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I get a pocket chomper to eat the players in the arena.

My shadow electrifies his Diablo and slices and dices the TARDIS.

NETHER ARISEN: 27/40

Serpent! Stop the portal! You'll doom us all!

Elemental detonation: 2/13

Eldan Annihilator: 32/40


Eldan Terraformer: 32/50

Yin 45/50 +2 total to Aegis
Yang 45/50

I use the Staff of Ysera to create a colossal ghostly emerald that crashes into the sky block shields.

=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
enlarger stuff done
+1 Nightshade potion

Possibly the most somber piece of text I've written in DTG2 so far:

ii: 5/20 +1
iii: 1/20 +1
i 6/20 +1
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

I respawn.

I duplicate 3 holy mackerels.
or duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST LAST POST

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I get a pocket chomper to eat the players in the arena.

My shadow electrifies his Diablo and slices and dices the TARDIS.

NETHER ARISEN: 27/40

Serpent! Stop the portal! You'll doom us all!

Heheheh... Never. You'll have to find a way to control those mobs. Maniac: 39, Herobrine: 61. /null

POST 1;
MY INVENTORY:
Well, who has a bad temper? First, I smash those meteors I just summoned into that bad-tempered-one. The Alveary is where I stored my Bees. Next, all of me bees start stinging the bad-tempered-one. Afterward, I use this silver eye on that bad-tempered-one, which I will refer to as The Tempered. I then use Time Travel to send me and The Tempered to 100,000 BGC. I harness the void around me. I blast a surge of Void into The Tempered. The Void entered The Tempered, then eats it from the inside. Next, I unleash every mode on my Tubas I have left. I then fire all of my Origin's Staff at The Tempered. Afterward, I raise my staff. So much Insanity, Void, and Life Force flows out, that The Master and The Apprentice appears. The Master attacks with the remnants of the newfound Void energy, and The Apprentice uses the Elemental Hammer at the same time as me on The Tempered. Next, I unleash Java Smash on The Tempered. Finally, I use Breath Fire. OW HOT HOT HOT MY MOUTH IS BUR-BLUUUUGGGGHHH... what... so I just threw up fire onto The Tempered... and finally, I return to the present and activate The Voidwalker, sending all who will attack The Tempered and The Tempered into The Void for 3 turns, because of a few Null Crystals that I plucked out of the Void earlier. I then do this: Pure Void Energy && The words Flip it Turnways || Nether Quartz = Null Crystal. Finally, you forgot me using EMP to crash the Source Code of Reality. Now, I summon The Master. It does an insane amount of damage and has infinite HP, and was a one-post-charge. This should cause what Gerbil was talking about, a scale of some sorts measuring if a thing is too powerful, to backflip onto The Tempered's head. I then +2 the one with ships. Is this enough payment? Now... I do 5/5 (+3 from the one with fish, +1 from the one with the police box): Void Unleashed. I combine that with Void ability to present you: Rage of the Void. As we are currently in The Void, this also empowers my attack. "Well, Mr.Temper, you have just destroyed that party. I don't think my attacks are enough. So now, it is time to pay even more." As I say that, The Void becomes darker than usual. The Destroyer is summoned! It has weakened versions of the Beta Glitch's attacks, and 50,000 HP. It's only goal is to Destroy the Tempered. Also, her are the mechanics of The Void. Players are there, but are invincible. It is a zone but it requires 1 Null Crystal per turn you are in there. Anything relating to Void, as in void entities, void attacks, etc are buffed. Is that ok?
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 0/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 0/1000
AQUA: 0/1000
TERRA: 0/1000
AER: 0/1000
ORDO: 0/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE:II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII

I loudly read at the Godmodder, out of a book with so many nonfunctional plot developments that it enrages the entire literary community and all the people who have attempted to read it so far. I barely persevere through the entire text, driven only by my righteous rage at the destruction of the party and the lockout from my favorite server.


I then ask the Godmodder what he thought of it and give him the book...But I superglue it to his hand, in an OPEN position. He has to read it, forever. And ever. Heh. Heh. Heheheh. Heheheheheheheh. HAhahahahaha. Hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha. Bwahahaahahahahah! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

+1 to Wilson's Stamina 4/4 (Buying a potion.)
+1 to Fseftr 3/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 5/9
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 4/5
BARBRASOL && BIG RIP BOMBS = ???? 2/??

I SHOW THE GODMODDER MY COOL GUN, THE DOOMGRINGER! I THEN SHOOT HIM WITH IT! I THEN KICK HIS FACE INTO HIMSELF, AND THEN IT INVERTS SO MUCH THAT IT CREATES A FACIAL SINGULARITY, THAT IS DELETED OFF THE SERVER, WITH HIS FACE!

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

Quote from The_Serpent

Heheheh... Never. You'll have to find a way to control those mobs. Maniac: 39, Herobrine: 61. /null

That's not what I meant. Piono ordered me to close the portals to prevent a certain creature from getting through. If you continue on, it, or shall I say, they, shall escape. Close it or suffer the consequences!

Ehhh...Do they have tentacles?

While the Godmodder's hands are occupied, I stuff a poisoned Hershey's Kiss in his mouth.

So Piono's told you about them... He wasn't supposed to tell anyone. There shall be consequences for this, Piono. But tell me, is the creature you speak of the same creature that I speak of? This is best addressed in a PM. /null

Quote from The_Serpent

So Piono's told you about them... He wasn't supposed to tell anyone. There shall be consequences for this, Piono. But tell me, is the creature you speak of the same creature that I speak of? This is best addressed in a PM. /null

Alright, you can send it.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

19/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory (+2 from Leon (posts two and three) and self)
Bipolarity 3/11
Dark Carnaval 2/11
The Damned Spot 4/10

+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.

Heh. I pull out an Abstract Concept Solidifier, and shoot the Baubles charge at the godmodder. Will the Damned Spot and the final alchemy of this line still have the Flow and Freeze modes?

To foreshadow, I do not plan any Finales.

Heh. The time for reweaponization has begun. A proper level ten takes 65+ posts to make. Therefore, I activate the Slot Matrix of the Hazel Wand. It can accept three Addendum-s. Only one can be active at a time, and, when they are used, I cannot use the wand for attacking any more that turn.

Wand Addendum: Compound 1/20
Wand Addendum: Eldritch 1/20

The Godmodder deflects the charge!

Yes.

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

Sigh.

I press a button. A big sign that says MANIAC IS AG appears. I press a button. It now says PSYCHE! MANIAC IS NEUTRAL! The crowd gasps. What a

Now can I be Neutral?

Fair enough. I get a Red matter bomb. I light it on fire. I throw the bomb at the Godmodder. It doesn't explode. Huh. What do you know. I then get a gravity gun and throw it to space. The Red Matter Bomb absorbs some of the power of the sun, becoming the SPACE RED MATTER BOMB FROM THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!! It then falls on the Godmodder and explodes. Multiple enemies are also sucked into the blast. (If that's OP, just make the Godmodder be hit)

And by me, I mean my shadow.

I attack all remaining players in the Emerald Arena with the MILLION PUNCHES OF THE WITHER!!!!!!!!

NETHER ARISEN: 25/40

No!

The instant you get the Red Matter Bomb, it disappears from your hands! You rage at the Godmodder, who obviously only intended to vaporize your own bomb, but you quickly see that is not the case... He has completely disabled the Tekkit modpack that introduced those Bombs, and his disabling of that has crippled thousands of builds throughout the server... Explosives go off prematurely, buildings topple, whole automated systems malfunction...

