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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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and there at once.
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same as this one
Xbox:
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Wait, why did NetPatham deal 33,000 damage to Miraj when he said he targeted the strongest PG entity? Also, NetPatham. There is absolutely no way in a million years that you can take over a boss entity just like that. Especially not something like that. Not with that thing's history.
A: 27/50
B: 27/50
+2 from Aegis, +2 back.
Miraj charm target: JC Squad
Her expression breaks. She cannot control the feral hunger any more. Miraj gives off an earsplitting shriek and launches herself at the Hexmobile, savagely stabbing and slashing with her horn. She deals 50,000 damage (total charm level (5) * 10,000) to it. Enter phase 2! A bit late. She loses the ability to charm anything and all layers of charmed on other entities are removed. She now has an value called Fury. (it would be called rage, but thats a boss ATM) For every 10,000 damage she deals, she gains 10 fury. Once it hits 30, she will do another lunge, dealing a lot of damage.
PLAYER 4... HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Potion supply (healy mode) onto Miraj. I should have done this earlier, but I forgot.
Ah... we meet again. The Relic... The AXIS... only the Book isn't here... And the math glitch, but that guy was so insignificant I didn't even capitalize it. I'm sorry my friends. May your gimmicky souls be laid to rest. Well, I guess I should be flattered that of the 4 "Juggernauts", 2 of them were my creations.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
The violence happening deals 5 damage to all allied entities and breaks the Iron Protector's Shield. However, the violence seems to have calmed down. Left open, the Iron Protector is promptly massacred, taking 5 damage from the Aluminum Elemental, 2 from the Firewall, and the final 10 from the Icy Spy. It collapses, sparks slightly, and then lays silent.
There wasn't anything to salvage off the spiders, but maybe these guys will have some stuff.Wilson searches through the two machines, looking for anything of use. He eventually brings out a small pile of goods. List of items gained: Iron great sword: Can be used by a player to deal 5 MET damage to an enemy. Can be used twice before breaking. Aura Crystal: boosts the power of an entity's next attack and protects it from 1 hit. Useable only once. As well as 1 Grand Magic Summon Gem and 1 Grand Metal Summon Gem. These work like normal summon gems, except they can be used to create slightly more powerful creatures. We now have a choice. We can either try to break down the front door or try to climb onto the Balcony. The front door goes into the Entry Hall which I think is connected to the Kitchen. The Balcony leads directly to the Greenroom, and then the Library. But they both eventually connect back up. Wilson turns to look at the ugly building and sighs, seemingly worried.
Allied Line:
[MET] Aluminum Elemental 25/50 HP - Action: 1 (Fseftr's) Base dmg of 7 MET damage, can armor self to only take 25% damage, can deal 5 MAG damage
[FIR] Firewall 79/100 HP - Action: 2 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 13/25 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's) Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 11 - Action: 4 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[MAG] Crimson Cultist 25/30 HP - Action: 5 (Nimble's) Can summon Obelisks. Obelisk deals either 8 magic damage with a stun chance on frail enemies or deals 3 MAG, 3 FIR, and 3 ENE damage. After placing an Obelisk, the Cultist can spend another turn to get *4 damage with next attack.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x1 (+1 grand)
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30**
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Netherquest: I get right onto Rage's face and then do a dance that is, in no uncertain terms, awful. Probably the most hideously bad dance to ever exist, ever. It's incredibly wrong in all aspects. So, so bad. I channel the badness of my dance into energy to make me dance even worse, feeding the cycle for a while until I whip out both Adamantium Doors in my possession, channel the badness into furious energy, and finish the dance with a terrible attempt at a spin, swinging the doors and the energy of my terrible dancing right into Rage's eyes.
Battlefield: I channel the power of the king of second bananas, the man in green, Luigi himself, to mimic one of his most powerful techniques: The Green Missile! I charge it up and send myself skyrocketing sideways, headfirst into the Green Energy Core.
Endstone && Chaos Void Shard (Voidstone, 2/4)
Rifle || Mithril (???, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (5/50)
Netherquest: I take a leaf out of Deadpool's book, take Rage's HP bar and rapidly slap him with it.
Battlefield: I go atop one of the tallest pillars dotting the landscape with a convenient ladder, take off my shirt, shout very loudly, and do a divebomb body-slam on the Blue Energy Core.
