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I was fairly confident that we would kill English. Although what I thought would happen was the same thing to happen to Scratch when he first came down to the battlefield. We would hit him enough until his hp bar was shown. But still, why would you attack the Block?
40 post charge activate
I rush up to the collection of tanks and leap onto the first one. But instead of grabbing onto it, I kick through its armor and backflip myself onto the next tank. My claws puncture the tank's armor and I slide down the side of the tank while keeping my claws in it to rip it open. I then slash left and right to destroy the tank farther before jumping up over the next tank. I land on top of it and stomp onto it. I slash an X into the top of the tank and finally stomp into the middle of the X with all my strength to shatter the top of the tank.
Count Wilson as attacking with a 5 post charge.
Why did he deserve this armor? It was strange that the armor already fit him. At least his plan of getting attention was working. But whatever the reason for this armor, he had forgotten to thank the player who gave it to him. He would have to find some way of doing so afterwards. And, back to the actual battle. With a constant stream of energy, Wilson could try bigger things. He did the same trick of harnessing positive and negative magnetic forces, but this time he applied the opposite charges to two nearby small robots. They got pulled together with enough force to shatter and crumble into dust. Well, that's what it felt like to Wilson. What really happened was that they got stuck together and lost the ability to fly so they tumbled off into the depths of Yigrasil.
Also, so, how did that massive plane even fit in here? And wouldn't the ship not be able to enter the tree for not having "pure" intents?
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2
"...Darn. At least these enemies are robotic. I can try..."
I immediately connect to the Entity Destroyer's network and begin mashing random codes in the hope that I can find a Kill Code, or at least just flood the information pathways and lag it to death or something.
"Okay, S-W-O-R-D-F-I-S-H... Password rejected. These guys are genre savvy enough to not set the passwords of this thing to any of the usual ones..."
I use the SUPER SHOT on the ULTRA SHOT, which propels it so it can gain more momentum before hitting the HYPER SHOT, sending it flying towards the Drone Mk. II army. It then explodes.
I +3 trade with Talist
- 2x 2x 20/20
18/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
I combine 2 20/20 charges into one 40/40 charge and expend it. 40/40 Yggdrasil: Awaken
Golden energy flows out from myself into the great tree. The tree begins to glow in response as every limb, root and leaf writhes and squirms. It's heartwood then absorbs all the golden energy until it glows as bright as the sun. The Ancient has awoken, it is ready to defend itself.
Yggdrasil: Ancient of Minecraftia (YAM)
HP 111,111/111,111
Allied: AG
Skill: Active control over all defense mechanisms, as a result has ironbark and steeleaf shielding.
(Phew... well there goes my 40/40 charge)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I am typing on an iPad, so that's why there are so many lines between my stuff. I can't Shift-Return/Enter. Anyways, I throw an extremely long grappling hook and grab onto the Crockercorp ship. Once there, I head into the bomber's cockpit and take the co-bomber seat. I fire dozens of missiles into Yggdrassil. If not possible, I just explore the ship.
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I'm going to be gone for a day or two here, so here's a final leetle' thang' ta' play with...
Solar Laser Strike 4/4
With a noise similar to a giant florescent light switching on through a subwoofer, a massive beam of white light, thirty miles across, burns through the atmosphere, and incinerates all the things. *BZAP* BWWWOOOOOM!
Well, of course you would be fairly confident we would kill Lord English, just like I was fairly confident I couldn't take the deudly magnum. Because it's a forum game with a plot. However, if you didn't know that, you probably wouldn't be so optimistic. The reason I attacked the block, is because I'd rather the server not be reset or whatever. I doubt this scratch will do that, but I don't know that for sure. And while it's true that my character is not actually in the Minecraft server like some others are, and thus will not be directly affected, he does have investments to protect here. And plans.
You know what, even though I no longer have a split, I'm still going to have my character or whatever stuff talk in blue. Just for convenience.
I trade with k4yne
40/40 x2
5/15
Speaking of plans... I've been considering sending some of my own forces here for a while, but intra-universal travel takes quite a while. Good thing there was this whole Scratch's manor thing, which gave plenty of time for my ships to cross the outer ring. Or as we call it, "Extra-Universal Space". Doesn't quite slide off your tongue. They are right outside this universe at this moment, just waiting until the Scratch completes and it is safe to enter.
Back to square one?