I'm no longer prefacing aggressions with "> ____: AGGRESS."

600 damage to every player!

+3,000 XP!

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

+1 to Wilson's Stamina 2/4 (Buying a potion.)
+1 to Fseftr 1/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 3/9
X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ MORTUUS = Quantum Conundrum 5/6
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 2/5

The... Rave...
Oh gosh >FLASHBACK TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD.
No one... Destroys innocent zones... AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

ALL WEAPONS ATTACKS CHARGED WHICH INCLUDE:
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
Effeconator Tri-Hit
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III


ARE USED ON THE GODMODDER! EACH ONE DOES AS FOLLOWS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
THE DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM RIDDLES THE GODMODDER WITH SPECIALLY MADE DOOM BULLETS! EACH ONE CAN BRING THE DOOM OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL DOOM METHOD! HOWEVER, THESE ONES ARE ESPECIALLY MADE FOR THE GODMODDER, MAKING THEM IMMUNE TO TELEPORTATION, OR MOVING FROM THEIR PATH ONCE FIRED, AND THEY ARE TRACKING TO THE ONE AND ONLY GODMODDER WHO HAS TAKEN OVER THIS SERVER, AND CAN PENETRATE ANY SHIELD OR OBSTACLE IN THEIR PATH TO REACH THE GODMODDER!
THE X-INFERNO BLAZE IT LAUNCHES ITSELF AT THE GODMODDER, DISTRACTING HIM BEFORE A DOOM BULLET HITS HIM, AND IS UN TELEPORTABLE. AND THEN WEDGES ITSELF IN THE GODMODDER'S ARMOR, AND GOES TO THE MAXIMUM HEAT SETTING. THIS DOES NOTHING ON ITS OWN, BUT WITH THE
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGGEDON THE BLADE DOES THE SAME THING, EXCEPT IT FREEZES THE HEAT, GIVING THE GODMODDER FREEZERBURN. I CALL HIM A STEAK. THIS HIGHLY OFFENDS HIM. IF IT DOESN'T DO DAMAGE, I THREATEN TO USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK/WHITE HOLES. (Sorry Twin, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to hit the godmodder.)
THE EFFECTONATOR TRI HIT WOULD USUALLY HIT THE GODMODDER WITH THREE EFFECTS, BUT INSTEAD IT FIRES THREE COLORED SHOTS, EACH HITTING A FACIAL ORIFICE OF THE GODMODDER!
THE SINGULARITY WORMHOLE FIRES AN ANTIMATTER SPACIAL BLAST INSTEAD OF A WORMHOLE, AND FIRES IT DURING ALL THE OTHER CHAOS GOING ON DURING THIS ATTACK. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, MOVED, OR TELEPORTED AWAY FROM ITS PATH TO HIT THE GODMODDER. ONCE IT DOES, ITS ANTIMATTER CLASHES WITH THE GODMODDER, AND IT MAKES SURE THAT ONE OF THE DOOM BULLETS REMOVES ALL ANTIMATTER SHIELDS!
THE POLAR MELTDOWN GLOBAL WARMING PLAYS A TAPE OF THOUSANDS OF BABY POLAR BEARS DROWING, RIGHT NOW. THE GODMODDER COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN THIS, AS IT IS LIVE. THE BABY POLAR BEARS ARE CRYING NOW AS THEY DIE. BEGGING FOR HELP. WHILE THE GODMODDER IS DISTRACTED BY THIS MOVING DISPLAY, I HIT HIM (SOMEWHAT LIGHTLY) ACROSS THE FACE, WHILE RECOMMENDING HE DONATES TO A CHARITY TO SAVE THEM. I KNOW HE IS A BAD GUY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A "BAD GUY" PER SE.
The BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY explains how the Big Bang created the universe, and how that power is in these bombs, and during the presentation the bombs fly out of the screen and hit the godmodder, using the same but slightly different anti godmodder projectile methods the other things in this attack used.
Then, to top it all off, I take off all my gear, charges and alchemies, and TRIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUNCH C-C-C-COMBO B-B-B-B-BREAKER ULTRA PUNCH KICK COMBO FINISHER ATTACK THE GODMODDER!

I then challenge the godmodder to a game of connect 4. If he cheats, it obviously shows that I am better at connect 4 than him. And therefore, smarter. And all the players will know it to be true.

Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI retrieves HIS ghost AI and joint attacks the godmodder with HIM! HE goes for a brute attack, firing at the godmodder, while the MCGAI (Microsoft Cloud Ghost AI, technically a split so it still works.) sneaks up close, knowing the godmodder knows he's there, sees the godmodder try to punt him into the Rainbow Rumpus Party Town, and AUTO-PARRIES, does a flip, and kicks the godmodder in the face! During this, HIS ghost AI riddles the godmodder with bullets from his DOOMBRINGER!


SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

The Godmodder readies himself for the incoming onslaught...

He firstly enters bullet time, allowing him to see the Doombringer's shots fire in insanely slow motion! However, this also allows him to see the X-Inferno's special attack, which I assume comes before the Doombringer shots would have hit him. He backflips out of the way of Blaze It, and then goes out of bullet time! Although he landed quite a ways from the Doombringer's initial firing spot, the bullets still autotrack him and fly to his position!

The Godmodder then interacts with the Command Block systems imbedded in his Banhammer, allowing him to stop the flow of time for everything on the server except him and the bullets! He skyrockets into the air, and the bullets follow him! Eventually, he enters outer space, clears his planet's orbit, and heads over to the Moon! He then freezes time for everything except him and you, and says that if your attack was to go through, it would also destroy the Moon, since the bullets can head through every obstacle in their path! Even if the Godmodder was to head back to Earth, the first thing in the bullets' paths would be the Moon! If it was destroyed, the shrapnel would rain down on the server, causing bigger problems than even the UOSS's explosion...

He then unfreezes time for everything except the bullets and heads down to the server, where he similarly dodges the X-Blizzard's special attack. (If they're both AoE attacks, he flies out of their range.) The Godmodder is not offended by your comment on calling him a steak, and then turns you into a steak! You then threaten to use the Supermassive Black/White Holes, but the Godmodder knows you wouldn't actually do that... If you did, you'd be booted all the way to Scratch's Manor, and the game would slowly die down, meaning the Godmodder would reign FOREVER!

Once you've regained human proportions, you fire the Effectonator at the Godmodder's head, but he ducks down so that the strikes hit his Helmet! The Godmodder doesn't do a thing about Singularity's attack! Since the Doom bullets failed to hit the Godmodder, it still regains Antimatter Protection -1, so it doesn't harm him! Lastly, the Godmodder immediately uses his Banhammer to vaporize the tape played by Polar Meltdown, and then throws it at you once you have taken off your gear! Since you are vulnerable, you are vaporized, preventing your attack from working! He would steal all of your gear, but decides he's not THAT evil. Yet.

And yes, since you said that all of this happened simultaneously, this all happened in around .901 seconds.

The Godmodder beats you in the Connect 4 match because he's played Connect 4 all his life! It was one of his favorite games growing up... He didn't think his skill would help him later on, but it looks like he's been proven wrong!

The Godmodder then does to HIS doom bullets what he did you yours! They form an ominous cloud of bullets at the far side of the moon, waiting to strike. This gives him ample time to AUTO-PARRY the A.I's AUTO-PARRY!

