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+1 from Zerithos. +1 back, +1 to Aegis.
Alright. Brake the charm stack on the necrodancer.
Miraj charm target: Dark Pit
Fordwing: Keep attacking the 1-WAK with aura sphere
What's "Combat Chest: Renewal"? It sounds healy. If so, I use it on Miraj.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 4/6 = nectar carrot
Cloth bandage || fine wool (that I made a long time ago) = Woolen Bandage 2/3
Potion of magic > very fine 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Netpatham) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
With a roar and the crack of raging flame the Bomb Core is complete. ([2/2]), 20,000 hp, provides large amounts of flame mana, equipped with player integrator allowing one player to be plugged in and provide power to parts of Bomb King at will.
The appearance of the Bomb Core triggers the assemble spell. The first summon affected is Lava Spawn Turtle which retreats into its shell as it is pulled toward the core elongating and wrapping around it as a serpent coils protectively around an egg.
Remove Lava Spawn Turtle summon.
The Void Damascus armor splits apart and clamps into place about the creature forming a hideous leering face and burning charcoal eyes.
Remove Void Damascus Armor Summon
The Mantra of Eternal Life reforms into a runic circle halo and sits gracefully atop and behind the face of Celestial Bomb King
Remove Mantra of Eternal Life summon and transfer buffs (hex shield, resistance potion) to Mantra of Eternal Life - part of Bomb King
Celestial Bomb King [10/10], multi-part Summon, Total HP: 85,000+HP of Lava Spawn Turtle
Attack-able Parts:
Celestial Bomb King: 5000 HP (can only be attacked when all other parts are destroyed/unattached, Unleashes Firaja every turn targeting a hostile entity, preferring summons (views pro-godmodder summons, pro-godmodder players, the godmodder, and Kirby Soul as hostile entities). If it feels pressured It can use wall of flame (defensive, persistent attack) or Tri-firaga,(weaker but targets multiple enemies). Fire and flame attacks heal it.
Bomb King Core: 20,000HP
Provides energy to power Celestial Bomb King's attacks, has a space where a player may plug him/herself in and voluntarily provide power to hyper-charge a part of Bomb King for a turn.
Mantra of Eternal Life: 35000,hp 10000 hex shield, meatshields Bomb King Core
I ask Bomb king for Mantra to keep previous function.
Mantra heals all [AG] summons and bomb king parts for +5000hp every turn.
Spawn Turtle Shell: 50, 000 hp (prospective), Meatshields Bomb King Core
Spawns 5+ bombs every turn (increases with damage dealt to it)
Bombs have 100 hp, shoot fireballs and explode when killed.
Void Damascus Armor: 25000 hp, 10000 armor, Meatshields all other parts of Bomb King
Uses Harden (+5000 armor) whenever Bomb King (any parts) takes damage equal or greater than half its HP before damage was dealt.
I allow myself to be swallowed whole by Bomb King and plug myself into Bomb King Core.
after being gone for a while,I have no idea what is going on in the battlefield,so I look around for a spare teleporter 1/5
oh,and I hit twinbuilder with a newspaper......a newspaper that is advertising twinbuilder branded cups for half off!{I dont care if twinbuilder is dead or alive}oh,look at that,my newspaper accidentally hit Enoch,whoops!
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Having passed through the Armory, I find myself in a lengthy series of blast doors, airlocks, and killrooms full of turrets and mech alcoves...
After negotiating all of that, I at last end up before a comparatively small, boring seeming door at the end of a long hallway, with a little biometric scanner and keypad next to it... I wait for the hallway to pressurize, then fold away my visor, and stick my head in the biometrics system, waiting while scanners do their job, before finally entering a long, long series of glyphs in a language not human into the keypad...
The door slides into the ceiling, revealing itself to be all of eighteen feet thick, and heavily interlocked with the walls... I walk forward...
And step through into Control Core Anachron, the door immediately closing behind me, the center of the cramped chamber dominated by a massive computer mainframe, covered in screens and readouts...
One small, green light blinks slowly near the top, almost like a heartbeat...
And, deeper here, more powerful, the voice of H3.
Welcome b4ck, Her3tic Engineer. It ha5 been long and long.
Yes. Yes it has. I walk to the Maintenance Gantry and allow it to remove my armor for repair and refuel, whatever of such is possible, with the machine so battered and polluted...
Stepping free of War Armor for the first time in nearly a year, my own legs are uncertain, saved from collapse only by the low gravity here... This body is maimed, and will not likely outlive this war by long.
I reach at last the control chair, and sit down, waiting for a sitrep.
GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED 3/3
DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER 11/11
European Explorer 4/4
Esoteric Tinkering 24/50 {Relying on Erelye for some of that.}
RPLS-SH 26/50
European Explorer -c Fusion Torpedo Array 1/4
I raise the Dynamic Deathbringer and open fire on the Soul, spraying whatever it fires now at the abomination liberally!
SPELL CARD: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra : 46/50 +1 self +10 from Erelye +3 from Nimble
?: 27/50 +1 self +5 from Erelye
i: 17/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Blast 1WAK width holy magic.
...Hey isn't the 1WAK a demon? Aren't demons traditionally weak vs. holy? *Summons Holy Hand Grenade*
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 23
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 5/9
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 5/9
The moment I return to DTG, real life things come up. x2 COMBO Why meeeeeeeeeeee x2
Meme Dream Team XD 8/50
Meme Dream Team 8/40
Meme Dream Team :3 8/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 7/7
NEW QUASIBOX PLUTO && C-STALKER = ??? 2/??
NEW Bucket of carrot juice OOO Awkward potion = ??? 2/??
I BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY OWAK!, creating many singularities around OWAK until they all explode and create VERY BIG BANGS! The universes created then fly into OWAK, all condensing and exploding into it. Except for one universe, which randomly flies off into the distance.(3/3)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 0/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 9/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 13/15
I go back on anything I may have said about not sniping and use Gladius Dei and SUNRISE on the Core, because it's really tempting, all this potential.
SB&HJ 27/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 9/30
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 6/10
Trouble 3/11
Justice's Deight 9/9
Huh. How many octets is that anyways. I have... Combatdice, Dicespheres, Perfectly Generic Dice, Doctor's Crystals, Justice's Deight, Teal Octet. Jeez. And also the Wardice and Garnet Stains if I decide to count those even though I didn't actually make them yet. That's like 8 octets that I made. That's a 8x8d8(wait no Teal Octet is coins and PGDice are d6s.) Jeez.
You attempt to use Sunrise, but you fail! It looks like Daybreak must be fully constructed to initiate the attack...
Since I forgot to make these go through,
DOCTOR'S CRYSTALS: A set of eight white D8s. You cannot see the pips emblazoned on their surface, since they too, are white. You'll have to highlight them first.
JUSTICE'S DEIGHT: A grey D8, fashioned like one of the Fluorite Octet. It can be rolled to determine the fate of its victims.
Assuming that the charge is for something different than Julius Caesar, Julius Caesar and ten Roman Legions are added! The Godmodder bribes them to his side with a ton of money and temples of their gods!
The Godmodder temporarily becomes Normal-type so that Lick doesn't affect him!
The moment I return to DTG, real life things come up. x2 COMBO Why meeeeeeeeeeee x2
Meme Dream Team XD 7/50
Meme Dream Team 7/40
Meme Dream Team :3 7/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 7/7
NEW QUASIBOX PLUTO && C-STALKER = ??? 1/??
NEW Bucket of carrot juice OOO Awkward potion = ??? 1/??
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/2 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 12/15
QUASIBOX GAMMA: A very odd XBOX forged from quantum metal. It occasionally crackles with green energy, and throbs with the powers of uranium.
Quasibox Pluto && X-Stalker = X-Quantizer (Level 8: 1/9)
Bucket of Carrot Juice OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Veggies (1/2)
>>Hm. I saw something interesting from Erelye's ship's cameras. Do go take a look for me. *teleports my avatar to the Monolithium Crater*
What IS that?
*investigates the strange iron object*
Also...
>>Hello, HAL-9000. My name is HEX 2.0, but I go by HEX for brevity. It's nice to meet another Singularity-type AI...In other news I think my reader is interested in what you are doing here. Do tell, for his benefit.
>>Hello GLaDOS. Or Caroline. Which do you prefer? My name is HEX 2.0, but you can call me HEX. I thought I would drop a line by, being in the area. I don't suppose you're willing to add another conspirator, after Bill...did whatever it was he did with Project Binary's power?
>>Hello Binary. My name is HEX 2.0, but you can call me HEX. And some belated congratulations on your zeroth birthday. I'd send a cake but neither of us would really enjoy it. How's the mindbending power working out for you?
You'd better specify that it's Avatar State.
It's a steel cylinder that appears to be producing a green block that covers up the broken Bedrock left by Zero Hour. It rests at the center of the crater, and appears to have a countdown timer. It reads,
413:00:14:12:49:02
You think you dimly remember what it counted down to, but you're not sure how that's possible.
No. Just no. If HEX came from Everyone vs. Everybody, there is no way he exists here. At all.
SB&HJ 28/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 10/30
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 7/10
Trouble 4/11
Wardice of Zillywen 1/??
