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+1(x2) to Talist
8/50 Summoning...
8/50 Attacking...
4/10 Attacking...

10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)

INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII

armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In

3/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist =
3/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter
Hephaestus On Ice 6/6

Elemental detonation: 3/13

Eldan Annihilator: 33/40


Eldan Terraformer: 33/50

Forge's Light 10/11

I AGGRESS against the players with a variety of powerful players. I pick 3 random people and attack them!

And then I poke the godmodder again.

I respawn if I need to.

I go up to TT2000. I get Diablo, put it in the top of his mouth, and press down hard. Nearly all of TT2000's teeth go flying out. And some blood.

My shadow continues spinning as Jabba the Hutt falls on the Godmodder.

NETHER ARISEN: 29/40

Forge's light 11/11 COMPLETE!

I test out Forge's Light a few times. By which I mean 10 septillion test arrows into Maniacmaster.

I help k4yne twice

6/10 Nimble's order
32/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 4/4

Blue: Shoot enemies with the advanced warfare helicopter auto fire.

I sneak up on weakest player and hit them once with a stick. When they turn around, a dozen wolves jump them. I then "save" them by splashing a bunch a potions of harming at them all.

19/50 Pirate Cove + 2 fseftr
10/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte + 2 fseftr

I THINK THE TIME HAS COME. I SHOULD FUSE OUR LOADOUTS. completely.

Cerberus AND Strange Phlogistinator = ??? [1/8]

> Hogan: RIPPING PELICAN FIGHTERS APART WITH CHAOS SINKER.
> R. K.: Telling Dedan a bedtime story with milk and cookies.

Helpin fseftr twice.

Also, i hate the editor.

=TURN TWO=

=[8 / 50]= ???
=[A]=[5 / 10]= Even In Death

The SKYBLOCK SHIELD is shot with the Ailen's Teaset.
Several times.
If the SKYBLOCK SHIELD is dead, this will target an entity in the zone.

Revive again if need be.

I do a fireball hadouken to one random player.

My shadow continues spinning.

NETHER ARISEN: 30/40

I play (extremely loud, to get through his Headphones) Muzak to the Godmodder. And then I drop an elevator on him.
I take the elevator parts and make them into a Muzak Gun! Like a Dubstep Gun but it doesn't play Dubstep! (ugh, I hate Dubstep.)

I walk up to the Godmodder, my hands full of something. "Hello. Can you guess what I'm holding?"

I open my hands. They are full of cats. "Heh. Can you guess my plan?"

I bring my hands together. This happens. \/

Thermonuclear Catsplosion.



I then charge my crap further.

And join Serpent's sidequest. "Hey Serpent. This looks like fun."

CD Enchant 4/10

I Change my weapon pre-sets to ex-.50caliber (Gun Sword) and Marksamune (Dramatically increases accuracy) And Slash the godmodder with my swords and then shoot him while he is hopefully being distracted by Tri-Mace Windu.

I stand in front of the Godmodder and do...nothing. Seriously, I just stand there. Doing nothing. Not attacking, not defending...Doing nothing.

::null::

Quote from Tenessen
CD Enchant 4/10

I Change my weapon pre-sets to ex-.50caliber (Gun Sword) and Marksamune (Dramatically increases accuracy) And Slash the godmodder with my swords and then shoot him while he is hopefully being distracted by Tri-Mace Windu.

You know he's going to block everything right?



::/null::

Quote from Amperz4nd

I walk up to the Godmodder, my hands full of something. "Hello. Can you guess what I'm holding?"

I open my hands. They are full of cats. "Heh. Can you guess my plan?"

I bring my hands together. This happens. \/

Thermonuclear Catsplosion.



I then charge my crap further.

And join Serpent's sidequest. "Hey Serpent. This looks like fun."

Oh no. No, no no. No no nononono. Not the Thermonuclear Catsplosion. We're ALL doomed. AAAIIIIEEEEEEEGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
/nullpost

+2 to Fseftr 7/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 7/9
Barbrasol && Barbrasol && Box = ??? 2/??
Red Halo Armor || Solar Wind = ??? 2/??

I BIG RIP BOMB a player. Well. My Ghost AI (MGAI) does.
I happen to BOOTY BOMP the godmodder. Pretty sure that's never been done before.

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Fine. I'll stay AG. I have something special planned....

I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE on Nimble. Why? I'm a curious guy!

My shadow spins out of control! He will fly around, hitting a random entity every 5 player posts! (Tried to make it less OP, if it is, just make hit every 10.)

NETHER ARISEN: 28/40 (BOOST4BOOST?)

Really? I couldn't tell.

> MANIACMASTER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - KINGLY DISPUTE

You ready up Diablo and fly over to Nimbleguy. You realize that, in the Emerald Arena, you and him have not been especially kind to each other, and haven't really made any sort of diplomacy. You land near Nimbleguy and introduce him to the king's method of negotiations: more war. You slash at him with Diablo repeatedly, finishing in you forming a holographic image of a burning crown, which you place on his head. Minicritted 9,000 damage! Nimbleguy burned!

+9,000 XP!

Your shadow was destroyed last turn when the Godmodder filled himself with daylight!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

This is a post. EDIT: (Nice usage of other people's postclaims there.)