Quote from Aegis_A095_2»

+1(x2) to Talist
6/50 Summoning...
6/50 Attacking...
2/10 Attacking...

10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)

INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII

armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In

1/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist
1/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron
Hephaestus On Ice 4/6

> 50 post - I ask the godmodder what happens when Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now?" While he thinks, I slug (noun) him in the gut.

> I move all the Pelicans to the Rainbow Rumpus Ruins. SWARM MY FIGHTERS, SWARM! (a Pelican receives an additional 100 attack for every pelican alive)

The Godmodder already knows the paradoxical nature of that statement (his plugins detected it the millisecond you started to say it) and merely feigns deep thought! He then AUTO-PARRIES your slug (noun) in the gut by breaking your wrist with about a thousand times over.

The Pelicans move to the Rainbow Rumpus Ruins! No, they don't.

Quote from Amperz4nd»

No, I didn't change to Neutral, you referred to me as Neutral. I was slightly confused.

Right. Destroy the Godmodder. Heh. Well, I'll get to that in a moment. After I charge my crap. {The sheer annoyingness of my ignoring him causes the Godmodder to take damage}

I +2 Erelye. {I apologise if I miss any +charge's people give me, I'm not at my best lately, probably best not to try.}

Mimetic Polybass 9/9

The Atom Smasher AND Nuclear Winter 4/?

Cancer 11/11

Teleglitch Guy 14/32

Adv. Monochromium Research 11/20

MPV Anachronism 39/50

Upgrades for said 10/20X4

Ok, so plain Entropium ingots and Reverse English makes Lord English's own weapon... M'kaythen... Howsabout...

Reverse English AND Destabilized Entropium Overcharger 1/?

And, of course, master plan and all...

Half a bow AND Eldritch Tentacle 1/11

Oh. o_0

You got MIMETIC POLYBASS! A modified version of I'll Be Back infused with the raw dubstep power of Drop the Bass.

The Atom-Smasher && Nuclear Winter = Falling Out (Level 6: 4/7)

You got CANCER. Ignoring the obvious connotations of the previous statement, I'll describe the weapon. A giant, double bladed scythe whose frame is wrapped in red tentacles. Its two blades appear to be cast in the shape of a "6", yet when wielded the lower one is upside down, forming a "69" pattern. Its blades are red-hot, and embers emanate from them.

Broken Bow && Eldritch Tentacle = Darkleer (Level 10: 1/11)

Quote from PitTheAngel»

just ignore this.

yalalalalalala marrissa is 19/50

yalalalalalala

Quote from Goomba98»

I continue continuing to charge.

Kick in the Shins: 3/3 (+1)

yalalalalalala

I'm turning that into a Running G(I fail counted)

Quote from fseftr»

Oh. Now I see. Modpack and nimble, the cosmic tax is paid to the game. Not Blue. The ships are already in your possession, I'm not going to summon them for you. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm still going to take your +1s though. Cause I'm PG.

Edit: Actually... I will still do that if you want. So, Modpack, you'd owe me 79 +1s, and Nimble'd owe 6. I will fulfill your orders ASAP. Which frankly won't be that soon. So, how bout it?

I help k4yne twice

15/15 Heal on all my ships.
22/50 x2

Potion of Dyes ooo Gunpowder 1/2
2 Blue Sky 1/1

Alright, Godmodder!
Weird hand slapping thing you people do!
Maybe not so good on seducing that player.

I wear blue sky. I then take the weakest player and spawn dozens for snow golems around them. When they can't see from the mass of snow and cold, I spawn a wither instead.

Blue: Heal the Aluminati ships with Gib Tsunami.

+10,000 HP to all of them!

Potion of Dyes OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Dyes

6,000 damage to ManiacMasteR! He is Frozen and Withered!

+6,000 XP!

+9,000 HP!

Quote from Irecreeper»

=TURN ONE=

=[5 / 50]= ???
=[A]=[5 / 6]= The Ailen's Tea Set
=[A]=[2 / 10]= Even In Death

ACTUALLY, WE CAN STILL TALK TO PREVIOUS HOSTS.
HE STILL COUNTS AS A PREVIOUS HOST.
YEAH.

I pull out a tuba.
I then proceed to preform IMPROV TUBASTEP, which is TERRIBLE DUBSTEP, combined with TUBAS and me hitting the GODMODDER with the Tuba I'm playing.

Alright. Fair enough.

The Godmodder wields Combat-Grade Headphones, but he still has to fight through the music to burn your arm off so you can't use the Tubas!

Quote from Tenessen»

I summon Tri-Mace windu

CD enchant 3/10

I also give him the T1 alchemy Blind mans mace and give it to Tri wace windu for him to wield and have him blind and/or distract the godmodder while...

I SPINZAKU THE GODMODDER IN MY DANCE INDUCED RAGE:

Tri-Mace Windu added!

You got the BLIND MAN'S MACE! A Mace that, upon hit, has a chance of Blinding the target.

You give it to Tri-Mace Windu. He will attempt to attack the Godmodder with it.

The Godmodder combats with every single dance in the world all preformed at once! The sheer incredulity of it snaps your legs in half.

Quote from TheLordErelye»

20/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory

Bipolarity 4/11

Dark Carnaval 3/11

Addendums: 2/20x2

The Damned Spot 5/10

Time to get serious. I rush out of the way of the blast, and wait, staring at Richard for a few seconds. Suddenly, I flash-step behind him, and inject him with a dose of Gaseous Ink Poison. This was not the point. (Hah. Hah. Puns.) While he is preoccupied with that, I drop a TEMPORAL LOBSTER OF INFINITE ENERGIES upon his head. The LOBSTER attempts to devour his face. Grayhold teleports away... Perhaps it travelled to DTG3? Heh. This will make my job then so much easier. However, the LOBSTER realizes that it is not enough to cause one damage. As such, I nail the godmodder. Literally. With a nail. Made of magnesium. Heh. Stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabbbbbbbb x8 Stab Combo

You inject the Godmodder's Diamond Armor with the Poison instead! Thanks to its Effect Reflectivity -1 enchantment, he touches you and the poison travels through his armor and into you! You are then fatally poisoned.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man»

+1 to Wilson's Stamina 3/4 (Buying a potion.)
+1 to Fseftr 2/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ MORTUUS = Quantum Conundrum 6/6 DONE
Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 4/9
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 3/5
BARBRASOL && BIG RIP BOMBS = ???? 1/??

I MICROSOFT PUNCH THE GODMODDER!
I THEN MICROSOFT CLOUD PUNCH THE GODMODDER, RESULTING IN THE ORCHID LIGHT APPEARING ON MY FIST, AND I PUNCH THE GODMODDER WITH THE LIGHT!
I THEN XBOX LIVE GOLD PUNCH THE GODMODDER!
I THEN XBOX ONE PUNCH THE GODMODDER!
I THEN MICROSOFT-
MICROSOFT ATTACK 4.13x COMBO!


SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

You got QUANTUM CONUNDRUM! An antimatter blade infused with Microsoft technology. It can cycle through many different random status effects that it will inflict to its target.

Barbasol && Big Rip Bombs = Supermassive Black Hole (Level 612: 1/613)

The Godmodder blocks your first punch with a PC MASTER RACE BLOCK! The block catches you so off guard that you tumble head-first into a PC.

Quote from The_Serpent»

Please let me do this sidequest. It's not like I have anything else to do. If it's taking too long, just stop it. I summon a SkyBlock Guard.

