Firstly, a Shield with 30000 HP goes up in the SkyBlock Zone.
Secondly, a Nether Portal appears in the sky.
Nether Portal [???]: ?/? HP, State: Active
States:
Active - Spawns a Zombie Pigman every round. Zombie Pigman is Neutral by default, but the horde has a meter. The meter reads: ManiacMasteR: 50, Herobrine: 50. Both will try to control the nether mobs. The mobs have an X% chance of working for Maniac, where X is the number Maniac has. Default mode.
Inactive - Does not spawn mobs. Portal will turn Inactive after 5 rounds, then turn Active the following round.
Angered - When a player first attacks the Zombie Pigman, the portal will become angered. It will spawn 2 pigmen every round instead of one and they will by default be the opposite alignment of the player who angered them.
Vulnerable - When the Portal's Weakness has been discovered and it becomes attackable, it will spawn 3 Pigmen and one of either a Blaze or Magma Cube, chosen randomly. They will protect the portal.
Try out different attacks to see what the portal's weakness is. However, the Portal has to be in the Angered state to reveal its weakness.
I enter the portal into the Nether. Starting Nether Sidequest #2.
Scale of Nether: Maniac IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Maniac: 45, Herobrine: 55.)
Annoyed that Maniacmaster would attack me during a time CLEARLY reserved for partying, I use a dance style where you kick one leg up until its at a 90 degree angle, and then the other, repeatedly, making sure my leg-kicking collides with maniacmaster each time. The end AGGRESS is me kick-juggling maniacmaster for about 5 minutes, after which time I get bored and go eat half the refreshment table.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
High Tide 3/3
Afterglow 3/3
Hephaestus On Ice 3/6
> 50 post - "Host Bots" Homicidal angel robots that slice people up like Tron using their plasma-laced halos. I make'm dance for the party, then I'll let them kill.
ii: 2/20 +1 self
TRIGGER: 14/20 +1 self
i 3/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye
I take a break from my fabulous level 8 dancing and infuse the table leg with light and then fire it in a shining arc towards Bill Cipher, even if he is dead. It beautifully leaves a streak of light in the air, which defuses into a rainbow. I begin dancing again!
Lock && Skeleton Lock && Iron Bars = Skeleton Handcuffs = (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST LAST POST
I duplicate 2 holy mackerels.
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) X5
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key
Skeleton Lock
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi
20/20 health Permanent Passives: Lightwell Aura 2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent) Precise Illumination Attacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.
Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
After which time I get bored and go eat half the refreshment table.
Err... You know, I measured the tables when I brought them up. That one was 124 meters long, and 16 meters wide. So, if my calculations are correct, you just ate 992 square meters of food. Unless, of course, you actually ate the table.
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The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Polarity / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs / Sugar / Corn Syrup / Purified Elf Tear / Totality / Solar Wind
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 35/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 18/25
MEGA ATTACK 40/50
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Yin 43/50 +2 total to Aegis +4 total from Aegis
Yang 43/50
I focus the Staff of Ysera for a moment, and then unleash it as a light show for the dance party. A green dragon head appears and breaths a glittering emerald breath that lights up the entire party area in a warm green glow.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Wilson bows to the defeated Modpack and then turns and leaps out of the portal. He has other duties to attend to (feel free to count this as a death). He'll be back later though. Wilson wakes up back in his store. He then runs out to set up a stand deeper into the party area. Edit- The reason Wilson attacked you Modpack was that you attacked Nimble, who had given Wilson a gift.
Refreshment stand:
Everything here costs 1$ for 2 items as long as you don't buy the last item.
Lemonade x4, ice cream x4, root beer float x2, golden honey cake x2, water breathing potion x1, night vision potion x1
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter /\ 64 Mortuus = HIS Hand 11/11 DONE!
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = ??? 1/??
I respawn.
I >AGGRESS< Phobos with the ASTRAL BLADE! I slash him once instead of thousands of times, putting almost all my strength into the slice!
I make sure my UPGRADED HALO ARMOR is equipped. It is finally useful.
Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of HIM attacks the godmodder with his DOOMBRINGER! He shoots him, runs up to him, goes inside him (due to not being physical) and then materializes inside of the godmodder! The godmodder obviously godmods the attack, but the true attack was to get up close! A single shot is fired at him with the full power of the DOOMBRINGER at point blank range.
Then, 413 PARTY SHOTS are fired into the air! HE likes to party too!
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Polarity / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs / Sugar / Corn Syrup / Purified Elf Tear / Totality / Solar Wind
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 34/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 17/25
MEGA ATTACK 39/50
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
Well, then. Due to Leon giving me three +1-s from his three posts, Eglarbroad one, and one from myself, Regenesis is complete.
Clockwork Army Manufactory 13/30
The Harbinger 10/11
The Big Chill 9/9!
Black-Ice Goggles 2/4 (I am quite glad that these will be able to inhibit my Auravision.)
I +1 Leon and Eglarbroad.
The innumerable spires and walls of Grayhold stand proud once more, the peaks glinting in the light of the setting sun/regular sun/moon. (depending on where you are) The brick may be a little... err... singed, but that is fine. You know the rules, everybody. The demons are gone, and the area around the mountain upon which the fortress resides is clear of any obstructions. Can Grayhold Citadel be added as a zone? Everyone is currently permitted within, as long as you do not vandalize anything. The Prototype Clockwork Drones patrol the hallways, too incomplete to leave.
I draw my wand once more, and continue to summon another endless stream of sterling cutlery. I teleport all the other silverware and plates/bowls out of the pocket dimension, and charm them all to follow me single-file to the clearing surround the. Citadel. They then levitate into the air, as if awaiting tables to stand upon. I complete The Big Chill! I then The Big Chill || High Elven Sword && Arcane Crysalink 1/11(?) if it makes a resultant that acts like The Big Chill && Arcane Crysalink, but looks like the High Elven Sword. If not, I High Elven Sword || The Big Chill && Arcane Crysalink. You would think I would know how OR works thanks to the amount of times I have read Homestuck, but, alas! I do not. Hmm... I test the Metallo Brassbow on Bill.
You got THE BIG CHILL! A dark-green and ice-blue sword, filled with time and ice magicks. Capable of switching between two modes, FLOW, which allows you to control the flow of time, and FREEZE, which allows you to siphon the very heat out of objects and command ice. This weapon can deal loads of damage how you want, whenever you want. With emphasis on the when.
Grayhold Citadel added! Prototype Clockwork Drones appear within its halls... Should they have HP?
The Big Chill || High Elven Sword && Arcane Crysalink = The Damned Spot (Level 9: 1/10)
POST 1;
10/10 Tuba Upgrade: Meteor, +2 from Erelye.
10/10 Fireworks, +1 from the fish holder.
4/5 for the hive. Now, I start planting fireworks near Greyhold, and upgrade my tubas with Tuba Upgrade: Meteor. I send Gerbil to tinker with the Voidwalker. I use Battle Technique: Java Smash on the one with ships. I then help two of the one with ships' projects. I then unleash something I found beyond the wall... http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2010/12/17/comic-299-carol-of-the-waa/. I then unleash something I have been saving...
for a long time. Since the Scratch, Eglarbroad has been holding something... something PARADOXIAL. EGLARBROAD VANDELSNATCH! UNLEASH THE DRONE!
I throw up the Crockercorp Drone MK.I. I then combine some Insanity with Void Energy, and blast it into the one with the lowest HP. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 1000/1000 AQUA: 1000/1000 TERRA: 1000/1000 AER: 1000/1000 ORDO: 1000/1000 PERDITO: 1000/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
You upgrade the TUBAS with METEOR SHOWER! The OP Scale moves upward...
> NIMBLEGUY: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - JAVA SMASH
fseftr killed!
+2,125 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-7,000 XP to fesftr!
Portal Tech: 24/25
I heal myself with Team Credit plus Atheist's Grip on Life setting. This should heal me a lot. I quickly FINISH someone with low HP except for me with Godsmack and Atheist's Grip on Corrosive Flames mode. Take zat!
I kill a Pelican Carrier with Hades' Cut.
When did you obtain a Life setting on Atheist's Grip? +1,500 HP!
> THE_SERPENT: AGGRESS
You don't have the attack power for a finisher! You simply deal 4,625 damage to Wilson. Wilson is Poisoned and Burned!
You can only attack entities in the GEO Orbit Zone with Potions!
I snipe further with the Reverse English, not even bothering to aim, then begin shooting with most of my other guns at Bill Cipher, while charging him with RV's bayonnette.
Just realized, the Reverse English is mainly good for causing Chaos at this point... Heh.
Reverse English AND Entropium Ingot 1/?
You're Neutral now! Wat.
You got THE ATOM-SMASHER! A heavily modified rifle upgraded with a hadron collider. Its bullets have quantum properties, and are also electrically charged thanks to the dynamo used in its creation!
12,000 damage!
Reverse English && Entropium Ingot = Emerald Nova (Level 413: 1/414)
That would have made Lord English's own weapon... Yikes.