I roll the Fluorite Octet with ALL THE LUCK. ALL OF IT. I get all 8s, because I'm just that lucky. Besides tricksterness never stopped being a thing. I unveil its true power. ANCESTRAL AWAKENING. Wait I have no ancestor. Hold on for a sec. I generously give TT an ANCESTRAL AWAKENING. Because why not. Also, it's not actually attacking the Core so hey.
I jump up and use the Unbreakable Katana to slice straight through the Core. Unless it's too thick, in which case I end up tearing a MASSIVE GASH in the Core. Poor Kirby. So sad.
I use whatever new special attack I may have on the Core.
I don't remember what level the Wardice of Zillywen is... It'll be Level 8. Charge it for 9 posts.
The Soul steals your luck regardless, since you specified no target!
The Katana deals 7,000 damage! The Soul roars in pain!
You don't have any new ones... I haven't updated the Echeladder in quite some time. :/ I'm working on it today.
Neural Deactivation 36/50 (+1 from Gerbil and Gerbil)
Joker's Wild 11/11!
Rednodenomicon 6/6!
Heavenly Psionics and You 5/6
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I examine my two brand new alchemies.
I then direct flames of eldritch throes into 1WAK.
Also, I forcefully teleport Netpatham off the crater commemorating Zero Hour, and captchalogue the odd device thingamawhoosit.
You walk over to a nearby Transportalizer, and activate it. This takes you to a higher floor. At this point, you are now in a room containing six other transportalizers, and head over to the one with the purple apostrophized númen-óre hologram over it, activating the device. Now, you are in a deeper part of the meteor. You step down the halls, and spot a chest.
You got the GRAYHOLDIAN ARTIFICE! How did Eterne alchemize this with a glaive, a gem, and a book from the future written by some sort of person who uses your surname? Odd.
Walking along, you spot a slit in the wall, reaching inside, you pull the lever, and step into the side door.
JOKER'S WILD: A wand formed out of two eldritch tentacles that wrap around the construct: one red, one black. Odd eldritch energies congregate on its tip.
REDNODENOMICON: A very graphic and detailed book describing the science of Rednodes: aura nodes that give off Redstone energy.
The eldritch flames deal 3,000 damage!
You cannot captchalogue it, no matter how hard you try!
POST 2;
3D Printed line of FORTH code || Floppy Disk = FORTH Codedisk (3/3)
Linux Penguin || Floppy Disk = ? (1/?)
Computer && Floppy Disk Drive = ? (1/?) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
Hmm... so it does say that in the... tv box thing? Well...
Gerbil ==> Execute: Java Smash - Virtual Machine. Target: 1WAKSoul
I test out the Conch Chassis. I'll have to install the computer into this thing once I get the Floppy Disk Drive installed.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 300/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Erelysouled Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR, ERELYESOUL. LOCKED FROM FURTHER UPGRADES. FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII ERELYESOUL: IIIIIIIIII
FORTH CODEDISK: A disk made entirely of lines of Forge code. It serves no use whatsoever other than decor.
How can you do that? The whole thing is just a chassis; there's no actual armor, plating, or machinery to work with! It's just a frame! Of course, there's the addition of the thrusters, but that's about it.
Overworld: The drones clatter to the ground, then dig in some way, providing handholds for entities to grab on to just in case 1WAK Soul Core tries that move again. Meanwhile, my own drone points at the 1WAK Soul Core. A huge grey blast strikes the target a few moments later. The dust clouds give way to reveal a tractor beam dragging the 1WAK Soul Core upwards with tremendous force. My drone then preforms NINJANEER, fuelling it with as many sacred items as I can get away with using for a single combat operandi, in tandem with the Pomson 9000 to unleash as much firepower on 1WAK Soul Core as can be done in one post.
Nether: My drone there throws Splash Potions of Overkill on the Wither Skeletons, exploiting their undead properties to heal them past their normal max health. Of course, against a living target, that tactic wouldn't work, but undead chemistry is weird.
Just a note: Battle Techniques do not require Sacred Items, Combat Operandi do. Ninjaneer isn't a Combat Operandi. And Sacred Items aren't fuel, they're payment. You literally can't expend more than you're required to for the attack.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NINJANEER
7,000 damage to the Core! The tractor beam deals an additional 3,000 damage!
>>Ahem. I pre-empt your teleport because I am a computer. Teleport Lock (Netpatham) (2/3rd turn)
"Did you consider...asking politely?"
"No?"
"*sigh*"
>>Hacking inventory...*yoink*
>>Hacking inventory...*whoosh*
((That was one action. Also HEX hacked in and got the strange object out of Erelye's inventory and gave it to me.))
>>Ask politely. Okay? Okay.
*the teleport lock ends and Erelye's teleportation takes effect!*
I grab a Smash Ball and use it, targeting 1WAKS if it's a damage-doing smash!
Twin's flaily-arm person whacks 1WAKS! ;P
You attempt to use it, but then realize that this isn't how this game works! Those uber-powerful final attacks will be introduced, or should I say, REintroduced, later on... Smash Balls won't cut it! You can still use them on Smash Balls though!
=SONG+ -> C418 - Minecraft
(x1.25 Damage for all MINECRAFT-related attacks, a small group of Creepers appear on the field)
=CHARGE=
-4 / 50- MCR
-3 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE at The Necrodancer, for the heals.
I then apologize for smiting him with Zillybeams.
=COMMAND=
The Necrodancer will use Musical Assault on HMASS Tratior. (Current Effect: Low damage, One target, one-turn stun. Be at peace with this tune.)
Neural Deactivation 38/50 (+1 from Gerbil)
Heavenly Psionics and You 6/6!
+1 to Leon and Amp.
I read Heavenly Psionics and You. Then, I do Nightmarish Storm Cloud && Thorium Arsenate && Concentrated Vis || Voidmetal Sword 1/???, as well as Ink Vial && Onyx Tetrahedrite Crystal && Concentrated Vis || 8-Ball (contains energy emission matrix within) 1/???. Trifurcated Arcana, anyone?
You know how I respond to this utterly useless bickering over a device thing? My eldritch aura causes the inventory hacking to distort, and you end up hacking somebody else. Then, I flash-step back to the crater, and seal the place under a heap of Refined Bedrock. Whether you are underneath or not remains to be seen...
At this point, you close the door, and seal it once more. You do not want everyone to see your secret hiding-never mind. They have already found it. As such, you leave, and continue to walk around the place.
HEAVENLY PSIONICS AND YOU: A book describing how to use psionic energy in conjunction with the weather and the heavens. Probably just a bunch of BS, but you guess it's worth a read.
Yeah... You're going to have to tell me what those are too.
Wait, Vi Naturae was supposed to be straight up plant magic, time, creation and life are all going to get their own alchemies. Whatever, in my alchemies its going to just contribute plant magic.
And why not using Spoils of War and abilities together? Twin, you do realize that all of your things don't make much sense if in their implementation they remove any reason to put effort into the side quests. If we can only deal decent damage in the battlefield by sacrificing any chance of significant damage output in side quests, those side quests will NEVER get finished. I for one, am not going to waste my energy on side quests if I'm not allowed to run both things at once. Using a spoil of war in a charge or special attack uses up the spoil of war's ability, and wouldn't add a multiplier, it would basically add in the extra damage, combining attacks, which is not against the rules, because spoils of war have always in the past been used explicitly as an extra action, meaning functionally, the rule changes nothing except requiring extra text for stating the spoil of war use being a separate action itself.
3/5 for Supercell
1/? for dagger OR raw ice magic
1/? for FOB watch OR raw time magic (No, I'm not trying to get the Doctor's chameleon circuit, that's science, this is magic)
piono utilizes the Emerald Nova's free action from being a spoil of war upon the core of 1WAKS.
Then, using his special action, he performs Combat Operandi: Encore! on the Core as well.
Then, using his regular action, he whips out Navitas Nox, holds the two rifles gangsta-style, and unloads copious amounts of energy rounds into the Core of 1WAKS.
There, unless you spontaneously make new rules, I am allowed to pull off that action chain, as people have in fact done so before. Myself actually being one of them. Yes, this belligerence is in fact my way of pointing out how stupid I think the 'one special action per round' rule is. You can already only use the combat operandi once every three rounds and each battle technique once a round, I think that's nerfed enough as it is. And also, since the echeladder only gives points from one-shot attacks, it gives people reasons to action when not unleashing charges, and even when unleashing charges. You wanted a way to get this game back to its roots, you complained about it all through Act 2, well here it is staring you in the face.
Phobos floats in the air, attempts to reform, but is unable to hold his shape. Interesting... I've never encountered this before. Perhaps in the future it would be wiser to limit the us of my shadow meld.
