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*Finally gets back from a day of playing Borderlands and fixing electric cars*
"Wow... Well, I'm just going to say, HELL YEAH, WE WON! Probably not completely over, but WE WON. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GOING AWAY, HOMESTUCK PEOPLE! We have Twin back, we don't have annoying deudly muppets killing people, I can actually make a bid for some Godmodder blood... YEEAAHH!"
I take the opportunity of rest to stick my APAWA in my inventory, put my guns away, and begin writing down a lengthy first-person history of what I have seen of this war, for history, so that what I, at least have seen will not be forgotten, like so many of these events are.
twinGuardians [TG] began pestering godCrafted [GC]
GC: Who the hell are you, and how did you get this handle?
TG: Relax, dude! It's me!
GC: I... what?
GC: "Dude?" No one calls me that!
TG: Oh, sorry! Remember? The guy who was dressed in green?
TG: You called me "kid"?
GC: ...TwinBuilder.
GC: Why are you talking with me? Don't you have some game to run?
GC: And aren't you supposed to be dead?
TG: Things changed! I wasn't ALL dead, I guess. More like, MOSTLY dead!
TG: I came back to life! Although I don't really know how... GC: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. TG: I know, right? Even I couldn't believe it at first.
GC: So, why are you talking to me?
TG: Well, I don't know.
TG: Maybe I wanted to get to know you better?
GC: And why the hell would you want to do that?
GC: I don't go around handing out the details of my life to everyone, unlike some people.
GC: I prefer to be kept secret! To instill fear into the hearts of players...
GC: Although... I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately.
TG: Which isn't entirely your fault. The Invasion commanded GC: Maybe the players can actually DO what the name of your game implies.
TG: Eh. We'll see.
TG: ...Look. I'm convinced that there's more to you then you're telling us.
TG: Like, you just suddenly decided to become evil?
TG: That's a pretty crappy start for a villain!
TG: Wasn't there something, someone that changed you?
TG: That made you become a Godmodder?
GC: ...
GC: Yes. There was. But why would I tell you that?
GC: You're not my friend, not in the broadest sense of the word. GC: I don't have any friends. Only partners and accomplices.
GC: And I prefer to work alone.
TG: Perhaps I'd like to be your first friend.
TG: Maybe I could depict you in a heroic light, for once.
GC: ...I'll think about it.
GC: Perhaps this could be an exception... GC: You seem like a trustworthy guy. Different from the noobs down there on my server.
GC: What happened to it, by the way? A Scratch? TG: A reasonable facsimile of one. TG: I'll let you think about it. TG: Oh! And one last thing! GC: What?
TG: What do you think will happen when this battle's over?
TG: Do you think I could make a story out of this? A comic of sorts? Put it on the web? GC: Heh. That would be pretty cool. But you'd have to be good at drawing. GC: And, for the love of God, make it be like anything but Homestuck. GC: I think I've had enough of that comic to last a lifetime.
TG: Amen to that.
TG: See you around, Richard.
The players of GodCraft, hovering in suspended animation inside of the Void, had just saved the entire server from the Invasion, a deadly force that could take any punishment and return, in full force, with numbers a hundred times stronger. But now, by activating the Scratch and repairing the Fourth Wall, it seemed that they had effectively "reset" not the server, but the Invasion, removing them from GodCraft as a whole.
Repairing the Fourth Wall meant that anything originating from a universe that traveled through said wall was effectively barred from entry into that universe completely, meaning that the Homestuck Invasion was effectively locked out of Minecraft, permanently, as was anything else relating to Homestuck that was not governed by the HomestuckCraft plugin, which would make all Homestuck characters outlawed. It was a price to pay, considering that they had made a friend in John Egbert, but it was worth it.
And, they remembered, the Godmodder had been caught in the Scratch as well. Surely he would have taken damage. But how could they get to him when he was in an actual universe, and they were here? Just as they pondered this, they registered that they had started falling again, at alarming speeds. Then, the players all fell on something. A platform, made of crystal, that had spontaneously appeared.
Until they could get back to GodCraft, this would do.
~~~
Alright. Here's the plan. As I stated earlier, I had intended for OpelSpeedster to do a minigame, but things didn't exactly pan out. So, you guys can just talk amongst yourselves and speculate stuff during this Intermission. No game, sadly. As I said earlier, I will be unable to post starting today, and I'll tell you all when I will be able to when I am, which should be next week. The Intermission will last until next Friday, the 25th. Act 3 will start the next day.
Well, thats it then. I have no idea what i should do. I guess since pionoplayer asked, i could just straight away tell you that i am german, but i think you guessed that already.
GC: So, if all Homestuck related things are ruled out, how can Serpent be here? Being in the Fourth Wall doesnt count! Well i guess if that's the case, then ...
H. H.: YES. THAT MEANS I AM STILL HERE. thought you would get rid of me THAT easily, do you? We are still both under the same employer. we will be together until one of us dies. haha.