24/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory (+1 from Leon, Amp and self)
Bipolarity 6/11
Dark Carnaval 5/11
Addendums: 6/20 & 5/20 (+1 from Leon x2, Amp, and self )
The Damned Spot 7/10

Two +1-s to Amp.
You are correct. The point is not alchemies, nor charges. The point is to make everything as obscenely hilarious as possible, to make our readers laugh. I find quite a bit of fun in the little mixings of things to create powerful weapons, in the creation of a thing. This makes it fun for me. Besides, can we not do both? These weapons are invaluable in the dispatch of entities that Richard summons.

Now, to more pressing matters. I cast Dispel Poison. I drop an anvil on the godmodder. However, this is no ordinary anvil. It is a Stone Anvil. Made of stone. The second it touches his armor, I fully expect the anvil to be obliterated. Therefore, when it is seconds from touching his armor, (Once again, my Auravision enables the seeing of invisible things.) I cause it to explode into dust. Then, I slap Richard. With a Armor Piercing Slap. In the face. And a x4 Period Combo. I hand Eglarbroad a book currently faintly glowing with a purple (not violet, purple) hue. Then, I grind a Vis Shroom into a fine paste, and drop a few Lotsanwë petals in. Afterwards, I mix it together, and pour the resultant into a Fuchsia Potion. I sniff the result. This is not an alchemy. It is an air freshener.

Suddenly, a beeping can be heard from my pocket. I withdraw the holographic device, and play a short message in the quietest setting possible. Please note that this is not the start of a sidequest, merely a series of character-enriching posts. I give a quick nod to the other end, and shut it off.

Now would be an excellent time for that Alcubierre cruiser, if you do not mind. I would rather not spend a week getting there.

Since you said that the Anvil was "seconds" from touching his armor, that would imply that it took quite a while to fall, enough that the Godmodder was aware of its presence beforehand and dodged it rather than letting his armor taking care of it! He then flashsteps towards you and COUNTERSLAPS you!

Quote from Amperz4nd»

So, the editor ate my post... GRAHHH.

Falling Out is done.

Darkleer 4/11

Reverse English AND DEO 4/?

Mimetic Polybass AND Jukebox AND Jazz Records from the 1920s 1/?

Hurr durr, guess I'll just increase charges by one because I don't have the time to replace the loss...

Erelye, I was going to describe that Cruiser, but instead just say that a forty-meter ship with a big ring around it lands near puts itself under your control. {It is charged already, and can charge fully once every three turns. When it is charged, it can perform a Quantum Tunnel jump across almost any distance.}

{May require occasional refueling at great cost.}

You got FALLING OUT! An extremely modified rifle with the raw power of both a nuclear deployment system and a hadron collider! Its shots are quantized, nuclear, electrically charged, and infused with void, to create a lethal killing machine that is effective for every shot!

Reverse English && Destabilized Entropium Overcharger = The White Dwarf (Level 10: 4/11)
Mimetic Polybass && Jukebox && Jazz Records = The Record Scratcher (Level 9: 1/10)

Quote from fseftr»

Nope, nimble. You still owe 4 I believe.

I help k4yne twice

4/10 Nimble's order
28/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 2/4

Blue: Shoot enemies with ultramarine, helicopter auto fire.

I take the weakest player and force them into a corner with advanced warfare's energy shield. Little do they know I put a cactus surrounded by lava there. I then shoot and stab them with the weapon just to be safe.

You force ManiacMaster into the corner, dealing 3,000 damage to him! The actual weapon deals 2,250 damage.

+5,500 XP!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

+2 to Fseftr 5/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 6/9
DONE Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 5/5
NEW Barbrasol && Barbrasol && Box = ??? 1/??
NEW Red Halo Armor || Solar Wind = ??? 1/??

I begin making a BEAUTIFUL PAINTING of the GODMODDER.
While my GHOST AI finishes this for me, HGAI DOOMBRINGERS NIMBLEGUY in the ruins (In my Halo Armor suit).
GMCAI then takes control and Astral Blades him.
I run up to the Godmodder, and give him a firm handshake for managing to dodge my attacks so well. Good job. This part isn't even an attack, so if you do anything to me, you get +413 RUDE POINTS for all to see in MODPACK'S RUDE POINT ALMANAC 2014.

Now I attack, after distancing myself from the godmodder. I kick him multiple times, making sure I am always moving sporadically as I do, so he cannot grab me, and then I SLIDE TACKLE AND HEADBUTT HIM AT THE SAME TIME! HOME RUN! The Godmodder probably punts me for my lack of sporting terminology, but I kick a piece of dirt and scream
"S L A M D U N K!" Before he can.

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

You got a BARBASOL MELONBOMB! It appears to be an object shaped like a melon, but covered in black and white stripes and emblazoned with the Barbasol and Betty Crocker logos. Handle with care...

Barbasol && Barbasol && Box = N/A

You can't an alchemize an item with itself in an alchemy recipe!

Red Halo Armor || Solar Wind = Supernova-Class Halo Armor

You got SUPERNOVA-CLASS HALO ARMOR! A modified version of your base Red Halo Armor that appears to be able to withstand close reach of the harsh temperatures of the Sun, and is emblazoned with its likeness.

4,500 damage to Nimbleguy!

The Godmodder returns your handshake.

If you distanced yourself from the Godmodder, how can you be up close enough to kick him? The Godmodder nulls your attack on this basis.

