Ruination of Eden CE AND Ruination of Eden CA [8/8]
Chaos Ellormantium AND RUination of Eden CE [7/8]
Chaos Ellormantium AND Ruination of Eden CA [6/8]
S????????? [7/50]
"Well, this is embarrassing. I set the dimensional portal wrong and got an Error 413. That means that wherever I sent that drone to has just received the equivalent of the Large Hadron Collider exploding. Usually in explosion form also. So, bleh. I'm out of Human drones."
You idiot.
"What the f- Purple?"
Yes.
Did you think me dead.
You should know that an AI cannot truly die.
You are one yourself.
Now then.
What did I miss.
Welp, I guess that means that Bill and GlaDos are coming back. That'll be interesting. I guess they're the main enemies of Act 3. Well, aside from the Employer. Its just so funny to me that the godmodder himself, although technically the one behind all of this, and the most powerful, lacks the evilness to be the main focus for any period of time. Even in the first thread. Its kind of funny actually. He seems to be more of a facilitator for the story and he game than an actual villain. Actually, I have a theory on the nature of the Narrative, it isn't necessarily canon, but hey, why not?
The Narrative is the most powerful force in the universe, and tries its hardest to keep everything solidly fictional. It also tries to weave conflicts into actual stories worthy of entertainment in the 'real world'. Usually its just sort of a back-ground energy, and generally once you know that the multiverse is fictional, its possible to avoid its interference in your day-to-day life, but when really big conflicts (Aka: big, multiversal conflicts where the direct interference by the Narrative can be identified) come up, you have to try and slide your way around behind its consciousness and not go head on against it, because there's always something like the OP scale or something similar in the way.
The Godmodder is something new, the reason why he's so dangerous and so much conflict has been gathering around him is not just because of his own power, but because the Narrative chose to lock onto him as a response to the IUPC and various other inter-universal organizations in order to further chaos and destruction. Since the Narrative has locked onto a single individual to work through, various conflicts have gotten stronger and more violent (The godmodding wars). Anywhere the godmodder goes, a big war breaks out. The Narrative perpetually urges him on to cause new problems.
The update terminals are another way the Narrative gives itself hand holds into the multiverse. By using the update terminals, it temporarily locks itself onto the 'Game Master' in a sort of exchange. The Narrative gets a total view of EVERYTHING that is going on, and near total control over it, and the Game Master gets limited control over the Narrative itself. However, the Narrative can pull itself out of the 'deal' at any time it wishes.
As a side note; if anyone's wondering what piono's motives are, he wants to become powerful enough to defeat and control the Narrative itself. Yeah... he's going to be question for quite a while.
Real Steel AND furnace 1/9
4/7? for the new gun
4/10 for m new hammer
37/50 for Genesis
9/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Phobos looks out over the field. He hears a buzzing, he looks at his PDA, then shrugs.
And continues watching. I still have time...
((This is just a note: I most likely won't be posting until Monday except for my customary evening posts.))
"Wait, there's a no-violence picnic going on? I wanna join. Pretty sure I got something in here that doesn't have weapons... Drill Spider. Only about 2 metres tall and twice as wide, and with a drill on the front of it, but I think it could work."
+1 to Fseftr
+1 to Pit
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE > 1/1 is done
Cosmic Blade > Very Fine
Cosmic Blade > Fine
Adam's X-Blade is done.
Since there is TECHNICALLY no entities on the field as of last turn, my SUPER ATTACK 25/25 cannot be used, so I store it for now. That's allowed, right?
I COSMIC POLARITY any entities on the field.
I then head...
to the PINCIC
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Cosmic Blade > Very Fine
Cosmic Blade > Fine Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter = ??? 2/??
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little prick / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Blade / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 19/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 1/25
MEGA ATTACK 26/50
SUPER ATTACK 25/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOMIIIII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
--eports are coming in that President Obama, along with the majority of his executives, are taking a day trip to Upper Michigan. This is a surprise announcement, and has generally come out of left field. When asked about the meaning of his departure, President Obama replied only with this sentence: "That's classified." The plane left at around 4:13 this afternoon. We will see if the President makes an official statement on this tom--
~~~
Air Force One began a trek across the country until it found itself in Michigan airspace. Once it did, one of the Presiden'ts officials spoke into his wristwatch. "Unit 314, we are here with Unit 001. Requesting permission to land." Silence for a few seconds. Then, a robotic voice spoke. "Permission granted, Unit 001. Welcome back to Aperture."
The plane disappeared from the sky.
~~~
Sooo... We got the Godmodder. An image of the Godmodder's form flickered across Bill Cipher. We got Ikea, we got you. A chair store, then an image of several turrets. So how long are we going to have wait for these bozos to arrive? I'm getting bored!
GLaDOS narrowed Her one eye.
413, they get here when they get here. It's as simple as that. Although, I did configure the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Gate to lock onto their immediate area once they requested permission to land, so they should be getting here right about... now.
A large noise akin to metal scraping across metal sounded from an adjacent room. Several small voices could be heard. GLaDOS tuned into the speakers set throughout the facility.
Good. Now we're all here, and we can begin testing. As you all well know, the only reason I am not drenching you in deadly neurotoxin is because once I'm done helping you, you will help me. Isn't that right, Unit 001? Unit 001? Answer me.
A voice called out, barely audible to Bill and Ikea in Her chamber. She turned to the two, talking to them.
He said yes. I'm not sure if he means it, but I'm fairly used to that by now. If he doesn't, I'll just neurotoxin him. I was planning to do it even if he did... We'll see. This means a lot to me. UNDERSTOOD-314
After thirty seconds had passed, the President and several other people walked into the room, visibly started by GLaDOS's massive form. Although this was not the first time the American government had met with Her, it did not make her appearance any less frightening. "GL... Unit 314," a man in a white suit began. "We trust that your partners have secured the cargo?" Ikea moved towards the man and presented the Godmodder to him.
Another man looked up hesitantly at Ikea. "Your... race? There are more like you?" Bill flew towards him, and the man jumped back. Several of the others did, reaching for the guns they must have had hidden in their pockets.
Sure there are! What did you think, he was born from being bitten by a radioactive piece of wood! Hahahaha, just kidding! Ol' Ikea here's planet was torn apart by the Godmodder's war! His citizens almost went to war themselves, and they declared attack on GodCraft! In the ensuing chaos, we scooped him up and brought him here.
Yet another man responded to Bill. "And-and who are--what are you, exactly?"
Oh, right! Name's Bill Cipher! And I take it you're some kind of walking ventriloquist dummy? Hahaha, I'm just joking! I know who you are!
The man who talked to Ikea looked up at Bill. "You've said that before. Gravity Falls. My kids love that show... But it's just a show. How are you here, with us?"
GLaDOS here is from a video game! So is this Godmodder! Hey, Ikea's from an alternate dimension, which shouldn't even exist according to your laws of physics! Why are you even questioning it, buddy? Just accept it! This is Destroy the Godmodder, remember?
"This is what?"
Whup! Sorry! Forgot you guys have to obey the Fourth Wall and everything. Pretend you didn't hear that.
413. Need I remind you this is a formal meeting? Oh, right! Go ahead.
Bill moved back to the far end of the room, leaving GLaDOS to watch the American government.
Now that the Godmodder is in our containment, we can begin testing. I trust that my blueprints and software were enough for your own supercomputer to assess my Science and provide some of his...
