When I was playing on the Overcast Network, I saw THE. REAL. VAECON!!!
It was awesome! I wish I could provide a screenie, but he was live streaming, even when I killed him! I watched the stream after I left the server due to forced egress, but the part with me already passed... =(
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Yes, he should. He stated today's date, then named it Wednesday. Odd... Or just an error.
On the other half of your post, that seems like you are going to be even more famous than you are now. At least nobody saw me typing out things on vacation. I really don't need any "Wait, you're Erelye?! What?"-s at all. Then again, that just may be my hatred of publicity.
/null
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There might be- who am I kidding, of course you're right. There is indeed a dragon in my mind, all it seems to do is screech all day (and all night) about the inevitable vengeance that will be enacted upon my soul.
Yes, we have a hell of a lot of explaining to do. I recall he stated not to post here much. About the autocorrect, there was a point where it changed something akin to "about" into some random non-word like abert. When I would delete it and type about once more, it would change it into another useless grammatically incorrect word. I have no idea where abert even came from...
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Hello everyone, I'm back. Okay, I'm going to answer a few things. Twin, I suppose I should have stated, but that 'energy obliterator is reusable' was me using another 40 post charge. The energy obliterator itself was not charged, it is a massive gun that uses 40 post charges as ammo. Also, I have some stories to tell as well...
I'm having trouble with the post thing so I'll try and do some of the stuff tomorrow and after that. but here's one...
Dimentio slumped against the TARDIS's dashboard.
The shield had worked.
He'd blocked the Scratch, admittedly only from one area.
And alternate Dimentio's quick thinking had kept the Nexus fleet going too.
Albeit at the cost of his own life.
It was strange.
Dimentio didn't feel cheerful at all.
It was like...
The strength the dark carnival granted him...
Was draining.
It had been slow, and unnoticeable at first.
But there was no mistaking it anymore.
But the highblood was fetching the chaos heart.
Everything would be just fine soon.
Soon comes the arrival of the Dark Carnival.
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Heh. Chaos can come, and if they send themselves against my ships, I will burn them all. If I have any ships. Twin may do a battlefield wipe. Well, if not, I will make ships.
A surviving minionbot, its AI having achieved something approaching sentience in the aftermath, uses its one remaining limb to pull itself towards the evac ship... A four meter light mech steps on it, crushing it on the way to some uncompleted objective... In high orbit, AI controlled vessels search for orders, their commander, and his admin AI, unreachable... The Manufactory runs still, its ever-growing hull scarred by Crockercorp assault, its shields still regenerating, its guns reloading themselves on automated programming, its lights dead, its fresh-recruited crew still in the cryosleep pods that brought them here, its reactors on minimum output...
An infinity away, their commander, strangely small with his bulky eight-foot power armor put away, plays game after game of cards with a few allies... Waiting, all.
At an underground Engietech facility, the Scratch has caused absolute mayhem. Although the prototypes were protected from it thanks to the Reality Anchor device, much of the facility has been sent back to basic Minecraftian technology. Already, those unaffected machines are attempting to rebuild the facility, but until they do, there can be no production. All of the security guard robots outside the safe zone have been converted into Iron Golems and, due to their inferior programming, are slowly being pushed back by an endless tide of Zombies, mutated with extraordinary powers from Reality fluctuations. They are holding their own, but they cannot last forever...
One particularly cunning Zombie, mutated to have an incredible level of intelligence, has managed to reverse engineer one of the few unaffected Engietech items not converted by the Scratch - a Biotech Tank Serum, capable of converting regular mooks into veritable Minibosses.
The Portal Room is going haywire due to conflicting destinations, allowing a bizarre abomination from another world to spread - the Corruption. So far, it has managed to take over a good chunk of the portal room, and is entering other portals all across Godcraft. The consequences will be catastrophic if left unchecked...
From a room that was occupied not so long ago, the Runeterra portal, damaged by the otherworldliness when the Scratch occurred, is allowing access from both sides.
A teleporter in the 4th wall, placed there to assist an entity that had trouble with travelling through walls, is still running, powered by its own unique generator. Virtually anyone could go through that door.
