I'm keeping the Alchemies, uncharging in that spoiler for when we can, that's cool with you, right?
I switch the PLUG PULLER for the PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, and use it in BOW FORM to get rid of those snipers.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Rifle && Iron Web 1/?? Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/?? Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY 6/15 / Halo Armor Upgrade 1/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 11/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Paulenta's X-Blade
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I shoot a good amount of MK II Drones with the PX-B
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Rifle && Iron Web 1/?? Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/?? Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY 7/15 / Halo Armor Upgrade 2/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 12/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Paulenta's X-Blade
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I think the reason not stopping the invasion right here would be a game over is because everyone is just TIRED of dealing with the invasion. If we didn't eliminate the last few guys left here, WHO KNOWS how long we could be cleaning up the last few remnants? Besides, isn't the first block going to do something about the actual invasion itself, that is to say, repair the fourth wall? Or did I miss something there?
Strange busts suddenly start raining out of nowhere, strangely only hitting the Crockercrop troops. A notably big one, depicting a wierd mess of noodles with two eyestalks, hits the Sniper Drones.
I think the reason not stopping the invasion right here would be a game over is because everyone is just TIRED of dealing with the invasion. If we didn't eliminate the last few guys left here, WHO KNOWS how long we could be cleaning up the last few remnants? Besides, isn't the first block going to do something about the actual invasion itself, that is to say, repair the fourth wall? Or did I miss something there?
/null
Meh, the thing is, the crockercorp fleet is done for. I mean, I know we still have to clean it up, but think about it. We're up against the flagship. Robomonkey and co. completely obliterated everything else. Even if you lose this fight, the invasion is done for. She's literally throwing the last shreds of her troops at you guys now. It would take her till the 10 godmodder HP left zone to have enough of a fleet to actually mean something. Remember, it took her centuries to make the one she showed up with, and the muggles tore it down in a matter of hours. Think of how fast we would go through it.
Whichever way it goes. We've already killed everything. There's no comeback for the Condesce in this thread.
@ninja: welcome to the thread newbie! Glad to have you here. And you're doing pretty good considering how new you are. Well done.
@ Erelye: Good. I am glad to see we can agree on this.
I +3 trade with modpack
40/40
14/15 x3
Everything continues as it was before, with all of my forces unloading obscene amounts of fire power into the first block.
Tricky somehow jumps into Yggdrasil itself, the improbability drive in his brain somehow allowing him to bypass the 'pure intent' enchantments. But instead of going for the first block, he goes after the players, disrupting attacks by eating and clawing as many players protecting Yggdrasil as he can.
EDIT: entity actions:
Wilson loops the rope around Tricky, Suddenly, the white fire that makes up Tricky's aura flares up, burning the rope to ash. Tricky has changed targets: Wilson.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Raspberry Pi: 8/10
Tippi: 15/20.
Count Bleck: 15/20.
Upgrade: 14/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 8/40.
Nimble Core: 7/10.
I don't suffer from evilness. I suffer from corruption trying to take over. And failing horribly. Just watch out for our secret weapon... NO. BAD CORRUPTION. Thanks for the Portable Infusion Altar. I will take good care of it. I can now infuse some TEMPUS and a CLOCK into my tubas... and... 1/20 TUBA UPGRADE: TIME. Heh. Heh. You think you can get rid of me that easily null? You think you can insult me that easily void? Hmmmm... HEY. YUGELBMIN AKA CORRUPTED NIMBLEGUY. GET OUT HERE. YOU TOO PUKCAB AKA CORRUPTED BACKUP. WE HAVE SOME NON-CORRUPTION TO TAKE CARE OF. Well then. HEY. BILL CIPHER, NIMBLEGUY, AND BACKUP GET OVER HERE. GERBIL READY THE EMERGENCY CONTROL PANEL. WAR STATUS: STARTING. Well corruption. It looks like it is time. For once, I agree. Core System Services, will you- FIRST, Lets see my secret weapon in this war. HEY. CORRUPTED MAINFRAME. GET OVER HERE. RAWR. Heh. The result of about 100,000 corrupted computers. How do you like us now?
ASDF JUST START IT ALREADY CORE SYSTEM SERVICES. Starting in 3... 2... 1...
SHATTER
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 0/4
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11/40 x4
EJF 30/40
Ammo 4/5 + 14 more (1 spent on Wilson) +3 from Leon.
Piono, are you saying I have pure intents? Because I don't, and neither does Wilson. I'm fighting because a) protection of the universe and all that stuff and B ) I want to get back to the battlefield because I want to iron out and summon some entity ideas I have. Wilson if fighting to get revenge, to prove himself, and to combat the loneliness.
Anyway, I finish off any of the tanks and if they are all dead I move on to the entity buster.
Count Wilson as using a 5 post charge if Tricky is allowed
The effects of The Grid were already wearing on Wilson. His body ached and his vision swam slightly. The constant noise of the battle was grinding at him as well from all 4 dimensions. But he couldn't faint now. He was stronger than that, he had to be. He didn't come all this way just to sit out a battle. He was going to take his knowledge and he was going to fight his first battle and he was going to prove himself. But prove himself to who? Not just the players but himself as well. (If Tricky is allowed) Wilson saw some strange clown running amuck in the player forces. Stopping that would be a good way of attracting attention. He felt that he would probably be able to handle it, at least distract it. After getting some rope, Wilson spent a while doing some preparation. He laid the rope out flat and flayed the edges a little. Harnessing more electric power than he had ever done before and resisting the shocks that gave, Wilson charged one end of the rope with a positive charge and the other with a negative charge. He then connected the two ends and they bound together magnetically. Wilson then tied a knot over it for good measure. He tied another rope to this one and put a loop at the end. The loop went around a large rock on the edge of the abyss of Yggrasil. Now, time for action. After waiting for an ideal time, Wilson threw the open end of the rope around the clown and then activated his little trap by flinging gravity at the rock on the other side. The rock fell off the edge of the abyss and so pulled the rest of the rope with it. And because the other side of the rope was around the clown, Tricky got yanked off into the abyss as well. This form of magic was far better than any others Wilson had seen just due to how open it was.
Edit to respond to Piono's edit: Wilson's action should beat yours because his was a 5 post charge and yours was an instant thing. My attack also had more description text than your counter did. And finally, I'm not really sure if you're allowed to do time traveling edit counters like that. But even if Twin declares all three of those null, good luck trying to kill Wilson. According to the game, he is basically immortal.