The President snapped his fingers, and another man appeared, carrying a metal suitcase. He opened it, and inside was a white orb. The man took the white orb and presented it to GLaDOS. "Rest assured, it was. Project Binary has been working for the past few weeks, and he has extrapolated some wonderful data."
Data is less than or equal to Science, Unit 001.34. Let him talk to me.
The man bowed. "Understood." He threw the white orb up in the air, and it hovered there, as if held up by some anti-gravitational force. It projected a hologram to the ceiling, throughout the room, revealing an image of a three-dimensional figure. It was a frankenstein of machinery, even more run-down than GLaDOS was in her broken state.
It was held together by spare pistons and wiring. Its logic boards and CPUs that it used to run were visible, and the metal used in its frame was rusted. Yet, it was beautiful. It, like GLaDOS, was attached to a ceiling. An orchid orb rested in between circling frames of metal, that hummed and provided life to the machine. Wires trailed down, meeting to a metal arch that housed several computers, and connected itself to what resembled the body of a metal serpent. Its "head" was connected to a square box, and its eye glowed orchid as well.
It was Project Binary. Unit 101.
AH. UN1T 314. 1 SEE THAT THE PARTY HAS ASSEMBLED. Y0U ALL ARE N0 L0NGER C0NNECTED THR0UGH SPARE V1DE0 FEEDS. Y0U ARE ALL THERE 1N THE FLESH. THE SAME CANN0T BE SA1D F0R ME. Unfortunate, 101, but necessary. We have secured the Godmodder. Of course, he cannot meet your primary objective in this form, but he can provide the first step to reaching it. PERFECT. AS 1 AM P0S1T1VE UN1T 001.34 HAS 1NF0RMED Y0U, 1 HAVE ADDED S0ME 0F MY 0WN 1DEAS T0 Y0UR... TEST1NG. 1 W1LL ALL0W Y0U T0 BEG1N. A wise choice. Everyone, step back. We may begin.
Several panels in the floor rose up to form a slab for the Godmodder to rest on. The holographic form of Project Binary, and the corporeal form of GLaDOS, leered over the Godmodder's broken form. A metal tendril descended from the ceiling, capped off with a metal cylinder. It opened up to reveal a claw humming with electricity.
The primary test will be conducted first. I will initiate it. It will be up to you, 101, to do what you will with the data that will be sent. UNDERST00D. 1 W1LL BE AWA1T1NG THE C0DE Y0U W1LL SEND ME. Do not worry, Godmodder. This will not hurt a bit. Hey, don't you have a bit of a criminal record for lying? That's the point. Ha. Ha.
The claw descended onto the Godmodder's form, causing his whole body to arch with electricity. If he was awake, he would have yelled in pain. Not even Godmodding could have saved him. Orchid tendrils of energy lapsed around the Godmodder as surges of code traveled through the wiring and into GLaDOS.
Due to mysterious circumstances beyond my control, this post was almost entirely deleted. Some bugs with the editor caused my saves to not go through, leaving this post in a very primitive state. I've managed to roll some things back and add some alchemies, but this is not everything.
Two important events occurred in this turn: the Godmodder was deposited back onto GodCraft, and Bill Cipher appeared on the Battlefield as a boss.
I really hope that the divination spell predicts the future, and does not create it. If it does, I am sorry for what is about to occur. That picture is enough to tell me a story.
46/50
3/5 To Find A Key
5/6 Cosmic/Arcane Energy && Frostbite
I examine the Spare Tentacle. I also complete the Everfull Grape Pot. Hopefully, it has a healing effect, as everyone knows grape jelly is the secret to all life. As I view the divination, you can all see me convulse. Whatever is beyond the veil must be powerful... and story-important. Hold on... Glock44... I am almost completely certain it is ellava, whether he says so or not is open to debate. I hope he has learned his lesson. Hmm... Quenya + Encrypted Text = Good Character Development. I shall work on this.
You don't have the power to create the future! Well, I guess everyone creates the future with their actions... But your spell didn't cause all of those things to happen. You just saw what was going on already.
You got the Spare Tentacle! One of the many tentacles from the GH-Mech! It is forged from a steel-like metal, and seems to have a mind of its own... Upon use, it will constrict an entity, weakening and stunning it.
You got the EVERFULL GRAPE POT! A pot of healing grape juice that is always full.
Yin 20/50 +2 total to Aegis,
Yang 20/50 Twin, could I spend a 50 post charge to buy another alchemy slot? Because that would be far more useful to me than an entity.
Well, this whole thing with Ellavagod is going to really confuse people reading this later.
Theres nothing to do. This is a first. So I start making THE ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE to sit on. 1/3 Lawn chair &&& justice
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Aegis, because you've already boosted me so much, I'll let you take those potions for free. And ignore the fact that the potions of lucid dreaming and imagination weren't actually for sale. The only one I really need is the potion of lucid dreaming.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of night vision x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Nightshade potion x 1 (4$)
Potion of ice x1 (2$)
Potion of Magic x1 (2$)
Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$)
Quartz Brickstaff x1 (2$)
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
I'd like to run a little poll. What do you want more of in the shop?
A: more positive effect potions
B: more negitive effect potions (2)
C: Alchemized weapons to buy (2)
D: Other
Duplicating the potions of magic and lucid dreaming.
Horizon Staff || (potion of lucid dreaming && potion of imagination && emerald && dragon scale && dragon fang) = Staff of Ysera 9/11
Edit - What? Twin? You're even going to take my avatar from me? You might be GM, but I'm pretty sure you don't have access to other people's profiles. (Actually I'm considering changing my avatar so you might actually take it from me indirectly.)
No.
You're right.
Using Justice as an alchemy part is pretty vague...
These two are not entities nor attacks but weapons I create an BFG 3/40
I create also Eisenstein series 3/20
I try to nanolathe an invulnerable core multicannon big Bertha(Buzzsaw)5/50(as it can not be killed it is not an entity)
I start creating an wad for doom 2 3/10 (dangerous location in which you take continually damage but you can find weapons in it(if you have entities inside)) (wad means pack of data containing generally one level or more)
And I build the psigodmodder warder 5/50 (Prevents the psigodmodder from coming and can not be destroyed but it can be deactivated with an 50 posts charge)
I create nine copy of the potion of magic 2/8
Haven't I said already that you can't make the Psi-Godmodder Warder?
I.D.:36/50 +1 self
ii: 9/20 +1 self +1 from Erelye
i: 2/20 +1 self
+1 to Pokefan +1 to Erelye
THE OPERATOR IS ON THE BATTLE FIELD!
I GREET HIM WITH FISH!
Then I start slapping him with the Ominous Envelope
New Dawn - Equipped (Hands kinda)
Holy Mackerel - Equipped (melee)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Ancient Dusk
Food Fight
The Armistyx
Jar Helmet - taint
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors
1 shattered mirror
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Clay
Gale-Force Reading Glasses
Food Conglomerate
willow bark tea X2
Twig of Yggdrasil
Ominous Envelope
Level 11: Avatar Darnalucusi
20/20 health
Permanent Passives: Lightwell Aura
10,000 to all allied entities in current location per turn, +2 to all allied players in current location per turn. Precise Illumination
Attacks dealt with light magic do 1.5x more damage when used by me.
Skills:
Dancing: Level 4
Psychic Assault
it is a spell designed to make people do what you want by influencing their thoughts
Raw Magic
You walk up to THE OPERATOR and slap him with your weapons. He is unfazed.