But that's all for later. Right now, a near-omnipotent AI contained within a specially designed control core that it created itself is attempting to re-establish a connection to the base. Minimum connection time: 36 hours.
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Welcome back, Piono!
That Psionic AI will do no good for me. First of all, you saw my sizzling corpse vanish out of the room, my sort of mental imprint/ghost remaining, waiting for the Intermission to end so that I may return to a body. The thing is, that dragon is going to screech until the end of eternity, and none of you can hear it. Perhaps I am just insane. Why would I want mental repair, the secrets will be gone! [/sadlyobsurerefernece] Now, I suppose it is time I write what happened to my castle after the Scratch.
A lonely fortress sits upon a high mountaintop in a circle of peaks far to the North of where we are now. The gigantic castle-fortress spreads out over the flattened peak of the mountain, its towers and bridges looking ominous, as usual. Upon the circular building in the center of the area, lies another circular building, which is irrelevant as of now. Upon that lies a Victorian/Gothic style castle, which goes another thousand meters in the air or so. Near the four hundredth meter, the castle is connected to a tower on the eastern side of the fortress, which sprawls into a mess of large and small towers, domes, and such. Now that you think of it, the entire fortress seems Victorian/Gothic with a hint of Elvish designing, which came from instinct, not necessity. It is pouring down rain, which I failed to state earlier. Odd, as there has always been rain there. Where does the water go? Perhaps we should take a closer look at the lower parts of the fortress.
Lower down, you can clearly see aqueducts connected to gigantic electromagnetic basins. The aqueducts pour through the second wall (the one in the courtyard) and off the side, into a waterfall pouring all the way down the mountain circle and off the range. The entrance to the fortress is a bridge on said waterfall, connecting to a bit of land, with a staircase traveling a minuscule 20,000 meters down the range. If you wish for descriptions, I shall post a mediocre picture of this place drawn a week prior. Entering the main fortress, you can see something is not right. Everything seems too ominous. The windows are tinted a darker gray, so you do not notice the lightning that happens every minute or so. I cannot help you with the thunder. Perhaps you could stuff some cotton up your ears. There is a staircase further across the entrance hall, and appears to be the only exit, save for the entrance. A sign attached to the central beam of the staircase says: <== Upper Spires (And just about everything else)| Alchemical Devices ==> You decide to go right. The stairs lead down in an ominous pattern, it is almost as if you are in an Ominous biome. No, that does not exist- In normal Minecraft, that is. Heh. You head down the very cramped staircase into a dark room, whose lamps we destroyed in the Scratch. Why did I have to import those from my session! Err-nothing.
The room you find is just a hallway, which is in absolute darkness. Oddly, no monsters have spawned... You walk further down the hall, and open the door to your left. The right door was hanging ajar and appears to lead to a very Ominous sewer. There have not actually been any alchemical devices. What happened to them? you wonder. Further down the hallway, (who is also in absolute darkness) you find another set of doors, sometimes both sealed, sometimes one or both ajar. This continues without a hitch for several hours, with a few staircases being found and strode upon. You then reach a door, sealed shut, that has a different feeling than the others. You open it slowly, to find a dark room, completely empty. Stepping forward, you can see a figure at the edge of the room. Acting upon a sudden burst of weird plot s***, you dash down the hallway, attempting to catch said figure. It is not there. There are no exits, save the one you came in from. You suddenly hear a soft breathing noise, which steadily gets louder, until it is possible to make out the details. It is a raspy breathing, the intakes of breath all uneven. You decide it would be wise to run, so you rush down the hallway. Pulling at the handle, you find it will not budge. The raspy breathing seems like it is directly behind you... You slowly turn around on the heel of your shoe, and see a monstrosity.
A mess of deep purple goop and tentacles, with alchemical devices sticking out of it all over. Hmmm... now the absence of alchemical machinery makes quite a bit more sense than earlier... You make a desperate lunge for anywhere not where the abomination is standing-
Error-Transmission Failure. Please wait while I attempt to fix this... Oh, dear. Never mind.