GC: Of course i know that, stupid troll. I know the contract with Paradox Inc. i signed. I MADE that thing! Now let us enjoy the silence.
Well, thats it then. I have no idea what i should do. I guess since pionoplayer asked, i could just straight away tell you that i am german, but i think you guessed that already.
GC: So, if all Homestuck related things are ruled out, how can Serpent be here? Being in the Fourth Wall doesnt count! Well i guess if that's the case, then ...
H. H.: YES. THAT MEANS I AM STILL HERE. thought you would get rid of me THAT easily, do you? We are still both under the same employer. we will be together until one of us dies. haha.
GC: Of course i know that, stupid troll. I know the contract with Paradox Inc. i signed. I MADE that thing! Now let us enjoy the silence.
The_Serpent is technically also a Minecraft avatar.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I conjure a slightly larger platform for myself to use, take out the APAWA, set it up to free stand, and begin some repairs... After some time, much of the important, and seemingly untouched by all this chaos, plating has been removed, revealing the battered, shorting out, dented interior mechanisms. "Ouch... Well, at least all this can be replaced, if any of those Adminium plates get cracked, I can't do much about it, other than patch the hole with something weaker... Well, I'm glad, and very, very surprised, that my shields haven't given out yet... Wow... This thing has taken a BEATING... Reactor's at 28% output now... Yikes..." I begin the process of repairing or replacing what I can without access to my Manufactory, or another heavy military-tech-repair facility... After some hours, I finish refastening the outer plates back on, enabling the power, spinning up the computer... "Well, it's as workable as I can make it, H3r0br1n3's still offline, dammit English, most everything is on it's last legs, but it seems to be working pretty well..."
{I'm basically doing a roleplay that my APAWA will fail catastrophically if I don't repair it eventually, or will run out of fuel if I simply overuse it, but it's also one of my major combat advantages over, say, a gigantic battleship... If I lose it...}
I made a mistake in my recent post. Intermission 2 will end on the 25th, not the 18th.
Also, I am leaving to go be with family in a few hours! I'm not going to be able to respond to anyone's posts starting today until next Tuesday, the 22nd. I will tell you once I am back, and then the Parables will begin.
And also, that was a TF2 joke, not a HL3 joke. GabeN said "after 9 years of development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait" about it.
I would also appreciate it if you could post on the Forge Database rather than on the main thread for now.
Flare Flames, I am currently writing your Antilog! Expect it shortly. You can continue to write those, by the way. I will respond to them once I get back.
(On a side note: WOO! Now there aren't going to be any more URLs that will eat up my Antilogs!)
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber.(V 4.2.1.)Enter prompt.
"Wow... Well, I'm just going to say, HELL YEAH, WE WON! Probably not completely over, but WE WON. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GOING AWAY, HOMESTUCK PEOPLE! We have Twin back, we don't have annoying deudly muppets killing people, I can actually make a bid for some Godmodder blood... YEEAAHH!"
I take the opportunity of rest to stick my APAWA in my inventory, put my guns away, and begin writing down a lengthy first-person history of what I have seen of this war, for history, so that what I, at least have seen will not be forgotten, like so many of these events are.
{Not actually going to write it all down}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
#hype
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/nullpost
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Anyways, WE DID IT!
Also, why are there so many noobs on this universe's MC Forums?
GC: Who the hell are you, and how did you get this handle?
TG: Relax, dude! It's me!
GC: I... what?
GC: "Dude?" No one calls me that!
TG: Oh, sorry! Remember? The guy who was dressed in green?
TG: You called me "kid"?
GC: ...TwinBuilder.
GC: Why are you talking with me? Don't you have some game to run?
GC: And aren't you supposed to be dead?
TG: Things changed! I wasn't ALL dead, I guess. More like, MOSTLY dead!
TG: I came back to life! Although I don't really know how...
GC: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
TG: I know, right? Even I couldn't believe it at first.
GC: So, why are you talking to me?
TG: Well, I don't know.
TG: Maybe I wanted to get to know you better?
GC: And why the hell would you want to do that?
GC: I don't go around handing out the details of my life to everyone, unlike some people.
GC: I prefer to be kept secret! To instill fear into the hearts of players...
GC: Although... I haven't been doing a very good job of that lately.
TG: Which isn't entirely your fault. The Invasion commanded
GC: Maybe the players can actually DO what the name of your game implies.
TG: Eh. We'll see.
TG: ...Look. I'm convinced that there's more to you then you're telling us.
TG: Like, you just suddenly decided to become evil?
TG: That's a pretty crappy start for a villain!
TG: Wasn't there something, someone that changed you?
TG: That made you become a Godmodder?
GC: ...
GC: Yes. There was. But why would I tell you that?
GC: You're not my friend, not in the broadest sense of the word.