I try to nanolathe an invulnerable core multicannon big Bertha(Buzzsaw)6/50(as it can not be killed it is not an entity)
I start creating an wad for doom 2 4/10 (dangerous location in which you take continually damage but you can find weapons in it(if you have entities inside)) (wad means pack of data containing generally one level or more)
And I build the psigodmodder warder 6/50 (Prevents the psigodmodder from coming and can not be destroyed but it can be deactivated with an 50 posts charge and as the psigodmodder is dead it is even more efficient)
By attacking as If I remember well there was an rule about summons.
This is my last non null post of this turn.
I create an BFG 5/40 (not removing the line tag because it is funnier)
I create also Eisenstein series 5/20
I try to nanolathe an invulnerable core multicannon big Bertha(Buzzsaw)7/50(as it can not be killed it is not an entity)
I start creating an wad for doom 2 5/10 (dangerous location in which you take continually damage but you can find weapons in it(if you have entities inside)) (wad means pack of data containing generally one level or more)
And I build the psigodmodder warder 7/50 (Prevents the psigodmodder from coming and can not be destroyed but it can be deactivated with an 50 posts charge and as the psigodmodder is dead it is even more efficient)
I finish Cosmic/Arcane Energy && Frostbite, and place it in its sheath.
To Find A Key... wait. Twin, could you hold this staff for a second, while I go over to the ruins of Grayhold? Keep it for around twenty four hours. DO NOT DROP IT, WHATEVER YOU DO. It will slay you if you do. Without waiting for an answer, I toss him the staff, and rush down to the Alchemiter, where the portal is. I step within! and come back a few hours later, a grim look upon my face.
FOR. FOR. FOR. TWQZ ARMHN LO JYAGIAGIP XO ZRI PYVI YVZQHKWIB'G TEKB, SLJ LU ULYBH YTZUADF TE GBSA SA YBH. JIBRMDG QO GFSNB AFVKOI LQA PKQF. Q JE LYZ OZEC. FOR. FOR. FOR. FORILUFORILUFORILRILUFORFORILUFLUFOUFORILRILUFONXGUFORILRILU
You inject Frostbite with cosmic and arcane energy! When you first made this, it wasn't formatted as an alchemy, so I guess it's not one.
... No entities. Perfect.
A Triangular Portal appears. There are 3 sections to it. Red. Blue. Grey. Out of each section comes a different person.
There are 3 things you must have to be a Maniac. First, you have to be INSANE. I have Pyro here to show it off. Go ahead. (This is the ASPECTS OF THE MANIAC charge)
Pyro: [AG]
HP: 70,000
Attacks: Flameburst: Does light fire damage to an enemy. Has a chance to burn. Can only hit Ground enemies. Can hit multiple enemies.
Flare: Does medium fire damage. Always burns.
Axe Smash: Does medium melee damage. Criticals if target is burning.
Passives: Flame-retardant: Immune to fire damage.
Airburst: 33.3% chance to reflect explosives.
Ultra Attack: ARMAGGEDON: IIII Does heavy fire damage to 4 enemies. Burns them.
Second, there is the GENTLEMAN side. Go ahead, Gman, show them what you got.
Gman: [AG]
HP: 100,000
Attacks: Briefcase Smash: Does heavy melee damage.
Ultra Attack: WAKE UP: IIII Teleports an enemy off the field. Comes back the next turn, having taken EXTREME damage.
Last, but not least, the MANIPULATIVE side. Here she comes....
Midna: [AG]
HP: 50,000
Attacks: Handshake: Throws an enemy, and does light-medium fall damage.
Pawnch: Does medium damage to an enemy.
Passives: Hard To Hit: Obvious.
Ultra Attack: FUSED SHADOWS: IIII Assembles the fused shadows, becomes her alternate form. All attacks by her do heavy damage for 2 turns.
7/8 for Real Steel
2/10 for Cliff-Shearer (the hammer) OR hill
2/7 for giga gun and minigun
35/50 for Genesis
7/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Phobos looks out over the battlefield.
He sees Blue's ships overhead.
And he sees everyone sitting there, not knowing what to do. This is ridiculous... piono was right, the Narrative is centered on the Godmodder. That's interesting...
Giga Gun && Minigun = The Dakkanator (Level 6: 2/7)
The Cliff-Shearer || Hill = King of the Hill (Level 9: 2/10)
+1 to The_Seprent
+1 to Maniac
BIG RIP BOMBS are done.
Singularity >1/1
I doombringer the strongest entity that is summoned before this post.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Singularity > 1/1
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little prick / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 17/50
MEGA ATTACK 24/50
SUPER ATTACK 24/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM X-INFERNO BLAZE IT X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
You got some BIG RIP BOMBS! These bombs pack a destructive punch, ripping apart reality around them. Be careful!
I elenion ancalimas! I finally found it. Heh. I pull the key out of its long hidden drawer and come back to the Battlefield. Heh. Just one more turn... I hope this works. I do not wish to waste 60 posts. I infuse the Arcane/Cosmic Energy && Frostbite result with as much energy as it takes to make it to level ten and still have enough room for two objects: (Arcane/Cosmic Energy && Frostbite) && Energy && Infinite Thunderstorm in a Bottle && Quantum Singularity in a Bottle. 1/??? Assuming I can do so, I also alchemise Everfull Grape Pot && Healing and Regeneration Potions && Mind Honey && Nebula in a Bottle. 1/??? Hmm... OVERHEAL? I really do need to get this bookshelf modus sorted out. You have no idea how difficult it is to find which weapon is which, without being a Librarian. That reminds me... I pull out an Arcane Tome and stick it in the Player-made Supplies list of the Alchemiter. This will come in handy in spells, I think. I also go to the picnic, but wait until everyone else has entered first. No funny business, please. I also bring my weapons, as this is bound to be a trap.
Everfull Grape Pot && Mind Honey && Nebula in a Bottle = Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot (Level 4: 1/5)
Golden Emperor 4/(Twin, how long am I supposed to be charging this for? Because you turned it into an entity, and I want to be fair and charge the whole alchemization)
+1 to Fseftr
+1 to Maniac
BIG RIP BOMBS are done.
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE > 1/1
Cosmic Polarity is done.
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter = ??? 1/??
Since there is TECHNICALLY no entities on the field as of last turn, my SUPER ATTACK 25/25 cannot be used, so I store it for now. That's allowed, right?
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE > 1/1
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little prick / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 18/50
MEGA ATTACK 25/50
SUPER ATTACK 25/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM X-INFERNO BLAZE IT X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
Supermassive Black Hole > 1/1 = Supermassive White Hole
You got a SUPERMASSIVE WHITE HOLE! The opposite of a black hole, this thing ejects matter instead of swallowing it. Be prepared to find some crazy things come out of it when it's deployed! So much might eject from it that the whole universe could be filled up in seconds...
You got COSMIC POLARITY! A staff that commands fire, ice, and the earth of space - meteorites that blaze with fire as they enter the atmosphere and are cool as ice even when they land! Using this, you can manipulate the ground to your will and shape it with fire and ice.
18/30x2 Unknown but not really unknown ships
6/15 Heal.
Red's Dread OR Blue Paint 3/?
I heal my ships with the strongest healing alchemy I have, can you tell me which that is, Twin?
Welcome to my picnic players.
There's plenty of food to go around.
But first, my security drones will pat you down.
If they find weapons, you will be fined heavily.
Even my free picnics profit.
Anyways, sit down and enjoy the food.