Endstone && Chaos Void Shard (Voidstone, 3/4)
Rifle || Mithril (???, 3/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (6/50)
Okey dokey Twin. I won't get much time to play anyway it seems, : (
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 47/50 +1 self +1 from nimble
ii: 14/50 +1 self
iii: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Casually ask TP about his employer, answer any questions TP asks you.
Leonstar1: I can get behind this then :3
I roll Oblivion's Octet at the Hexmobile!
Then I use Battle Technique: Celestia Lv.1 on the Hexmobile!
Overworld: The Subspace Gunship has 100 HP. Really? I redirect a satellite to crash into it. Hope that wasn't one of yours, Blue, because it certainly wasn't one of mine. Hold on, Wayback Machine?... OH GOD. I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHERE I ATTACHED PREFIXES TO MYSELF. 100000 HP back when 30000 was tanky for a PG. Good days. Although I would rather NOT see that scale up into modern times...
Nether: Take out a huge joint, then smoke it. After a while, it explodes, covering Rage in a marijuana logo. Don't ask.
Void: Inspect the room I am in.
Dreamscape: Icy Spy, armor yourself. There might be trouble ahead, and we need to be prepared. I reckon we should visit the kitchen so that I can pinch all the knives for future use.
Mace (not the can, the weapon) OR raw light magic 1/?
10/11 for Denuo Surrexit
2/? for space whip
6/50 for mega attack
11/15 for charge attack
piono walks up to the Celestial Bomb king, pulls out a cherry, and bashes it (celestial bomb king with the cherry, not the other way around)
Phobos is incapacitated...
Eric grins at erelye. Make him want to leave? That shouldn't be too hard... Powder, if you can hear me, I would recommend you leave Serpent alone until we can get you a body of your own to possess. Given that its three against one, and one of the three could go toe-to-toe with engie ninja at full strength, I don't think you want to pick a fight with us.
Darn it, no trees for miles. Guess I have to scale things up a bit.
I Begin summoning the Giant flying warpig. It can carry three players on its huge back and has a double chest worth of storage in its saddle bags. Oh, and it has 10.000 HP.
Since we can do multiple charges, I also begin charging up a plasma laser/bolt gun. The bolts explode on impact and the laser pierces its target
Sliver Pollen absorbs energy from: Psi Beam Alpha, healing, Natural Disaster, TELEP()RT, "the power of the king of second bananas, the man in green, Luigi himself".
Sliver Pollen: [9.3333*/x]
Massive One-Shot beam Cannon: [8/8] (delayed)
One-shot illusion device: [2/2] (suspended)
The glow from the massive spear brightens until it is painful to look at. Lightning arcs down into the ground about me.
Divine Lance [5/6]
I begin summoning Armed Automagi Sniper [1/2]
Anticipating another attack from Piono against Bomb King this turn I place a mystic tripwire lasting for only this turn between them, cancelling the next attack from Piono against Bomb King.
Wait, why did NetPatham deal 33,000 damage to Miraj when he said he targeted the strongest PG entity? Also, NetPatham. There is absolutely no way in a million years that you can take over a boss entity just like that. Especially not something like that. Not with that thing's history.
>>I feel like trying anyway. Because that is so, so, SO, appropriate for a computer named HEX to take over.
</null>
((Yeah, I'm not REALLY expecting that to work but I can hope.))
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Okey dokey Twin. I won't get much time to play anyway it seems, : (
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 48/50 +1 self
ii: 15/50 +1 self
iii: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Ask TP to show you around
Leonstar1: I roll Oblivion's Octet at the Hexmobile!
Then I use Battle Technique: Celestia Lv.2 - Pulsar on the Hexmobile!
I ride the HypeTrain Lightning Rail, study, and ask Lothyra to come to Minecraftia because it is her destiny to fight the godmodder. I may be smitten by her...
>>Oh, you hid another one? Darn...I guess it's my turn to be busy with magic.
>>Legendary Mass Defuse Bomb (Serpent's Planet) 1/5
>>Scribe's Wands && Swift Snowball Rifle = Word of Gun 2/? (6?)