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
Post II
Strange busts suddenly start raining out of nowhere, strangely only hitting the Crockercrop troops. A notably big one, depicting a wierd mess of noodles with two eyestalks, hits the Sniper Drones.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! And also welcome.
"Too many people attacking the world tree. They don't want the Scratch to happen. But there is no other way. Let's see, Entity Destroyer... Excellent, that code worked. Only a dance code, but still. He's out of the way for now. Anyway, the fleets."
I stand stock still and look at the assembled ships shooting at Yggdrasil. Some of them. They seem... so... familiar...
"Run script Techscan, searching for any links to Engietech."
Twin's back. We can't destroy the godmodder yet, however.
I didn't expect my reinforcements to last that long. Oh well. I create a sapper and put it on the entity buster. I then send a Pigman Scientist to hack into one of the tanks. I then shoot a fireball. It pinballs into 2 snipers, 22 elites, 30 mk.2s, and 39 mk.1s.
ASPECTS OF A MANIAC: 16/40
All Crockercorp Drones are more like cyborgs than true robots! And Sappers don't work on organic material...
How can you hack into an armored Tank?
The fireball misses the Snipers entirely! It appears that they run on some sort of cloaking technology!
Well, I'm not going to sit out for no reason, so lets get Act 2 done.
Though I doubt that everyone that defends the first block could be considered "pure".
I red barrel the crockercorp forces
I don't see how I couldn't join them by like... Teleporting onto their ship.
They didn't seem to have a problem blowing their way through Yggdrasil.
Of course, none of this matters, because railroad plot. Ah well.
Well yeah, obviously everyone here has varying levels of "purity". But in this case, being "pure" means that you will use the First Block for a righteous task! Those who attack it won't do such a thing, and as such aren't permitted in Yggdrasil. However, it seems that something is disabling this feature to allow the Crockercorp Drones passage through here... But what could have such a power?
I pepper the whole drone Mk. I army with Starry Night fire, while having the noob army support me! By which I mean, run in front of my arrows and take them to the chest, while taking out maybe 1 drone to make up for it. BUT they totally attracted all the drone fire off of me! Good job, noobs! It's good to have you back...although maybe you should wait in the wings for the next few actions.
No, because it was a Great Text Wall of China. Can I please have the gist? And please, don't tell me he's dead. I'll revive him just to have the satisfaction of finally topping him.
Anyways:
Action 1/3
Jungle Ritual: 30/40
I, realizing that I will end this charge burst soon, take it upon me to summon five Constructs.
...Seriously? You've got to read them! They're important! And no, he's alive.
They all are destroyed thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
Finally, I can swap out weapons. I switch the SHZ for the Plug Puller. Fitting because it's drones we are fighting. I pull the plug on some MK II Drones.
SYMPHONY
Rifle && Iron Web 1/??Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/??Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Night Vale Sword 12/15 / XDEFENSE ARMY 5/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 10/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
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Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
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CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I shoot umbrella warfare at the crockercorp people.
Talist, I don't know why, but I'm explaining why I helped Lord English. Forum game wise, it's just because I'm PG, but...
Now remember this "is not a game". And in real life, one wouldn't expect to find one of the only weaknesses of an indestructible demon when you are standing on an empty wall. Now, what would Lord English do after he killed you all? He would have destroyed Minecraft, and likely your universe as well. tragic, but ultimately irrelevant to my character. However, Lord English also destroys many, many universes whenever he feels like it. One of these could very well be "mine". However, perhaps, if I helped Lord English, I could get him to avoid destroying it. Is that selfish? Perhaps. But not everyone is a "hero" like you.
I don't know if this changes you mind or whatever, but it doesn't really matter.
GAHMD FIRING FLETCHETTES IN THREE... TWO... ONE... Another cataclysmic hail of tungsten rods falls from orbit, this time targeting the stronger among the enemy, though the shockwave of this many impacts can hardly have left the weaker ones unscathed.
I tell my weaker Artillery Stations to focus fire on the Entity Buster. Boom Combo X80.
I order a swarm of Generic Killer Robots to orbital-drop in, along with a few Fire Command Mechs to lead them.
Noting that my post with a shield setup seems to have been missed/woopsieIdidn'twaitlongenough/derpynamingftl, I set up another weak shield around the First Block.
Solar Laser Strike 2/4
Giant Enemy Miscellany 3/10
{Good to have you back, Build/Twin, Scratch was annoyingly antagonist-y, and English... Well, having the boss you're fighting as game master does not end well, and all those periods... Gah, my OCD... Oww...}
10,000 damage to a Tank! 5 Mk. I and Mk. II Drones killed!
5,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
Generic Killer Robots and Fire Command Mechs added!
9/40 x5
EJF 28/40
Ammo 1/5 + 15 more (2 spent) 3 from Leon.
(For this post I'm splitting the damage of my attack. 10% should be dealt by Wilson and the rest should be dealt by me.)
A redirected 10 post charge attack
I spin around crashing mk2 drones into the ground with my swipes. Fighting against robotic enemies prevents having a lot of cool combos...
Seems like Wilson's first action waits another turn. Assuming the armor that Amperz gave is made to actually fit Wilson, he puts it on, taking off his large clunky Adamantine armor. He was now constantly surrounded by a cloud of electromagnetic energy. It might interfere with his abilities to harness other disturbances tough. But for now, gravity was useless to him and he didn't know how to harness anything else. The armor made him feel much quicker and lighter, although it folded down his ears rather uncomfortably. He was about to throw another ball of electric energy at a robot when he had an idea for something much more interesting. Wilson broke a twig off of the roots on the walls and laid it on the ground. He then carefully examined his armor through The Grid and managed to pull off one wad of positively charged energy and one wad of negatively charged energy. He knew that these two opposites would attract each other, so he infused the energy into opposite ends of the stick. He held it up on his paw and spun the stick around. Surprisingly, it worked. The positive end of the stick bent slightly and was attracted to the negative end of the stick so the stick rotated as the charges tried to meet. (That's not how it would actually work, but kinda close). Wilson flung this spinning electrically charged stick at one of the bigger robots.
You can tell which one I prefer narrating at the moment by the size of the two texts. My attack: 1 line. Wilson's: Far less effective, but still 9x longer
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2
I complete a smiley that I meant to work on last turn, but started at Scratch's manor!
: O (Shock and Awe) [???]: 5000/5000 HP, can be attached to entities. Provides a 10% attack boost, a 20% chance to cause confusion on enemies when they are hit, and an immunity to status.