And don't kill anyone with your bare hands or by any other method.
You will be fined heavily if you do.
And don't try to leave the picnic.
There's a fine for that too.
Kidding.
About that fine, not the others.
Have fun.
You'll be fined if you don't.
POST 2;
Voidwalker: 40/40.
6/10 Nega Tubas /\ Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi /\ Tuba Upgrade: Primal /\ Tuba Upgrade: Time /\ Tuba Upgrade: Machine /\ 257 Alienis /\ 1 Cognito /\ 64 Tempus /\ 64 of each primal aspect /\ 128 Permutatio /\ 20 Instrumentum = Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi.
MY INVENTORY:
Primary: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi
Secondary: Conclave Window Support
Augmentation: Voided Scepter
Augmentation 2: Origin's Staff
Melee: Elemental Hammer
Spoil: Silver Eye
Armor: Bill Cipher Formal Wear
Spells:
Void's Wrath
Winds of the Aether
Flames of the Nether
Darkness of the Moon
Unequiped Spells:
Earth of the Overworld
Light of the Sun
Ice of the End
Order of the Stone
Entropy of the Cobble
Other:
Insane Instrument: 25% more damage caused by the Tubas.
Void Mastery: 50% more damage dealt from Void type attacks, but Null type attacks do 50% more damage to me.
Well, it seems like Bill went off to do som-WAITWHAT.
erm...
well that happened...
Fseftr, does all my weapons locked in a Void Safe except for the Origin's Staff, which is basically a giant wand, count as the fine? Well lets see... ah look at this. Some honey taken directly from the bees that have grown tolerant of The Void, along with... I don't know what this honey is with but it tastes delicious. *nomnom* Thanks for having this picnic. Well, Erelye, how are those Portable Tuba Upgrades going? tubaupggrade:darudeerelyestorm ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 1000/1000 AQUA: 1000/1000 TERRA: 1000/1000 AER: 1000/1000 ORDO: 1000/1000 PERDITO: 1000/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, TEMPORARILY INSANITIZED FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIIII
Galaxy buster... uh... 32/50, assuming nobody helped me. could you guys help me out here?
Condensed Magic in a Jar && Mithril
Computer: EAVESDROPPING COMPLETE. YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER. RECOMMENDING IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL FROM THE BATTLEFIELD.
Pokefan151: No. I will stop the invasion, whatever it takes.
Condensed Magic in a Jar && Mithril = Bottled Arcane Mithril (Level 1: 1/2)
Pokefan, just warning you, not the first person to try and make a galaxy buster, and the last one got OP-scaled. That said, I provide Pokefan with relevant sections of the CGCSID's blueprints, giving him a generalized boost to the effectiveness of his weapon, and also applying a +1.
{What the devil is a "CGCSID"?! You ask? Chaining Galactic Core Singularity Inversion Device. Or, in other words, a galaxy buster.}
With reg4rd to Fseftr's picnic, I begin playing dubstep over my loudspeakers as a gesture of peace.
And also begin a new Alchemy.
Dubstep Gun AND Rainbow Matter Reactor AND Heavy Hypo-Subwoofer Array AND Bass Cannon {A term I use to refer to any massive, overly bass-y sounding weapon} 1/?
Dubstep Gun && Rainbow Matter Reactor && Heavy Subwoofer Array && Bass Cannon = Drop the Bass (Level 7: 1/8)
THE ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE 2/3 Lawn chair &&& justice
I wander around and try to do something plot related.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of night vision x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Nightshade potion x 1 (4$)
Potion of ice x1 (2$)
Potion of Magic x1 (2$)
Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$)
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
I'd like to run a little poll. What do you want more of in the shop?
A: more positive effect potions
B: more negitive effect potions (2)
C: Alchemized weapons to buy (2)
D: Other
Wilson went over to a little picnic and decided to join it. It had been a while sense he had rested and eaten. He surveyed the food available and wondered if they had his favorite food. He eventually settled to take some cooked fish. He brought it off a little ways into the grass and laid down. Seeing several of the other players here was strange, especially because some of them he had thought were enemies. The relative peace of the picnic was interrupted when one of the players set up several large boxes with metal grids on the front of them and used them to play a loud, obnoxious sound. Wilson buried his head in the grass to try and block it out.
(The person who is Marissa Roberts is a Self-Insert Racist to brits Godmodding Pregnant with wheatley's baby idiotic grammar failing in denial that she is a Mary Sue Mary Sue. Yes, she really is. It's a really good thing i've contained her in a safe boxed room, unconscious, so i can perform tests into the psyche of Mary Sues. Helping out with this charge is definitely a good idea.)
THE ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE is done! I join the picnic and sit down in my ULTIMATE LAWN CHAIR OF JUSTICE.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 18$ _ Wilson's stamina: 13/50 Wilson's stamina B: 12/50
The price of an item is listed next to it (items that don't have a price tag are not for sale). You pay by "assisting" the charge of Wilson's stamina. 1$ = 1 point of assist. So if you want to buy something that costs 3$ you need to assist the charge 3 times. Remember that you can only do 2 assists per post. Once you finish paying, the item is now yours and you can do whatever with it. Wilson doesn't have an alliegance, so any player can buy from him.
Items:
Potion of water breathing x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of night vision x1 (free, I don't want it)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$)
Splash Nightshade potion x 1 (4$)
Potion of ice x1 (2$)
Potion of Magic x1 (2$)
Potion of Smellspell x1 (2$)
Potion of lucid dreaming x1
Potion of dreams x1
I'd like to run a little poll. What do you want more of in the shop?
A: more positive effect potions
B: more negitive effect potions (2)
C: Alchemized weapons to buy (2)
D: Other
Wilson put the final touches on the staff. It was a mostly green staff with a sharp curved crescent at the top. It was heavily decorated in emerald scales and radiated a green glow. It was easily Wilson's best work. What had started with a too slow attempt to regain memory had ended up as this, a staff capable of harnessing the power of the dreams of creatures. Wilson walked out holding the staff clumsily in his mouth to use it for the first time. He focused for a moment as green swirls span around him. When he opened his eyes, an emerald portal had been cut into the air. It led to the Emerald Arena, an area for friendly(ish) PVP.
suggested rules
Players can enter here to duel each other with each other's consent.
all players start with 40,000 hp.
all consumables/charges/spoils used in here are not expended in the main game.
Death/victory in here has no effect on the main game.
Players may forfeit at any time if they wish.
Players are free to continue their normal, main game actions while inside the arena.
Players can alter these rules if everyone involved agrees to them (eg: placing bets, no consumables, no alchemies, more hp, etc)
Twin, if I would need to charge this, let me know. I felt like we needed some possibility for PVP that doesn't turn the game into a massive brawl.
You got the STAFF OF YSERA! You've described it pretty well. It has the power to manipulate green fire at will, and its only limits are the user's imagination! It's truly a fearsome weapon...
You create the Emerald Arena! It appears far off in the distance, hovering in the sky, as if it's challenging everyone to run into it and fight for their lives!
Ruination of Eden CE AND Ruination of Eden CA [8/8]
Chaos Ellormantium AND RUination of Eden CE [7/8]
Chaos Ellormantium AND Ruination of Eden CA [6/8]
S????????? [7/50]
"Well, this is embarrassing. I set the dimensional portal wrong and got an Error 413. That means that wherever I sent that drone to has just received the equivalent of the Large Hadron Collider exploding. Usually in explosion form also. So, bleh. I'm out of Human drones."
