon stonebarrier, protecting the army against attacks yet again. The rest attacks the EN-Mech.
{So, having established a warmup time for the normal shot, what will be reasonable for the Infused?}
Also, science/balance/RP time, the Infused slug blew a surprisingly "Small" hole in the planet for a planet cracker-rated weapon, and I'm putting that down to its effects being... Less obvious, more nasty. Whereas the non-infused one is just really heavy and going stupidly fast. So less incomprehensible eldritch energies from beyond the void painfully burning out your soul, more quantum-anomalous slag where your everything used to be.
There's a reason I'm not specifically aiming those of my weapons with the capacity to have a random, highly dangerous effect on the entire battlefield. Speaking of which, is it too late to Very Fine the Chthonic Octave?
All charges progress.
I raise both hands, my two most unstable alchemies hovering between them, and do... Something... The Chthonic Octave begin spinning, each in a different direction, in a circle around the staff-head of the White Dwarf... Strange power arcs off of everything conductive in the area... Suddenly, they come to a stop, each showing a natural 20, however that worked with eight-sided dice, and the image of the Fourth Wall becomes incandescent...
I close my eyes and lower the staff, pointing at what I was pretty sure was a Mech the last time I looked... The white light shines through a partially opaque visor, my eyelids, the back of my skull, and a meter of reactor block, giving everyone behind me absolutely no shade... *Crack*
Well, what's involved in the Infused shot?
The Chthonic Octave is Level 10. You can't Very Fine it!
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I assume i can charge the noisemaker, i do so! (Charges: 1)
Lets see...
I drink a pot of manpower!
I activate the Master Emerald!
I imbue the shots of the nucelar elementalbow with the element Ice!
I attack the EN-Mech with the nucelar elementalbow, unleashing the ten charges and firing a icy bolt into it, causing a massive thorn of ice penetrate the mech. This hopefully freezes him again.
Then a crown falls on my head, "Queen of massive burst damage", which doesnt really matter anything here...
Sunpowder 3/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 3/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
THE NOISEMAKER: A grey crystalline crossbow. Lost souls and elemental powers are trapped within its dull form. It commands the power of the four elements, radioactivity, and of screaming souls. The latter of which can be used to augment its attacks.
You drink the Potion of Manpower, critting your attacks!
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => CHAOS CONTROL
You expend the Master Emerald to invoke the command!
You enter Super Mode as a result!
The other Mechs manage to block the attack! 20,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the GH-Mech! 8,000 damage to the EN-Mech, however...
LeiShi: Tremor against the Mechs (Chi:70)
Ambrosa: 1 charge
Pherix: Bite against the Z-Mech (weaker attack, but +2,500 Co)
NO! Watson! no no no no no... Get up! This is it... Come on! It can't end like this! Pherix drags the limp machine off of the battlefield.I hope you'll be alright... just a reboot right? right? You'll be safe here. Watson: Hydraulic Rush on the Z-Mech, assuming it lives.
All the extras: Attack the Z-Mech
Arthur: Headbutt the Z-Mech down to the ground and stamp on it. I will kill the Z-Mech!
Oh ya, I have spoils of War.
Use the Potion Supply to get a healing potion and use it on LeiShi.
Use the Magma Multiplier on just the Z-Mech.
@Nimble:...
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I'm going to have to nerf certain combinations, like damage avoidance and low hp. Its kinda like how the ability wonder guard would been massively overpowered if you could give it to a Drapion. (For anyone who doesn't understand that, Wonder Guard makes your pokemon immune to attacks its not weak to, and Drapion is only weak to ground type attacks.) I suppose this is the problem with using this system. I didn't think that people would flock to the extremes so readily, but I do have myself to blame for that as well.
@fseftr: But the thing with the infinite health entity ideas is that I've denied most of them. I want you to exploit mechanics of the encounters, not the system itself. I'll add the fireball, but not as... extreme.
@Engie: Fseftr used the last normal fire gem, so this one will have to be a grand, which is fine because it felt over powered for a normal gem summon anyway. It will also have to have only a chance of avoiding AOE, a good one though.
The Living Fireball is a deadly opponent, and the Terror Spider can tell that. So it leaves the Steel Gauntlet Heavy and uses a Toxin Spray, inflecting all allies (barring one of course) with a Crippling Toxin. The Steel Gauntlet Heavy deals a final 4 damage, but sadly I have to kill it off because Engie summoned another entity. But to make up for that, its final attack deals 8 damage instead. HarvesteR deals a boosted 13 damage to the Terror Spider. The Living Fireball crashes into the Terror Spider, dealing 16 damage and causing it to open its eyes for a brief moment where it then gets blasted by the FireGlass Cannon, dealing 15 damage to the eyes. The monster rears back and shrieks an unearthly sound that shakes everyone nearby. The sound is of simple, primal, fury. No reason, no thought, no logic, just bloodlust in battle. The Terror Spider itself takes a massive 45 damage from that attack! The toxic web ends up poisoning the GlassFire cannon with... 3, Icy Venom.
Hm... overall, I'd say I could have done better with this side quest. Well, you know what they say in game designing, "Fail Faster". I got so caught up in the idea of "Oh! I'll let people summon whatever entities they want and give them clear rules for what makes a 'balanced' entity! It will be both puzzles and combat in one because figuring out the enemy gimmicks will be little puzzles!" that I failed to go into the nitty gritty of how exactly the system could be pushed to the limits. So far, I'd say this was a bit of a failure. At least I've learned a little something from it. And I might be able to pull off something better in (the possible) DTG3. The worst part is that I've discovered a line of Youtube videos on game design and I'm kicking myself for everything I've done wrong. Well, what do you guys think? About, you know, concept, pacing, and maybe most importantly, the IRM events. I'm not really sure how much effort I should put into them and how much people like them. Hopefully they'll get better as my map building skills improve.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 268/475 HP (Enraged) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) + [NAT] Toxic Web 40/40 - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's; Crippling Toxin 3 turns left) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Living Fireball 15/15 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's; Crippling Toxin 3 turns left) Base 18 damage
[FIR] FireGlass Cannon 11/15 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left) Has chance to avoid AOEs, can hide behind allies, base 15 damage.
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP ("fine"; brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 1 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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Sorry for not responding to it. I've been busy.
Arthur deals 4,000 damage to the Z-Mech!
You use the Potion Supply, brewing up a Healing Potion! +20,000 HP to LeShi!
You use the Magma Multiplier, dealing 18,000 damage to the Z-Mech!
I ZILLYSTEP around PIONO ridiculously fast, aided by the TIMEBLADE OF ZILLYCAL, to make him seriously dizzy and give CAPTAINM8NDFANG another opening!
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The_King_of_Pane keeps scouring the battlefield, but his eyes once again divert themselves to the recently-crashed MC Freedom and the few figures still atop it-wait.
He wasn't sure how or why he was in those garish clothes, but that was him. The Target. Xi. You knew him by no other name but his given codename when you were both allies. But now that has changed drastically-and thus, his demise is imminent.
...Oh?
The Z-Mech lumbered over to where The_King_of_Pane was, knocked back by an attack earlier. It was not phased terribly much, though-instead it pulled out two odd bio-toxin flamethrowers and went to town on a group of Elites. Satisfied with their sudden addition of white eyes, he shifts his head around, looking for surprise attacks.
His eyes stop at The_King_of_Pane. Pane knew exactly what this meant, or what he thought it meant. Richard had found him-and Richard would not be happy about this upstart joining the battle.
Subtly was now officially useless to Pane. He pushed back the hood-revealing an odd flock of pure white hair-and drew his sword, the GLASS BLADE. The blade was made entirely of Glass, strengthened by Order Magics to be nigh invulnerable. Its pommel was obsidian, with an array of tiny orbs glowing in different colors.
Pane wasted no more time. Kill the Z-Mech, kill Xi.
First, the Mech. Pane didn't flourish his attacks very much-he did a few simple slashes-two bisecting the arms to prevent that green flamethrower attack, and the other three aimed at the neck, torso and legs, also bisecting each bit. The result was obviously a deathblow to the mechanical monstrosity. He didn't care for the resistance-this was strictly business.
