upon mining stone, craft furnace and utilise my +215 smithing skill to create a +15 Katana (for reference, a sword capable of one-shoting most gods is meant to be a +10)
Hm, two newbies, gotta warn you two, you've been stuck in Godcraft for a while now. Pigmen seems to be doing okay, but jakob, might want to scale things up.
I can count at least two pages where I didn't quote any posts because they were filled with fightposts. Seriously. There is an insane amount of fightposts, and they had really no reason to exist. No real plot was made, it's just been you guys godmodding each others' attacks. It's a giant RP, something which I tried to make this game not be, and no progress was made at all besides Serpent getting incapacitated. But because I am a kind GM, I will let you continue the fight, but I'm warning you: stick to the four-fightpost limit and try to add them as footnotes to your main posts. Thank you.
Netpatham and Leonstar, you are not in the fight. Sorry. Go do stuff on the Battlefield.
8/11 for Arctoae
6/11 for Denuo Surrexit
3/5 for the shoeshiner
1/50 for the next mega attack
6/15 for the charge attack
piono takes out Arcum Aereum and with a massive bolt of lightning, finishes the level 4 Lucycount.
In the nether, Phobos downs a potion of manpower...
50/50 expended.
Combat Operandi: Nightfall
A Combat Operandi so outrageously powerful that it not only needs a large amount of sacred items but a 50 post charge to unleash it.
Night falls. Hope fades into a world of dark. Through shadows falling Out of memory And time.
Rage casts about, looking for something to use as reference point in the empty void of darkness he's just discovered himself in.
And he finds one.
Phobos.
[REDACTED]
Everyone else in the nether looks on in shock as Rage and Phobos reappear, Rage brutally injured, and Phobos, although his face is not shown, looks to be grinning.
Level 4 Lucycount killed!
Crits don't stack! The Potion of Manpower grants you crits, and you already have a crit bonus! The Potion wouldn't do anything.
Assualt Drone: Use reacharound on the celestial bomb king.
Fseftr: BT: Ultramarine
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon the celestial bomb king
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Aluminium Elemental: Aluminum blast
Now...
What to do about this regret?
I can't bring them back...
The dead can't come back.
God knows I've tried.
Unless...
*snip.*
Damn.
It was nice to meet your universe's god though.
Even if he was a bit...
Quirky.
Looks like I'll have to stop feeling guilty another way.
Murphy's Law causes the attack to head to a portal to the Void! You are sucked up by it and obliterated...
That song is perfect leon. Absolutely perfect.
10/11 for Arctoae
8/11 for Denuo Surrexit
I finish the Shoeshiner.
3/50 for mega attack
8/15 for charged attack
piono tosses the faceless eight into the air, aimed at Enoch, then shoots the Celestial bomb king with Emerald Nova.
Phobos finishes gathering up his shadow aura.
You use the Faceless Eight.
2-2-5-7-7-4-3-4
A massive grey flashlight blinds Enoch, and then a weasel pokes its head out of the flashlight! It disconcertingly ogles Enoch, allowing you to finish it off with Terra Firma! Enoch killed!
Murphy's Law causes the Scratch to effect the Emerald Nova for a split second! The object glitches out of your hands!
Flux Weaponization 13/20 (+1 from Gerbil)
Thorium Tallow Praecantatiocanister 6/6!
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I examine my new slightly radioactive wax canister filled with essentia. Does my Deudly Magnum have more than one shot?
Oh, yes. I use a Hazel Wand-empowered Woegothics on the Red Core.
When I said to try not to do anything ridiculous, I DID NOT MEAN TO ANNIHILATE A QUARTER OF THE PLANET!
Sidequest:
Hmm...
I wonder... Of course.
Those that are in the somewhat extensive vicinity can hear clanking, whirling, vaporization, explosions, and precise energy blasts from the West Room for the next several hours.
If anybody were to come in when the sounds stopped, they would view my newest invention. A large seven by nine meter mess of thaumic devices. At the core, we have a jarred Hungry Node. This node, as it is jarred, has a lessened draw rate for matter. However, it is still strong enough to suck in energy. In this case, the heat of the air around it; this pull takes advantage of some lava nearby. The glass on the jar is heated up to extreme temperatures, and sent through conductive Vesperium coils to an Everful Urn containing, well, infinite water. Said water is drawn out of the Urn by way of the node, surrounding the jar in a kind of bubble. The coils have Vesperium wires coming off of them, heading directly back into the bubbles. From here, an energized node connected to a Vis Relay fires a beam of pure energy into the mess at the core. The combination of arcane power and heat causes the infinite water bubble to transform to steam. Essentially, this is an infinite generator of steam.
From here, the steam inside the casing of the device is piped through pressurized tubes towards a small turbine, which spins about, powering the Hard Light Glass Bridge Generator. There we are. A rather simplistic device, but it shall function, I suppose. That is, assuming this is counted as kinetic energy.
You are now mister Avlcan. At this point in time, it has been approximately three enquier since you entered the Medium. However, you have a hunch that you should go into the Veil. Why? You do not even have the slightest idea.
Spotting a nearby meteor that looks somewhat accommodating, you fly towards it with your Rocket Boots, and deactivate them upon the surface. May as well explore this place. You walk over to the nearest building, and enter by way of the door. Who would have guessed it had a door?
Something about this place seems... off. There is a fine layer of dust over everything. Wait. Everything, except for these footprints. Following these footprints, you end up at a door, left ajar. The trail of footprints extends through this doorway, and down a staircase. Being the brilliant investigator you are, you sniff the footprints. They distinctly smell of pine trees and parchment. What in the world!? You are in the Veil, not some sort of library for morally ambiguous theoreticians! Actually, for all you know, you might be.
Suddenly, you fire your pistol directly into a wall. All is silent for a second, until you begin to hear whirling gears and the beeping of advanced technology, just like some of your favorite science fiction films. The sound is coming from down the stairs, and seems slightly muffled, like a door is blocking the sound.
THORIUM TALLOW PRAECANTATIOCANISTER: A canister made of Thorium Arsenate. It appears to be able to siphon out the praecantatio from Magic Tallow, storing it inside the canister for later use.
No.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
Red Energy Core destroyed! +12,000 HP to the Green and Blue Energy Cores!
That reminds me...
?: 50/50 Still haven't written it
i: 42/50 +1 self +3 from Erelye +1 from nimble
ii: 11/50 +1 self
iii: 4/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Politely ask TP about the paintings.
Leonstar1: GATEWAY! _/~\_
A pillar of light rises up from where I stand, various magical runes circle around me. The pillar of light contracts until it vanishes and I disappear with it.
ELSEWHERE: A pillar of light appears in the sky and I step out.
