I begin to summon Celestial Bomb King. Celestial bomb king is a composite summon made up of the joining of a three of lesser charge summons and Bomb King Core. The summons act independently until Bomb King Core is summoned. After this the summons each become a part of Celestial Bomb King and must all be destroyed to begin to harm Bomb King Core.
The runes etched into my metallic arms begin to glow with holy light encircling me in celestial aura and causing discomfort to entities using negative or dark energies.
Celestial Bomb King: 10% complete.
Mantra of Eternal Life (summon) [1/3]
//The last time I posted this it was removed as spam - this could be because I attempted to essentially post three posts in one (something which I later found out to be illegal). If this is not the case and there is still something wrong with the post please tell me instead of removing/reporting it - that way I can avoid making the same mistake twice.
Wait... Miraj? Islam? ... not going to spoil it tho. Or am I? In haiku form, no less?
Two kind of vague hints:
Friendship, a manboy fandom
Salem's supposed cause
Huh. Hope I'm right, cause if I'm not I'll feel kind of foolish.
/nullhint?
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/2 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
50/50 Attacking...
50/50 Attacking...
========== 100%
The air is so thick with moisture, it's hard to move...
2/10
10/10x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
1/11 Poseidon's Culler OR Gauntlet AND Earthquake Rune (I changed my mind and wanted Poseidon's Culler in gauntlet form)
2/11 Pitch Black
100 post - COMBAT OPERANDI - FLASH FREEZE
The temperature of the surface world of Godcraft abruptly plummets to -168Co. The sky is instantly filled with dark, heavy clouds formed from the moisture that so heavily saturated the air and blots out the sun, casting Godcraft into shadow. All notice that the air has turned an ominous, deathly white, and sheets of ice and snow already cover the ground everywhere...
The the air, which had been 100% saturated with water vapor, is no longer able to support the weight of trillions of kilos of water. However... instead of falling straight out of the sky, colossal spikes of ice as tall as the Black Monolith erupt from the ground and form over the battlefield in the blink of an eye and come crashing down, skewering anything not fast enough to escape.
That doesn't save them though.
When the spires of ice, after loosing their momentum, run as if it were melted, rushing along the ground and turning anything it catches into an icy pincushion. One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul in particular is hit hard. His mouth is pried open by a jagged wedge of ice that once inside, sprouted massive spikes that impale Kirby every which way. General Magantuar suffers a similar fate. Clippy is encased in ice and horribly disfigured, now incredibly brittle thanks to the cold, and the ice begins pressing inwards with malicious intent...until Clippy shatters. Villager, Mario, and Meta Knight are nowhere to be seen. When the mist clears, I'm seen standing with Poseidon's Culler raised over my head.
Okay, just... wow. If you had been paying ANY attention to the thread over the past few months, you would know that now, you have to earn Combat Operandi. You can't just make them up on the spot. In addition to that, there's no getting around the charge cap! Seriously! What's so hard to get about that! You can only charge an attack/entity for up to 50 posts! The entire attack (and the charges) are null and void. You're not getting them back.
No, twin, what I meant was that instead of listing Hammer Time, you leave a semi blank space that says elemental techniques, and I make those up as needed.
10/11 for Superosque
5/11 for VI Naturae
5/11 for Navitas Nox
30/50 for Vulcanos
13/15 for charged attack
piono laughs, downs a potion of manpower, and uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind
Phobos, for sake of time, just shoots things with Attachyon.
I know that's what you meant. And I was saying that I'm not going to be able to do that. What I CAN do is make the next Battle Technique you earn revolve around using your elemental alchemies.
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => NORTHERN WIND
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can execute the command, since you didn't specify a target! That could have been disastrous!
Darn. Sniping these posts has become a habit bordering on fetishistic. I have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.
And yes, I know there are two (presumably Twinja'd) posts above me. Wait piono wasn't, nevermind.
SB&HJ 16/50x2
Huh. A free charge slot. NO SLOTS SHALL GO UNENCUMBERED. I START A LAZY CHARGE. Apathy 1/3
Catenative Lollypopper 7/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 1/?? Hey why not.
Cue Ball && Combatdice or Fluorite Octet 1/??
I decide to do the Leon thing and duplicate a single alchemy a bunch. I choose... the Combatdice.
Combatdice of Zillywen - 4
I demand two more confusions. The Twitchy Staff confuses two random entities. That didn't stop being a thing that was happening.
I poke the Meatshield.
"What will happen if I try to go grimdark?"*shakes and looks into again* This is fun. It's like my own personal AMA. Except, being an alchemy, everyone's free to use it.
I use Clockbreaker on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I shoot the Mouth with Carcinogenesis.
Heh. I continue to have complete control over the dance floor. I pop in the Secret Song that Serpent wants so badly. Just because. Heh.
You summon the Midnight Crew, which works, since they're not just from Homestuck; they originated in Problem Sleuth! By painting your skin in black and adopting all four of their card suits onto your real suit, they accept you as a member of their gang and grant you mastery over their shadow-based magic! You then materialize about a thousand clocks over the Soul's mouth, suspended only by your magic, and get the Midnight Crew to break every single one! The remains damage the Mouth, and promptly explode in a ball of green fire! 8,000 damage!
Carcinogenesis deals 10,000 damage!
You insert the ! The clouds suddenly flash multiple colors, casting a rainbowed glow on the entities below. Why are they doing that? Well, it's a secret...
I probably won't be able to get a post in later, so, sorry Twin, but I'm posting now.
I change the music to the Secret Song, making secret things happen such as secret levels or something. Also, hardcore scatting. Yes.
I brandish Atheist's Grip and absorb darkness powers from 1WAK-S (I think that's different from void). I use Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice, and Poison in conjunction on an AG.
It was already changed to the Secret Song!
You capture some of the Soul's unholy darkness! Your blade glows a sickly red... You unleash Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice and Poison on the Necrodancer's minions, killing them both!
Well...ow...that hurt...but I'm happy to be Steve. It wasn't as fun being trickster as I thought it would be, and I'm somewhat thankful to Lord Eryle or whoever for saving me, despite the immense pain. As such, I forgive him after ONLY 100 years in the dimension of pure pain.
31/40
It takes FOREVER to scrub off all the trickster imagery.
You snap out of Trickster mode, but are now in a nasty hangover. As such, you can only charge this turn...
The Necrodancer's Sign: MeGaLoVania (1.5x damage to entities, first attack involving SWEET GUITARS gets a crit)
I quickly fire THE MATERAL PLANE into the air, firing a rather large high-explosive chair.
...
Nothing happens.
=COMMAND=
The Necrodancer uses Musical Assualt! (CURRENT EFFECT: Low damage / hits all HOSTILE / PG entities)
The Necrodancer's Army targets Enoch.
Doze attacks Enoch.
Another Slime appears next to the Necrodancer. They do spawn in groups of two, after all.
I take a guitar, run it through the Zillymiter, and shred SO HARD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. This does awesomeness damage to 1WAKS's Mouth. I also break the guitar over the Mouth.
SB&HJ 17/50x2
Apathy 2/3
Catenative Lollypopper 8/9
Clockwork Contraption(Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle) 2/?? Hey why not.
Cuetet 2/??
Combatdice of Zillywen - 6 (Duplicated 2)
I ask the cue ball what the Employer is. *shakes, looks into with majyyks*
I duplicate the Cherubim Colossus. Or try to, at any rate.
I poke the Meatshield.
I use STROKE OF TWELVE on 1WAKS's Mouth.
I also launch 4 octets of Combatdice at Clippy. DO SOMETHING ALREADY.
Guitar >= Zillymiter =< Banjo of Zillymoosk
16,000 damage to the Mouth!
INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER.
Cherubim Colossus x2. You duplicate it successfully.
1 damage!
He just did! And he's paid the price... It looks like Clippy's vanished from the Battlefield. He burnt himself out.