Military Helicopter -c A.I. 4/4
Blue Admiral Armour AND Space Suit 1/1
Awkward Potion ooo Lapis Powder 1/2
Suggestion: Lose more XP upon death when you're a higher level and less when you're lower. Like say, 5,000/level.
I assume nimble was referring to me? It's annoying nimble, get him to learn names.
I respawn. I shoot the weakest player with a couple of eggs, and while they're distracted I drop a pile of lapis blocks on them.I then place lava above the pile just in case.
Blue: Use shockwave laser cannon on the machine.
You got a SENTRY HELICOPTER! An autonomous copter that can fire and hover independently from its owner.
Blue Admiral Armor && Space Suit = Blue Sky
You got BLUE SKY! This specialized armor can withstand the extreme conditions of outer space.
Awkward Potion OOO Lapis Powder = Potion of Dyes
Good idea! I'll see how that works out in combat.
You respawn.
> FSEFTR: AGGRESS
Your chain aggression of eggs, Lapis Blocks, and lava ends up killing Wilson!
+2,125 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-1,000 XP to Wilson!
I return the mace can, realising i can switch my pre-fix, and Mastamune to Maceamune (sprays mace for an attack oppurtunity) and attack Bill with Excaliburn(fire) and Macemune(stun/attack chance)
CD Control Enchant 2/10
I also summon myself a mace (spikey ball weapon) and begin to alchemize it with my mace spray to try make a Mace enchanted with mace spray
Mace && Mace Spray 1/11
I also begin to Summon Mace Windu who is really good at wielding mace maces 1/50
Bill Cipher conjures up Exacliburn's worst nightmare, which is a storm cloud! This changes the server's weather to Thunderstorm, which causes a thousand Minecraft mobs to immediately spawn in your vicinity. They tear you to shreads.
Mace Club && Mace Spray = Blind Man's Club (Level 1: 1/2)
NUUU, PAST ME!
...
Wait, something's wrong.
Hopefully, this won't rip the timeline in half...
=TURN ONE=
=[2 / 50]= ???
=[40 / 40]= AMP Unit -> COMPLETE!
=[9 / 10]= ARMISTYX A-BOMB
=[A]=[2 / 6]= The Ailen's Tea Set
I accept the CHAIR DUEL. Thankfully, I have a x3 multiplier to chair-based games. And immunity to CHAIR-DAMAGE.
I then HELLO AGAIN asdf-
Didn't you die or something?
WE'RE BACK :D.
Don't you know that you could really damage the timeline by possessing me?
Again...
The damage could be enormous! I'd never had fought Scratch, or done anything beyond the point of TIMESHIFT!
DON'T CARE. PRAISE HELIX!
...
Whatever.
I shoot the Doktor's Teaset at the Machine. HEALS.
Cans will target Dedan. (The AMP Unit will be deployed next post.)
You accept Modpack's Chair Duel.
They're not possessing you... They're possessing HIM.
5/5 for the hive. I put my Alveary into Greyhold. I help the two of the one with ships' projects. First, I unleash some Terra! An earthquake happens at the one with the lowest HP! I activate Tuba Mode: EMP, using my ACTUAL TUBA CHARGES NOT JUST STUFF FROM THE ARENA BECAUSE THINGS IN THE ARENA DO NOT COST THINGS oh my what just came over me...?. Oh my------I̶̪᷂͖̔̀͛t̺͇̎̅̽ͪ͐ ̧᷊̃̾᷁᷆͡s̛̳̺ͭ̐͑̕e̯͙̳᷃᷉᷀ͮĕ̷̤ͬ̍͂͟m̷͓͖̫̓̀̕ ͕̝̠͋͌᷀ͬl̺͖͕͍̽̐ͪi̼̻̝͓̹͖ͧḱ̷͔ͮ̋͘ͅe̶͉̝̦᷀̔ͬ ᷿́͏᷿͐̽̑I͇̼᷂͗᷆̈᷀ ͉͙̽̾̂ͤ͞j̮̳̓̒̆᷀͜û̟̪̣̆͗ͫs̡͕͈͊᷆̓ͯṯ̵̵͑ͦ̄͠.̢̙͕̩̫̩̓.̡͕̼͗ͩ̓̕.̵̶̮̳̐̌ͨ
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Alveary?
> NIMBLEGUY: AGGRESS
You aggress The_Serpent and summon an earthquake in his position, killing him!
+2,000 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to The_Serpent!
Clockwork Army Manufactory 15/30 (+1 from Amp and self)
The Harbinger 11/11!
Black-Ice Goggles 3/4
Sword Thingamawhoosit 2/11
+1 to Leon and Amp.
Hmm... I wonder... I watch as a wagon filled to the brim with food in crates slowly comes towards Grayhold. We load the things on to the Candlelit Balcony, as well as the Clearing, which is now lit by lanterns and fireflies. I cast a spell of Eternal Evening on Grayhold until I say that it has run its course. I believe this is the point where new charges come into play.
Mind Honey && Eldritch Tentacle 1/11
Another wagon comes by, as was arranged. This one is filled with barrels and bottles of liquid. The drivers unload the water, milk, apple juice, lemonade, tea, coffee, as well as wine, vodka, beer, rum, liquor, and sopor. I quickly get my Tallow Golems to bring up my reserves of Molten Flux, Victus-Enhanced Water, Fluid Nectarium, and energized glowstone. (which is a fluid, for your information.) This is also all unloaded into the Candlelit Balcony and Clearing. I go into the Kitchens of the castle, and get Plastic Lighterstick Things, Napkins, White Tablecloth, as well as Tables and Benches. These are assembled in the Clearing, as the Balcony already has tables, as well as chairs and light. Then, I prod a disco ball with my wand, and it levitates up into the air above the tables. It is not yet on, but will be in the near future.
Please refrain from crashing the Source Code of Reality. We sort of need it.
You got THE HARBINGER. A magnificent, giant cane covered in teal tentacles. At its end is a wood carving of an eldritch monster, colored in teal. It can split into two halves which reveal thin, long blades that hum with the power of abominations. Blood of multiple colors has permanently stained both blades. If the two ends of the cane are touched, they will form a giant longsword that can calibrate the very gallows of reality itself, unleashing horrendous beasts.
You bring some wagons into the Grayhold, and assembled multiple items in its Clearing. Looks like you're preparing for something... but what?
Mind Honey && Eldritch Tentacle = Bipolarity (Level 10: 1/11)
=[3 / 50]= ???
=[40 / 40]= AMP Unit -> COMPLETE -> EXECUTE.
=[10 / 10]= ARMISTYX A-BOMB -> EXECUTE.
=[A]=[3 / 6]= The Ailen's Tea Set
The AMP Unit (Attack Minicrit Processor Unit) is deployed onto the battlefield!
AMP Unit [AG]
HP: 100,000
Attack: None!
Ability: Makes the first three AG "attack posts" mini-crit.
IF TOO STRONG: Reduce HP by 20,000.
IF TOO WEAK: Increase the Minicrits per turn by 1.
I then switch the ARMISTYX to A-BOMB SCYTHE MODE, and rush towards Bill Cypher.
I then slam it into his eye, causing a massive explosion that rocks the battlefield!
The ARMISTYX is destroyed. It can't be used to attack, but it still can be used to create new weapons.
AMP Unit added! Since it can't attack, its HP is good as it is.
You ascend high into the air and change the ARMISTYX into its final form: A-BOMB SCYTHE MODE! You then fall like a stone, reaching terminal velocity and EXCEEDING it! Bill Cipher quickly tries to think of a way to counteract it, but cannot... He, like the rest of the Battlefield, is transfixed...
When the explosion happens, everyone on the server can feel it.
Bill Cipher killed PSYCHE.
No... How could this... I... NO! I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! I AM BILL CIPHER! MASTER OF THE MIND! ...Er, a mastermind? WHATEVER! I WON'T BE KILLED BY A SIMPLE ATOM BOMB!!
THIS IS NOT OVER! THIS! IS!
He then gets sniped by a grue.
Bluh! You know what, fine. Here, you cranky creeper. Take this.
Bill Cipher takes his hat, then snaps his fingers. Another copy of it appears in his other hand. He then throws it at you. You've gained his Spoil of War: Providence's Topper!
You can have this secondary copy of my own stunning armor... And then, when I return to your world, we'll see how this strife goes a second time... Oh yes, we'll see. But until then, I'll be watching you!
I.D.: 50/50 +1 self EXPENDED
ii: 11/20 +1 self +2 from Erelye
i 1/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye
50/50 Expended Interpretive Dance - Flash Mob!!
1...
I transpose the land surrounding Grayhold with the buffet forest and bring the backup dancers with me.
2... I expend ten Holy Mackerels. Buildings and Roads rise up from the ground around in all the colours of the rainbow, lights shine brightly as if it was a stage.
3...