Quote from Nimbleguy»

POST 1;

Pure Void Energy && The words Flip it Turnways || Nether Quartz = Null Crystal (2/2).
heh.

so you want attacks?

I will give you attacks.

A book is shot to my hand. Ah, Void Mythology, original version. Ooo, it seems like the robbers have... written some things here. Let me recite...
Inritus, quos ego faciam tibi. Dicendum delevit. Subsisto blocker ultra.
A earthquake appears. Out of it dark gas pours out. They cloud that ultra-blocker's vision. A giant humanoid falls out of the sky. The Apprentice uses it's Elemental Hammer to taint The Ultra-Blocker. Next, the tubas glow. They shake. The tubas start floating toward The Uberblocker. The Tubas start bashing it. Afterward, empowered by Void, I swing the Uberblocker around and around, then slam it into The Void. Afterward, I drag it to The Voidwalker and we enter The Void.

that's only the beginning. duplicate a Null Crystal. I then eat it...

ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 50/1000
AQUA: 50/1000
TERRA: 50/1000
AER: 50/1000
ORDO: 50/1000
PERDITO: 50/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: I
JOLT: I
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: I
MUSHROOM BOMB: I
VOID MODE: I
NULL CUBE MODE: I
NOGALISTA MODE: I
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: I
PRIMAL: IIIIIII
TIME: I
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII

Pure Void Energy && Flip it Turnways || Nether Quartz = N/A

You can't use words for an alchemy! If you had used a mirror, it probably would have worked...

The Godmodder instantly recites an incantation: "Dies solvet saeclum obscura. Tenebris est contra me. Et videbo illum, perdidit." Your entire attack is bathed in glowing light, which dissolves the earth around you. When you can see again, nothing is left.

Quote from Aegis_A095_2»

+1(x2) to Talist
8/50 Summoning...
8/50 Attacking...
4/10 Attacking...

10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)

INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII

armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In

2/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist =
2/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron
Hephaestus On Ice 5/6

> I whip out Zeus' Ire and flash step above the Aluminati Warships and strike them both leaving massive dents in their hulls and overloading internal systems with energy.

High Tide && Ice && Mist = Arctic Tide (Level 3: 2/4)
Afterglow && Stygian Iron = Tartarus' Blade (Level 3: 2/4)

AMPed 15,000 damage!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=[7 / 50]= ???
=[A]=[4 / 10]= Even In Death

I hand the Godmodder a bottle of a DELICIOUS STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE.
It looks delicious, but it might be poisoned...

While the Godmodder debates on whether to drink it or not, I fire a gun known as the CALAMITY CANNON at him several times, which has homing bullets and a rather high fire rate.

The Godmodder instantly discards the drink! He never takes sustenance offered from players; he worries about food poisoning. This gives him more than enough time to steal the Calamity Cannon and reprogram it so that it fires at you!

Quote from PitTheAngel»

A spontaneous and random explosion happens two feet next to the godmodder!

The godmodder walks a few steps to the left to react to the very close explosion...

...directly into another spontaneous and random explosion.

(Don't worry, i won't use my Deudly Magnum on the godmodder until DTG3. Or until the godmodder does the one thing that would anger me in and out of game, and probably everyone else. What it is might be guessable, but i will leave that untold.)

The Godmodder won't react to an explosion at all! He has Blast Protection -1 Diamond Armor!

I really, REALLY don't like the first sentence of the last paragraph of this post. Assuming there IS a next game of DTG (which there probably will be), Spoils of War would have a good chance of not being integrated at all, and if they were, they CERTAINLY wouldn't carry over to the next game! I hope no one else here thinks this (about alchemies and entities as well). And by the way, no Spoil of War will have an effect on the Godmodder. Not even the Deudly Magnum.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

25/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory
Bipolarity 7/11
Dark Carnaval 6/11
Addendums: 7/20 & 6/20
The Damned Spot 8/10

A blur of color can be seen as I comically dash around the godmodder. I am currently running 130,000 mps. Hopefully, I have not broken the sound barrier and created a singularity. Who knows? Anyways, I stick my arm out during the circular run, and attempt to slap Richard once more. In other news, that air freshener I brewed smells amazing! I wonder. I stick two fingers into the concoction, pull them out, and examine the freshener/potion.
...
...
...
*lick*






((Twin, the relevant stuff ends here. The rest is story post-filled.))

I activate the Quantum Tunnel jump. After a few hours, the engine stops. Hmm... Wait. Is this going to be the one time... no. I must be insane to think that. I arrived three hours early. Still, there is not much time. Therefore, I grab my suitcase and dash down the halls of Istendë, trying to find my room number. Technically, this place is also a hotel, as well as the meeting place. Heh. Give it a few hours.

*1.7 hours later*

The thundering of feet can be heard as hundreds of Scientia Custodis rush down to their respective rooms to prepare for staying the night, as well as the meeting. Our assigned planets are simply too far away to even suggest trying to go back the minute after the meeting ends. What is that? I can hear the slamming shut of a door nearby. Who was assigned the room next to me this time? As if in answer, a stream of curse words can be heard through the wall.

Corvus.

In reality, I should have expected this outcome. Therozen positively loves to mess with us all. I do not need a curse for every other word I say. Then again, what could I expect from a troll? Yes, you heard me correctly. It appears as if... some survived, excluding the sessions of Serpent and Homestuck. Then again, he is an obscenely powerful being, like we all are. We meaning those in my job position, and therefore every living being in this place. Heh. All of this thinking took place in a few seconds, and it appears as if he was thinking along the same lines. I can faintly hear a:

Te|pëhen.