"This fight looks interesting"
Yup
SB&HJ 46/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 30/30 I imbibe this sugary alcohol, boosting my IMAGINATION through the roof. I promptly thieve Ire's Thyme, as it was, is and will continue to be terribly guarded.. I then use my Hope powers, bolstered by the Thyme and Candy Corn Liquor, and cast the RAINBOW STAIRWELLS. "That's not a unit of measure!" You complain. Of course it isn't. This is SBaHJ. The Rainbow stairwells promptly corrupt everything, turning the Battlefield into the SBaHJttlefield. Everything is now a .jpeg. The horror. THE HORROR.
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 8/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 4/9
Train && Ircuvici && Broken Update Terminal 1/??
Welp. That happened.
I use DOUBLE MIDNIGHT on the Lucycount.
I roll the Garnet Stains at the Lucycount.
Your IMAGINATION goes off the charts!
You fail to thieve the Waluigi Thyme... You cannot interact with other Spoils! The RAINBOW STAIRWELLS turns the Battlefield into the SBaHJlefield! The Godmodder goes ballistic! All entities on the field will now be corrupted by .jpeg until he can fix this mess... The Godmodder is the only one that's not effected.
I use a random level of Elven Tale on the Red Core. Why? To celebrate the END OF ACT 2, and the entry of my reminiscing into the present time. Perhaps a level of the attack over ten is in order?
Anyways, I, in my frustration at the disregarding of my warnings, tear a hole through reality for a millisecond, jump through, and end up upon the world of Serpent, a potent aura about me.
Stepping down the stairs just before the door, you can hear... bawling? What in the world?
You open the door to reveal Kalare pressing a button. Immediately, twelve newborns vanish.
>END FLASHBACK.
>BE KALARE.
Yes, that was truly a horrifying incident. At that, you step onto the nearest Transportalizer, and reappear within a house on !U2. Then, you make sure the doors have been locked, which they are, and keep a third eye, which you do not have, on the human clock, which does not display time correctly. A house painted violet on the inside. A wanted criminal, akin to some others. After a few hours, you use the Transportalizer, and return to the meteor.
INTERMISSION 1. (For the foreseeable future. These things are tiring.)
So, that is basically it. What the holy **** was that...? That, my dear split, was most of my life story, up to the present moment. Oh, and watch your language. That was so boring; it wasn't even funny! That is incredibly rude. Do you know how long I have been telling you that story? Nope. I don't care. Its made me feel irritable.
POST 1;
Tubas || Generic Weapons Systems = Tuba Doomsday Array (11/11)
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = ? (1/?)
Floppy Disk-Reading Computer && GPIO Ports = ? (1/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil): The Thyme! Gerbil Ghost Image! The Tome!
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): I throw a Tome of Voidwalking into the Void directly at the Waluigi Thymed Steaks. It hits the Steaks and they are instantly transported into The Void, right into the dungeon.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You set up the Node Generator. It seems as if a mysterious ancient force is preventing any generator from working... You might be able to dissipate this mystery somehow.
The Painter tells you that the paintings were painted by him, of different points in the construction of this dungeon. He was hired by the creator of the dungeon to do this job. He was given special paints to use. The Painter has seen anything coming in contact with the paintings painted with the special paints to be transported... into the paintings.
TUBA DOOMSDAY ARRAY: An array of golden weaponry forged from brass. It harnesses the complete power of Nimbleguy's Tubas, concealed in the form of cannons and railguns. They possess all of the Tubas' programmed attacks. Truly a force to be reckoned with.
=CHARGE=
-18 / 50- MCR
-17 / 25- The Wall
+1 to Armored_Automagi
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I tell the Godmodder that I'm going to kick him in the shins multiple times to give him a relaxing massage. (He did enjoy it.)
I start kicking. He enjoys it, and I set up a reclining chair for him to relax on.
And then the chair restrains him.
Suddenly, a GIANT MYTHRIL BOOT FLYING AT SPEEDS OF OVER 200 MPH comes down from the heavens and strikes the Godmodder in the shins.
I then duck and cover, and toss a random chair into the RP battle.
The giant mythril boot was also relaxing! The Godmodder thanks you for the entire massage you gave him. He asks you if he can return the favor...
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 11/11. What was this again?
I get all the luck because I am the first person to make a DTG post, instead of a fightpost, on this page. (777).
I proceed to randomly crit all my attacks, of which there might be up to three this post...
I use my two most powerful attacks on the two most powerful PGs.
I grab an Octet and roll. All 8s, or all 7s, or...It remains to be seen what will happen.
ENTROPY'S EGG: A black egg that seems to be lit on fire. Bronze spots surround it. It's almost alive in a way.
Murphy's Law causes all your attacks to crit, but to always hit the wrong target!
You have to specify which attacks you use!
7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7
A massive fist flashes down from the sky and smashes into SCP-044! 20,000 damage!
Yes, I have some knowledge upon the subject of healing magic, and I certainly have the tools at my disposal to do so, and stop this powdery taint. However, the question is not can I, but should I. Well, then?
Should I?
An Alternate Universe me uses Horrorterror on the Red Core, and then combusts. Then, I brace my mind to protect myself from the memory-erasing blast of the Judge. I find it useless to erase my memory. Well, that, and I do not find it very practical to be confused or sick in any way whatsoever. Yes, I am predicting the future.
I didnt quite want 200 turns, that was a misscommuication between us, i asked you what you think it should take but you never replied. Oh well, lets wait almost an entire year i guess.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 1/11
Systems Crash || Antipolar Crystaltorch = The Low Blow (Level 10: 11/11)
Multi-Powersuit 28/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 12/20
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 10)
I use the nucelar crystallbows imbuing ability to empower its shots with icy energy!
I attack the Red Energy Core with the Malleo Dei!
Serpent's side quest: Attack rage using the nucelar crystallbow, using up the charges!
So be it...
The judge raises his arm, and forms a fist. A ball of shadowy light engulfs it and a wave of reality tearing magic makes you feel sick and confused. A while after its effects get lighter and you're looking around. You all, friend and enemy alike, sit on the battle field and nowhere is even any trace of the Judge, the grimoire of the Judge or Murphy's Law to be seen. Nobody even remembers anything related to the Judge or the Law. Slightly confused as to why everybody sat together you pick up your weapons and stand up to continue the war against/for the godmodder. Meanwhile Granger is franatically searching the Master Emerald, where did she put it?!
Oh. I suppose it could take 50 turns then... That's my fault.
The Judge seems to have effectively erased Murphy's Law from existence! All its effects are undone...
Overworld: Steady... Steady... *Pomson 9000 fires an Antimatter rubber duck straight through Enoch and the Lucycount simultaneously*... What?
Nether: "I built that." Then impale Rage on a Mechroa tendril.
Void: This is the song when looking for the wizard, hai cow ralashamo, kill the la ta ta! I think that's how it goes... Yo, north roomers, you done yet?