In the Nether... Serpent emerges onto a field of Soul Sand. Two Zombie Pigman await.

Serpent: 30,000/30,000

Pigman: 7,500/7,500 (x2)

Other players can join provided they keep attacking the Godmodder.

You summon a Skyblock Guard!

Quote from Pokefan151»

As the party is crashed, I know that I should have seen it coming. I know what must be done. The godmodder must be stopped.

I peer into the future, seeing every possible action the godmodder could take, then countering each and every one of them with my own plan. Finally, taking every future into consideration, I attack the godmodder with the one plan that will work.

Taking every future into consideration would take you centuries! The Godmodder simply removes your ability to see into the future while you're doing it.

Quote from Talist»

Yin 44/50 +2 total to Aegis
Yang 44/50

Sigh... That party's ending was a real shame. You know, our goal was actually to injure the Godmodder (hey, he's been hurt by weirder). I suppose we did hurt him mentally. That's worth at least one damage. And if our end goal is to make him rage quit, it seems ignoring him is a pretty good way of building up his rage. I hope I get a chance to do my side quest I had planned. But now would be a terrible time. Maybe I can slip it in if there's an intermission. Anyway, enough prattling.

I'm better at devising cool entities over cool attacks. When you say the Godmodder will try to find loopholes with our entities, do you mean actually solving an entity's puzzle or just dealing absurd amounts of damage? If you mean the former, this might actually be rather fun.

I attempt to bore the Godmodder to death with an extensive lecture on flower pots, including their history, development, context, social impacts, artistic representation, design philosophy, economic significance, mythology, military use, medical significance, memetic impact, evolutionary effect, global price, manufacturing, export and import, supply and demand impact, resource needs, net gain to society, pre-historic use, marginal benefit, influence on TV, effect on long lists, evil plot to enslave humanity, literary references, moral dilemmas, environmental impact, intelligence, legal backlashes, population fluxes, popularity boon, game representation, material changes, negative effect on the space program, and finally, my favorite topic, their impact on Coca-Cola's marketing scheme to make Santa red to improve sales. Ones of these is not like the others...

I guess I'll finish the enlarger stuff then go back to the arena.
enlarger stuff 4/5
+1 Noghtshade potion

The former, definitely.

Instead of boring him to death, he takes extensive notes! He then puts this in his list of Armies He'd Like To Create In The Next Year Or So, at the very top.

Quote from Amperz4nd»

That... That's just cruel...



I increase all my charges by one,
and spend some time shooting the godmodder with a generik gnu.

The Godmodder isn't sure if that's a typo or not... And neither am I!

Quote from TheLordErelye»

21/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory
Bipolarity 5/11
Dark Carnaval 4/11
Addendums: 3/20x2
The Damned Spot 6/10

I refuse to cease my relentless assailment. Without even bothering to check if my past attacks have dealt any damage, I draw The Big Chill, and set it to Flow mode. Hmmm... Everything seems to be going more... sluggish than usual. Heh. I flash-step all about, looking for the slits in the mail, metaphorically speaking. Yes, my Auravision enables me to see the Godmodder's armor, regardless of whether it is invisible or not. Upper left shoulder, right wrist, ankles, and neck. Easy enough. I attempt to bring time to a standstill, and proceed to jab the sword into the weak points. Afterwards, I telekinetically blast Richard away, towards the next person who seeks to harm him. There will be no repentance... no second endeavors.

I take out a few pieces of quartz, and stain each piece with a different substance. (Redstone, Blaze Powder, Lavender Flower, Charcoal, and Lapis Lazuli) I chisel those pieces into lenses, and affix them to a small, handheld device, looking quite a bit like a holographic projector. I slip it into my pocket, after attaching a lens made of an Ender Pearl.

The Godmodder has his own time-stopping weapon... He uses it to counteract the Flow setting on your weapon, then knocks you away with the Banhammer (which is the aforementioned time-stopping weapon)!

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STAL?????? [20/50]

Lord Doubtfire [12/50]



The Control Core Tank, angered by the crashing of the party, STEPS on the Godmodder.

It might be big, but it's also FAST. In fact, it's already gone back to the background, after having stepped on the Godmodder.

I laugh at the Godmodder being stepped on, hopefully damaging his ego.

The Godmodder holds its enormous weight up with his own two hands, then throws it into a mountain range, obliterating it! (The range.)

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ii: 3/20 +1 self
iii: 15/20 +1 self
i 4/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

Perfect.
I fire off Nimbleguy's rockets and with a final pulse the magic circle expands to great magnitudes, All the energy from the party. The Dancing, The Music, The Creativity Flows into the magic circle, the rainbow hues drained from the city below flow towards the magic circle.

Ironically, the Godmodder broke the final seal...
THE PARTY CANNON IS PRIMED.

Confetti falls from the magic circle.

(I'm not even joking, I planned this whole thing out. The Godmodder came a bit early, would have been nice to atleast had a little leeway)
(/OOC This actually was one big combined attack on the Godmodder, from the start. It wasn't really a side plot more like a show that we (The AG's) had combined together to Defeat the Godmodder and we were using the medium of party to do so. It was a flash mob because it was meant to surprise you :/)

I duplicate 3 holy mackerels.
or duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST POST

The Godmodder looks at it and laughs.

He wonders how much damage a PARTY CANNON could do, anyway!

You got a GOLDEN SKELETON KEY!

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DLC Burst: IIII Copy-Paste: IIIIII

>DLC Burst Ready

The Machine builds up power from its DLC Cannons, lines of copied code swirling, then firing in a massive burst of capitalist energy at The Godmodder! I then Voidslash the Godmodder while scooping up Rainbow Rocks (1/50).

The Godmodder counters your Voidslash with a Lightstrike!

The Machine will attack the Godmodder!

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45/50 Mantorok + 1 fseftr
11/50 Pirate Cove + 1 fseftr
5/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte

> K4yne: ...

GC: What.
GC: What. The.
GC: That little [BEEP]. Let's [BEEP] him.
GC: We will [BEEP] them hard. We will [BEEP] them in places they have never been [BEEP]ed before.
GC: [BEEP]ing jerks. They will rue the day they were born.
GC: I AM SICK. SICK OF IT! HE DESERVES NOTHING BUT DEATH. not a second spoil of war. and i will make sure he dies for real. in due time.
GC: AND NOW I HAVE ACTUAL ACCESS TO THE FULL LOADOUT. I WILL CREATE THE MOST POWERFUL ALCHEMY EVER CONCEIVED BY MAN. to get what i always wanted. to feel the satisfaction of the hunt again. and again. and A͚͉͇͖͖̞̓ͯͪ͒̃̑̕G̤̤̬̯ͮ̄̽ͤA͚̙̯̹̺̠͝ͅǏ̶̬̪̺͔̘͎̱N̤ͯ̈́͂̑͘.

Looks like someone whose name i would not mention if i ever want to be in charge again has seriously angered my actual pilot! Hogan is in control back again! Let's all hope you don't seek for any trouble, or his extended stay could bring more than you can chew off.

And though not apparent at first, the entire monologue was Hogan speaking. I just needed a reason to make him appear again or people would forget about him.

> Hogan: I MOVE DEDAN TO THE SKYBLOCK ZONE. THEN I UBER HIM WITH CERBERUS. he shall not die.
> R. K.: Healing Dedan with tea.

> Auto-Command: The Professional Killstreak Kit now applies itself to the Godmodder. It disappears out of the inventory.