I am going to have a serious talk with Therozen later. I cannot afford to have him in there. In all reality, I suppose he really is not that bad, but I cannot stand the cursing. Anyways, the meeting is starting. I had better get down to the Grand Hall. The Hall looks like a cross between a lecture hall and the Jedi High Council.

Hush. Quiet. SILENCE!!! Thank you. As you all know, there is currently a rather large problem with Erelye's planet. What did he call it? Oh, yes; Minecraftia. He said something about a tyrannical overlord, but that has no bearing on us. The thing is, it appears as if the Library has disappeared from this planet. We need to act.

What do we do?
Yes, what are we going to do about it?
Hush. The representative of Minecraftia is about to address it.

And address it I do. With a twenty minute speech and lecture ending up as a plan. This event will continue on my next post. Key: |=l. (L)

If you mean miles, then you have far passed the sound barrier and are in fact running at ~.725c! (For the initiated, c = the speed of light, 186,000 mps.) This causes your body to disintegrate in a pile of vomit.

Quote from Netpatham»

I punch the First Wall until it breaks! Is that a green screen?

I fire a gnu at the Godmodder!

I realize that the Godmodder must have infinity Idiot Balls in his backpacks!!! This application of logic causes the Godmodder to have the Idiot Ball!

What First Wall?

The Godmodder has an Anti-Gnu Gun (or is it an Anti-Gun Gnu? Either way, he has both) and fires it at the gnu, transporting it to Dimension 52, a land populated by friendly penguins. They waddle the gnu into submission.

I meant that he had every single TF2 item in infinite backpacks! An Idiot Ball is, with a quick search on TF2 Wiki, revealed to not be an item in TF2, so the Godmodder doesn't have one!

Quote from engie_ninja»

STAL?????? [21/50]

Lord Doubtfire [13/50]



"Huh."Although, oddly enough, my attention isn't on the Godmodder for having not been crushed, but rather on some out-of-place red grass.

With eyes in it, for some reason.

...

"Oh merde. The Crimson escaped confinement."

Wave 1/3

Face Monster X15 [H] [1200/1200 HP]

Blood Crawler X12 [H] [1100/1100 HP] [Fast]

Crimera X8 [H] [900/900 HP] [Airborne]



"Only a few assorted creatures. Nothing too serious. Yet. I can hear something thinking very loudly."

Bluh. Crimson Monsters added! Hopefully the outbreak can be contained quickly...

Quote from K4yne»

50/50 Mantorok + 1 fseftr
16/50 Pirate Cove + 1 fseftr
7/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte

The battlefield starts shaking. The earth rips up, spewing out an excessive amount of dirt and rocks. The chasm grew into a giant hole, with Mantorok emerging slowly. Everyone who was over him during the chasm opened is still standing, the reason being kept afloat due to a forcefield Mantorok emits.

Mantorok has hit the battlefield! The great god of death known from Sanity's Requiem watches everything that goes on in anticipation. He has merged with the battlefield, making him unkillable. You read that right. Even if you wittle him down to 0 HP, he stays on the battlefield. Comes with being a real god.

But before someone goes on a useless rant, Mantorok will stop attacking anything once his HP hit zero. He just turns into a non-aggressive battlefield decoration. Additionally, as long as he has HP, he induces a -5% sanity penalty every turn on a random AG unit.

Will you be Minecraftian enough to defeat an ancient eldritch horror god? We will see.

[PG] Mantorok 140.000/140.000 HP Passive Effect: Sanity Disruption

Nerf/Buff to your desire Twin.

> Hogan: I CAST FIRE ON THE TARDIS.
> R. K.: Patchin' up Dedan.

Helpin' fseftr twice.

Mantorok added, on the grounds that upon defeat, the Godmodder will give him a place in his Trophy Room, where he can view the Battlefield forever.

5,000 damage to the TARDIS!

+4,000 HP!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

Clockwork Army Manufactory 26/30
Bipolarity 8/11
Dark Carnaval 7/11
Addendums: 8/20 & 7/20
The Damned Spot 9/10

Suddenly, I stare at the godmodder. I stare even harder. And harder. Legilimency. Oh, wait. I recall a point where you said Richard was taught the art of Occlumency. Oops. Therefore, I think... mhm... this air freshener tas- err, smells very nice. Anyways, I wonder... How would one acquire a command block? Heh. I pull out my Abstract Concept Solidifier, and drop pi on the godmodder. The irrational decimal, not the food.

Order! Order! Quiet down, everybody!
Silence! Could you all just shut the f-
Language, Magtheridon!
Language!
How /\bout we /\|| just stop t/\|king?

Alright. Thank you. Now, as Erelye has just stated, we have to get in, break the Temporal Seal on the fortress, and bring it back, so that the Shockwave does not occur.

Once more, I must warn you all of the extremely deadly entity practically waiting for us. Any ideas on the removal, or at least distraction of him?
How abou' ye distrac' him with a Soul Imprin'?
Yes, that seems good, though I think you should plain out split your soul in half.
Idiot.
Please stop it, Vranaz.
Don't you 'Vr/\n/\z me, Xenon.
I elenion ancalimas. Caride voro CARPEA?!
/\ctu/\||y, we don't.
*ifirie*
(To be continued)

You would need to have access to Creative mode, and that comes with being OP on the server! And the Godmodder is the only OPERATOR here...