Ah. I thought we would get to this little snag. An Arcane Singularity is a combination of Nitor and Alumentum, the heatless light and the lightless heat, respectively. A Vis Relay is a crystal that can control the flow of the aura directly from an energized node. (essentially a rift in spacetime.) A Flux Vent is a device, invented by myself, that transforms all the negative effects that would normally reactive a good deal of thaumic devices around them into Flux Gas, which infects one with Nausea and Flux Flu. (a scaled-down version of Flux Phage.)
As the vent is a device I myself invented, I shall go more in-depth. Essentially, a crystal cluster in the device absorbs the flux, slowly transforming into Tainted Crystal Clusters. From there, a bit of Liquid Death crystalizes the taint forming on the outer edges of the shards. These crystals are immediately sent via a valve through a Vis Filter, slightly purifying it, into a miniature Alchemical Furnace, which melts it down into essentia. At this point, the essentia is vented out of the top vent. As all thaumaturges know, essentia evaporates upon contact with open air. The slurry of essentia created is immediately vented as Flux Gas, instead of going to an Alembic and being further purified.
I just realized: I am now a god twofold. The void resurrection bit, and my brand new mastery of grimdark power. With this revelation, I restore the pips of the Cthonic Octave and Eightfold Lovecraftia via a modified Repair enchantment.
I use Horrorterror on a random part of the 1WAK Soul.
You burst through a side door, and lock it behind you. As you do so, everybody in the room turns to face you. Carapacians that look like guards, and a Dersite who appears to be a person of high standing. Perhaps a Queen? Oh, yes. You have just formulated a plan. The guards rush towards you. Oh, right. You forgot all players were being hunted because of the night Virnul had. This is going to be interesting. You dodge the guards, and stride towards the Black Queen. All she needs is a brief second, and she has already drawn her lance/cigarette holder. She has the advantage. Dream selves do not have alchemies.
However, you do not need them.
You are a powerful psionic now, remember? Before she can say a word, a blast of violet energy has come through her chest, and out of her back. The guards then rush towards you. Right before they reach you, you grab the Ring. So simple. Oh. The guards attempt to manhandle you, but before they can do so, you awaken, but not without a crack forming on the surface of the band.
I PUT TITANFALL IN ()N FINE. I THEN SPARTAN KICK MIRAJ.
GAM???????: 10/50
The L()rd travels many blocks....
General Magantuar uses his special! He jumps into the air and... splits back into the Magma Cube armies. They fall to the ground, engulfing Miraj, a few constructs, and Enoch. They then fuse back into Magantuar. Magantuar, with the engulfees in him, starts bouncing up and down. The summons inside him take damage from all the moving. After 5 minutes, he spits the summons out.
1 damage!
You can't Fine/Very Fine it! It's already at Level 10!
Blue: Use reacharound on the necrodancer
Fseftr: Use Noah's flood
Florite Octet AND Lapis Lazuli 1/?
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
You look up at the sky uncertainly, and point your fingers at two random spots of it! Two fenestrated walls appear, one painted green, the other painted black! You jump in the middle of them and shatter the black one, light pouring through it. The Godmodder contemplates where you've gone... You race through a small void, reaching the other black portal. You smash through it and end up in a very different Minecraft server...
This one's being populated by Mojang! And the players are all Pro-Godmodder! The Godmodder floats amidst them... You've traveled to your own forum game: Be the Godmodders! You get the players to head through the portal back to GodCraft, causing a reacharound to take place! They all spiral out of the portal and look at the Necrodancer, using their own godmodding powers to tear through it! 30,000 damage!
Once it's done, they exit through the portals, which disappear.
After that's done, you raise up Gib Tsunami to the ceiling, firing a hail of bullets and lasers! When they come back down, they explode, cascading into raindrops! Yet they evaporate upon reaching the heated ground... So you resort to Plan B! You level the weapon at the Blazes, raising the electrical shield! You notice an interface next to it, and decide to touch it. The shield energizes, and fires a torrential blast of water at the Blaze! Although most of it evaporates, the blast kills three Blazes!
Better get these going...
A: 3/50
B: 3/50
+4 from Aegis. +2 to Aegis.
Alright. STAT TWEEK! So basically, 50 post entities now have double health and damage? I'll just double all these values then. All buffed values are in bold.
Miraj: 200,000/200,000 HP
Weakness: ????? And no one will probably ever care enough to find it.
Attacks:
Captivate: applies a status effect, "charmed" to any other entity. This can stack up to 20 times. If she charms an enemy, that enemy cannot intentionally attack her (she can still be hurt by their AOE attacks). Charming an ally means that at any point the ally wishes, they may remove all layers of charmed from themselves and gain HP equal to 10,000 * Charm level.
Passive: When ever she is attacked directly by an enemy or helped by an ally, the other entity has a 33% chance of having 1 layer of charmed applied to them.
Lucario, or Fordwing HP: 60,000/60,000 with 5 respawns (yes, OP. just wait.)
When he has taken more than 20,000 damage, instead of doing a normal attack on him, an enemy may attempt to KO him. The percentage chance of this working is equal to (damage taken) / 400. For the simple way to find that out, take the damage he has taken, knock off 3 zeros, then multiply by 2.5. For example, if he has taken 30,000 damage, the chance of a KO being successful is equal to 30% * 2.5 or 75%. Thus, if he has taken 40,000 damage or more, a KO is sure to work. 50,000HP * 5 Respawns = 200,000 HP
Attacks:
Aura Sphere: Deals 10,000 unavoidable damage (not to the Godmodder of course). What I mean by unavoidable is that it will ignore other entity's gimmicks that affect necessary attack order. So it ignores things like the meat shield (which, may I add, is massively overpowered)
Counter: For the rest of the turn, whenever Fordwing take damage, he deals half of that damage back to the attacker.
Flash Cannon: Deals 5,000 avoidable damage and causes the next attack on the target to mini-crit.
Passive: Steadfast: If something (non story related) stuns him and prevents him from attacking, he will be able to attack twice next turn.
Final: "Witness the [fairly useless] power of the aura...": Deals MASSIVE damage to one enemy with a massive inferno of pure soul energy. But due to its horrific rate of turn, it can only be used on very slow or very stupid targets.
Now that I've actually got the game (took forever to download...), I know that this has been scrapped. So replace that with...
Final: Mega form: for the next 3 turns, Fordwing deals double damage due to having adaptability (one of the best abilities in the game) and cannot be KO'd. He ascends once the effect wears off.
Miraj charm target: Fordwing
Fordwing : Aura sphere onto the 1-WAK's mouth. Pity charm doesn't work on it. I needed that for my plans of world domin- er, peace and happiness. I fire a spray of light at it from the Staff of Ysera.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Splash venom potion O0O Splash potion of Frostbite = ??? 2/3
Golden Carrot > fine = diamond carrot done
Potion of Nectar + 1
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 (+20 from pure heart charge) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x
Well, not EXACTLY doubled... But, alright. Stats modified!
DIAMOND CARROT: A carrot forged from solid diamond. Probably inedible.
POST 1;
Twilight Tank Chassis -c Quantum Conch Thruster = Conch's Chassis (3/4). MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
Hmmm... I do FORTH || Floppy Disk. Monitor && IO Expander && Disk Drive && CPU && Backplane && 8k RAM Module && Essence of Redpower. EXECUTE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE: NULL & VOID. TARGET: 1WAK SOUL. LOCATION: WHEREEVER I CAN ACTUALLY EFFECT IT.
Tubas ==> EXECUTE: ERELYESOUL...
hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehheh A replica of the Alternate Erelyesoul is squeezed out of the mycelium lens of the tuba. It glows with a radiant aura... an endless stream of HEHs pour out. The soul has been waiting for it's moment. The aura causes millions of Alternate Erelyesouls to appear from every doomed timeline. hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehhhehhehheh All the Alternate Erelyesouls stream into the 1WAK Soul's mouth... lets see what this can do.
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...___... ...___... ...___...
SA|||||
|||VE\|
VO||ID|
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 200/1000 AQUA: 200/1000 TERRA: 200/1000 AER: 200/1000 ORDO: 200/1000 PERDITO: 200/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Erelysouled Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR, ERELYESOUL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII ERELYESOUL: IIIIIIIIII
You can't really alchemize programming languages...
And I also said earlier that you shouldn't really alchemize a ton of items in one recipe!
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NULL AND VOID
You throw a Null Crystal into the air, then some Pure Void Energy! Wielding special gloves as to not get the raw materials on you and suffer the consequences, you fuse the two together to form an odd, grey crystal that fluctuates rapidly! It looks very unstable... You quickly chuck it into the Soul's Mouth! 7,500 damage!
...The Soul grows dim. Its body changes to a dull purple color... Eventually, it roars, and a huge purple laser beam spews out of its horribly scarred mouth! All the Alternate Erelyes fly out of it, badly mutilated! It appears they failed to take over the Soul, but they didn't go without a fight... 25,000 damage!
"You've been outscaled. A big bad nightmare creature, oooh so intimidating! EXCEPT NOT! LOOK AT YOU!"
Overworld: Another twelve thousand drones add their firepower into the mix, backed up by one of the abstract creatures. Hundreds of thousands of ammunition cartridges clatter on the ground, covering it almost completely. The symphony of gunfire occasionally gives way to Holy elemental blasts from the abstract creature.
Nether: My drone there cleans up the remaining pigmen.
I stuff a CORN COB into a cannon, and fire it at the Godmodder.
The CORN COB is fired with such force, that it bursts into flames midflight!
The CORN COB crashes into the Godmodder's armor, then explodes into POPCORN.
Little did the Godmodder know that every single last piece of POPCORN was actually filled with SNAKES, which jump our and slide into the Godmodder's armor, then bite him rapidly!
Did I mention that all the snakes have a deadly venom?
The Godmodder enchants his armor to have Mirrorism -1, which causes any item (that is not the Godmodder or anything in his inventory) to instantly get knockbacked off of him, dying! Therefore, all the popcorn suffers that fate. The snakes do nothing.
Multi-Powersuit 9/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 43/50
Gate HPs: 20.000/20.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Blue energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 50% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 23/30
HPs: 120.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows to charge! (Charges: 2)
I use COMBAT OPERANDI - OBJECTION on 1waks mouth!
You snap your fingers, and suddenly, you and the Soul are in a court! The Godmodder is the judge, and the players are the jury! The Godmodder, obviously confused, decides to play his part and uses the Banhammer as the gavel. He then proceeds to list a number of things that the Soul is guilty for, such as necromancy, deceit, bypassing the afterlife, et cetera. Just as the Soul is about to say that he is innocent, you stand up, point your finger at it accusingly, and yell as loud as you can, "OBJECTION!" You then proceed to show incriminating evidence to the Godmodder!!!
The jury gasps. The Soul's really in hot water now. The Godmodder turns to glare at the Soul. The court is stacked against him, the evidence, obvious. He proclaims the beast guilty. The punishment: Banhammered. The Godmodder, Banhammer blazing, brutally attacks the Mouth! He carves a trail of pure fire throughout it, knocking it out of the courtroom and into the sky! Mouth destroyed!
Closer still, it is possible to see the outlines of hangar doors, many small ones for utility craft and small anti-assault fighters, some twenty mass-storage bays for midsize craft, and taking up a section of the aft, two to a side, the four massive one-ship hangars for my planned Men-o'-war, my Battleships, kilometers long and wide...
Three of four sit empty, or contain mere frameworks, but Grand Hangar 01 contains the MPV Anachronism, complete and waiting the order to launch...
My small four-man shuttle approaches a minor docking port, allowing me access to a service tunnel, unpressurized, of course, for what would be the point, with a crew of machines...
The cramped hull-examination tunnel soon gives way to a minor thoroughfare, then a storage bay, then a major passage, leading inward, where I jump aboard a small electric tram heading my way...
After nearly a quarter hour at the tram's speed, I jump off at an entrance to Administration and Crew Quarters, the one pressurization-capable area of the Manufactory, though mostly still in vacuum, without a biological crew, and the main route to the Bridge...
Since you ask, I was trying to hit Enoch, but the accelerators gave the slug a slight horizontal spin, causing it to miss the intended target.
>GAHMD IS RELOADING... 1/3
Dynamic Deathbringer 7/11
Velocity's Craft 4/4
Velocity's Craft -c GESE Emblem 1/4 {I hope you read my description, it has some relevancy.}
RPLS-SH 20/50
Esoteric Tinkering 4/50 {Erelye}
+1 to Erelye and Piono!
I charge Enoch and deliberately get into a fistfight, taking advantage of my power armour and invincibility to get in a few good hits!
Oh, these memories... Who am I? For surely these are not mine... Surely this cannot be, what has... No... Who is the Demon? For if... I cannot think properly, in the constant rush of combat...
Ah.
VELOCITY'S CRAFT: A powerful spaceship equipped with massive hypervelocity cannons that can accelerate their ammunition to massive speeds before firing, creating massive explosions! The engines also appear to run on the same technology...
Velocity's Craft -c GESE Emblem = European Explorer (1/4)
I toss a giant can of shaving cream into the 1WAK mouth, causing it to gain SHAVING CREAM POWERS!!!
I then set it on fire.
WHY IS SHAVING CREAM SO FLAMMABLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(So what powers did it actually obtain from the shaving cream... turns out the flammability was it. What a crappy superpower.)
Neural Deactivation 14/50 (+1 from Amp and Gerbil)
12/20 (+1 from Leon)
Vis Relay && Arcane Singularity && Flux Vent || Piston 4/???
Pnakotic Manuscripts 6/6!
Advanced Psionics Manual 6/6!
+1 to Amp and Leon.
I examine the two new collections of knowledge, and read the Advanced Psionics Manual. Not the Pnakotic Manuscripts. I know what happened to the last person who read them. They are currently screaming in a mental hospital.
I record the effects the Alternate Me-s have on the 1WAK in the traditional hellscholar flesh bound tome with the black tears of fifty thousand real occultists. Who knew severed heads still had functioning tear glands?
I do Midnight Crew Poster && Gunwand 1/???.
It could be useful. Who knows?
Looking around Skaia once more, you see utter chaos. It appears as if somebody had dropped a few antimatter warheads on the place. Currently, the others seem preoccupied with severing the... why does the King have nine heads? He had one when you were knocked unconscious! As you reach for Aristotle's Twig, you realize you have the ring of the Black Queen. Hmm...
PNAKOTIC MANUSCRIPTS: Wait, you already have these...
ADVANCED PSIONICS MANUAL: It appears to be a book explaining advanced techniques involving psionic power. Perhaps you could learn to use these in combat?
Midnight Crew Poster && Gunwand = Black Jack (Level 2: 1/3)
Combat Operandi: Snake Eyes on 1WAK's mouth, or if that's dead, its body. In the Nether, a violent orchid blast blasts out of my eyes and into the Wall of Thorns, but is repelled and hits RAGE instead.
> The_Serpent: COMBAT OPERANDI => SNAKE EYES
You expend 1 of every Sacred Item.
You stare down the beaten Mouth and take out your Corrosive Crystals. You prepare to roll them, but all the luck is sucked out of the attack. The dice fall to your feet.
I expend 3 holy mackerel gammas to activate a Fishtech skill on 1WAK.
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 9 -3 from use
Okay.
You start to do a fishtech, but the Godmodder pulverizes it into the dust! He thinks we should avoid the whole "tech" moves and just focus on Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi. We don't want this getting too complicated!
Oy. Goomba. Only 3 charges. The charge cap hasn't changed. READ THE LAST TWINPOST.
Might as well stake this claim.
SB&HJ 18/50 x2
Apathy 3/3 I overwhelm an entity with complete nonchalance. This causes them to not attack.
Catenative Lollypopper 9/9
Clockwork Contraption 3/??
Cuetet 3/??
I ask the cueball whether the Godmodder has any great fears anymore. *shakes majyyks looks*
I poke the Meatshield.
I challenge the Godmodder to a Meatshield damaging contest.
You hit the Construct Squad! They will not attack this turn.
CATENATIVE LOLLIPOPPER: A cobalt lollipop. Attached to one side of it is a bubble containing eight D8s, which are rolled using loathsome pop-a-matic bubble-based technology.
JUST THE ONE.
1 damage! The Godmodder rejects your challenge! He wouldn't harm one of his own entities...
Neural Deactivation 16/50 (+1 from Leon)
14/20 (+1 from Leon)
Vis Relay && Arcane Singularity && Flux Vent || Piston 5/???
Midnight Crew Poster && Gunwand 2/???
+1 to Amp and Leon.
Hmm... I do Deck of Cards && Eldritch Tentacle.
I use Combat Operandi: Woegothics on the maw of the 1WAK, or on 1WAK itself if the mouth has perished.
(Twin, I advise you note this part of my backstory. Just the singular post. It could give you an idea.)
Suddenly, you hear an absolutely... horrific shriek. As you cover your ears, you see the other four of you collapse and fall out of the sky, blood flowing freely from their major facial pores. You close your eyes tight, and wait until it subsides.
You open your eyes, and see that the King is left standing. You raise your head slowly, your glasses glinting in the light of the fires around. Your friends are going to bleed out. There is only one thing you think you can do. Unfurling your balled fist, you reveal the ring of the Black Queen to the King. As you do so, he roars, and begins to shriek once more.
Begins. Not starts.
You place the ring on your finger. Then, you channel energy through it, activating your most powerful possible attack.
Gray Parsec
Tendrils of gray energy begin to leak from the ring, sparking off violet lightning. The energy quickly extends from your raised hand, at 3.26 times the speed of light. At this velocity, the tendrils leap across the planet in a matter of seconds, and then to the planets. The King looks at you in slight surprise. The entire sky of the Battlefield is caught in what appears to be a mesh of tendrils and purple lightning. This similarly occurs to the six planets, Derse, and Prospit, though you cannot see them currently. These tendrils leap through space, piercing though unfortunate things in their way. As this occurs, a stray tendril ends up going through the King, and he has a small fit of agony. You would too, if eight of your heads just exploded from psionic strain. However, you only have one head. The fact that you were able to use this attack whatsoever is a testament to your precision and knowledge. Or, the energy drawn from the crack in the ring, if you are not up for being momentarily self-indulgent.
Multi-Powersuit 10/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 44/50
Gate HPs: 20.000/20.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Blue energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 50% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 24/30
HPs: 120.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows to charge! (Charges: 3)
I attack the Necrodancer using Malleo Dei!
Taking the quick route through Crew Sector, I pass through... What? Why is there a Cryogenics chamber here? This isn't in the... >H3r0br1n3 read; Manufactory.plan. THIS IS IN THE PLAN?! I DID NOT-
H3h. You d1d, sir. I'm quit3 sure y0u did. I s4w you. Of cour5e, which you d1d I se3?
Wh... What? I... I don't... Huh?
W3ll, thi5 is really ra7her droll, is it not... Hehehe.
WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHICH ME?!
Th3re are two of you. Or wer3. Heh. The other one's dead now, at least most of the way.
I... There... Wat.
Th3 self seen thr0ugh a twisted m1rror... Such 4 strange thing...
N0t to worry, I am loy4l to wh0ever'5 in charg3 of this orbital scrapheap, not some preexisting concep7 of "original". Heh.
I charge all my charges. And +1 Erelye and Piono.
And also *feed* the 1WAK an atom bomb. Not a primed bomb, just a bomb. Trying to give it an ability.
You give the Soul the ability to unleash a nuclear blast at the end of the turn! Good job!
Using the powers of the Nether, I do the most powerful thing I can think of! Activating Malevolence Maniacal Level 10, then slicing 1WAKS mouth with Diablo. ... What?
I THR()W TITANFALL INT() 1WAKS M()UTH. IT B()()MERANGS RIGHT BACK.
GAM???????: 11/50
That wouldn't work! It crits your attacks NEXT turn!
Blue: Use colormatic on the necrodancer
Fseftr: Use bt:ultramarine
Florite Octet AND Lapis Lazuli 2/?
This will almost definitely be over the alchemy level limit, but...
Model Battlefield AND Player Voodoo Doll Set AND Entity Voodoo Doll Set 1/?
You know... You don't just have to constantly use the same Battle Techniques over and over. That's not much fun.
Model Battlefield && Player Voodoo Doll Set && Entity Voodoo Doll Set = Update Terminal (Level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001)
When something takes longer to make than the First Guardian version of me, you know you've done something wrong.
I decide to blast General Magantuar with a high-power water cannon!
And then, the cannon malfunctions and begins firing LIQUID EXPLOSIVES.
Next attack on General Magantuar that can set off the explosives will deal extra damage!
The water cannon deals 8,000 damage, and the explosives will be set off by the next attack to hit the General, critting it!
I use Battle Cry to boost the speed and attack rate of the AG entities around me.
Sword Damage: 115K/150K
Constructs: 1/3
> ninjatwist321: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BATTLE CRY
You stand on top of a nearby hill, raising your weapons and issuing an inspiring battle cry that rallies up the AG entities! All their attacks this turn will mini-crit!
Multi-Powersuit 11/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Power vortex gate 45/50
Gate HPs: 20.000/20.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Blue energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 50.000/50.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 50% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 25/30
HPs: 120.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows to charge! (Charges: 4)
I attack the Necrodancer using the Nucelar Crystallbow!
The triangle guy has been flipped over! Enough energy to cause body to flip over...
A: 6/50
B: 6/50
+4 (I think) from Zerithos. +2 back.
@Leonstar: you can try carrots, but they aren't her weakness. In fact, the diamond carrot I'm making is to heal her. She's based on actual mythology. Obscure mythology, yes, but still mythology.
@Maniac: stop hitting my guys! What have they done to you? Nothing... Yet...
Miraj charm target: Change target to Magnataur to stop it from beating on the poor defenseless bunny.
Fordwing : keep target
It occurs to me that I've never used one of my special tech texts yet. So... I use... Emerald fire lvl 2 on the 1-WAK and see what happens.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Splash venom potion O0O Splash potion of Frostbite = ??? done
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 1/?
I wonder... Splash potion of critmist > fine 1/?
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 () --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x
Splash Potion of Venom O0O Splash Potion of Frostbite = Splash Potion of Chilling (3/3)
Diamond Carrot && Potion of Nectar = Nectar Carrot (Level 5: 1/6)
Splash Potion of Critmist > Fine = Splash Potion of Critmist II (Level 2: 1/3)
SPLASH POTION OF CHILLING: A potion that is a sickly shade of blue. Upon impact, the target is poisoned, cannot move, and their blood slowly freezes, rendering their body inoperable. Be careful you don't get any on yourself!
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/2 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
The Godmodder counters with a U storm! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
14/50 Uberghast A + 1 fseftr
14/50 Uberghast B + 1 fseftr
5/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' the ShoohS out of the Kirby Soul thingamabob.
"Main weapon update time."
Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = ??? (1/?)
Helpin' fseftr twice.
---
Strange Hippocrates
33% Ubercharge
0% MMMPH
The Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = The Crimson Handshake (Level 7: 1/8)
General Magantuar uses Cube Absorption, dealing 5,000 damage to Miraj, killing a Rock Construct, and dealing 1 damage to Enoch!
The Soul keels backwards, its aura completely solidifying into a solid, black form! Its empty eye socket glowers menacingly at you, its mouth completely torn away! It's only barely hanging on at this point... You can see visions of its inside, full of orange of yellow solids, and a glowing white core! The storm clouds above it turn solid red, as it roars one final time, completely shredding its skin open!
Is it... over?
You all stare at the boss uncertainly. Then, with a horrifying screech, it rises anew! What was previously a long cut has led to half of the boss's form being cut away. Blood drips from it, pooling on the ground beneath it and falling back into the Pit. The hole offers sight into the depths of the creature, revealing layers of skin, each with eyes peering from them. At the very middle of the creature is a white core. It seems to glare ominously at you... Before you can prepare yourselves to attack it, it flashes green and fires a nuclear blast at you, shredding all Wood and Steel Constructs!
You've beaten the Mouth! Now attack the Core! Once you do, the boss will be gone for good, locked back in whatever infernal realm it was stored in previously!
Doze deals 1 damage to Enoch! The Necrodancer uses Musical Assault, dealing a critted 15,000 damage to Magantuar and 1 damage to Enoch! Miraj uses Captivate on Lucario, Charming it! Lucario uses Aura Sphere, dealing 10,000 damage to the Core!
Enoch and the Godmodder deal 110,000 damage to General Magantuar!
The Wither Skeletons kill two Zombie Pigmen! Rage kills engie_ninja and Phobos! The Nether mobs kill a Wither Skeleton and deal 6,000 damage to fseftr! The remaining Zombie Pigmen kills itself from Fear! 2 Blazes and a Ghast die from Fear!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 53,000/300,000. Cube Absorption: IIII
Like I said. Addiction is a powerful thing.
Oh jeez. Hypernova.I am clenching so hard right now. That's not a field wipe, is it?
SB&HJ 19/50 x2
Candy Corn Liquor 1/25
My COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE DANCE FLOOR continues to be a thing that is happening. It will likely never stop keep happening. Until the Necrodancer is slain.
That being said, I pop Cascade in. Because Homestuck. This will always be a legitimate reason.
Justice's Delight 1/9
Doctor's Dice 1/9
Troll Pins && 12d12 (Rex Duodecad Angelus) 1/?? Because hey.
I take the Combatdice and combine them with a pair of gloves to create a pair of INCREDIBLY ZILLY STUDDED DIEGLOVES. I then proceed to punch the Core with them.
I use STROKE OF TWELVE on 1WAKS's Core.
Assuming that the Cherubim Colossus is slightly different from a Combat Operandi/Battle Technique, I use it on the Core.
I ask the cue ball what Doc Scratch is doing. *blah*
Oh, okay then, sounds good. Or could it be gradually adding more and more elemental powers? That one sounds more fun.
I finish Superosque
6/11 for Vi Naturae
6/11 for Navitas Nox
31/50 for Vulcanos
14/15 for charged attack
Also, the first of my 'trolling' alchemies. I know I can't make this, so humor me. Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque. To summarize, level 10 sword that's best described as the physical incarnation of rule of cool, with level 10 air, water, fire and earth magic, for a total of 50 levels being channeled into the alchemy. Rapture had 65. What would this sword of incredible awesomeness be called, and how overpowered would it be? (Basically, give me the results like you do when someone regularly tries something that ends up being over-level)
Phobos respawns.
piono rolls his eyes and uses Northern Wind once more, this time aimed specifically at the Core.
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=TURN ONE=
=SONG= -> SECRET SONG (SO SECRET, Three random entities are inflicted with A SECRET STATUS EFFECT for three turns)
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE into the Necrodancer, for the heals.
=COMMAND=
The NECRODANCER uses Necromancy, summoning some random minions!
DOZE takes his hat back, and then attacks OWAKS.
The summoned minions will attack OWAKS.
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Talist, I've given both you and Ereyle two charges, thank you for the two back, I promise they won't be wasted.
Also, Twin, I envy you and your skills! Keep up the amazing work!
By the way, Erelye, I haven't forgotten the madness curse you inflicted on me, and I think I should thank you for it! Although I warn you to next time check if your target will be affected by your magic the way you think it will...
/null EDIT:
Well, it appears I missed a few charges with my castle in total, so I'll add 7 posts to bring the total to 45, I'll think of something to add to it in the meantime!
1/7 P structure, final form! (maybe) +2 from Talist (3/7)
7/20 WEITT
11/11 Luncacy
2/3 Air Elemental Orb
3/4 Volcanic Elemental Orb
New charge! The construction bot does >fine Earth Elemental Orb
The cloaked man raises the Sunspot (how did he get it?! Ugh, I bet it's more time travel shenanigans) and shows his true power! Several copies of him appear across the battlefield and multiply as they charge towards the 1WAKS; upon reaching the 1WAKS they all attack at the same time, seeming to go through the core of the beast. However, as the 13th copy makes contact with the soul all the other copies disappear, revealing that the 13th was the original the whole time! After piercing the core of the 1WAKS he flashes down to the battlefield and sees the Quantum Octave. Realizing what the dice are supposed to be, he carves ∞ symbols in place of pips on the dice, (hopefully) restoring the power of the dice.
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I start to move on the floor, as if trapped in a bad dream.
I inscribe a Glyph of Negation on the ground, and see what happens when I fire the Lancer through the area above it!
The Chaos Dragon (remember him?) coughs on Enoch. With chaos breath.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
7/11 for Vi Naturae
7/11 for Navitas Nox
1/? for wand OR raw lightning magic
32/50 for mega attack, seeing as how it occurs to me that Vulcanos wouldn't get summoned until it no longer mattered,
I finish the charged attack
piono uses Battle Technique: Hammer Time Lvl:5 on the Core.
Phobos uses Superosque on the magma cubes to solidify them and make them more susceptible to damage.
Maniac: Clippy 'be'd Project Binary. That's probably not grammatically correct but whatever.
I attempt to combine some Combatdice with shoes to create Catenative Cleats. This, of course, is a name I came up with in my head because I am clearly not using alchemy. Regardless, I jump on the Core with them.
I ask the cue ball what attack would deal damage to the Godmodder right now. *bluh bluh laser glasses*
SB&HJ 20/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 2/30
Rex Duodecad Angelus 2/??
Doctor's Crystals 5/9
Justice's Delight 2/9
You know, does the Thyme hold power after the end of BitF?
Darkest Night, meet Brightest Day. I let 1WAKS's Core see the glorious SUNRISE.
What did Clippy exactly do with the "ultimate power of WAA"?
I jump into the core. Revenge time. With malevolence Maniacal coursing through my veins, I use Blaze It level 10 on the core of 1WAKS.
I GET A SN()BALL LAUNCHER. I FIRE IT RIGHT AT LUCARI()'S FACE!
GAM???????: 12/50
Clippy became Project Binary. This allowed you to see Bill and PB's conversation and deal. You normally wouldn't have been able to see it because both Bill and PB would instantly be able to tell if YOU became them, and lock you out of the conversation. The_Serpent tried to be Bill, but couldn't for this reason.
Overworld: Swarms of SINS OF MY PAST charge into the core in a suicidal rush, while drones fill the skies to the point where an eclipse temporarily happens to position themselves for a devastating bombardment.
Eclipse Bombardment: [1/3]
Nether: CONNECTION LOST...
{Hm. I wonder if that Nitrogen Gun will explode soon... I hope it does just so I can record Rage's reaction. Hopefully he quits.}
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Neural Deactivation 18/50 (+1 from Zerithos)
16/20 (+1 from Zerithos)
Flux Transformation Piston 6/6!
Black Jack 3/3!
Joker's Wild 2/11
+1 to Zerithos x2.
You know, Twin, the way all First Guardians (except for Scratch) format their name is technically incorrect. There should be no white letters. They are not Mister Vanilla Milkshake. The reason this is obvious is due to the way the name Snowman was formatted. You know, the black o representing her place in the Felt. Scratch was the cue ball, and thus had a white o.
I blast this as a wave of energy (amplified by a bit of Maelstrombound) towards the Core.
Oh, yes. I examine the new alchemies.
Ouch. That sure took quite a bit of energy out of you. By that, I mean you suddenly lose the ability to stand, and collapse, crawling towards the others. You must see if they are alive. Feeling for pulses, you acknowledge they are all indeed alive. Whew. Now, they merely need an incentive-not any more. You are certain the bang that comes with the falling of eight giant heads to the ground shall work. You crawl a bit further, and pull off the cracked ring, briefly holding it in your hand. Then, the others spring into action, waking up and attacking indiscriminately. At this, you slip the ring into your pocket, and attempt to rise to the ground. However, your legs give and you grab the first thing you can see to support yourself. You aid in the fight, blasting a shockwave of violet energy out of the Twigs. The King looks very sore...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The runes etched into my metallic arms begin to glow with holy light encircling me in celestial aura and causing discomfort to entities using negative or dark energies.
Celestial Bomb King: 10% complete.
Mantra of Eternal Life (summon) [1/3]
//The last time I posted this it was removed as spam - this could be because I attempted to essentially post three posts in one (something which I later found out to be illegal). If this is not the case and there is still something wrong with the post please tell me instead of removing/reporting it - that way I can avoid making the same mistake twice.
Two kind of vague hints:
Friendship, a manboy fandom
Salem's supposed cause
Huh. Hope I'm right, cause if I'm not I'll feel kind of foolish.
/nullhint?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Meme Dream Team XD 6/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 6/50
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma 6/7
NEW QUASIBOX PLUTO && DOOMBRINGER = ??? 1/??
I CALEDFWTCH OWAKS!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/2
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 11/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
HMAS Ship: 23/50
Vengeance: 40/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Ion Cannon 1/2
Blue: Use planetcracker on the necrodancer
Fseftr: Attack
Florite Octet AND Lapis Lazuli 3/?
Model Battlefield AND Player Voodoo Doll Set AND Entity Voodoo Doll Set 2/?
Lunar Magic: 4/64
Spritetool: 2/32 *ON HOLD*
Blocktool Super Deluxe: 2/32 *ON HOLD*
Addmusic: 2/32 *ON HOLD*
Asar: 2/32 *ON HOLD*
I aeiou and sometimes y in the godmodder's face.
14/50 Uberghast B + 1 fseftr
5/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Steel Crackin' the ShoohS out of the Kirby Soul thingamabob.
"Main weapon update time."
Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = ??? (1/?)
Helpin' fseftr twice.
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33% Ubercharge
0% MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
With any luck my deleted post will be restored
However does anyone have any tips on what triggers the spam filter.
That's two days already I've missed thinking my posts were done and I cant post anything else until I have at least a guess as to whats causing it.
(could it be a percentage sign?)
Okay, just... wow. If you had been paying ANY attention to the thread over the past few months, you would know that now, you have to earn Combat Operandi. You can't just make them up on the spot. In addition to that, there's no getting around the charge cap! Seriously! What's so hard to get about that! You can only charge an attack/entity for up to 50 posts! The entire attack (and the charges) are null and void. You're not getting them back.
Poseidon's Culler || Gauntlet && Earthquake Rune = The Tide's Fist (Level 10: 1/11)
I know that's what you meant. And I was saying that I'm not going to be able to do that. What I CAN do is make the next Battle Technique you earn revolve around using your elemental alchemies.
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => NORTHERN WIND
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can execute the command, since you didn't specify a target! That could have been disastrous!
Phobos kills a Zombie Pigman!
Nice... :|
Inventive Inventory && Timetables || Rifle = Clockwork Contrivance (Level 11: 1/12)
Cue Ball && Fluorite Octet = Doctor's Crystals (Level 8: 1/9)
Okay, you get two more Confusions.
1 damage!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CLOCKBREAKER
You summon the Midnight Crew, which works, since they're not just from Homestuck; they originated in Problem Sleuth! By painting your skin in black and adopting all four of their card suits onto your real suit, they accept you as a member of their gang and grant you mastery over their shadow-based magic! You then materialize about a thousand clocks over the Soul's mouth, suspended only by your magic, and get the Midnight Crew to break every single one! The remains damage the Mouth, and promptly explode in a ball of green fire! 8,000 damage!
Carcinogenesis deals 10,000 damage!
You insert the ! The clouds suddenly flash multiple colors, casting a rainbowed glow on the entities below. Why are they doing that? Well, it's a secret...
It was already changed to the Secret Song!
You capture some of the Soul's unholy darkness! Your blade glows a sickly red... You unleash Dark, Life, Void, Fire, Ice and Poison on the Necrodancer's minions, killing them both!
Remember? You can only have three charges going on at once!
You snap out of Trickster mode, but are now in a nasty hangover. As such, you can only charge this turn...
Okay.
Guitar >= Zillymiter =< Banjo of Zillymoosk
16,000 damage to the Mouth!
Cherubim Colossus x2. You duplicate it successfully.
1 damage!
He just did! And he's paid the price... It looks like Clippy's vanished from the Battlefield. He burnt himself out.
Vis Relay && Arcane Singularity && Flux Vent || Piston = Flux Transformation Piston (Level 5: 3/6)
The pips are restored!
You aim for the Soul's ear, which doesn't even exist! Therefore, it murders you.
1 damage!
You can't Fine/Very Fine it! It's already at Level 10!
4,000 damage to Miraj!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
You look up at the sky uncertainly, and point your fingers at two random spots of it! Two fenestrated walls appear, one painted green, the other painted black! You jump in the middle of them and shatter the black one, light pouring through it. The Godmodder contemplates where you've gone... You race through a small void, reaching the other black portal. You smash through it and end up in a very different Minecraft server...
This one's being populated by Mojang! And the players are all Pro-Godmodder! The Godmodder floats amidst them... You've traveled to your own forum game: Be the Godmodders! You get the players to head through the portal back to GodCraft, causing a reacharound to take place! They all spiral out of the portal and look at the Necrodancer, using their own godmodding powers to tear through it! 30,000 damage!
Once it's done, they exit through the portals, which disappear.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
After that's done, you raise up Gib Tsunami to the ceiling, firing a hail of bullets and lasers! When they come back down, they explode, cascading into raindrops! Yet they evaporate upon reaching the heated ground... So you resort to Plan B! You level the weapon at the Blazes, raising the electrical shield! You notice an interface next to it, and decide to touch it. The shield energizes, and fires a torrential blast of water at the Blaze! Although most of it evaporates, the blast kills three Blazes!
Fluorite Octet && Lapis Lazuli = Lazuli Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Well, not EXACTLY doubled... But, alright. Stats modified!
DIAMOND CARROT: A carrot forged from solid diamond. Probably inedible.
You can't really alchemize programming languages...
And I also said earlier that you shouldn't really alchemize a ton of items in one recipe!
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => NULL AND VOID
You throw a Null Crystal into the air, then some Pure Void Energy! Wielding special gloves as to not get the raw materials on you and suffer the consequences, you fuse the two together to form an odd, grey crystal that fluctuates rapidly! It looks very unstable... You quickly chuck it into the Soul's Mouth! 7,500 damage!
...The Soul grows dim. Its body changes to a dull purple color... Eventually, it roars, and a huge purple laser beam spews out of its horribly scarred mouth! All the Alternate Erelyes fly out of it, badly mutilated! It appears they failed to take over the Soul, but they didn't go without a fight... 25,000 damage!
9,000 damage to the Mouth!
Zombie Pigman killed!
The Godmodder enchants his armor to have Mirrorism -1, which causes any item (that is not the Godmodder or anything in his inventory) to instantly get knockbacked off of him, dying! Therefore, all the popcorn suffers that fate. The snakes do nothing.
Okay.
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => OBJECTION
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
You snap your fingers, and suddenly, you and the Soul are in a court! The Godmodder is the judge, and the players are the jury! The Godmodder, obviously confused, decides to play his part and uses the Banhammer as the gavel. He then proceeds to list a number of things that the Soul is guilty for, such as necromancy, deceit, bypassing the afterlife, et cetera. Just as the Soul is about to say that he is innocent, you stand up, point your finger at it accusingly, and yell as loud as you can, "OBJECTION!" You then proceed to show incriminating evidence to the Godmodder!!!
The jury gasps. The Soul's really in hot water now. The Godmodder turns to glare at the Soul. The court is stacked against him, the evidence, obvious. He proclaims the beast guilty. The punishment: Banhammered. The Godmodder, Banhammer blazing, brutally attacks the Mouth! He carves a trail of pure fire throughout it, knocking it out of the courtroom and into the sky! Mouth destroyed!
Ah.
VELOCITY'S CRAFT: A powerful spaceship equipped with massive hypervelocity cannons that can accelerate their ammunition to massive speeds before firing, creating massive explosions! The engines also appear to run on the same technology...
Velocity's Craft -c GESE Emblem = European Explorer (1/4)
1 damage to Enoch!
The shaving cream powers result in it combusting the shaving cream and firing a beam of it at you! The massive fire beam scorches you to dust!
Mounth? What's that?
You swap hats with Doze! He glances at you, looking a bit angered. You equip DOZE'S HAT.
...I think so, actually. That's my mistake. Here:
NinjaV24: The End (Level 10: 1/11)
Handmaid: Aries Pendant
Singless: Cancer Pendant
ARIES PENDANT: A pendant of a rust Aries symbol. Worn around the neck.
CANCER PENDANT: A pendant of a grey Cancer symbol. Worn around the neck.
PNAKOTIC MANUSCRIPTS: Wait, you already have these...
ADVANCED PSIONICS MANUAL: It appears to be a book explaining advanced techniques involving psionic power. Perhaps you could learn to use these in combat?
Midnight Crew Poster && Gunwand = Black Jack (Level 2: 1/3)
You cannot be the Soul! Only the Soul can be the Soul!
> The_Serpent: COMBAT OPERANDI => SNAKE EYES
You expend 1 of every Sacred Item.
You stare down the beaten Mouth and take out your Corrosive Crystals. You prepare to roll them, but all the luck is sucked out of the attack. The dice fall to your feet.
8,000 damage to Rage!
Okay.
You start to do a fishtech, but the Godmodder pulverizes it into the dust! He thinks we should avoid the whole "tech" moves and just focus on Battle Techniques and Combat Operandi. We don't want this getting too complicated!
Probably Minecraftian? We'll see.
You hit the Construct Squad! They will not attack this turn.
CATENATIVE LOLLIPOPPER: A cobalt lollipop. Attached to one side of it is a bubble containing eight D8s, which are rolled using loathsome pop-a-matic bubble-based technology.
1 damage! The Godmodder rejects your challenge! He wouldn't harm one of his own entities...
Deck of Cards && Eldritch Tentacle = Joker's Wild (Level 10: 1/11)
Ha. Thanks for the idea.
10,000 damage!
You give the Soul the ability to unleash a nuclear blast at the end of the turn! Good job!
That wouldn't work! It crits your attacks NEXT turn!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY => COLORMATIC
20,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE => ULTRAMARINE
3 Zombie Pigmen killed!
You know... You don't just have to constantly use the same Battle Techniques over and over. That's not much fun.
Model Battlefield && Player Voodoo Doll Set && Entity Voodoo Doll Set = Update Terminal (Level 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001)
When something takes longer to make than the First Guardian version of me, you know you've done something wrong.
It doesn't abduct him, but it inflicts the Leech status on him! Lucario will be dealt gradual damage!
8,000 damage to Miraj!
The water cannon deals 8,000 damage, and the explosives will be set off by the next attack to hit the General, critting it!
> ninjatwist321: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BATTLE CRY
You stand on top of a nearby hill, raising your weapons and issuing an inspiring battle cry that rallies up the AG entities! All their attacks this turn will mini-crit!
9,000 damage!
Splash Potion of Venom O0O Splash Potion of Frostbite = Splash Potion of Chilling (3/3)
Diamond Carrot && Potion of Nectar = Nectar Carrot (Level 5: 1/6)
Splash Potion of Critmist > Fine = Splash Potion of Critmist II (Level 2: 1/3)
SPLASH POTION OF CHILLING: A potion that is a sickly shade of blue. Upon impact, the target is poisoned, cannot move, and their blood slowly freezes, rendering their body inoperable. Be careful you don't get any on yourself!
The Soul obliterates it with a piercing disconcerting ogle!
I was wondering where you were! Welcome back.
Quasibox Pluto && Doombringer = Styx's Actuator (Level 13: 1/14)
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ORBITAL DROP - PLANET CRACKER
20,000 damage...
Zombie Pigman killed.
The Godmodder counters with a U storm! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The Black Flag && Red Matter Explosive && Lava = The Crimson Handshake (Level 7: 1/8)
General Magantuar uses Cube Absorption, dealing 5,000 damage to Miraj, killing a Rock Construct, and dealing 1 damage to Enoch!
The Soul keels backwards, its aura completely solidifying into a solid, black form! Its empty eye socket glowers menacingly at you, its mouth completely torn away! It's only barely hanging on at this point... You can see visions of its inside, full of orange of yellow solids, and a glowing white core! The storm clouds above it turn solid red, as it roars one final time, completely shredding its skin open!
Is it... over?
You all stare at the boss uncertainly. Then, with a horrifying screech, it rises anew! What was previously a long cut has led to half of the boss's form being cut away. Blood drips from it, pooling on the ground beneath it and falling back into the Pit. The hole offers sight into the depths of the creature, revealing layers of skin, each with eyes peering from them. At the very middle of the creature is a white core. It seems to glare ominously at you... Before you can prepare yourselves to attack it, it flashes green and fires a nuclear blast at you, shredding all Wood and Steel Constructs!
You've beaten the Mouth! Now attack the Core! Once you do, the boss will be gone for good, locked back in whatever infernal realm it was stored in previously!
Doze deals 1 damage to Enoch! The Necrodancer uses Musical Assault, dealing a critted 15,000 damage to Magantuar and 1 damage to Enoch! Miraj uses Captivate on Lucario, Charming it! Lucario uses Aura Sphere, dealing 10,000 damage to the Core!
Enoch and the Godmodder deal 110,000 damage to General Magantuar!
The Wither Skeletons kill two Zombie Pigmen! Rage kills engie_ninja and Phobos! The Nether mobs kill a Wither Skeleton and deal 6,000 damage to fseftr! The remaining Zombie Pigmen kills itself from Fear! 2 Blazes and a Ghast die from Fear!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
General Magantuar: [H] HP: 53,000/300,000. Cube Absorption: IIII
One-Winged Angel Kirby Soul: [N BOSS] HP: 1,000,000,000,000/1,000,000,000,000. Core: 490,000/500,000. Hypernova: II
Doze: [AG]
Necrodancer: [AG] HP: 56,000/150,000. Slime: 4,000/4,000. Current Song:
Miraj: [AG] HP: 183,000/200,000. Weakness: Unknown.
Lucario: [AG] HP: 56,000/60,000. Respawns: IIIII Charmed: I
Enoch: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Meatshield: 24.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 19/125. Killstreak: 36.
The Nether:
Vault~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 19,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 5,500/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x5.)
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Rage: (FINAL BOSS) HP: 475,000/475,000. Wrath of God: III Armageddon: IIIIIII Regenerates +150,000 HP every turn.
Wall of Thorns: [N] HP: 4,000,000/4,000,000. Regenerates +3,000,000 HP every turn.
Fear: III
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x8.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x13.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x15.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III DISABLED (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII (K4yne)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 4: Diamond Sword. XP: 5,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MIGHTY STRIKE] / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 70,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 5: Halfway's End. XP: 57,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO/LV. 5 - UPHOLSTERIZE] / CHAIR-CRACKER
Combat Chest: ONE FLIP
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 3: Seed's Seeker. XP: 15,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION / PROMINENCE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 3: Shipmaster. XP: 1,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: FORGE STOKER / LUCKBREAKER
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 5: Heart of the Wilds. XP: 2,400/60,000.
Tech Texts: EMERALD FIRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - YSERA'S ARC] / KILL COMMAND
Combat Chest: RENEWAL
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 6: Triangle Guy. XP: 15,987/75,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS / NULL & VOID [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VOID DOUBLE]
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 5: Fish Wrangler. XP: 0/60,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE/LV. 5 - MOONWALK] / DINNERTIME
Combat Chest: FISHKILL (Use with caution!!)