Helpin' fseftr twice.

Dedan is moved to the Skyblock Zone! You then use Cerberus, ubercharging him! He glows with a blue light, completely impervious to attack!

+4,000 HP!

The Godmodder is now a Professional Killstreak Godmodder! That won't be displayed next to his rank, though.

Quote from Leonstar0»

ii: 4/20 +1
iii: 16/16 EXPENDED
i 5/20 +1
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

I expend 16/16 charges and 10 holy mackerels. GODMODDER, TAKE DAMAGE BECAUSE THIS PARTY WAS FOR KILLING YOU, NOT A SIDEQUEST RAGE!
I slap the Godmodder into the center of the magic circle with various fish appearing in golden light, in all shapes and sizes. "I will NOT *SLAP* tolerate YOUR *SLAP* ego for something that *SLAP* has over 200 charges *SLAP* that was all aimed at YOU *SLAP*, as well as a *SLAP* collaboration between EVERY AG *SLAP* plotting YOUR DEMISE *SLAP* Via the medium *SLAP* of party *SLAP*!"

I hug the godmodder so tightly he is unable to move or escape and if he does I teleport him back here with planer magic.


PARTY CANNON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the energy stored in the party is concentrated and in a single instance, unleashed. With the Godmodder and me at the Epicenter.

(because of you I had not enough time to animate the GIF I was working on, so self sacrifce and rage will have to do!)

I duplicate 3 holy mackerels.
or duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST POST

The Godmodder yells back at you!

"Well, I won't tolerate all of you! Not because I want you to ragequit! Not because I'm "evil" and you're "good"! Because you all have lost COMPLETE FOCUS of how this whole war is supposed to go! You're not supposed to be hurting me with alchemies and entities and charged attacks! You're supposed to do ORIGINAL, one-shot attacks! Things made up right as you do them!

"It's not supposed to be about making intricate entities, and wiping the field with alchemies, although that helps, and did help during the Invasion! It's about thinking of original attacks that will actually have a shot at hurting ME! You ALL have lost sight of that! You're all blind! And if it falls on me to pull back the curtain and bring about daybreak, then SO BE IT!"

You hug the Godmodder, but he yells and breaks free in aura of pure heat! The Party Cannon revs up, however, and the Godmodder is caught unawares... He is engulfed in its fire. There is a crater where the Godmodder once stood that reaches all the way down to Bedrock. You do not see him...

TT2000 and the veterans of DTG pale. They've seen this before... Thankfully, though, it doesn't appear he became nuclear in the blast. But when the Godmodder rises from the smoke, it is with an ear-piercing scream! He's taken 1 damage!

Quote from TT2000»

Okay Godmodder...you want to be attacked?

Be careful what you wish for...

BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT.

"RUMPUS PARTYTOWN WILL NOT GO UNAVENGED!", I screech, then leap into action!



I rush straight towards the godmodder, crossing miles of kand in a single bound. Eventually when I'm right next to him, I reach up my hand, AND THEN...

I poke him.

Points Constellae: 8/10(right?)

The Godmodder grabs your arm, and reels back his own hand, then pokes you... IN THE EYE!!! Infinite damage to you!

Quote from Goomba98»

I unleash Kick in the Shins on the Godmodder.

You only end up injuring yourself as your foot doesn't even make a dent in his Diamond Armor.

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twin, may I just point out that for how much you've been complaining about people not targeting the godmodder, you don't seem to like people trying to attack him very much... Not to mention that I was also taking into account his plugins, the reason why Tricky being able to sneak up on him had such a low chance of happening. You sort of missed what an improbability drive does. Go read hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy then come back to me.
Also, you never responded to the PM I sent you about the titans.
8/9 for heat and clockwork
4/8 fro the overkiller
I finish king of the hill
44/50 for Genesis
1/15 for a new charged attack

Since I never got to use the charged attack last round...
The godmodder attempts to break Tricky's sign post in half.
Improbability drives don't work like that.
How high was Tricky's improbability drive turned up?
So high that the godmodder's plugins set off the alarms at the wrong area.
The godmodder receives a sign-post to the face, and then ircucvci to the gut.
He never even sees the clown that did it.
Not even when...
15/15 expended!
He's on the receiving end of a pure blast of improbability and half of his molecules turn into cupcakes and the other half turn into orange crocodiles.

Dimentio looks at the castle ruins...
Oh! Looks like chaos!
Dimentio flies the TARDIS into Rainbow Rumpus Ruins and immediately begins disintegrating entities.
(by the way, that makes two rounds in a row that Dimentio and the TARDIS did absolutely nothing, he's sort of here to thin out entities until Phase 5)

piono watches the chaos down below, and then sighs.
He leans over and clicks into his PDA
Phobos, leave the arena.
Does the godmodder need attention?
Yes, he's throwing a fit like a little baby, so I need you to go bust up some of his stuff and see if it makes him feel better.
Got it.
Tricky appears on the platform.
Finally!
Took you long enough.

Phobos leaves the Emerald Arena. Since it seems Twin wants us to aim at the godmodder primarily,

You got KING OF THE HILL! An upgraded version of its previous incarnation infused with the very power of the Earth itself. With this mighty hammer, you can indeed become its very title.

Hey, wait a minute! The Godmodder remembers that Tricky the Clown was killed earlier on, during the Homestuck Invasion! (or at the very least, left the Battlefield!) And since there's a new rule that entities can't be resummoned (and he WAS an entity during the EoA2 (a mistake that I am responsible for)) then Tricky the Clown shouldn't even exist right now! He vanishes. The Godmodder is fully aware that Tricky will godmod this, but at least it allowed him to completely nullify the effects of his Improbability Drive on this server.

Dimentio and the TARDIS enter Rainbow Rumpus Ruins!

No! If anyone, it would be ME who's "throwing a fit like like a little baby [sic]"! The majority of you here aren't even playing this game correctly!

Quote from Netpatham»

Oh wow...Make it infinitely improbable that the Godmodder's connection will fail! I has idea! ...Oh wait, Minecraft logic would negate that. Darn IT.

I punch the Godmodder with my LEFT fist!

The Godmodder blocks you with his LEFT fist! Which happens to be made of metal. Ouch.

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I help k4yne twice

2/10 Nimble's order if he wants it, an attack if he doesn't.
24/50 x2

Potion of Dyes ooo Gunpowder 2/2

Blue: Don Blue Sky, ride the sentry helicopter into the portal. Join Serpent's side quest.

I take the weakest player and do a flashy yet totally ineffective in real life double cartwheel triple somersault spinning backwards kick on them.

You got a SPLASH POTION OF DYES!

You join The_Serpent's sidequest.

5,500 damage!

+5,500 XP!

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I +1 serpent and nimble
I finish heat and clockwork
5/8 for the overkiller
Now, for the high-tier earth alchemy.
Earth, the element of stability, the bones of the world. Stong, nearly immovable, but just as unstoppable when angered.
I do King of the Hill OR lesser earth elemental: 1/11
There's one thing you should know about elementals. Elementals may not seem to be very powerful, but the thing is, every elemental is centered on an open rift to the plane of its element. Most of the time, killing or destroying an elemental destroys the rift as well. Not when you unbind an elemental. When that happens, you basically get the equivalent of an elemental nuke. Guess what alchemizing does? Unbinds the elemental. However, rather that detonating an earth nuke, it empowers whatever the alchemy is with both the elementals consciousness and the power of the unbinding.
Thus, my hammer goes up to level ten, even though the base power of a lesser elemental wouldn't normally mean anything next to the ridiculous power of my weapon.
45/50 for Genesis
2/15 for new charged attack

Phobos shadow stabs the godmodder.
Nothing more, since my sister is bugging me to get off and I don't have time to be more interesting.