Ahem.

ONE of the only operators here...

Pi manifests as the symbol of Pi, not as the infinitely long number! The Godmodder reluctantly pokes it, to make sure there are no side effects. Once he finds it is suitable to hold, he does so and pockets it in his inventory.

Quote from Talist»

Yin 47/50 +2 total to Aegis +2 total from Aegis
Yang 47/50

We're not playing the game wrong. The purpose of games is to have fun. And if there is a net gain of fun by braking the rules/customs of a game, that's fine. Anyway, I'm going to try to fight the Godmodder without physical violence. Let's see how long I can keep it up.I tell the Godmodder I'm playing a very low pitched tune that cannot be heard by humans but will resonate inside you, causing terrible pain (And no, earplugs don't help stop a sound that is resonating in your skull). For evidence, I point towards Wilson who can be seen rolling on the ground in pain. Creatures like foxes have wider hearing ranges than humans so they are hurt more directly. You'll soon be like that. Afterwards, I lead Wilson out of sight and give him a strawberry for his acting. (This is a real thing. It is called the nocebo effect. It is like a placebo, but instead of getting benefits because you were told you'd get them, you get symptoms just because you were told you'd get them. This effect might be what started ancient tales of magic because if you think that the witch doctor can curse you, they might actually be able to. I'm proud to say that when I was first exposed to it, I realized it was fake and was able to ignore it.)

=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Nightshade potion sold to Nimble

Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50 +2 to each from Nimble ---------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Broken Diablo x
Wilson renters the arena with pink juice dripping from his mouth.

Well, you're at the very least straying very far from its intended goal...

The Godmodder cannot see any source for the low-pitched noise, not even with his extensive plugins, so he therefore concludes there is none! However, he plays along, and then, when you lead Wilson out of sight, he gives himself a strawberry for his acting.

Wilson enters the EMERALD ARENA!

Quote from TT2000»

I nuke aggress Maniacmaster with arcum dei, 9/11 forge's light, and heal my infinity damage back to full health.

ManiacMasteR killed!

You do so.

+1,250 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to ManiacMasteR!

Quote from Leonstar0»

ii: 6/20 +1
iii: 2/20 +1
i 7/20 +1
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

I shove down the Godmodder's throat a Food Conglomerate, some bone meal and some water. I then laugh in a sadistic manor as I scrape my hand across my face as the buffet tree grows from his insides and the Godmodder literally chokes on his food. I refuse to go insane.

Also twin, HOW IN THE WORLD DOES CONDENCED PURE PARTY = NUCLEAR BOMB!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Just pfth, mergheheh blerghyparkel.

I duplicate 1 holy mackerels.
I duplicate 1 skeleton key.
Skeleton key || Gold foil = lower level golden skeleton key, like maybe level 3.

The Godmodder instantly sears your hand with his red-hot Banhammer, causing your flesh to warp and ooze off of your skin! You howl in pain as he punts you to a nearby mountain.

The point was that it didn't! The crater it caused was similar to the one a nuclear snowball caused in the first thread, that's all.

Skeleton Key || Gold Foil = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 3: 1/4)

Well what do you know.

Quote from DemonicDaVinci»

Gathering Rainbow Rocks: 10/40

The Machine detonates itself. Good job wasting about a hundred charges and an equal amount of turns, Vinci.

I punt the Machine's head at the Godmodder.

The Machine's not over yet! It still has its Core! But if you insist... The Machine killed!

The Godmodder catches it, then stores it in his trophy room.

Quote from pionoplayer»

He wasn't summoned as an entity... Oh well. I tried.
Well, there's a specific, but not REALLY important reason for that, it probably won't affect gameplay, but I have a plan for an overpowered item that might be plot significant elsewhere, but probably won't actually get used in this game. If I can do my 'troll' alchemies (not actually going to do them, just going to see what I would get) anyways, I'll leave off the upgrade. Is that fine?
2/10 for God Crafted
7/8 for the overkiller
3/11 for Terra Firma
47/50 for Genesis: Earth titan
4/15 for alchemiter upgrade/charged attack

Ooh... You wanna play rough?
Dimentio retaliates against the skyblock entities by whirling the TARDIS up to the skyblock zone, smashing through the shield, but dealing 30K damage to the TARDIS in return. It just isn't made for ramming things.
oops.

No! Dimentio!!!
H͕̥͕͚᷄ͣ̋ȩ͕͕̼ͬ͝͝ ͕̤̫͕̾ͨ͑s̛̥͕̙͕ͭ̈c͕᷊͕̤̋̉͟r̡̛͕͕̱̋͟e̷̛̫͕͎͔͕w̡͍͕͕ͤ᷉͡ ᷊͕̳̮̼͕͝ȕ͕̲͕͉ͣ͞ṗ̷̴͕̝͕̄ ͕̬̺͕̻᷈͟a͕̲͇͕̰ͧ̉g͕᷿͕̲᷆᷅͢a̫͕̣͕͑͑ͮĩ̱͕͕᷀ͭ͆n͕̘͕͇̐ͯ͜?̪͕̠̥͕ͤ̊

Shut it clown.
Oh, by the way, K4yne is letting us use R.K.'s Maroon Marvel.
Go grab it, and PLEASE don't break it.