A giant magic circle appears in the sky, shimmering with colours reflecting that of the city. Balloons of every colour start falling from the sky.
GO!!And now, with Grayhold standing at the center of the city, Rainbow Rumpus Party Town shines brightly, but empty as if awaiting residences. It's true purpose not yet realized. I begin dancing, with the backup dancers following suit. The city faintly hums and the magic circle resonates.
THE FLASH MOB HAS STARTED! ALL AG'S, PREPARE YOUR PARTY SUPPLIES! THIS IS THE MOMENT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THE MOMENT WE ROCK THE GODMODDER'S SOCKS OFF, LITERALLY!
The Godmodder simply cannot handle a party of this magnitude!!!
...Wait. Of course he can. He's the Godmodder.
But the other entities can't! They are all inexplicably drawn to the Flash Mob... The Godmodder tries to stop them, but too late. Rainbow Rumpus Party Town has begun. Nothing can ever be the same.
Appearing in the center of the Flash Mob via teleportation, I rev up the APAWA loudspeakers at the penultimate nonlethal volume setting, link them to the DJ's soundboard, and begin firing Drop the Bass into the air at random while hovering over the others with my Mini-VASIMR jets.
Teaching Minionbots to dance 2/2
The Manufactory, deciding the phosphorescent air caused by DTB fire is a flare, launches all four thousand of the Entertainment Brigade, each and every one of the tie-dye painted machines armed with shoulder-mounted boomboxes and dual dubstep guns, their reentry flares illuminating the entire hemisphere.
"Here ya go Leon, now you have more speakers, more dancers, more props, and a further security force, all in one medium sized army."
I increase all my charges by one, while flying in circles over the Flash Mob, blaring music.
You appear at the center of the Flash Mob, and do various Dubstep-based activities!
The Machine lurches towards the Flash Mob and fires its laser lights (pewpewpewpew) in the air, while playing dubstep and all sorts of electronic whatnot music.
Crank it to 11, Dunwich! It also dances, somehow.
We swear, this isn't a conspiracy.
Novice Engineers: 3/20
The Machine heads over to the Flash Mob, it too getting in the groove, so to speak!
17/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory (+1 from Leon and self)
Mind Honey && Eldritch Tentacle 2/11
Sword Thingamawhoosit 3/11
I complete the Black-Ice Goggles, and equip them.
+1 to Leon and Amp.
TheLordErelye Armor:
Helmet: Black-Ice Goggles
Chestplate: Dark Robes
Leggings: Dark Robes
Boots: Casual Boots
Baubles:
Amulet: None.
Ring: Ring of Energy Absorbtion (Entity trapped within: Nega-Erelye)
Ring 2: None.
Belt: None.
Hmm... I have quite a bit of clothing alchemy to do. Well, no time.
Wicked Elixer && Eldritch Tentacle 1/11
Still, I have a few charge slots open...
Baubles 1/15
Ouch. Oh, my. There appears to be a... burning sensation in my eyes?
I swiftly take the Goggles off, and quite the spectacle occurs. The Inhibitation feature of the goggles seems to bottle the energy up that would be normally used on Auravision, as it is not being used. My eyes glow violet for a good ten seconds. That is not the odd part, nor the spectacle. Hundreds of bolts of violet lightning leap off from my glowing eyes, and electrocute Bill. Before anything gets out of hand, I re-equip the goggles. This could be useful... for now, I cast Dispel Inhibit.
Heh. I walk around Rumpus Rainbow Party Town. The drinks and food are here, as was expected, as is the cutlery. All is going to plan, I think. In other words, I teleport into the Flash Mob. Now, we shall have to see what occurs.
You got the BLACK-ICE GOGGLES! Black-tinted goggles with a bunch of frost around them, mainly because of black ice. It gives the wearer a 10% vis discount.
ii: 1/20 +1 self
TRIGGER: 13/20 +1 self +1 from Erelye
i 2/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye
Everything is falling into place. The music Is louder, The city resonates with the beat, the beat the soul. The Power of Party.
Reflected, pulsates. Magic is in the air, the spirit flows up into the focal point, this is going to be one hell of a party.
(The circle resonates, powered by TEAMWORK, PARTY and DANCE)
The fun has begun. I dance even harder! The Backup dancers are on FIRE! No, not literally.
Lock && Skeleton Lock && Iron Bars = Skeleton Handcuffs = (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST POST
I duplicate 2 holy mackerels.
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 10/11)
Rainbow Rumpus Party Town RESONATES with pure party! What... WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
You got SKELETON HANDCUFFS! Handcuffs that can only be opened by a Skeleton Key.
I teleport into the flash mob, dropping off my last-second serving butlers! Then I begin to do a variety of popular russian dances, while wearing sunglasses!
You teleport into the Flash Mob, dropping off serving butlers! You then begin to do some Russian dances and wear sunglasses!
I'm genuinely sorry, Twin. I should be bitter about it too, since they're taking my job... I'm not effective at taking on the Godmodder myself...
Also, I should post way more often! God, I hate this editor...
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 3/50
Release from Lantimor: 3/25
With my only chance to actually harm the Godmodder, I begin playing "SEDUCE ME!" from Expiration Date in coordination with the flash mob.
SWORD DAMAGE: 0/150K
CONSTRUCT SQUAD: 1/3 (BASIC CONSTRUCTION BEGUN.)
Yes! YES YOU ARE! You can literally do ANY attack you want! ANY OF YOU can! You're not limited to alchemies or entities! YOU HAVE THE POWER! ALL OF YOU! SO USE IT!
The Godmodder acts on your command and successfully seduces you! You don't remember the next half hour...
Ignoring what just happened relating to the EMP... OH YEAH IT'S STARTING! The bees, especially bred for this, start buzzing out of their hive. They start serving honey to everyone, and stinging anyone wanting to ruin the flash mob. I prime the fireworks, on leon's signal they will go off. I activate... TUBA MODE: METEOR SHOWER! Also actually using the actual charge time stuff for it. It rains down, increasing the flash mob's flashiness...
Thanks Gerbil. Hey, could you take over, I would like to go to the mob.
Sure. I take the Origin's Staff, and fire Aer at everyone. They are flung into the air, afterward I shoot Terra at them, slamming them to the ground.
And I take some Molten Flux to drink. Afterword, I start mining for Null Crystals near the void. 2/4 3 Null Crystals. +1 from the partystarter. This is the last thing on my checklist... I need those null crystals to up the party. I then help the one with ships two times. I then use the Origin's Staff to shoot sky lasers for a light show by randomly shooting 50 of each primal. Also, when I am not targeting someone in the arena it actually uses the charges. Afterward, I shoot some Life Force and Insanity into that partying town, making the actual town come alive and start dancing, with the flash mob being so good that it is insane. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 950/1000 AQUA: 950/1000 TERRA: 950/1000 AER: 950/1000 ORDO: 950/1000 PERDITO: 950/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIIII
Your bees start serving honey, prime fireworks, and create a meteor shower!
The EMERALD ARENA is disabled due to the Flash Mob...
Okay, sending you a PM about the titans right now.
Also, I know that Phobos must level up first, I was just saying that for when he does level up.
And one more thing, why didn't Dimentio and the TARDIS attack last round?
Can they both attack twice this round to make up for the deficiency, since Dimentio's sort of supposed to cause problems.
I +1 fseftr and nimble
5/9 for heat and clockwork
Dakkanator AND giga gun 1/8
7/10 for king of the hill
41/50 for Genesis
13/15 for Support Summon: Wrath of Clown
(I'm assuming that we can take actions in both the emerald arena and the battlefield, since having it otherwise would be completely counterproductive to what you wanted twin: which is to speed things up)
The godmodder sees the sudden flash mob, and is slightly puzzled for a second.
He then jumps when he hears an air-horn go off behind him.
Why? Because there was no indication that there was anything behind him. The chances of someone sneaking up on him are nigh impossible.
He whirls around to see who it is, and receives a street sign in the face.
S͇̰ͮ̑̍́ͮu̸͇᷊͌ͮ᷁ͮṟ̨ͮͭͮͯ͟p͎᷆ͮ͌᷅ͮ͞r͇̦̥ͮ᷉ͮ͡į̱ͮ͑̏ͮ͢s͚͔͔̿ͮ̀ͮě̸̜ͮ᷄ͮ͟!̖͖ͮ̐᷆̂ͮ!̤̫͈ͮ̐ͮ̀!̵̶̨͕ͮͮ͐
Tricky then bounces away before the godmodder can react.
The chances of Tricky successfully sneaking up on the godmodder were impossibly low. Guess how high he had his improbability drive turned up?
Meanwhile in the Emerald arena...
Phobos clenches his fist, and part of his shadow aura solidifies into a massive machine gun, the kind you see mounted on tanks. He solidifies another one, then unloads round after round after round into nimble before he does his crowd-control attack, both countering the action and sending nimble flying back into the wall from knockback.
Oh, I forgot to do a lot of things last turn... Sorry. They will attack twice.