You got HEAT AND CLOCKWORK! An upgraded version of Real Steel imbued with the heating power of a furnace.

King of the Hill || Lesser Earth Elemental = Terra Firma (Level 10: 1/11)

The Godmodder counters by filling himself with daylight, removing all shadows from the immediate area!

Quote from Netpatham»

I sneak attack! (the Godmodder)

I roll initiative!

I get initiative!

I sneak attack (the Godmodder) again!
Surprise!

The Godmodder has eyes in THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! No, not literally. But still!

The Godmodder's initiative-rolling plugins are rigged so that you never actually get the initiative! Therefore, you fail.

Quote from PitTheAngel»

If it's a fight you want, then it's a fight you get!

The game begins.

With meteors.

And explosives.

And giant misspelled fish.

And fire.

And dinasours.

And misspellings.

All aimed directly at the godmodder.

The meteors are all captured by Skaia's defense portals! The explosives landed in water, so they blew up nothing! The giant misspelled fishes are destroyed by the Godmodder's autocorrect plugins! A thunderstorm nullifies the rain! One stray meteor blows up all the dinasours before getting sucked up by a defense portal! The mispellings are similarly destroyed!

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I spin around with Diablo. As I start spinning, it grows larger, and larger, and larger. I throw the huge Diablo at one random player.

My shadow gets a lightning rod. He places it on the Tardis. Suddenly, a thunderstorm happens. Lightning strikes the Tardis. It overcharges, and a part of it explodes.

NETHER ARISEN: 26/40

You are frozen!

Quote from Netpatham»

I spam the Godmodder's chat to obscure everyone/thing else!

The Godmodder mutes you!

Quote from The_Serpent»

Netherium: 3/50. (Boosted by Piono with two posts.)

I fire off a Hell's Instrument at a Pigman (in the sidequest). I then do an amazing combo with Hades' Cut to kill the other. If all are dead, we progress from the Hall of Souls to the MAGMA MEZZANINE.

A Large Magma Cube, two mediums, and three smalls appear. The large has 15000 HP, tthe mediums have 6,500, and the smalls have 3000.

Alright. (I'll keep track of this in the EoTB.)

Quote from fseftr»

I help k4yne twice

3/10 Nimble's order if he wants it, an attack if he doesn't.
25/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 1/4

Blue: Snipe magma cubes with ultramarine as sentry heli hovers and auto-shoots at them.

I walk up to the weakest player and break a potion of harming over their head.

Sentry Helicopter -c Ion Cannons = Subatomic Sentry Helicopter (1/4)

500 damage to ManiacMasteR!

+500 XP!

Quote from pionoplayer»

Heat and clockwork AND crafting table 1/10 (this is it, now we find out what you get when you combine everything in the starting stockpile)
6/8 for the overkiller
2/11 for the mega earth hammer
46/50 for Genesis: earth titan
3/15 for the alchemiter upgrade. Twin, is 15 enough of a charge to make the alchemiter capable of combining an infinite number of items at once (so, say I were to try and take the entire stockpile, and combine it all together in one thing. I'm not stupid, I know that would result in an alchemy over level 10, but just asking)

Meh, not feeling creative enough to attack the godmodder, so I do the one thing he would least expect.
I throw a healing potion at him.
Unfortunately, its not a minecraft healing potion, and by the time he realizes that its the kind that must be drunk to have a positive effect and is extremely painful if it gets in your eyes, the glass shatters on his face.
Painful health potion gets in his eyes, causing much pain to the eyes which the health potion got in.

Heat and Clockwork && Crafting Table = God Crafted (Level 9: 1/10)

I'd really rather there wasn't an upgrade that allowed you to combine a large amount of items at once in an alchemy. I find it's simpler to calculate them if there's a small amount of inputs.

No other healing potion in a game would do that! It bounces off of the Godmodder unharmed! He then picks it up...

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Having charged stuff, I decide to attack the Godmodder...

I raise the Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum, sight in, fire, one, two, three, four, five, six, empty...

As the last bullet reaches him, I am already warping away, using the Alcubierre tech rather than Erelye's design...

And, suddenly, behind him, slicing down with hydraulic strength and Monochrome razor-edge...

Warping away again, before I see the result... The Godmodder turns from reacting to the sudden backstab to see a storm of poly-elemental chaos and various, more destructive things from all eight of my currently equipped guns coming towards him at nearly .1.5C...

It is at this point that an orbital artillery strike lands.

Boom.

{These are all separate attacks.}


Teleglitch Guy 16/32

Adv. Monochromium Research 13/20

MPV Anachronism 42/50 {:D, 42}

Upgrades for said 12/20x4

RV AND DEO 3/?

Half a bow AND Eldritch Tentacle 3/11

The Atom-Smasher AND Nuclear Winter 6/?

GAHMD IS FULLY OVERCHARGED 6/6

The Godmodder counters with a Rainbow Matter shield! He then counters your second attack by explaining that there is no such thing as ".1.5"! The orbital artillery strike is somehow shot down by the ACN Turret, where it explodes in midair.

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Thanks for the motivation, Twin!

Action 1/3

Oryx's Pact: 4/50

Release from Lantimor: 4/25

I wake up after the events of the following late hours.

Is this... MON DIEU!!!

I try butter knifing the Godmodder in retaliation with a Strange Genuine Vintage Unusual Self Made Professional Killstreak Diamond Botkiller Black Rose. I'll let him have it for 400,000 Burning Flames Team Captains every 12 microseconds.

SWORD DAMAGE: 0/150K

CONSTRUCT SQUAD: 2/3 (FINISHING TOUCHES)

0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 damage to the Godmodder! Unfortunately, this rolls over back to 0. If you repeated that trillions upon trillions upon trillions of times (in as many posts) maybe you could deal one damage to him! The Godmodder accepts your trade, since it was mentioned earlier that he has infinite backpacks full of every item.

However, every TF2 player finds out about your excess supply of Team Captains, and eventually your backpack is full of them! You get so many trade requests that you exile yourself from Steam entirely...

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=TURN TWO=

=[6 / 50]= ???
=[A]=[6 / 6]= The Ailen's Tea Set -> COMPLETE!
=[A]=[3 / 10]= Even In Death

I shoot The Ailen's Tea Set at the AMP Unit. HEALS!

You got the ALIEN'S TEA SET! An upgraded version of The Doktor's Tea Set that is much more alien than its prototype, and uses special alien solvents to make its healing power more potent!

+7,500 HP!

Quote from K4yne»

48/50 Mantorok + 2 fseftr
14/50 Pirate Cove + 2 fseftr
6/25 Fish-Tech: Piranha's Byte

> Hogan: I HELLSPAWN THE TARDIS THING
> R. K.: Riddles the TARDIS with stickies from the Bombs For Blasting At You and detonates them.

Helpin' fseftr twice.

15,000 damage to the TARDIS!

Quote from ManiacMasteR»

I get a pocket chomper to eat the players in the arena.

My shadow electrifies his Diablo and slices and dices the TARDIS.

NETHER ARISEN: 27/40

Serpent! Stop the portal! You'll doom us all!