H̶̭̭͑͆ͫ̑e͓̭̩̭ͬͣ͒h̷̭͇̭̏̔͘ḙ̴͇̭͒ͭ̾.̵̡̭͕̭̈́̕
Phobos,
Yes?
Just leave an auxillary improbability drive down there to try and attack the godmodder, I'm sending you to go help Serpent.
Roger that.

On the battlefield, Phobos places down a strange device, then flicks it on. It promptly disappears.
Phobos leaves.
It then begins raining giant sperm whales.

Suddenly, Phobos jumps through the nether portal, joining serpent's side-quest.
Hello.
His shadow aura rushes across the ground into the magma cubes, then erupting out of the ground into them, turning the ground beneath their (feet?) in a dense forest of quickly growing shadow spikes.

But he WAS summoned as an entity previously, and in retrospect, I shouldn't have let that go through; consider this a retcon.

Yeah.

Dimentio will attack the Skyblock Zone!

The Godmodder quickly zaps them back to Dwarf Fortress where they belong!

Phobos has joined the Nether Sidequest!

Quote from The_Serpent»

Netherium: 4/50

I shoot the Magma Cubes with a blast of sheer cold. I then stomp on a tiny one. Kill them quickly so that they don't have a chance to divide at the end of the turn!

Next level: The Nethered Skies. Three Ghasts, two Blazes.

Alright.

Quote from weiwenn»

I blow up the world. Godmodder takes damage randomly.

The Godmodder ends up taking 0 damage! Randomly!

Quote from Leonstar0»

ii: 7/20 +1
iii: 3/20 +1
i 8/20 +1
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

Speaking of party, I gather up the ambient PARTY RADIATION into a bottle to obtain PARTY IN A BOTTLE. I add it to the alchemy supplies.

I also throw a balloon into the Godmodder's face. It explodes into confetti and the confetti explodes into balloons that are inexplicably dangerous and can only be destroyed by specifically trained monkeys. There are no monkeys.

I duplicate 2 holy mackerels.
Skeleton key || Gold foil = ? 2/?

Party in a Bottle added to supplies!

The Godmodder pops the balloon before it can explode into confetti!

Quote from pionoplayer»

3/10 for Godcrafted
I finish the overkiller
4/11 for Terra Firma
48/50 Genesis: Earth Titan
5/15 for alchemiter upgrade/charged attack

On the battlefield, it is still raining whales.
These whales have been joined by giant smiley faces and a variety of angry parrots.
The Emerald Nova floats up in the air, then disappears.
All the parrots, whales, and smiley faces open their mouths.
The emerald nova is pointing out of all of them at once, aimed at the godmodder.
It opens fire.
Due to the massive rain of things, most of the bullets miss, but at least one should hit, right?

Phobos brings out the Big chill, and sweeps it across, causing frost to cover the entire section of nether, freezing the magma cubes.

Unless you explain how the Emerald Nova breached the laws of the Scratch and somehow re-broke the Fourth Wall and undid the Scratch, allowing itself to be here, it's not here.

You got THE OVERKILLER! An even bigger, even badder gun made of pure black metal.

Quote from fseftr»

I help k4yne twice

5/10 Nimble's order
31/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 3/4

Blue: Shoot magma cubes with gib tsunami, helicopter auto fire.

I take the weakest player and place bookcases all around them. Then, I push them all over and set them on fire.

4,000 damage to Modpack! Modpack Burned!

+4,000 XP!

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

Elemental detonation: 3/13

Eldan Annihilator: 33/40


Eldan Terraformer: 33/50

Quote from TT2000»

Forge's Light 10/11

I AGGRESS against the players with a variety of powerful players. I pick 3 random people and attack them!

And then I poke the godmodder again.

1,500 damage to fseftr, Modpack, and Nimbleguy!

+4,500 XP!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I respawn if I need to.

I go up to TT2000. I get Diablo, put it in the top of his mouth, and press down hard. Nearly all of TT2000's teeth go flying out. And some blood.

My shadow continues spinning as Jabba the Hutt falls on the Godmodder.

NETHER ARISEN: 29/40

You respawn and deal 6,000 damage to TT2000!

+6,000 XP!

Quote from TT2000»

Forge's light 11/11 COMPLETE!

I test out Forge's Light a few times. By which I mean 10 septillion test arrows into Maniacmaster.

You got FORGE'S LIGHT! This is it. The most holy bow forged by man or by god. Some say this was wielded by the Player, Steve, himself, where he used it in battles long since lost to antiquity. The arrows it fires are forged from the divine fires of charisma, and only those descended from righteous warriors can wield it.

Quote from fseftr»

I help k4yne twice

6/10 Nimble's order
32/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 4/4

Blue: Shoot enemies with the advanced warfare helicopter auto fire.

I sneak up on weakest player and hit them once with a stick. When they turn around, a dozen wolves jump them. I then "save" them by splashing a bunch a potions of harming at them all.

You got a SUBATOMIC SENTRY HELICOPTER! An upgraded sentry helicopter whose shots are supercharged with ion cannons.

Modpack killed!

+3,150 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to Modpack!

Quote from K4yne»

19/50 Pirate Cove + 2 fseftr
10/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte + 2 fseftr

I THINK THE TIME HAS COME. I SHOULD FUSE OUR LOADOUTS. completely.