Xi's head turned to Pane's location, attracted by the destruction. Pane and Xi...Well, Xi's eyes were obstructed, but if they weren't they would have probably locked eyes. Xi's face fell as you teleported right to his position and introduced the Glass Blade to his neck.
Pane didn't shout in triumph or make any note of celebration. He had stuck around briefly to confirm the killing blow, then flew away at ridiculous speeds. He believed his job done-at least as far as he was concerned. Only two left now, he thought.
Had he the time to notice how Xi's form was more cube-like than usual, he probably wouldn't have even bothered to draw his sword.
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If the Z-Mech's sudden destruction didn't shock people, the fact that Tazz had suddenly been beheaded by the same slayer of the Z-Mech might have. However, being a typical Minecraftian (as far as anyone could tell), Tazz respawning came as a shock to no-one. However, it seemed that the Trickster Majjyks had finally worn off when he did respawn this time. A few people previously concerned sighed in relief-there wasn't going to be more widespread Trickster shenanigans this time.
On the other hand, Tazz looked absolutely murderous. Ready to kill. Infuriated. It was clear what wore off Trickster Mode was not time, but rage. Pure, impossible rage, something so hideously upsetting that not even the Candy-coated madness of Trickster Mode could compare. And that was quite a rage to think of.
Then he started puking. Hangover from Trickster Majjyks, but of course...He kept poudning the floor in frustration with a fist the whole way through the barf session, though. He was also crying through it. You didn't expect such a display of negative emotions even after Trickster Mode-especially since this instance was relatively benign (unless you were Piono).
People suddenly start wondering what happened to Tazz to make himself the target of a being strong enough to annihilate the Z-Mech in a single attack? Also, why did he leave despite the job not truly being done? Perhaps this would be a question to ask somewhat later, when total war isn't raging about!
Z-Mech's HP depleted! It rolls up into a little ball, just like the C-Mech...
16/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
Oh. The link is fixed now.
Welcome, Billybobmario!
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I use the Pacreas thing on HarvestR. Is it Extra Credits? They have very good tips on game design. I liked this sidequest, but was there a second IRM event? HarvestR, use Infusment with the Regular Kerbal. Auto-Shiel if attacked, if not attacked then use Krackenswipe. Also, my Tuba move Elemental Tri-Beam includes Fire, Ice, and Electric attacks in one.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Well then. I would assume by now I would have built up 50 charge boosts.
1/50...
50/50... Made & Expended.
I have been saving something...
In this Void Safe of mine... where no one could access it...
An item full of primal energies... and creation...
The base... the Prime... the original...
The first Tubas. And now it is time for some work. More power...
And merging.
Time to infuse...
*snip*
And, as a finishing touch... Some Vis Relays reinforced with Void Gems. Good thing I have this 2048 Vis per aspect Energized Bright Aura Node, one that helped create the world.
I un-jar it. So much Vis flows in that it weighs down the Matrix. It beams around it, latching the 8 cubes together into one, runic-infused Matrix.
I then gently tap the Matrix with an extra Void-Aspected Silverwood-Lined Eldritch Capped Silverwood Staff of the Primal, also draining all the vis from the stave.
While all that happens, the Matrix keeps feeding off of the node.
Wait a second... I forgot the flux-negators. Now where did I leave them... Oh. I never had any. I seriously had THIS much and not even a single candle? Well, I'll need some helpers...
Tubas ==> Execute: Erelyesoul. WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING HEH Erelyesouls ==> Execute: Suddenly, the seals on the Matrix burst open, releasing a great surge of pure energy... As well as Molten Lead. Strong Force prevents anything from leaving an area surrounding the Infusion Altar.
What... is happening? Tainted Wards IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY The Erelyesouls rush around the Infusion Altar, trying to stop the inevitable... But it's too late. TO BE CONTINUED
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
10 The Destroyers destroyed. They have been spooned into oblivion. Only 10 left...
WHAT? The EN-Mech can just RANDOMLY heal itself for 150,000 HP at no cost? This BETTER NOT become a consistent thing!
Dang, and we're down to about 6 AG armies too...
Well, the good news is that we finally have some sacred items...I whip out Forge's Light and use my SAGITTARIUS THEMED ATTACK on the EN-Mech!
It won't, trust me.
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGITTAS
You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear! You raise Forge's Light to the sky, pull back, and fire an arrow! You keep firing arrows until a cloud of them blot out the moonlight, hovering over the Mechs! You raise your hand, which glows green, and the arrows shapeshift into a massive warrior forged entirely of arrows! He too holds a copy of Forge's Light, and pulls back on it! Wave after wave of arrows fire from it, until the warrior uses up his own supply of arrows in the attack! 25,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Note to self: Psionic Honey and Miniature Green Sun combination in Hazel Wand was a good idea.
I equip the Cairo Tuxedo. I think a bimonthly change in attire seems prudent.
Also, I believe this massive Staff of the Rings will be particularly effective. So, I beat the EN-Mech with it. Then, I aid in distracting Piono, using my brand new Clockwarp Gauntlet, and my own flash-stepping.
Gerbil:
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Of course, other signs of Void Novas include Quicksilver cubes (at room temperature), HFE-s, localized spatial distortion, otherworldly activity, thaumic discharges, impossible geography, upwards weather, time jumps, time loops, increasing and/or spontaneous time dilation, paradoxes, and mon heim loops. Seriously. Am I the only magic user here who has read the Parma i Istarion? It is the basis of all secular arcane theory, which I practice. Come on; I cannot be the only one who knows what Terra Nox, Nihil Magna, and Nihil Parva are? Nor can I be the only one who has spent the time to actually take regular assessments on the magnitude of my esoteric knowledge. Well, besides previous incarnations of myself/demonic entities who I sadly must call Alternate Erelye-s.
The W-Mech blocks the attack and takes 8,000 damage!
I heal Thanatos with (these parentheses). Death, on its last legs, tries to finish an AG army.
Wallpost (or formerlywallpost): Serpent emerges from the portal and lands on the deck of a ship. A ship traveling at half the speed of light through the Void. And a ship, to our perspective, a long time ago (though time means very little out here).
On the wall, a seismic shift occurs and space time itself tears, forming a hole threatening to suck Piono, Eternis, and the OP King through. And on Minecraftia, three huge skulls are outlined in the sky.
((Hey, Twin, in DTG, are the Furthest Ring and the Void different names for the same thing? And also: will Minecraftia's moon become plot important, and if not, what is it like there?))
=ACTION=
Well, the Chair-God died.
So that's a thing.
Alright, time to grab his body and REINCARNAT-
Ire.
Ire you little table.
Who just called me a tabl-
Oh, it's you, Mr. Chair-God.
You didn't actually die? That makes things complicated...
You just had to take away our army in a time of need, for your silly little war.
You pulled me away too, in my last stand against Ikea.
Thanks to you, the population of LOCAA is gone.
Everyone is dead.
Their blood is on your hands.
What the heck do you mean I killed everyone?
You did this.
And with that, the Chair-God's body faded into dust.
...
Whelp, so much for reincarnation.
Soulbots are cool, too.
I'm sure everyone's fine, anyway...
...right?
I fire THE OTHER SIDE into MCR, healing it.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use CHAIR-PULSE on the MC-Mech and two other random mechs. (POWER: 2)
Returning from the laptop in my room (that does not have Minecraft installed on it), having completed four near-human artificial intelligence programs and using them as assistants to create a set of fonts that contains all of Unicode (don't ask), I return to my gaming rig and see a Minecraft death screen. Respawning, I immediately begin playing Minecraft, just like I used to two years ago.
Disclaimer: I do not actually have four artificial intelligence programs, nor have I made a set of fonts that contain all of Unicode.
A few questions:
1. Do I have to create an army?
2. Can I use someone else's alchemy for alchemizing?
3. If so, what does Scribe's Wands && the entire documentation and code charts of Unicode 7.0 in a book make?
4. If not, how many charges would it take to make the previously mentioned alchemy?
/nullpost
I skimmed through the entire DTG2 thread for this.
Welcome! A few answers:
If you had joined this game earlier, yes. The Massive Battle of Armies was meant to finish up the entity fight, but it started a while ago. The time for summoning armies has passed. You're better off attacking!