GC: I don't have any friends. Only partners and accomplices.
GC: And I prefer to work alone.
TG: Perhaps I'd like to be your first friend.
TG: Maybe I could depict you in a heroic light, for once.
GC: ...I'll think about it.
GC: Perhaps this could be an exception...
GC: You seem like a trustworthy guy. Different from the noobs down there on my server.
GC: What happened to it, by the way? A Scratch?
TG: A reasonable facsimile of one.
TG: I'll let you think about it.
TG: Oh! And one last thing!
GC: What?
TG: What do you think will happen when this battle's over?
TG: Do you think I could make a story out of this? A comic of sorts? Put it on the web?
GC: Heh. That would be pretty cool. But you'd have to be good at drawing.
GC: And, for the love of God, make it be like anything but Homestuck.
GC: I think I've had enough of that comic to last a lifetime.
TG: Amen to that.
TG: See you around, Richard.
twinGuardians [TG] ceased pestering godCrafted [GC]
> INTERMISSION TWO
The players of GodCraft, hovering in suspended animation inside of the Void, had just saved the entire server from the Invasion, a deadly force that could take any punishment and return, in full force, with numbers a hundred times stronger. But now, by activating the Scratch and repairing the Fourth Wall, it seemed that they had effectively "reset" not the server, but the Invasion, removing them from GodCraft as a whole.
Repairing the Fourth Wall meant that anything originating from a universe that traveled through said wall was effectively barred from entry into that universe completely, meaning that the Homestuck Invasion was effectively locked out of Minecraft, permanently, as was anything else relating to Homestuck that was not governed by the HomestuckCraft plugin, which would make all Homestuck characters outlawed. It was a price to pay, considering that they had made a friend in John Egbert, but it was worth it.
And, they remembered, the Godmodder had been caught in the Scratch as well. Surely he would have taken damage. But how could they get to him when he was in an actual universe, and they were here? Just as they pondered this, they registered that they had started falling again, at alarming speeds. Then, the players all fell on something. A platform, made of crystal, that had spontaneously appeared.
Until they could get back to GodCraft, this would do.
~~~
Alright. Here's the plan. As I stated earlier, I had intended for OpelSpeedster to do a minigame, but things didn't exactly pan out. So, you guys can just talk amongst yourselves and speculate stuff during this Intermission. No game, sadly. As I said earlier, I will be unable to post starting today, and I'll tell you all when I will be able to when I am, which should be next week. The Intermission will last until next Friday, the 25th. Act 3 will start the next day.
Hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
Thanks, and have fun.
-
Gabe NewellTwinBuilderGabe Newell?
wat.
#hypetrain has arrived at the station. It does not seem like the Parables will come.
Unless twin might be able to post sometime and tell us a Parable.
/null
...That HL3 joke... Lmao...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
GC: So, if all Homestuck related things are ruled out, how can Serpent be here? Being in the Fourth Wall doesnt count! Well i guess if that's the case, then ...
H. H.: YES. THAT MEANS I AM STILL HERE. thought you would get rid of me THAT easily, do you? We are still both under the same employer. we will be together until one of us dies. haha.
GC: Of course i know that, stupid troll. I know the contract with Paradox Inc. i signed. I MADE that thing! Now let us enjoy the silence.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The_Serpent is technically also a Minecraft avatar.
Hmm, a parable? Like you were... Oh. Ohhhh. Oh, I get it. Yessss. It all makes sense now!
Oh no
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Does nothing!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
{I'm basically doing a roleplay that my APAWA will fail catastrophically if I don't repair it eventually, or will run out of fuel if I simply overuse it, but it's also one of my major combat advantages over, say, a gigantic battleship... If I lose it...}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Also, I am leaving to go be with family in a few hours! I'm not going to be able to respond to anyone's posts starting today until next Tuesday, the 22nd. I will tell you once I am back, and then the Parables will begin.
And also, that was a TF2 joke, not a HL3 joke.
I would also appreciate it if you could post on the Forge Database rather than on the main thread for now.
Flare Flames, I am currently writing your Antilog! Expect it shortly. You can continue to write those, by the way. I will respond to them once I get back.
(On a side note: WOO! Now there aren't going to be any more URLs that will eat up my Antilogs!)
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.2.1.) Enter prompt.
> Select middle selectable cube
You select this cube.
> Move selection down
You move your selection down 1 cube. You are now selecting this cube.
> Move selection far right
You move your selection all the way to the right. You are now selecting this cube.
> Move selection far up
You move your selection all the way up. You are now selecting this cube.
> Move cube left
You move the cube here. The structure now looks like this.
The last switch has been activated. The door to your right opens.
What will you do now?
> ...
Changelog for Version 4.2.1:
Made image links open in a new window.
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!
I wish. Come on Valve! Gabe, get your lazy but off your comfy office chair and-- *Scene Deleted*
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...