Dakkanator && Giga Gun = The Overkiller (Level 7: 1/8)
He probably had his Improbability Drive turned up so high that the Godmodder's plugins detected it and rolled it over, allowing the Godmodder to instantly be aware of Tricky's presence and snap his street sign in half.
I +1 k4yne and engie
6/9 for heat and clockwork
2/8? for Dakkanator AND giga gun
8/10 for king of the hill
42/50 for Genesis; earth titan
14/15 for Support summon: Wrath of Clown
Phobos follow up on his attack on nimble by dissolving into his shadow aura, then reappearing where nimble landed, then forming spikes with his shadow aura inside of nimble's body.
I switch to using European dance styles, grabbing random people to use as partners, and then tossing them in the general direction of the refreshment table when I'm done with them.
You switch to European dancing styles and grab random people to use as partners!
I +1 amp and serpent
7/9 for heat and clockwork
3/8? for dakkanator AND giga gun
9/10 for king of the hill
43/50 for Genesis: earth titan
15/15 for Support summon: Wrath of Clown.
In the Emerald arena, Phobos grins. This is fun, now isn't it. I think a friend of mine wants in.
15/15 expended! Support summon: Wrath of clown!
Tricky bounces into the arena, dual wielding Ircucvci and his signature street sign.
H̸̜͑͐͑͟ͅe̛̱̬͑̊͑̋l̥͔͑ͣ͒͑͢l͎͓ͪ͑ͮ͂͑o͔̪̰͑ͦ͑̍!̙͓͑̓̓͑ͮ
Before anyone can react, he is all over the place, bouncing and warping around the arena rampantly, nearly a literal whirlwind of death as ircucvci and the street sign cut through everyone.
After a few seconds, everyone that has survived picks themselves off the ground, there is no sign of Tricky.
(this was a charged attack, not a summon.)
Firstly, a Shield with 30000 HP goes up in the SkyBlock Zone.
Secondly, a Nether Portal appears in the sky.
Nether Portal [???]: ?/? HP, State: Active
States:
Active - Spawns a Zombie Pigman every round. Zombie Pigman is Neutral by default, but the horde has a meter. The meter reads: ManiacMasteR: 50, Herobrine: 50. Both will try to control the nether mobs. The mobs have an X% chance of working for Maniac, where X is the number Maniac has. Default mode.
Inactive - Does not spawn mobs. Portal will turn Inactive after 5 rounds, then turn Active the following round.
Angered - When a player first attacks the Zombie Pigman, the portal will become angered. It will spawn 2 pigmen every round instead of one and they will by default be the opposite alignment of the player who angered them.
Vulnerable - When the Portal's Weakness has been discovered and it becomes attackable, it will spawn 3 Pigmen and one of either a Blaze or Magma Cube, chosen randomly. They will protect the portal.
Try out different attacks to see what the portal's weakness is. However, the Portal has to be in the Angered state to reveal its weakness.
I enter the portal into the Nether. Starting Nether Sidequest #2.
Scale of Nether: Maniac IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Maniac: 45, Herobrine: 55.)
Annoyed that Maniacmaster would attack me during a time CLEARLY reserved for partying, I use a dance style where you kick one leg up until its at a 90 degree angle, and then the other, repeatedly, making sure my leg-kicking collides with maniacmaster each time. The end AGGRESS is me kick-juggling maniacmaster for about 5 minutes, after which time I get bored and go eat half the refreshment table.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
High Tide 3/3
Afterglow 3/3
Hephaestus On Ice 3/6
> 50 post - "Host Bots" Homicidal angel robots that slice people up like Tron using their plasma-laced halos. I make'm dance for the party, then I'll let them kill.
You got HIGH TIDE! An upgraded version of Low Tide, able to control the seas more effectively.
You got AFERGLOW! A modified version of Noir Spades that seems to be able to tap into the power of the dead as well as shadows...
ii: 2/20 +1 self
TRIGGER: 14/20 +1 self
i 3/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye
I take a break from my fabulous level 8 dancing and infuse the table leg with light and then fire it in a shining arc towards Bill Cipher, even if he is dead. It beautifully leaves a streak of light in the air, which defuses into a rainbow. I begin dancing again!
Lock && Skeleton Lock && Iron Bars = Skeleton Handcuffs = (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST LAST POST
I duplicate 2 holy mackerels.
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED
You use the Table Leg, firing an arc of light into the air that explodes into a magnificent firework.
Yin 43/50 +2 total to Aegis +4 total from Aegis
Yang 43/50
I focus the Staff of Ysera for a moment, and then unleash it as a light show for the dance party. A green dragon head appears and breaths a glittering emerald breath that lights up the entire party area in a warm green glow.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Wilson bows to the defeated Modpack and then turns and leaps out of the portal. He has other duties to attend to (feel free to count this as a death). He'll be back later though. Wilson wakes up back in his store. He then runs out to set up a stand deeper into the party area. Edit- The reason Wilson attacked you Modpack was that you attacked Nimble, who had given Wilson a gift.
Refreshment stand:
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter /\ 64 Mortuus = HIS Hand 11/11 DONE!
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = ??? 1/??
I respawn.
I >AGGRESS< Phobos with the ASTRAL BLADE! I slash him once instead of thousands of times, putting almost all my strength into the slice!
I make sure my UPGRADED HALO ARMOR is equipped. It is finally useful.
Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of HIM attacks the godmodder with his DOOMBRINGER! He shoots him, runs up to him, goes inside him (due to not being physical) and then materializes inside of the godmodder! The godmodder obviously godmods the attack, but the true attack was to get up close! A single shot is fired at him with the full power of the DOOMBRINGER at point blank range.
Then, 413 PARTY SHOTS are fired into the air! HE likes to party too!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
You got HIS HAND! A modified version of the Doombringer infused with an antimatter blade humming with Microsoft power! It must have many other powers as well...
The Godmodder realizes that the Doombringer is an up-close weapon, and shoots the fake AI ghost of HIM with his own ghostly bow that is specifically engineered to shoot phantoms! It injures him enough that HE is stunned, and the Godmodder uses his Ghostbuster-enchanted Diamond Boots to punt him to Rainbow Rumpus Party Town.
The Flash Mob has grown so strong that nearly every single entity has migrated to Rainbow Rumpus Party Town! They are having the time of their lives, dancing the night away, and partying! It's completely incongruous... Eventually, the only people left on the Battlefield are The Operator, Dimentio, the Godmodder, and the unmovable Voidwalker and Nether Portal. Everyone on the field grows complacent with these newfound events. Everyone except the Godmodder.
"R... Really? You're all just going to head over THERE and... completely ignore this? Alright. That settles it. HEY! GREEN HOODIE GUY! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT HERE! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!"
W-What? Wait, is he talking to... Godmodder, what are you doing? You're a figment of my imagination in this text adventure! You have no right to talk to your creator in this way!
"Cut the crap! This isn't a game and you know it! I know it! They all know it!"
Alright. Fine. What's so important that you have to break the Fourth Wall... not literally, of course... and talk to me?
"Why is everyone ignoring me? The whole point of this is for them to ATTACK ME! Not to make their own entities and do pointless stuff in that Alchemiter of yours! And, and to make FLASH MOBS! This is a game about ME. So why is everyone treating it as the opposite?"
I... Perhaps this should be discussed somewhere el--
"NO. I'm done getting pushed to the side. I'm done being treated as a secondary character. I remember back on GenericCraft, when there was no Alchemiter, no Narrative, no Employer... it was ME, and it was THEM. So you're going to tell me: how can I make this war WHOLE again?"
...Fine. Input cheat code 000901.
"...That's what I have to do?"
No. That's what I just did.
~
Everyone in Rainbow Rumpus Party Town feels a noise, akin to an earthquake! It can't be the Control Core Tower; engie_ninja took care of that already... On the horizon, they see a figure slowly walking towards them! Wait... He's not walking. He's flying. He's flying at half of the speed of light! Before anyone can react, an entire half of Rainbow Rumpus Party Town is obliterated in a single, visceral, swing of a Banhammer. Whole columns of rock vaporize, and shrapnel rains down on the Flash Mob, destroying much of its decor!
Everyone looks around, mystified, readying their weapons... the majority of the party is going on undeterred, but the players know a strife when they see one. Another flash of light, and the rainbow roads and turrets that made up the majority of the party's lightning vaporize. Their imagery only displays static as they fall like shattered glass. Another flash, and the dubstep is silenced, the massive soundboards and DJs obliterated.
Slowly but surely, the castle starts to fall. The players know in their gut the party has been crashed... By the ultimate party-crasher. The refreshment tables, multitudes of dance floors, decor, and disco balls all shatter, melt, and vaporize as the various entities now struggle to retreat from the falling zone. Some choose to stay, thinking there is still a bit of party left, but the majority of the castle is now falling in on itself, imploding piece by piece.