>>HEXmobile -c Avatar's Sights ++ Lancer 2/4
((For reference, this is a Technomancy-type spell. Not exactly standard mage fare but anyone whose text reads like code output isn't too standard.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
S6 Archailect: 2/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 1/10
He scream
A: 27/50
B: 27/50
+2 from Aegis, +2 back.
Miraj charm target: JC Squad
Her expression breaks. She cannot control the feral hunger any more. Miraj gives off an earsplitting shriek and launches herself at the Hexmobile, savagely stabbing and slashing with her horn. She deals 50,000 damage (total charm level (5) * 10,000) to it. Enter phase 2! A bit late. She loses the ability to charm anything and all layers of charmed on other entities are removed. She now has an value called Fury. (it would be called rage, but thats a boss ATM) For every 10,000 damage she deals, she gains 10 fury. Once it hits 30, she will do another lunge, dealing a lot of damage.
PLAYER 4... HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Potion supply (healy mode) onto Miraj. I should have done this earlier, but I forgot.
Ah... we meet again. The Relic... The AXIS... only the Book isn't here... And the math glitch, but that guy was so insignificant I didn't even capitalize it. I'm sorry my friends. May your gimmicky souls be laid to rest. Well, I guess I should be flattered that of the 4 "Juggernauts", 2 of them were my creations.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
The violence happening deals 5 damage to all allied entities and breaks the Iron Protector's Shield. However, the violence seems to have calmed down. Left open, the Iron Protector is promptly massacred, taking 5 damage from the Aluminum Elemental, 2 from the Firewall, and the final 10 from the Icy Spy. It collapses, sparks slightly, and then lays silent.
There wasn't anything to salvage off the spiders, but maybe these guys will have some stuff. Wilson searches through the two machines, looking for anything of use. He eventually brings out a small pile of goods. List of items gained: Iron great sword: Can be used by a player to deal 5 MET damage to an enemy. Can be used twice before breaking. Aura Crystal: boosts the power of an entity's next attack and protects it from 1 hit. Useable only once. As well as 1 Grand Magic Summon Gem and 1 Grand Metal Summon Gem. These work like normal summon gems, except they can be used to create slightly more powerful creatures. We now have a choice. We can either try to break down the front door or try to climb onto the Balcony. The front door goes into the Entry Hall which I think is connected to the Kitchen. The Balcony leads directly to the Greenroom, and then the Library. But they both eventually connect back up. Wilson turns to look at the ugly building and sighs, seemingly worried.
Allied Line:
[MET] Aluminum Elemental 25/50 HP - Action: 1 (Fseftr's)
Base dmg of 7 MET damage, can armor self to only take 25% damage, can deal 5 MAG damage
[FIR] Firewall 79/100 HP - Action: 2 (Insert_Generic_Username's)
Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 13/25 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's)
Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 11 - Action: 4 (NetPatham's)
No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[MAG] Crimson Cultist 25/30 HP - Action: 5 (Nimble's)
Can summon Obelisks. Obelisk deals either 8 magic damage with a stun chance on frail enemies or deals 3 MAG, 3 FIR, and 3 ENE damage. After placing an Obelisk, the Cultist can spend another turn to get *4 damage with next attack.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x1 (+1 grand)
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30* *
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
R
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Battlefield: I channel the power of the king of second bananas, the man in green, Luigi himself, to mimic one of his most powerful techniques: The Green Missile! I charge it up and send myself skyrocketing sideways, headfirst into the Green Energy Core.
Endstone && Chaos Void Shard (Voidstone, 2/4)
Rifle || Mithril (???, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (5/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin Kick (5/30)
Charge 3: Bracket Collapse (5/10)
HMAS Ship: 49/50
More Ships: 28/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: Reacharound on hexmobile
Fseftr: BT: Noah's Flood
Blue: Through the door, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
NOTICE: I have switched to neutral.
Please move me on the echeladder, Twin.
Talist, could you keep track of items too?
Picniclog to summarize what happened will be up tomorrow, assuming nothing comes up, and the picnic does not continue.
=CHARGE=
-21 / 50- MCR (+2 from Modpack)
-18 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I quickly summon a Ghost from Starcraft II.
I kill him, steal his rifle, and then use EMP on the Hexmobile's shields.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Battlefield: I go atop one of the tallest pillars dotting the landscape with a convenient ladder, take off my shirt, shout very loudly, and do a divebomb body-slam on the Blue Energy Core.