Dreamscape: That enchanted protector needs to go down. Icy Spy, weaken it, would you kindly.
?: 50/50 Still haven't written it
i: 45/50 +1 self +1 from Erelye +1 from nimble
ii: 12/50 +1 self
iii: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Politely inform TP of how masterful his brushwork is.
PAST Leonstar1: I roll the OBLIVION'S OCTET at the JC-Squadron, channeling the power of the lucky 777.
I'm assuming it's offensive regardless of the fact I attempted to make it a healing dice.
Miraj charm target: JC Squad
Somethings going to go down...
Fordwing: Aura Sphere on Lucycount
Nimblequest: take a look at the paintings. Specifically, look at how many brush strokes were used to tell how long the paintings took.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Netpatham: Alright. I'll make it so that no more than 5 spiders can be killed in a single attack so that you don't lose it all to one AOE. As for your attack, you grab the Enchanted Protector, put it into your inventory, get a normal protector, and combine the two in your crafting grid. Because when you combine two items, the enchantment is lost. With this, you deal a mighty 1 damage.
@Engie: very well.
Being on page 777, an aura of extreme luck defends on all allied entities, empowering them. The Aluminum Elemental breaks the shield of the Iron Protector. The Firewall then deals a critical, boosted 3 damage to it and breaks the Enchanted Protector's aura. The Icy Spy gets a critical and boosted hit, KILLING the Enchanted Protector. It splutters and launches sparks all over the place, before finally falling over with a thin layer of frost over it. All of the Spiderlings attack the Iron Protector and land a critical hit. However, the Protector is resistant to NAT damage, so that counteracts the the critical hit. The Protector takes 3 damage and is poisoned. Now that the Obelisk has been primed, it attacks the Iron Protector. The MAG part of the damage is weakened, but the FIR and ENE parts are boosted. Combined with this being a critical hit, it deals a total of 16 damage. The Iron Protector retaliates by destroying the Crimson Cultist's Obelisk.
Enemy Line:
[MET] Iron Protector 17/40 HP - Action: 6 (Poisoned: 1 turn left, 3 damage)
Base damage: 10 metal damage
Mighty Shield: absorbs all damage from 1 attack, comes back after this entity attacks.
Shield Slam: If the mighty shield has not been broken during this turn, the Protector deals 15 base damage instead of 10.
Allied Line:
[MET] Aluminum Elemental 30/50 HP - Action: 1 (Fseftr's) Base dmg of 7 MET damage, can armor self to only take 25% damage, can deal 5 MAG damage
[FIR] Firewall 84/100 HP - Action: 2 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 15/25 HP + 3 armor - Action: 3 (Engie's) Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 15 - Action: 4 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[MAG] Crimson Cultist 30/30 HP - Action: 5 (Nimble's) Can summon Obelisks. Obelisk deals either 8 magic damage with a stun chance on frail enemies or deals 3 MAG, 3 FIR, and 3 ENE damage. After placing an Obelisk, the Cultist can spend another turn to get *4 damage with next attack.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
The entire landscape seems to shudder. Very tiny red cracks form along some parts of the ground. Something must be happening outside of this dream. Something... destructive.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x0 - Fire x0 - Nature x0 - Metal x0 - Energy x1 - Magic x0
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
This isn't a fightpost, Twin, this is me reacting to my intention to join in the fight yesterday, then accidentally spending a day and a half learning to play Dwarf Fortress. Still can't figure out stairs.
My avatar flickers oddly, twitches, and, for a moment, is an ASCII @ symbol, then returns to normal, the Avatar Program reverting from AFK, thru Dwarf Fortress, to Minecraft...
Woops, sorry, I was checking on the Parasol Corp, what'd I miss?
My HUD explodes with surveillance data from the fight!
Oh... Well, I guess they didn't break any of MY stuff, but on the other hand, infighting's stupid, and I'm bored. I activate the Tesseract system in my armor, tell it to track Erelye, the one person involved I can trust not to immediately shoot me, and teleport to him!
...Due to an error in relative-velocity compensation, I come out of the fifth dimension thirty meters in the air, moving at nearly a hundred km/h, and plow into the ground at high velocity, making a trench...
Ow. Remember how the only way to kill me except via uberbossmajjyyks is kinetic force? Nowhere near enough there, but it still hurt.
And then my HUD informs me that the fight is over.
Dammit. Guess that was unnecessary. Need any help, Erelye? I throw him a disposable bodyshield generator.
Esoteric Tinkering 50/50! The Device is almost totally complete... H3h, my p4rt of the work is complex, huge, and based mostly around using that elf's contributions. Oh, there'5 som3 of our stuff in there, but that was all Amp, I just ran integration. ...Now to finish the weapon we're modifying.
RPLS-SH 43/50
Vehicle 4/4 {This thing's done, now, right? Tell me my mathematics coding isn't shorting...}
I just reached 28 days in Don't Starve as WX-78... wow, this seed was really lucky.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 27/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 2/50
I have recently increased in rank! I am now a Gamma Swordsman! Whoohoo! Opel Speedster, let's go smash something! Namely what's left of the HMASS!
On a less positive note, I see my Construct minions being cut down like crops... I deploy some more, telling them to preserve themselves as much as possible.
I join. I am myself. I run away. I don't like dangerous places, they are detrimental to my health.
What? Keep in mind players are invincible...
You run away from the Battlefield, but there's not much to run away to! Pillars are everywhere, gaping chasms are cut into the field, and players run like havoc! The Godmodder's minions, Terrors and Mechs, ravage the landscape, killing players left and right and making them ragequit, as they have been for a year... One notices you. It obliterates you in a single laser beam. You have died! You respawn back on the Battlefield though.
Wait, didn't I just say players are invincible? Whoops. What that means is that Death Is A Slap On The Wrist. There's no penalty for "dying", and it can only happen in flavor text. Plus, you have no health bars!
I full out QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE RAGE! (15/15) In a very chaotic swirl of darkness and space, many random spatial effects and regular effects all target RAGE and hit him, and one special effect, SPATIAL DISORTION, which causes him to miss some attacks due to spatial "glitches", now affects him!
I tap on the MICROSOFT SCREEN VIEWING THING OR WHATEVER IT IS CALLED, trying to get it to work. How did Modpack do this even. All I can see is a blurry, static image. There is a cool fight going on elsewhere, and I don't want to miss it! Maybe I need to put on Modpack's hoodie or whatever it is... Bleh, it is not that cool...
NEW MICROSOFT CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE ~~~ DOOMBRINGER = ??? 1/??
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 0/15
That isn't how the Loom works! I'll do this instead.
Microsoft Cloud Control Hoodie && Doombringer = Doom's Hoodie
DOOM'S HOODIE: A hoodie painted in dark greens and browns. Suitable for a doombringer of any kind.