You are Frozen!

9,000 damage to the TARDIS!

Quote from 5l1n65h07»

Elemental detonation: 2/13

Eldan Annihilator: 32/40


Eldan Terraformer: 32/50

Quote from Talist»

Yin 45/50 +2 total to Aegis
Yang 45/50

I use the Staff of Ysera to create a colossal ghostly emerald that crashes into the sky block shields.


enlarger stuff done
+1 Nightshade potion

Possibly the most somber piece of text I've written in DTG2 so far:

Wilson wandered around the graveyard that the once bright and lively party had become, his footsteps muffled by the ashes. The flames scared him. He was fine around most fire, but when it grew into a destructive rage it brought back scarred memories. Wilson saw the ruin his stall had become. He could tell it was his due to how it slowly bled various vibrant colors. He sat next to it and looked up at the dark sky where the fireworks and lights had been replaced by pitch black smoke. A tear formed in his eye, dripped through his pelt, and then fell. And just like this town, it was shattered instantly by the dead earth. If there ever was a reason to turn AG, this ruin was it. However, his existence was linked to this war's existence. If it died, he died with it.

10,000 damage!

Quote from Leonstar0»

ii: 5/20 +1
iii: 1/20 +1
i 6/20 +1
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye

I respawn.

I duplicate 3 holy mackerels.
or duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel, duplicate 1 holy mackerel
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST LAST POST

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POST 1;

Well, who has a bad temper? First, I smash those meteors I just summoned into that bad-tempered-one. The Alveary is where I stored my Bees. Next, all of me bees start stinging the bad-tempered-one. Afterward, I use this silver eye on that bad-tempered-one, which I will refer to as The Tempered. I then use Time Travel to send me and The Tempered to 100,000 BGC. I harness the void around me. I blast a surge of Void into The Tempered. The Void entered The Tempered, then eats it from the inside. Next, I unleash every mode on my Tubas I have left. I then fire all of my Origin's Staff at The Tempered. Afterward, I raise my staff. So much Insanity, Void, and Life Force flows out, that The Master and The Apprentice appears. The Master attacks with the remnants of the newfound Void energy, and The Apprentice uses the Elemental Hammer at the same time as me on The Tempered. Next, I unleash Java Smash on The Tempered. Finally, I use Breath Fire. OW HOT HOT HOT MY MOUTH IS BUR-BLUUUUGGGGHHH... what... so I just threw up fire onto The Tempered... and finally, I return to the present and activate The Voidwalker, sending all who will attack The Tempered and The Tempered into The Void for 3 turns, because of a few Null Crystals that I plucked out of the Void earlier. I then do this: Pure Void Energy && The words Flip it Turnways || Nether Quartz = Null Crystal. Finally, you forgot me using EMP to crash the Source Code of Reality. Now, I summon The Master. It does an insane amount of damage and has infinite HP, and was a one-post-charge. This should cause what Gerbil was talking about, a scale of some sorts measuring if a thing is too powerful, to backflip onto The Tempered's head. I then +2 the one with ships. Is this enough payment? Now... I do 5/5 (+3 from the one with fish, +1 from the one with the police box): Void Unleashed. I combine that with Void ability to present you: Rage of the Void. As we are currently in The Void, this also empowers my attack. "Well, Mr.Temper, you have just destroyed that party. I don't think my attacks are enough. So now, it is time to pay even more." As I say that, The Void becomes darker than usual. The Destroyer is summoned! It has weakened versions of the Beta Glitch's attacks, and 50,000 HP. It's only goal is to Destroy the Tempered. Also, her are the mechanics of The Void. Players are there, but are invincible. It is a zone but it requires 1 Null Crystal per turn you are in there. Anything relating to Void, as in void entities, void attacks, etc are buffed. Is that ok?
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 0/500
LIFE FORCE: 0/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 0/1000
AQUA: 0/1000
TERRA: 0/1000
AER: 0/1000
ORDO: 0/1000
PERDITO: 0/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE:II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII

The meteors you summon are blocked by the Skaian defense portals that are still in place! However, some of them teleport the meteors back into the server, where they damage some of the Void Bees! The rest of them find the Godmodder's armor effective at keeping them out.

You use the Silver Eye against the Godmodder, but he takes it and breaks it in half, releasing a large amount of magical energy that flows into you! It WOULD have made your next magical attack so powerful that it would level the field, if not for a little thing called the OP Scale! It rolls over your own being, and you become so weak that you can't even time travel, let alone head into the Void! However, since you are a player, this is only temporary, so the Godmodder acts fast and creates an Inversion Shield on your Tubas! When you go use your Tubas, every one of its attacks flies back out at you, cancelling every other attack you had planned out in this post!

(The Silver Eye will repair itself in three turns.)

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+1 to Wilson's Stamina 4/4 (Buying a potion.)
+1 to Fseftr 3/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 5/9
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 4/5
BARBRASOL && BIG RIP BOMBS = ???? 2/??

I SHOW THE GODMODDER MY COOL GUN, THE DOOMGRINGER! I THEN SHOOT HIM WITH IT! I THEN KICK HIS FACE INTO HIMSELF, AND THEN IT INVERTS SO MUCH THAT IT CREATES A FACIAL SINGULARITY, THAT IS DELETED OFF THE SERVER, WITH HIS FACE!

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

The Doomgringer? What's that?

---

The Godmodder looks at the majority of the entities, still huddling together at the boundary of Rainbow Rumpus Ruins. He yells at them. "HEY! Get yourselves over here!" He points at them, then points at the Battlefield. They all skyrocket through the air, landing back on the Battlefield. "Now that's more like it!"

Dimentio and the Alternate TARDIS kill Tri-Mace Windu, destroy The Machine's DLC Cannons, destroy a Host Bot, destroy 15 Pelican Fighters, and use potions to deal 10,000 damage to the Singularity Satellite!

The Machine uses DLC Burst against the Godmodder, but then realizes it can't, since it has no more DLC Cannons! The blast backfires, dealing 7,500 damage to The Machine! The Host Bots and Pelican Fighters deal 8,000 damage to HMAS Grey! The AMP Unit amps it up, empowering the next three AG attackers!

The PG ships deal 14,000 damage to a Host Bot! The Godmodder destroys the Machine's Hull (opening up the Core to attack), kills a Host Bot, destroys the Singularity Satellite, and deals 10,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS!

The Skyblock entities deal 7,000 damage to the Alternate TARDIS!

The Orbit Zone entities deal 5,000 damage to the Shields!

The_Serpent kills both Zombie Pigmen, and the party progresses to the Magma Mezzanine!

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The Itinerary:

AGs:

Destroy the Godmodder!

PGs:

Defend the Skyblock Zone!

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The Battlefield:

THE OPERATOR: [???]

Voidwalker: [???]

Nether Portal: [???] Active. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000. (x2.)

Dimentio: [H] HP: ???. Alternate TARDIS: 459,000/500,000.

The Machine: [AG] Core: 25,000/25,000. Copy-Paste: IIIIII

Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 92,050/100,000. Docile. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.)

Host Bots: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x2.)

AMP Unit: [AG] HP: 82,500/100,000.

Pelican Fighters: [AG] HP: 3,500/3,500. (x16.)

HMAS Orange: [PG] HP: 50,450/100,000.

HMAS Grey: [PG] HP: 42,950/10,000.

Aluminati Warships: [PG] HP: 26,300/60,000. (x2.)

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 30/125. Killstreak: 2.