I didn't see the crockercorp fleet come back stronger,
What I see is )(er Imperious Condescension pulling her back-up forces out from behind the scenes and making a desperate attack on the first block to try and avoid getting wiped out of existence.
Admittedly so that she can continue the Invasion later, but I would like to point out that without large amounts of time-travel abuse, she literally cannot recover from the battle we are currently in, she's down to the last of her troops right here, you can tell because she hasn't thrown hundreds of ships at us. If she had those hundreds of ships, she would be using them. This is desperation. As such, we would be safe for quite a while, because she would not have the opportunity to abuse time travel to rebuild her fleet. I have two TARDISs remember? I can track time-travelers and shoot her down if she tries something like that, and judging by the fact that she did not use time-travel abuse, her Employer has already warned her of this.
Now, on to the subject of pure intent: I would like to point out that quite a few of our players cannot attest to having pure intent. The least of them being pretty much everyone but Talist. Engie breaks universes for fun. Fseftr is pro-godmodder, nimble suffers from severe evilness, and modpack is dedicated to chaos.
Not to mention, if that's the case, then how in the world did The Condesce find them? If the Condesce could find them, piono and the Serpent can. If nothing else just by virtue of The Condesce shooting at them. Piono's an interdimensional traveler and has spent decades learning how to get around things like that. He does have a pure intent. It is purely for his own gain, nothing to muddy that intent anywhere in sight. The serpent has an excuse though.
She's a troll. If the scratch happens, she could potentially be wiped out along with the Invasion. Its not just her minecraft avatar who's at stake here. Its her life.
Piono has quite a lot riding on this, and I would like to point out that it is quite possible for this to end with the first block not being defended for the various reasons above without us having a game over.
Besides I'm fairly confident that the others could win this even with me and The_Serpent interfering.
With that having been said.
+3 trade with aegis
36/40
10/15 x3
After being forced out Yggdrasil by the enchantments...
Grr... We've got to get around this.
Yes. The same way Meenah is.
Ranged attacks. Phobos, get us up there! Got it.
Me and alternate piono are beamed up to the Nexus ships.
The Nexus ships don't bother will building up to the finishing.
Suddenly, massive numbers of all the Project Nexus troops appear on the trees surrounding Yggdrasil for a massive distance. grunts, 1337 agents, G03LMs, ATP agents, the works. There are even experimentals and a handful of units that weren't even on the original roster.
All of them begin firing on Yggdrasil and the First Block.
The Nexus ships suddenly open up with a large variety of missiles and lasers, these too begin firing, unleashing an absolutely massive barrage upon the First Block that doesn't seem to have an end.
Both Dimentios begin circling the tree, getting close to openings and sending well-timed blasts of time-vortex energy directly into the first block.
Me and alternate piono stand on the deck of the largest crockercorp ship. Ready?
Ready.
We both pull out our giga guns, loaded up with boolits, and unleash an obscenely large amount of bullets and missiles to add to the waves of fire and shrapnel already pounding the forces inside the great tree.
I am not going to let this happen.
I may not be willing to rip this world open to do it, but the deaths of a few minecraftians who will just respawn anyways and the destruction of the first block are a small price to pay to keep my plans intact.
As this is going on, I ring up )(er Imperious Condescension. Ms. Peixes? W)(at? You might want to try harder. You don't have time for dramatic build. This is going to wipe you out of existence if you don't stop it. You want to send all your troops. That's all.
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Hmmm... I wonder if... No. Wait a second...
Suddenly, a very large storm cloud appears. It begins pouring down rain. Lightning will hit random hostile entities due to a slight... alteration I made to the storm. I use the fading energy of my Finale to summon an Examineizer! It will attempt to eat anything hostile.
Aha! Let's see here. We have a Pnumonic Hyperfork connected to a tuning device... and a beacon port! Excellent!
I drain a slight bit of energy from the First Block to energize myself and everyone else. As such, we will get a small buff of which the type is unknown, but it shall be positive.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I +3 trade with K4yne
38/40
12/15 x3
The forces of Project Nexus continue to open fire.
Both the dimentios keep up their stream of harassment.
Alternate piono continues his precision-sniping of the pro-first block forces with the giga gun. Yes, he's sniping with a gun firing at those speeds.
I give The_Serpent something.
A copy of Danger: High Voltage.
Here, you can borrow this. Use it well.
Blow those suckers out of the air.