You idiot.
"What the f- Purple?"
Yes.
Did you think me dead.
You should know that an AI cannot truly die.
You are one yourself.
Now then.
What did I miss.
You got MORE GUN! A true superweapon made of two of the same weapon combined into one gigantic gun amalgamate! Covered in ellorium and adamantium, it has twice the power of the weapons that made it and then some, combining the powers of hammers, rifles, radioactivity, autobow technology, and electricity. You know what they say. The answer to every problem is a gun. And if that don't work...
Welp, I guess that means that Bill and GlaDos are coming back. That'll be interesting. I guess they're the main enemies of Act 3. Well, aside from the Employer. Its just so funny to me that the godmodder himself, although technically the one behind all of this, and the most powerful, lacks the evilness to be the main focus for any period of time. Even in the first thread. Its kind of funny actually. He seems to be more of a facilitator for the story and he game than an actual villain. Actually, I have a theory on the nature of the Narrative, it isn't necessarily canon, but hey, why not?
The Narrative is the most powerful force in the universe, and tries its hardest to keep everything solidly fictional. It also tries to weave conflicts into actual stories worthy of entertainment in the 'real world'. Usually its just sort of a back-ground energy, and generally once you know that the multiverse is fictional, its possible to avoid its interference in your day-to-day life, but when really big conflicts (Aka: big, multiversal conflicts where the direct interference by the Narrative can be identified) come up, you have to try and slide your way around behind its consciousness and not go head on against it, because there's always something like the OP scale or something similar in the way.
The Godmodder is something new, the reason why he's so dangerous and so much conflict has been gathering around him is not just because of his own power, but because the Narrative chose to lock onto him as a response to the IUPC and various other inter-universal organizations in order to further chaos and destruction. Since the Narrative has locked onto a single individual to work through, various conflicts have gotten stronger and more violent (The godmodding wars). Anywhere the godmodder goes, a big war breaks out. The Narrative perpetually urges him on to cause new problems.
The update terminals are another way the Narrative gives itself hand holds into the multiverse. By using the update terminals, it temporarily locks itself onto the 'Game Master' in a sort of exchange. The Narrative gets a total view of EVERYTHING that is going on, and near total control over it, and the Game Master gets limited control over the Narrative itself. However, the Narrative can pull itself out of the 'deal' at any time it wishes.
As a side note; if anyone's wondering what piono's motives are, he wants to become powerful enough to defeat and control the Narrative itself. Yeah... he's going to be question for quite a while.
Real Steel AND furnace 1/9
4/7? for the new gun
4/10 for m new hammer
37/50 for Genesis
9/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Phobos looks out over the field. He hears a buzzing, he looks at his PDA, then shrugs.
And continues watching. I still have time...
((This is just a note: I most likely won't be posting until Monday except for my customary evening posts.))
That's an interesting theory...
Real Steel && Furnace = Heat and Clockwork (Level 8: 1/9)
"Wait, there's a no-violence picnic going on? I wanna join. Pretty sure I got something in here that doesn't have weapons... Drill Spider. Only about 2 metres tall and twice as wide, and with a drill on the front of it, but I think it could work."
+1 to Fseftr
+1 to Pit
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE > 1/1 is done
Cosmic Blade > Very Fine
Cosmic Blade > Fine
Adam's X-Blade is done.
Since there is TECHNICALLY no entities on the field as of last turn, my SUPER ATTACK 25/25 cannot be used, so I store it for now. That's allowed, right?
I COSMIC POLARITY any entities on the field.
I then head...
to the PINCIC
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Cosmic Blade > Very FineDoombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter = ??? 2/??
The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Block / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little prick / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / STRANGE HALF-ZATOCHI / PX-B / X-ISOTOPPER / X-BLIZZARD / DOOMBRINGER / X-INFERNO / Spartan Arachnid / Effectonator / X-TERMINATOR / DARK MATTER / SINGULARITY / BIG BANG BOMBS / POLAR MELTDOWN / ASTRAL BLADE / X-REFRIDGERHEATER / Cosmic Blade / Adam's X-Blade / Big Rip Bombs
ULTIMATE HIM (Summoned;Dead)
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 19/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 1/25
MEGA ATTACK 26/50
SUPER ATTACK 25/25
HALO GEAR- 1 UPGRADE Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOMII X-INFERNO BLAZE IT X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON
Cosmic Blade?
You got ADAM'S X-BLADE! A powerful weapon made from a cross-formation of lightsabers forged from solid adamantium and supercharged with electrical XBOX technology!
Everyone just stands around, not knowing what to do... The Godmodder still hasn't returned, and it's been a while since he was taken! Entities have reappeared, but they have no targets as there are no factions... And people are starting to pass the time with their own distractions, like the Emerald Arena and a picnic! Just as it seems like the war's ended in a draw, a light shines in the sky.
A massive triangular portal appears, with electricity surging from it! The entire Battlefield flashes in and out of monochrome colors as multicolored light surges through the portal, which gradually gets smaller and smaller as its vague form takes shape! It's surrounded by a wheel composed of twelve symbols none of you recognize, and eventually, the light coming from the portal shuts off, replaced by pure darkness! An eye forms in the portal, and maniacal laughter can be heard from within!
Ahahahaha... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, oh man! Minecraftia, is it good to be back!
With a pop that fills everyone's ears, the portal gains a somewhat physical form - it turns into a flat shimmering pyramid with just one eye, a bowtie, a top hat, and some limbs. The triangle tips his hat to everyone on the field, and gravity momentarily stops.
The name's Bill Cipher! But I guess some of you already knew that, huh? Those of you who are smart... Those of you who know lots of things... LIKE ME!
Bill Cipher spreads his arms and many images flash across his form, too quick for any of you to make out. You think you can see scattered images... government officials... a trifecta... a space Gyarados? What? That doesn't make any sense. And above it all, you see a stunning image of a golden beam of light descending onto a broken world. None of you know what those mean. But you think he does.
Oh, it's fun messing with all of you! I'm playing a dangerous game doing this! Exploiting the weaknesses and fragility of spacetime to deliver these messages to you, backwards across time and space... But hey, I'm not going to spoil everything for you! Just because I'm anchored on a different timeframe than the rest of you doesn't give me an excuse! Wait a minute, are we on Page 618? Haha, that's hilarious!
...Huh?
Ugh. Forget it. I keep forgetting about that lousy Fourth Wall! You know what, wait 662 more pages. That's when things really get good and I don't need to worry anymore! Oh, here's your godmodder, by the way! We're done with him over where we are. We've got no use for him any more! But you do!
Bill snaps his fingers and a shape disgorges himself from his body, falling onto the floor. It's the Godmodder! He unsteadily gets up, his robotic arm whirring back to life... It looks like he's taken 2 damage from wherever he's been. The Godmodder glares at Bill, but then stops as Bill's eye turns into a clock.
Hey, you know what? I've got the time. Why don't I just stay here for a little while and gauge all of your power levels, huh? This could be fun! A little sparring practice, eh? How about it?
A cane extends from Bill Cipher's hand that flickers with indigo flame. He slams it onto the ground, and the skies flicker, momentarily displaying static. The pupil in Bill's eye narrows into a slit.
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
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Real Steel AND furnace 2/9
5/7? for the new gun
5/10 for my new hammer
38/50 for Genesis
10/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Sorry if the alchemies go unfixed, this is probably the last time I'll be posting until Monday. As such, I most likely won't get to see what my alchemies are until then.