All of the players, immensely startled by the sudden mood whiplash, evacuate the zone, watching the multicolored auras of the zone fade away, and the castle fall into ruins, completely and utterly. However, they are more than upset. They are angered! They spent upwards of 100 posts on that Flash Mob! Why didn't the great and powerful Game Master allow it to go through for at least one more turn?! Well, as they've probably already figured out, I'm not entirely in control anymore...
The Godmodder's rage has been stewing for quite some time now. He's wanted to be back in the spotlight ever since Act 2, but it was this event that tipped him over the edge. He's not angry enough to become Psychopath Godmodder. He's TOO angry. His rage solidifies and envelopes him a giant, black aura... His robot arm transforms into a robot gauntlet. His cape turns into a whirlwind of fire. His eyes turn into miniature supernovae.
Yet this doesn't even change his title at all. For him, it's just another day. But hopefully this one will start the mark of a new era. One in which he is the primary focus.
How to Play:
There is one and only one primary rule to this game now: DESTROY! THE! GODMODDER! 75% of these posts make no attempt to acknowledge his existence. They just alchemize things, charge up their entities, and discuss roleplaying matters. Well, that all changes right now! The Godmodder is going to actively seek ways to loophole your entities, and is going to show no mercy against them! Don't expect this to be fair! This game isn't SUPPOSED to be fair!
In accordance with this, I think that all players should at least TRY to attack the Godmodder once per turn.
And yes, for everyone who has noticed, there is a countdown. There is a new plotline that will probably detract from the Godmodder being in the spotlight, again. But that is why you have to attack him NOW! While the game is focused on him, NOW is your chance to knock a good amount of his HP off! If you don't, then this game will only go on for longer, and I can't update it much longer. It needs to finish, and it needs to finish FAST.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Active
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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19/30 Clockwork Army Manufactory (+2 from Leon (posts two and three) and self)
Bipolarity 3/11
Dark Carnaval 2/11
The Damned Spot 4/10
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
Heh. I pull out an Abstract Concept Solidifier, and shoot the Baubles charge at the godmodder. Will the Damned Spot and the final alchemy of this line still have the Flow and Freeze modes?
To foreshadow, I do not plan any Finales.
Heh. The time for reweaponization has begun. A proper level ten takes 65+ posts to make. Therefore, I activate the Slot Matrix of the Hazel Wand. It can accept three Addendum-s. Only one can be active at a time, and, when they are used, I cannot use the wand for attacking any more that turn.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
The Nether (of course!)
Minecraft:
SolidMastR
Xbox:
No, just no
PSN:
ManiacMastR
Member Details
Sigh.
I press a button. A big sign that says MANIAC IS AG appears. I press a button. It now says PSYCHE! MANIAC IS NEUTRAL! The crowd gasps. What a
Now can I be Neutral?
Fair enough. I get a Red matter bomb. I light it on fire. I throw the bomb at the Godmodder. It doesn't explode. Huh. What do you know. I then get a gravity gun and throw it to space. The Red Matter Bomb absorbs some of the power of the sun, becoming the SPACE RED MATTER BOMB FROM THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!! It then falls on the Godmodder and explodes. Multiple enemies are also sucked into the blast. (If that's OP, just make the Godmodder be hit)
And by me, I mean my shadow.
I attack all remaining players in the Emerald Arena with the MILLION PUNCHES OF THE WITHER!!!!!!!!
The... Rave...
Oh gosh >FLASHBACK TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD.
No one... Destroys innocent zones... AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
ALL WEAPONS ATTACKS CHARGED WHICH INCLUDE: DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
ARE USED ON THE GODMODDER! EACH ONE DOES AS FOLLOWS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
THE DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM RIDDLES THE GODMODDER WITH SPECIALLY MADE DOOM BULLETS! EACH ONE CAN BRING THE DOOM OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL DOOM METHOD! HOWEVER, THESE ONES ARE ESPECIALLY MADE FOR THE GODMODDER, MAKING THEM IMMUNE TO TELEPORTATION, OR MOVING FROM THEIR PATH ONCE FIRED, AND THEY ARE TRACKING TO THE ONE AND ONLY GODMODDER WHO HAS TAKEN OVER THIS SERVER, AND CAN PENETRATE ANY SHIELD OR OBSTACLE IN THEIR PATH TO REACH THE GODMODDER!
THE X-INFERNO BLAZE IT LAUNCHES ITSELF AT THE GODMODDER, DISTRACTING HIM BEFORE A DOOM BULLET HITS HIM, AND IS UN TELEPORTABLE. AND THEN WEDGES ITSELF IN THE GODMODDER'S ARMOR, AND GOES TO THE MAXIMUM HEAT SETTING. THIS DOES NOTHING ON ITS OWN, BUT WITH THE
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGGEDON THE BLADE DOES THE SAME THING, EXCEPT IT FREEZES THE HEAT, GIVING THE GODMODDER FREEZERBURN. I CALL HIM A STEAK. THIS HIGHLY OFFENDS HIM. IF IT DOESN'T DO DAMAGE, I THREATEN TO USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK/WHITE HOLES. (Sorry Twin, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to hit the godmodder.)
THE EFFECTONATOR TRI HIT WOULD USUALLY HIT THE GODMODDER WITH THREE EFFECTS, BUT INSTEAD IT FIRES THREE COLORED SHOTS, EACH HITTING A FACIAL ORIFICE OF THE GODMODDER!
THE SINGULARITY WORMHOLE FIRES AN ANTIMATTER SPACIAL BLAST INSTEAD OF A WORMHOLE, AND FIRES IT DURING ALL THE OTHER CHAOS GOING ON DURING THIS ATTACK. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, MOVED, OR TELEPORTED AWAY FROM ITS PATH TO HIT THE GODMODDER. ONCE IT DOES, ITS ANTIMATTER CLASHES WITH THE GODMODDER, AND IT MAKES SURE THAT ONE OF THE DOOM BULLETS REMOVES ALL ANTIMATTER SHIELDS!
THE POLAR MELTDOWN GLOBAL WARMING PLAYS A TAPE OF THOUSANDS OF BABY POLAR BEARS DROWING, RIGHT NOW. THE GODMODDER COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN THIS, AS IT IS LIVE. THE BABY POLAR BEARS ARE CRYING NOW AS THEY DIE. BEGGING FOR HELP. WHILE THE GODMODDER IS DISTRACTED BY THIS MOVING DISPLAY, I HIT HIM (SOMEWHAT LIGHTLY) ACROSS THE FACE, WHILE RECOMMENDING HE DONATES TO A CHARITY TO SAVE THEM. I KNOW HE IS A BAD GUY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A "BAD GUY" PER SE.
The BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY explains how the Big Bang created the universe, and how that power is in these bombs, and during the presentation the bombs fly out of the screen and hit the godmodder, using the same but slightly different anti godmodder projectile methods the other things in this attack used.
Then, to top it all off, I take off all my gear, charges and alchemies, and TRIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUNCH C-C-C-COMBO B-B-B-B-BREAKER ULTRA PUNCH KICK COMBO FINISHER ATTACK THE GODMODDER!
I then challenge the godmodder to a game of connect 4. If he cheats, it obviously shows that I am better at connect 4 than him. And therefore, smarter. And all the players will know it to be true.
Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI retrieves HIS ghost AI and joint attacks the godmodder with HIM! HE goes for a brute attack, firing at the godmodder, while the MCGAI (Microsoft Cloud Ghost AI, technically a split so it still works.) sneaks up close, knowing the godmodder knows he's there, sees the godmodder try to punt him into the Rainbow Rumpus Party Town, and AUTO-PARRIES, does a flip, and kicks the godmodder in the face! During this, HIS ghost AI riddles the godmodder with bullets from his DOOMBRINGER!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Polarity / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs / Sugar / Corn Syrup / Purified Elf Tear / Totality / Solar Wind
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 35/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 18/25
MEGA ATTACK 40/50
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
HIS HAND MORE ULTIMATE DOOM IIIIIIIIII
Some of my decorative weapons fire reaches the HMAS's, damaging them.
I increase all my charges by one.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Firstly, a Shield with 30000 HP goes up in the SkyBlock Zone.
Secondly, a Nether Portal appears in the sky.
Nether Portal [???]: ?/? HP, State: Active
States:
Active - Spawns a Zombie Pigman every round. Zombie Pigman is Neutral by default, but the horde has a meter. The meter reads: ManiacMasteR: 50, Herobrine: 50. Both will try to control the nether mobs. The mobs have an X% chance of working for Maniac, where X is the number Maniac has. Default mode.
Inactive - Does not spawn mobs. Portal will turn Inactive after 5 rounds, then turn Active the following round.
Angered - When a player first attacks the Zombie Pigman, the portal will become angered. It will spawn 2 pigmen every round instead of one and they will by default be the opposite alignment of the player who angered them.
Vulnerable - When the Portal's Weakness has been discovered and it becomes attackable, it will spawn 3 Pigmen and one of either a Blaze or Magma Cube, chosen randomly. They will protect the portal.