The first person to say "I claim thee" gets it and can place it as soon as Act 3 begins.
Yes, that thing is made to fit Wilson, and shouldn't reduce, but amplify physical warp abilities, after all, that is the strong point of Monochromium.
Now then, to posting, the stream I was watching is done...
I begin firing a few trillion flak shells into the air, creating a flak field that aughta' take out a few of the next wave o' baddies.
My orbital artillery continues firing on the Entity Buster.
I pull my Handrailmagnum out of its holster, and headshot each remaining Sniper twice, then, using the remaining rounds out of six, shoot out the more important bits of one of the Tanks.
I deploy a field of Nanitic Repairfog to fix up and upgrade the Engietech Mecha Dragonfly.
GAHMD IS RELOADING. 1/3
Solar Laser Strike 3/4
Giant Enemy Miscellany 4/10
You claim Shock and Awe!
4,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
You kill two of the three Snipers!
+2,000 Dragonfly HP! Its Integrities are too far gone... They can't be repaired.
POST 1;
Raspberry Pi: 8/10
Tippi: 14/20.
Count Bleck: 14/20.
Upgrade: 13/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 7/40.
Nimble Core: 6/10.
Life Circuit: 6/6. I make a backup of myself using the Life Circuit.
So, my tuba operandi did 50,000 damage. So there was the Finale and 37 turns worth of attack. That is more than he finale. I NEED COMPENSATION FOR THAT MASSIVE UNDERDAMAGE. IN TOTAL IT COSTED 69 TURNS WORTH OF CHARGES. I KNOW THAT THE FINALE WOULD FINISH OFF THE TANK. BUT THE OTHER 37 TURNS WORTH JUST WENT TO NOTHING! PLEASE COMPENSATE. I use my RIFLE ABILITIES. So you call the current programs running annoying? Here is a list of all of them. CORE SYSTEM SERVICES. BRING UP PROGRAM LIST. PROGRAM LIST: NON-CORRUPTED:
Me, Nimbleguy. Me, Backup.
Me, Null.
Me, Bill Cipher.
Me, Gerbil. NEUTRAL: Me, Core System Services. CORRUPTED: Me, Corrupted Nimbleguy. Me, Corrupted Backup. Me, Void.
ACTIVATING EMERGENCY PROTOCOL 555-0119. PREPARING FOR DRASTIC MEASURES: 3/3. EMERGENCY READ-ONLY: READY. EMERGENCY WAR STOPPER: READY. AUTO-ACTER: READY. OTHER PROTOCOL STUFF: ERRORED. CANNOT FIND MATCH FOR billcipher.corrupt. CANNOT FIND MATCH FOR gerbil.corrupt. MANUAL OVERRIDE? Y PROTOCOL 555-0119: READY.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 0/4
Well, that actually clears it up quite a bit. Thanks!
It your decision to use it when you did. I'm not compensating. Using it on a fresh wave of enemies at the beginning of a turn would have been wiser.
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==> Set the Valkyries to defend self.
==> HEY. DON'T MESS WITH MY STUFF WHEN I'M CONFUSED AND TRYING TO THINK!
In a fit of unabated, likely magnified rage, I equip Metal Storm and unleash a cloud of bullets more sporadic and terrifying than Touhou on the hardest difficulty at everything attacking my Valkyries.
I didn't mean that as a statement directed at you. I mean that literally every item found in Scratch's Manor isn't here anymore, back on GodCraft!
10/40 x4 (1 spent)
EJF 29/40
Ammo 0/5 + 15 more (1 spent) 3 trade with Aegis.
I was fairly confident that we would kill English. Although what I thought would happen was the same thing to happen to Scratch when he first came down to the battlefield. We would hit him enough until his hp bar was shown. But still, why would you attack the Block?
40 post charge activate
I rush up to the collection of tanks and leap onto the first one. But instead of grabbing onto it, I kick through its armor and backflip myself onto the next tank. My claws puncture the tank's armor and I slide down the side of the tank while keeping my claws in it to rip it open. I then slash left and right to destroy the tank farther before jumping up over the next tank. I land on top of it and stomp onto it. I slash an X into the top of the tank and finally stomp into the middle of the X with all my strength to shatter the top of the tank.
Count Wilson as attacking with a 5 post charge.
Why did he deserve this armor? It was strange that the armor already fit him. At least his plan of getting attention was working. But whatever the reason for this armor, he had forgotten to thank the player who gave it to him. He would have to find some way of doing so afterwards. And, back to the actual battle. With a constant stream of energy, Wilson could try bigger things. He did the same trick of harnessing positive and negative magnetic forces, but this time he applied the opposite charges to two nearby small robots. They got pulled together with enough force to shatter and crumble into dust. Well, that's what it felt like to Wilson. What really happened was that they got stuck together and lost the ability to fly so they tumbled off into the depths of Yigrasil.
Also, so, how did that massive plane even fit in here? And wouldn't the ship not be able to enter the tree for not having "pure" intents?
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2
8,000 damage to all five Tanks!
The Battleship isn't inside of Yggdrasil, it's hovering right near it. It sends its Drones into the Tree through the explosions its made in the surface.
"...Darn. At least these enemies are robotic. I can try..."
I immediately connect to the Entity Destroyer's network and begin mashing random codes in the hope that I can find a Kill Code, or at least just flood the information pathways and lag it to death or something.
"Okay, S-W-O-R-D-F-I-S-H... Password rejected. These guys are genre savvy enough to not set the passwords of this thing to any of the usual ones..."
Upon connecting to the network, you are immediately ejected, with waves upon waves of coding filling your head, mostly binary and some hex! It appears that something is obfuscating the network that the Drones run on to the outside world...
I use the SUPER SHOT on the ULTRA SHOT, which propels it so it can gain more momentum before hitting the HYPER SHOT, sending it flying towards the Drone Mk. II army. It then explodes.
I +3 trade with Talist
- 2x 2x 20/20
18/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
I combine 2 20/20 charges into one 40/40 charge and expend it. 40/40 Yggdrasil: Awaken
Golden energy flows out from myself into the great tree. The tree begins to glow in response as every limb, root and leaf writhes and squirms. It's heartwood then absorbs all the golden energy until it glows as bright as the sun. The Ancient has awoken, it is ready to defend itself.
Yggdrasil: Ancient of Minecraftia (YAM)
HP 111,111/111,111
Allied: AG
Skill: Active control over all defense mechanisms, as a result has ironbark and steeleaf shielding.