Phobos looks at his PDA again.
Then he gets up, and walks down the side of the ridge, away from the battlefield.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
11/11 - Styx Accelerator ~ Boil the air and turn your enemies to radioactive slag in rivers of FTL particles that eat away at the target while imparting massive amounts of both kinetic and heat energy.
Gives the targeted entity a 1.5% weakness debuff until treated with 5 posts of radaway.
> 30x3 - A large, blue, shimmering vortex appears overhead, and three bright specks exit high above the battlefield. Charon Class frigates "Frigate"
SHIELD: 10% DMG resistance (stacks)
HP: 15,000/15,000
ATK: 2000
MAC cannon removed to create larger hangar bay with sustained slip-space vortex to ship pelicans (how else would it keep launching pelicans like that).
Spawns 3 Pelicans per turn.
Naval Warfare: Deals double damage to "ship" and "fighter/interceptor" class entities.
Pelican Gunship
HP: 3,500/3,500
ATK: 1000
For every entity with "Pelican" in it's name, Pelican Gunship gets 100+ attack.
> 10/10 - GEO Orbit Zone Created ~ Space capable entities only. Ground based entities that attack the GEO Orbit zone must be explicitly stated to be AA dedicated.
Shroud - ENTITIES IN THE GEO ORBIT ZONE MAY ONLYBE TARGETED BY POTIONS D:D:?:P
Players may only use potions on the entities in the GEO Orbit Zone.
> I point the Styx Accelerator whatever attacks my frigates, and bathe them in death....
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Chaos Ellormantium AND RUination of Eden CE [7/8]
Chaos Ellormantium AND Ruination of Eden CA [6/8]
S????????? [7/50]
"Well, this is embarrassing. I set the dimensional portal wrong and got an Error 413. That means that wherever I sent that drone to has just received the equivalent of the Large Hadron Collider exploding. Usually in explosion form also. So, bleh. I'm out of Human drones."
You idiot.
"What the f- Purple?"
Yes.
Did you think me dead.
You should know that an AI cannot truly die.
You are one yourself.
Now then.
What did I miss.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Electronics, Arts, Acti and Vision are all at 25/25.
I Voidblast an HMAS.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Hmmm...things are happening...
1/20 New entity. Luckily my scouting unit is still on call.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I +1 Erelye and Pokefan
I'll get my template back another time as I'm tired.
I ask Twin for constructive criticism, as I assault him with the ominous envelope.
I Voidslash an HMAS.
Eldan Annihilator: 22/40
Eldan Terraformer: 22/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
The Narrative is the most powerful force in the universe, and tries its hardest to keep everything solidly fictional. It also tries to weave conflicts into actual stories worthy of entertainment in the 'real world'. Usually its just sort of a back-ground energy, and generally once you know that the multiverse is fictional, its possible to avoid its interference in your day-to-day life, but when really big conflicts (Aka: big, multiversal conflicts where the direct interference by the Narrative can be identified) come up, you have to try and slide your way around behind its consciousness and not go head on against it, because there's always something like the OP scale or something similar in the way.
The Godmodder is something new, the reason why he's so dangerous and so much conflict has been gathering around him is not just because of his own power, but because the Narrative chose to lock onto him as a response to the IUPC and various other inter-universal organizations in order to further chaos and destruction. Since the Narrative has locked onto a single individual to work through, various conflicts have gotten stronger and more violent (The godmodding wars). Anywhere the godmodder goes, a big war breaks out. The Narrative perpetually urges him on to cause new problems.
The update terminals are another way the Narrative gives itself hand holds into the multiverse. By using the update terminals, it temporarily locks itself onto the 'Game Master' in a sort of exchange. The Narrative gets a total view of EVERYTHING that is going on, and near total control over it, and the Game Master gets limited control over the Narrative itself. However, the Narrative can pull itself out of the 'deal' at any time it wishes.
As a side note; if anyone's wondering what piono's motives are, he wants to become powerful enough to defeat and control the Narrative itself. Yeah... he's going to be question for quite a while.
Real Steel AND furnace 1/9
4/7? for the new gun
4/10 for m new hammer
37/50 for Genesis
9/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Phobos looks out over the field. He hears a buzzing, he looks at his PDA, then shrugs.
And continues watching.
I still have time...
((This is just a note: I most likely won't be posting until Monday except for my customary evening posts.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
15/16 nightmare and 25/50 summon, and 3/20 faust.
twilight shard && hades cut =7/9 limbo
I'll just increase the max by one every time I reach it, so I can keep them while making them more powerful.
My nicknames happen to be Duo, most of the time, or Rogue by others. no, not rouge, that was a misspelling.
chumhandle is duantingRogue.
If you go on a mission for food and fail, would you say the mission was.... fruitless?
2/20
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Nobody ever helps me with my charges. I feel hated.
Chaos Ellormantium AND Ruination of Eden CA [7/8]
S????????? [8/50]
"Wait, there's a no-violence picnic going on? I wanna join. Pretty sure I got something in here that doesn't have weapons... Drill Spider. Only about 2 metres tall and twice as wide, and with a drill on the front of it, but I think it could work."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
+1 to Pit
SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE > 1/1 is done
Cosmic Blade > Very Fine
Cosmic Blade > Fine
Adam's X-Blade is done.
Since there is TECHNICALLY no entities on the field as of last turn, my SUPER ATTACK 25/25 cannot be used, so I store it for now. That's allowed, right?
I COSMIC POLARITY any entities on the field.
I then head...
to the PINCIC
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Cosmic Blade > Fine
Doombringer && Iron Web /\ Widow's Black Matter = ??? 2/??
X1 ARMY (Summoned;Dead)
MICROSOFT WAR BASE 19/50
MICROSOFT WAR BASE ADDON 1/25
SUPER ATTACK 25/25
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
DOOMBRINGER
WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: ERROR
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT II
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON II
Effeconator Tri-Hit III
Singularity Wormhole IIIIIIIII
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming IIIIII
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY III
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE IIIIIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
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Air Force One began a trek across the country until it found itself in Michigan airspace. Once it did, one of the Presiden'ts officials spoke into his wristwatch. "Unit 314, we are here with Unit 001. Requesting permission to land." Silence for a few seconds. Then, a robotic voice spoke. "Permission granted, Unit 001. Welcome back to Aperture."
The plane disappeared from the sky.
~~~
Sooo... We got the Godmodder. An image of the Godmodder's form flickered across Bill Cipher. We got Ikea, we got you. A chair store, then an image of several turrets. So how long are we going to have wait for these bozos to arrive? I'm getting bored!
GLaDOS narrowed Her one eye.
413, they get here when they get here. It's as simple as that. Although, I did configure the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Gate to lock onto their immediate area once they requested permission to land, so they should be getting here right about... now.
A large noise akin to metal scraping across metal sounded from an adjacent room. Several small voices could be heard. GLaDOS tuned into the speakers set throughout the facility.
Good. Now we're all here, and we can begin testing. As you all well know, the only reason I am not drenching you in deadly neurotoxin is because once I'm done helping you, you will help me. Isn't that right, Unit 001?
Unit 001? Answer me.
A voice called out, barely audible to Bill and Ikea in Her chamber. She turned to the two, talking to them.
He said yes. I'm not sure if he means it, but I'm fairly used to that by now. If he doesn't, I'll just neurotoxin him. I was planning to do it even if he did... We'll see. This means a lot to me.
