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49/50 To Find A Key was not an alchemy. It was the second 5 post charge assisting this one in the line above. (Or two lines, I cannot be certain.) Very well... Everfull Grape Pot && Mind Honey && Nebula in a Bottle 2/??? (Still geared towards healing) 2/8 on the Singularity Stormbringer Arcane Blade
Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Ah, yes. You held it, if only metaphysically. Good. Hehhehehehehehehehehehehe. The link is established. Heh. The Staff of the Dark Artificer is metaphysically within your possession. The gem on the top glints a dark light... wait. That... is no gem. It is an Orb. Remember which type? A hint: Universal Grayhold Theory. Heh. Heh. All that was needed is locked into place. I have the staff, the fuel source, the Dragon, the Window, the Tentacle, the components, the Shattered Blade, and the Matrix in place. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. All I need to do is wait. My Prophecy shall be fulfilled. Perhaps I should mention that was the second time I told it. The first was some few decades or so ago, to your ancestors. Perhaps I have mixed up the times. It is inconsequential. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The alignment is coming. So soon. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. And there is naught any of you can do to stop it. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Tick. Heh. Tock. Heh. Tick. Heh. Tock. Heh. Tick. Heh. Tock. Heh. Heh. Heh. *twitch* Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Tick. Tock. Heh. Tick. Heh. Tock. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
I cannot BELIEVE such a thing has occurred, even in such a horrendous alternative timestream. It really is quite fascinating what effect endless war has on the thoughts, however. Especially with such an unstable avatar. Hah.
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Proof, they are in Universe B, in Aperture Science. We are currently in Universe C. The only reason Ikea was able to get there so fast without breaking the Fourth Wall, which we just repaired by scratching the fourth wall, was because of it's portal-based technology. And believe me, NO ONE will allow you to break it again. Everyone was annoyed at the Homestuck invasion. You may want to edit that post...
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I also intended to charge the CGCSID for an extremely long time. Not like I even want it back anyway, it would have to be OP-scale breaking to be acceptably good regardless.
As to it taking years to get to earth from here, well, you do realize that's the point of warp systems, right? I'm not talking about some derpy thing from Star Trek, this is an Alcubierre ring, it's basically a Tesseract built to carry an entire Manufactory. Nigh-instant transport across any distance, in other words.
Drop the Bass 2/8
[Just a question, are those two alchemies I tried to do a while back done?}
MPV Anachronism 24/50
No targets? Heh. >GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING ACCELERATORS. 4/OVERLOAD.
{I'm going to assume you really do NOT want me going to earth with a battlecruiser, and stop that charge. That said, if you ARE ok with it... 2/OVERLOADING}
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The vault opens, gaseous Taint leaking out, akin to a wound. Out levitates a clockwork bomb, inscribed with runes of annihilation. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The metaphysically stored staff's orb glows a bright color... That none can comprehend. The Designex of the bomb glows the same color, unsealing the inner device. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A spot for a blade, a runemarked clock. Within lies the core. The Second Arcanium Supernova, I used to call it. I know better. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The pact has been bound. You willingly agreed to hold the Tool of the Dark Artificer. Heh. Heh. Did you read my treatise on the Grayhold Orbs? Now do you know what I have planned for you? Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Thy will is subject to The Ancient Knowledge. This is the end of one thing, and the start of a new one, perhaps. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. I slide the shattered Clockwork Blade into the designated spot.
Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The changes are being wrought. The green is fading... violet is all I can see. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The blade is pulled out, renewed, gears turning. It is almost time. The alignment will occur within the timeframe needed. I Saw it. I Know. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The conversion is almost complete. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Oh, and Splits are for fools. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The device is online. Heh. Heh. Last time. Heh. It was magnificent. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
The glowing core lights up, or rather, sucks up all the light around it. Suddenly, an eldritch whisper can be heard. Where? Within your mind. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The weak minded shall fall to this, and become subject to it for eternity. Perhaps you wished to know what it was like to wield the Window? Now you know. Be careful what you wish for. It will come true. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The core finally heats up, absorbing energy from both ley lines, the life force of the one metaphysically holding the Tool of the Dark Artificer now impossible to remove from his metaphysical presence, and the sanity of the innocent. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A screech can be heard. A screech that instills terror even into the nonexistent hearts of AIs. The whispers are louder. Tick. Tock. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tock. Tock. Yes.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Finally, the core ignites. A short laugh can be heard, but you are certain it is the voices. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A crack. The continent shatters, unable to contain the energy. An infinite continent, or not. It does not matter. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The energy. It is flowing into one of the two. I do not know which. Either the First Guardian, or the Scientia Custodis of the planet. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Perhaps both. Yes, that seems correct. One thing is certain. This is power we were never meant to comprehend. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Perhaps my end is near. No, that was a lie. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
(OOC: Drink a cup of water every time you read the word 'Heh.')
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POST 1;
Voidwalker: 40/40.
7/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ Tuba Upgrade: Machine /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Augmentation 2: Origin's Staff
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Spoil: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Order of the Stone
Entropy of the Cobble
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
I just realized I forgot about the Voidwalker last turn. It is sort-of like the Multidimensional Portal, in that it is an invincible entity that does not attack. The Voidwalker allows access to and fro the Void with a bit of a cost.
Anyone want to challenge me in the arena?
Mhm. Bill, so it has come to this... you really want a rematch? Well, if you are going to fight us then the deal is off, I will need that... thing I gave you when you went into my mind back. You could also just... help us destroy the cause of the war, who is The Godmodder.
And Erelye...... does you wantz void majikz?
One more thing... I start breeding Void Bees as a gift for Wilson. 1/10. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 1000/1000 AQUA: 1000/1000 TERRA: 1000/1000 AER: 1000/1000 ORDO: 1000/1000 PERDITO: 1000/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII
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Yin 24/50 +2 total to Aegis, +2 from Aegis
Yang 24/50
THE ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE was just a joke. I didn't mean for it to be an actual alchemy. But hey, it's still a 3 post charge right? I throw my ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE at Bill Cipher.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
I buy the Staff of Ysera myself. I've prepaid for it after all.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of night vision x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$)
Splash Nightshade potion x 1 (4$)
Potion of ice x1 (2$)
Potion of Magic x1 (2$)
Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$)
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
I'd like to run a little poll. What do you want more of in the shop?
A: more positive effect potions
B: more negitive effect potions (2)
C: Alchemized weapons to buy (2)
D: Other
Quartz brickstaff &&& blaze powder &&& gunpowder &&& glowstone = Broken Diablo 3/6
Hmm... need some more ideas for negative potions... Maybe...
Awkward potion OOO salt = ??? 1/2 (I plan on then making a potion with stinging nettle and combining them. Salt + wounds = fun*) *fun not included
Potion of ice O0O potion of rejuvenation (negative) = ??? 1/3
Oh, well I doubt the Emerald Ruins will get much use now there is something to actually do.
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=TURN ONE=
=[22 / 22]= + =[18 / 18]= TIMESHIFT PAST/FUTURE (The 18 / 18 is on Page 535. )
Meanwhile, in Scratch's Manor...
PAST Irecreeper: ...
PIC: Who opened this portal? Why is it here?
PIC: Scratch, can you elabor- OH gorilla WHAT THE HECK-
=Past Irecreeper has been pulled through a portal.=
Meanwhile, in the Battlefield...
PIC: Augh, my head...
Current Irecreeper: Hello, me!
PIC: ...
PIC: Me, what did you do!?
PIC: I was fighting Scratch, and then I'm here.
CIC: Oh, I sent you foward in time to help me kill things.
PIC: But...
PIC: Won't this hurt the future? Me knowing things that will happen in the future?
CIC: No worries. I can make you forget with the FLASHY RED LIGHT STICK.
PIC: Ah, okay.
CIC: So, get out there already! We need to kill Bill Cypher!
PIC: Wasn't he on our side?
CIC: Less questions. More murder. Also, take an extra FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN.
CIC: You'll need it.