Endstone && Chaos Void Shard (Voidstone, 3/4)
Rifle || Mithril (???, 3/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (6/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin Kick (6/30)
Charge 3: Bracket Collapse (6/10)
All charges progress, +1 to Erelye and Fseftr.
I continue to fire the Scratched Record Scratcher at Rage!
I roll the Chthonic Octave!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 47/50 +1 self +1 from nimble
ii: 14/50 +1 self
iii: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Casually ask TP about his employer, answer any questions TP asks you.
Leonstar1: I can get behind this then :3
I roll Oblivion's Octet at the Hexmobile!
Then I use Battle Technique: Celestia Lv.1 on the Hexmobile!
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 48
A Nerfed Rancid Cheese Wedge: [8/10]
Overworld: The Subspace Gunship has 100 HP. Really? I redirect a satellite to crash into it. Hope that wasn't one of yours, Blue, because it certainly wasn't one of mine. Hold on, Wayback Machine?... OH GOD. I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHERE I ATTACHED PREFIXES TO MYSELF. 100000 HP back when 30000 was tanky for a PG. Good days. Although I would rather NOT see that scale up into modern times...
Nether: Take out a huge joint, then smoke it. After a while, it explodes, covering Rage in a marijuana logo. Don't ask.
Void: Inspect the room I am in.
Dreamscape: Icy Spy, armor yourself. There might be trouble ahead, and we need to be prepared. I reckon we should visit the kitchen so that I can pinch all the knives for future use.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
10/11 for Denuo Surrexit
2/? for space whip
6/50 for mega attack
11/15 for charge attack
piono walks up to the Celestial Bomb king, pulls out a cherry, and bashes it (celestial bomb king with the cherry, not the other way around)
Phobos is incapacitated...
Eric grins at erelye.
Make him want to leave?
That shouldn't be too hard...
Powder, if you can hear me, I would recommend you leave Serpent alone until we can get you a body of your own to possess. Given that its three against one, and one of the three could go toe-to-toe with engie ninja at full strength, I don't think you want to pick a fight with us.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I Begin summoning the Giant flying warpig. It can carry three players on its huge back and has a double chest worth of storage in its saddle bags. Oh, and it has 10.000 HP.
Since we can do multiple charges, I also begin charging up a plasma laser/bolt gun. The bolts explode on impact and the laser pierces its target
Giant flying warpig of DOOM: 1/8
Plasma laser/bolt gun: 1/4
Sliver Pollen: [9.3333*/x]
Massive One-Shot beam Cannon: [8/8] (delayed)
One-shot illusion device: [2/2] (suspended)
The glow from the massive spear brightens until it is painful to look at. Lightning arcs down into the ground about me.
Divine Lance [5/6]
I begin summoning Armed Automagi Sniper [1/2]
Anticipating another attack from Piono against Bomb King this turn I place a mystic tripwire lasting for only this turn between them, cancelling the next attack from Piono against Bomb King.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 30/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 5/50
I order Stheno to remain on the defensive, building a group of Stheno Pets up.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
>>I feel like trying anyway. Because that is so, so, SO, appropriate for a computer named HEX to take over.
</null>
((Yeah, I'm not REALLY expecting that to work but I can hope.))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
3/16I find a beautiful Elf artificer in Eberron called Lothyra Silenttread. She offers to teach me the ways of arcane magitek.STORYEDIT: Nope.avi
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
?: 50/50 I'll write this on the weekend, hopefully.
i: 48/50 +1 self
ii: 15/50 +1 self
iii: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Ask TP to show you around
Leonstar1: I roll Oblivion's Octet at the Hexmobile!
Then I use Battle Technique: Celestia Lv.2 - Pulsar on the Hexmobile!
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 51
I THEN ABS()RB S()ME C()NS()RTS LIFE F()RCE T() HEAL. 1 TURN LEFT.
GAME()VER!!: 46/50
The power of the WAAAAA fuses into the Fourth-Wall. It starts to shake....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
4/16I ride the HypeTrain Lightning Rail, study, and ask Lothyra to come to Minecraftia because it is her destiny to fight the godmodder. I may be smitten by her...STORYEDIT: I hate Past Me. Just like Karkat.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis