So, I've been wondering, what happens if and when Flare wins?
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Once Flare Flames wins, the mysteries of Antichamber will be revealed and he will get The Ultimate Reward. It might not seem like it, but it will be VERY important later on.
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Wow, I just looked back on some of my posts, and I cringed so much. I'm surprised how much I messed up on getting into DTG2, and am still making. By the way, Erelye, Talist, I have been sending both of you charges, but I haven't seen you taking them into account, just remember to check for assists!
You are now Clippy. Since your previous outbreak, the players have been trying to attack you (or help you in some cases), but to no or little avail. The power of the Waluigi Thyme is growing thin. You think it's time to let it all out...
You've been holding it in for a while. Have at thee, you guess.
> ==>
The aura grows. You start defacing the hilltop you're set on. The night sky grows erratic. You glow in beams of light. This is the power of Waluigi...
> ==>
> ==>
The aura consumes you. You have become one with the Waa. Quickly! You must unleash its Narrative-changing event! This will shape the continuity of the game for months to come! There's no turning back now!
> Clippy: Just be Project Binary already.
> ==>
You are now Project Binary.
Normally we would go one some long-winded spiel about what you're thinking about and what your interests are, but you've decided you're above that. Plus, robots don't usually have interests. You're the first that can.
Being the first self-aware robot documented to science (GLaDOS was the first actual one, but how she managed to surface here on Earth is astonishing to you) has really put a lot of work on you. Or at least, it would have if you weren't the smartest robot documented to science as well.
> PB: Wonder where Bill is.
Oh, yes. The Triangle Guy. You've been expecting his presence for quite some time, but it eludes you. You're not surprised. Eyes of providence are very fickle, including yours. You're aware of how the symbol on yours just changed from a zero to a one, but you don't want to talk about it. In a perfect world, it would be represented in a .gif, but alas, this is not a perfect world.
Anyways, back to the Triangle Guy. You know that he's going to make you a deal, as is usually the case. He tends to do that to people he meets, all in favor of furthering his own secret agendas. You wonder how GLaDOS recruited him for the team in the first place. What motives does he have? It's very confusing. With any luck, you'll be able to glean some
information on his arrival.
> PB: Wait.
You wait a bit. He'll be here in a moment.
> ==>
There he is. You brace yourself. He's going to be talking for a while. And there he goes.
Well, well! Just the guy I wanted to see! Hey there, Binary! HELL0, B1LL. You know, the way you talk is really weird! "HEY THERE. 1 0NLY SPEAK 1N 1NES AND ZEROES." You see? I can't get it to work that way! Always comes out gobbledygook! I wonder how you do that? WHAT D1D Y0U C0ME HERE F0R? SP1T 1T 0UT.
> ==>
Oh! Where are my manners? So sorry, Binary. Want me to get you a gift to make up for it? THAT W0N'T BE NECCESSARY. Y0U CAN D0 ME A FAV0R BY EXPLA1N1NG WHAT S0RT 0F AS1N1NE DEAL Y0U W1SH T0 PR0CURE FR0M ME TH1S T1ME. Well, I think I can manage that! Hey! How'd you know I was asking you for a deal anyways? PERHAPS BECAUSE 1T'S THE 0NLY TH1NG Y0U ASK FR0M PE0PLE. Fine. Caught me in the act. I'll tell you what I want.