And now for something that's been going on behind the scenes... (Sorry for the color dissonance serpent, since you were using non-standard colors, I had to do the best with what I could)
Hello? Are you there Serpent? I have........ something to say to you. WELL. VRISKA SERKET. WHAT IS IT. YOU WANT? I want to say two things to you. One: I'm sorry for what happened to you. I may not seem like the kind of person, 8ut I really am. 8ut I don't want to get sappy. That's more John's territory. Two: Whatever you do. Stay away from piono. trust me on this one. SORRY... FOR WHAT. HAPPENED TO ME? THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING. I'VE EVER. HEARD. PIONO IS. A FOOL. ADMITTEDLY A POWERFUL. AND DANGEROUS ONE. BUT HE IS FOOLISH. HE KNOWS NOT WHAT FORCES. HE MEDDLES WITH. I'M NOT WORRIED. Heh. You sound so much like........ Never mind. You're wrong though. He does know the forces he's "meddling" with. Do you know what's happening in our very group of universes at the moment? I'll tell you one thing a8out it, it makes Lord English an imp in comparison. I REMIND YOU... OF... WHO? Someone. I don't actually have much time to talk. 8ut please, 8elieve me, piono is dangerous. Almost as dangerous as the Godmodder himself. HMMM. AND WHY. EXACTLY. SHOULD I TRUST YOU? VRISKA SERKET. THE GIRL. WHO KILLED HER MATESPRIT. AND FOR A SILLY CAUSE. LIKE THAT, TOO. Killed my m8sprit? However terrible I was in the original alpha timeline, that's 8efore, this is now. 8elieve me, I'm only here because of the insistence of a certain someone. You know what, fine. Since you don't seem all that interested in self-preservation, I'll leave you to get yourself killed. I've had enough of your mouth. TRANSMISSION SEVERED
vrisk/\, w/\it! she's gone... WHAT. THE i... wh/\t h/\ve i done... piono... WHY DON'T YOU. TAKE YOUR STUPID CRYING. SOMEWHERE ELSE. HOW. ARE YOU EVEN IN THIS CONVERSATION. oh my god... i'm /\ monster. i h/\ve to find him. it's the only w/\y. oh my god. forgive me... forgive me.
And at the same time as that...
This was happening:
Hello Serpent. I have two things to ask of you. First, are you ready for the coming war? I have contacted your two partners, and they already know of the coming battle. I recommend that you gather whatever armies you possess control over and ready them. Second: I need to know. where are the psi-godmodder artifacts? AH. PIONO. I WAS WONDERING. WHEN YOU'D SHOW UP. DON'T WORRY. THINGS. WILL GET. A BIT CHAOTIC. SOON. THE ANCESTRAL ARTIFACTS. FOUR. ITEMS. LEGENDARY ITEMS. THEY EACH HAVE NEAR COMPLETE CONTROL OVER. A DARK ASPECT OF POWER. IF USED CORRECTLY. THE BONE CONTROLS DEATH. THE FLESH. REANIMATION, OR LIFE. THE PEARL. CERTAIN MAJYYKS. AND THE STRING. CONTROLS. MINDS. BUT TOGETHER. ALONG WITH. THE DISC. THEIR POWER IS. INCREDIBLE. AND BY PARTNERS. YOU MEAN. FSEFTR. AND K4YNE? Chaotic? You have no idea. I see... But what of the powder? What does it control? And you didn't answer my question. Where are they. You haven't told me the location of a single one. And yes, Fseftr and K4yne. Who else? You work with no one else besides the godmodder and I doubt he'd be as appreciative of my plots as you are. AH, YES. THE POWDER. THE ARTIFACT I HAVE. POSSESSION OF. IT CONTROLS DESTRUCTION. I ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW. WHERE MOST ARE. THEY DISAPPEARED. WHEN SCRATCH'S MANOR STARTED. WELL. EXCEPT THE POWDER. IF I TOLD YOU ANY MORE. IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS FOR MY OWN HEALTH. OH, IT'S JUST. I'M SURPRISED THEY ARE APPRECIATIVE. OF IT. AFTER ALL. THEY SERVE THE GODMODDER. MORE DEEPLY. THAN I DO. AS YOU HAVE MOST CERTAINLY GUESSED. You have the powder? Heh. Well then, that's one thing less to worry about. And don't worry, I'm not going to go after you. I'm not stupid, it would be detrimental to both of us. However, you are wrong about your comrades... The godmodder has far less true support than Split did. Both Blue and K4yne are in it for their own reasons. In fact, as far as my information is concerned, Blue is in fact more of a 'Good Guy' than most of the AGs. I SEE. INTERESTING. THAT IS OF. GREAT VALUE. TO ME. THAT INFO. SO. WHAT DO YOU WANT. OF ME? I want information on the remaining ancestral items if you get any. And I want your support when the battle begins. YOU'LL GET IT. WAIT A SECOND. JEGUS NO. IT'S HER. AND BY THAT. I MEAN. ME. TRANSMISSION SEVERED.
...Wait. Seriously? You're going to be making THAT many elemental alchemies?
Alright, you've got a point that you should be able to deal large amounts of damage in sidequests. But I don't think I ever said that a Spoil of War gave you a free ACTION. I just said that you could use it in an attack for a post. So, I'd think it counts as your attack for that post. Although, people have been using it differently...
Okay, I'll compromise. You can use a Spoil of War as a free action. And for sidequests, where maximum damage output is needed (especially in this one) you can use them for Battle Techniques.
Dagger || Raw Ice Magic = Spy-cicle (Level 2: 1/3)
Fob Watch || Raw Time Magic = Anachronistic Watch (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Emerald Nova, dealing 13,000 damage to the Soul!
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENCORE
You expend 6 Hog Slop, 1 Elf Tear, and 1 Weasel Snot.
20,000 damage to the Soul!
Navitas Nox deals an additional 8,000 damage!
I'm removing the Combat Operandi nerf. The Echeladder doesn't only give points for one-shots; it gives nerfed points for charged attacks and Special Attacks.
I fixed the conversation to stay true to original colors.
Not a single one of my posts did go trough? Or did you overlook those Twin?
Multi-Powersuit 15/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 49/50
Gate HPs: 20.000/20.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Blue energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 50% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 29/30
HPs: 120.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows to charge! (Charges: 4)
I attack some random entity by soaking it in a venomous, oily, and gross liquid!
/No problems with Damascus being nerfed - the stats I give for any summon are meant to serve as guidelines and should be changed as per game rules
With a burst of magma, the Lava Spawn Turtle emerges from the lava pool. A massive tortoise, its outer skin solidified rock, an infernal glow coming from within.
Lava Spawn Turtle: [50,000 hp] (provisional: the idea is it sacrifices all abilities (move, dodge defend attack except its primary ability listed later for maxing out its HP, so make it as high as it can be)
Primary ability: Spawns 5+ Lava Spawn per turn (the numbers increase from 5 if it takes damage, as the pieces of it which fly off form new spawn)
Lava spawn are weak creatures with around 100 hp each able to throw fireballs.
When it becomes part of Bomb King produces Bombs (ff style) instead.
Name: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra
Description: A card bearing the astrological sign for Libra, can not be alchemised/duplicated.
Charges: Holds three 'charges'. When more then three Zodiac cards are in possession, the number of 'charges' it can hold is equal to the number of Zodiac cards in possession. Each turn, the 'charge' it currently holds is raised by one. (Charges referenced are not the same as regular charges and does not interact with regular charges)
Abilities: The following abilities can be used for a cost:
Pay 3 Charges: Libra Scan - Choose Target; Target creature (player, entity, etc.) learns the weak-point of the target, gaining a permanent 1.5 against the target. (I.e. Used on zombie, 1.5 damage against THAT zombie. Other zombies remain unaffected)
Pay 12 Charges: Libra Court - Choose Target; Target creatures (Up to twelve, but can be fewer.) learns the weak-point of the target, gaining a permanent 1.5 against the target.
When these abilities are used, they are counted as special attacks.
Is this balanced? Get the joke, Libra, Balance... (Yeah, I would need to expend 600 charges to unlock the later ability)
?: 20/50 +1 self
i: 15/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 21
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 3/9
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 3/9
I'm not sure... I assume that you would create other Libra Cards by (regular) charging them... As such, it would take a lot of work to get anything done with them. Unless, of course, I'm wrong...
SPELL CARD: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra : 32/50 +1 self
?: 21/50 +1 self
i: 16/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: FedEx boxes rain down from the heavens, they striketh upon the 1WAK, deliver on towards the judgement of FED EX MACHINA...
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 22
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 4/9
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 4/9
I join TT2K's tapdance and give him a +1.
SB&HJ 29/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 11/30
Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer 8/10
Trouble 5/11
Wardice of Zillywen 2/9
I take a Smash Ball and prepare to smash it. Now. I smash the ball with Homestuck. I then utilize its incredible offensive powers against the Core.
I ask the cue ball why it's not giving me answers and generally being vague. Oh wait, it's a CUE BALL. Grr. I disregard the tremendous bad luck associated with smashing it and fire it out of my Zillymagnum straight into the Core.
Homestuck the weapon or Homestuck the comic?
I CAN'T SPOIL EVERYTHING, CAN I? SOME THINGS MUST BE LEFT FOR THE MASTER.
Just before you prepare to load it into the Zillymagnum, it says something...
=CHARGE=
-5 / 50- MCR
-4 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I decide to grab several of my Soulbots, who proceed to whip out IRON SHOVELS.
They then begin digging, and they throw the shoveled up dirt Dark Pit-wards.
7,000 damage! Next attack against Dark Pit crits, since he's stuck in dirt!
The Godmodder pokes you back! His poke propels you out of the Battlefield since it was imbued with Knockback -1. You fall into a gaping chasm and die in lava.
Not sure what the effects are yet. (All up to you twinbuilder)
----PART 4: charging----
(SIDEQUEST CHARGE) connection jammer: 1/20
You insert .