(Phew... well there goes my 40/40 charge)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I am typing on an iPad, so that's why there are so many lines between my stuff. I can't Shift-Return/Enter. Anyways, I throw an extremely long grappling hook and grab onto the Crockercorp ship. Once there, I head into the bomber's cockpit and take the co-bomber seat. I fire dozens of missiles into Yggdrassil. If not possible, I just explore the ship.
You head to the far end of the tree and view the Battleship. It is huge, as big as ten standard Crockercorp Ships put together, with menacing cannons, railguns, and assorted weapons throughout the hull. There does not appear to be anyone or anything, bar the Condesce, who is watching the players from the bridge of the ship. While viewing her, she appears to flicker out of existence for a moment. Interesting...
I'm going to be gone for a day or two here, so here's a final leetle' thang' ta' play with...
Solar Laser Strike 4/4
With a noise similar to a giant florescent light switching on through a subwoofer, a massive beam of white light, thirty miles across, burns through the atmosphere, and incinerates all the things. *BZAP* BWWWOOOOOM!
Well, of course you would be fairly confident we would kill Lord English, just like I was fairly confident I couldn't take the deudly magnum. Because it's a forum game with a plot. However, if you didn't know that, you probably wouldn't be so optimistic. The reason I attacked the block, is because I'd rather the server not be reset or whatever. I doubt this scratch will do that, but I don't know that for sure. And while it's true that my character is not actually in the Minecraft server like some others are, and thus will not be directly affected, he does have investments to protect here. And plans.
You know what, even though I no longer have a split, I'm still going to have my character or whatever stuff talk in blue. Just for convenience.
I trade with k4yne
40/40 x2
5/15
Speaking of plans... I've been considering sending some of my own forces here for a while, but intra-universal travel takes quite a while. Good thing there was this whole Scratch's manor thing, which gave plenty of time for my ships to cross the outer ring. Or as we call it, "Extra-Universal Space". Doesn't quite slide off your tongue. They are right outside this universe at this moment, just waiting until the Scratch completes and it is safe to enter.
Back to square one?
I didn't see the crockercorp fleet come back stronger,
What I see is )(er Imperious Condescension pulling her back-up forces out from behind the scenes and making a desperate attack on the first block to try and avoid getting wiped out of existence.
Admittedly so that she can continue the Invasion later, but I would like to point out that without large amounts of time-travel abuse, she literally cannot recover from the battle we are currently in, she's down to the last of her troops right here, you can tell because she hasn't thrown hundreds of ships at us. If she had those hundreds of ships, she would be using them. This is desperation. As such, we would be safe for quite a while, because she would not have the opportunity to abuse time travel to rebuild her fleet. I have two TARDISs remember? I can track time-travelers and shoot her down if she tries something like that, and judging by the fact that she did not use time-travel abuse, her Employer has already warned her of this.
Now, on to the subject of pure intent: I would like to point out that quite a few of our players cannot attest to having pure intent. The least of them being pretty much everyone but Talist. Engie breaks universes for fun. Fseftr is pro-godmodder, nimble suffers from severe evilness, and modpack is dedicated to chaos.
Not to mention, if that's the case, then how in the world did The Condesce find them? If the Condesce could find them, piono and the Serpent can. If nothing else just by virtue of The Condesce shooting at them. Piono's an interdimensional traveler and has spent decades learning how to get around things like that. He does have a pure intent. It is purely for his own gain, nothing to muddy that intent anywhere in sight. The serpent has an excuse though.
She's a troll. If the scratch happens, she could potentially be wiped out along with the Invasion. Its not just her minecraft avatar who's at stake here. Its her life.
Piono has quite a lot riding on this, and I would like to point out that it is quite possible for this to end with the first block not being defended for the various reasons above without us having a game over.
Besides I'm fairly confident that the others could win this even with me and The_Serpent interfering.
With that having been said.
+3 trade with aegis
36/40
10/15 x3
After being forced out Yggdrasil by the enchantments...
Grr... We've got to get around this.
Yes. The same way Meenah is.
Ranged attacks. Phobos, get us up there! Got it.
Me and alternate piono are beamed up to the Nexus ships.
The Nexus ships don't bother will building up to the finishing.
Suddenly, massive numbers of all the Project Nexus troops appear on the trees surrounding Yggdrasil for a massive distance. grunts, 1337 agents, G03LMs, ATP agents, the works. There are even experimentals and a handful of units that weren't even on the original roster.
All of them begin firing on Yggdrasil and the First Block.
The Nexus ships suddenly open up with a large variety of missiles and lasers, these too begin firing, unleashing an absolutely massive barrage upon the First Block that doesn't seem to have an end.
Both Dimentios begin circling the tree, getting close to openings and sending well-timed blasts of time-vortex energy directly into the first block.
Me and alternate piono stand on the deck of the largest crockercorp ship. Ready?
Ready.
We both pull out our giga guns, loaded up with boolits, and unleash an obscenely large amount of bullets and missiles to add to the waves of fire and shrapnel already pounding the forces inside the great tree.
I am not going to let this happen.
I may not be willing to rip this world open to do it, but the deaths of a few minecraftians who will just respawn anyways and the destruction of the first block are a small price to pay to keep my plans intact.
As this is going on, I ring up )(er Imperious Condescension. Ms. Peixes? W)(at? You might want to try harder. You don't have time for dramatic build. This is going to wipe you out of existence if you don't stop it. You want to send all your troops. That's all.
When are you going to stop challenging nearly everything I do and say as a Game Master? Honestly! It's getting pretty annoying that I can't say one thing, make one action, without you telling me how it should go differently or that I've made a mistake.
I actually intended for there to be multiple Crockercorp Ships to fight, but decided against it, since it was easier to draw only one Ship in the 'FINAL ROUND' picture. (Yes, I drew that basically from scratch.) It has next to NOTHING to do with the plot, and I just chose it because it was easier.
You're not simply "forced out" by the enchantments! If you want to go against the players and attack the First Block, which is what you were specifically told to NOT do, then technically you are disrupting a forum game, which is against the forum rules. So, if you insist on doing this, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave until Act 2 is over.
Suddenly, a very large storm cloud appears. It begins pouring down rain. Lightning will hit random hostile entities due to a slight... alteration I made to the storm. I use the fading energy of my Finale to summon an Examineizer! It will attempt to eat anything hostile.