Try out different attacks to see what the portal's weakness is. However, the Portal has to be in the Angered state to reveal its weakness.
I enter the portal into the Nether. Starting Nether Sidequest #2.
Scale of Nether: Maniac IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (Maniac: 45, Herobrine: 55.)
Oh no
Lord Doubtfire [11/50]
Black people dance better.
So I upload Black People dancing skills to the Control Core Tank.
And so it dances even better.
And subsequently causes even more earthquakes.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
My shadow summons 500,000 zombie pigmen to join the flash mob. He the starts pelting Bill with fire pellets.
NETHER ARISEN: 21/40
I want destruction. Unfortunately, I'm not getting that. So, I will join the Neutral side. At least then I can destroy everything....
Piono talked to me soon after I made this. It's an emergency.
Armies of the Nether! Close the portals! Don't let anything in or out! We need to stop the bugs!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Heh. If I were you, this would be the time to activate your hidden superweapon. Alas! Now, you have given me more reason to go into the Arena. Soon.
/null
No! The time isn't right. I can't do it yet. Soon though. Soon.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
4/50 Summoning...
4/50 Attacking...
2/10 Attacking...
10/10x25 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
High Tide 3/3
Afterglow 3/3
Hephaestus On Ice 3/6
> 50 post - "Host Bots" Homicidal angel robots that slice people up like Tron using their plasma-laced halos. I make'm dance for the party, then I'll let them kill.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
1/3
TRIGGER: 14/20 +1 self
i 3/20 +1 self
+1 to Nimbleguy +1 to Erelye
I take a break from my fabulous level 8 dancing and infuse the table leg with light and then fire it in a shining arc towards Bill Cipher, even if he is dead. It beautifully leaves a streak of light in the air, which defuses into a rainbow. I begin dancing again!
Lock && Skeleton Lock && Iron Bars = Skeleton Handcuffs = (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED LAST LAST POST
I duplicate 2 holy mackerels.
Skeleton Key || Gold Block = Golden Skeleton Key (Level 10: 11/11) FINISHED
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee) X5
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
fired clay key mold
Iron Key
Skeleton Key
Skeleton Lock
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi20/20 health
Permanent Passives:Lightwell Aura2000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. (or equivalent)Precise IlluminationAttacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.Skills:
Dancing: Level 8
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪
♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┘ ♪ DANCE RIOT! ♫ ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽
Sweet music goodness...
Err... You know, I measured the tables when I brought them up. That one was 124 meters long, and 16 meters wide. So, if my calculations are correct, you just ate 992 square meters of food. Unless, of course, you actually ate the table.
/null
+1 to Wilson's Stamina. Trying to buy Splash potion of Nightshade
I bow to Wilson, understandingly.
I >AGGRESS< Wilson with HIS Hand! I use it thousands of times on him to test it out!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ MORTUUS = ?? 4/??
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = ??? 2/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 35/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 18/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Yang 43/50
I focus the Staff of Ysera for a moment, and then unleash it as a light show for the dance party. A green dragon head appears and breaths a glittering emerald breath that lights up the entire party area in a warm green glow.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Wilson bows to the defeated Modpack and then turns and leaps out of the portal. He has other duties to attend to (feel free to count this as a death). He'll be back later though. Wilson wakes up back in his store. He then runs out to set up a stand deeper into the party area. Edit- The reason Wilson attacked you Modpack was that you attacked Nimble, who had given Wilson a gift.
Refreshment stand:
Lemonade x4, ice cream x4, root beer float x2, golden honey cake x2, water breathing potion x1, night vision potion x1
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
+1 to Pit
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter /\ 64 Mortuus = HIS Hand 11/11 DONE!
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = ??? 1/??
I respawn.
I >AGGRESS< Phobos with the ASTRAL BLADE! I slash him once instead of thousands of times, putting almost all my strength into the slice!
I make sure my UPGRADED HALO ARMOR is equipped. It is finally useful.
Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of HIM attacks the godmodder with his DOOMBRINGER! He shoots him, runs up to him, goes inside him (due to not being physical) and then materializes inside of the godmodder! The godmodder obviously godmods the attack, but the true attack was to get up close! A single shot is fired at him with the full power of the DOOMBRINGER at point blank range.
Then, 413 PARTY SHOTS are fired into the air! HE likes to party too!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ MORTUUS = ?? 3/??
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = ??? 1/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 34/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 17/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Kick in the Shins: 2/3 (+1)
X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ Mortuus = Quantum Conundrum (Level 5: 2/6)
Chair && Doombringer && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria (Level 8: 1/9)
I'd like it if you stopped putting your alchemies in spoilers.
You respawn.
> MODPACK: AGGRESS
You aggress Wilson with the Big Rip Bombs, dealing 2,125 damage to him!
+2,125 XP!
You got THE BIG CHILL! A dark-green and ice-blue sword, filled with time and ice magicks. Capable of switching between two modes, FLOW, which allows you to control the flow of time, and FREEZE, which allows you to siphon the very heat out of objects and command ice. This weapon can deal loads of damage how you want, whenever you want. With emphasis on the when.
Grayhold Citadel added! Prototype Clockwork Drones appear within its halls... Should they have HP?
The Big Chill || High Elven Sword && Arcane Crysalink = The Damned Spot (Level 9: 1/10)
5,000 damage to Bill Cipher!
You upgrade the TUBAS with METEOR SHOWER! The OP Scale moves upward...
> NIMBLEGUY: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - JAVA SMASH
fseftr killed!
+2,125 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-7,000 XP to fesftr!
When did you obtain a Life setting on Atheist's Grip? +1,500 HP!
> THE_SERPENT: AGGRESS
You don't have the attack power for a finisher! You simply deal 4,625 damage to Wilson. Wilson is Poisoned and Burned!
You can only attack entities in the GEO Orbit Zone with Potions!
> MANIACMASTER: AGGRESS
You conjure up Netherrack hands that aggress every player, dealing 750 damage to them all!
+5,250 XP!
But where's your shadow? In front of Bill or behind him?
You're Neutral now! Wat.
You got THE ATOM-SMASHER! A heavily modified rifle upgraded with a hadron collider. Its bullets have quantum properties, and are also electrically charged thanks to the dynamo used in its creation!
12,000 damage!
Reverse English && Entropium Ingot = Emerald Nova (Level 413: 1/414)
That would have made Lord English's own weapon... Yikes.
You got a SENTRY HELICOPTER! An autonomous copter that can fire and hover independently from its owner.
Blue Admiral Armor && Space Suit = Blue Sky
You got BLUE SKY! This specialized armor can withstand the extreme conditions of outer space.
Awkward Potion OOO Lapis Powder = Potion of Dyes
Good idea! I'll see how that works out in combat.
You respawn.
> FSEFTR: AGGRESS
Your chain aggression of eggs, Lapis Blocks, and lava ends up killing Wilson!
+2,125 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-1,000 XP to Wilson!
Bill Cipher conjures up Exacliburn's worst nightmare, which is a storm cloud! This changes the server's weather to Thunderstorm, which causes a thousand Minecraft mobs to immediately spawn in your vicinity. They tear you to shreads.
Mace Club && Mace Spray = Blind Man's Club (Level 1: 1/2)
You accept Modpack's Chair Duel.
They're not possessing you... They're possessing HIM.
+6,000 HP!
Cans will attack Dedan!
10/10 would moderate again
NO NOT REALLY.
The Machine gains laser lights! This does nothing whatsoever.
Alveary?
> NIMBLEGUY: AGGRESS
You aggress The_Serpent and summon an earthquake in his position, killing him!
+2,000 XP!
+5,000 victory XP!
-5,000 XP to The_Serpent!
You got THE HARBINGER. A magnificent, giant cane covered in teal tentacles. At its end is a wood carving of an eldritch monster, colored in teal. It can split into two halves which reveal thin, long blades that hum with the power of abominations. Blood of multiple colors has permanently stained both blades. If the two ends of the cane are touched, they will form a giant longsword that can calibrate the very gallows of reality itself, unleashing horrendous beasts.
You bring some wagons into the Grayhold, and assembled multiple items in its Clearing. Looks like you're preparing for something... but what?
Mind Honey && Eldritch Tentacle = Bipolarity (Level 10: 1/11)
AMP Unit added! Since it can't attack, its HP is good as it is.
You ascend high into the air and change the ARMISTYX into its final form: A-BOMB SCYTHE MODE! You then fall like a stone, reaching terminal velocity and EXCEEDING it! Bill Cipher quickly tries to think of a way to counteract it, but cannot... He, like the rest of the Battlefield, is transfixed...
When the explosion happens, everyone on the server can feel it.
Bill Cipher
killedPSYCHE.No... How could this... I... NO! I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! I AM BILL CIPHER! MASTER OF THE MIND! ...Er, a mastermind? WHATEVER! I WON'T BE KILLED BY A SIMPLE ATOM BOMB!!
THIS IS NOT OVER! THIS! IS!
He then gets sniped by a grue.