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Skyblock Zone:

Skyblock Shield: [PG] HP: 15,000/30,000.

Skyblock Guard: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.

Dedan: [PG] HP: 40,700/100,000.

AMSS Highblood: [PG] HP: 56,800/80,000.

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GEO Orbit Zone:

Charon Frigates: [AG] HP: 12,050/15,000. (x3.)

Autumn Cruisers: [AG] HP: 42,050/45,000. (x3.) MAC Cannon: III

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Emerald Arena:

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 19,650/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Mod Novice. XP: ========== 7,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: MICROSOFT BRAND

Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20,150/22,000.
LEVEL 3: Base 32. XP: ========== 6,687
BATTLE MENU: AGGRESS >BATTLE TECHNIQUE< COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: JAVA SMASH

ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 6,750/20,000. Frozen. Withered.
LEVEL 2: Lesser Evil. XP: ========== 6,375
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI
TECH TEXTS: KINGLY DISPUTE

TT2000: [AG] HP: 18,150/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Slow Shot. XP: ========== 6,425
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Single Unagi. XP: ========== 9,187
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI

fseftr: [PG] HP: 19,400/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Tertiary. XP: ========== 20,625
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE COMBAT OPERANDI

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The Nether:

The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Blue: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Magma Cube L: HP: 15,000/15,000.

Magma Cube M: HP: 6,500/6,500. (x2.)

Magma Cube S: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x3.)

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Escape From Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [AG]

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The Forge:

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Sacred Items:

30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot

Fine. I'll stay AG. I have something special planned....

I use my BATTLE TECHNIQUE on Nimble. Why? I'm a curious guy!

My shadow spins out of control! He will fly around, hitting a random entity every 5 player posts! (Tried to make it less OP, if it is, just make hit every 10.)

NETHER ARISEN: 28/40 (BOOST4BOOST?)

This is a post. EDIT: (Nice usage of other people's postclaims there.)


24/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory (+1 from Leon, Amp and self)
Bipolarity 6/11
Dark Carnaval 5/11
Addendums: 6/20 & 5/20 (+1 from Leon x2, Amp, and self )
The Damned Spot 7/10

Two +1-s to Amp.
You are correct. The point is not alchemies, nor charges. The point is to make everything as obscenely hilarious as possible, to make our readers laugh. I find quite a bit of fun in the little mixings of things to create powerful weapons, in the creation of a thing. This makes it fun for me. Besides, can we not do both? These weapons are invaluable in the dispatch of entities that Richard summons.

Now, to more pressing matters. I cast Dispel Poison. I drop an anvil on the godmodder. However, this is no ordinary anvil. It is a Stone Anvil. Made of stone. The second it touches his armor, I fully expect the anvil to be obliterated. Therefore, when it is seconds from touching his armor, (Once again, my Auravision enables the seeing of invisible things.) I cause it to explode into dust. Then, I slap Richard. With a Armor Piercing Slap. In the face. And a x4 Period Combo. I hand Eglarbroad a book currently faintly glowing with a purple (not violet, purple) hue. Then, I grind a Vis Shroom into a fine paste, and drop a few Lotsanwë petals in. Afterwards, I mix it together, and pour the resultant into a Fuchsia Potion. I sniff the result. This is not an alchemy. It is an air freshener.

Suddenly, a beeping can be heard from my pocket. I withdraw the holographic device, and play a short message in the quietest setting possible. Please note that this is not the start of a sidequest, merely a series of character-enriching posts. I give a quick nod to the other end, and shut it off.

Now would be an excellent time for that Alcubierre cruiser, if you do not mind. I would rather not spend a week getting there.

So, the editor ate my post... GRAHHH.

Falling Out is done.

Darkleer 4/11

Reverse English AND DEO 4/?

Mimetic Polybass AND Jukebox AND Jazz Records from the 1920s 1/?

Hurr durr, guess I'll just increase charges by one because I don't have the time to replace the loss...

Erelye, I was going to describe that Cruiser, but instead just say that a forty-meter ship with a big ring around it lands near puts itself under your control. {It is charged already, and can charge fully once every three turns. When it is charged, it can perform a Quantum Tunnel jump across almost any distance.}

{May require occasional refueling at great cost.}

Nope, nimble. You still owe 4 I believe.

I help k4yne twice

4/10 Nimble's order
28/50 x2

Sentry Heli -c Ion Cannons 2/4

Blue: Shoot enemies with ultramarine, helicopter auto fire.

I take the weakest player and force them into a corner with advanced warfare's energy shield. Little do they know I put a cactus surrounded by lava there. I then shoot and stab them with the weapon just to be safe.

+2 to Fseftr 5/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)

Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 6/9
DONE Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 5/5
NEW Barbrasol && Barbrasol && Box = ??? 1/??
NEW Red Halo Armor || Solar Wind = ??? 1/??

I begin making a BEAUTIFUL PAINTING of the GODMODDER.
While my GHOST AI finishes this for me, HGAI DOOMBRINGERS NIMBLEGUY in the ruins (In my Halo Armor suit).
GMCAI then takes control and Astral Blades him.
I run up to the Godmodder, and give him a firm handshake for managing to dodge my attacks so well. Good job. This part isn't even an attack, so if you do anything to me, you get +413 RUDE POINTS for all to see in MODPACK'S RUDE POINT ALMANAC 2014.

Now I attack, after distancing myself from the godmodder. I kick him multiple times, making sure I am always moving sporadically as I do, so he cannot grab me, and then I SLIDE TACKLE AND HEADBUTT HIM AT THE SAME TIME! HOME RUN! The Godmodder probably punts me for my lack of sporting terminology, but I kick a piece of dirt and scream
"S L A M D U N K!" Before he can.

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)

POST 1;
MY INVENTORY:
Pure Void Energy && The words Flip it Turnways || Nether Quartz = Null Crystal (2/2).
heh.

so you want attacks?



I will give you attacks.






A book is shot to my hand. Ah, Void Mythology, original version. Ooo, it seems like the robbers have... written some things here. Let me recite...
Inritus, quos ego faciam tibi. Dicendum delevit. Subsisto blocker ultra.
A earthquake appears. Out of it dark gas pours out. They cloud that ultra-blocker's vision. A giant humanoid falls out of the sky. The Apprentice uses it's Elemental Hammer to taint The Ultra-Blocker. Next, the tubas glow. They shake. The tubas start floating toward The Uberblocker. The Tubas start bashing it. Afterward, empowered by Void, I swing the Uberblocker around and around, then slam it into The Void. Afterward, I drag it to The Voidwalker and we enter The Void.




that's only the beginning. duplicate a Null Crystal. I then eat it...
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 50/1000
AQUA: 50/1000
TERRA: 50/1000
AER: 50/1000
ORDO: 50/1000
PERDITO: 50/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: I
JOLT: I
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: I
MUSHROOM BOMB: I
VOID MODE: I
NULL CUBE MODE: I
NOGALISTA MODE: I
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: I
PRIMAL: IIIIIII
TIME: I
EMP: IIIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII

+1(x2) to Talist
8/50 Summoning...
8/50 Attacking...
4/10 Attacking...

10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)

INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII

armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In

2/? High Tide AND Ice AND Mist =
2/? Afterglow AND Stygian Iron Scepter =
Hephaestus On Ice 5/6

> I whip out Zeus' Ire and flash step above the Aluminati Warships and strike them both leaving massive dents in their hulls and overloading internal systems with energy.