Aha! Let's see here. We have a Pnumonic Hyperfork connected to a tuning device... and a beacon port! Excellent!
I drain a slight bit of energy from the First Block to energize myself and everyone else. As such, we will get a small buff of which the type is unknown, but it shall be positive.
3 Elites killed! 5 Mk. I Drones killed!
You cannot drain any energy from the First Block! Even the smallest amount would fry a Minecraft avatar... Its energy was forged at the beginning of creation, transformed from raw void into life. To use it in your own body would be to inject yourself with the blood of creation. It is too sacred.
I +3 trade with K4yne 38/40 12/15 x3 The forces of Project Nexus continue to open fire. Both the dimentios keep up their stream of harassment. Alternate piono continues his precision-sniping of the pro-first block forces with the giga gun. Yes, he's sniping with a gun firing at those speeds. I give The_Serpent something. A copy of Danger: High Voltage. Here, you can borrow this. Use it well. Blow those suckers out of the air.
I don't have enough forces fielded yet, I don't have the central lab of Project Nexus in the firing line, I doubt that current Dimentio will take enough damage to the TARDIS to be significant, and the worst that will happen is a time-reset. Me and alternate piono will both respawn, and future alternate dimentio's already verified that he's dead by the end of this battle no matter what we do. I think its time to call in the clown.
Tricky: Hp: ??? Flaw: Undiscovered. Probability Integrity: 75% Hello Tricky. Welcome back. You remember what Tricky does. Tricky is directing the power of the probability integrity decrease into interfering with attacks against my troops. If you are wondering what the clown is doing back here, I would like to draw your attention to three things. 1. Tricky was stated to be able to survive two rounds from Hank. He only received one. 2. Tricky's flaw was not uncovered. It is not in fact the improbability drive. 3. Tricky has joker immunity worse than the joker himself, to the point of surviving the chunky salsa rule.
As the storm rages about, a stray bolt may or may not hit a completely random entity. That appears to be the cause.
Hmmm... where did my
A fleet of starships come out of FTL travel. The flagship attempts to make contact with the Nexus ships. Onboard the bridge command sits a hooded man. If they connect to the Nexus ships without any interference, they ask what is going on with this invasion and why it is happening as such.
What? Ene croan verithium! You are not supposed to-
A drone guns me from behind. Luckily, it bounces off due to some interdimensional shenanigans. I fire a constant stream of energy-less antimatter at the drone.
I snap my fingers. The tanks, snipers, and the entity buster are now in lava. I use this to poor water into the lava, turning it into obsidian... with them in it.
ASPECTS OF A MANIAC: 17/40
1,000 damage to all Tanks! 2,000 damage to the Entity Buster! Remaining Sniper killed!
Special Delivery 1/5 (Helmsman 1/X)
I'm new here. Does anyone know how you change the name of a spoiler?
I'm AG
Welcome!
6,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
Oddly, it seems that the Helmsman is not on this Battleship, as is nearly all of the crew! Perhaps the Condesce decided she no longer needed him? But why would that be? Could she have found an alternative?
I shoot a good amount of MK II Drones with the PX-B
SYMPHONY
Rifle && Iron Web 1/??Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/??Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear / Invisible Clocktower / XDEFENSE ARMY 7/15 / Halo Armor Upgrade 2/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 12/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Paulenta's X-Blade
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I think the reason not stopping the invasion right here would be a game over is because everyone is just TIRED of dealing with the invasion. If we didn't eliminate the last few guys left here, WHO KNOWS how long we could be cleaning up the last few remnants? Besides, isn't the first block going to do something about the actual invasion itself, that is to say, repair the fourth wall? Or did I miss something there?
Post II
Strange busts suddenly start raining out of nowhere, strangely only hitting the Crockercrop troops. A notably big one, depicting a wierd mess of noodles with two eyestalks, hits the Sniper Drones.
Special Delivery 2/5
(Helmsman 2/X)
2 Mk. I Drones killed! 1 Elite killed!
There are no Sniper Drones left, but the Spaghetti Monster Bust knocks off of a wall and flies straight onto the Entity Buster, dealing 6,000 damage!
Meh, the thing is, the crockercorp fleet is done for. I mean, I know we still have to clean it up, but think about it. We're up against the flagship. Robomonkey and co. completely obliterated everything else. Even if you lose this fight, the invasion is done for. She's literally throwing the last shreds of her troops at you guys now. It would take her till the 10 godmodder HP left zone to have enough of a fleet to actually mean something. Remember, it took her centuries to make the one she showed up with, and the muggles tore it down in a matter of hours. Think of how fast we would go through it. Whichever way it goes. We've already killed everything. There's no comeback for the Condesce in this thread.
@ninja: welcome to the thread newbie! Glad to have you here. And you're doing pretty good considering how new you are. Well done.
@ Erelye: Good. I am glad to see we can agree on this.
I +3 trade with modpack 40/40 14/15 x3 Everything continues as it was before, with all of my forces unloading obscene amounts of fire power into the first block. Tricky somehow jumps into Yggdrasil itself, the improbability drive in his brain somehow allowing him to bypass the 'pure intent' enchantments. But instead of going for the first block, he goes after the players, disrupting attacks by eating and clawing as many players protecting Yggdrasil as he can.
POST 2;
Raspberry Pi: 8/10
Tippi: 15/20.
Count Bleck: 15/20.
Upgrade: 14/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 8/40.
Nimble Core: 7/10.
I don't suffer from evilness. I suffer from corruption trying to take over. And failing horribly. Just watch out for our secret weapon... NO. BAD CORRUPTION. Thanks for the Portable Infusion Altar. I will take good care of it. I can now infuse some TEMPUS and a CLOCK into my tubas... and... 1/20 TUBA UPGRADE: TIME. Heh. Heh. You think you can get rid of me that easily null? You think you can insult me that easily void? Hmmmm... HEY. YUGELBMIN AKA CORRUPTED NIMBLEGUY. GET OUT HERE. YOU TOO PUKCAB AKA CORRUPTED BACKUP. WE HAVE SOME NON-CORRUPTION TO TAKE CARE OF. Well then. HEY. BILL CIPHER, NIMBLEGUY, AND BACKUP GET OVER HERE. GERBIL READY THE EMERGENCY CONTROL PANEL. WAR STATUS: STARTING. Well corruption. It looks like it is time. For once, I agree. Core System Services, will you- FIRST, Lets see my secret weapon in this war. HEY. CORRUPTED MAINFRAME. GET OVER HERE. RAWR. Heh. The result of about 100,000 corrupted computers. How do you like us now?