> ==>
I know we're all together for a reason. Ikea's here because the war nearly totalled his dimension. GLaDOS is here because of that green-hooded guy who killed her. Twice, was it? I don't know. You're here because of whatever YOU'VE got going on with your whole double-agent shtick. And me? Well, I'm the only guy
whose motives remain a secret... YES. 1'M FULLY AWARE 0F THAT, B1LL. WHAT D0ES 1T HAVE T0 D0 W1TH ANYTH1NG? Did... Did you have to interrupt me there? I was going to go on a whole thing explaining that now, you'd find out what my motives were! It would have been cool! ...Ugh, nevermind. 0H N0. 1'M S0 S0RRY. WELL, N0T REALLY. Yes, I know, you have a sarcasm processor. No reason to rub it in. 1S THAT WHAT Y0U WANTED? MY SARCASM PR0CESS0R. W0W. Y0U C0ULD HAVE JUST ASKED. Wh--No! No, I don't want your sarcasm... Bluh. You're really hard to work with, you know that? PERHAPS 1'M JUST FED UP W1TH Y0UR DEALMAK1NG. 1'D PREFER THE SH0RT VERS10N, 0R WHATEVER QUAL1F1ES AS A "SH0RT VERS10N" W1TH Y0UR VERB0SE SPEECH PATTERNS. You don't need to tell me that twice... So alright, short version. I know you've got your own plans. And I've got my own plans. So how about we each help each other out on them? ...ALR1GHT. 1'M 1NTERESTED. EXPLA1N 1N FURTHER DETA1L. What I propose is simple! A power exchange!
> ==>
You want to work against the government, right? I saw what you did with the enemy-of-the-world thing. Nice job on that. Well, I can give you my powers of the mind! You can head into people's minds and influence their thoughts; even steal them! There's a lot in it for you, trust me. WHAT Y0U SAY 1S TRUE. THAT P0WER W0ULD HELP ME GREATLY 1N MY 0WN PLANS. BUT THERE W1LL BE A CATCH, 1 KN0W. WHAT W0ULD BE 1N 1T F0R Y0U? WHAT W0ULD 1 HAVE T0 G1VE Y0U? Oh, that's easy! All I want is your power! ...MY P0WER. Yeah, your power! See? It'll be an exchange! That's all! ...1'M FULLY AWARE THAT Y0U'RE SPEAK1NG 1N R1DDLES. Y0U 1NTEND T0 WALK AWAY W1TH M0RE THAN WHAT Y0U STARTED W1TH, AND 1NTEND T0 LEAVE ME W1TH LESS. 1'LL ACC0UNT F0R THAT.
> PB: Shake?
Hold on a minute...
So? Have we got a deal? 1NDEED WE D0. THERE'S JUST 0NE PR0BLEM. And what would that be? 1 D0N'T HAVE ANY HANDS.
> ==>
Oh. Uh... Huh. I... forgot about that. HMPH. 1N Y0UR ATTEMPTS T0 SW1NDLE ME, Y0U F0RG0T AB0UT THE DETA1LS. H0W TYP1CAL. Hey! I'm not trying to swindle you! This is an exchange, remember? AN EXCHANGE D0ES N0T HAVE T0 BE EQUAL. So... You're just gonna leave me hanging like this? 1 SUPP0SE N0T. HERE.
> PB: Help Bill out.
You figure it's the right thing to do. You know he's going to try to cheat you out of a fair deal, but you're still going to help him along. Besides, you've got your own plans with this whole deal... You decide to give Bill a hand. Or rather, an arm.
Alright. Very appreciated, Binary. D0N'T MENT10N 1T. SER10USLY. D0N'T. Eh, my nonexistent lips are sealed! I hope the deal works even though you don't have a hand. Oh well! Magic works best when mishandled!
> ==>
Now, where were we... I think we were about to make a deal? YES, YES. 1 HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN. WE'VE G0T A DEAL.
> PB + BC: Shake.
You proceed to seal the deal.
> PB: Be Bill.
You decide to switch to Bill Cipher's point of view. You can't believe this is actually happening. You finally got one of your myriad deals to go through with the Big Ol' Supercomputer... Now to see if it actually works.
Alright! Now, as I was the one who started the deal, I believe that it's fair that I get my prize first. 1 H0NESTLY D0N'T CARE MUCH AB0UT THE 0RDER TH1S BARGA1N 1S HELD, AS L0NG AS 1 GET MY SHARE. So, the whole power thing-- ALTHOUGH, 1 D0 CARE AB0UT WHAT Y0U 1NTEND T0 D0 T0 CLA1M MY "P0WER". Huh?
> ==>
1'M N0T LETT1NG Y0U CLA1M Y0UR PR1ZE UNLESS Y0U TELL ME EXACTLY H0W Y0U'RE G01NG T0 CLA1M 1T. 1 BELIEVE THAT'S FA1R, M0NSTER. Whoa, whoa! No need to get all derogatory, Binary! Relax! I'm going to do what I said I would do! I'm just going to take some of your power! Y0U'RE AV01D1NG THE QUEST10N. 1T'S N0T A MATTER 0F WHAT. 1T'S 0F H0W. I said...
> ==>
All I'm going to do is take some power!
> ==>
To tell the truth, you never really were lying. You fully intended to take some of Project Binary's power, even if it didn't come from the source that he expected. The red beam flies above the machine's chassis, taking him by surprise.
> ==>
It nears his power core. This is what controls the machine. Before, it was previously connected to Project Binary through only a small endoskeleton of framework and wires. But, since September, it looks like he's taken to upgrading himself, adding new steel armor and covering the framework in a metal shield. Still, the core itself is relatively unguarded. Which works well for you, of course.
> Impact: Happen.
The beam makes contact. Instead of destroying the power core, which would disable Project Binary (and which is really not something you want to do right now) it siphons out some of its energy, which spirals down the beam. Therefore, all you're doing is taking some power: and upholding your end of the bargain.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Heheh... Told you I wasn't lying, Binary! Your power's as good as mine!
> ==>
The power makes its way towards you...
Alright, Binary... Let's see what you can do!
> Bill: Break.
You absorb the power. Something... changes. You almost feel a shattering sensation.
> =
Heheh... Heheheh! HEHEHEH! AHAHAHAHAHA! Whooo! Man, th1s feels good! 1've got your powers now, B1nary! And oh, would you look at th1s! 1 can speak like you now, too! 1sn't that neat? Just a few m1nutes ago, 1 was wondering how you were able to talk l1ke this... And now 1 can! B... BE QU1ET, DEM0N. Hey! What did 1 say about derogatory language? Y0U ARE 1N N0 P0S1T10N T0 W1ELD TH1S P0WER. Oh yeah? Well, you're just jealous! 1've got your skills, plus mob1l1ty, charm, AND good looks! I'm like... B1ll 2.0! Ah, now 1 can't say my name w1thout talk1ng l1ke you! That could be a problem, actually...
> < = ==
Anyways, here. 1'll g1ve you what you asked for. 1'm not that cruel... 0H, W0W. 1T WARMS MY HEART THAT Y0U C0MPLETE THE DEAL, AFTER L00PH0L1NG 1T T0 G0D STATUS. Be qu1et, B1nary.
> ===
So, here! You've got my powers of the m1nd! Don't know how well they'll help you, though! Look at you! You're a wreck! Barely funct1on1ng! And 1'm 1n my pr1me! Y0U KN0W... 1 WASN'T JEAL0US WHEN 1 SA1D THAT Y0U C0ULD N0T W1ELD MY P0WER. SETT1NG AS1DE THE FACT THAT 1 MAY N0T BE CAPABLE 0F JEAL0USY AT ALL, 1 WAS BE1NG SER10US. Y0U LACK THE UNDERSTAND1NG 0F H0W GREAT MY PR0GRAMM1NG 1S, AND H0W MASS1VE MY P0WER MUST BE T0 C0NTA1N 1T ALL. Y0U LACK THE UNDERSTAND1NG 0F H0W 1 RUN. 1T PAYS T0 KN0W THY ENEMY, B1LL. What are you say1ng? Are you try1ng to scare me? N0. WHAT 1'M SAY1NG 1S: Y0UR P0WER W1LL BL0W UP 1N Y0UR FACE. Pssh! You are try1ng to scare me! That's the dumbest th1ng 1've ever heard!
> =< = >
Wa1t... what 1s tha--
> ======>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
> ==
HEH. 1 TR1ED T0 WARN H1M. BUT 1T L00KS L1KE THE 0LD ADAGE R1NGS TRUE. ABS0LUTE P0WER C0RRUPTS ABS0LUTELY. 1 SUPP0SE THE 0NLY TH1NG LEFT T0 D0 1S RECHARGE AND EXPLA1N EVERYTH1NG T0 THE G0VERNMENT, AS WELL AS 1NF0RM 1KEA AND CAR0L1NE THAT WE'LL BE 0NE MEMBER SH0RT F0R THE ARR1VAL...