I don't have enough forces fielded yet, I don't have the central lab of Project Nexus in the firing line, I doubt that current Dimentio will take enough damage to the TARDIS to be significant, and the worst that will happen is a time-reset. Me and alternate piono will both respawn, and future alternate dimentio's already verified that he's dead by the end of this battle no matter what we do.
I think its time to call in the clown.
Tricky: Hp: ??? Flaw: Undiscovered. Probability Integrity: 75%
Hello Tricky.
Welcome back.
You remember what Tricky does.
Tricky is directing the power of the probability integrity decrease into interfering with attacks against my troops.
If you are wondering what the clown is doing back here, I would like to draw your attention to three things.
1. Tricky was stated to be able to survive two rounds from Hank. He only received one.
2. Tricky's flaw was not uncovered. It is not in fact the improbability drive.
3. Tricky has joker immunity worse than the joker himself, to the point of surviving the chunky salsa rule.
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As the storm rages about, a stray bolt may or may not hit a completely random entity. That appears to be the cause.
Hmmm... where did my Portable Infusion Altar go? Here it is. Nimble, you might need this, and as such, are free to use it whenever you wish.
A fleet of starships come out of FTL travel. The flagship attempts to make contact with the Nexus ships. Onboard the bridge command sits a hooded man. If they connect to the Nexus ships without any interference, they ask what is going on with this invasion and why it is happening as such.
What? Ene croan verithium! You are not supposed to-
A drone guns me from behind. Luckily, it bounces off due to some interdimensional shenanigans. I fire a constant stream of energy-less antimatter at the drone.
It has begun.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
The fleet reaches the Nexus flagship without any interference, he sees a large hulking figure.
Phobos. I'm not invading, I'm doing as my commander tells me. Several of my comrades and various plans would be wiped out by this Scratch. As such, we cannot allow it. I hope you understand. The Condesce no longer presents a significant threat. We have more than enough firepower to remove her from the picture due to various weapons we have. Instead, our priority lies within protecting our own assets. Do not stand in our way and you will not be gunned down. Unfortunately, I cannot speak for any of the three clowns on the field. You might want to avoid them, as that is the safest thing to do.
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I snap my fingers. The tanks, snipers, and the entity buster are now in lava. I use this to poor water into the lava, turning it into obsidian... with them in it.
ASPECTS OF A MANIAC: 17/40
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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Ammo 0/5 + 15 more (1 spent) 3 trade with Aegis.
I was fairly confident that we would kill English. Although what I thought would happen was the same thing to happen to Scratch when he first came down to the battlefield. We would hit him enough until his hp bar was shown. But still, why would you attack the Block?
40 post charge activate
I rush up to the collection of tanks and leap onto the first one. But instead of grabbing onto it, I kick through its armor and backflip myself onto the next tank. My claws puncture the tank's armor and I slide down the side of the tank while keeping my claws in it to rip it open. I then slash left and right to destroy the tank farther before jumping up over the next tank. I land on top of it and stomp onto it. I slash an X into the top of the tank and finally stomp into the middle of the X with all my strength to shatter the top of the tank.
Count Wilson as attacking with a 5 post charge.
Why did he deserve this armor? It was strange that the armor already fit him. At least his plan of getting attention was working. But whatever the reason for this armor, he had forgotten to thank the player who gave it to him. He would have to find some way of doing so afterwards. And, back to the actual battle. With a constant stream of energy, Wilson could try bigger things. He did the same trick of harnessing positive and negative magnetic forces, but this time he applied the opposite charges to two nearby small robots. They got pulled together with enough force to shatter and crumble into dust. Well, that's what it felt like to Wilson. What really happened was that they got stuck together and lost the ability to fly so they tumbled off into the depths of Yigrasil.
Also, so, how did that massive plane even fit in here? And wouldn't the ship not be able to enter the tree for not having "pure" intents?
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
That armor fits because I summoned it out of nothing specifically for Wilson.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Wait, don't I have a fort?
-TURN 1/3-
-2 / 22- Timeshift Future
-2 / 40- AMP Unit (?)
I, through some weird shenanigans, summon my FURNITURE FORT! (now with weapons!)
[AG] Furniture Fort
HP: 30,000
Attack: Uses a light-chair-slingshot, dealing minor damage.
Special: Defends infantry-type units from attacks.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
1/9 PK Thunder
1/9 PK Fire
> K4yne: Offense buff fseftr.