ASDF JUST START IT ALREADY CORE SYSTEM SERVICES. Starting in 3... 2... 1...
SHATTER ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: IIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 0/4
11/40 x4
EJF 30/40
Ammo 4/5 + 14 more (1 spent on Wilson) +3 from Leon.
Piono, are you saying I have pure intents? Because I don't, and neither does Wilson. I'm fighting because a) protection of the universe and all that stuff and B ) I want to get back to the battlefield because I want to iron out and summon some entity ideas I have. Wilson if fighting to get revenge, to prove himself, and to combat the loneliness.
Anyway, I finish off any of the tanks and if they are all dead I move on to the entity buster.
Count Wilson as using a 5 post charge if Tricky is allowed
The effects of The Grid were already wearing on Wilson. His body ached and his vision swam slightly. The constant noise of the battle was grinding at him as well from all 4 dimensions. But he couldn't faint now. He was stronger than that, he had to be. He didn't come all this way just to sit out a battle. He was going to take his knowledge and he was going to fight his first battle and he was going to prove himself. But prove himself to who? Not just the players but himself as well. (If Tricky is allowed) Wilson saw some strange clown running amuck in the player forces. Stopping that would be a good way of attracting attention. He felt that he would probably be able to handle it, at least distract it. After getting some rope, Wilson spent a while doing some preparation. He laid the rope out flat and flayed the edges a little. Harnessing more electric power than he had ever done before and resisting the shocks that gave, Wilson charged one end of the rope with a positive charge and the other with a negative charge. He then connected the two ends and they bound together magnetically. Wilson then tied a knot over it for good measure. He tied another rope to this one and put a loop at the end. The loop went around a large rock on the edge of the abyss of Yggrasil. Now, time for action. After waiting for an ideal time, Wilson threw the open end of the rope around the clown and then activated his little trap by flinging gravity at the rock on the other side. The rock fell off the edge of the abyss and so pulled the rest of the rope with it. And because the other side of the rope was around the clown, Tricky got yanked off into the abyss as well. This form of magic was far better than any others Wilson had seen just due to how open it was.
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with any AG x2
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! And also welcome.
"Too many people attacking the world tree. They don't want the Scratch to happen. But there is no other way. Let's see, Entity Destroyer... Excellent, that code worked. Only a dance code, but still. He's out of the way for now. Anyway, the fleets."
I stand stock still and look at the assembled ships shooting at Yggdrasil. Some of them. They seem... so... familiar...
"Run script Techscan, searching for any links to Engietech."
The Scratch continues to progress around the surface of the First Block, now having reached a rough halfway point. Not badly damaged all, it works at nearly optimal efficiency! Keep it up!
All Neutrals and AGs deal 12,000 damage to a Tank and the Entity Buster!
The Battleship continues to spawn enemy units, reinforcing the ones previously spawned, and creating hordes of new ones! The Mk. I, Mk. II, and Elite Drones destroy the Dragonfly and all Valkyrie Drones! However, they lose 5 of each unit in the process. The Snipers destroy the remaining two Concentric Circles, effectively removing all stable ground for the players to stand on! They now move down to the bottom of the Block, where there are a few rotating platforms stationed around the Outer Gears.
The Crockercorp Mites destroy all Generic Killer Robots and their Commanders! The Tanks move in, dealing 6,000 damage to the Outer Gears! The Medics accompany the Tanks, restoring 10,000 of their HP. They deal 5,000 damage to the Furniture Fort. Lastly, the Entity Buster moves in and deals 20,000 damage to the Fondoobile!
Basically, everyone here is trying to defend a colossal tree playing a record player for a few turns while an evil psychic troll alien tries to kill us. The Godmodder isn't involved right now.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
/nullpost
Welcome omnibomb and macnor
omni: you don't need to do slash commands, just state what you do. Although I guess your thing works too. Also, we're in the middle of a big fight that you might want to participate in.
mac: Yeah... I tried that. You'll have to break the first block first.
Oh and twin, I did a quick edit to my post so as to respond to talist without going over the limit, just a warning.
I switch the PLUG PULLER for the PAULENTA'S X-BLADE, and use it in BOW FORM to get rid of those snipers.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/??
Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 11/20
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Paulenta's X-Blade
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Show Psilog:
I'm new here. Does anyone know how you change the name of a spoiler?
I'm AG
Unfortunately, no. Welcome!
I dig into the ground. I then sprout from the ground, hitting a few random Crockercorp machines.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
-3 / 22- Timeshift Future
-3 / 40- AMP Unit (?)
I use the -SACRED POOLBALLS-. The summoned member of the Felt will attack the drones with the highest attack value.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Blue Halo Armor || Widow's Black Matter 1/??
Iron Web && Blue Halo Armor 1/??
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 12/20
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Paulenta's X-Blade
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I think the reason not stopping the invasion right here would be a game over is because everyone is just TIRED of dealing with the invasion. If we didn't eliminate the last few guys left here, WHO KNOWS how long we could be cleaning up the last few remnants? Besides, isn't the first block going to do something about the actual invasion itself, that is to say, repair the fourth wall? Or did I miss something there?
/null
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Special Delivery 2/5
(Helmsman 2/X)
Meh, the thing is, the crockercorp fleet is done for. I mean, I know we still have to clean it up, but think about it. We're up against the flagship. Robomonkey and co. completely obliterated everything else. Even if you lose this fight, the invasion is done for. She's literally throwing the last shreds of her troops at you guys now. It would take her till the 10 godmodder HP left zone to have enough of a fleet to actually mean something. Remember, it took her centuries to make the one she showed up with, and the muggles tore it down in a matter of hours. Think of how fast we would go through it.
Whichever way it goes. We've already killed everything. There's no comeback for the Condesce in this thread.
@ninja: welcome to the thread newbie! Glad to have you here. And you're doing pretty good considering how new you are. Well done.
@ Erelye:
Good. I am glad to see we can agree on this.
I +3 trade with modpack
40/40
14/15 x3
Everything continues as it was before, with all of my forces unloading obscene amounts of fire power into the first block.
Tricky somehow jumps into Yggdrasil itself, the improbability drive in his brain somehow allowing him to bypass the 'pure intent' enchantments. But instead of going for the first block, he goes after the players, disrupting attacks by eating and clawing as many players protecting Yggdrasil as he can.