Yes.
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (Level 5)
Level 5 alchemies take 6 posts to create.
Cheap Sword || Team Aqua Symbol && Water Bucket && Icicle (???, 1/?)
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale (???, 1/?)
I duplicate the ORB OF SANITY.
Meanwhile, I take Caledfwlch and slice up the MC-Mech to the best of my ability.
Cheap Sword || Team Aqua Symbol && Water Bucket && Icicle = Antiaqua (Level 1: 1/2)
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 1/9)
So basically anyone can use about anything (with Twin/Richard/Scratch's stuff as an exception.) Unless somebody decides they don't want others messing with their stuff.
/greetings!
Also I'm going to put a post here. I attempt to enlarge the Magic Cue Ball, then use the Zilly table leg or whatever it was as the cue, and create the First 8r8k, scattering a Neutral army. I then pick up the Zillywhip and lash a Mech's arms off....
5 Experiment #35674s killed!
8,000 damage to the GH-Mech! Its tentacles regrow, however!
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Ask TP for a tour of the present, summon baby bottle for SF.
(Also remind nimble to change SF's place from on the ground to in my arms)
Leonstar1: Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio Lv.1
Target: Nimble
Nimble's next action crits.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 0/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 16
33/50 The Queen
25/25 Health Care Package
24/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' more on the Chair Legion / something else if dead.
> K4yne: I defense buff the MC-Mech.
I use the Health Care Package on the MC-Mech! Also Twin, i ubered the MC-Mech. Did ya forget that? He still took damage through attacks AND the EoTB following the uber. It makes no sense. Or TOO MUCH sense.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 0%
3 Destroyers killed!
All attacks against MC-Mech this turn take halved damage!
Twin, you missed a bunch of posts last round, starting at erelye's post just under k4yne's.
Also, that damage was really pathetic twin. Vriska's army blew hundreds of thousands of hit points on that bum rush, not even counting the finales of the players, and the finales alone should have dealt more damage without captain sparklez attack buff. That was really. really. pathetic.
And tazz, there is absolutely no way you KOd the Z-Mech. It just does not work that way. Also, the MC Freedom deck pieces are still in the air, being whipped around by the massive tornado.
I finish Anew Arisen
5/6 for the Taker
1/? for Metal Bender OR mega electromagnet AND metalbending crystal AND adamantium
MC Freedom:
tazz begins zillystepping around piono. Piono sticks out his foot.
Oops.
Tazz flies over the edge of the deck and falls to his doom.
piono turns around with Ircucvci and attempts to drive it through erelye's chest.
CaptainM8ndfang is on a different piece of deck, and can't get in a good shot.
Fixed.
So ~200,000 damage is pathetic? That's more than an army can deal even if it has all its troops.
Got it.
ANEW ARISER: A scythe as white as alabaster; it seems to move in the wind. Potent green energy surrounds it, giving it power over life itself. It can take life from targets to fuel the life of others, can cure any disease, and can harness the powers of creation to heal anything, and even reverse the powers of death if used right.
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' more on the Chair Legion / something else if dead.
> K4yne: I slap the crap out of the Master Chair Redux.
Healing the MC-Mech with the second health care Package. Pionoplayer, Twin actually did get Erelyes post into the turn. Look at my quote and you will see that the editor FuuFed up. And he probably just forgot the other posts and will add them when working on the echeladder.
TwinBuilder, you win our debate for now. The Constructs have become ineffective, and I do not wish to send them out as cannon fodder... However, they may still work behind the scenes. Am I correct, and are you happy?
Also, avatar changed. RIP Jeff the Hunter...
Action 2/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 46/50
Elemental Retribution: 21/50
I heal the Infernal Skeleton Titan, in preparation for the worst.
I build a giant basketball hoop that's on fire, covered in spikes, poisoned, and REALLY BIG. Then, I walk over to the EN-Mech, make it open its mouth wide, then I stuff the aforementioned hoop into a ball shape, and slam dunk it right into the EN-Mech's mouth!
And then I shoot it with Arcum Dei because damage bonus.
The W-Mech DENIES your slam-dunk, but takes 9,000 damage itself!
I continue healing the 0bsidian Colossus using Mr. Bones' wild guide.
The Colossus uses Want you Gone at the EN-MECH
The rest of the 0bsidian Legion attack the remaining Living Shadow.
The ManipuleightrComplete!
Giga-Bowling Ball 4/6
The Shuffler 4/5
Code: 8stb0wlr
Also, ninjatwist, make a derpscout cosplaying as a Construct.
+5,000 HP to the Obsidian Colossus!
MANIPULEIGHTR: An ebony staff with a green keyboard winding around it like a helix. A spirographical orb at the top it allows the user to teleport and spatially manipulate the area around them, building and deleting structures. Could this power be used in attacks?
I kick the EN-MECH into infinity. It comes back 1,000,000,000 years later.
The EN-Mech chronally displaces itself in the timeline and takes one step to its right. Somehow, this puts back in our time, where it removes the chronal displacement.
Noting that there are, to my knowledge, two important things in orbit around the moon, some Doom Bullets in Chronal Lock to prevent them hitting Richard, and my Manufactory, with its tempora-physical manipulation hardware. Just sayin'.
All charges progress.
I walk up to the Godmodder holding the miniaturized Death Star laser I once damaged him with, hand it to him, and walk away again.
I pull an Anachron-standard fully mechanical assault rifle from its mounting, spend a few minutes sticking attachments to it, grab some extra eighty-round drum mags and a box of various 20mm shells for the second barrel, and head out to find my S.S. Supergiant, I'll want a ride.
Oh, if you want to destroy the Moon and get a game over, forcing you to restart from the last save point (ALL THE WAY BACK IN ACT 2), be my guest!
...Seriously though, don't actually do that.
The Godmodder fires at you, vaporizing you, and then chucks it into the Void. He doesn't like accepting gifts from players for fear that they're rigged against him!
Don't forget also that I accidentally the sun, so now the moon has taken it's place. Whatever that means for the future, I don't know.
Overworld: I use DECIMATION on the EN-Mech. The Control Core Tank fires upon the EN-Mech, recognising the start of the GAME OVER, which was bad enough the first time. The Titanic Lunar Knight, unfamiliar with GAME OVER, attacks the MC-Mech.
Newsflash: EN-MECH IS THE PRIORITY TARGET. It's GAME OVER will cripple any armies left the second time it's used, and the third use means every army of ours is gone. Destroy it at all costs.
Dreamscape: Brilliant, we landed a hit on the eyes! But now we're out of fire gems. Someone summon a Magician. Yes, even Merasmus if you have to. Anyway, FireGlass Cannon, blast that web, it's getting annoyingly hard to kill that overgrown bug.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop!
10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! You probably shouldn't use Combat Operandi nonstop! In case you haven't noticed, its attack power lowers each time you use it successively...
As Piono attempts to murder me, a realization of minute importance dawns within my mind. I cannot stop the blade. Therefore, I teleport away with another Green Sun link, and then proceed to activate my Mage of Mind powers. This, of course, reveals the strategy of the enemy to the revealer (me) alone. Seconds later, I instigate a large amount of electrochemical activity in the brain of Piono (via internal blockage of the synapses). To put this in the words of the great Elven philosopher and scientist A. I. Eldmann, this will "causing twitches, pulsations, convulsions, and minor decrepitude within the cerebrum and primary motor cortex." These twitches and pulsations, due to being instigated by my will, are focused on a singular area: the primary motor cortex. This controlling stimulates the acetylcholine in his body, enough to allow me to make one movement before I lose control; this movement happens to be the voluntary tossing of Ircucvci off into the tornado/off the edge of the [remains of the] deck. Of course, he may also have a seizure, or have one instead. I do not particularly care which occurs, as long as it is effective enough for Vriska to get a strike in.
Whether this functions correctly or not, I also cast Maelstrombound on a Mech.
Hmm... You assume she has obtained The Game now. Perhaps it would be beneficial to inquire upon the state of the game Sburb. Either way, you suppose it is time to
Announcer: "Today, the minecraftverse got showered in 10,000 feet of snow, as well as 3 icicles, and a ball of hail the size of the sun! However, it was all concentrated in a very small area..."