I also put up a +3 trade.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I immediately connect to the Entity Destroyer's network and begin mashing random codes in the hope that I can find a Kill Code, or at least just flood the information pathways and lag it to death or something.
"Okay, S-W-O-R-D-F-I-S-H... Password rejected. These guys are genre savvy enough to not set the passwords of this thing to any of the usual ones..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Jungle Ritual: 32/40
I try to figure out what happened to the previous battlefield, the Godmodder, and all the work I did for it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
- 2x
2x 20/2018/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
I combine 2 20/20 charges into one 40/40 charge and expend it.
40/40 Yggdrasil: Awaken
Golden energy flows out from myself into the great tree. The tree begins to glow in response as every limb, root and leaf writhes and squirms. It's heartwood then absorbs all the golden energy until it glows as bright as the sun. The Ancient has awoken, it is ready to defend itself.
Yggdrasil: Ancient of Minecraftia (YAM)
HP 111,111/111,111
Allied: AG
Skill: Active control over all defense mechanisms, as a result has ironbark and steeleaf shielding.
(Phew... well there goes my 40/40 charge)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
20/20 health
???: 12/25
New Smiley: :
I am typing on an iPad, so that's why there are so many lines between my stuff. I can't Shift-Return/Enter. Anyways, I throw an extremely long grappling hook and grab onto the Crockercorp ship. Once there, I head into the bomber's cockpit and take the co-bomber seat. I fire dozens of missiles into Yggdrassil. If not possible, I just explore the ship.
Oh no
Solar Laser Strike 4/4
With a noise similar to a giant florescent light switching on through a subwoofer, a massive beam of white light, thirty miles across, burns through the atmosphere, and incinerates all the things. *BZAP* BWWWOOOOOM!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Well, of course you would be fairly confident we would kill Lord English, just like I was fairly confident I couldn't take the deudly magnum. Because it's a forum game with a plot. However, if you didn't know that, you probably wouldn't be so optimistic. The reason I attacked the block, is because I'd rather the server not be reset or whatever. I doubt this scratch will do that, but I don't know that for sure. And while it's true that my character is not actually in the Minecraft server like some others are, and thus will not be directly affected, he does have investments to protect here. And plans.
You know what, even though I no longer have a split, I'm still going to have my character or whatever stuff talk in blue. Just for convenience.
I trade with k4yne
40/40 x2
5/15
Speaking of plans... I've been considering sending some of my own forces here for a while, but intra-universal travel takes quite a while. Good thing there was this whole Scratch's manor thing, which gave plenty of time for my ships to cross the outer ring. Or as we call it, "Extra-Universal Space". Doesn't quite slide off your tongue. They are right outside this universe at this moment, just waiting until the Scratch completes and it is safe to enter.
I didn't see the crockercorp fleet come back stronger,
What I see is )(er Imperious Condescension pulling her back-up forces out from behind the scenes and making a desperate attack on the first block to try and avoid getting wiped out of existence.
Admittedly so that she can continue the Invasion later, but I would like to point out that without large amounts of time-travel abuse, she literally cannot recover from the battle we are currently in, she's down to the last of her troops right here, you can tell because she hasn't thrown hundreds of ships at us. If she had those hundreds of ships, she would be using them. This is desperation. As such, we would be safe for quite a while, because she would not have the opportunity to abuse time travel to rebuild her fleet. I have two TARDISs remember? I can track time-travelers and shoot her down if she tries something like that, and judging by the fact that she did not use time-travel abuse, her Employer has already warned her of this.
Now, on to the subject of pure intent: I would like to point out that quite a few of our players cannot attest to having pure intent. The least of them being pretty much everyone but Talist. Engie breaks universes for fun. Fseftr is pro-godmodder, nimble suffers from severe evilness, and modpack is dedicated to chaos.
Not to mention, if that's the case, then how in the world did The Condesce find them? If the Condesce could find them, piono and the Serpent can. If nothing else just by virtue of The Condesce shooting at them. Piono's an interdimensional traveler and has spent decades learning how to get around things like that. He does have a pure intent. It is purely for his own gain, nothing to muddy that intent anywhere in sight. The serpent has an excuse though.
She's a troll. If the scratch happens, she could potentially be wiped out along with the Invasion. Its not just her minecraft avatar who's at stake here. Its her life.
Piono has quite a lot riding on this, and I would like to point out that it is quite possible for this to end with the first block not being defended for the various reasons above without us having a game over.
Besides I'm fairly confident that the others could win this even with me and The_Serpent interfering.
With that having been said.
+3 trade with aegis
36/40
10/15 x3
After being forced out Yggdrasil by the enchantments...
Grr...
We've got to get around this.
Yes. The same way Meenah is.
Ranged attacks.
Phobos, get us up there!
Got it.
Me and alternate piono are beamed up to the Nexus ships.
The Nexus ships don't bother will building up to the finishing.
Suddenly, massive numbers of all the Project Nexus troops appear on the trees surrounding Yggdrasil for a massive distance. grunts, 1337 agents, G03LMs, ATP agents, the works. There are even experimentals and a handful of units that weren't even on the original roster.
All of them begin firing on Yggdrasil and the First Block.
The Nexus ships suddenly open up with a large variety of missiles and lasers, these too begin firing, unleashing an absolutely massive barrage upon the First Block that doesn't seem to have an end.
Both Dimentios begin circling the tree, getting close to openings and sending well-timed blasts of time-vortex energy directly into the first block.
Me and alternate piono stand on the deck of the largest crockercorp ship.
Ready?
Ready.
We both pull out our giga guns, loaded up with boolits, and unleash an obscenely large amount of bullets and missiles to add to the waves of fire and shrapnel already pounding the forces inside the great tree.
I am not going to let this happen.
I may not be willing to rip this world open to do it, but the deaths of a few minecraftians who will just respawn anyways and the destruction of the first block are a small price to pay to keep my plans intact.
As this is going on, I ring up )(er Imperious Condescension.
Ms. Peixes?
W)(at?
You might want to try harder.
You don't have time for dramatic build.
This is going to wipe you out of existence if you don't stop it.
You want to send all your troops.
That's all.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
5/9 PK Thunder
2/9 PK Fire
Putting up another +3 trade.
> K4yne: Eat your Candy Corn and patch up a random entity with the bandage.
Gotta get rid of these items i got from
MY!the manor.Also, i am writing a book, called "Running Gags - Why you should have them even if other people think they are not funny!".
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Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
2/40
Hmmm... I wonder if... No. Wait a second...
Suddenly, a very large storm cloud appears. It begins pouring down rain. Lightning will hit random hostile entities due to a slight... alteration I made to the storm. I use the fading energy of my Finale to summon an Examineizer! It will attempt to eat anything hostile.
Aha! Let's see here. We have a Pnumonic Hyperfork connected to a tuning device... and a beacon port! Excellent!
I drain a slight bit of energy from the First Block to energize myself and everyone else. As such, we will get a small buff of which the type is unknown, but it shall be positive.
38/40
12/15 x3
The forces of Project Nexus continue to open fire.
Both the dimentios keep up their stream of harassment.
Alternate piono continues his precision-sniping of the pro-first block forces with the giga gun. Yes, he's sniping with a gun firing at those speeds.
I give The_Serpent something.
A copy of Danger: High Voltage.
Here, you can borrow this. Use it well.
Blow those suckers out of the air.
I don't have enough forces fielded yet, I don't have the central lab of Project Nexus in the firing line, I doubt that current Dimentio will take enough damage to the TARDIS to be significant, and the worst that will happen is a time-reset. Me and alternate piono will both respawn, and future alternate dimentio's already verified that he's dead by the end of this battle no matter what we do.
I think its time to call in the clown.