You gain some bonus points for originality! The storm above the Soul suddenly glitches out and sporadically changes colors... Rain falls in thick sheets, but upon examining it, it appears to be... Gold Nuggets? That turn into Iron Ingots? That turn into Gunpowder? Weird... the storm's glitched somehow!
4/5 for Supercell
2/? for ice dagger
2/? for time watch
34/50 for Vulcanos I think
4/15 for charged attack. I'm too lazy to go back and check, meh, these two charges don't really matter too much anyways.
piono uses battle technique: Hammer Time Lvl5: Untouchable on the Core.
Phobos continues floating around, trying to reform.
You equip Terra Firma and flash-step below the Soul! It notices you and attempts to send red beams down to pulverize you, but you dodge every one! It truly can't touch this. You then jump up and, while the Soul is momentarily distracted by the bad pun, pulverize the Core, smashing it with the hammer! Your blast sends the Core rocketing around in the hollow space of the Soul's insides. You catch up to it and reel back for a devastating blow...
Upon impact, the Core flashes in beams of light and vaporizes in a red explosion! You are jettisoned out the Soul, whose body grows still... It solidifies into a black orb, its tail and wing turning grey... Its body has turned to stone!
A: 12/50
B: 11/50
+1 from Zerithos. +1 back, +1 to Aegis.
Alright. Brake the charm stack on the necrodancer.
Miraj charm target: Dark Pit
Fordwing: Keep attacking the 1-WAK with aura sphere
What's "Combat Chest: Renewal"? It sounds healy. If so, I use it on Miraj.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 4/6 = nectar carrot
Cloth bandage || fine wool (that I made a long time ago) = Woolen Bandage 2/3
Potion of magic > very fine 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Netpatham) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
You break the Charm Stack on the Necrodancer! +10,000 HP to Miraj!
The Combat Chest is what stores your Combat Operandi. Renewal isn't healy. It does have something to do with entities, though...
Potion of Magic > Very Fine = Potion of Thaumic Energy (Level 3: 1/4)
With a roar and the crack of raging flame the Bomb Core is complete. ([2/2]), 20,000 hp, provides large amounts of flame mana, equipped with player integrator allowing one player to be plugged in and provide power to parts of Bomb King at will.
The appearance of the Bomb Core triggers the assemble spell. The first summon affected is Lava Spawn Turtle which retreats into its shell as it is pulled toward the core elongating and wrapping around it as a serpent coils protectively around an egg.
Remove Lava Spawn Turtle summon.
The Void Damascus armor splits apart and clamps into place about the creature forming a hideous leering face and burning charcoal eyes.
Remove Void Damascus Armor Summon
The Mantra of Eternal Life reforms into a runic circle halo and sits gracefully atop and behind the face of Celestial Bomb King
Remove Mantra of Eternal Life summon and transfer buffs (hex shield, resistance potion) to Mantra of Eternal Life - part of Bomb King
Celestial Bomb King [10/10], multi-part Summon, Total HP: 85,000+HP of Lava Spawn Turtle
Attack-able Parts:
Celestial Bomb King: 5000 HP (can only be attacked when all other parts are destroyed/unattached, Unleashes Firaja every turn targeting a hostile entity, preferring summons (views pro-godmodder summons, pro-godmodder players, the godmodder, and Kirby Soul as hostile entities). If it feels pressured It can use wall of flame (defensive, persistent attack) or Tri-firaga,(weaker but targets multiple enemies). Fire and flame attacks heal it.
Bomb King Core: 20,000HP
Provides energy to power Celestial Bomb King's attacks, has a space where a player may plug him/herself in and voluntarily provide power to hyper-charge a part of Bomb King for a turn.
Mantra of Eternal Life: 35000,hp 10000 hex shield, meatshields Bomb King Core
I ask Bomb king for Mantra to keep previous function.
Mantra heals all [AG] summons and bomb king parts for +5000hp every turn.
Spawn Turtle Shell: 50, 000 hp (prospective), Meatshields Bomb King Core
Spawns 5+ bombs every turn (increases with damage dealt to it)
Bombs have 100 hp, shoot fireballs and explode when killed.
Void Damascus Armor: 25000 hp, 10000 armor, Meatshields all other parts of Bomb King
Uses Harden (+5000 armor) whenever Bomb King (any parts) takes damage equal or greater than half its HP before damage was dealt.
I allow myself to be swallowed whole by Bomb King and plug myself into Bomb King Core.
Attached is an image of Celestial Bomb King
Wow! What a summon! Celestial Bomb King added! The order in which its parts can be damaged is this:
Void Damascus Armor, Mantra of Eternal Life and Spawn Turtle Shell, Bomb King Core, Celestial Bomb King.
You plug yourself into the Bomb King Core, allowing yourself to strengthen its attacks this turn!
I finish Supercell
3/? for ice dagger
3/? for time watch
35/50 for Vulcanos I think
5/15 for charged attack.
piono uses battle technique: Deep Freeze Lvl 10: Frozen in Time
Phobos still can't respawn.
SUPERCELL: A large black wand that crackles with energy. Its tip shines with a white light, and its handle is wrapped in white glowing coils that seem to produce electricity.
SPY-CICLE: It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
ANACHRONISTIC WATCH: A modified fob watch whose hands can be spun around, in forwards or reverse, to allow its user to travel through time. However, it only works for up to twelve hours in the past or future.
after being gone for a while,I have no idea what is going on in the battlefield,so I look around for a spare teleporter 1/5
oh,and I hit twinbuilder with a newspaper......a newspaper that is advertising twinbuilder branded cups for half off!{I dont care if twinbuilder is dead or alive}oh,look at that,my newspaper accidentally hit Enoch,whoops!
1 damage to Enoch!
Hey, I remember you! You were the guy who was making the First Guardian version of me! You know, that robot clone of yours is still going. He finished making it (or, rather, WILL finish making it) in 413 years... I covered some of his saga earlier. He (413 years in the future) is walking to a Steel City where he will create me. Split (My red text guy) created the TwinBuilder Effigy in said City, which he put back in time for you to pick up. I haven't covered what happens when the alchemy finished, though...
Would you like a recap of what happened since you left? A lot has changed.
Having passed through the Armory, I find myself in a lengthy series of blast doors, airlocks, and killrooms full of turrets and mech alcoves...
After negotiating all of that, I at last end up before a comparatively small, boring seeming door at the end of a long hallway, with a little biometric scanner and keypad next to it... I wait for the hallway to pressurize, then fold away my visor, and stick my head in the biometrics system, waiting while scanners do their job, before finally entering a long, long series of glyphs in a language not human into the keypad...
The door slides into the ceiling, revealing itself to be all of eighteen feet thick, and heavily interlocked with the walls... I walk forward...
And step through into Control Core Anachron, the door immediately closing behind me, the center of the cramped chamber dominated by a massive computer mainframe, covered in screens and readouts...
One small, green light blinks slowly near the top, almost like a heartbeat...
And, deeper here, more powerful, the voice of H3.
Welcome b4ck, Her3tic Engineer. It ha5 been long and long.
Yes. Yes it has. I walk to the Maintenance Gantry and allow it to remove my armor for repair and refuel, whatever of such is possible, with the machine so battered and polluted...
Stepping free of War Armor for the first time in nearly a year, my own legs are uncertain, saved from collapse only by the low gravity here... This body is maimed, and will not likely outlive this war by long.
I reach at last the control chair, and sit down, waiting for a sitrep.
GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED 3/3
DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER 11/11
European Explorer 4/4
Esoteric Tinkering 24/50 {Relying on Erelye for some of that.}
RPLS-SH 26/50
European Explorer -c Fusion Torpedo Array 1/4
I raise the Dynamic Deathbringer and open fire on the Soul, spraying whatever it fires now at the abomination liberally!
DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER: A massive assault rifle with many different capabilities. It can use particle acceleration to fire blasts of quantum energy, and can use its dynamo focusers to either electrically charge its shots or charge them with void! It can rotate between four barrels stocked with various elemental shells, and all of its ammunition is imbued with the bronze energy of entropy. It can also use its atomic deployment array to fire nuclear shots! Truly a deathbringer.
I fire the words "attacks that cannot be godmodded!" at the godmodder
2/5 on looking for a teleporter
The Godmodder stuffs them inside a Word Cannon, then fires them back at you! He has added the words, "This does not qualify under", creating the sentence "This does not qualify under attacks that cannot be godmodded!" It deals 1,000,000 sentence damage to you!
SPELL CARD: Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra : 46/50 +1 self +10 from Erelye +3 from Nimble
?: 27/50 +1 self +5 from Erelye
i: 17/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Blast 1WAK width holy magic.
...Hey isn't the 1WAK a demon? Aren't demons traditionally weak vs. holy? *Summons Holy Hand Grenade*
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 23
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 5/9
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 5/9
After Hitting Dark Pit I Backflip Into Him An Try To Break His Neck
Some Standard Orbitars that he equipped end up taking you out before you can reach his neck! (Orbitars are two little orbs that float near your shoulders. They fire projectiles at targets.)