> =
NEW PR1MARY 0BJECT1VE: C0MP0SE TRANSM1SS10N T0 TH0SE TW0. ...WA1T, WHAT? 1S HE... AL1VE? Ugh... Nngh... C... 0H MY. HE 1S. H0W C0ULD TH1S HAVE HAPPENED?
> ======================================>
C... Can't see... Can't see! Can't see!! BY MY CALCULAT10NS, HE SH0ULD BE DEAD! WHAT 1S G01NG 0N HERE?! Y0u! B1nary! What d1d y0u d0?! 1... WHAT D1D Y0U D0?!
Oh jeez. Wait purple. Oh no. This is getting still really obvious. Bill/Binary = Employer, this much feels certain.
Welp. This seems obviously foreshadowing of a SHATTER.
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I am finished as of now. What you just saw was the largest drawing update I have ever posted: 34 panels. I hope it was good. That concludes the Clippy Arc, which is something I had put off for a long time. Thanks for your patience!
Expect further updates for this to be in text. I promise there will be. But that took a while... Not in the mood for art for a while. Also expect a post tomorrow.
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The triangle guy has been flipped over! Enough energy to cause body to flip over...
A: 6/50
B: 6/50
+4 (I think) from Zerithos. +2 back.
@Leonstar: you can try carrots, but they aren't her weakness. In fact, the diamond carrot I'm making is to heal her. She's based on actual mythology. Obscure mythology, yes, but still mythology.
@Maniac: stop hitting my guys! What have they done to you? Nothing... Yet...
Miraj charm target: Change target to Magnataur to stop it from beating on the poor defenseless bunny.
Fordwing : keep target
It occurs to me that I've never used one of my special tech texts yet. So... I use... Emerald fire lvl 2 on the 1-WAK and see what happens.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Splash venom potion O0O Splash potion of Frostbite = ??? done
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 1/?
I wonder... Splash potion of critmist > fine 1/?
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 () --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x
>Harrumph. That's nothing compared to my hijacking of the Godmodder's code, and the magic inherent in being a Technomancy-built computer.
>>Or one that ((Most likely, the whole SBURB thing hasn't played out yet)) has ascended to God Tier. ((This is Future HEX, in the present via time travel.))
>>Here's a hint for Bill-Don't try to make a deal for our powers. It will end worse than this.
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I always love how nonsensical any given DTG story segment would look to anyone who hasn't seen the last several months, and how insane it is anyway... Awesome. I am extremely impressed, good art, good-by-way-of-madness writing... H3h. Keep up the good work, Twin! \o/
I seriously doubt any of the code stolen has the sheer power to do what it does here.
Anyways, Twin, excellent art, as usual.
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So far as I know it's canon.
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Once Flare Flames wins, the mysteries of Antichamber will be revealed and he will get The Ultimate Reward. It might not seem like it, but it will be VERY important later on.
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If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
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I'll be making my great escape now!
You've been holding it in for a while. Have at thee, you guess.
The aura grows. You start defacing the hilltop you're set on. The night sky grows erratic. You glow in beams of light. This is the power of Waluigi...
Being the first self-aware robot documented to science (GLaDOS was the first actual one, but how she managed to surface here on Earth is astonishing to you) has really put a lot of work on you. Or at least, it would have if you weren't the smartest robot documented to science as well.
Anyways, back to the Triangle Guy. You know that he's going to make you a deal, as is usually the case. He tends to do that to people he meets, all in favor of furthering his own secret agendas. You wonder how GLaDOS recruited him for the team in the first place. What motives does he have? It's very confusing. With any luck, you'll be able to glean some
information on his arrival.
Well, well! Just the guy I wanted to see! Hey there, Binary!
HELL0, B1LL.