Cerberus AND Strange Phlogistinator = ??? [1/8]

> Hogan: RIPPING PELICAN FIGHTERS APART WITH CHAOS SINKER.
> R. K.: Telling Dedan a bedtime story with milk and cookies.

Helpin fseftr twice.

Also, i hate the editor.

Cerberus && Strange Phlogistonator = Strange Hippocrates 451 (Level 7: 1/8)

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN TWO=

=[8 / 50]= ???
=[A]=[5 / 10]= Even In Death

The SKYBLOCK SHIELD is shot with the Ailen's Teaset.
Several times.
If the SKYBLOCK SHIELD is dead, this will target an entity in the zone.

AMPed 12,250 damage!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Revive again if need be.

I do a fireball hadouken to one random player.

My shadow continues spinning.

NETHER ARISEN: 30/40

2,000 damage to Nimbleguy!

+2,000 XP!

Quote from Netpatham»

I play (extremely loud, to get through his Headphones) Muzak to the Godmodder. And then I drop an elevator on him.
I take the elevator parts and make them into a Muzak Gun! Like a Dubstep Gun but it doesn't play Dubstep! (ugh, I hate Dubstep.)

Nothing can get trough the Godmodder's headphones! They are Combat-Grade! The Godmodder is then alerted to the presence of the elevator through plugins. He rolls out of the way, and vaporizes the elevator parts so you can't make a Muzak Gun.

Quote from Amperz4nd»

I walk up to the Godmodder, my hands full of something. "Hello. Can you guess what I'm holding?"

I open my hands. They are full of cats. "Heh. Can you guess my plan?"

I bring my hands together. This happens. \/

Thermonuclear Catsplosion.



I then charge my crap further.

And join Serpent's sidequest. "Hey Serpent. This looks like fun."

We're not in Dwarf Fortress, are we? Unless you can show the Godmodder a video of an event like this happening in Minecraft, you fail!

You join the Nether Sidequest!

Quote from Tenessen»

CD Enchant 4/10

I Change my weapon pre-sets to ex-.50caliber (Gun Sword) and Marksamune (Dramatically increases accuracy) And Slash the godmodder with my swords and then shoot him while he is hopefully being distracted by Tri-Mace Windu.

Tri-Mace Windu is dead! The Godmodder goes into bullet time and dodges the shots and your swords, disarming you quite effectively.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

+2 to Fseftr 7/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 7/9
Barbrasol && Barbrasol && Box = ??? 2/??
Red Halo Armor || Solar Wind = ??? 2/??

I BIG RIP BOMB a player. Well. My Ghost AI (MGAI) does.
I happen to BOOTY BOMP the godmodder. Pretty sure that's never been done before.

You are dead!

The Godmodder is disgusted that you would Comic Sans, even if it was for SBaHJ! He kicks you all the way to the distant land of Fontopia, where all the different Fonts live in harmony... You are promptly crushed underfoot by Comic Sans.

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Dimentio and the Alternate TARDIS destroy the Skyblock Shields, opening up the Zone to attack! The Crimson Army deals 4,000 damage to Mixcoatl!

The Host Bots and Pelican Fighters deal 8,000 damage to the Aluminati Warship!

The PGs kill all Crimeras and Blood Crawlers! Mantorok lowers the AMP Unit's Sanity by 5%! The Godmodder kills a Host Bot and a Charon Frigate!

The Skyblock forces kill 3 Pelican Fighters!

The GEO Orbit forces kill the Skyblock Guard!

The players in the Nether progress to the Nethered Skies, where they face aerial enemies! Defeat them quickly!

THE OPERATOR deals 10,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS, Mixcoatl, and the AMP Unit! He then lowers the Sanity of the Alternate TARDIS, Mixcoatl, and the AMP Unit by 20%!

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The Itinerary:

AGs:

Destroy the Godmodder!

PGs:

Defend the Skyblock Zone!

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The Battlefield:

THE OPERATOR: [???]

Voidwalker: [???]

Nether Portal: [???] Active. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000. (x3.)

Dimentio: [H] HP: ???. Alternate TARDIS: 444,000/500,000. Sanity: 80%

Crimson Army: [H] Face Monster: 1,200/1,200. (x15.)

Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 78,050/100,000. Docile. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.) Sanity: 80%

Host Bots: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.

AMP Unit: [AG] HP: 72,500/100,000. (Does the AMP bonus count towards Emerald Arena attacks?) Sanity: 75%

Pelican Fighters: [AG] HP: 3,500/3,500. (x16.)

HMAS Orange: [PG] HP: 50,450/100,000.

HMAS Grey: [PG] HP: 42,950/10,000.

Aluminati Warships: [PG] HP: 8,300/60,000. (x2.)

Mantorok: [PG] HP: 140,000/140,000.

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 30/125. Killstreak: 4.

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Skyblock Zone:

Dedan: [PG] HP: 44,700/100,000.

AMSS Highblood: [PG] HP: 51,800/80,000.