The moment I return to DTG, real life things come up. x2 COMBO Why meeeeeeeeeeee x2
Meme Dream Team XD 8/50
Meme Dream Team 8/40
Meme Dream Team :3 8/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 7/7
NEW QUASIBOX PLUTO && C-STALKER = ??? 2/??
NEW Bucket of carrot juice OOO Awkward potion = ??? 2/??
I BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY OWAK!, creating many singularities around OWAK until they all explode and create VERY BIG BANGS! The universes created then fly into OWAK, all condensing and exploding into it. Except for one universe, which randomly flies off into the distance.(3/3)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 0/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 9/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 13/15
POTION OF VEGGIES: A sour green potion. It looks like soup.
Every entity and player holds their breath... One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul floats in the Battlefield as a black ball of stone! Cracks start appearing in its surface... You can hear its dying whispers.
n... n0... i can't... feel... anym0re... y0u all... h...
The cracks magnify amongst its surface, glowing in radiant colors! Then, the whole entity shines bright, and explodes! One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul killed! Its various pieces are flung around the Battlefield, shrapnel pelting the landscape! A gleaming white orb stands in its center, revealing a creature trapped within... It's Kirby!
The pit that summoned the entity shrinks and fades, this time not leaving an X. The Faceless Eight, which hovered around the pit, lose their luster and fall to the ground, rolling towards pionoplayer! He picks them up as a Spoil of War! Then, he and the other players look up, and see Kirby fall to the Battlefield! You rush towards him. He appears to have been knocked unconcsious... Talist pokes him, and he wakes up, looking at you. He smiles, and hugs some of you, the ones he remembers! ninjatwist and TT, to name a few. insert_generic_username steps up and asks Kirby what happened to him after his previous defeat. He ponders for a moment, and then begins to convey what happened through a series of gestures.
He says that, after he was resummoned upon dying as 1WAK the first time, he returned back to Pop Star and, inspired by GodCraft, decided to travel throughout the universe and explore! He took up his Warpstar and sailed out of Gamble Galaxy, meeting many new faces! Eventually, his travels took him to the Void, which he was able to withstand thanks to the Warpstar. Apparently, a giant dragon saw him and guided him towards a massive broken wall!
You all realize he's talking about the Fourth Wall... This must have happened before the Scratch.
He passed through the wall, and came out in the Void again! Puzzled, he saw that the wall was fixed this time, and a giant block hovered near it, with a portion of it cut away! You guess it's the First Block... So this was after the Scratch? He must have skipped through time somehow! He continues, saying that he explored to find the giant dragon who had guided him! ...Or at least, his head.
You all gasp. He must have been talking about the Secret of the Void! But how could it have died?! What would be capable of doing such a thing?
He explored further and, in time, he saw a man! He went over to him to say hi, but the man turned, and he looked very scary! At this point, Kirby shuts his eyes and stops moving, apparently not wanting to go any further in detail about him. You press him for further details, and you say that he was covered in red and white. ...How odd! He says that the man took him to a very strange place filled with massive things with multiple heads, and that's all he remembers...
TheLordErelye speaks up. He recalls knowing of possible places that could fit the description of the one Kirby went to. Possibly Cthulia, the Eldritch Land? Kirby shakes his head. Okay, how about Nihil, Place of Silence? Kirby shakes his head again. Erelye sighs and says that there's only one thing it could be: the Nest. It is apparently an extremely strange land populated by the vilest creatures of reality, residing in a far-off section of the Void. Whoever the man was, he didn't put Kirby there by accident. Something happened there that caused him to go Soul form! Perhaps he ate one of the eldritch beasts there?
Kirby shrugs.
He decides that he should probably leave, since there's still a lot of places left to explore! He boards his Warpstar and ascends into the heavens, bidding you all goodbye. You all watch him in silence as he departs. The Godmodder is the one to speak first.
"That... was a very weird boss fight."
You said it.
"So... Game Master Guy. What next? Got any plans that can result in me doing more things?"
Oh, definitely! Something like that will come up soon! For now, though, why don't we go see what THE OPERATOR's doing?
"Uh... okay, I guess?"
THE OPERATOR turns to look at all of you! He leers at you, his tentacles blocking out the sun, which is now free to shine since the storm clouds dissipated.
Well, look at that. You all beat the Soul. I suppose congratulations are in order. You managed to best his fearsome Hypernova ability and his high defense stat. Although it was marginally easier thanks to the disclusion of a field-wipe ability... The past is the past, regardless. Piono, you can go ahead and keep my dice. I won't have much need for them in due time.
In the meantime, I'll retire to watching again. That is, until the action starts up again. Au revoir.
He turns to leave, and disappears in a column of static. No entities attack due to the events, although the Godmodder takes 2 damage!
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Defend Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! Their passive abilities will serve you well.
> AGs: Finish off Enoch's Meatshield while he's stunned!
> AGs: Kill the HMASS entities! They pose a serious threat!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the HMASS entities! They have high offense.
> PGs: Kill Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! They have high defense and regen abilities!
> PGs: K.O. Lucario! Once you get him down to less than 40,000 HP, you can potentially one-shot him!
Sidequest -
> All: Defend the Wither Skeletons! You need at least one to win!
> All: Defeat the Nether mobs! Doing so will lower Rage's regeneration!
> All: Consider voting for the Nitrogen Gun! It will wipe the mobs, although the consequences may be severe.
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Necrodancer: [AG] HP: 60,000/150,000. Current Song: .
Lucario: [AG] HP: 35,000/60,000. Respawns: IIIII Charmed: I
Celestial Bomb King: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Bomb King Core: 20,000/20,000. Armored_Automagi currently plugged in. Mantra of Eternal Life: 35,000/35,000. Spawn Turtle Shell: 35,000/35,000. Void Damascus Armor: 25,000/25,000. Shielding: 10,000/10,000. Heals all AGs and components for +5,000 HP every turn. Produces 5 Bombs every turn.
Skeletron: [AG] HP: 29,000/30,000. Hands: 7,000/15,000. (x2.) Headspin: III
Enoch: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Meatshield: 5. Charmed: I Stunned: III
Dark Pit: [PG] HP: 36,000/60,000.
HMASS Traitor: [PG] HP: 180,000/180,000.
HMASS Betrayer: [PG] HP: 165,000/180,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 17/125. Killstreak: 37.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Nitrogen Votes: III
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x4.)
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Randomly allows crits for teammates.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 65,000/70,000.
~ Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 475,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +150,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
>>But fine, whatever. I suppose a really powerful computer...OH WAIT, THE CONSPIRACY GETS TWO *annoyed*
>Calm down, future. There's a solution here.
"I'll just charge summon you (two) the old-fashioned way...."
HEX (2.0) 1/50
Stats:
Temporal Duplicity: There are two separate HEX computers-One is currently in a SBURB session, and one is from some time after the SBURB session. It is currently unknown whether Future HEX has ascended or not. Apparently HEX's class is Hope. ((For the record, I disagree with that decision. I mean, how is a magic-infused supercomputer NOT Mind?))
HP: error. Can only be disconnected from the universe for 5 twinposts at which point he reconnects for a term of at least one twinpost. (Subject to change, but he's not going to show up randomly.)
Abilities:
HAX (Boost). Once per post and in the EOTB can boost an attack retroactively.
HAX (Nerf). Once per post and in the EOTB can nerf one attack.
HEXbot. When HEX is active, he controls a separate HEXbot summon that is capable of inscribing glyphs via precision laser beam and using Scribe's Wands. If HEX is disconnected it acts on autopilot (use harmful glyphs on PG/H or merely shoot them) in the EOTB. If HEX is connected it can act during my posts.
Also HEXbot 1/10
Now where were we.
Oh.
Can I do this alchemy:
(Rune of Application of Great Acceleration && Gun) && Laser Scope 1/?
and get
Laser-Scope Point N' Fling: A gun that applies great acceleration to its target. Has 6 modes: (HORIZ/vert) (horiz/VERT) (HORIZ/VERT) INV:(HORIZ/vert) INV:(horiz/VERT) INV:(HORIZ/VERT). The horizontal vector is determined as directly away from the shooter, or set on a dial on the gun. The vertical direction is against gravity, or set on a dial. In space it's just set on a sphere and has regular or inverse modes.
Also:
Scribe's Wands >Fine 1/6
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 1/?
I poke the Meatshield.
Use AVATAR STATE on the two HMASS.
SCP-294 Two Potion of Extremely Large Amounts of HP Restoration II and give them to Miraj and the Mantra.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
B: 11/50
+1 from Zerithos. +1 back, +1 to Aegis.
Alright. Brake the charm stack on the necrodancer.
Miraj charm target: Dark Pit
Fordwing: Keep attacking the 1-WAK with aura sphere
What's "Combat Chest: Renewal"? It sounds healy. If so, I use it on Miraj.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 4/6 = nectar carrot
Cloth bandage || fine wool (that I made a long time ago) = Woolen Bandage 2/3
Potion of magic > very fine 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 54$ _ Wilson's charges A: 15/50, B: 15/50 (+2 from Netpatham) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x2 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x1 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x3 <|> Potion of dreams x1
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The appearance of the Bomb Core triggers the assemble spell. The first summon affected is Lava Spawn Turtle which retreats into its shell as it is pulled toward the core elongating and wrapping around it as a serpent coils protectively around an egg.
Remove Lava Spawn Turtle summon.