I look over and see the EN-Mech buried under 10,000 feet of snow, 3 icicles, and a hail ball of slightly exaggerated size.
SPAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>...
*the Space Core deorbits safely, by virtue of its Aperture-endowed extreme temperature resistance, and plugs into a random mech. If it fails to plug in and instead makes a major impact, I plug it in to a Mech. The Mech then flies off into space.
>>Well, wasn't that useful. Mostly. Railguns firing at Mechs, lasers firing at Mechs.
The Godmodder gets a patented Aperture Science Cylindrical Kinetic Impact Device™ and swings that pesky curveball out of the stadium! He gets a home run!
(In case it wasn't obvious, it's a baseball bat. Hey, just making sure.)
Wow, I posted last on Page 847. that's the designation number of a particular SCP...
Action 3/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 47/60
Elemental Retribution: 22/50
I uppercut and then drop-kick the Godmodder. Before I do, I set up a machine that instantly bans/deletes all of his clones 400,000 times every 12 seconds. I also set up another machine that breaks the Godmodder's armor in the same time. Even before I do so, I keep the OP scale upright with a physgun.
Sword Damage: 51K/150K
The Godmodder blocks your uppercut with his foot and the drop-kick with his hand! You don't have access to banning any account in Minecraft since you're not OP! You also don't have access to interacting with the Godmodder's inventory since you're not OP! How can you keep a concept upright?
"Ill just keep withering it with the painchimer from now on, no healing for the EN-Mech. Sayonara overpowered piece of gorilla. How usefull that i withered it BEFORE k4yne invested the 50 charges of healing into the EN-Mech.", Granger replies to TT2000. She looks at the AG armies and raises her voice: "The time is now, we're shredding this thing!" but adds "'We' is tempotary by the way, im not joining AG, i've got my own busyness here." with a quietish voice.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 1/11
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I assume i can charge the noisemaker, i do so! (Charges: 2)
I raise the AG armies attack damage with a cry of courage! (see RP above)
Sunpowder 4/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 4/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
17/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
Storypost?
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, I never got a chance to read it. But I quickly do so anyway... R-Uh oh. A void forms around the Matrix, as Flux Gas pours out. SERIOUSLY The Erelyesouls round around the Infusion Altar, absorbing the flux. But there is too much. The Erelyesouls are blasted back into their timelines, along with tons of Taint.
NO! The Arcane Pedestals start to become encrusted in Quicksilver. The world falls away from beneath the Infusion Altar. They hang in the Void. Extra Arcane Pedestals burst into millions of Wisps. Warded seals placed on the Altar spontaneously combust, even though there is no oxygen to burn. They seem to be moving. BOOM!
Uuuughhhh... What... Oh. The Altar.
WAIT, THE ALTAR! Where... Am I?
Last I remember was a giant shatter...
Then time started to reverse...
But that's not happening to me... Or the altar...
Raspberry Helmet...? CURRENTLY IN: UNIVERSE ??. LOCATION: 666,666 / DIVIDE BY 0 EXCEPTION / NIL
What. Well, at least it finished the Essentia stage before soaring... The Pillars start turning into Molten Lead, with an outer crust of Quicksilver. The runes on the Matrix glow amazingly bright, and turn into windows. Windows into the Universe of Vis and Essentia... Where all is transformed into it's component vis or essentia.
These... windows... I can see through the nodes there. I see the link. The primadoral place that created the biomes with their imbalances...
And a giant node, one with millions of every aspect. One brighter than bright, and has a perfect balance.
Yggdrasil. Maybe... I attempt to drain the node...
In Universe C, Yggdrasil withers, as if it's very essence is being drained. It's tallest leaves start to decay as it's energy is sapped.
This might work! Just take the power of Yggdrasil, and infuse it into the Infusion Altar... And the node reaches half capacity... TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Painter has not seen anything outside of his room, in the present. You do so... And nothing happens. The Shadowy Figure starts to suffocate because of mouth-breathing. Sure.
(Should I tell him that Yggdrasil was obliterated by the Scratch?)
I swiftly flash-step before Piono, and then infect him with Flux Phage as quick as I can, before flash-stepping away. No use in attacking.
Back to my first post, on the subject of books. Of course, the Parma i Istarion of Lord-Archmage Nartheon is not the only book on the occult I have salvaged from Vetas. I also have antiquated tomes written by elven authors centuries, and even millennia, long past. These include books like Turba Philosopharum, the Liber Investigationis, or others, such as Key of Wisdom, Albertus Magnus, Ars Magna et Ultima, Clavis Alchimiae, or De Lapide Philoshico. Others still I keep under lock and key, such as the fragmentary Book of Eibon, the Unaussprechlichen Kulten of von Junzt, the De Masticatione Mortuorum in Tumulis, and the five hundred ancient tomes of Aeronedium. I have reportedly been seen locking up a fabled worm-riddled book of Abdul Alhazred, the Tablets of Nhing, and the Manuscripts of Pnakotus in a sealed vault of pure Infuscolium, but I shall not confirm nor deny this.
@Gerbil: How did you read twenty thousand pages that fast? In Quenya, no less? And, by Universe of Vis, I would assume you meant Nihil Magna. You did read the Istarion, right? I can translate it for you, if you wish.
Anew Arisen OR the life force of earth's ecosystem 1/11
I finish the Taker
2/? for metal flail
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes up behind piono to give him a bear hug, piono suddenly has a seizure forced on him by the teleporting erelye, that although does not force him to drop Ircucvci, does cause him to be unable to react to Tazz's rush. His crushing bear hug deals 2 damage to piono before piono creates a blast of air that knocks tazz back.
Erelye rushes at him attempting to infect him with flux phage, but piono quickly dodges under his arm (yes, faster than erelye. Time-stepping.) up and under, slams erelye into the ground, and stabs him with Arctoae (erelye is still allowed to at least try to block/dodge) creating a massive temperature drop, freezing over the entire piece of the MC Freedom's deck they are standing on, and freezing erelye solid.
Because of the intensity of the strife, none of the three strifers have noticed that the tornado has ejected their piece of the MC Freedom's deck. The piece of deck is now hurtling through the air, thousands of feet above the battlefield.
Trickystrife:
Vriska peers into the storm clouds. I wish this piece of ru88ish had my powers without me wasting it. *insert Tricky gobbledygook here*
CaptainM8ndfang whirls around.
At the other end of her piece of deck is the clown. Hovering at five points of a pentagon just above the piece of deck are the nexus gunboats. (twin, nexus gunboats are no longer targetable by someone not involved in this strife, and likewise they will only be targeting members of this strife. No, they will not be re-entering the battlefield) gorilla. *insert Tricky gobbledygook here*
Vriska begins to step backwards, but stops right before she backs off the edge.
Even in ancestral awakening, the clown is a serious threat.
Tricky lunges at her, she drops to the deck. Tricky dips his sign post down, Vriska catches it with he blade, sliding it to the side, kicks her minecraftian legs into Tricky, launching him up into the air.
Tricky hits a Nexus gunboat with a thud, then rolls up onto the top.
*insert Tricky gobbledygook here* gorilla off Tricky. *insert Tricky gobbledygook here*
The nexus gunboats open fire, no longer having to worry about friendly fire, they unleash all their weaponry, completely immolating the piece of deck. Vriska dodges by flying (it seems her minecraft avatar got the wings with ancestral awakening) up over the shot, she streaks at Tricky.
She turns, the nexus gunboat behind her falls apart in two pieces, then explodes violently. Tricky is standing on another.
*insert Tricky gobbledygook here*
Vriska lunges at him again, but this time he smashes her avatar in the face, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage.
Sorry serpent, I'll have to do it later. I ran out of time.
THE TAKER: A deadly vial full of lethal liquids. Arsenic, strands of viruses, and other powders mix within, creating a solution so toxic that one full dose inflicts terrible poisons and takes life itself.
If the previous alchemy goes through: Scribe's Wands && Unicode Documentation Book = ??? (2/?)