Hope you enjoyed.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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Well here is the spam we made, in case you wanted to taste it. We made... about the same amount of spam as 5 pieces of paper put together.
But anyway, welcome back!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!eleven!!!one!
Also your location is still: HEH.
EDIT: COMIC SANS???? COMIC SANS??? HELLO. I WILL COMIC SANS YOU FOREVER. I AM COMICEY. THE COMIC. HHE HEHH EHHEH HHHH I CNNT SPL. I SHL SNOP NW. SNOP
/null
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Far away, universes away in fact. HONK honk HONK honk FINALLY! After tengorillaing years. I FINALLYgorillaING FOUND IT!! huh?
Gamzee. WHAT DO YOUgorillaING WANT? I just found thegorillaing chaos heart.
Well done Gamzee.
We have a problem though. gorilla what sort of problem?
You can't get back into Godcraft. WHY THEgorillaNOT?
Because we've had an... event. gorilla.
Indeed.
Continue the work I've given you.
But it seems like you aren't going to be playing a direct part in any of this. gorilla.
I'll let you think about it.
Once you're done with everything else, I'll send Tricky out to retrieve the chaos heart.
I'll probably have you do something else. gorilla.
Goodbye Gamzee.
((If the above didn't clue you in, this means that Gamzee will not actually be showing up. The contact between piono and Gamzee is possible because of piono's ability to contact people in other universes. Gamzee can't actually get into Godcraft. Twin messaged me with some concern about a few of my characters in terms of continuing the derailment. I'll tell everyone now in an official statement. Gameplay-wise, the Homestuck characters I have are pretty much irrelevant. They're mostly there for piono's side-story and some 'backstory' about events that I've got planned. I'm not continuing the Homestuck Invasion storyline. I'm just as sick of it as everyone else. So don't expect to see trolls on the battlefield anytime soon.))
Meanwhile, where Yggdrasil used to stand...
Tricky got up.
He brushed himself off.
Then looked at his hands.
He was back in human...ish shape.
And for once,
For the first time since the events in Nevada what seemed like an eternity ago.
His head was clear.
His head was actually clear for once.
Then he noticed the massive gaping hole at his feet.
He quickly bounced away from the crater, that was too close.
Well, he had things he needed to do.
Time to go do them.
Phobos sat at the bridge of the Nexus flagship.
Quick thinking from alternate Dimentio had saved the remnants of the Nexus fleet.
But not any of the big new ones that he's sent the experimentals to capture.
It was just the six smaller ships.
Oh well, that would be more than enough to protect the lab while they tried to relocate.
The work had been going well. They had lots of troops.
Stationed all over the place.
They even had a few smaller labs built up in remote parts of the server.
Those likely wouldn't be of much use until the endgame.
piono still hadn't told him much about it.
But he had suspicions.
Something to do with great armies.
And piono's associate.
If piono's plan to save her had worked that is.
He was pretty sure she was from Paradox Space.
Not 100%, but he'd googled homestuck.
He was pretty sure that 'the associate' was that Vriska character.
That probably didn't matter anymore though.
Time to try and get the troops back together.
The recent cataclysmic events had spooked them.
He looked at the comm unit right as it lit up. Bloody clown... Set course for the Pool Room. But sir... Yes, I am aware that the Pool Room was destroyed. We have a pickup. Yes sir.
The Vord were broken.
Almost all gone.
Only quick action from piono had saved her own person.
But the Vord were rebuilding.
They had a new purpose.
And she would see that purpose carried out.
piono looked into the crater.
whoa.
Glad I missed that.
I have work to do. Enough sight-seeing.
I just hope my distractions are working. That was close.
Very.
Everything balances on the point of a pin. And a very small one at that.
Yes. And you being here, talking with me...
You're effectively trying to put enough weight to crush the pin off to the side.
Now go, before things start happening again.
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Uhhhhh uhhhhh
DIVERSION!
Have you ever had a perfect moment for a snop?
WELL THIS EDITOR DELETED THIS GIANT GREAT SNOP MACHINE SELLING PITCH. Well, now everyone has a shop machine. When you turn it on it does a snop that cannot be unsnoped.