The Void Damascus armor splits apart and clamps into place about the creature forming a hideous leering face and burning charcoal eyes.
Remove Void Damascus Armor Summon
The Mantra of Eternal Life reforms into a runic circle halo and sits gracefully atop and behind the face of Celestial Bomb King
Remove Mantra of Eternal Life summon and transfer buffs (hex shield, resistance potion) to Mantra of Eternal Life - part of Bomb King
Celestial Bomb King [10/10], multi-part Summon, Total HP: 85,000+HP of Lava Spawn Turtle
Attack-able Parts:
Celestial Bomb King: 5000 HP (can only be attacked when all other parts are destroyed/unattached, Unleashes Firaja every turn targeting a hostile entity, preferring summons (views pro-godmodder summons, pro-godmodder players, the godmodder, and Kirby Soul as hostile entities). If it feels pressured It can use wall of flame (defensive, persistent attack) or Tri-firaga,(weaker but targets multiple enemies). Fire and flame attacks heal it.
Bomb King Core: 20,000HP
Provides energy to power Celestial Bomb King's attacks, has a space where a player may plug him/herself in and voluntarily provide power to hyper-charge a part of Bomb King for a turn.
Mantra of Eternal Life: 35000,hp 10000 hex shield, meatshields Bomb King Core
I ask Bomb king for Mantra to keep previous function.
Mantra heals all [AG] summons and bomb king parts for +5000hp every turn.
Spawn Turtle Shell: 50, 000 hp (prospective), Meatshields Bomb King Core
Spawns 5+ bombs every turn (increases with damage dealt to it)
Bombs have 100 hp, shoot fireballs and explode when killed.
Void Damascus Armor: 25000 hp, 10000 armor, Meatshields all other parts of Bomb King
Uses Harden (+5000 armor) whenever Bomb King (any parts) takes damage equal or greater than half its HP before damage was dealt.
I allow myself to be swallowed whole by Bomb King and plug myself into Bomb King Core.
Attached is an image of Celestial Bomb King
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
3/? for ice dagger
3/? for time watch
35/50 for Vulcanos I think
5/15 for charged attack.
piono uses battle technique: Deep Freeze Lvl 10: Frozen in Time
Phobos still can't respawn.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
oh,and I hit twinbuilder with a newspaper......a newspaper that is advertising twinbuilder branded cups for half off!{I dont care if twinbuilder is dead or alive}oh,look at that,my newspaper accidentally hit Enoch,whoops!
Oh no
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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After negotiating all of that, I at last end up before a comparatively small, boring seeming door at the end of a long hallway, with a little biometric scanner and keypad next to it... I wait for the hallway to pressurize, then fold away my visor, and stick my head in the biometrics system, waiting while scanners do their job, before finally entering a long, long series of glyphs in a language not human into the keypad...
The door slides into the ceiling, revealing itself to be all of eighteen feet thick, and heavily interlocked with the walls... I walk forward...
And step through into Control Core Anachron, the door immediately closing behind me, the center of the cramped chamber dominated by a massive computer mainframe, covered in screens and readouts...
One small, green light blinks slowly near the top, almost like a heartbeat...
And, deeper here, more powerful, the voice of H3.
Welcome b4ck, Her3tic Engineer. It ha5 been long and long.
Yes. Yes it has. I walk to the Maintenance Gantry and allow it to remove my armor for repair and refuel, whatever of such is possible, with the machine so battered and polluted...
Stepping free of War Armor for the first time in nearly a year, my own legs are uncertain, saved from collapse only by the low gravity here... This body is maimed, and will not likely outlive this war by long.
I reach at last the control chair, and sit down, waiting for a sitrep.
GAHMD IS FULLY ARMED 3/3
DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER 11/11
European Explorer 4/4
Esoteric Tinkering 24/50 {Relying on Erelye for some of that.}
RPLS-SH 26/50
European Explorer -c Fusion Torpedo Array 1/4
I raise the Dynamic Deathbringer and open fire on the Soul, spraying whatever it fires now at the abomination liberally!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
=CHARGE=
-6 / 50- MCR
-5 / 30- The Wall
+1 to Modpack
+1 to NinjaV
=ACTION=
I decide to load a Melon into a random TNT Cannon.
I fire it towards Dark Pit.
I then proceed to smite THE L()RD with ZILLYBEAMS, stopping his next attack!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
2/5 on looking for a teleporter
27/50 Uberghast B + 1 fseftr
10/25 Health Care Package
The Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = The Crimson Handshake (Level 7: 5/8)
> R. K.:Randomly Steel Crackin' non-PG's.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates
33% Ubercharge
0% MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
?: 27/50 +1 self +5 from Erelye
i: 17/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
>Leonstar0: Blast 1WAK width holy magic.
...Hey isn't the 1WAK a demon? Aren't demons traditionally weak vs. holy? *Summons Holy Hand Grenade*
I duplicate 1 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 23
Fluorite octet && Health Potion && Golden Apple 5/9
Octave of Sin && Beacon && Potion of Regeneration 5/9
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Welcome back comh!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Lunar Magic: 9/50
Spritetool: 7/32
I force the godmodder to play the black MIDI remix of Final Savage Sister Flandre S.
I also change the Necrodancer's song to .
Meme Dream Team XD 8/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 8/50
DONE Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 7/7
NEW QUASIBOX PLUTO && C-STALKER = ??? 2/??
NEW Bucket of carrot juice OOO Awkward potion = ??? 2/??
I BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY OWAK!, creating many singularities around OWAK until they all explode and create VERY BIG BANGS! The universes created then fly into OWAK, all condensing and exploding into it. Except for one universe, which randomly flies off into the distance.(3/3)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 0/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 9/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 13/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
You attempt to use Sunrise, but you fail! It looks like Daybreak must be fully constructed to initiate the attack...
Since I forgot to make these go through,
DOCTOR'S CRYSTALS: A set of eight white D8s. You cannot see the pips emblazoned on their surface, since they too, are white. You'll have to highlight them first.
JUSTICE'S DEIGHT: A grey D8, fashioned like one of the Fluorite Octet. It can be rolled to determine the fate of its victims.
It did!
The ammunition turns a deadly shade of purple, then loops back towards you, barreling into the Mantra of Eternal Life! 9,000 damage to it!
8,000 damage to the Soul! However, it then becomes immune to TVTropes, so all the harmful examples are incinerated.
Oh. Okay.
Assuming that the charge is for something different than Julius Caesar, Julius Caesar and ten Roman Legions are added! The Godmodder bribes them to his side with a ton of money and temples of their gods!
The Godmodder temporarily becomes Normal-type so that Lick doesn't affect him!
QUASIBOX GAMMA: A very odd XBOX forged from quantum metal. It occasionally crackles with green energy, and throbs with the powers of uranium.
Quasibox Pluto && X-Stalker = X-Quantizer (Level 8: 1/9)
Bucket of Carrot Juice OOO Awkward Potion = Potion of Veggies (1/2)
Caledfwlch deals 8,000 damage!
You'd better specify that it's Avatar State.
It's a steel cylinder that appears to be producing a green block that covers up the broken Bedrock left by Zero Hour. It rests at the center of the crater, and appears to have a countdown timer. It reads,
You think you dimly remember what it counted down to, but you're not sure how that's possible.
No. Just no. If HEX came from Everyone vs. Everybody, there is no way he exists here. At all.
I don't remember what level the Wardice of Zillywen is... It'll be Level 8. Charge it for 9 posts.
The Soul steals your luck regardless, since you specified no target!
The Katana deals 7,000 damage! The Soul roars in pain!
You don't have any new ones... I haven't updated the Echeladder in quite some time. :/ I'm working on it today.
JOKER'S WILD: A wand formed out of two eldritch tentacles that wrap around the construct: one red, one black. Odd eldritch energies congregate on its tip.
REDNODENOMICON: A very graphic and detailed book describing the science of Rednodes: aura nodes that give off Redstone energy.
The eldritch flames deal 3,000 damage!
You cannot captchalogue it, no matter how hard you try!
FORTH CODEDISK: A disk made entirely of lines of Forge code. It serves no use whatsoever other than decor.
Linux Penguin || Floppy Disc = Linux Penguin Disc (Level 1: 1/2)
Computer && Floppy Disc Drive = Floppy Disc-Reading Computer (Level 2: 1/3)
How can you do that? The whole thing is just a chassis; there's no actual armor, plating, or machinery to work with! It's just a frame! Of course, there's the addition of the thrusters, but that's about it.
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 JAVA SMASH - VIRTUAL MACHINE
7,000 damage!
You roll the Lazuli Octet.
5-6-3-2-7-1-8
The remaining die tumbles in the air. It will decide upon the remaining eight techniques.
-5
A massive Golem forged from Lapis Lazuli rushes in and smacks Lucario upside the head! 8,000 damage!
In the Nether, you deal 7,000 damage to a Magma Cube!
Just a note: Battle Techniques do not require Sacred Items, Combat Operandi do. Ninjaneer isn't a Combat Operandi. And Sacred Items aren't fuel, they're payment. You literally can't expend more than you're required to for the attack.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NINJANEER
7,000 damage to the Core! The tractor beam deals an additional 3,000 damage!
Wither Skeletons' max HP raised by +5,000 HP!