[AG] Past Irecreeper
HP: 20
Shields: 75,000
Attacks:
Scythe: I use my scythe, dealing moderate damage (5,000) to a target.
Chairstorm IV: I summon a storm of chairs, hitting up to five enemies for light damage (1,500).
Chairnade: I throw a grenade at a random enemy, dealing moderate damage (4,000). This grenade fires out chair-shards, causing BLEED.
Chairstorm CDXIII: FINALE OPERANDI. Deals insane damage to one target, or less damage to multiple targets. Has a charge of four turns. Can only be used once.
Passives:
Omega Shield: HP can not be damage while shields are active.
Retreat: Is sent back to Scratch's Manor when defeated.
Chairs: Is immune to Chair-Based attacks.
=[31 / 40]= AMP Unit
I take my HEALING TEA, and combine it with a HEART CONTAINER, on the -AND- setting. (From Scratch's Manor.)
I then slice Bill Cypher with the ARMISTYX in NORMAL SCYTHE MODE.
I head back into the Control Core Tank, then exit some time later, now somewhat resembling my ancestor.
"Try out the Groditz MK1 drone."
I then spin the More Gun one-handed, preform a short trick routine, and finish off by grabbing it with both hands and firing off a missile blast at Bill Cipher, charge at him, outpace my own missile blast, smash him across the face with the hammer part of the More Gun, wait for my earlier missile blast to arrive, then fire off another missile blast, so that Bill Cipher gets hit by TWO missile blasts.
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I feel it is, at this point, important to note that some part of this website is crashing for me. A lot.
>GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING. 5/OVERLOAD.
Drop the Bass 3/8
MPV Anachronism 25/50
I release the ten post Entity charge "Giant Enemy Miscellany" I have been saving for a while. An enormous agglomeration of gigantic enemies from various games, it is utterly terrifying to behold, incredibly powerful, nigh-on-immortal, and has several glowing weak spots, Target Them For Massive Damage.
And also test out I'll be Back! on the HMAS Orange. WhiiiirrrrrrrBRAAAPPP! {Wow, a hose that shoots bullets, what an innoAHHHH RUN AWAY! *Is dissolved by the air becoming hypersonic lead*}
Something... Glitchy... Is taking place... Teleglitchy, in fact... NANANANANANAA, TELEGLITCH GUY! 1/32
Thaumcrafting 17/32
Heh, I don't seem to have any more charges. Well, more will need to be a thing...
Dedan hits the battlefield! I actually wanted him to be here sooner because of his main gimmick, but i had to cancel that becaue story. His only gimmick now is that besides attacking every turn, he produces a speech bubble every turn. Speech bubbles can attack every turn too, but only have 100 HP and therefore die very quickly. Dedan gets the standard 50's charge stats since his now only gimmick is lame. BAH.
I start a new charge now. Another health care package!
3/25 Health Care Package +2 fseftr.
I didn't post for a long time now because i didn't want to interfere with the story. I have been helped by fseftr twice two times by then. I double checked.
I help proofofconcept twice. Get yer first charges out while you can buddy.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Just as I say this, a neutral player on the server falls into view, hits the ground, and explodes into a shower of random objects. Seconds later, a VERY beefy-looking zombie lands in the middle of the pile.
Mutant Zombie [MUTANT]: 150000/150000 HP [Revives to 40000 health when at 0 health: 3 revives left] [Roar: ||||]
"Is it me, or does that seem awkwardly similar to the Z-mech?" I ask, backing up slightly to split my attention between Bill Cypher and the Mutant Zombie.