When I was playing on the Overcast Network, I saw THE. REAL. VAECON!!!
It was awesome! I wish I could provide a screenie, but he was live streaming, even when I killed him! I watched the stream after I left the server due to forced egress, but the part with me already passed... =(
Oh, well. TwinBuilder should be returning.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
On the other half of your post, that seems like you are going to be even more famous than you are now. At least nobody saw me typing out things on vacation. I really don't need any "Wait, you're Erelye?! What?"-s at all. Then again, that just may be my hatred of publicity.
/null
Also, be prepared to apologize to Twin for all these pointless posts, whether he comes back today or tomorrow.
Autocorrect tried to change apologize into "removed".
Oh no
Yes, we have a hell of a lot of explaining to do. I recall he stated not to post here much. About the autocorrect, there was a point where it changed something akin to "about" into some random non-word like abert. When I would delete it and type about once more, it would change it into another useless grammatically incorrect word. I have no idea where abert even came from...
...Dealt with.
Hey, Erelye, I do have a Psionic AI over here, if you need some mental repair.
N0t sur3 I am the be5t person to
Nah, you'll do fine, I've seen what you can do to people, surely you can
N0, not re4lly...
Heh... That offer stands!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I'm having trouble with the post thing so I'll try and do some of the stuff tomorrow and after that. but here's one...
Dimentio slumped against the TARDIS's dashboard.
The shield had worked.
He'd blocked the Scratch, admittedly only from one area.
And alternate Dimentio's quick thinking had kept the Nexus fleet going too.
Albeit at the cost of his own life.
It was strange.
Dimentio didn't feel cheerful at all.
It was like...
The strength the dark carnival granted him...
Was draining.
It had been slow, and unnoticeable at first.
But there was no mistaking it anymore.
But the highblood was fetching the chaos heart.
Everything would be just fine soon.
Soon comes the arrival of the Dark Carnival.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
A surviving minionbot, its AI having achieved something approaching sentience in the aftermath, uses its one remaining limb to pull itself towards the evac ship... A four meter light mech steps on it, crushing it on the way to some uncompleted objective... In high orbit, AI controlled vessels search for orders, their commander, and his admin AI, unreachable... The Manufactory runs still, its ever-growing hull scarred by Crockercorp assault, its shields still regenerating, its guns reloading themselves on automated programming, its lights dead, its fresh-recruited crew still in the cryosleep pods that brought them here, its reactors on minimum output...
An infinity away, their commander, strangely small with his bulky eight-foot power armor put away, plays game after game of cards with a few allies... Waiting, all.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
One particularly cunning Zombie, mutated to have an incredible level of intelligence, has managed to reverse engineer one of the few unaffected Engietech items not converted by the Scratch - a Biotech Tank Serum, capable of converting regular mooks into veritable Minibosses.
The Portal Room is going haywire due to conflicting destinations, allowing a bizarre abomination from another world to spread - the Corruption. So far, it has managed to take over a good chunk of the portal room, and is entering other portals all across Godcraft. The consequences will be catastrophic if left unchecked...
From a room that was occupied not so long ago, the Runeterra portal, damaged by the otherworldliness when the Scratch occurred, is allowing access from both sides.
A teleporter in the 4th wall, placed there to assist an entity that had trouble with travelling through walls, is still running, powered by its own unique generator. Virtually anyone could go through that door.
But that's all for later. Right now, a near-omnipotent AI contained within a specially designed control core that it created itself is attempting to re-establish a connection to the base. Minimum connection time: 36 hours.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
That Psionic AI will do no good for me. First of all, you saw my sizzling corpse vanish out of the room, my sort of mental imprint/ghost remaining, waiting for the Intermission to end so that I may return to a body. The thing is, that dragon is going to screech until the end of eternity, and none of you can hear it. Perhaps I am just insane. Why would I want mental repair, the secrets will be gone! [/sadlyobsurerefernece] Now, I suppose it is time I write what happened to my castle after the Scratch.