I get into the code of the EN-Mech Mark X using my hacking skills (hey, if I can make homebrew artificial intelligences, I should be able to do this), but instead I replace half the semicolons (;) with Greek question marks (;), half the 'a's in variable declarations with Cyrillic '?'s, and insert zero width joiners (?), zero width spaces (?), and zero width non-joiners (?) into half the variable references, half the function references, and over all the imported package names. which causes errors all over while taking care to leave the source code looking identical.
The EN-Mech takes 7,500 damage, but quickly rewrites the errors in its coding and is restored to normalcy!
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT: Noah's Flood EN-mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: IRM things sound fun, I didn't do the first because parkour.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest: FINISH THEM
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Rejoin
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 21%
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr teleports into the nexus gunboat Tricky is on, and tries to wrest control of it from the crew. Meanwhile, Blue's onboard AI hacks into the systems of all the nexus gunboats. Lastly, HMAS Victor descends to a couple dozen meters above Vriskia, and does a targeted healing airdrop on her.
>>While Cobalt is in the EN-Mech code, I hack my merry way through it and into as many Mechs as I can, and perform the same. I overwrite all the backups, and also open a link to the virus aquarium set up to activate in 5 seconds. I leave, close the link for now, and overwrite all the EN-Mech backups with the broken code. It is set to reopen in...1 minute.
>>I'm closing off the connection, you do not want to get these viruses.
I grab a cuneiform stylus, sharpen it SCP-585 style, then proceed to write a 73,892 sign sequel to the Epic of Gilgamesh, 14,900 iterations of p as a repeating fraction, a 23,190 sign paper on EAS Tones in Akkadian, a 14,470 sign treatise on the properties of the minor planet 3001 Michelangelo, a 34,139 word alternate proof of Fermat's Last Theorem in English in a cuneiform font, the entirety of the Book of Genesis translated into a creole language drawing from Lojban, Sindarin, Nuxalk, Ubykh, Liangshan Yi and Klingon written with Finno-Ugric Transcription, every Chinese character that has an identical equivalent in Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese kanji, and Korean hanja written using cuneiform strokes, the Sumero-Akkadian sign GUR7 repeated 19,300 times, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights written in German transliterated into a modified version of Benjamin Franklin's phonetic alphabet, the name of every Wikipedia page with exactly seven vowels in the title and the sign LAGAB exactly once, all in the outer shell of the MC-Mech Mark X. All of the strokes penetrate through the outer shell, dealing damage.
9,500 damage to the MC-Mech!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan and raises its Corruption by 10%!
Both PG entities deal 12,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Control Core Mech deals 20,000 damage to the GH-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 2 more Nova Launchers in return! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army is removed due to its owner being AFK! The army fades into dust... The Foresaken casts a stone barrier and deals 20,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 8 Experiment #35674s!
Master Chair Redux uses Chair-Pulse, dealing 7,000 damage to the MC-Mech, W-Mech, and GH-Mech! The other AG entities deal 16,000 damage to Thanatos!
The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the MC-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 8 Destroyers! The Omega-2 Batallion kills Thanatos! Death fades into dust... The Homelands attempt to attack the Z-Mech, but fail! The Obsidian Legion uses Want You Gone, dealing 25,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and 15,000 damage to the EN-Mech! The Sanghelios Alliance, under the effects of Infestation, destroys the THOR and deals 60,000 damage to the System Defender 6.6.6! The Army of Platius fades into dust...
The W-Mech uses Witching Hour, dealing 120,000 damage to LeShi! All the other Mechs kill 50 Enderman Assassins! The Puppet deals 15,000 damage to the Feline! The Godmodder kills the Feline and deals 25,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 500,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x14.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 300,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP.
~
M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 15/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 13/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 250,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x67.)
The Feline: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 300,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 305,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) LeiShi: 220,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 70.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 305,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x32.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 400,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x90.)
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/400,000. Outbreak: I
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 317,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 163,500/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 320,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 447,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 433,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 225,000/750,000. Game Over: III Frozen: I Withered: I
The Puppet: [PG] HP: 73,000/80,000. High attack, high evasion! You Can't: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 52. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Announcer: "Today, the minecraftverse got showered in 10,000 feet of snow, as well as 3 icicles, and a ball of hail the size of the sun! However, it was all concentrated in a very small area..."
I look over and see the EN-Mech buried under 10,000 feet of snow, 3 icicles, and a hail ball of slightly exaggerated size.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
=CHARGE=
-4 / ???-
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I pour some GENERIC HEALING POTIONS on MCR, thus causing heals.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT: Ultrmarine EN-mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest: FINISH THEM
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 21%
SPAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>...
*the Space Core deorbits safely, by virtue of its Aperture-endowed extreme temperature resistance, and plugs into a random mech. If it fails to plug in and instead makes a major impact, I plug it in to a Mech. The Mech then flies off into space.
>>Well, wasn't that useful. Mostly. Railguns firing at Mechs, lasers firing at Mechs.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Action 3/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 47/60
Elemental Retribution: 22/50
I uppercut and then drop-kick the Godmodder. Before I do, I set up a machine that instantly bans/deletes all of his clones 400,000 times every 12 seconds. I also set up another machine that breaks the Godmodder's armor in the same time. Even before I do so, I keep the OP scale upright with a physgun.
Sword Damage: 51K/150K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Ill just keep withering it with the painchimer from now on, no healing for the EN-Mech. Sayonara overpowered piece of gorilla. How usefull that i withered it BEFORE k4yne invested the 50 charges of healing into the EN-Mech.", Granger replies to TT2000. She looks at the AG armies and raises her voice: "The time is now, we're shredding this thing!" but adds "'We' is tempotary by the way, im not joining AG, i've got my own busyness here." with a quietish voice.
Recreating the Master Emerald... 1/11
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I assume i can charge the noisemaker, i do so! (Charges: 2)
I raise the AG armies attack damage with a cry of courage! (see RP above)
Sunpowder 4/5
A substance used in medicine and alchemy said to carry male energies, in the medicine it is used as pain reliver and as helper for building muscles. Its effects are similar to Adrealine and Testorone. It tastes very bitter.
Crushed Moonstone 4/7
A moonstone is said to carry female energies of beauty and youth and only found during fullmoon. Direct sunshine damages it. This one was crushed into a fine dust for use in alchemy.
INVENTORY
I set fire to the rain, damaging the EN-Mech with a million tiny pelts of super-heated plasma.
Destabilization Traveler (Level 5: 5/6)
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 11/35
Death Field 2: 8/11
He scream
I'm going to try to post today, but I won't be able to do a story post or Echeladder update. Please try to keep posting to a minimum until I update.
I WILL NOT be able to post tomorrow. Not even with a story post. Sorry.
I will try to do the story post on Saturday, along with an Echeladder update.
Stay tuned for more info.
6/10 New Horizons
17/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
Storypost?
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Erelye, I never got a chance to read it. But I quickly do so anyway... R-Uh oh.
A void forms around the Matrix, as Flux Gas pours out.
HEH HEHHEHHEH- HEH HEH-HEH -HEH-- / HEH HEH-HEH HEH HEH-HEHHEH -HEH-- HEH HEHHEHHEH --- HEHHEH- HEH-HEHHEH HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH / HEH- -HEHHEHHEH HEHHEHHEH --- HEH-HEH -HEHHEHHEH / - HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH / HEHHEH-HEH HEH-HEHHEH HEHHEH- -HEHHEH- HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH / HEHHEHHEH - --- HEH--HEH / - HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH / HEHHEHHEH- --- HEHHEH -HEHHEH / -HEH --- HEHHEHHEH- HEH- HEH-HEH-HEH- HEHHEHHEHHEH HEH HEHHEHHEHHEH
The Erelyesouls round around the Infusion Altar, absorbing the flux.
But there is too much.
The Erelyesouls are blasted back into their timelines, along with tons of Taint.
NO!
The Arcane Pedestals start to become encrusted in Quicksilver.
The world falls away from beneath the Infusion Altar. They hang in the Void. Extra Arcane Pedestals burst into millions of Wisps.
Warded seals placed on the Altar spontaneously combust, even though there is no oxygen to burn.
They seem to be moving.
BOOM!
Uuuughhhh... What... Oh. The Altar.