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49/50To Find A Key was not an alchemy. It was the second 5 post charge assisting this one in the line above. (Or two lines, I cannot be certain.)Very well...Everfull Grape Pot && Mind Honey && Nebula in a Bottle 2/??? (Still geared towards healing)2/8 on the Singularity Stormbringer Arcane BladeHeh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Ah, yes. You held it, if only metaphysically. Good. Hehhehehehehehehehehehehe.The link is established. Heh. The Staff of the Dark Artificer is metaphysically within your possession. The gem on the top glints a dark light... wait. That... is no gem. It is an Orb. Remember which type? A hint: Universal Grayhold Theory. Heh. Heh. All that was needed is locked into place. I have the staff, the fuel source, the Dragon, the Window, the Tentacle, the components, the Shattered Blade, and the Matrix in place. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. All I need to do is wait. My Prophecy shall be fulfilled. Perhaps I should mention that was the second time I told it. The first was some few decades or so ago, to your ancestors. Perhaps I have mixed up the times. It is inconsequential. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The alignment is coming. So soon. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. And there is naught any of you can do to stop it. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Tick.Heh.Tock.Heh.Tick.Heh.Tock.Heh.Tick.Heh.Tock.Heh.Heh.Heh.*twitch*Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Tick.Tock.Heh.Tick.Heh.Tock.Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.Heh.I cannot BELIEVE such a thing has occurred, even in such a horrendous alternative timestream. It really is quite fascinating what effect endless war has on the thoughts, however. Especially with such an unstable avatar. Hah.
Flux 6/10
Nosferatu 6/15
I attempt to rob from the picnic completed.
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Who's that... triangular... being?
Is this what you promised me, Maniac?
No, Midna, it isn't....
All units, GET THAT TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!
I proceed to wrap a ball and chain on Bill, hopefully grounding him. If it doesn't work, I whack him with it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
As to it taking years to get to earth from here, well, you do realize that's the point of warp systems, right? I'm not talking about some derpy thing from Star Trek, this is an Alcubierre ring, it's basically a Tesseract built to carry an entire Manufactory. Nigh-instant transport across any distance, in other words.
Drop the Bass 2/8
[Just a question, are those two alchemies I tried to do a while back done?}
MPV Anachronism 24/50
No targets? Heh. >GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING ACCELERATORS. 4/OVERLOAD.
{I'm going to assume you really do NOT want me going to earth with a battlecruiser, and stop that charge. That said, if you ARE ok with it... 2/OVERLOADING}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Eldan Annihilator: 23/40
Eldan Terraformer: 23/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
+1 to Pit
Cosmic Polarity > Very Fine
Cosmic Polarity > Fine
I eat food at the picnic.
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Cosmic Polarity > Fine
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter = ??? 3/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 20/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 2/25
SUPER ATTACK 25/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
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X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Attack the bill.
MARISSA ROBER̡̩̪̠̘͉̣̲T̝̞̯̹͕̠S̶̺̫̙: 3/50
3/???
3/8
Tick.
Tock.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Tock.
Tock.
Tock.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
Tock.
Heh.
The vault opens, gaseous Taint leaking out, akin to a wound. Out levitates a clockwork bomb, inscribed with runes of annihilation. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The metaphysically stored staff's orb glows a bright color... That none can comprehend. The Designex of the bomb glows the same color, unsealing the inner device. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A spot for a blade, a runemarked clock. Within lies the core. The Second Arcanium Supernova, I used to call it. I know better. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The pact has been bound. You willingly agreed to hold the Tool of the Dark Artificer. Heh. Heh. Did you read my treatise on the Grayhold Orbs? Now do you know what I have planned for you? Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Thy will is subject to The Ancient Knowledge. This is the end of one thing, and the start of a new one, perhaps. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. I slide the shattered Clockwork Blade into the designated spot.
Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The changes are being wrought. The green is fading... violet is all I can see. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The blade is pulled out, renewed, gears turning. It is almost time. The alignment will occur within the timeframe needed. I Saw it. I Know. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The conversion is almost complete. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Oh, and Splits are for fools. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The device is online. Heh. Heh. Last time. Heh. It was magnificent. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
The glowing core lights up, or rather, sucks up all the light around it. Suddenly, an eldritch whisper can be heard. Where? Within your mind. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The weak minded shall fall to this, and become subject to it for eternity. Perhaps you wished to know what it was like to wield the Window? Now you know. Be careful what you wish for. It will come true. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The core finally heats up, absorbing energy from both ley lines, the life force of the one metaphysically holding the Tool of the Dark Artificer now impossible to remove from his metaphysical presence, and the sanity of the innocent. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A screech can be heard. A screech that instills terror even into the nonexistent hearts of AIs. The whispers are louder. Tick. Tock. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tock. Tock. Yes.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Finally, the core ignites. A short laugh can be heard, but you are certain it is the voices. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. A crack. The continent shatters, unable to contain the energy. An infinite continent, or not. It does not matter. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. The energy. It is flowing into one of the two. I do not know which. Either the First Guardian, or the Scientia Custodis of the planet. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Perhaps both. Yes, that seems correct. One thing is certain. This is power we were never meant to comprehend. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Perhaps my end is near. No, that was a lie. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Voidwalker: 40/40.