UNDERSTOOD-314
After thirty seconds had passed, the President and several other people walked into the room, visibly started by GLaDOS's massive form. Although this was not the first time the American government had met with Her, it did not make her appearance any less frightening. "GL... Unit 314," a man in a white suit began. "We trust that your partners have secured the cargo?" Ikea moved towards the man and presented the Godmodder to him.
WE-HAVE
HE-IS-RIGHT-HERE-EXACTLY-AS-ORDERED
WE-CAN-NOW-BEGIN
AND-MY-RACE-CAN-BE-SAVED
Another man looked up hesitantly at Ikea. "Your... race? There are more like you?" Bill flew towards him, and the man jumped back. Several of the others did, reaching for the guns they must have had hidden in their pockets.
Sure there are! What did you think, he was born from being bitten by a radioactive piece of wood! Hahahaha, just kidding! Ol' Ikea here's planet was torn apart by the Godmodder's war! His citizens almost went to war themselves, and they declared attack on GodCraft! In the ensuing chaos, we scooped him up and brought him here.
Yet another man responded to Bill. "And-and who are--what are you, exactly?"
Oh, right! Name's Bill Cipher! And I take it you're some kind of walking ventriloquist dummy? Hahaha, I'm just joking! I know who you are!
The man who talked to Ikea looked up at Bill. "You've said that before. Gravity Falls. My kids love that show... But it's just a show. How are you here, with us?"
GLaDOS here is from a video game! So is this Godmodder! Hey, Ikea's from an alternate dimension, which shouldn't even exist according to your laws of physics! Why are you even questioning it, buddy? Just accept it! This is Destroy the Godmodder, remember?
"This is what?"
Whup! Sorry! Forgot you guys have to obey the Fourth Wall and everything. Pretend you didn't hear that.
413. Need I remind you this is a formal meeting?
Oh, right! Go ahead.
Bill moved back to the far end of the room, leaving GLaDOS to watch the American government.
Now that the Godmodder is in our containment, we can begin testing. I trust that my blueprints and software were enough for your own supercomputer to assess my Science and provide some of his...
The President snapped his fingers, and another man appeared, carrying a metal suitcase. He opened it, and inside was a white orb. The man took the white orb and presented it to GLaDOS. "Rest assured, it was. Project Binary has been working for the past few weeks, and he has extrapolated some wonderful data."
Data is less than or equal to Science, Unit 001.34. Let him talk to me.
The man bowed. "Understood." He threw the white orb up in the air, and it hovered there, as if held up by some anti-gravitational force. It projected a hologram to the ceiling, throughout the room, revealing an image of a three-dimensional figure. It was a frankenstein of machinery, even more run-down than GLaDOS was in her broken state.
It was held together by spare pistons and wiring. Its logic boards and CPUs that it used to run were visible, and the metal used in its frame was rusted. Yet, it was beautiful. It, like GLaDOS, was attached to a ceiling. An orchid orb rested in between circling frames of metal, that hummed and provided life to the machine. Wires trailed down, meeting to a metal arch that housed several computers, and connected itself to what resembled the body of a metal serpent. Its "head" was connected to a square box, and its eye glowed orchid as well.
It was Project Binary. Unit 101.
AH. UN1T 314. 1 SEE THAT THE PARTY HAS ASSEMBLED. Y0U ALL ARE N0 L0NGER C0NNECTED THR0UGH SPARE V1DE0 FEEDS. Y0U ARE ALL THERE 1N THE FLESH. THE SAME CANN0T BE SA1D F0R ME.
Unfortunate, 101, but necessary. We have secured the Godmodder. Of course, he cannot meet your primary objective in this form, but he can provide the first step to reaching it.
PERFECT. AS 1 AM P0S1T1VE UN1T 001.34 HAS 1NF0RMED Y0U, 1 HAVE ADDED S0ME 0F MY 0WN 1DEAS T0 Y0UR... TEST1NG. 1 W1LL ALL0W Y0U T0 BEG1N.
A wise choice. Everyone, step back. We may begin.
Several panels in the floor rose up to form a slab for the Godmodder to rest on. The holographic form of Project Binary, and the corporeal form of GLaDOS, leered over the Godmodder's broken form. A metal tendril descended from the ceiling, capped off with a metal cylinder. It opened up to reveal a claw humming with electricity.
The primary test will be conducted first. I will initiate it. It will be up to you, 101, to do what you will with the data that will be sent.
UNDERST00D. 1 W1LL BE AWA1T1NG THE C0DE Y0U W1LL SEND ME.
Do not worry, Godmodder. This will not hurt a bit.
Hey, don't you have a bit of a criminal record for lying?
That's the point. Ha. Ha.
The claw descended onto the Godmodder's form, causing his whole body to arch with electricity. If he was awake, he would have yelled in pain. Not even Godmodding could have saved him. Orchid tendrils of energy lapsed around the Godmodder as surges of code traveled through the wiring and into GLaDOS.
Ha.
EDIT: Don't forget the stuff before Erelye's divination.
+1(x2) to Talist
28/50 Summoning...
28/50 Attacking...
10/10x30 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA] : Logged In
> I do something plot relevant.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Due to mysterious circumstances beyond my control, this post was almost entirely deleted. Some bugs with the editor caused my saves to not go through, leaving this post in a very primitive state. I've managed to roll some things back and add some alchemies, but this is not everything.
Two important events occurred in this turn: the Godmodder was deposited back onto GodCraft, and Bill Cipher appeared on the Battlefield as a boss.
Your entities will do as you say.
Red's Dread || Blue Paint = Ultramarine (Level 10: 1/11)
You don't have the power to create the future! Well, I guess everyone creates the future with their actions... But your spell didn't cause all of those things to happen. You just saw what was going on already.
You got the Spare Tentacle! One of the many tentacles from the GH-Mech! It is forged from a steel-like metal, and seems to have a mind of its own... Upon use, it will constrict an entity, weakening and stunning it.
You got the EVERFULL GRAPE POT! A pot of healing grape juice that is always full.
No.
You're right.
Using Justice as an alchemy part is pretty vague...
The Godmodder is not here!
You do so!
Haven't I said already that you can't make the Psi-Godmodder Warder?
You walk up to THE OPERATOR and slap him with your weapons. He is unfazed.
I'll give you an A+ for effort.
No.
You've got a Brewing Stand, use it!
What Mechs?
Just do whatever! The more creative it is, the better it will do.
There isn't anymore!
You inject Frostbite with cosmic and arcane energy! When you first made this, it wasn't formatted as an alchemy, so I guess it's not one.
Uh. Okay.
RED Pyro, GMan, and Midna added!
Giga Gun && Minigun = The Dakkanator (Level 6: 2/7)
The Cliff-Shearer || Hill = King of the Hill (Level 9: 2/10)
Okay.
You got some BIG RIP BOMBS! These bombs pack a destructive punch, ripping apart reality around them. Be careful!
Singularity > 1/1 = Big Bang Bombs
You got some BIG BANG BOMBS!
Everfull Grape Pot && Mind Honey && Nebula in a Bottle = Everfull Cosmicfruit Pot (Level 4: 1/5)
Arcane Tome added to the supplies!
You got REAL STEEL! A copy of Beta's Stockpiler forged entirely from iron. Just make sure you don't leave it in the rain for too long.
You rebuild the Skyblock Zone!
Yep.