WAIT, THE ALTAR! Where... Am I?
Last I remember was a giant shatter...
Then time started to reverse...
But that's not happening to me... Or the altar...
Raspberry Helmet...?
CURRENTLY IN: UNIVERSE 🜸.
LOCATION: 666,666 / DIVIDE BY 0 EXCEPTION / NIL
What. Well, at least it finished the Essentia stage before soaring...
The Pillars start turning into Molten Lead, with an outer crust of Quicksilver.
The runes on the Matrix glow amazingly bright, and turn into windows. Windows into the Universe of Vis and Essentia...
Where all is transformed into it's component vis or essentia.
These... windows... I can see through the nodes there. I see the link. The primadoral place that created the biomes with their imbalances...
And a giant node, one with millions of every aspect. One brighter than bright, and has a perfect balance.
Yggdrasil. Maybe... I attempt to drain the node...
In Universe C, Yggdrasil withers, as if it's very essence is being drained. It's tallest leaves start to decay as it's energy is sapped.
This might work! Just take the power of Yggdrasil, and infuse it into the Infusion Altar...
And the node reaches half capacity...
TO BE CONTINUED... AGAIN
Void Army ==> Target - EN Mech Mk. X.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Painter has not seen anything outside of his room, in the present. You do so... And nothing happens. The Shadowy Figure starts to suffocate because of mouth-breathing.
Sure.
Warded Soul Jar 4/6
I swiftly flash-step before Piono, and then infect him with Flux Phage as quick as I can, before flash-stepping away. No use in attacking.
Back to my first post, on the subject of books. Of course, the Parma i Istarion of Lord-Archmage Nartheon is not the only book on the occult I have salvaged from Vetas. I also have antiquated tomes written by elven authors centuries, and even millennia, long past. These include books like Turba Philosopharum, the Liber Investigationis, or others, such as Key of Wisdom, Albertus Magnus, Ars Magna et Ultima, Clavis Alchimiae, or De Lapide Philoshico. Others still I keep under lock and key, such as the fragmentary Book of Eibon, the Unaussprechlichen Kulten of von Junzt, the De Masticatione Mortuorum in Tumulis, and the five hundred ancient tomes of Aeronedium. I have reportedly been seen locking up a fabled worm-riddled book of Abdul Alhazred, the Tablets of Nhing, and the Manuscripts of Pnakotus in a sealed vault of pure Infuscolium, but I shall not confirm nor deny this.
@Gerbil: How did you read twenty thousand pages that fast? In Quenya, no less? And, by Universe of Vis, I would assume you meant Nihil Magna. You did read the Istarion, right? I can translate it for you, if you wish.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I finish the Taker
2/? for metal flail
pionostrife:
Tazz rushes up behind piono to give him a bear hug, piono suddenly has a seizure forced on him by the teleporting erelye, that although does not force him to drop Ircucvci, does cause him to be unable to react to Tazz's rush. His crushing bear hug deals 2 damage to piono before piono creates a blast of air that knocks tazz back.
Erelye rushes at him attempting to infect him with flux phage, but piono quickly dodges under his arm (yes, faster than erelye. Time-stepping.) up and under, slams erelye into the ground, and stabs him with Arctoae (erelye is still allowed to at least try to block/dodge) creating a massive temperature drop, freezing over the entire piece of the MC Freedom's deck they are standing on, and freezing erelye solid.
Because of the intensity of the strife, none of the three strifers have noticed that the tornado has ejected their piece of the MC Freedom's deck. The piece of deck is now hurtling through the air, thousands of feet above the battlefield.
Trickystrife:
Vriska peers into the storm clouds.
I wish this piece of ru88ish had my powers without me wasting it.
H̻̐̊ͩ̊̏͠e̼̊͋͏̫͐̊l̓̊͐̈́᷃̊͟l̨̊᷇̽͂̊͑o̡̪̯̊̌ͣ̊ ͈̦͇̣̊͐̊t᷂̗᷇̊̃̊͟h̰̫̥̊̏̊͢e͕ͣ̊ͫ̈᷇̊r̟̖̊ͩ᷆̊͟e͈̊᷁̎̂̊͊.͎̲͇̅̊̊ͫ
CaptainM8ndfang whirls around.
At the other end of her piece of deck is the clown. Hovering at five points of a pentagon just above the piece of deck are the nexus gunboats. (twin, nexus gunboats are no longer targetable by someone not involved in this strife, and likewise they will only be targeting members of this strife. No, they will not be re-entering the battlefield)
gorilla.
T̡̡᷇̅̍̒͞h̡̡̩͈᷂᷇̅i̶̡̡̞ͫ̚ͅś̡̡̓̂ͣ͢'̴̡̡͈͑̾͜l̵̡̡̺̲ͫ͟l̵̡̢̡̥ͯ̕ ̡̡̘̗᷆̏̏b̡̡̖̝̙̾͆e̶̡̡̳̮̚͝ ̡̡͓̏́̾͢f̡̡̰᷂̻̓̇u̡̡̮͔̻᷈͊n̡̡̝̪̯ͪ͝!̡̡͎̌᷄̉ͯ
Vriska begins to step backwards, but stops right before she backs off the edge.
Even in ancestral awakening, the clown is a serious threat.
Tricky lunges at her, she drops to the deck. Tricky dips his sign post down, Vriska catches it with he blade, sliding it to the side, kicks her minecraftian legs into Tricky, launching him up into the air.
Tricky hits a Nexus gunboat with a thud, then rolls up onto the top.
T̜̥͈̖ͥͥ̚h̝͒ͥ̔ͥ͠ͅą̬ͥ͌ͨͥ̕t̶̬̜ͥ̎ͥ᷄ ͕̖̗ͥ̾ͥ̌w̘̟̘ͥ᷅̽ͥa͕̙ͥͭͮͥ᷅s̶̛ͥ͊̃ͥ̕n̖̝ͥ̍̋̆ͥ'̨᷊̫̬̾ͥͥt͔̫᷿ͥͥ̋ͥ ̦͚̣ͥͥ̑ͅv͌ͥͭ̒ͥͤ̚e̟̣ͥ̅᷁ͥ͠r̹̮ͥ͊ͩͥ͌y͓᷆ͥͩ̉ͥͦ ̫ͥ̊᷁ͦͥͨn̡͍᷂ͥ̆ͥ͟i̴̙ͥ̌ͥ̐͠c̡̪̘̭ͥ̌ͥe̶̡͚ͥ̎ͥ͞.̯᷿͕̥ͦͥͥ
gorilla off Tricky.
N̵̡ͤ̔͗̔̔o̥̔ͬͤ̔͝͡r̶᷿̬̔̎̾̔ ̲̣ͩ̔̓̔͑w͓̘͔̔͐̔͐a̳᷇̔̎̔̔͗s̩̭̻̔̒̔͒ ̨̛̳̔̔̔͜t̩ͤ̔᷀᷈̔̑h͎́̔̋̿̑̔a̩͒̔̆ͩ̂̔t̝̞̔̌̔͘ͅ.̖̺̔ͥ͒̔̚
The nexus gunboats open fire, no longer having to worry about friendly fire, they unleash all their weaponry, completely immolating the piece of deck. Vriska dodges by flying (it seems her minecraft avatar got the wings with ancestral awakening) up over the shot, she streaks at Tricky.
She turns, the nexus gunboat behind her falls apart in two pieces, then explodes violently. Tricky is standing on another.
M̛͔̬͕͂ͨ͂i̶̲᷾͂̋ͥ͂s͈̲̓͂̒͂͆s̴̶̰̲͂͂̉e̤᷿͂᷀ͯ͂̀d̦̝͓͂᷾᷈͂ ̨͉͍᷿͂̈͂m͂͂͒́̾͂̿e̢͂̔̓̈́͂͆.̥̟͂̊̇͂̽
Vriska lunges at him again, but this time he smashes her avatar in the face, knocking it back and dealing 5 damage.
Sorry serpent, I'll have to do it later. I ran out of time.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*Remembers has wither plate*
GAAAAAHHHH! ...OH wait, the Mechs are immune to stauses...oh well, USE IT ANYWAY! ...ON THE EN-MECH!