Bluh! You know what, fine. Here, you cranky creeper. Take this.
Bill Cipher takes his hat, then snaps his fingers. Another copy of it appears in his other hand. He then throws it at you. You've gained his Spoil of War: Providence's Topper!
You can have this secondary copy of my own stunning armor... And then, when I return to your world, we'll see how this strife goes a second time... Oh yes, we'll see. But until then, I'll be watching you!
I'll... be... watching...
You leave the Emerald Arena.
The Machine will heal itself instead of attacking this turn.
Whoa... WHOA... WHOA!!!
The Godmodder simply cannot handle a party of this magnitude!!!
...Wait. Of course he can. He's the Godmodder.
But the other entities can't! They are all inexplicably drawn to the Flash Mob... The Godmodder tries to stop them, but too late. Rainbow Rumpus Party Town has begun. Nothing can ever be the same.
You appear at the center of the Flash Mob, and do various Dubstep-based activities!
The Entertainment Brigade appears!
The Machine heads over to the Flash Mob, it too getting in the groove, so to speak!
Even the Control Core Tank starts dancing! However, it causes a fissure that inexplicably sucks up Cans. He would have been gone this turn anyway.
Robo-K4yne heals everyone by +50 HP!
Bill Cipher is dead!
You got the BLACK-ICE GOGGLES! Black-tinted goggles with a bunch of frost around them, mainly because of black ice. It gives the wearer a 10% vis discount.
Wicked Elixir && Eldritch Tentacles = Dark Carnaval (Level 10: 1/11)
That's not a typo.
You walk around Rainbow Rumpus Party Town and observe the Flash Mob...
Rainbow Rumpus Party Town RESONATES with pure party! What... WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
You got SKELETON HANDCUFFS! Handcuffs that can only be opened by a Skeleton Key.
Holy Mackerel x3 (1/2)
You teleport into the Flash Mob, dropping off serving butlers! You then begin to do some Russian dances and wear sunglasses!
Yes! YES YOU ARE! You can literally do ANY attack you want! ANY OF YOU can! You're not limited to alchemies or entities! YOU HAVE THE POWER! ALL OF YOU! SO USE IT!
The Godmodder acts on your command and successfully seduces you! You don't remember the next half hour...
Your bees start serving honey, prime fireworks, and create a meteor shower!
The EMERALD ARENA is disabled due to the Flash Mob...
You got a POTION OF DYES! When drank, your skin will turn blue, since a blue dye was used in its creation.
The EMERALD ARENA is disabled.
+8,000 HP to both ships!
Oh, I forgot to do a lot of things last turn... Sorry. They will attack twice.
Dakkanator && Giga Gun = The Overkiller (Level 7: 1/8)
He probably had his Improbability Drive turned up so high that the Godmodder's plugins detected it and rolled it over, allowing the Godmodder to instantly be aware of Tricky's presence and snap his street sign in half.
You switch to European dancing styles and grab random people to use as partners!
You give Leonstar0 lots of chairs.
Armistyx && Shotgun && Rose = Even In Death (Level 9: 1/10)
You join the Flash Mob, and it turns into a full-blown party!
3,000 damage to each!
Skyblock Shield added!
Nether Portal added!
This time, the ETS Marksman (EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN THE AIR) falls into the fissure...
No! No, you won't! Haven't I specified that you can only switch sides if it's a STUNNING BETRAYAL?
He didn't, since the Emerald Arena is disabled!
You got HIGH TIDE! An upgraded version of Low Tide, able to control the seas more effectively.
You got AFERGLOW! A modified version of Noir Spades that seems to be able to tap into the power of the dead as well as shadows...
Host Bots added!
You use the Table Leg, firing an arc of light into the air that explodes into a magnificent firework.
You join in on the Flash Mob...
You create a light show for the party, and an emerald dragon also appears...
Wilson leaves the Emerald Arena.
You got HIS HAND! A modified version of the Doombringer infused with an antimatter blade humming with Microsoft power! It must have many other powers as well...
Glistering Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb (Level 4: 1/5)
The Godmodder realizes that the Doombringer is an up-close weapon, and shoots the fake AI ghost of HIM with his own ghostly bow that is specifically engineered to shoot phantoms! It injures him enough that HE is stunned, and the Godmodder uses his Ghostbuster-enchanted Diamond Boots to punt him to Rainbow Rumpus Party Town.
The Flash Mob has grown so strong that nearly every single entity has migrated to Rainbow Rumpus Party Town! They are having the time of their lives, dancing the night away, and partying! It's completely incongruous... Eventually, the only people left on the Battlefield are The Operator, Dimentio, the Godmodder, and the unmovable Voidwalker and Nether Portal. Everyone on the field grows complacent with these newfound events. Everyone except the Godmodder.
"R... Really? You're all just going to head over THERE and... completely ignore this? Alright. That settles it. HEY! GREEN HOODIE GUY! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT HERE! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!"
W-What? Wait, is he talking to... Godmodder, what are you doing? You're a figment of my imagination in this text adventure! You have no right to talk to your creator in this way!
"Cut the crap! This isn't a game and you know it! I know it! They all know it!"
Alright. Fine. What's so important that you have to break the Fourth Wall... not literally, of course... and talk to me?
"Why is everyone ignoring me? The whole point of this is for them to ATTACK ME! Not to make their own entities and do pointless stuff in that Alchemiter of yours! And, and to make FLASH MOBS! This is a game about ME. So why is everyone treating it as the opposite?"
I... Perhaps this should be discussed somewhere el--
"NO. I'm done getting pushed to the side. I'm done being treated as a secondary character. I remember back on GenericCraft, when there was no Alchemiter, no Narrative, no Employer... it was ME, and it was THEM. So you're going to tell me: how can I make this war WHOLE again?"
...Fine. Input cheat code 000901.
"...That's what I have to do?"
No. That's what I just did.
~
Everyone in Rainbow Rumpus Party Town feels a noise, akin to an earthquake! It can't be the Control Core Tower; engie_ninja took care of that already... On the horizon, they see a figure slowly walking towards them! Wait... He's not walking. He's flying. He's flying at half of the speed of light! Before anyone can react, an entire half of Rainbow Rumpus Party Town is obliterated in a single, visceral, swing of a Banhammer. Whole columns of rock vaporize, and shrapnel rains down on the Flash Mob, destroying much of its decor!
Everyone looks around, mystified, readying their weapons... the majority of the party is going on undeterred, but the players know a strife when they see one. Another flash of light, and the rainbow roads and turrets that made up the majority of the party's lightning vaporize. Their imagery only displays static as they fall like shattered glass. Another flash, and the dubstep is silenced, the massive soundboards and DJs obliterated.
Slowly but surely, the castle starts to fall. The players know in their gut the party has been crashed... By the ultimate party-crasher. The refreshment tables, multitudes of dance floors, decor, and disco balls all shatter, melt, and vaporize as the various entities now struggle to retreat from the falling zone. Some choose to stay, thinking there is still a bit of party left, but the majority of the castle is now falling in on itself, imploding piece by piece.
All of the players, immensely startled by the sudden mood whiplash, evacuate the zone, watching the multicolored auras of the zone fade away, and the castle fall into ruins, completely and utterly. However, they are more than upset. They are angered! They spent upwards of 100 posts on that Flash Mob! Why didn't the great and powerful Game Master allow it to go through for at least one more turn?! Well, as they've probably already figured out, I'm not entirely in control anymore...
The Godmodder's rage has been stewing for quite some time now. He's wanted to be back in the spotlight ever since Act 2, but it was this event that tipped him over the edge. He's not angry enough to become Psychopath Godmodder. He's TOO angry. His rage solidifies and envelopes him a giant, black aura... His robot arm transforms into a robot gauntlet. His cape turns into a whirlwind of fire. His eyes turn into miniature supernovae.
Yet this doesn't even change his title at all. For him, it's just another day. But hopefully this one will start the mark of a new era. One in which he is the primary focus.
How to Play:
There is one and only one primary rule to this game now: DESTROY! THE! GODMODDER! 75% of these posts make no attempt to acknowledge his existence. They just alchemize things, charge up their entities, and discuss roleplaying matters. Well, that all changes right now! The Godmodder is going to actively seek ways to loophole your entities, and is going to show no mercy against them! Don't expect this to be fair! This game isn't SUPPOSED to be fair!
In accordance with this, I think that all players should at least TRY to attack the Godmodder once per turn.
And yes, for everyone who has noticed, there is a countdown. There is a new plotline that will probably detract from the Godmodder being in the spotlight, again. But that is why you have to attack him NOW! While the game is focused on him, NOW is your chance to knock a good amount of his HP off! If you don't, then this game will only go on for longer, and I can't update it much longer. It needs to finish, and it needs to finish FAST.
So give the Godmodder all you've got!
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
PGs:
Defend the Skyblock Zone!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Voidwalker: [???]
Nether Portal: [???] Active. Zombie Pigman: 3,000/3,000.