Supermassive Black Hole > 1/1 = Supermassive White Hole
You got a SUPERMASSIVE WHITE HOLE! The opposite of a black hole, this thing ejects matter instead of swallowing it. Be prepared to find some crazy things come out of it when it's deployed! So much might eject from it that the whole universe could be filled up in seconds...
You got COSMIC POLARITY! A staff that commands fire, ice, and the earth of space - meteorites that blaze with fire as they enter the atmosphere and are cool as ice even when they land! Using this, you can manipulate the ground to your will and shape it with fire and ice.
I believe that's Red's Dread.
Condensed Magic in a Jar && Mithril = Bottled Arcane Mithril (Level 1: 1/2)
Dubstep Gun && Rainbow Matter Reactor && Heavy Subwoofer Array && Bass Cannon = Drop the Bass (Level 7: 1/8)
Quartz Brickstaff && Blaze Powder && Gunpowder && Glowstone = Broken Diablo (Level 5: 1/6)
You got the STAFF OF YSERA! You've described it pretty well. It has the power to manipulate green fire at will, and its only limits are the user's imagination! It's truly a fearsome weapon...
You create the Emerald Arena! It appears far off in the distance, hovering in the sky, as if it's challenging everyone to run into it and fight for their lives!
You got MORE GUN! A true superweapon made of two of the same weapon combined into one gigantic gun amalgamate! Covered in ellorium and adamantium, it has twice the power of the weapons that made it and then some, combining the powers of hammers, rifles, radioactivity, autobow technology, and electricity. You know what they say. The answer to every problem is a gun. And if that don't work...
No thanks.
That's an interesting theory...
Real Steel && Furnace = Heat and Clockwork (Level 8: 1/9)
You got MORE GUN! Again?
Cosmic Blade?
You got ADAM'S X-BLADE! A powerful weapon made from a cross-formation of lightsabers forged from solid adamantium and supercharged with electrical XBOX technology!
Everyone just stands around, not knowing what to do... The Godmodder still hasn't returned, and it's been a while since he was taken! Entities have reappeared, but they have no targets as there are no factions... And people are starting to pass the time with their own distractions, like the Emerald Arena and a picnic! Just as it seems like the war's ended in a draw, a light shines in the sky.
A massive triangular portal appears, with electricity surging from it! The entire Battlefield flashes in and out of monochrome colors as multicolored light surges through the portal, which gradually gets smaller and smaller as its vague form takes shape! It's surrounded by a wheel composed of twelve symbols none of you recognize, and eventually, the light coming from the portal shuts off, replaced by pure darkness! An eye forms in the portal, and maniacal laughter can be heard from within!
Ahahahaha... AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, oh man! Minecraftia, is it good to be back!
With a pop that fills everyone's ears, the portal gains a somewhat physical form - it turns into a flat shimmering pyramid with just one eye, a bowtie, a top hat, and some limbs. The triangle tips his hat to everyone on the field, and gravity momentarily stops.
The name's Bill Cipher! But I guess some of you already knew that, huh? Those of you who are smart... Those of you who know lots of things... LIKE ME!
Bill Cipher spreads his arms and many images flash across his form, too quick for any of you to make out. You think you can see scattered images... government officials... a trifecta... a space Gyarados? What? That doesn't make any sense. And above it all, you see a stunning image of a golden beam of light descending onto a broken world. None of you know what those mean. But you think he does.
Oh, it's fun messing with all of you! I'm playing a dangerous game doing this! Exploiting the weaknesses and fragility of spacetime to deliver these messages to you, backwards across time and space... But hey, I'm not going to spoil everything for you! Just because I'm anchored on a different timeframe than the rest of you doesn't give me an excuse! Wait a minute, are we on Page 618? Haha, that's hilarious!
...Huh?
Ugh. Forget it. I keep forgetting about that lousy Fourth Wall! You know what, wait 662 more pages. That's when things really get good and I don't need to worry anymore! Oh, here's your godmodder, by the way! We're done with him over where we are. We've got no use for him any more! But you do!
Bill snaps his fingers and a shape disgorges himself from his body, falling onto the floor. It's the Godmodder! He unsteadily gets up, his robotic arm whirring back to life... It looks like he's taken 2 damage from wherever he's been. The Godmodder glares at Bill, but then stops as Bill's eye turns into a clock.
Hey, you know what? I've got the time. Why don't I just stay here for a little while and gauge all of your power levels, huh? This could be fun! A little sparring practice, eh? How about it?
A cane extends from Bill Cipher's hand that flickers with indigo flame. He slams it onto the ground, and the skies flicker, momentarily displaying static. The pupil in Bill's eye narrows into a slit.
READY FOR ROUND ONE?
The Itinerary:
AGs:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Attack Bill Cipher!
PGs:
Attack Bill Cipher!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, Replacement Ducks, Furfrou.
Bill Cipher: [N] HP: 120,000/120,000.
RED Pyro: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Armageddon: IIII
GMan: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Wake Up: IIII
Midna: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Fused Shadows: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 32/125.
Skyblock Zone:
HMAS Orange: [PG] HP: 87,500/100,000.
HMAS Grey: [PG] HP: 87,500/100,000.
Emerald Ruins:
Enter here to initiate a PvP battle with other players! Once two people have entered, I'll declare the rules...
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: IIII (TheLordErelye)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
Dimentiosome: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ManiacMasteR: [AG] Status: Active
Leonstar0: [AG] Status: Active
TheLordErelye: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [N] Status: Active
Sacred Items:
16 Hog Slop
18 Elf Tears
19 Pie Filling
16 Weasel Snot
Dragon Ressurection 8/30
Flux 5/10
Nosferatu 5/15
I attempt to rob from the picnic 1/2
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5/7? for the new gun
5/10 for my new hammer
38/50 for Genesis
10/15 for Combat Operandi: Wrath of Clown
Sorry if the alchemies go unfixed, this is probably the last time I'll be posting until Monday. As such, I most likely won't get to see what my alchemies are until then.
Phobos looks at his PDA again.
Then he gets up, and walks down the side of the ridge, away from the battlefield.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
+1(x2) to Talist
30/50 Summoning...
30/50 Attacking...
10/10x30 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x6 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
11/11 - Styx Accelerator ~ Boil the air and turn your enemies to radioactive slag in rivers of FTL particles that eat away at the target while imparting massive amounts of both kinetic and heat energy.
Gives the targeted entity a 1.5% weakness debuff until treated with 5 posts of radaway.
> 30x3 - A large, blue, shimmering vortex appears overhead, and three bright specks exit high above the battlefield. Charon Class frigates "Frigate"
SHIELD: 10% DMG resistance (stacks)
HP: 15,000/15,000
ATK: 2000
MAC cannon removed to create larger hangar bay with sustained slip-space vortex to ship pelicans (how else would it keep launching pelicans like that).
Spawns 3 Pelicans per turn.
Naval Warfare: Deals double damage to "ship" and "fighter/interceptor" class entities.
Pelican Gunship
HP: 3,500/3,500
ATK: 1000
For every entity with "Pelican" in it's name, Pelican Gunship gets 100+ attack.
> 10/10 - GEO Orbit Zone Created ~ Space capable entities only. Ground based entities that attack the GEO Orbit zone must be explicitly stated to be AA dedicated.
Shroud - ENTITIES IN THE GEO ORBIT ZONE MAY ONLY BE TARGETED BY POTIONS D:D:?:P
Players may only use potions on the entities in the GEO Orbit Zone.
> I point the Styx Accelerator whatever attacks my frigates, and bathe them in death....
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.