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If the previous alchemy goes through: Scribe's Wands && Unicode Documentation Book = ??? (2/?)
I get into the code of the EN-Mech Mark X using my hacking skills (hey, if I can make homebrew artificial intelligences, I should be able to do this), but instead I replace half the semicolons (;) with Greek question marks (;), half the 'a's in variable declarations with Cyrillic 'а's, and insert zero width joiners (), zero width spaces (), and zero width non-joiners () into half the variable references, half the function references, and over all the imported package names. which causes errors all over while taking care to leave the source code looking identical.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: BT: Noah's Flood EN-mech
HMAS Victor:
Dreamscape: IRM things sound fun, I didn't do the first because parkour.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Nomblequest: FINISH THEM
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Rejoin
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
Progress: 21%
-MC Freedom-
Fseftr teleports into the nexus gunboat Tricky is on, and tries to wrest control of it from the crew. Meanwhile, Blue's onboard AI hacks into the systems of all the nexus gunboats. Lastly, HMAS Victor descends to a couple dozen meters above Vriskia, and does a targeted healing airdrop on her.
I do hope I can do this multitasking-ish thing.
>>I'm closing off the connection, you do not want to get these viruses.
>>*console output* Connection Lost: Error 403 Access Denied.
>>So, you code AI. I am an AI. Care for an alliance?
>>Army: Kill Death. Harvest the irony to make some armor for Omega-2.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I grab a cuneiform stylus, sharpen it SCP-585 style, then proceed to write a 73,892 sign sequel to the Epic of Gilgamesh, 14,900 iterations of π as a repeating fraction, a 23,190 sign paper on EAS Tones in Akkadian, a 14,470 sign treatise on the properties of the minor planet 3001 Michelangelo, a 34,139 word alternate proof of Fermat's Last Theorem in English in a cuneiform font, the entirety of the Book of Genesis translated into a creole language drawing from Lojban, Sindarin, Nuxalk, Ubykh, Liangshan Yi and Klingon written with Finno-Ugric Transcription, every Chinese character that has an identical equivalent in Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Japanese kanji, and Korean hanja written using cuneiform strokes, the Sumero-Akkadian sign GUR₇ repeated 19,300 times, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights written in German transliterated into a modified version of Benjamin Franklin's phonetic alphabet, the name of every Wikipedia page with exactly seven vowels in the title and the sign LAGAB exactly once, all in the outer shell of the MC-Mech Mark X. All of the strokes penetrate through the outer shell, dealing damage.
Whatever. I set fire to the rain, watch it burn as I walk away. I also try to bottle it and toss it into the AAF.
I save the game and then undo the lock on the Doom Bullets, then start waking up at the start of the world, and it's feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is gonna mean when it's gone. The mechs are moving like a half a mile an hour and I started staring at the players who're waving goodbye can you tell me what was ever really special about me all this time? Also I take care to snag a Doom Bullet because why not.
Okay guess this counts for... Saturday? I think? Maybe Sunday. Whatever.
Magic Cuebrain 1/??
Flare 10/11
Coronal Ejector 10/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Edit- And... too late. I'll edit this once the EOTB is finished.Edit2: actually notLeiShi: Tremor against the Mechs (Chi:70)
Ambrosa: 1 charge
Pherix: Bite against the Z-Mech (weaker attack, but +2,500 Co)
All the extras: Attack the Z-Mech
Arthur: Fire off an energy ball that swirls around the Z-Mech. So sparkly... Must stare at it... And it explodes. Of course.
@Nimble: Hm. Alright. Something using gravity? Maybe? I throw sand in the generator to see how it spirals.
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: The pancreas is an organ. A panacea is a name for something that is a cure all. VERY important to not mix them up. But anyway, Toxin dispelled. Second, how'd you guess? Yes, Extra Credits. Third, Yes. I do have another IRM event planned to go at the VERY end. This spider is not the last challenge... Forth, what exactly does infusement do exactly? Lastly, I'll try to add some more magical elements in to the IRM event.
@Engie: alright. By the way, the Terror Spider gets more enraged the more hits you land on its eyes. So, you can get high damage by doing that, but the Spider will deal more damage as well.
@Fseftr: The next event will not be based around park-our. I should have taken a little survey to see who likes what.
Because Nimble wants to have some tuba powers, I'm probably going to give each person a one super spell thingy that can only be used once. So... If you'd like a special move, please tell me. I can do a bit of magic with command blocks, like fling enemies up into the air, light them on fire, freeze them, and so on.
Current Progress on the IRM event: I'm currently working on giving Wilson some abilities to use in battle because normal wolf AI sucks.
The Terror Spider is seething with fury and smashes the Living Fireball for 11 damage and applying Icy Venom. The HarvesteR drains a kerbal into Krackensbane, doing... something... The Living Fireball deals another 18 damage before falling to the Venom. The FireGlass cannon deals a boosted 20 damage to the Toxic Web.
Enemy Line:
[SHADOW] Terror Spider 250/475 HP (Enraged) + Eyes 50/75 HP (closed) + [NAT] Toxic Web 20/40 - Action: 1
Base attack: 15 Shadow Damage and applies venom to the target
Toxin Spray: Applies venom to all enemies
Toxin Deluge: Applies 3 stacks of venom
Toxic Web: Spends the turn building a poisoned web. The web is nature typed and has 40 HP. While the web is alive, attacking entities have a chance to have venom applied to them.
Toxin Surge: Removes all stacks of venom on the target and deals all the them venom's remaining damage to the target instantly.
Flurry of Blows: Targets every poisoned entity, dealing 10 Shadow damage and refilling the Venom timer(s).
Split Venom: Applies 2 venom stacks to 2 enemies.
Venoms: Foul Toxin: deals 4 Shadow damage per turn for 3 turns
Crippling Toxin: Deals 2 Nature damage per turn for 4 turns and weakens the target's attacks.
Icy Toxin: Deals 3 Cold damage per turn for 4 turns.
Burning Toxin: Deals 5 Fire damage per turn for 2 turns.
Venoms can stack. I'll add more random toxins if this is too easy.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 27/40 HP + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP * 4 + Krackensbane 12?/12? HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Living Fireball 14/15 HP - Action: 3 (Blue's; Crippling Toxin 2 turns left)
Base 18 damage
[FIR] FireGlass Cannon 11/15 HP - Action: 4 (Engie's; Icy Toxin 3 turns left)
Has chance to avoid AOEs, can hide behind allies, base 15 damage.
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP ("fine"; brewing panaceas, 2 turns left)
Panaceas: 1 left. (cures one entity of all poisoned or venom status effects)
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 (+1 grand) - Fire x0 - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1 - We're actually running a little low on them...
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Mega Splash Healing Potion: restores 5 health to each allied entity, 1 use.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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METALBENDER: A metal flail that has command over the ores of the earth and can refine them into metal to strengthen the weapon itself.
-5 Energy to Piono!
3 damage to Piono!
How do you expect to slice the EN-Mech in half with one attack?
The EN-Mech is Frozen and Withered for one turn! However, thanks to its massive size, Frozen does not fully immobilize the entity.
Well, what's involved in the Infused shot?
The Chthonic Octave is Level 10. You can't Very Fine it!
6,000 damage to the MC-Mech and WS-Mech!
THE NOISEMAKER: A grey crystalline crossbow. Lost souls and elemental powers are trapped within its dull form. It commands the power of the four elements, radioactivity, and of screaming souls. The latter of which can be used to augment its attacks.
You drink the Potion of Manpower, critting your attacks!
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => CHAOS CONTROL
You expend the Master Emerald to invoke the command!
You enter Super Mode as a result!
The other Mechs manage to block the attack! 20,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the GH-Mech! 8,000 damage to the EN-Mech, however...
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
12,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
Sorry for not responding to it. I've been busy.
Arthur deals 4,000 damage to the Z-Mech!
You use the Potion Supply, brewing up a Healing Potion! +20,000 HP to LeShi!
You use the Magma Multiplier, dealing 18,000 damage to the Z-Mech!
Z-Mech's HP depleted! It rolls up into a little ball, just like the C-Mech...
The EN-Mech places a visor over its eyes, nullifying the attack!
It won't, trust me.