EDIT: entity actions:
Wilson loops the rope around Tricky, Suddenly, the white fire that makes up Tricky's aura flares up, burning the rope to ash. Tricky has changed targets: Wilson.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Raspberry Pi: 8/10
Tippi: 15/20.
Count Bleck: 15/20.
Upgrade: 14/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 8/40.
Nimble Core: 7/10.
I don't suffer from evilness. I suffer from corruption trying to take over. And failing horribly.
Just watch out for our secret weapon...
NO. BAD CORRUPTION. Thanks for the Portable Infusion Altar. I will take good care of it. I can now infuse some TEMPUS and a CLOCK into my tubas... and...
1/20 TUBA UPGRADE: TIME.
Heh. Heh. You think you can get rid of me that easily null?
You think you can insult me that easily void?
Hmmmm... HEY. YUGELBMIN AKA CORRUPTED NIMBLEGUY. GET OUT HERE. YOU TOO PUKCAB AKA CORRUPTED BACKUP.
WE HAVE SOME NON-CORRUPTION TO TAKE CARE OF.
Well then. HEY. BILL CIPHER, NIMBLEGUY, AND BACKUP GET OVER HERE. GERBIL READY THE EMERGENCY CONTROL PANEL.
WAR STATUS: STARTING.
Well corruption. It looks like it is time.
For once, I agree.
Core System Services, will you-
FIRST, Lets see my secret weapon in this war. HEY. CORRUPTED MAINFRAME. GET OVER HERE.
RAWR.
Heh. The result of about 100,000 corrupted computers. How do you like us now?
ASDF JUST START IT ALREADY CORE SYSTEM SERVICES.
Starting in 3... 2... 1...
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: IIIII
EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIIII
HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 0/4
/me goes and grabs some strange looking books
1/40
EJF 30/40
Ammo 4/5 + 14 more (1 spent on Wilson) +3 from Leon.
Piono, are you saying I have pure intents? Because I don't, and neither does Wilson. I'm fighting because a) protection of the universe and all that stuff and B ) I want to get back to the battlefield because I want to iron out and summon some entity ideas I have. Wilson if fighting to get revenge, to prove himself, and to combat the loneliness.
Anyway, I finish off any of the tanks and if they are all dead I move on to the entity buster.
Count Wilson as using a 5 post charge if Tricky is allowed
The effects of The Grid were already wearing on Wilson. His body ached and his vision swam slightly. The constant noise of the battle was grinding at him as well from all 4 dimensions. But he couldn't faint now. He was stronger than that, he had to be. He didn't come all this way just to sit out a battle. He was going to take his knowledge and he was going to fight his first battle and he was going to prove himself. But prove himself to who? Not just the players but himself as well. (If Tricky is allowed) Wilson saw some strange clown running amuck in the player forces. Stopping that would be a good way of attracting attention. He felt that he would probably be able to handle it, at least distract it. After getting some rope, Wilson spent a while doing some preparation. He laid the rope out flat and flayed the edges a little. Harnessing more electric power than he had ever done before and resisting the shocks that gave, Wilson charged one end of the rope with a positive charge and the other with a negative charge. He then connected the two ends and they bound together magnetically. Wilson then tied a knot over it for good measure. He tied another rope to this one and put a loop at the end. The loop went around a large rock on the edge of the abyss of Yggrasil. Now, time for action. After waiting for an ideal time, Wilson threw the open end of the rope around the clown and then activated his little trap by flinging gravity at the rock on the other side. The rock fell off the edge of the abyss and so pulled the rest of the rope with it. And because the other side of the rope was around the clown, Tricky got yanked off into the abyss as well. This form of magic was far better than any others Wilson had seen just due to how open it was.
Edit to respond to Piono's edit: Wilson's action should beat yours because his was a 5 post charge and yours was an instant thing. My attack also had more description text than your counter did. And finally, I'm not really sure if you're allowed to do time traveling edit counters like that. But even if Twin declares all three of those null, good luck trying to kill Wilson. According to the game, he is basically immortal.
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with any AG x2
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! And also welcome.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I stand stock still and look at the assembled ships shooting at Yggdrasil. Some of them. They seem... so... familiar...
"Run script Techscan, searching for any links to Engietech."
*10 seconds later*
[SCRIPT COMPLETE. RESULT: POSITIVE.]
"This is unforgivable."
(Edit: meet the bad formatting system.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
2/40
"Only through war can true peace be achieved"
-A. Quoted Person3/40
Alchemy LV. 7 (PS3 AND MACHINE GUN): 3/20ON HOLD.Infinity Terabyte Overload Malware Bomb (originally blackhole bomb): 40/40!
I use the Malware Bomb on the Crockercorp ships.
I'll be making my great escape now!
All Crockercorp Drones are more like cyborgs than true robots! And Sappers don't work on organic material...
How can you hack into an armored Tank?
The fireball misses the Snipers entirely! It appears that they run on some sort of cloaking technology!
Well yeah, obviously everyone here has varying levels of "purity". But in this case, being "pure" means that you will use the First Block for a righteous task! Those who attack it won't do such a thing, and as such aren't permitted in Yggdrasil. However, it seems that something is disabling this feature to allow the Crockercorp Drones passage through here... But what could have such a power?
8 Mk. I Drones killed!
You miss!
9 Mk. I Drones killed!
...Seriously? You've got to read them! They're important! And no, he's alive.
They all are destroyed thanks to the Curse of Repetitiveness!
4 Mk. II Drones killed!
You attempt to shoot a Sniper, but miss!
10,000 damage to a Tank! 5 Mk. I and Mk. II Drones killed!
5,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
Generic Killer Robots and Fire Command Mechs added!
The Shield is destroyed by Tank Fire!
It's Twin. Now and forever.
Mk. I Drone killed!
3 Mk. II Drones killed!
750 damage to an Elite!
Alright.
You claim Shock and Awe!
4,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
You kill two of the three Snipers!
+2,000 Dragonfly HP! Its Integrities are too far gone... They can't be repaired.
Well, that actually clears it up quite a bit. Thanks!
It your decision to use it when you did. I'm not compensating. Using it on a fresh wave of enemies at the beginning of a turn would have been wiser.
I didn't mean that as a statement directed at you. I mean that literally every item found in Scratch's Manor isn't here anymore, back on GodCraft!
7,500 damage to a Tank!
8,000 damage to all five Tanks!