A lonely fortress sits upon a high mountaintop in a circle of peaks far to the North of where we are now. The gigantic castle-fortress spreads out over the flattened peak of the mountain, its towers and bridges looking ominous, as usual. Upon the circular building in the center of the area, lies another circular building, which is irrelevant as of now. Upon that lies a Victorian/Gothic style castle, which goes another thousand meters in the air or so. Near the four hundredth meter, the castle is connected to a tower on the eastern side of the fortress, which sprawls into a mess of large and small towers, domes, and such. Now that you think of it, the entire fortress seems Victorian/Gothic with a hint of Elvish designing, which came from instinct, not necessity. It is pouring down rain, which I failed to state earlier. Odd, as there has always been rain there. Where does the water go? Perhaps we should take a closer look at the lower parts of the fortress.
Lower down, you can clearly see aqueducts connected to gigantic electromagnetic basins. The aqueducts pour through the second wall (the one in the courtyard) and off the side, into a waterfall pouring all the way down the mountain circle and off the range. The entrance to the fortress is a bridge on said waterfall, connecting to a bit of land, with a staircase traveling a minuscule 20,000 meters down the range. If you wish for descriptions, I shall post a mediocre picture of this place drawn a week prior. Entering the main fortress, you can see something is not right. Everything seems too ominous. The windows are tinted a darker gray, so you do not notice the lightning that happens every minute or so. I cannot help you with the thunder. Perhaps you could stuff some cotton up your ears. There is a staircase further across the entrance hall, and appears to be the only exit, save for the entrance. A sign attached to the central beam of the staircase says: <== Upper Spires (And just about everything else)| Alchemical Devices ==> You decide to go right. The stairs lead down in an ominous pattern, it is almost as if you are in an Ominous biome. No, that does not exist- In normal Minecraft, that is. Heh. You head down the very cramped staircase into a dark room, whose lamps we destroyed in the Scratch. Why did I have to import those from my session! Err-nothing.
The room you find is just a hallway, which is in absolute darkness. Oddly, no monsters have spawned... You walk further down the hall, and open the door to your left. The right door was hanging ajar and appears to lead to a very Ominous sewer. There have not actually been any alchemical devices. What happened to them? you wonder. Further down the hallway, (who is also in absolute darkness) you find another set of doors, sometimes both sealed, sometimes one or both ajar. This continues without a hitch for several hours, with a few staircases being found and strode upon. You then reach a door, sealed shut, that has a different feeling than the others. You open it slowly, to find a dark room, completely empty. Stepping forward, you can see a figure at the edge of the room. Acting upon a sudden burst of weird plot s***, you dash down the hallway, attempting to catch said figure. It is not there. There are no exits, save the one you came in from. You suddenly hear a soft breathing noise, which steadily gets louder, until it is possible to make out the details. It is a raspy breathing, the intakes of breath all uneven. You decide it would be wise to run, so you rush down the hallway. Pulling at the handle, you find it will not budge. The raspy breathing seems like it is directly behind you... You slowly turn around on the heel of your shoe, and see a monstrosity.
A mess of deep purple goop and tentacles, with alchemical devices sticking out of it all over. Hmmm... now the absence of alchemical machinery makes quite a bit more sense than earlier... You make a desperate lunge for anywhere not where the abomination is standing-
Error-Transmission Failure. Please wait while I attempt to fix this... Oh, dear. Never mind.
Hope you enjoyed.
And I have one thing to say.
GUYS. YOU ARE THE WORST PLAYERS EVER.
YOU MADE. LIKE 5 WHOLE PAGES. OF SPAM.
HOW DARE YOU.
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. THAT I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS.
WHY DO I BOTHER MODERATING THIS THREAD WHEN ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT ANIMES??!?!
THAT'S IT. I AM SHUTTING THIS THREAD DOWN. PERMANENTLY.
lel
I will be writing the Parable over the course of the next few days.
Please don't kill me...
Also, when did we speak of animes? I could swear-you know what, never mind.
But anyway, welcome back!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!eleven!!!one!
Also your location is still: HEH.
EDIT: COMIC SANS???? COMIC SANS???