You attempt to use it, but then realize that this isn't how this game works! Those uber-powerful final attacks will be introduced, or should I say, REintroduced, later on... Smash Balls won't cut it! You can still use them on Smash Balls though!
;P
8,000 damage!
Creepers added!
+10,000 HP! The Necrodancer grunts at you.
You use the HHHH, whacking the Core! 9,000 damage! The Spirits of the Dead, however, merely fuel its rage.
1 damage!
You cannot use Crossroads anymore! It reached its intended effect...
HEAVENLY PSIONICS AND YOU: A book describing how to use psionic energy in conjunction with the weather and the heavens. Probably just a bunch of BS, but you guess it's worth a read.
Yeah... You're going to have to tell me what those are too.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 THE PEN - RATIFICATION
10,000 damage!
Why are you assuming that the Godmodder will be holding the Ender Pearl once he's been given it?
3,000 damage to both!
You cause a bunch of players' tools to break!
You use the Ender Orb, focusing the majjyks of the End on the Betrayer. It takes 12,000 damage!
You don't get an ability!
...Wait. Seriously? You're going to be making THAT many elemental alchemies?
Alright, you've got a point that you should be able to deal large amounts of damage in sidequests. But I don't think I ever said that a Spoil of War gave you a free ACTION. I just said that you could use it in an attack for a post. So, I'd think it counts as your attack for that post. Although, people have been using it differently...
Okay, I'll compromise. You can use a Spoil of War as a free action. And for sidequests, where maximum damage output is needed (especially in this one) you can use them for Battle Techniques.
Dagger || Raw Ice Magic = Spy-cicle (Level 2: 1/3)
Fob Watch || Raw Time Magic = Anachronistic Watch (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Emerald Nova, dealing 13,000 damage to the Soul!
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENCORE
You expend 6 Hog Slop, 1 Elf Tear, and 1 Weasel Snot.
20,000 damage to the Soul!
Navitas Nox deals an additional 8,000 damage!
I'm removing the Combat Operandi nerf. The Echeladder doesn't only give points for one-shots; it gives nerfed points for charged attacks and Special Attacks.
I fixed the conversation to stay true to original colors.
You didn't post last turn!
7,000 damage to one of Skeletron's Hands!
t1CKt0ck = Blood Slurry
How odd... It's probably a different TYPE of blood slurry. That's an odd sentence.
^-^ Thank you!
+5,000 HP to the Necrodancer!
You end up lazering at THE OPERATOR, who dodges the attack!
Well, that wasn't very nice. Not very nice at all. I'll have to do something about that.
Lava Spawn Turtle added!
I'm not sure... I assume that you would create other Libra Cards by (regular) charging them... As such, it would take a lot of work to get anything done with them. Unless, of course, I'm wrong...
7,500 damage!
Yes, you probably should.
+5,000 HP!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 KINGLY DISPUTE - PEACE TREATY
18,000 damage to the Soul!
1 damage to Enoch!
10,000 damage!
6,000 damage!
Homestuck the weapon or Homestuck the comic?
Just before you prepare to load it into the Zillymagnum, it says something...
7,000 damage! Next attack against Dark Pit crits, since he's stuck in dirt!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
16,000 damage!
7,500 damage to a Ghast!
Bullet && Green Sun Battery || Cueball = Becquerel's Ender (Level 30: 1/31)
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 OGOLOTH'S CRY - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH
10,000 damage!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LONG DIVISION
5,000 damage!
The Godmodder pokes you back! His poke propels you out of the Battlefield since it was imbued with Knockback -1. You fall into a gaping chasm and die in lava.
You insert .
You gain some bonus points for originality! The storm above the Soul suddenly glitches out and sporadically changes colors... Rain falls in thick sheets, but upon examining it, it appears to be... Gold Nuggets? That turn into Iron Ingots? That turn into Gunpowder? Weird... the storm's glitched somehow!
You find a half-used Iron Sword! You throw that at Dark Pit, who slices it into ribbons with some Tiger Claws!
This is the same attack you just used! The Curse of Repetitiveness™ nullifies it!
All attacks against the Mantra this turn will deal half damage!
8,000 damage to the Core!
1 damage to Enoch!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 HAMMER TIME - UNTOUCHABLE
You equip Terra Firma and flash-step below the Soul! It notices you and attempts to send red beams down to pulverize you, but you dodge every one! It truly can't touch this. You then jump up and, while the Soul is momentarily distracted by the bad pun, pulverize the Core, smashing it with the hammer! Your blast sends the Core rocketing around in the hollow space of the Soul's insides. You catch up to it and reel back for a devastating blow...
Upon impact, the Core flashes in beams of light and vaporizes in a red explosion! You are jettisoned out the Soul, whose body grows still... It solidifies into a black orb, its tail and wing turning grey... Its body has turned to stone!
You break the Charm Stack on the Necrodancer! +10,000 HP to Miraj!
The Combat Chest is what stores your Combat Operandi. Renewal isn't healy. It does have something to do with entities, though...
Potion of Magic > Very Fine = Potion of Thaumic Energy (Level 3: 1/4)
Wow! What a summon! Celestial Bomb King added! The order in which its parts can be damaged is this:
Void Damascus Armor, Mantra of Eternal Life and Spawn Turtle Shell, Bomb King Core, Celestial Bomb King.
You plug yourself into the Bomb King Core, allowing yourself to strengthen its attacks this turn!
I have a question. What game is this thing from?
SUPERCELL: A large black wand that crackles with energy. Its tip shines with a white light, and its handle is wrapped in white glowing coils that seem to produce electricity.
SPY-CICLE: It's the perfect gift for the man who has everything: an icicle driven into their back. Even rich people can't buy that in stores.
ANACHRONISTIC WATCH: A modified fob watch whose hands can be spun around, in forwards or reverse, to allow its user to travel through time. However, it only works for up to twelve hours in the past or future.
1 damage to Enoch!
Hey, I remember you! You were the guy who was making the First Guardian version of me! You know, that robot clone of yours is still going. He finished making it (or, rather, WILL finish making it) in 413 years... I covered some of his saga earlier. He (413 years in the future) is walking to a Steel City where he will create me. Split (My red text guy) created the TwinBuilder Effigy in said City, which he put back in time for you to pick up. I haven't covered what happens when the alchemy finished, though...
Would you like a recap of what happened since you left? A lot has changed.
DYNAMIC DEATHBRINGER: A massive assault rifle with many different capabilities. It can use particle acceleration to fire blasts of quantum energy, and can use its dynamo focusers to either electrically charge its shots or charge them with void! It can rotate between four barrels stocked with various elemental shells, and all of its ammunition is imbued with the bronze energy of entropy. It can also use its atomic deployment array to fire nuclear shots! Truly a deathbringer.
7,000 damage!
The Godmodder stuffs them inside a Word Cannon, then fires them back at you! He has added the words, "This does not qualify under", creating the sentence "This does not qualify under attacks that cannot be godmodded!" It deals 1,000,000 sentence damage to you!
7,000 damge to Lucario!
Some Standard Orbitars that he equipped end up taking you out before you can reach his neck! (Orbitars are two little orbs that float near your shoulders. They fire projectiles at targets.)
The Godmodder plays it with one hand!
You fail!
POTION OF VEGGIES: A sour green potion. It looks like soup.
Every entity and player holds their breath... One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul floats in the Battlefield as a black ball of stone! Cracks start appearing in its surface... You can hear its dying whispers.
n... n0... i can't... feel... anym0re... y0u all... h...
beaten... m... me... can't... f... 0... 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
The cracks magnify amongst its surface, glowing in radiant colors! Then, the whole entity shines bright, and explodes! One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul killed! Its various pieces are flung around the Battlefield, shrapnel pelting the landscape! A gleaming white orb stands in its center, revealing a creature trapped within... It's Kirby!
The pit that summoned the entity shrinks and fades, this time not leaving an X. The Faceless Eight, which hovered around the pit, lose their luster and fall to the ground, rolling towards pionoplayer! He picks them up as a Spoil of War! Then, he and the other players look up, and see Kirby fall to the Battlefield! You rush towards him. He appears to have been knocked unconcsious... Talist pokes him, and he wakes up, looking at you. He smiles, and hugs some of you, the ones he remembers! ninjatwist and TT, to name a few. insert_generic_username steps up and asks Kirby what happened to him after his previous defeat. He ponders for a moment, and then begins to convey what happened through a series of gestures.
He says that, after he was resummoned upon dying as 1WAK the first time, he returned back to Pop Star and, inspired by GodCraft, decided to travel throughout the universe and explore! He took up his Warpstar and sailed out of Gamble Galaxy, meeting many new faces! Eventually, his travels took him to the Void, which he was able to withstand thanks to the Warpstar. Apparently, a giant dragon saw him and guided him towards a massive broken wall!
You all realize he's talking about the Fourth Wall... This must have happened before the Scratch.
He passed through the wall, and came out in the Void again! Puzzled, he saw that the wall was fixed this time, and a giant block hovered near it, with a portion of it cut away! You guess it's the First Block... So this was after the Scratch? He must have skipped through time somehow! He continues, saying that he explored to find the giant dragon who had guided him! ...Or at least, his head.