I̹̖͂̅͂͂᷅͏͕͔͒͂ͨ̽͂'͔̜̰̻̩ͥ͂͂ͤ̾͂͆͂᷀͡M̴̵̘᷿̜͂̏͂̆͂̐̏͂͢͠ ᷊̺̬᷿̟̳͂᷾͂̑ͣ᷆͂̑͂B̢̝̰᷊̪̤̩͓͂͂͂̒͂̔ͅA̷͇͖̬̼̫᷅͂̄͂̿̾͂̂͂C̛̰̪̝̲ͫ͂͑͂̿ͫ͂͂̚͝K͍͍᷁͂̆̈͂́̏᷅͂̋᷁̓͂!̷̢̤͈̭̪̮ͥ͂͂͂ͭͥ͂ͫ ̶̢̧̛̳̪͂ͮ᷁͂̌͂̈͂̐D͖͎͇͕͉͂͊̀͂̾͂̏͂͘̕I̴̤̻̦̦ͭ͂̏ͥ͂͂ͥ͂͂ͅD̞͓̱̼̀͂͐͂᷁̇͂͗᷀͂̀ ͎᷂͔͔̠̮̪͂͂͗͂͛͂͟ͅA͖ͪ͂᷆͂᷇͝͏̸͓̙͂͑͂̍Ņ̵᷂͉͎̥̲̲͂ͭ̈́̿͂᷾ͤ͂̌ͭ͂̅͂̋͂Y͕͙̘̠̱̘͂ͣͪ̇͂͂̏͂̎O̶̝̖͓̤͇̊͂͂͂̑̆͂͘͟N̟᷂̟͕̼͂͗͂᷅᷃͂̔᷀͂ͤE̦᷊᷂̱͂́͂ͣ͂᷄͂̕͟͡ͅ ̧̧̤᷀͂̈́͂͂ͩ᷀͂᷃̆͂ͮM͓̙̠͈̺͍ͧ͂ͤ͂͗͛͂ͤ͂I̸᷂̦͖͂᷆̈́͂᷁͂̂̒͂͢͟S̱̮͂᷇̈͂ͣͭ͂᷄̌͂͊̚͞S̢͙᷿͈͂᷁͂̽ͥͤ͂ͧ͂͂̚ ̔͂̔͏̵̮̜̯̇͂ͣ͂̈́͂ͅM̶̻̪̬̖͂̀̍͂ͤ̾͂᷇̐͂Ẹ̻͖͔̠̩᷀͂̃͂̄͂̃͂̚?̡̣̝͓͂͌̄͂͌͂᷀͒͂͢͠
Tricky: Hp: ??? Flaw: Undiscovered. Probability Integrity: 75%
Hello Tricky.
Welcome back.
You remember what Tricky does.
Tricky is directing the power of the probability integrity decrease into interfering with attacks against my troops.
If you are wondering what the clown is doing back here, I would like to draw your attention to three things.
1. Tricky was stated to be able to survive two rounds from Hank. He only received one.
2. Tricky's flaw was not uncovered. It is not in fact the improbability drive.
3. Tricky has joker immunity worse than the joker himself, to the point of surviving the chunky salsa rule.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
3/40
As the storm rages about, a stray bolt may or may not hit a completely random entity. That appears to be the cause.
Hmmm... where did my Portable Infusion Altar go? Here it is. Nimble, you might need this, and as such, are free to use it whenever you wish.
A fleet of starships come out of FTL travel. The flagship attempts to make contact with the Nexus ships. Onboard the bridge command sits a hooded man. If they connect to the Nexus ships without any interference, they ask what is going on with this invasion and why it is happening as such.
What? Ene croan verithium! You are not supposed to-
A drone guns me from behind. Luckily, it bounces off due to some interdimensional shenanigans. I fire a constant stream of energy-less antimatter at the drone.
It has begun.
AKA: plot stuff, not actions.
The fleet reaches the Nexus flagship without any interference, he sees a large hulking figure.
Phobos.
I'm not invading, I'm doing as my commander tells me.
Several of my comrades and various plans would be wiped out by this Scratch.
As such, we cannot allow it.
I hope you understand.
The Condesce no longer presents a significant threat.
We have more than enough firepower to remove her from the picture due to various weapons we have.
Instead, our priority lies within protecting our own assets.
Do not stand in our way and you will not be gunned down.
Unfortunately, I cannot speak for any of the three clowns on the field.
You might want to avoid them, as that is the safest thing to do.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
ASPECTS OF A MANIAC: 17/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
~ABOUT 45 MINUTES LATER.~
The drone has died because of battery life. Meanwhile, Pit finally noticed that the charging stopped and immediately unplugs his charger from it.
He then proceeds to smash any drones in his general vicinity out of pure spite.
We may want to give him a few anger management issues.
4/40
The hooded man responds.
"Nay, we are here to aid you. We caught sight of a war brewing, and we are here to help end it with the least amount of casualties as possible."
With that, the fleet turns, and also opens fire on the First Block and Yggdrasil.
They- what has *guttural screeching noise* most likely another language* done!?
I then fire another antimatter bolt at a random hostile entity. I stopped draining the First Block after feeling the blasts from the fleets.
Very well. If you wish to play this way, I am more than happy to comply.