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GEO Orbit Zone:

Charon Frigates: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)

Autumn Cruisers: [AG] HP: 42,050/45,000. (x3.) MAC Cannon: III

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Emerald Arena:

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 3,150/21,000. Burned.
LEVEL 2: Mod Novice. XP: ========== 7,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: MICROSOFT BRAND

Wilson: [N] HP: 9,625/20,000.
LEVEL 2: Crafty. XP: ========== 2,000
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
BATTLE TECHNIQUES: GRIDLOCK

Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 12,150/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Base 32. XP: ========== 6,687
BATTLE MENU: AGGRESS >BATTLE TECHNIQUE< COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: JAVA SMASH

ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 21,000/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Lesser Evil. XP: ========== 18,375
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: KINGLY DISPUTE

TT2000: [AG] HP: 12,150/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Slow Shot. XP: ========== 17,175
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Single Unagi. XP: ========== 9,187
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI

fseftr: [PG] HP: 17,900/20,000.
LEVEL 2: Secondary. XP: ========== 13,275
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: BLUE, BLUE

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The Nether:

Phobos: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Blue: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Ghasts: 20,000/20,000. (x3.)

Blazes: 15,000/15,000. (x2.)

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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [AG]

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The Forge:

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Sacred Items:

30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot

Also guys, twin included, this will be edited, but 1000th post celebrations are still on. The counting is seemingly messed up because the forum has begun counting deleted posts as well (kudos to the idiot who thought that was a good idea, and yes, that was sarcastic. The kudos part, I am thoroughly in the party of believing it to be a dumb decision) as the regular ones. How do you tell the milestone posts? Take the page number, multiply by 20. The last post of that page will be that number. The upcoming milestone is 13K posts, so the person to make the last post on page 650 gets the 13Kth post.
As Maynard Moose would put it, I'm a genie!
@twin below: oh, the every thousand posts thing was kind of fun though, but I can see what you're getting at. 60 posts a day is a lot, but remember, we have been averaging at over 40 since the beginning of the Invasion, and the K posts includes nullposts in the count. I like the milestone posts, even if they aren't true milestones anymore. Besides, I've noticed that more recently the K posts haven't actually been too powerful, basically a larger charged attack, so I think that works okay.
On the other hand, the 5K posts at least should still be impressive attacks, because they're still milestones. Especially if we somehow hit 20K posts. The 10K attack was sort of dissappointing, no offense to you maniac, I thought you used it in a pretty good place.
Oh well, enough griping about milestones, let's get to the meat.

How do I explain how it broke the laws of the Scratch?
I'm not going to try and come up with an explanation because that attack would not have worked anyways. The reason it survived the Scratch is because its my spoil of war. But as you said, spoils of war can't affect the godmodder... so yeah.

4/10 for God Crafted
1/9 for overkiller AND dakkanator (this alchemy chain is taking up ridiculous amounts of time)
5/11 for Terra Firma
6/15 for charged attack
49/50 for Genesis: earth titan (yeah... twin? I'm going to post what I think his base stats oughtta be since you never responded to my thing about the titans, but... remember, he's supposed to be tanky)
Genesis; the Earth Titan.
Hp: 225K
passives: elemental aura: all attacks that primarily use earth for damage have an x2 damage multiplier.
elemental affinity: all attacks that primarily use earth for damage that are aimed at Genesis have a .25 damage multiplier
(yes, those two stack, so earth attacks deal half damage to Genesis, and double damage to everything else except mega entities like the godmodder.)
Elemental wildness: Whenever given commands by its owner, it only has a 50% chance to obey.

randomly used one of the following abilities every turn unless successfully ordered to use a specific one.
abilities:
Smash: deals 5000 damage to a single entity. Cannot hit flying or burrowing entities
Boulder: deals 2500 damage to one entity and 1000 damage to two others. cannot hit burrowing entities.
Pound: deals 1000 damage to around half of the other entities in a zone, but in return deals 4000 damage to Genesis. cannot hit flying entities.
Barrier: Summons a 15K health barrier than absorbs 20% of all attacks aimed at Genesis. Additional barriers can be summoned, but they stack, so if there are three barriers, 60% of all attacks will be caught be one of them. If there are five barriers or more, Genesis cannot take damage until the number is reduced to four.
All of Genesis' attacks count as earth attacks.

The TARDIS jumps.
Dimentio turns and looks at the screen.
It shows the Operator.
...
Dimentio!
What?
Don't even think about it!
Fine.
Dimentio, his revenge on the skyblock zone finished, returns to the battlefield to break other things.

Phobos brings up the Big Chill and unleashes a massive freeze blast that drops the nether enemies out of the air.

It stops raining giant sperm whales and instead begins raining Godcraft logos. That explode.

Hmm, so actions of ultimate power? Well, I shall claim this thing on the giant bulletin.

+2 to Fseftr 9/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

MICROSOFT WAR BASE 40/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 23/25
MEGA ATTACK 45/50

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 8/9
NEW Barbrasol Melonbomb && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = ??? 1/??
NEW Barbrasol Melonbomb > Very Fine

I respawn, I AGGRESS Nimble with the QUANTUM CONUNDRUM.

MGAI gorrilaSlaps the Godmodder......


...'s Left Kneecap.

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

Twin. My shadow allowed me to be in two places at once. So, if you aren't going to allow that....

I summon two pigmen onto the arena to fight for me. (Not as entities) One will attack, one will alchemise.

I finish off Modpack by throwing Diablo right into his chest.

One pigmen throws an anvil at one of the face monsters. The other makes my first alchemy!

Lava Bucket & Water Bucket = Obsidian (1/2)