The Battleship isn't inside of Yggdrasil, it's hovering right near it. It sends its Drones into the Tree through the explosions its made in the surface.
Furniture Fort added!
fseftr's next attack will mini-crit!
Upon connecting to the network, you are immediately ejected, with waves upon waves of coding filling your head, mostly binary and some hex! It appears that something is obfuscating the network that the Drones run on to the outside world...
It's still there. You're just pretty far away from it.
7 Mk. II Drones killed!
Ancient of Minecraftia added! Its HP will be nerfed.
You head to the far end of the tree and view the Battleship. It is huge, as big as ten standard Crockercorp Ships put together, with menacing cannons, railguns, and assorted weapons throughout the hull. There does not appear to be anyone or anything, bar the Condesce, who is watching the players from the bridge of the ship. While viewing her, she appears to flicker out of existence for a moment. Interesting...
10 Mk. I and Mk. II Drones killed!
+7,500 HP to the Fondoobile!
When are you going to stop challenging nearly everything I do and say as a Game Master? Honestly! It's getting pretty annoying that I can't say one thing, make one action, without you telling me how it should go differently or that I've made a mistake.
I actually intended for there to be multiple Crockercorp Ships to fight, but decided against it, since it was easier to draw only one Ship in the 'FINAL ROUND' picture. (Yes, I drew that basically from scratch.) It has next to NOTHING to do with the plot, and I just chose it because it was easier.
You're not simply "forced out" by the enchantments! If you want to go against the players and attack the First Block, which is what you were specifically told to NOT do, then technically you are disrupting a forum game, which is against the forum rules. So, if you insist on doing this, then I'm going to have to ask you to leave until Act 2 is over.
You eat your Candy Corn! The next attack you do will have x3 effectiveness! +2,000 HP to the Dragonfly!
3 Elites killed! 5 Mk. I Drones killed!
You cannot drain any energy from the First Block! Even the smallest amount would fry a Minecraft avatar... Its energy was forged at the beginning of creation, transformed from raw void into life. To use it in your own body would be to inject yourself with the blood of creation. It is too sacred.
1 Mk. I Drone killed!
What Nexus Ships?
1,000 damage to all Tanks! 2,000 damage to the Entity Buster! Remaining Sniper killed!
5 Mk. II Drones killed!
Welcome!
6,000 damage to the Entity Buster!
Oddly, it seems that the Helmsman is not on this Battleship, as is nearly all of the crew! Perhaps the Condesce decided she no longer needed him? But why would that be? Could she have found an alternative?
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The only ground is a narrow platform!
You use the Sacred Pool Balls! Trace added!
5 Mk. II Drones killed!
You didn't miss anything.
2 Mk. I Drones killed! 1 Elite killed!
There are no Sniper Drones left, but the Spaghetti Monster Bust knocks off of a wall and flies straight onto the Entity Buster, dealing 6,000 damage!
Finally! Here we go!
Welcome! Besides charging, perhaps you should help further the plot and attack the remaining Crockercorp Troops...
6,000 damage to a Tank!
Well. Looks like they had some... inspiration.
Two Tanks destroyed!
The Scratch continues to progress around the surface of the First Block, now having reached a rough halfway point. Not badly damaged all, it works at nearly optimal efficiency! Keep it up!
All Neutrals and AGs deal 12,000 damage to a Tank and the Entity Buster!
The Battleship continues to spawn enemy units, reinforcing the ones previously spawned, and creating hordes of new ones! The Mk. I, Mk. II, and Elite Drones destroy the Dragonfly and all Valkyrie Drones! However, they lose 5 of each unit in the process. The Snipers destroy the remaining two Concentric Circles, effectively removing all stable ground for the players to stand on! They now move down to the bottom of the Block, where there are a few rotating platforms stationed around the Outer Gears.
The Crockercorp Mites destroy all Generic Killer Robots and their Commanders! The Tanks move in, dealing 6,000 damage to the Outer Gears! The Medics accompany the Tanks, restoring 10,000 of their HP. They deal 5,000 damage to the Furniture Fort. Lastly, the Entity Buster moves in and deals 20,000 damage to the Fondoobile!
Yggdrasil:
The First Block: Scratch Progress - //////////////////// 50% Concentric Circles: 0/0. Outer Gears: 24,000/30,000. (x2.) Inner Gears: 40,000/40,000. (x3.) Tuning Fork: 150,000/150,000.
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Passives: x2 attack bonus.
Fondoobile: [AG] HP: 46,500/80,000.
Furniture Fort: [AG] HP: 25,000/30,000.
Ancient of Minecraftia: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Trace: [AG]
Crockercorp Drone Mk. I: HP: 100/100. (x34.) ATK: 100.
Crockercorp Drone Mk. II: HP: 500/500. (x36.) ATK: 250.
Crockercorp Mite: 10/10. (x10,000.) ATK: 1.
Crockercorp Drone Elite: HP: 250/1,000. (x45.) ATK: 500.
Crockercorp Drone Sniper: HP: 500/500. (x4.) ATK: 7,000.
Crockercorp Tank: HP: 38,000/50,000. ATK: 2,000.
Crockercorp Tank: HP: 60,000/50,000. (x2.) ATK: 2,000.
Crockercorp Medic: HP: 10,000/10,000. (x10.) ATK: 500. Passives: Can heal Crockercorp units.
Crockercorp Entity Buster: HP: 71,000/100,000. ATK: 5,000. Passives: 4x damage against player-made entities.
Scoreboard:
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Leonstar0: [AG]
ninjatwist321: [AG]
ManiacMasteR: [AG]
Talist: [AG]
Irecreeper: [AG]
Amperz4nd: [AG]
TT2000: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
pionoplayer: [AG]
TheLordErelye: [AG] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
Aegis-A095: [AG]
Nimbleguy: [AG]
5l1n65h07: [N]
engie_ninja: [N] FINALE OPERANDI: 3/4
DemonicDaVinci: [N]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
K4yne: [PG]
fseftr: [PG] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
The_Serpent: [PG]
Sacred Items:
10 Elf Tears / 25 Hog Slop / 11 Pie Filling / 10 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
I make the Godmodder explode.
Complipedia
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Welcome omnibomb and macnor
omni: you don't need to do slash commands, just state what you do. Although I guess your thing works too. Also, we're in the middle of a big fight that you might want to participate in.
mac: Yeah... I tried that. You'll have to break the first block first.
Oh and twin, I did a quick edit to my post so as to respond to talist without going over the limit, just a warning.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.