You join the Nether Sidequest! 30,000 damage to Rage! He is immune to status effects!
I don’t even know what to do at this point.
I’m still feeling so guilty.
For some stupid reason.
I mean.
They murdered my father.
I don’t feel guilty for the trillions I’ve caused the deaths of.
Yet I feel guilty for my father’s murderers.
And these damned mood swings.
I really should see a therapist.
Shame my old one killed himself because of stress from work.
Apparently.
I was in his suicide note.
I wonder why?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
(only in Xcano's chat)>>Oh come on, stop being a scaredy-cat, it won't help anything. The only way to mess with this guy's plans is to actually beat him.
Oh, by the way:
Wilsonquest:
I create a Chaos Gem. Because magic...
I summon...something...from it. Who knows what its stats will be from one turn to the next because chaos! It oscillates within the formula though, and never has less than 5 health. Health is proportionally scaled and rounded up.
Xcano: GEE, EXCUSE ME. I don't even have powers yet! I sorta-kinda know what I'm doing! Plus, whoever said I was anti-Godmodder? I could be neutral for all you know. So for now, I'm just going to sit in this hole, and mine around. Like a normal Minecraft player.
But you aren't a normal Minecraft player! You're a Player... You're one of the people foretold to help destroy the Godmodder! It's your purpose!
I would like to suggest (entirely at the GMs discretion whether this should occur or not)
that upon being reduced to 0 life Celestial Bomb King should do a countdown where he will nuke the battlefield (ie everyone) for damage = his original total hp if he is not whacked into sufficiently low negative hp numbers a la Dimentio - He is a bomb after all
Ha! That's nice. That's what will happen when he dies, for sure.
SB&HJ 47/50x2
Uugh. That was kind of stupid. No going back though. Regardless of what anyone might say. To heck with discussion.
Geromy 1/50 Fashionably late as usual.
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 9/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 5/9
Train && Ircuvici && Broken Update Terminal 2/??
I test out my Husstet on a PG or Neutral entity.
I use BRAHJ OCTET on a PG or Neutral entity.
Netherquest: After the Super Smash bros match against Rage (assuming that the result doesn't prevent my offensive), I take the newly-crafted Adamantium Door and decide to slam it against Rage's noggin.
Battlefield: I decide to go completely contrary to my previous actions regarding the Power Vortex Gate. I take the Adamantium Door and channel Psi Beam Alpha through it, aiming at the Green Energy Core.
I also duplicate an Adamantium Door with the duplicator for crafting purposes. (0/1?)
I preview End Stone && Chaos Void Shard while I'm at it.
Might as well start some charges as well to really get into the swing of things...
Charge 1: ??? (1/50)
Charge 2: ??? (1/30)
Charge 3: ??? (1/10)
6,000 damage to Rage!
A duplicated Adamantium Door would only take 1 post to make.
End Stone && Chaos Void Shard = Voidstone (Level 3)
I crawl out of my decently sized dirt hole and implant a miniature time traveling device into my right forearm. With that ever so important action complete, I promptly leave the area in search of any potential meatshields allies.
You equip a time machine! Seriously. Pick a faction.
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 10/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 6/9
Train && Ircuvici && Broken Update Terminal 3/??
I promptly summon the Midnight Crew, punch Slick out, and rummage through his inventory to see if he has a broom or a CUESTAFF. Even though he probably doesn't.
On that note I use BRAHJ OCTET on a PG/Neutral entity.
I roll the Garnet Stains at a PG/Neutral entity.
Oh right. "Is Erelye's Deudly Magnum functional and real?" You know what I'm asking this to.
He's got a broom. But no cuestaff. Piono has that.
Netherquest: I channel all nearby door-related energies into a concentrated, spherical ball of energy-the Hadoorknobken! I then fire the Hadoorknobken at Rage.
Battlefield: I dump tons of bad-smelling soap onto the Blue Power Core, then dump tons of liquid nitrogen over the result.
I take the second Adamantium Door. I stash it for now.
End Stone && Chaos Void Shard: (3/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (3/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin Kick (3/30)
Charge 3: Bracket Collapse (3/10)
14,000 damage to Rage!
8,000 damage to the Blue Power Core! +4,000 HP to the Green Power Core!
I start punching some wood. My goal is to get at least 1 stack of it.
There are no trees for miles around! You should probably read the OP to get a better understanding of how to play this game. It's not like normal Minecraft.
attempt to faceplant on wood. preferably obtain at least 3 wood logs from attempt.
if succesful, craft one workbench, and one wooden pickaxe- mine stone for furnace
There are no trees for miles around! You should probably read the OP to get a better understanding of how to play this game. It's not like normal Minecraft.
upon mining stone, craft furnace and utilise my +215 smithing skill to create a +15 Katana (for reference, a sword capable of one-shoting most gods is meant to be a +10)
Create an elaborate Square of Gremory and attempt to summon the Occult Club- I need to enact Issei's Time Plan. 1/50 It would be helpful if you told me exactly what these things are...
The Black Castle deals 8,000 damage to Miraj!
Miraj Captivates the JC-Squadron! Lucario ascends from the Battlefield. The Celestial Bomb King, Scouting Unit, and Construct Squad all deal 12,000 damage to the JC-Squadron! Stheno remains idle, lacking orders...
The JC-Squadron deals 10,000 damage to the Reactive Armor! The Godmodder pokes it and destroys it! He then deals 10,000 damage to the Bomb King Core and 50,000 damage to Miraj!
The player-entities deal 30,000 damage to Rage! Rage roars and deals 30,000 damage to HMAS Aether!
The Godmodder then glances at his Wayback Machine and grins... It's time to summon some of the juggernauts that were created at the end of the last war... He uses it and...
Hexmobile added! Relic added! AXIS added! Subspace Gunship added! It seems that they are immune to Special Attacks as well... You're going to have to take them out the old-fashioned way! For anyone who wants to know, I'll post details on how these entities work in the Forge later.
The SBaHJ aura around the Battlefield hovers in the air... Its effects aren't readily apparent yet.
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Defend Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! Their passive abilities will serve you well.
> AGs: Destroy the Power Vortex Gate! Whatever it's summoning, it won't be pretty!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They're extremely powerful!
> AGs: Consider sacrificing your alchemies to power up SCP-044's attacks!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Destroy the Power Vortex Gate! Whatever it's summoning, it won't be pretty!
> PGs: Kill Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! They have high defense and regen abilities!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
Serpent's Sidequest -
> All: Defend the Wither Skeletons! You need at least one to win!
> All: Finish off Rage! Doing so will allow you to destroy the Wall of Thorns and end the sidequest!
Nimbleguy's Sidequest -
> All: Brave the Void and rescue Eglarbroad Vandelsnatch!