HELLO. I WILL COMIC SANS YOU FOREVER. I AM COMICEY. THE COMIC. HHE HEHH EHHEH HHHH I CNNT SPL. I SHL SNOP NW.
SNOP
/null
Far away, universes away in fact.
HONK
honk
HONK
honk
FINALLY!
After ten gorillaing years.
I FINALLY gorillaING FOUND IT!!
huh?
Gamzee.
WHAT DO YOU gorillaING WANT?
I just found the gorillaing chaos heart.
Well done Gamzee.
We have a problem though.
gorilla
what sort of problem?
You can't get back into Godcraft.
WHY THE gorilla NOT?
Because we've had an... event.
gorilla.
Indeed.
Continue the work I've given you.
But it seems like you aren't going to be playing a direct part in any of this.
gorilla.
I'll let you think about it.
Once you're done with everything else, I'll send Tricky out to retrieve the chaos heart.
I'll probably have you do something else.
gorilla.
Goodbye Gamzee.
((If the above didn't clue you in, this means that Gamzee will not actually be showing up. The contact between piono and Gamzee is possible because of piono's ability to contact people in other universes. Gamzee can't actually get into Godcraft. Twin messaged me with some concern about a few of my characters in terms of continuing the derailment. I'll tell everyone now in an official statement. Gameplay-wise, the Homestuck characters I have are pretty much irrelevant. They're mostly there for piono's side-story and some 'backstory' about events that I've got planned. I'm not continuing the Homestuck Invasion storyline. I'm just as sick of it as everyone else. So don't expect to see trolls on the battlefield anytime soon.))
Meanwhile, where Yggdrasil used to stand...
Tricky got up.
He brushed himself off.
Then looked at his hands.
He was back in human...ish shape.
And for once,
For the first time since the events in Nevada what seemed like an eternity ago.
His head was clear.
His head was actually clear for once.
Then he noticed the massive gaping hole at his feet.
He quickly bounced away from the crater, that was too close.
Well, he had things he needed to do.
Time to go do them.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Will all the posts before your comeback and after you went out be counted as invalid?
/null
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
EMWN
YU SU CLL
WRE MEH SPM?
SHABJ
UNSNOP.
/null
I believe the word is "STAHP", Nimble.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
/null
Phobos sat at the bridge of the Nexus flagship.
Quick thinking from alternate Dimentio had saved the remnants of the Nexus fleet.
But not any of the big new ones that he's sent the experimentals to capture.
It was just the six smaller ships.
Oh well, that would be more than enough to protect the lab while they tried to relocate.
The work had been going well. They had lots of troops.
Stationed all over the place.
They even had a few smaller labs built up in remote parts of the server.
Those likely wouldn't be of much use until the endgame.
piono still hadn't told him much about it.
But he had suspicions.
Something to do with great armies.
And piono's associate.
If piono's plan to save her had worked that is.
He was pretty sure she was from Paradox Space.
Not 100%, but he'd googled homestuck.
He was pretty sure that 'the associate' was that Vriska character.
That probably didn't matter anymore though.
Time to try and get the troops back together.
The recent cataclysmic events had spooked them.
He looked at the comm unit right as it lit up.
Bloody clown...
Set course for the Pool Room.
But sir...
Yes, I am aware that the Pool Room was destroyed.
We have a pickup.
Yes sir.
The Vord were broken.
Almost all gone.
Only quick action from piono had saved her own person.
But the Vord were rebuilding.
They had a new purpose.
And she would see that purpose carried out.
piono looked into the crater.
whoa.
Glad I missed that.
I have work to do. Enough sight-seeing.
I just hope my distractions are working.
That was close.
Very.
Everything balances on the point of a pin.
And a very small one at that.
Yes. And you being here, talking with me...
You're effectively trying to put enough weight to crush the pin off to the side.
Now go, before things start happening again.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
DIVERSION!
Have you ever had a perfect moment for a snop?
WELL THIS EDITOR DELETED THIS GIANT GREAT SNOP MACHINE SELLING PITCH. Well, now everyone has a shop machine. When you turn it on it does a snop that cannot be unsnoped.