7/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ Tuba Upgrade: Machine /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
MY INVENTORY:
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Augmentation 2: Origin's Staff
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Spoil: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Order of the Stone
Entropy of the Cobble
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
Anyone want to challenge me in the arena?
Mhm. Bill, so it has come to this... you really want a rematch? Well, if you are going to fight us then the deal is off, I will need that... thing I gave you when you went into my mind back. You could also just... help us destroy the cause of the war, who is The Godmodder.
And Erelye...... does you wantz void majikz?
One more thing... I start breeding Void Bees as a gift for Wilson. 1/10.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 1000/1000
AQUA: 1000/1000
TERRA: 1000/1000
AER: 1000/1000
ORDO: 1000/1000
PERDITO: 1000/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIIII
4/8
Why would I need them if they are already here? Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
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Yang 24/50
THE ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE was just a joke. I didn't mean for it to be an actual alchemy. But hey, it's still a 3 post charge right? I throw my ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE at Bill Cipher.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
I buy the Staff of Ysera myself. I've prepaid for it after all.
A: more positive effect potions
B: more negitive effect potions (2)
C: Alchemized weapons to buy (2)
D: Other
Quartz brickstaff &&& blaze powder &&& gunpowder &&& glowstone = Broken Diablo 3/6
Hmm... need some more ideas for negative potions... Maybe...
Awkward potion OOO salt = ??? 1/2 (I plan on then making a potion with stinging nettle and combining them. Salt + wounds = fun*)
*fun not included
Potion of ice O0O potion of rejuvenation (negative) = ??? 1/3
Oh, well I doubt the Emerald Ruins will get much use now there is something to actually do.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
CUE DIALOG!
EDIT: Well, there goes my dialog. Stupid new forum. Oh well, the point is, I have a new charge!
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NETHER ARISEN: 1/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=[22 / 22]= + =[18 / 18]= TIMESHIFT PAST/FUTURE (The 18 / 18 is on Page 535. )
PAST Irecreeper: ...
PIC: Who opened this portal? Why is it here?
PIC: Scratch, can you elabor- OH gorilla WHAT THE HECK-
=Past Irecreeper has been pulled through a portal.=
Meanwhile, in the Battlefield...
PIC: Augh, my head...
Current Irecreeper: Hello, me!
PIC: ...
PIC: Me, what did you do!?
PIC: I was fighting Scratch, and then I'm here.
CIC: Oh, I sent you foward in time to help me kill things.
PIC: But...
PIC: Won't this hurt the future? Me knowing things that will happen in the future?
CIC: No worries. I can make you forget with the FLASHY RED LIGHT STICK.
PIC: Ah, okay.
CIC: So, get out there already! We need to kill Bill Cypher!
PIC: Wasn't he on our side?
CIC: Less questions. More murder. Also, take an extra FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN.
CIC: You'll need it.
HP: 20
Shields: 75,000
Attacks:
Scythe: I use my scythe, dealing moderate damage (5,000) to a target.
Chairstorm IV: I summon a storm of chairs, hitting up to five enemies for light damage (1,500).
Chairnade: I throw a grenade at a random enemy, dealing moderate damage (4,000). This grenade fires out chair-shards, causing BLEED.
Chairstorm CDXIII: FINALE OPERANDI. Deals insane damage to one target, or less damage to multiple targets. Has a charge of four turns. Can only be used once.