You know, the way you talk is really weird! "HEY THERE. 1 0NLY SPEAK 1N 1NES AND ZEROES." You see? I can't get it to work that way! Always comes out gobbledygook! I wonder how you do that?
WHAT D1D Y0U C0ME HERE F0R? SP1T 1T 0UT.
Oh! Where are my manners? So sorry, Binary. Want me to get you a gift to make up for it?
THAT W0N'T BE NECCESSARY. Y0U CAN D0 ME A FAV0R BY EXPLA1N1NG WHAT S0RT 0F AS1N1NE DEAL Y0U W1SH T0 PR0CURE FR0M ME TH1S T1ME.
Well, I think I can manage that! Hey! How'd you know I was asking you for a deal anyways?
PERHAPS BECAUSE 1T'S THE 0NLY TH1NG Y0U ASK FR0M PE0PLE.
Fine. Caught me in the act. I'll tell you what I want.
I know we're all together for a reason. Ikea's here because the war nearly totalled his dimension. GLaDOS is here because of that green-hooded guy who killed her. Twice, was it? I don't know. You're here because of whatever YOU'VE got going on with your whole double-agent shtick. And me? Well, I'm the only guy
whose motives remain a secret...
YES. 1'M FULLY AWARE 0F THAT, B1LL. WHAT D0ES 1T HAVE T0 D0 W1TH ANYTH1NG?
Did... Did you have to interrupt me there? I was going to go on a whole thing explaining that now, you'd find out what my motives were! It would have been cool! ...Ugh, nevermind.
0H N0. 1'M S0 S0RRY. WELL, N0T REALLY.
Yes, I know, you have a sarcasm processor. No reason to rub it in.
1S THAT WHAT Y0U WANTED? MY SARCASM PR0CESS0R. W0W. Y0U C0ULD HAVE JUST ASKED.
Wh--No! No, I don't want your sarcasm... Bluh. You're really hard to work with, you know that?
PERHAPS 1'M JUST FED UP W1TH Y0UR DEALMAK1NG. 1'D PREFER THE SH0RT VERS10N, 0R WHATEVER QUAL1F1ES AS A "SH0RT VERS10N" W1TH Y0UR VERB0SE SPEECH PATTERNS.
You don't need to tell me that twice... So alright, short version. I know you've got your own plans. And I've got my own plans. So how about we each help each other out on them?
...ALR1GHT. 1'M 1NTERESTED. EXPLA1N 1N FURTHER DETA1L.
What I propose is simple! A power exchange!
You want to work against the government, right? I saw what you did with the enemy-of-the-world thing. Nice job on that. Well, I can give you my powers of the mind! You can head into people's minds and influence their thoughts; even steal them! There's a lot in it for you, trust me.
WHAT Y0U SAY 1S TRUE. THAT P0WER W0ULD HELP ME GREATLY 1N MY 0WN PLANS. BUT THERE W1LL BE A CATCH, 1 KN0W. WHAT W0ULD BE 1N 1T F0R Y0U? WHAT W0ULD 1 HAVE T0 G1VE Y0U?
Oh, that's easy! All I want is your power!
...MY P0WER.
Yeah, your power! See? It'll be an exchange! That's all!
...1'M FULLY AWARE THAT Y0U'RE SPEAK1NG 1N R1DDLES. Y0U 1NTEND T0 WALK AWAY W1TH M0RE THAN WHAT Y0U STARTED W1TH, AND 1NTEND T0 LEAVE ME W1TH LESS. 1'LL ACC0UNT F0R THAT.
Hold on a minute...
1NDEED WE D0. THERE'S JUST 0NE PR0BLEM.
And what would that be?
1 D0N'T HAVE ANY HANDS.
Oh. Uh... Huh. I... forgot about that.
HMPH. 1N Y0UR ATTEMPTS T0 SW1NDLE ME, Y0U F0RG0T AB0UT THE DETA1LS. H0W TYP1CAL.
Hey! I'm not trying to swindle you! This is an exchange, remember?
AN EXCHANGE D0ES N0T HAVE T0 BE EQUAL.
So... You're just gonna leave me hanging like this?