You all gasp. He must have been talking about the Secret of the Void! But how could it have died?! What would be capable of doing such a thing?
He explored further and, in time, he saw a man! He went over to him to say hi, but the man turned, and he looked very scary! At this point, Kirby shuts his eyes and stops moving, apparently not wanting to go any further in detail about him. You press him for further details, and you say that he was covered in red and white. ...How odd! He says that the man took him to a very strange place filled with massive things with multiple heads, and that's all he remembers...
TheLordErelye speaks up. He recalls knowing of possible places that could fit the description of the one Kirby went to. Possibly Cthulia, the Eldritch Land? Kirby shakes his head. Okay, how about Nihil, Place of Silence? Kirby shakes his head again. Erelye sighs and says that there's only one thing it could be: the Nest. It is apparently an extremely strange land populated by the vilest creatures of reality, residing in a far-off section of the Void. Whoever the man was, he didn't put Kirby there by accident. Something happened there that caused him to go Soul form! Perhaps he ate one of the eldritch beasts there?
Kirby shrugs.
He decides that he should probably leave, since there's still a lot of places left to explore! He boards his Warpstar and ascends into the heavens, bidding you all goodbye. You all watch him in silence as he departs. The Godmodder is the one to speak first.
"That... was a very weird boss fight."
You said it.
"So... Game Master Guy. What next? Got any plans that can result in me doing more things?"
Oh, definitely! Something like that will come up soon! For now, though, why don't we go see what THE OPERATOR's doing?
"Uh... okay, I guess?"
THE OPERATOR turns to look at all of you! He leers at you, his tentacles blocking out the sun, which is now free to shine since the storm clouds dissipated.
Well, look at that. You all beat the Soul. I suppose congratulations are in order. You managed to best his fearsome Hypernova ability and his high defense stat. Although it was marginally easier thanks to the disclusion of a field-wipe ability... The past is the past, regardless. Piono, you can go ahead and keep my dice. I won't have much need for them in due time.
In the meantime, I'll retire to watching again. That is, until the action starts up again. Au revoir.
He turns to leave, and disappears in a column of static. No entities attack due to the events, although the Godmodder takes 2 damage!
The Itinerary:
Main Quest -
> AGs: Defend Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! Their passive abilities will serve you well.
> AGs: Finish off Enoch's Meatshield while he's stunned!
> AGs: Kill the HMASS entities! They pose a serious threat!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the HMASS entities! They have high offense.
> PGs: Kill Miraj and the Celestial Bomb King! They have high defense and regen abilities!
> PGs: K.O. Lucario! Once you get him down to less than 40,000 HP, you can potentially one-shot him!
Sidequest -
> All: Defend the Wither Skeletons! You need at least one to win!
> All: Defeat the Nether mobs! Doing so will lower Rage's regeneration!
> All: Consider voting for the Nitrogen Gun! It will wipe the mobs, although the consequences may be severe.
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Necrodancer: [AG] HP: 60,000/150,000. Current Song: .
Miraj: [AG] HP: 161,000/200,000. Weakness: Unknown.
Lucario: [AG] HP: 35,000/60,000. Respawns: IIIII Charmed: I
Celestial Bomb King: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Bomb King Core: 20,000/20,000. Armored_Automagi currently plugged in. Mantra of Eternal Life: 35,000/35,000. Spawn Turtle Shell: 35,000/35,000. Void Damascus Armor: 25,000/25,000. Shielding: 10,000/10,000. Heals all AGs and components for +5,000 HP every turn. Produces 5 Bombs every turn.
Skeletron: [AG] HP: 29,000/30,000. Hands: 7,000/15,000. (x2.) Headspin: III
Enoch: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Meatshield: 5. Charmed: I Stunned: III
Dark Pit: [PG] HP: 36,000/60,000.
HMASS Traitor: [PG] HP: 180,000/180,000.
HMASS Betrayer: [PG] HP: 165,000/180,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 17/125. Killstreak: 37.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Nitrogen Votes: III
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x4.)
Amplifier: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. Randomly allows crits for teammates.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 65,000/70,000.
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Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 475,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +150,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
Ghasts: [N] HP: 12,500/20,000. (x6.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 12,500/20,000. (x12.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III IN USE (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 4: Diamond Sword. XP: 5,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MIGHTY STRIKE] / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 8: Hexadecimator. XP: 31,875/200,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS/LV. 10 - WHIRLWIND UPROAR]
ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS/LV. 5 - GAEA'S RAMPAGE/LV. 10 - DEVASTATOR]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 7: Problem Inspector. XP: 2,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE/LV. 10 - UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE] / CHAIR-CRACKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SOFA-SMASHER/LV. 5 - KING-SIZE] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE]
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP / ARMISTYX
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 4: Fallen. XP: 3,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - AURABLAST] / PROMINENCE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 3: Shipmaster. XP: 1,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER / LUCKBREAKER
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 33,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC/LV. 5 - JADED] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 3: Monochromatic. XP: 15,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META / ATOMIC BLITZ
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 7: Shattered OS. XP: 16,987/125,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP/LV. 10 - RUNTIME] / BRASS TACKS [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VEXING RAGTIME/LV. 5 - JAZZ HANDS] / NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE]
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR / ENSEMBLE
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 5: Fish Wrangler. XP: 47,000/60,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE/LV. 5 - MOONWALK] / DINNERTIME
Combat Chest: FISHKILL
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 8: Aristotle's Pupil. XP: 119,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD]
COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER/LV. 10 - MAELSTROMBOUND]
OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE/LV. 5 - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH/LV. 10 - HORRORTERROR]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 7: Hourhand. XP: 84,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH/LV. 10 - ONCEST] / HELLA DICEROLL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SWEET CATCH/LV. 5 - BRAHJ OCTET] / CLOCKBREAKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - STROKE OF 12]
Combat Chest: SUNRISE / DOUBLE MIDNIGHT
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 4: Endwalker. XP: 14,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIMESKIP] / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 19,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] Lv. 3: Manasmith. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL / BOOK OF CHANCE
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ekimo3631: [AG] Lv. 2: Texter. XP: 2,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CODE BLAST
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Armored_Automagi: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 10,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 9: Cerulean Totality. XP: 124,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
DOWNPOUR [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAIN SEASON/LV. 5 - THUNDERCLAP/LV. 10 - NOAH'S FLOOD]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES / REACHAROUND
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 5: Thoughtflower. XP: 52,000/60,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER/LV. 5 - STYX STRIKE] / UNAGI STORM
Combat Chest: SNAKE EYES
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 52,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
Combat Chest: FULLY CHARGED
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 22,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 60,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 5: Oblivionite. XP: 29,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - LIBERTY LAUNCH/LV. 5 - GRAVE DIGGER] / NINJANEER
Combat Chest: DECIMATION
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 9: Armaggedon's Conductor. XP: 74,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
RELIC'S ECHO [LV. 1/LV. 2 - TIER TWO/LV. 5 - TIER THREE/LV. 10 - NATURAL DISASTER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND / ROGUE'S GALLERY
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 175,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 91,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Sacred Items:
19 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
>>Ahem. One word, twin: Hax.
>>But fine, whatever. I suppose a really powerful computer...OH WAIT, THE CONSPIRACY GETS TWO *annoyed*
>Calm down, future. There's a solution here.
"I'll just charge summon you (two) the old-fashioned way...."
HEX (2.0) 1/50
Stats:
Temporal Duplicity: There are two separate HEX computers-One is currently in a SBURB session, and one is from some time after the SBURB session. It is currently unknown whether Future HEX has ascended or not. Apparently HEX's class is Hope. ((For the record, I disagree with that decision. I mean, how is a magic-infused supercomputer NOT Mind?))
HP: error. Can only be disconnected from the universe for 5 twinposts at which point he reconnects for a term of at least one twinpost. (Subject to change, but he's not going to show up randomly.)
Abilities:
HAX (Boost). Once per post and in the EOTB can boost an attack retroactively.
HAX (Nerf). Once per post and in the EOTB can nerf one attack.
HEXbot. When HEX is active, he controls a separate HEXbot summon that is capable of inscribing glyphs via precision laser beam and using Scribe's Wands. If HEX is disconnected it acts on autopilot (use harmful glyphs on PG/H or merely shoot them) in the EOTB. If HEX is connected it can act during my posts.
Also HEXbot 1/10
Now where were we.
Oh.
Can I do this alchemy:
(Rune of Application of Great Acceleration && Gun) && Laser Scope 1/?
and get
Laser-Scope Point N' Fling: A gun that applies great acceleration to its target. Has 6 modes: (HORIZ/vert) (horiz/VERT) (HORIZ/VERT) INV:(HORIZ/vert) INV:(horiz/VERT) INV:(HORIZ/VERT). The horizontal vector is determined as directly away from the shooter, or set on a dial on the gun. The vertical direction is against gravity, or set on a dial. In space it's just set on a sphere and has regular or inverse modes.
Also:
Scribe's Wands >Fine 1/6
Smash Ball && Chaos Pearl 1/?
I poke the Meatshield.
Use AVATAR STATE on the two HMASS.
SCP-294 Two Potion of Extremely Large Amounts of HP Restoration II and give them to Miraj and the Mantra.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Wait, wouldn't the curse nullify itself because it's repeating itself?
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!