> All: Explore the rooms adjacent to the Crossroads.
Wilson's Sidequest -
> All: Equip the Elemental Stones to help you explore Wilson's dreamscape!
> All: Defeat the Protectors!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Power Vortex Gate: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Red Energy Core: 0/50,000. Green Energy Core: 45,750/50,000. Blue Energy Core: 34,500/50,000. Energy Level: 6/200.
Black Castle: [N] HP: 66,000/80,000. Elemental Barrage: II Purely Elemental: IIIII (Vote to use this attack!)
Hexmobile: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000. Regenerates +15,000 Shields per turn. Bodyguarding other PGs.
Relic: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ---|--- Air ~ Fire ---|--- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 100 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 0 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 100/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 17/125. Killstreak: 41.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 26,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 18,000/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 33,000/70,000.
~ Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 183,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +90,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
(STORYEDIT: the next couple of posts are not canon. This is just for people who are reading this in the future. Just like Piono, any text that is removed is strikethroughed, while underlined text is what has been added.)
So what has happened since the official story for Act 3 on the OP was last updated? Sorry if I sound like a noob.
Yes, yes. Alright. I'll choose the anti-Godmodders, mainly because Netpatham is on their side. I run to defend the Celestial Bomb King, charging up a summon for Caliborn's Crappy Anime OC, whilst grabbing any nearby weapons that people aren't using or have left behind.
@gutza1: Basically, Binary stealing the GM's power, Bill Cipher, Binary unveiled, Players framed by Binary, Grimdark vs. Trickster and Clippy, and Bill Cipher stealing Binary's power. Heh. Basically about par for the course. So there. Might have missed some stuff. Also, can't seem to find where it actually says that Bill dropped Richard off but that's probably because something happened to it. I don't know why. Also you should probably have nulled that post.
@OverlordXcano: You can't summon the Homestucks. Ah yes, I should defend my weapons.
SB&HJ 49/50x2
Geromy 3/50
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 11/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 7/9
Broken Railroad Set && Plot Transcript && Caledscratch 1/??
I DOUBLE MIDNIGHT the Castle or the Gate.
I roll my Doctor's Crystals at the Castle or the Gate.
I begin my research by temporarily breaking the fourth wall (just for flavor text) and traveling to Eberron (the world of arcane magitek).
2/16
(This isn't a summon or an attack, just a personal upgrade that will let me summon a powerful creature)
STORYEDIT: Well now you see where the idea for Lothyra originally came from..
Also, I throw Rage into Jool. If anyone's seen Danny2462's videos, you should know that the results will not be pretty.
Edit1: Increased the charge time.
Also, any hope for an update to the echeladder soon?
I finish Arctoae
9/11 for Denuo Surrexit
The Shoeshiner OR relativistic accelerator (allows you to remotely modify the speed of objects, and with enough skill, propel objects past lightspeed without vaporizing them) 1/?
5/50 for mega attack
10/15 for charged attack
And jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium And Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum. I feel very accomplished, I didn't have to go check my worksheet for the names of any of those.
But yeah, basically overpowered rule of cool sword with air,water,fire,earth,lightning,ice,energy and plant magic.
piono looks at the new arrivals, then shrugs.
He performs Battle Technique: Relic's Echo Lvl10: Natural Disaster upon the celestial bomb king.
Phobos's action: He uses combat operandi: Nightfall once more, this time drinking a potion of strength, which doesn't crit, and just provides a raw attack boost.
Eric turns to Serpent, and squints. Gah! Its just one thing after another, well, no rest for the wicked.
He rushes over to her, and pulls out what looks like a wand. Erelye, what do you know about Powder? Do you have any idea what kind of demon he is or how to get rid of him? Do you want me to help? Only if things get really bad, I'm worried that your interference could shatter her mind more thoroughly than Powder could.
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My Minecraft avatar flash-steps before the Green Core, and pierces it with a Maelstrombound. Get rid of this monstrosity whilst I may, hmm?
I read the Rednodenomicon.
Then, to the point of view of real me, out of U4 until the conflict is resolved.
Wallpost: Locked us out? A shame. Anyways, what was it exactly you want us to aid you in?
Glancing over to Serpent in concern, I can identify the problem. Is... is that even something I can fix? Perhaps, but I cannot without creating a paradox. Alas! Wait.
I begin to mutter to myself, remembering the powder-blue energy.
Endoretic subpossession... neurological infection... Eric, give me a second. Ah, yes. I have heard of this before. A demon born of head trauma or psychological harassment. Some sort of wraith, perhaps. There is a partial fix to this sort of thing. I hear that a forced de-possession of any form could work magnificently. However, the wraith HAS TO WANT TO GO. Enter our problem. We shall have to make this 'Powder' want to evacuate her mind.
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SB&HJ 50/50x2 WHERE DOING THIS MAN WERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN. VICTORIOUS MOMENT SHARED.
By the way, they're probably Hostile. And hopefully a boss, but not gonna get my hopes up... wait yes I am. What am I saying, I'm a Hope player. I use any leftover power I might have on making the two Bosses.
Geromy 4/50
Hm. Uh... High Rollers && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 1/??
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 8/9
Broken Railroad Set && Plot Transcript && Caledscratch 2/?? List of Alchemies
Welp. Exactly as I thought it would happen. You, in fact, can handle his... more complicated entities. Sign.
I wonder if I can use OCTET HELL now.
I stab the Hexmobile with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA.
HEY TWIN, I AM AG, I DO NOT ATTACK AG ENTITIES THAT ARE HARMED BY TAKING DAMAGE.
Sorry for largehuge font, but Miraj is AG, not PG. Same goes for SCP-044. So fix that please? Thanks.
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>>Hexmobile? My my my, how appropriate!
>>HACK IN PROGRESS....
>>HACK IN PROGRESS....
>>ALLEGIANCE UPDATED: [PG]Hexmobile to [AG]Hexmobile
>>ENTITY RENAMED: [AG]Hexmobile to [AG]HEXmobile.
>>That, Richard, was asking for it.
>>Scribe's Wands && Swift Snowball Rifle = Word of Gun 1/? (Scribe's Wands in gun form. Supports conditionals!)
>>HEXmobile -c Avatar's Sights ++ Lancer (concurrent but not &&.) 1/4
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
@gutza1: Basically, Binary stealing the GM's power, Bill Cipher, Binary unveiled, Players framed by Binary, Grimdark vs. Trickster and Clippy, and Bill Cipher stealing Binary's power. Heh. Basically about par for the course. So there. Might have missed some stuff. Also, can't seem to find where it actually says that Bill dropped Richard off but that's probably because something happened to it. I don't know why. Also you should probably have nulled that post.
@OverlordXcano: You can't summon the Homestucks. Ah yes, I should defend my weapons.