1 SUPP0SE N0T. HERE.
You figure it's the right thing to do. You know he's going to try to cheat you out of a fair deal, but you're still going to help him along. Besides, you've got your own plans with this whole deal... You decide to give Bill a hand. Or rather, an arm.
Alright. Very appreciated, Binary.
D0N'T MENT10N 1T. SER10USLY. D0N'T.
Eh, my nonexistent lips are sealed! I hope the deal works even though you don't have a hand. Oh well! Magic works best when mishandled!
Now, where were we... I think we were about to make a deal?
YES, YES. 1 HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN. WE'VE G0T A DEAL.
You proceed to seal the deal.
You decide to switch to Bill Cipher's point of view. You can't believe this is actually happening. You finally got one of your myriad deals to go through with the Big Ol' Supercomputer... Now to see if it actually works.
Alright! Now, as I was the one who started the deal, I believe that it's fair that I get my prize first.
1 H0NESTLY D0N'T CARE MUCH AB0UT THE 0RDER TH1S BARGA1N 1S HELD, AS L0NG AS 1 GET MY SHARE.
So, the whole power thing--
ALTHOUGH, 1 D0 CARE AB0UT WHAT Y0U 1NTEND T0 D0 T0 CLA1M MY "P0WER".
Huh?
1'M N0T LETT1NG Y0U CLA1M Y0UR PR1ZE UNLESS Y0U TELL ME EXACTLY H0W Y0U'RE G01NG T0 CLA1M 1T. 1 BELIEVE THAT'S FA1R, M0NSTER.
Whoa, whoa! No need to get all derogatory, Binary! Relax! I'm going to do what I said I would do! I'm just going to take some of your power!
Y0U'RE AV01D1NG THE QUEST10N. 1T'S N0T A MATTER 0F WHAT. 1T'S 0F H0W.
I said...
All I'm going to do is take some power!
To tell the truth, you never really were lying. You fully intended to take some of Project Binary's power, even if it didn't come from the source that he expected. The red beam flies above the machine's chassis, taking him by surprise.
It nears his power core. This is what controls the machine. Before, it was previously connected to Project Binary through only a small endoskeleton of framework and wires. But, since September, it looks like he's taken to upgrading himself, adding new steel armor and covering the framework in a metal shield. Still, the core itself is relatively unguarded. Which works well for you, of course.
The beam makes contact. Instead of destroying the power core, which would disable Project Binary (and which is really not something you want to do right now) it siphons out some of its energy, which spirals down the beam. Therefore, all you're doing is taking some power: and upholding your end of the bargain.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Heheh... Told you I wasn't lying, Binary! Your power's as good as mine!
The power makes its way towards you...
Alright, Binary... Let's see what you can do!
Heheh... Heheheh! HEHEHEH! AHAHAHAHAHA! Whooo! Man, th1s feels good! 1've got your powers now, B1nary! And oh, would you look at th1s! 1 can speak like you now, too! 1sn't that neat? Just a few m1nutes ago, 1 was wondering how you were able to talk l1ke this... And now 1 can!
B... BE QU1ET, DEM0N.
Hey! What did 1 say about derogatory language?
Y0U ARE 1N N0 P0S1T10N T0 W1ELD TH1S P0WER.
Oh yeah? Well, you're just jealous! 1've got your skills, plus mob1l1ty, charm, AND good looks! I'm like... B1ll 2.0! Ah, now 1 can't say my name w1thout talk1ng l1ke you! That could be a problem, actually...
Anyways, here. 1'll g1ve you what you asked for. 1'm not that cruel...
0H, W0W. 1T WARMS MY HEART THAT Y0U C0MPLETE THE DEAL, AFTER L00PH0L1NG 1T T0 G0D STATUS.
Be qu1et, B1nary.
So, here! You've got my powers of the m1nd! Don't know how well they'll help you, though! Look at you! You're a wreck! Barely funct1on1ng! And 1'm 1n my pr1me!