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 8: Aristotle's Pupil. XP: 49,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD]
COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER/LV. 10 - MAELSTROMBOUND]
OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE/LV. 5 - FLUTHLU'S TOUCH/LV. 10 - HORRORTERROR]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 6: Daybreaker. XP: 70,500/80,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL / CLOCKBREAKER [LV. 1/LV. 2 - STROKE OF 12]
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 30,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 3: Yoshi Master. XP: 3,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW / GOOMBA STOMP
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] Lv. 3: Manasmith. XP: 8,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: LIGHTNING CALL / BOOK OF CHANCE
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ekimo3631: [AG] Lv. 1: Veteran. XP: 23,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 9: Cerulean Totality. XP: 73,000/500,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
DOWNPOUR [LV. 1/LV. 2 - RAIN SEASON/LV. 5 - THUNDERCLAP/LV. 10 - NOAH'S FLOOD]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES / REACHAROUND
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 5: Thoughtflower. XP: 23,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER/LV. 5 - STYX STRIKE] / UNAGI STORM
Combat Chest: SNAKE EYES
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 5: Phoenix. XP: 9,650/60,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ/LV. 5 - GREASED LIGHTNING] / CUESTICK GENIUS
Combat Chest: FULLY CHARGED
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 22,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 43,075/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 4: Grey One. XP: 20,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - LIBERTY LAUNCH] / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 8: Armsmaster. XP: 115,000/200,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL]
HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE/LV. 10 - THE SUMMIT]
DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL/LV. 5 - ABSOLUTE ZERO/LV. 10 - TIMESTOPPER]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 122,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 7: Legislator. XP: 55,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS/LV. 10 - ROCKET MAN] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - UNTOUCHABLE] / LOWDOWN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - POLAR OPPOSITE]
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL / OBJECTION
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
26 Hog Slop
21 Elf Tears
17 Pie Filling
17 Weasel Snot
Oh jeez. Hypernova.I am clenching so hard right now. That's not a field wipe, is it?
SB&HJ 19/50 x2
Candy Corn Liquor 1/25
My COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE DANCE FLOOR continues to be a thing that is happening. It will likely never stop keep happening. Until the Necrodancer is slain.
That being said, I pop Cascade in. Because Homestuck. This will always be a legitimate reason.
Justice's Delight 1/9
Doctor's Dice 1/9
Troll Pins && 12d12 (Rex Duodecad Angelus) 1/?? Because hey.
I take the Combatdice and combine them with a pair of gloves to create a pair of INCREDIBLY ZILLY STUDDED DIEGLOVES. I then proceed to punch the Core with them.
I use STROKE OF TWELVE on 1WAKS's Core.
Assuming that the Cherubim Colossus is slightly different from a Combat Operandi/Battle Technique, I use it on the Core.
I ask the cue ball what Doc Scratch is doing. *blah*
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I finish Superosque
6/11 for Vi Naturae
6/11 for Navitas Nox
31/50 for Vulcanos
14/15 for charged attack
Also, the first of my 'trolling' alchemies. I know I can't make this, so humor me. Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque. To summarize, level 10 sword that's best described as the physical incarnation of rule of cool, with level 10 air, water, fire and earth magic, for a total of 50 levels being channeled into the alchemy. Rapture had 65. What would this sword of incredible awesomeness be called, and how overpowered would it be? (Basically, give me the results like you do when someone regularly tries something that ends up being over-level)
Phobos respawns.
piono rolls his eyes and uses Northern Wind once more, this time aimed specifically at the Core.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=SONG= -> SECRET SONG
(SO SECRET, Three random entities are inflicted with A SECRET STATUS EFFECT for three turns)
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE into the Necrodancer, for the heals.
=COMMAND=
The NECRODANCER uses Necromancy, summoning some random minions!
DOZE takes his hat back, and then attacks OWAKS.
The summoned minions will attack OWAKS.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Also, Twin, I envy you and your skills! Keep up the amazing work!
By the way, Erelye, I haven't forgotten the madness curse you inflicted on me, and I think I should thank you for it! Although I warn you to next time check if your target will be affected by your magic the way you think it will...
/null
EDIT:
Well, it appears I missed a few charges with my castle in total, so I'll add 7 posts to bring the total to 45, I'll think of something to add to it in the meantime!
1/7 P structure, final form! (maybe) +2 from Talist (3/7)
7/20 WEITT
11/11 Luncacy
2/3 Air Elemental Orb
3/4 Volcanic Elemental Orb
New charge! The construction bot does >fine Earth Elemental Orb
The cloaked man raises the Sunspot (how did he get it?! Ugh, I bet it's more time travel shenanigans) and shows his true power! Several copies of him appear across the battlefield and multiply as they charge towards the 1WAKS; upon reaching the 1WAKS they all attack at the same time, seeming to go through the core of the beast. However, as the 13th copy makes contact with the soul all the other copies disappear, revealing that the 13th was the original the whole time! After piercing the core of the 1WAKS he flashes down to the battlefield and sees the Quantum Octave. Realizing what the dice are supposed to be, he carves ∞ symbols in place of pips on the dice, (hopefully) restoring the power of the dice.
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I start to move on the floor, as if trapped in a bad dream.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
I inscribe a Glyph of Negation on the ground, and see what happens when I fire the Lancer through the area above it!
The Chaos Dragon (remember him?) coughs on Enoch. With chaos breath.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
34/40
I keep building, although I'm out of stuff to say, so I do it in a boring manner.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
7/11 for Navitas Nox
1/? for wand OR raw lightning magic
32/50 for mega attack, seeing as how it occurs to me that Vulcanos wouldn't get summoned until it no longer mattered,
I finish the charged attack
piono uses Battle Technique: Hammer Time Lvl:5 on the Core.
Phobos uses Superosque on the magma cubes to solidify them and make them more susceptible to damage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I jump into the core. Revenge time. With malevolence Maniacal coursing through my veins, I use Blaze It level 10 on the core of 1WAKS.
I GET A SN()BALL LAUNCHER. I FIRE IT RIGHT AT LUCARI()'S FACE!
GAM???????: 12/50
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I attempt to combine some Combatdice with shoes to create Catenative Cleats. This, of course, is a name I came up with in my head because I am clearly not using alchemy. Regardless, I jump on the Core with them.
I ask the cue ball what attack would deal damage to the Godmodder right now. *bluh bluh laser glasses*
SB&HJ 20/50x2
Candy Corn Liquor 2/30
Rex Duodecad Angelus 2/??
Doctor's Crystals 5/9
Justice's Delight 2/9
You know, does the Thyme hold power after the end of BitF?
Darkest Night, meet Brightest Day. I let 1WAKS's Core see the glorious SUNRISE.
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Clippy became Project Binary. This allowed you to see Bill and PB's conversation and deal. You normally wouldn't have been able to see it because both Bill and PB would instantly be able to tell if YOU became them, and lock you out of the conversation. The_Serpent tried to be Bill, but couldn't for this reason.
But with Waluigi Thyme, anything is possible.
"Huh. A core. Reminds me of me..."
Overworld: Swarms of SINS OF MY PAST charge into the core in a suicidal rush, while drones fill the skies to the point where an eclipse temporarily happens to position themselves for a devastating bombardment.
Eclipse Bombardment: [1/3]
Nether: CONNECTION LOST...
{Hm. I wonder if that Nitrogen Gun will explode soon... I hope it does just so I can record Rage's reaction. Hopefully he quits.}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Neural Deactivation 18/50 (+1 from Zerithos)
16/20 (+1 from Zerithos)
Flux Transformation Piston 6/6!
Black Jack 3/3!
Joker's Wild 2/11
+1 to Zerithos x2.
You know, Twin, the way all First Guardians (except for Scratch) format their name is technically incorrect. There should be no white letters. They are not Mister Vanilla Milkshake. The reason this is obvious is due to the way the name Snowman was formatted. You know, the black o representing her place in the Felt. Scratch was the cue ball, and thus had a white o.
I blast this as a wave of energy (amplified by a bit of Maelstrombound) towards the Core.
Oh, yes. I examine the new alchemies.
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Ouch. That sure took quite a bit of energy out of you. By that, I mean you suddenly lose the ability to stand, and collapse, crawling towards the others. You must see if they are alive. Feeling for pulses, you acknowledge they are all indeed alive. Whew. Now, they merely need an incentive-not any more. You are certain the bang that comes with the falling of eight giant heads to the ground shall work. You crawl a bit further, and pull off the cracked ring, briefly holding it in your hand. Then, the others spring into action, waking up and attacking indiscriminately. At this, you slip the ring into your pocket, and attempt to rise to the ground. However, your legs give and you grab the first thing you can see to support yourself. You aid in the fight, blasting a shockwave of violet energy out of the Twigs. The King looks very sore...