> TT2000: COMBAT OPERANDI => MILES SAGITTAS
You expend 6 Hog Slop and an Elf Tear! You raise Forge's Light to the sky, pull back, and fire an arrow! You keep firing arrows until a cloud of them blot out the moonlight, hovering over the Mechs! You raise your hand, which glows green, and the arrows shapeshift into a massive warrior forged entirely of arrows! He too holds a copy of Forge's Light, and pulls back on it! Wave after wave of arrows fire from it, until the warrior uses up his own supply of arrows in the attack! 25,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
The W-Mech blocks the attack and takes 8,000 damage!
+6,000 HP to Thanatos!
+8,000 HP to Master Chair Redux!
Welcome! A few answers:
If you had joined this game earlier, yes. The Massive Battle of Armies was meant to finish up the entity fight, but it started a while ago. The time for summoning armies has passed. You're better off attacking!
Yes.
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (Level 5)
Level 5 alchemies take 6 posts to create.
Cheap Sword || Team Aqua Symbol && Water Bucket && Icicle = Antiaqua (Level 1: 1/2)
The Man Ender && Terror Enderdragon Scale = The Dragon Ender (Level 8: 1/9)
10,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
5 Experiment #35674s killed!
8,000 damage to the GH-Mech! Its tentacles regrow, however!
Scribe's Wands && Unicode 7.0 Compendium = The Unicoder (Level 5: 1/6)
The Godmodder gives you a thumbs-up for being Genre Savvy and knowing the attack won't work! You've earned a nanometer of his respect.
7,000 hurts to Thanatos!
Nimbleguy's next attack crits!
3 Destroyers killed!
All attacks against MC-Mech this turn take halved damage!
+74,000 HP to the MC-Mech to compensate!
+50,000 HP to the MC-Mech!
Fixed.
So ~200,000 damage is pathetic? That's more than an army can deal even if it has all its troops.
Got it.
ANEW ARISER: A scythe as white as alabaster; it seems to move in the wind. Potent green energy surrounds it, giving it power over life itself. It can take life from targets to fuel the life of others, can cure any disease, and can harness the powers of creation to heal anything, and even reverse the powers of death if used right.
Metalbender || Mega Electromagnet && Metalbending Crystal && Adamantium = Adam's Flail (Level 5: 1/6)
Project Binary can manipulate anything in a code-based environment... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The Godmodder launches Red Matter Missiles into the Red Matter Missiles, prematurely detonating them all!
The Mechs disposed of the shielding once they were done with it.
3,000 damage to all Mechs!
It's not installed on GodCraft.
10,000 damage to Thanatos!
3 Enderman Assassins killed!
+40,000 HP to the MC-Mech!
You are correct, and I am happy.
+6,000 HP!
The W-Mech DENIES your slam-dunk, but takes 9,000 damage itself!
+5,000 HP to the Obsidian Colossus!
MANIPULEIGHTR: An ebony staff with a green keyboard winding around it like a helix. A spirographical orb at the top it allows the user to teleport and spatially manipulate the area around them, building and deleting structures. Could this power be used in attacks?
8stb0wlr = Miniature Bowling Ball (Level 1: 1/2)
The EN-Mech chronally displaces itself in the timeline and takes one step to its right. Somehow, this puts back in our time, where it removes the chronal displacement.
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 FISHTECH - FILLET HOUR
10,000 damage to the EN-Mech!
MINIATURE BOWLING BALL: A really small bowling ball. Accurate, but not deadly.
Colossus = The Stop-Signer (Level 3: 1/4)
+7,000 HP!
Conductor's Baton || TNT Cannon = The Irate Scherzo (Level 3: 1/4)
8,500 damage!
Oh, if you want to destroy the Moon and get a game over, forcing you to restart from the last save point (ALL THE WAY BACK IN ACT 2), be my guest!
...Seriously though, don't actually do that.
The Godmodder fires at you, vaporizing you, and then chucks it into the Void. He doesn't like accepting gifts from players for fear that they're rigged against him!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop!
10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! You probably shouldn't use Combat Operandi nonstop! In case you haven't noticed, its attack power lowers each time you use it successively...
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
15,000 damage to the GH-Mech!
8,500 damage to the EN-Mech!
+3,000 HP!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
12,000 damage to the W-Mech!
The Godmodder gets a patented Aperture Science Cylindrical Kinetic Impact Device™ and swings that pesky curveball out of the stadium! He gets a home run!
(In case it wasn't obvious, it's a baseball bat. Hey, just making sure.)
The Godmodder blocks your uppercut with his foot and the drop-kick with his hand! You don't have access to banning any account in Minecraft since you're not OP! You also don't have access to interacting with the Godmodder's inventory since you're not OP! How can you keep a concept upright?
Smart... However, knowing the Godmodder, contingencies are probably in place.
All AG armies will minicrit this turn!
7,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
(Should I tell him that Yggdrasil was obliterated by the Scratch?)
You cannot alchemize with entities!
Anew Ariser || Earth's Lifeforce = The Worldsculpter (Level 20: 1/21)
THE TAKER: A deadly vial full of lethal liquids. Arsenic, strands of viruses, and other powders mix within, creating a solution so toxic that one full dose inflicts terrible poisons and takes life itself.
2 damage to Piono!
5 damage to Vriska!
But the EN-Mech is already withered!
The EN-Mech takes 7,500 damage, but quickly rewrites the errors in its coding and is restored to normalcy!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
13,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
The EN-Mech already repaired it! It turns its arm into a longsword and slices you in half when you atempt to breach it.
9,500 damage to the MC-Mech!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan and raises its Corruption by 10%!
Both PG entities deal 12,000 damage to the MC-Mech!
The Control Core Mech deals 20,000 damage to the GH-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 2 more Nova Launchers in return! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army is removed due to its owner being AFK! The army fades into dust... The Foresaken casts a stone barrier and deals 20,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 8 Experiment #35674s!
Master Chair Redux uses Chair-Pulse, dealing 7,000 damage to the MC-Mech, W-Mech, and GH-Mech! The other AG entities deal 16,000 damage to Thanatos!
The Void Army deals 10,000 damage to the MC-Mech and 10,000 damage to the EN-Mech! It loses 8 Destroyers! The Omega-2 Batallion kills Thanatos! Death fades into dust... The Homelands attempt to attack the Z-Mech, but fail! The Obsidian Legion uses Want You Gone, dealing 25,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and 15,000 damage to the EN-Mech! The Sanghelios Alliance, under the effects of Infestation, destroys the THOR and deals 60,000 damage to the System Defender 6.6.6! The Army of Platius fades into dust...
The W-Mech uses Witching Hour, dealing 120,000 damage to LeShi! All the other Mechs kill 50 Enderman Assassins! The Puppet deals 15,000 damage to the Feline! The Godmodder kills the Feline and deals 25,000 damage to the Infernal Skeleton Titan!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Defeat the Armybuster Mechs!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat all Neutral Armies!
> PGs: Defend the Armybuster Mechs!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Rancid Cheese Wedge: [N] HP: 33,000/60,000. Corruption: 30%.
Titanic Lunar Knight: [N] HP: 143,000/150,000.
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 500,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x14.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 300,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP.
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M.C. Freedom Ruins: Piono: 15/20 Respawns: III / CaptainM8ndfang: 13/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III vs. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???.
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Core: Mutated Twin. 250,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x67.)
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 51,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) Chair Railgun: III Power: IIIIIIIIII
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 16,000/150,000. Corruption: 10%. Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 300,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer. 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x47.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 305,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 26,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 12,500oC.) LeiShi: 220,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 70.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 305,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x32.) Want You Gone: III
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 400,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x90.)
Z-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 0/400,000. Outbreak: I
SJ-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 317,500/600,000. Moonsetter: III
MC-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 163,500/350,000. Sunshaker: III
W-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 320,000/450,000. Witching Hour: III
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 447,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 433,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
EN-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 225,000/750,000. Game Over: III Frozen: I Withered: I
The Puppet: [PG] HP: 73,000/80,000. High attack, high evasion! You Can't: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 52. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III(K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III(The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
3 Elf Tears
15 Pie Filling
7 Weasel Snot