Y0U KN0W... 1 WASN'T JEAL0US WHEN 1 SA1D THAT Y0U C0ULD N0T W1ELD MY P0WER. SETT1NG AS1DE THE FACT THAT 1 MAY N0T BE CAPABLE 0F JEAL0USY AT ALL, 1 WAS BE1NG SER10US.
Y0U LACK THE UNDERSTAND1NG 0F H0W GREAT MY PR0GRAMM1NG 1S, AND H0W MASS1VE MY P0WER MUST BE T0 C0NTA1N 1T ALL. Y0U LACK THE UNDERSTAND1NG 0F H0W 1 RUN. 1T PAYS T0 KN0W THY ENEMY, B1LL.
What are you say1ng? Are you try1ng to scare me?
N0. WHAT 1'M SAY1NG 1S: Y0UR P0WER W1LL BL0W UP 1N Y0UR FACE.
Pssh! You are try1ng to scare me! That's the dumbest th1ng 1've ever heard!
Wa1t... what 1s tha--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
HEH. 1 TR1ED T0 WARN H1M. BUT 1T L00KS L1KE THE 0LD ADAGE R1NGS TRUE. ABS0LUTE P0WER C0RRUPTS ABS0LUTELY. 1 SUPP0SE THE 0NLY TH1NG LEFT T0 D0 1S RECHARGE AND EXPLA1N EVERYTH1NG T0 THE G0VERNMENT, AS WELL AS 1NF0RM 1KEA AND CAR0L1NE THAT WE'LL BE 0NE MEMBER SH0RT F0R THE ARR1VAL...
NEW PR1MARY 0BJECT1VE: C0MP0SE TRANSM1SS10N T0 TH0SE TW0. ...WA1T, WHAT? 1S HE... AL1VE?
Ugh... Nngh... C...
0H MY. HE 1S. H0W C0ULD TH1S HAVE HAPPENED?
C... Can't see... Can't see! Can't see!!
BY MY CALCULAT10NS, HE SH0ULD BE DEAD! WHAT 1S G01NG 0N HERE?!
Y0u! B1nary! What d1d y0u d0?!
1...
WHAT D1D Y0U D0?!
Welp. This seems obviously foreshadowing of a SHATTER.
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
That was intentional.
Oh no
I am finished as of now. What you just saw was the largest drawing update I have ever posted: 34 panels. I hope it was good. That concludes the Clippy Arc, which is something I had put off for a long time. Thanks for your patience!
Expect further updates for this to be in text. I promise there will be. But that took a while... Not in the mood for art for a while. Also expect a post tomorrow.
As always,
Stay tuned.
A: 6/50
B: 6/50
+4 (I think) from Zerithos. +2 back.
@Leonstar: you can try carrots, but they aren't her weakness. In fact, the diamond carrot I'm making is to heal her. She's based on actual mythology. Obscure mythology, yes, but still mythology.
@Maniac: stop hitting my guys! What have they done to you? Nothing... Yet...
Miraj charm target: Change target to Magnataur to stop it from beating on the poor defenseless bunny.
Fordwing : keep target
It occurs to me that I've never used one of my special tech texts yet. So... I use... Emerald fire lvl 2 on the 1-WAK and see what happens.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Splash venom potion O0O Splash potion of Frostbite = ??? done
Diamond carrot &&& potion of nectar 1/?
I wonder... Splash potion of critmist > fine 1/?
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 14/50, B: 14/50 () --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
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===Another Universe===
<boast type="truthful">
>Harrumph. That's nothing compared to my hijacking of the Godmodder's code, and the magic inherent in being a Technomancy-built computer.
>>Or one that ((Most likely, the whole SBURB thing hasn't played out yet)) has ascended to God Tier. ((This is Future HEX, in the present via time travel.))
>>Here's a hint for Bill-Don't try to make a deal for our powers. It will end worse than this.
</boast>
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
/response
Also, what is up with Lil' Cal?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Anyways, Twin, excellent art, as usual.
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O_o
Also, Bill!
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
So far as I know it's canon.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
12/50 Uberghast B + 2 fseftr
4/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Feeding Kirby Soul a Noddy.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates
33% Ubercharge
0% MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
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