Passives:
Omega Shield: HP can not be damage while shields are active.
Retreat: Is sent back to Scratch's Manor when defeated.
Chairs: Is immune to Chair-Based attacks.
I take my HEALING TEA, and combine it with a HEART CONTAINER, on the -AND- setting. (From Scratch's Manor.)
I then slice Bill Cypher with the ARMISTYX in NORMAL SCYTHE MODE.
Scythe Forms Left: !A-BOMB!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
"Or not. Now would be a perfect time to..."
I head back into the Control Core Tank, then exit some time later, now somewhat resembling my ancestor.
"Try out the Groditz MK1 drone."
I then spin the More Gun one-handed, preform a short trick routine, and finish off by grabbing it with both hands and firing off a missile blast at Bill Cipher, charge at him, outpace my own missile blast, smash him across the face with the hammer part of the More Gun, wait for my earlier missile blast to arrive, then fire off another missile blast, so that Bill Cipher gets hit by TWO missile blasts.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
>GAHMD IS OVERCHARGING. 5/OVERLOAD.
Drop the Bass 3/8
MPV Anachronism 25/50
I release the ten post Entity charge "Giant Enemy Miscellany" I have been saving for a while. An enormous agglomeration of gigantic enemies from various games, it is utterly terrifying to behold, incredibly powerful, nigh-on-immortal, and has several glowing weak spots, Target Them For Massive Damage.
And also test out I'll be Back! on the HMAS Orange. WhiiiirrrrrrrBRAAAPPP! {Wow, a hose that shoots bullets, what an innoAHHHH RUN AWAY! *Is dissolved by the air becoming hypersonic lead*}
Something... Glitchy... Is taking place... Teleglitchy, in fact... NANANANANANAA, TELEGLITCH GUY! 1/32
Thaumcrafting 17/32
Heh, I don't seem to have any more charges. Well, more will need to be a thing...
Howsabout... Adv. Monochromium research 1/20
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
12/50 Mantorok +2 fseftr
Dedan hits the battlefield! I actually wanted him to be here sooner because of his main gimmick, but i had to cancel that becaue story. His only gimmick now is that besides attacking every turn, he produces a speech bubble every turn. Speech bubbles can attack every turn too, but only have 100 HP and therefore die very quickly. Dedan gets the standard 50's charge stats since his now only gimmick is lame. BAH.
I start a new charge now. Another health care package!
3/25 Health Care Package +2 fseftr.
I didn't post for a long time now because i didn't want to interfere with the story. I have been helped by fseftr twice two times by then. I double checked.
I help proofofconcept twice. Get yer first charges out while you can buddy.
30 License Points
Fire License, Fira License
Dark License
Cure License, Cura License
Mad SCIENCE!
21 Skillpoints
Arson
1 Skillpoint
Fishing
15 Skillpoints
Inventory
PKK: Golden God | Cerberus (9) | Custom License Board
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Lord Doubtfire [1/50]
"Hold on. Something's off."
Just as I say this, a neutral player on the server falls into view, hits the ground, and explodes into a shower of random objects. Seconds later, a VERY beefy-looking zombie lands in the middle of the pile.
Mutant Zombie [MUTANT]: 150000/150000 HP [Revives to 40000 health when at 0 health: 3 revives left] [Roar: ||||]
For reference: http://minercrafty2.weebly.com/uploads/1/9/2/3/19235533/3128438_orig.jpg
"Is it me, or does that seem awkwardly similar to the Z-mech?" I ask, backing up slightly to split my attention between Bill Cypher and the Mutant Zombie.
((This editing software is quite literally a piece of ****.))
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Also, are entity-summon privileges granted again?
Action 1/3
Jungle Ritual ready for use.
I use the Nukebash on Bill Cipher!
SWORD DAMAGE: 0/150K
CONSTRUCT SQUAD: 3/3 (READY FOR DEPLOYMENT.)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
3/20
The godmodder has a banhammer now? ...Is this a bad thing?
Also, when the godmodder was in the real world(or at least, his minecraft avatar) was he still controlled by Richard from a computer?
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