SB&HJ 49/50x2
Geromy 3/50
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 11/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 7/9
Broken Railroad Set && Plot Transcript && Caledscratch 1/??
I DOUBLE MIDNIGHT the Castle or the Gate.
I roll my Doctor's Crystals at the Castle or the Gate.
I /think/ one could summon Caliborn's crappy anime, or at least the self-insert, because it's originally a DeviantArt fanart.
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Abadoned house: It is a basic cobble cube of the sort a lot of newbies make. Nothing too surprising in it, I think...
[What loot I get (and IF I get loot). is up to Twin_Builder]
A lot.
Anyway, /null.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Netpatham and Leonstar, you are not in the fight. Sorry. Go do stuff on the Battlefield.
Celestial Bomb King equipped with Reactive Armor!
Level 4 Lucycount killed!
Crits don't stack! The Potion of Manpower grants you crits, and you already have a crit bonus! The Potion wouldn't do anything.
> Phobos: COMBAT OPERANDI => NIGHTFALL
You expend 10 of every Sacred Item.
140,000 damage to Rage!
Murphy's Law causes the attack to head to a portal to the Void! You are sucked up by it and obliterated...
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
40,000 damage to Rage!
4,000 damage to the Reactive Armor!
I'll take that as a compliment.
Murphy's Law causes the attack to create an earthquake, opening up a chasm that drops you into lava!
You use the Faceless Eight.
2-2-5-7-7-4-3-4
A massive grey flashlight blinds Enoch, and then a weasel pokes its head out of the flashlight! It disconcertingly ogles Enoch, allowing you to finish it off with Terra Firma! Enoch killed!
Murphy's Law causes the Scratch to effect the Emerald Nova for a split second! The object glitches out of your hands!
THE OPERATOR blocks the attack with his tentacles! He then impales you with them.
Just because the Godmodder doesn't like me that much doesn't mean he hates green.
THORIUM TALLOW PRAECANTATIOCANISTER: A canister made of Thorium Arsenate. It appears to be able to siphon out the praecantatio from Magic Tallow, storing it inside the canister for later use.
No.
> TheLordErelye: COMBAT OPERANDI => WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
Red Energy Core destroyed! +12,000 HP to the Green and Blue Energy Cores!
Your IMAGINATION goes off the charts!
You fail to thieve the Waluigi Thyme... You cannot interact with other Spoils! The RAINBOW STAIRWELLS turns the Battlefield into the SBaHJlefield! The Godmodder goes ballistic! All entities on the field will now be corrupted by .jpeg until he can fix this mess... The Godmodder is the only one that's not effected.
Train && Ircucvci && Broken Update Terminal = Mr. Bones's Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000: 1/1,000,001)
You use the Ender Orb, dealing 15,000 damage to the JC-Squadron!
Ectobiology is hard.
Unagi Blade || Card Deck = Sleight of Hand (Level 3: 1/4)
10,000 damage to Stheno! Stheno is Poisoned as well!
TUBA DOOMSDAY ARRAY: An array of golden weaponry forged from brass. It harnesses the complete power of Nimbleguy's Tubas, concealed in the form of cannons and railguns. They possess all of the Tubas' programmed attacks. Truly a force to be reckoned with.
Staff of Origin || Tankship Interior Platforms = Origin Tankship Chassis (Level 10: 1/11)
Floppy Disk-Reading Computer && GPIO Ports = Input/Output Terminal (Level 5: 1/6)
You cannot interfere with other peoples' Spoils of War!
6,000 damage; she busts out afterwards!
The giant mythril boot was also relaxing! The Godmodder thanks you for the entire massage you gave him. He asks you if he can return the favor...
ENTROPY'S EGG: A black egg that seems to be lit on fire. Bronze spots surround it. It's almost alive in a way.
Murphy's Law causes all your attacks to crit, but to always hit the wrong target!
You have to specify which attacks you use!
7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7
A massive fist flashes down from the sky and smashes into SCP-044! 20,000 damage!
You use Entropy's Egg! It quivers and then hatches into a giant bronze dragon, which roars and blasts a column of fire at Miraj! 25,000 damage to her!
Additional 8,000 damage to her!
Oh. I suppose it could take 50 turns then... That's my fault.
The Judge seems to have effectively erased Murphy's Law from existence! All its effects are undone...
14,000 damage to Rage!
4-5-2-8-1-2-6-5
A pair of green glasses appear and blast the JC-Squadron with beams of red an green light! 8,000 damage! It then also heals Miraj for +8,000 HP!
You join the Nether Sidequest!
However, Rage is unaffected by status effects!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
40,000 damage!
It was done already!
Railgun Railroader -c Monochromium Physical-Manipulation Hardware = S.S. Supergiant (1/4)
Construct Squad deployed!
What? Keep in mind players are invincible...
You run away from the Battlefield, but there's not much to run away to! Pillars are everywhere, gaping chasms are cut into the field, and players run like havoc! The Godmodder's minions, Terrors and Mechs, ravage the landscape, killing players left and right and making them ragequit, as they have been for a year... One notices you. It obliterates you in a single laser beam. You have died! You respawn back on the Battlefield though.
Wait, didn't I just say players are invincible? Whoops. What that means is that Death Is A Slap On The Wrist. There's no penalty for "dying", and it can only happen in flavor text. Plus, you have no health bars!
That isn't how the Loom works! I'll do this instead.
Microsoft Cloud Control Hoodie && Doombringer = Doom's Hoodie
DOOM'S HOODIE: A hoodie painted in dark greens and browns. Suitable for a doombringer of any kind.
You join the Nether Sidequest! 30,000 damage to Rage! He is immune to status effects!
You cannot damage Mega Lucario!
You're back on the Battlefield!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
40,000 damage!
But you aren't a normal Minecraft player! You're a Player... You're one of the people foretold to help destroy the Godmodder! It's your purpose!
Ha! That's nice. That's what will happen when he dies, for sure.
All AG entities are healed for +5,000 HP! They will minicrit for three turns!
6-3-6-3-7-4-7-7
HORSE. 8,000 damage to the Black Castle!
6,000 damage to Rage!
A duplicated Adamantium Door would only take 1 post to make.
End Stone && Chaos Void Shard = Voidstone (Level 3)
8,000 damage to Rage!
You aren't actually making End Stone && Chaos Void Shard! You're only previewing it!
You equip a time machine! Seriously. Pick a faction.
He's got a broom. But no cuestaff. Piono has that.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 HELLA DICEROLL - BRAHJ OCTET
12,000 damage to the Green Energy Core! +6,000 HP to the Blue Energy Core!
8-2-2-1-2-4-8-8
A massive red machine gun appears and fires at the JC-Squadron! 9,000 damage!
14,000 damage to Rage!