Dimentio: [H] HP: ???. Alternate TARDIS: 500,000/500,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 31/125.
Skyblock Zone:
Skyblock Shield: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
AMSS Highblood: [PG] HP: 56,800/80,000.
Emerald Arena:
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20,250/21,000.
LEVEL 2: Mod Novice. XP: ========== 7,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS< BATTLE TECHNIQUE
COMBAT OPERANDIBATTLE TECHNIQUES: MICROSOFT BRAND
Phobos: [N] HP: 19,250/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Player 1. XP: ========== 12,500
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDINimbleguy: [AG] HP: 19,750/21,000.
LEVEL 3: Base 32. XP: ========== 6,687
BATTLE MENU: AGGRESS >BATTLE TECHNIQUE<
COMBAT OPERANDIBATTLE TECHNIQUES: JAVA SMASH
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 14,750/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Nether Novice. XP: ========== 29,375
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDITT2000: [AG] HP: 18,750/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Slow Shot. XP: ========== 6,425
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIThe_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Single Unagi. XP: ========== 9,187
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIfseftr: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
LEVEL 1: Tertiary. XP: ========== 14,125
BATTLE MENU: >AGGRESS<
BATTLE TECHNIQUECOMBAT OPERANDIGEO Orbit Zone:
Charon Frigates: [AG] HP: 12,050/15,000. (x3.) Pelican Fighters: 3,500/3,500. (x31.)
Autumn Cruisers: [AG] HP: 42,050/45,000. (x3.) MAC Cannon: III
Singularity Satellite: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Rainbow Rumpus Ruins:
The Machine: [AG] HP: 24,950/75,000. DLC Cannons: 20,000/20,000. Core: 25,000/25,000. DLC Burst: IIII Copy-Paste: IIIIII
Mixcoatl: [AG] HP: 92,050/100,000. Docile. Boss Totems: 20,000/20,000. (x4.)
Host Bots: [AG] HP: 17,000/25,000. (x4.)
AMP Unit: [AG] HP: 75,000/100,000.
Dedan: [PG] HP: 36,700/100,000. Speech Bubble: 100/100. (x3.) Bleed: III
HMAS Orange: [PG] HP: 40,450/100,000.
HMAS Grey: [PG] HP: 40,950/10,000.
Aluminati Warships: [PG] HP: 7,300/60,000. (x2.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
Pokefan151: [AG] Status: Active
duoRouge: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
ProofofconcepT: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Bipolarity 3/11
Dark Carnaval 2/11
The Damned Spot 4/10
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
Heh. I pull out an Abstract Concept Solidifier, and shoot the Baubles charge at the godmodder. Will the Damned Spot and the final alchemy of this line still have the Flow and Freeze modes?
To foreshadow, I do not plan any Finales.
Heh. The time for reweaponization has begun. A proper level ten takes 65+ posts to make. Therefore, I activate the Slot Matrix of the Hazel Wand. It can accept three Addendum-s. Only one can be active at a time, and, when they are used, I cannot use the wand for attacking any more that turn.
Wand Addendum: Compound 1/20
Wand Addendum: Eldritch 1/20
I press a button. A big sign that says MANIAC IS AG appears. I press a button. It now says PSYCHE! MANIAC IS NEUTRAL! The crowd gasps. What a
Now can I be Neutral?
Fair enough. I get a Red matter bomb. I light it on fire. I throw the bomb at the Godmodder. It doesn't explode. Huh. What do you know. I then get a gravity gun and throw it to space. The Red Matter Bomb absorbs some of the power of the sun, becoming the SPACE RED MATTER BOMB FROM THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!! It then falls on the Godmodder and explodes. Multiple enemies are also sucked into the blast. (If that's OP, just make the Godmodder be hit)
And by me, I mean my shadow.
I attack all remaining players in the Emerald Arena with the MILLION PUNCHES OF THE WITHER!!!!!!!!
NETHER ARISEN: 25/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
+1 to Fseftr 1/40x1 (out of two 40 +1's I owe.)
Chair && DOOMBRINGER && Meteor = Upholster Hysteria 3/9
X-Stalker && Antimatter XBOX /\ Effectonator Gun 41.3 /\ MORTUUS = Quantum Conundrum 5/6
Glistening Melon && Corn Syrup && Gunpowder = Barbasol Melonbomb 2/5
The... Rave...
Oh gosh >FLASHBACK TO THE MICROSOFT CLOUD.
No one... Destroys innocent zones... AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
ALL WEAPONS ATTACKS CHARGED WHICH INCLUDE:
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM IIIII
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
ARE USED ON THE GODMODDER! EACH ONE DOES AS FOLLOWS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
THE DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM RIDDLES THE GODMODDER WITH SPECIALLY MADE DOOM BULLETS! EACH ONE CAN BRING THE DOOM OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS, EACH WITH THEIR OWN SPECIAL DOOM METHOD! HOWEVER, THESE ONES ARE ESPECIALLY MADE FOR THE GODMODDER, MAKING THEM IMMUNE TO TELEPORTATION, OR MOVING FROM THEIR PATH ONCE FIRED, AND THEY ARE TRACKING TO THE ONE AND ONLY GODMODDER WHO HAS TAKEN OVER THIS SERVER, AND CAN PENETRATE ANY SHIELD OR OBSTACLE IN THEIR PATH TO REACH THE GODMODDER!
THE X-INFERNO BLAZE IT LAUNCHES ITSELF AT THE GODMODDER, DISTRACTING HIM BEFORE A DOOM BULLET HITS HIM, AND IS UN TELEPORTABLE. AND THEN WEDGES ITSELF IN THE GODMODDER'S ARMOR, AND GOES TO THE MAXIMUM HEAT SETTING. THIS DOES NOTHING ON ITS OWN, BUT WITH THE
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGGEDON THE BLADE DOES THE SAME THING, EXCEPT IT FREEZES THE HEAT, GIVING THE GODMODDER FREEZERBURN. I CALL HIM A STEAK. THIS HIGHLY OFFENDS HIM. IF IT DOESN'T DO DAMAGE, I THREATEN TO USE THE SUPERMASSIVE BLACK/WHITE HOLES. (Sorry Twin, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to hit the godmodder.)
THE EFFECTONATOR TRI HIT WOULD USUALLY HIT THE GODMODDER WITH THREE EFFECTS, BUT INSTEAD IT FIRES THREE COLORED SHOTS, EACH HITTING A FACIAL ORIFICE OF THE GODMODDER!
THE SINGULARITY WORMHOLE FIRES AN ANTIMATTER SPACIAL BLAST INSTEAD OF A WORMHOLE, AND FIRES IT DURING ALL THE OTHER CHAOS GOING ON DURING THIS ATTACK. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, MOVED, OR TELEPORTED AWAY FROM ITS PATH TO HIT THE GODMODDER. ONCE IT DOES, ITS ANTIMATTER CLASHES WITH THE GODMODDER, AND IT MAKES SURE THAT ONE OF THE DOOM BULLETS REMOVES ALL ANTIMATTER SHIELDS!
THE POLAR MELTDOWN GLOBAL WARMING PLAYS A TAPE OF THOUSANDS OF BABY POLAR BEARS DROWING, RIGHT NOW. THE GODMODDER COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN THIS, AS IT IS LIVE. THE BABY POLAR BEARS ARE CRYING NOW AS THEY DIE. BEGGING FOR HELP. WHILE THE GODMODDER IS DISTRACTED BY THIS MOVING DISPLAY, I HIT HIM (SOMEWHAT LIGHTLY) ACROSS THE FACE, WHILE RECOMMENDING HE DONATES TO A CHARITY TO SAVE THEM. I KNOW HE IS A BAD GUY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A "BAD GUY" PER SE.
The BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY explains how the Big Bang created the universe, and how that power is in these bombs, and during the presentation the bombs fly out of the screen and hit the godmodder, using the same but slightly different anti godmodder projectile methods the other things in this attack used.
Then, to top it all off, I take off all my gear, charges and alchemies, and TRIPLE ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUNCH C-C-C-COMBO B-B-B-B-BREAKER ULTRA PUNCH KICK COMBO FINISHER ATTACK THE GODMODDER!
I then challenge the godmodder to a game of connect 4. If he cheats, it obviously shows that I am better at connect 4 than him. And therefore, smarter. And all the players will know it to be true.
Meanwhile, the fake AI ghost of the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI retrieves HIS ghost AI and joint attacks the godmodder with HIM! HE goes for a brute attack, firing at the godmodder, while the MCGAI (Microsoft Cloud Ghost AI, technically a split so it still works.) sneaks up close, knowing the godmodder knows he's there, sees the godmodder try to punt him into the Rainbow Rumpus Party Town, and AUTO-PARRIES, does a flip, and kicks the godmodder in the face! During this, HIS ghost AI riddles the godmodder with bullets from his DOOMBRINGER!
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 35/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 18/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
HIS HAND MORE ULTIMATE DOOM IIIIIIIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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