8,000 damage to the Blue Power Core! +4,000 HP to the Green Power Core!
20,000 damage to Rage!
...It's a fight between a bunch of players at Serpent's homeworld in another universe.
+6,000 HP to Stheno!
There are no trees for miles around! You should probably read the OP to get a better understanding of how to play this game. It's not like normal Minecraft.
7,500 damage to the Blue Power Core! +3,750 HP to the Green Power Core!
There are no trees for miles around! You should probably read the OP to get a better understanding of how to play this game. It's not like normal Minecraft.
There's nothing in there except a Pressure Plate! You step on it and the house explodes.
The Black Castle deals 8,000 damage to Miraj!
Miraj Captivates the JC-Squadron! Lucario ascends from the Battlefield. The Celestial Bomb King, Scouting Unit, and Construct Squad all deal 12,000 damage to the JC-Squadron! Stheno remains idle, lacking orders...
The JC-Squadron deals 10,000 damage to the Reactive Armor! The Godmodder pokes it and destroys it! He then deals 10,000 damage to the Bomb King Core and 50,000 damage to Miraj!
The player-entities deal 30,000 damage to Rage! Rage roars and deals 30,000 damage to HMAS Aether!
The Godmodder then glances at his Wayback Machine and grins... It's time to summon some of the juggernauts that were created at the end of the last war... He uses it and...
Hexmobile added! Relic added! AXIS added! Subspace Gunship added! It seems that they are immune to Special Attacks as well... You're going to have to take them out the old-fashioned way! For anyone who wants to know, I'll post details on how these entities work in the Forge later.
The SBaHJ aura around the Battlefield hovers in the air... Its effects aren't readily apparent yet.
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Defend Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! Their passive abilities will serve you well.
> AGs: Destroy the Power Vortex Gate! Whatever it's summoning, it won't be pretty!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They're extremely powerful!
> AGs: Consider sacrificing your alchemies to power up SCP-044's attacks!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Destroy the Power Vortex Gate! Whatever it's summoning, it won't be pretty!
> PGs: Kill Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! They have high defense and regen abilities!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Wayback entities! They may help turn the tide of battle...
Serpent's Sidequest -
> All: Defend the Wither Skeletons! You need at least one to win!
> All: Finish off Rage! Doing so will allow you to destroy the Wall of Thorns and end the sidequest!
Nimbleguy's Sidequest -
> All: Brave the Void and rescue Eglarbroad Vandelsnatch!
> All: Explore the rooms adjacent to the Crossroads.
Wilson's Sidequest -
> All: Equip the Elemental Stones to help you explore Wilson's dreamscape!
> All: Defeat the Protectors!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Power Vortex Gate: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Red Energy Core: 0/50,000. Green Energy Core: 45,750/50,000. Blue Energy Core: 34,500/50,000. Energy Level: 6/200.
Black Castle: [N] HP: 66,000/80,000. Elemental Barrage: II Purely Elemental: IIIII (Vote to use this attack!)
Miraj: [AG] HP: 11,500/200,000. Weakness: Unknown.
Celestial Bomb King: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Bomb King Core: 20,000/20,000. Sanity: 97%.
SCP-044: [AG] HP: 21,000/40,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: IIII
Scouting Unit: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Reconnisance: II
Stheno the Snake Queen: [AG] HP: 120,000/120,000. Poison: I Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno Pet: 20,000/20,000.
Construct Squad: [AG] Rock Constructs: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Wood Constructs: 8,000/8,000. (x3.) Steel Constructs: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
JC-Squadron: [PG] HP: 13,000/130,000. Charmed: IIII
Hexmobile: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Shields: 50,000/50,000. Regenerates +15,000 Shields per turn. Bodyguarding other PGs.
Relic: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ---|--- Air ~ Fire ---|--- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 100 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 0 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 100/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 17/125. Killstreak: 41.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 26,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 18,000/30,000.
fseftr: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Amperz4nd: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
XDGrangerDX: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
OpelSpeedster: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Boosting a permanent crit bonus.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 33,000/70,000.
~
Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 183,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +90,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Netpatham: [AG] Lv. 8: Hexadecimator. XP: 81,120/200,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS/LV. 10 - WHIRLWIND UPROAR]
ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS/LV. 5 - GAEA'S RAMPAGE/LV. 10 - DEVASTATOR]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 9: Ambiguous Theoretician. XP: 31,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD]
COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER/LV. 10 - MAELSTROMBOUND]
OGLOGOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE/LV. 5 - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH/LV. 10 - HORRORTERROR]
ELVEN TALE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WOODLANDS/LV. 5 - UNKNOWN TOME/LV. 10 - REGICIDE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS / THE BLOT
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 8: Hopeful. XP: 96,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH/LV. 10 - ONCEST]
HELLA DICEROLL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SWEET CATCH/LV. 5 - BRAHJ OCTET/LV. 10 - JEFFING AWESOME]
CLOCKBREAKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - STROKE OF TWELVE/LV. 5 - UNMADE TIME/LV. 10 - HIGH NOON]
Combat Chest: SUNRISE / DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 7: Problem Inspector. XP: 70,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE/LV. 10 - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE] / CHAIR-CRACKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SOFA-SMASHER/LV. 5 - KING-SIZE] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE]
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP / ARMISTYX
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 7: Shattered OS. XP: 31,987/125,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP/LV. 10 - RUNTIME] / BRASS TACKS [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VEXING RAGTIME/LV. 5 - JAZZ HANDS] / NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE]
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR / ENSEMBLE
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 6: Holier Than Thou. XP: 26,000/80,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE/LV. 5 - MOONWALK] / DINNERTIME / CELESTIA [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PULSAR]
Combat Chest: FISHKILL
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 41,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC/LV. 5 - JADED] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
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zerithos: [AG] Lv. 4: Fallen. XP: 18,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - AURABLAST] / PROMINENCE
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 4: Course-Charter. XP: 19,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: NUCLEAR WINTER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - URANIUM ICE] / ATOMIC BLITZ
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ninjatwist321: [AG] Lv. 4: Diamond Sword. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MIGHTY STRIKE] / BATTLE CRY
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 4: Endwalker. XP: 20,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIMESKIP] / BLACK INCHES
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Aegis-A095: [AG] Lv. 3: Shipmaster. XP: 1,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER / LUCKBREAKER
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 33,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
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Tabbune: [AG] Lv. 3: Manasmith. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL / BOOK OF CHANCE
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ekimo3631: [AG] Lv. 2: Texter. XP: 2,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CODE BLAST
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Armored_Automagi: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 2,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: BOMBS AWAY
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 9: Cerulean Totality. XP: 303,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
DOWNPOUR [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAIN SEASON/LV. 5 - THUNDERCLAP/LV. 10 - NOAH'S FLOOD]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES / REACHAROUND
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 6: Mind Controller. XP: 29,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER/LV. 5 - STYX STRIKE] / UNAGI STORM / MODUS OPERANDI [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FLIPSIDE]
Combat Chest: SNAKE EYES
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 6: Entropy's Entourage. XP: 13,650/75,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS / GHASTLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GHASTLIER]
Combat Chest: FULLY CHARGED
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 9: Armaggedon's Conductor. XP: 229,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
RELIC'S ECHO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIER TWO/LV. 5 - TIER THREE/LV. 10 - NATURAL DISASTER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND / ROGUE'S GALLERY
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 9: Apocalyptic Terminator. XP: 38,100/500,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
WAR RAMPAGE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TO ARMS/LV. 5 - RENDEVOUS/LV. 10 - FINAL STAND]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS / IUBEOQUE
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 60,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 8: Chaos Angel. XP: 31,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE/LV. 5 - LIMBO'S AVARICE/LV. 10 - UNENDING]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 6: CEO. XP: 7,500/75,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - LIBERTY LAUNCH/LV. 5 - GRAVE DIGGER] / NINJANEER / GUNS AKIMBO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAMBO STYLE]
Combat Chest: DECIMATION
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5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 3: Self-Aware. XP: 30,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED / SLINGSHOT
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
14 Elf Tears
14 Pie Filling
14 Weasel Snot
"Shut up and take my money!"
7/50
It's High Noon
(STORYEDIT: the next couple of posts are not canon. This is just for people who are reading this in the future. Just like Piono, any text that is removed is strikethroughed, while underlined text is what has been added.)
So what has happened since the official story for Act 3 on the OP was last updated?Sorry if I sound like a noob.(Typically Early Installment Weirdness.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I hope this doesn't count as a double post.I begin to research how to fuse the divine, the arcane, and the technological into one summon.1/10STORYEDIT: Yeah no.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
1/25
He scream
@OverlordXcano: You can't summon the Homestucks. Ah yes, I should defend my weapons.
SB&HJ 49/50x2
Geromy 3/50
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble 11/11
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 7/9
Broken Railroad Set && Plot Transcript && Caledscratch 1/??
I DOUBLE MIDNIGHT the Castle or the Gate.
I roll my Doctor's Crystals at the Castle or the Gate.
List of Alchemies
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I begin my research by temporarily breaking the fourth wall (just for flavor text) and traveling to Eberron (the world of arcane magitek).2/16(
This isn't a summon or an attack, just a personal upgrade that will let me summon a powerful creature)STORYEDIT: Well now you see where the idea for Lothyra originally came from..
Also, I throw Rage into Jool. If anyone's seen Danny2462's videos, you should know that the results will not be pretty.
Edit1: Increased the charge time.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
1/25
He scream
I finish Arctoae
9/11 for Denuo Surrexit
The Shoeshiner OR relativistic accelerator (allows you to remotely modify the speed of objects, and with enough skill, propel objects past lightspeed without vaporizing them) 1/?
5/50 for mega attack
10/15 for charged attack
And jokealchemy: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium And Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum. I feel very accomplished, I didn't have to go check my worksheet for the names of any of those.
But yeah, basically overpowered rule of cool sword with air,water,fire,earth,lightning,ice,energy and plant magic.
piono looks at the new arrivals, then shrugs.
He performs Battle Technique: Relic's Echo Lvl10: Natural Disaster upon the celestial bomb king.
Phobos's action: He uses combat operandi: Nightfall once more, this time drinking a potion of strength, which doesn't crit, and just provides a raw attack boost.
Eric turns to Serpent, and squints.
Gah! Its just one thing after another, well, no rest for the wicked.
He rushes over to her, and pulls out what looks like a wand.
Erelye, what do you know about Powder?
Do you have any idea what kind of demon he is or how to get rid of him?
Do you want me to help?
Only if things get really bad, I'm worried that your interference could shatter her mind more thoroughly than Powder could.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
My Minecraft avatar flash-steps before the Green Core, and pierces it with a Maelstrombound. Get rid of this monstrosity whilst I may, hmm?
I read the Rednodenomicon.
Then, to the point of view of real me, out of U4 until the conflict is resolved.
Wallpost: Locked us out? A shame. Anyways, what was it exactly you want us to aid you in?
Glancing over to Serpent in concern, I can identify the problem. Is... is that even something I can fix? Perhaps, but I cannot without creating a paradox. Alas! Wait.
I begin to mutter to myself, remembering the powder-blue energy.
Endoretic subpossession... neurological infection... Eric, give me a second.
Ah, yes. I have heard of this before. A demon born of head trauma or psychological harassment. Some sort of wraith, perhaps. There is a partial fix to this sort of thing. I hear that a forced de-possession of any form could work magnificently. However, the wraith HAS TO WANT TO GO. Enter our problem. We shall have to make this 'Powder' want to evacuate her mind.
For those of you who haven't checked, look back at last turn. Important stuffs happened.
By the way, they're probably Hostile. And hopefully a boss, but not gonna get my hopes up... wait yes I am. What am I saying, I'm a Hope player. I use any leftover power I might have on making the two Bosses.
Geromy 4/50
Hm. Uh... High Rollers && Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 1/??
Combatdice of Zillyhoep 8/9
Broken Railroad Set && Plot Transcript && Caledscratch 2/??
List of Alchemies
Welp. Exactly as I thought it would happen. You, in fact, can handle his... more complicated entities. Sign.
I wonder if I can use OCTET HELL now.
I stab the Hexmobile with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Sorry for largehuge font, but Miraj is AG, not PG. Same goes for SCP-044. So fix that please? Thanks.
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>>Hexmobile? My my my, how appropriate!
>>HACK IN PROGRESS....
>>HACK IN PROGRESS....
>>ALLEGIANCE UPDATED: [PG]Hexmobile to [AG]Hexmobile
>>ENTITY RENAMED: [AG]Hexmobile to [AG]HEXmobile.
>>That, Richard, was asking for it.
>>Scribe's Wands && Swift Snowball Rifle = Word of Gun 1/? (Scribe's Wands in gun form. Supports conditionals!)
>>HEXmobile -c Avatar's Sights ++ Lancer (concurrent but not &&.) 1/4
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I /think/ one could summon Caliborn's crappy anime, or at least the self-insert, because it's originally a DeviantArt fanart.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Archailects are better anyways. /null
He scream
N()TICING THE NEW MACHINES, I SMILE. L()()KING UP, I SEE SERPENT'S PLANET. (YEP, I BR()UGHT WITH ME). 1 TURN LEFT....
I USE HHHH ()N THE HEXM()BILE.
GAME()VER!!: 45/50
WELL, I BETTER GET STARTED ()N THE PLAN....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED