Seeing as how I'm regaining health, I'm viewing that the fires work.
I toss a wooden plank through the Red Portal to see how this works.
When I'm trying to, however, something catches my eye from Realm of the Mad God: an Archon Sword!
Being a powerful sword pulsing with the magic of ancient beings, I put it to my side for it to serve as a melee weapon.
If this came from the Mad God, I thank him for his gift, and even if not, I thank him regardless.
Afterwards, I toss the Wooden Plank through the Red Portal, seeing what happens.
I've been so sorry for being inactive lately. I've been caught up in this Minecraft MMO, and it has a forum, so I apologize for being inactive. I'll try to be more active.
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Incident Report: SS254
Project SS disappeared with no trace en route to -Redacted-. Contact with the onboard AI ceased at -Redacted-. Due to the nature of Project SS, recovery is of the utmost importance. Admiral -Redacted- has been disciplined.
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Combat Operandi: Eye of the Storm: 6/25
Support Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 6/15
Combat Operandi: Impetus: 6/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 4/4
I use Great Cleave on the Handmaid to attempt to disarm her.
Hmm... if Minecraft was created in the real world, its universe is a sub-universe of the 'real' universe. So is Homestuck, because it was also made in the real world. If so, wouldn't the war be bleeding into the 'real' world?
I +3 trade with talist.
12/40 x4
12/20 x4
15/15 x4
2/5 x8
3/3 x15
A wooden plank comes through seemingly from midair and thumps engie on the head.
Aha... there's another portal.
I attempt to reach through the portal in the ender temple that ninjatwist's plank came through and pull talist and ninjatwist in here with the rest of us. We need those two and they're wasting time.
I put out a +3 trade
7/40 x4
7/20 x4
15/15 x4
5/5 x7
3/3 x14
Hmm...
Well. This might take a while.
I just hope some of the others get here.
piono pulls out broken uraniums umbrage and the giga gun.
We're almost out of this stupid place guys. We're almost out.
[size=medium]You equip BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. You cannot wield the GIGA GUN, a two-handed weapon, with only one hand.[/size]
I equip my hat. I then throw my old hat at the Handmaid. While he/she/it is distracted, I stab through the hat and stab the Handmaid in the abdomen.
[size=large]4/4[/size]
[size=medium]You equip your UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. You then throw the PYROMANCER'S MASK at THE HANDMAID. This does absolutely nothing whatsoever. She then quickly raises her wands and fires streams of light at you, impaling you. Critical hit. 12 damage.[/size]
"[size=medium]So many items, so little time to use them before Serena decides it’ll be fun to kill me over. Better use them now and die in the next turn.[/size]"
>USE (Mann Co. Key) (Scratched Mann Co. Box)
>USE (Finale Operandi Token)
>SHOOT (Handmaid)
[size=medium]You open the SCRATCHED MANN CO. CRATE. You unbox...[/size]
[size=large]> PITTHEANGEL: FINALE OPERANDI - [/size][size=large]GODSEND[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in cyan light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
[size=medium]It will take four of your posts to execute.[/size]
[size=large]1[/size][size=large]/4[/size]
[size=medium]5,000 damage to [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size].[/size]
x2 +3 trades available.
8/40 x4
8/20 x4
15/15 x4
5/5 x7
1/3 x15
Yup, just sitting here... waiting for the rest.
I start a chess game with engie.
Not Skaian chess, even prototype 1 would take longer than we have.
On second though, I guess we don't even have enough time for regular chess.
I opt for checkers instead.
Three way if nimble wishes to join.
conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
CA: engie! GA: What do you want now. CA: Would you like to start a chess game?
CA: Obviously not Skaian chess, even prototype 1 would take longer than we have. GA: Skaian...? You know what? Not going to ask. GA: Alright. I'll humour you. Here. Let's play. CA: Wait. On second thought, we don't have enough time for regular chess. GA: ...Alright then. CA: What about checkers? CA: Have you ever played checkers?
GA: Yes, mate. I've played checkers. Not in the mood right now, but... GA: Eh. Why not. CA: It could be a three-way if nimble wants to join. GA: That makes no sense at all. GA: I like it.
She's not YOUR Handmaid, Scratch. She's English's.
I give the Handmaid a speech. In Japanese, of course, since for some reason a troll speaks a language from another planet she didn't know existed.
Damara, please. You don't have to do this. You know you hate working for him, and just want to end this all. Well, now you have the opportunity. (As far as we know), your former caretaker Scratch doesn't have mind control and can't force you to do this. All he can do is threaten to kill you, but that's what you want, anyway. And I can tell you that you're not just some troll. You're a former player of SGrub. I'm sure you've heard of the game, what with all your time traveling. And that means that when you die, you can live on in dream bubbles, free of HIS influence. (Not HIM. English.) So please. Just let us pass.
(I don't actually mean any of that gorilla
If that doesn't work (I don't think it will), I resort to... FINALE OPERANDI!!!!!! Wait, no. I should save this. Instead, I use Hell's Instrument.
[size=medium]Ouch. TRANSLATION: Shut the gorilla up. As much as I detest working for this demon, I am under new management. The Employer rewards me for my services in ways that neither Scratch nor English ever did. Your methods of persuasion are useless against me. [/size]
[size=medium]7,500 damage to [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size].[/size]
I know. It's already at 4/4, or else at 3/4 if Twin/Scratch argues that the post where I forgot to say 2/4 doesn't count.
/NULL
[size=large]> THE_SERPENT: FINALE OPERANDI- THE UNAGI CATACYLSM[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in orchid light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
Haven't been keeping up with this as well as normal recently...I run into the final room and start using a final operandi token to charge up my final operandi! I also put the pocket alchemiter in the group inventory, which will hopefully allow everyone to use it.
1/4!
[size=large]>TT2000:FINALE OPERANDI-NIGHT OF GREEN SUN[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in dark-green light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
If I can leave the room, I go and get and return with the odd machine. If not, red barrels.
[size=medium]You already have the ODD MACHINE in your inventory. As such, you deal 7,500 damage to [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size].[/size]
Wh-what? Really? Thank you I suppose. The information in this side quest could be useful in interacting with Wilson... Hint.... Hint................... Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 1/40 x4
EJF (Engie justice fund): 7/40
Ammo charge 1/5 + 9 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Err... I had intended to send the egg via group inventory. But oh well, seems like this ender temple is simply to push me back towards the other temple.
Not for sale: Block of Gold, honey cake, bottle of coal dust(equipped)
I had originally intended Wilson to be a Darwin's Fox, a critically endangered species found off the coast of Chile. I wanted to leave little signs throughout this side questy thing so people reading it could eventually guess what type of a fox he actually is. There are two problems with this. First, the Darwin's Fox is really obscure and thus hard to find with Google unless you specifically search for it. And second, I discovered that they aren't actually foxes. They're basically small wolves. I've thus picked out an actual fox species. Although Wilson's color will have to be changed to fit. Everything else fits rather well though. Wow, I actually spend my time researching this kind of stuff.
"It will be some time before his fur recovers to its normal darkish grey golden brown." The color of sand.
+3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x1
[size=medium]The ENDER'S TEMPLE is meant to push you towards THE CORE, the final destination of THE BASEMENT. The WITHER'S TEMPLE served the same purpose.[/size]
So, a Handmaid? Must be a mean *Cough* nice lady if she's a greater threat than Noir...
Alrighty then, time to use things... Hmm... Power armor... Handrailmagnum... Sword... Shotgun... Lollichop... Nuclear bomb... Psio-Naetheric powers... What to use. What. To. Use.
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: QUICKDRAW. I raise one hand theatrically, my Handrailmagnum holstered at my side, turn around, take nine steps, turn, draw at the speed of AI controlled power armor, and empty all three rounds into the Handmaid.
Wait, three rounds? This thing got six shots! And you fired thr3e already, may as well reload now. {18 left in inv after reload} And I no7e you seem to be hurt, you may wi5h to heal. If it is warranted, we eat a golden apple.
{Or, wait, is she gonna make peace? Wasn't Talist or someone trying to calm her down? If he's succeeding, I do not use this as a battle technique, but as a combat operandi of nine charges.}
I attempt to slice the boss in half.
Inventory:
Diamond Sword (equipped)
Diamond Pickaxe
Iron Helmet (equipped)
Iron Chestplate (equipped)
Iron Leggings (equipped)
Iron Boots (equipped)
128 Torches
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
2 Chests
Hashmap Turntables
Piano
Guitar
TV
Computer
4 Records
Locked Suitcase
10 Paintings.
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]fires her wands at you before you can properly attack her, dealing 6 damage to you.[/size]
I rush into the Bedroom and swing the Halberd at the Handmaid. I then smash the DaVinci Aggressor at her, and fire syringes in her face while she's dazed by the attack.
Operandi: Eye of the Storm: 5/25
Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 5/15
Opernadi: Impetus: 5/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 2/4
Operandi: Eye of the Storm: 6/25
Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 6/15
Opernadi: Impetus: 6/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 2/4
I throw torches at the Handmaid and use Great Cleave on her using my Halberd.
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]disintegrates all of the TORCHES using a powerful spell, and then has ample time to block your GREAT CLEAVE.[/size]
Seeing as how I'm regaining health, I'm viewing that the fires work.
I toss a wooden plank through the Red Portal to see how this works.
When I'm trying to, however, something catches my eye from Realm of the Mad God: an Archon Sword!
Being a powerful sword pulsing with the magic of ancient beings, I put it to my side for it to serve as a melee weapon.
If this came from the Mad God, I thank him for his gift, and even if not, I thank him regardless.
Afterwards, I toss the Wooden Plank through the Red Portal, seeing what happens.
I've been so sorry for being inactive lately. I've been caught up in this Minecraft MMO, and it has a forum, so I apologize for being inactive. I'll try to be more active.
[size=medium]I specifically stated that you did not have enough supplies to start a fire in the first place, so there's no way that could have worked. The only reason you regained health was because of a global heal used by IRECREEPER.[/size]
[size=medium]It was already determined that anything that goes through the RED PORTAL comes out through THE CORE, the final area of THE BASEMENT. Right now, heading there is of utmost importance.[/size]
[size=medium]You equip an ARCHON SWORD. The Mad God has no sway here on the Alternian system. This could only have gotten here from another unlucky guest or it was covertly dropped here by myself.[/size]
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
14/14 Cura Special
I bottle the Cura Special and put it into my inventory! I also start a new one thanks to my trade with fseftr.
2/14 Cura Special
1x +3 trade
> K4yne: More hellspawnin' Handmaid. > R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
1x Bottled Cura Special
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]uses insanely quick reflexes to catch your arrow in midair.[/size]
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Incident Report: SS254
Project SS disappeared with no trace en route to -Redacted-. Contact with the onboard AI ceased at -Redacted-. Due to the nature of Project SS, recovery is of the utmost importance. Admiral -Redacted- has been disciplined.
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Combat Operandi: Eye of the Storm: 6/25
Support Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 6/15
Combat Operandi: Impetus: 6/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 4/4
I use Great Cleave on the Handmaid to attempt to disarm her.
Hmm... if Minecraft was created in the real world, its universe is a sub-universe of the 'real' universe. So is Homestuck, because it was also made in the real world. If so, wouldn't the war be bleeding into the 'real' world?
[size=medium]You use GREAT CLEAVE on [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size], disarming her. Her WANDS clatter to the floor. She then kicks you across the room and regains her composure nearly instantly, WANDS intact. She strikes you with a lightning bolt. You collide with the wall. 8 damage to you.[/size]
[size=medium]Think of the game of MINECRAFT as not a viewport to a sub-universe, but a portal to a much larger universe. In the same way, think of the comic of HOMESTUCK as not just a story told through panels, but windows showing events taking place in a larger still universe that permeates nearly all of time and space. These three universes, right now, are the most important locations in all of existence.[/size]
I +3 trade with talist.
12/40 x4
12/20 x4
15/15 x4
2/5 x8
3/3 x15
A wooden plank comes through seemingly from midair and thumps engie on the head.
Aha... there's another portal.
I attempt to reach through the portal in the ender temple that ninjatwist's plank came through and pull talist and ninjatwist in here with the rest of us. We need those two and they're wasting time.
[size=medium]The WOODEN PLANK comes flying out from the PORTAL and smacks ENGIE_NINJA on the head. You look through the portal, and see the ENDER'S TEMPLE, with TALIST and NINJATWIST on the other side. You unceremoniously pull them through. Your party of five now reside in THE CORE. You are ready to face the boss.[/size]
[size=medium]Several players are AFK removed due to inactivity. After that honestly boring activity takes place, the fighting begins.[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY charges forwards, leaps up, and raises CALEDSCRATCH above [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]'s head. She brings down her blade, and the troll raises her wands in defense. The two clash, their weapons striking each other. They begin to talk, their words barely audible.[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: なぜあなたは、不潔な動物を私と戦うのですか? (Why do you fight me, you filthy animal?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY:マスターはそれを可能にします。とどめの一撃は、クイック狡猾、そして予測不能でなければなりません。 (The master permits it. The coup de grace must be quick, cunning, and unforseen.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: ハ！すべての大きな策略、そして? (Ha! All just a big ruse, then?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: 私はそう考えます。しかし、我々はマスターを問うべきではありません。私は彼のために、あなたの憎しみを認識するが、私には、彼は私に私が知っているすべてを教えてくれました。私は感謝しています. (I suppose so. I recognize your hatred of the master. However, he has taught me everything I know. For that, I am grateful.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: 彼は整体野郎だ。私は彼のために何も気にしません。雇用主は、はるかに良い、私の両端に適しています. (Manipulative gorilla. I do not care for him. The Employer suits my needs much better.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: [/size]待つ。どのように私の言葉を話している？[size=medium] (Wait. How are you speaking my language?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: マスターはそれを可能にします. (The master permits it.)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: ニャー. (Meow.)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: wait... what the heck??????[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: i'm supposed to be fighting you!!!! D:[/size][/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: [/size]ああ。整体ろくでなし。彼はあなたをコントロールし、まだあなたはそれに盲目である。そして、彼は唯一の彼はあなたをコントロールしようとしてあなたに話を、右のように。それは悪循環です。ように私は言った。整体ろくでなし. [size=medium](Ah. Manipulative gorilla. He controls you, yet you are blind to it. And he only talks to you when he is about to control you. A vicious cycle. As I said. Manipulative gorilla.)[/size]
[size=medium]
[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]STRUDELKITTY then rolls to the left of [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size] and attempts to strike her with CALEDSCRATCH. Predictably, she parries it with her wands. But this is what STRUDELKITTY had intended. She switches out for the CUTTER PALM and blasts [size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size]in the face. 10,000 damage.[/size][/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: あなたはファッカー！[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Now furious, raises up her wands, causing the entire room to start shaking violently. Her wands reassume their title of an element of destruction, one feared by trolls throughout Alternia at all epochs of time. She points them towards the players, and multicolored streaks of clockwork majyyks spiral out of them, hitting wayward straggelers.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]10 damage to 5l1n65h07, The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man, and Amperz4nd. 5 damage to K4yne and TT2000.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size] then raises her wands once more, which creates fifteen glowing orbs that encircle her. Each one has a chance to deflect any attack thrown at her. If you want them gone, you'll need to sacrifice attacks against [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size] for them. Additionally, they grant her a passive regen effect.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Meanwhile, deep down in THE CORE of THE BASEMENT, the DEAD VOXEL glows hot white. Everyone watches as it ascends from the BRONZE PEDESTAL and hovers in the air. The air around it grows scalding as everyone gains enough sense to hide behind the PEDESTAL. The VOXEL spins around and, in a firey crescendo, barrels straight through the portal.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]It screams out across the NETHER. Wherever it goes, it brings life in the form of heat. Several obsidian oceans melt back into sludegy magma. Cliffs regain their heat, preventing them from snapping. The VOXEL barrels straight through valleys and fortress, heading to the ORIGIN POINT of the NETHER: 0, 0.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]The spot is designated by a giant black tree with no leaves. The VOXEL heads into the heart of the tree and emits a giant, singular pulse, that, in an instant, flashes across the entirety of the NETHER. Everything is heated up exponentially, enough to allow the NETHER's residents back onto its campus.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Nether Wart starts to grow again, Blazes reheat, and Zombie Pigman come out of hiding in scattered caves. The NETHER is alive again.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]After that display is over, the VOXEL returns to the BRONZE PEDESTAL. The party hears a ticking sound as the FINAL DOOR's counter moves to '5/5.' It opens. You are all ready to face the boss.[/size][/size]
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. [size=medium]MAXED[/size][size=medium] - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO[/size][size=medium]. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE [/size]IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 7/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE. [size=medium]MAXED [/size][/size][size=medium]- RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. [/size]FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
-- apologeticUnagi [AU] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC] -- AU: hello piono AC: oh. AC: You. AC: What do you want serpent. AU: i just w/\nt to t/\lk to you AC: Really? AU: well sort of AU: do you know wh/\t h/\ppened with eric AC: Yes. AC: I know what happened. AC: More than he does probably. AU: ok AU: ??? AC: Confused? AU: wh/\t do you me/\n more th/\n he does AU: i /\m curious AC: I mean that I know the course of events that led up to his hasty departure. AU: oh AU: so you know AU: /\bout the p/\r/\dox thing AC: Yes. AU: good AC: And that is all I'm going to say. AC: Wait... AU: so then you know wh/\t we t/\lked /\bout AU: yes? AC: Eric set you on me didn't he. AU: well AU: i would like to help you AU: eric just... AU: w/\nts to m/\ke sure you're s/\fe AC: Heh. AC: He would. AC: If he contacts you any time soon. AC: You can assure him that I'm not the one he needs to worry about. AU: but piono we h/\ve to t/\lk AC: About what. AU: why did you... AU: you know AC: I lost my temper. AC: It was stupid of me. AC: For more reasons than one. AU: i know you /\re fed up with eric, /\t le/\st i think i know AC: Any further questions? AU: but AC: what? AU: you h/\ve to respect he only w/\nts to help you AU: even if he doesnt know how to sometimes AC: I suppose. AC: But I have reasons. AU: you do AU: /\ lot of the time AU: he tre/\ts you like a child AU: but he just doesnt know /\ny better AC: Hmm... I think he might have been justified. AC: Which was the point of course. AU: well AU: sometimes AU: yes AU: i think he /\cts /\ little like th/\t creepy hum/\n lusus thing AU: wh/\ts th/\t c/\lled AC: A parent? AU: yes AC: He thinks of himself as such. AC: He is technically. AU: i sense /\ but AC: But I've grown up more than he knows. AC: And I've finally gotten out from under his thumb. AU: i guess this is why he sent me... AU: he doesnt /\lw/\ys underst/\nd you AC: Lucky for me. AU: /\nd so he doesnt know wh/\t to do AC: You'd be surprised about our past relationship. AC: He just doesn't know how to respond to my changes. AU: oh AU: i h/\ve... AU: /\ confession to m/\ke AU: ple/\se dont tell /\nyone AC: Sure. AU: well im more th/\n /\ month in the future AU: i dont know why i s/\id it AU: i think to spite p/\st me AU: or m/\ybe just bec/\use of inevit/\bility AC: Oh? AU: but im /\bout /\ ye/\r AU: in re/\lity AC: A year... AC: That might be... AC: Never mind. AU: /\nd i c/\nt tell /\nyone wh/\t h/\ppened to me AU: bec/\use AU: they wouldnt underst/\nd AU: its h/\rd being /\ teen/\ger AU: /\nd growing up AU: its h/\rd /\nd nobody underst/\nds AC: Huh. AC: Eric probably does. AC: From what he's told me his teenage years sucked. AC: A lot. AC: Glad Minecraftians don't go through puberty. AU: do you minecr/\fti/\ns even h/\ve /\ge AC: Meh. AC: We do. AC: But it doesn't affect us physically. AU: i think i underst/\nd AC: Anyway. AC: I have a boss to fight. AU: oh AU: her AC: Not the handmaid. AU: oh? AC: Eric pulled me into the basement remember? AU: h/\s scr/\tch upd/\ted /\lre/\dy AC: Yes. AC: He has. AC: Well. AC: Goodbye Serpent. AU: goodbye -- armageddonsConductor [AC] ceased pestering apologeticUnagi [AU] --
I put out a +3 trade.
13/40 x4
13/20 x4
15/15 x4
3/5 x8
3/3 x15
Well then. Guess we'll have to finish our checkers game later engie.
piono picks up his two weapons and marches into the final room of the basement.
I use BATTLE TECHNIQUE: TABLE STICKBALL. In the spirit of Table Stickball, a fun game the Felt made up anout their hats, I summon a gigantic cue stick and hit an orb of pool into another in a huge domino effect. But seriously? 150,000 more HP?
I'll use my FINALE once those orbs are gone. Everyone with 2 Tokens should release theirs at once to create a giant effect, though those with one should save theirs.
I grab strudelkitty. WHAT THE gorilla. DID YOU DO. BACK THERE.
Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 6/15
Opernadi: Impetus: 6/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 2/4
I toss a wooden plank through the Red Portal to see how this works.
When I'm trying to, however, something catches my eye from Realm of the Mad God: an Archon Sword!
Being a powerful sword pulsing with the magic of ancient beings, I put it to my side for it to serve as a melee weapon.
If this came from the Mad God, I thank him for his gift, and even if not, I thank him regardless.
Afterwards, I toss the Wooden Plank through the Red Portal, seeing what happens.
I've been so sorry for being inactive lately. I've been caught up in this Minecraft MMO, and it has a forum, so I apologize for being inactive. I'll try to be more active.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
1/2
The Omnisight - 7/20
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x5
16/40
17/40
I wonder if I can get 9 of these by the fourth floor boss.
Combat Operandi: Overheal
15/15
Combat Operandi: Snippy Rifle
3/15
Finale Operandi: 4/4 SAVED UP
I snipe the handmaid with red barrels.
Wi-Fi: /////
Apps:
-App Store
-Pesterchum
-Google chrome
-Data Blueprint
-ROBLOX
-Minecraft
-MAXSIDE Chat network
I'll be making my great escape now!
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
14/14 Cura Special
I bottle the Cura Special and put it into my inventory! I also start a new one thanks to my trade with fseftr.
2/14 Cura Special
1x +3 trade
> K4yne: More hellspawnin' Handmaid.
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
1x Bottled Cura Special
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality40/40 x5
19/40
19/40
Combat Operandi: Overheal
15/15
Combat Operandi: Snippy Rifle
4/15
Finale Operandi: 4/4 SAVED UP
I shoot the handmaid with umbrella warfare.
Time for some foreshadowing.
Support Operandi: Omniscient's Blessing: 6/15
Combat Operandi: Impetus: 6/40
FINALE OPERANDI: EDEN'S MASTERPIECE: 4/4
Hmm... if Minecraft was created in the real world, its universe is a sub-universe of the 'real' universe. So is Homestuck, because it was also made in the real world. If so, wouldn't the war be bleeding into the 'real' world?
12/40 x4
12/20 x4
15/15 x4
2/5 x8
3/3 x15
A wooden plank comes through seemingly from midair and thumps engie on the head.
Aha... there's another portal.
I attempt to reach through the portal in the ender temple that ninjatwist's plank came through and pull talist and ninjatwist in here with the rest of us. We need those two and they're wasting time.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
[size=medium]You equip BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. You cannot wield the GIGA GUN, a two-handed weapon, with only one hand.[/size]
[size=medium]5,000 damage.[/size]
[size=large]4/4[/size]
[size=medium]You equip your UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. You then throw the PYROMANCER'S MASK at THE HANDMAID. This does absolutely nothing whatsoever. She then quickly raises her wands and fires streams of light at you, impaling you. Critical hit. 12 damage.[/size]
[size=medium]You shield yourself, TT2000, and The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man.[/size]
[size=medium]Indeed.[/size]
[size=medium]3,000 damage.[/size]
[size=medium]You equip the UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL.[/size]
[size=medium]You open the SCRATCHED MANN CO. CRATE. You unbox...[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in cyan light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
[size=medium]It will take four of your posts to execute.[/size]
[size=large]1[/size][size=large]/4[/size]
[size=medium]5,000 damage to [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size].[/size]
conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
CA: engie!
GA: What do you want now.
CA: Would you like to start a chess game?
CA: Obviously not Skaian chess, even prototype 1 would take longer than we have.
GA: Skaian...? You know what? Not going to ask.
GA: Alright. I'll humour you. Here. Let's play.
CA: Wait. On second thought, we don't have enough time for regular chess.
GA: ...Alright then.
CA: What about checkers?
CA: Have you ever played checkers?
GA: Yes, mate. I've played checkers. Not in the mood right now, but...
GA: Eh. Why not.
CA: It could be a three-way if nimble wants to join.
GA: That makes no sense at all.
GA: I like it.
conductorsAlternate [CA] ceased pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].
[size=medium]STRUDEL sighs and trudges across the ROOM, with CALEDSCRATCH in hand.[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size]blocks your attack with her wands on the grounds that it is extremely vague.[/size]
THE_SERPENT: ダマラ人でお願いします。あなたはこれを行う必要はありません。あなたは彼のために働いて嫌い、ちょうどこのすべてを終了したい知っている。さて、今あなたは機会を持っています。 （私たちの知る限り）、あなたの前の暫定スクラッチはマインドコントロールされていないと、これを行うように強制することはできません。彼ができることは、あなたを殺すと脅迫されるが、それはとにかく、何をしたいのです。そして、私はあなただけで、いくつかのトロールはないということを伝えることができます。あなたはSGrubの元選手だ。私はあなたが何を、すべての時間を移動するとの試合、聞いたことを確認しています。そして、それはあなたが死ぬとき、あなたが彼の影響を受けない、夢の泡でオンに暮らすことができることを意味します。 （ないように彼。英語。）だから、お願いします。ちょうど私達が渡すことができます。
[size=medium]HANDMAID: だまれ! [/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: 同じくらい私はこの悪魔のために働いて嫌悪として、私は新たな経営の下です。雇用主は、どちらもスクラッチも英語が今までなかったことな方法で私のサービスのために私に報酬を与える。説得のあなたの方法は私に対して役に立たない。[/size]
[size=medium]Ouch. TRANSLATION: Shut the gorilla up. As much as I detest working for this demon, I am under new management. The Employer rewards me for my services in ways that neither Scratch nor English ever did. Your methods of persuasion are useless against me. [/size]
[size=medium]7,500 damage to [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size].[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in orchid light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
[size=large]4/4[/size]
[size=medium]You pull out a FINALE OPERANDI TOKEN. It vanishes in dark-green light, which promptly surrounds you, hurtling you in the air. You glow with an immense aura of power. You are ready to use your FINALE OPERANDI, your most powerful standard attack.[/size]
[size=large]1[size=large]/4[/size][/size]
[size=medium]> 5L1N65H07: COMBAT OPERANDI - VOXELNOVA[/size]
[size=medium]You use up 5 of each SACRED ITEM to use this powerful attack. Its effects will take place at the END of this TURN.[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size]uses her wands to construct a shield, blocking your attack.[/size]
[size=medium]GROUP INVENTORY:[/size]
[size=medium]-1 Pocket Alchemiter[/size]
[size=medium]You're going to have to be a bit more specific than that.[/size]
[size=medium]You already have the ODD MACHINE in your inventory. As such, you deal 7,500 damage to [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size].[/size]
[size=medium]The ENDER'S TEMPLE is meant to push you towards THE CORE, the final destination of THE BASEMENT. The WITHER'S TEMPLE served the same purpose.[/size]
[size=medium]> AMPERZ4ND: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - QUICKDRAW[/size]
[size=medium]8,000 damage to [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size][/size].[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]fires her wands at you before you can properly attack her, dealing 6 damage to you.[/size]
oh nman bro
its a
ohnma a room with a beda........ BEDROOM
i wonder just whats GETtin on IN here tonite
if you c wha
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if you know what i meen BRO
EYEBROWS......
RAISE
[size=medium]7,500 damage.[/size]
[size=medium]8,000 damage.[/size]
[size=large]2[size=large]/4[/size][/size]
[size=large]2[size=large]/4[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]disintegrates all of the TORCHES using a powerful spell, and then has ample time to block your GREAT CLEAVE.[/size]
[size=large]3[size=large]/4[/size][/size]
[size=medium]I specifically stated that you did not have enough supplies to start a fire in the first place, so there's no way that could have worked. The only reason you regained health was because of a global heal used by IRECREEPER.[/size]
[size=medium]It was already determined that anything that goes through the RED PORTAL comes out through THE CORE, the final area of THE BASEMENT. Right now, heading there is of utmost importance.[/size]
[size=medium]You equip an ARCHON SWORD. The Mad God has no sway here on the Alternian system. This could only have gotten here from another unlucky guest or it was covertly dropped here by myself.[/size]
[size=medium]7,500 damage.[/size]
[size=medium]5,000 damage.[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]uses insanely quick reflexes to catch your arrow in midair.[/size]
[size=medium]ROBO-K4YNE defense buffs you.[/size]
[size=medium]7,500 damage.[/size]
[size=medium]You use GREAT CLEAVE on [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size], disarming her. Her WANDS clatter to the floor. She then kicks you across the room and regains her composure nearly instantly, WANDS intact. She strikes you with a lightning bolt. You collide with the wall. 8 damage to you.[/size]
[size=medium]Think of the game of MINECRAFT as not a viewport to a sub-universe, but a portal to a much larger universe. In the same way, think of the comic of HOMESTUCK as not just a story told through panels, but windows showing events taking place in a larger still universe that permeates nearly all of time and space. These three universes, right now, are the most important locations in all of existence.[/size]
[size=large][size=large]4/4[/size][/size]
[size=medium]The WOODEN PLANK comes flying out from the PORTAL and smacks ENGIE_NINJA on the head. You look through the portal, and see the ENDER'S TEMPLE, with TALIST and NINJATWIST on the other side. You unceremoniously pull them through. Your party of five now reside in THE CORE. You are ready to face the boss.[/size]
[size=medium]Several players are AFK removed due to inactivity. After that honestly boring activity takes place, the fighting begins.[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY charges forwards, leaps up, and raises CALEDSCRATCH above [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]'s head. She brings down her blade, and the troll raises her wands in defense. The two clash, their weapons striking each other. They begin to talk, their words barely audible.[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: なぜあなたは、不潔な動物を私と戦うのですか? (Why do you fight me, you filthy animal?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: マスターはそれを可能にします。とどめの一撃は、クイック狡猾、そして予測不能でなければなりません。 (The master permits it. The coup de grace must be quick, cunning, and unforseen.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: ハ！すべての大きな策略、そして? (Ha! All just a big ruse, then?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: 私はそう考えます。しかし、我々はマスターを問うべきではありません。私は彼のために、あなたの憎しみを認識するが、私には、彼は私に私が知っているすべてを教えてくれました。私は感謝しています. (I suppose so. I recognize your hatred of the master. However, he has taught me everything I know. For that, I am grateful.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: 彼は整体野郎だ。私は彼のために何も気にしません。雇用主は、はるかに良い、私の両端に適しています. (Manipulative gorilla. I do not care for him. The Employer suits my needs much better.)[/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: [/size]待つ。どのように私の言葉を話している？[size=medium] (Wait. How are you speaking my language?)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: マスターはそれを可能にします. (The master permits it.)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: ニャー. (Meow.)[/size]
[size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: wait... what the heck??????[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]STRUDELKITTY: i'm supposed to be fighting you!!!! D:[/size][/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: [/size]ああ。整体ろくでなし。彼はあなたをコントロールし、まだあなたはそれに盲目である。そして、彼は唯一の彼はあなたをコントロールしようとしてあなたに話を、右のように。それは悪循環です。ように私は言った。整体ろくでなし. [size=medium](Ah. Manipulative gorilla. He controls you, yet you are blind to it. And he only talks to you when he is about to control you. A vicious cycle. As I said. Manipulative gorilla.)[/size]
[size=medium]
[size=medium][size=medium]STRUDELKITTY then rolls to the left of [size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size] and attempts to strike her with CALEDSCRATCH. Predictably, she parries it with her wands. But this is what STRUDELKITTY had intended. She switches out for the CUTTER PALM and blasts [size=medium]THE HANDMAID [/size]in the face. 10,000 damage.[/size][/size]
[size=medium]HANDMAID: あなたはファッカー！[/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Now furious, raises up her wands, causing the entire room to start shaking violently. Her wands reassume their title of an element of destruction, one feared by trolls throughout Alternia at all epochs of time. She points them towards the players, and multicolored streaks of clockwork majyyks spiral out of them, hitting wayward straggelers.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]10 damage to 5l1n65h07, The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man, and Amperz4nd. 5 damage to K4yne and TT2000.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size] then raises her wands once more, which creates fifteen glowing orbs that encircle her. Each one has a chance to deflect any attack thrown at her. If you want them gone, you'll need to sacrifice attacks against [size=medium][size=medium][size=medium]THE HANDMAID[/size][/size][/size] for them. Additionally, they grant her a passive regen effect.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Meanwhile, deep down in THE CORE of THE BASEMENT, the DEAD VOXEL glows hot white. Everyone watches as it ascends from the BRONZE PEDESTAL and hovers in the air. The air around it grows scalding as everyone gains enough sense to hide behind the PEDESTAL. The VOXEL spins around and, in a firey crescendo, barrels straight through the portal.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]It screams out across the NETHER. Wherever it goes, it brings life in the form of heat. Several obsidian oceans melt back into sludegy magma. Cliffs regain their heat, preventing them from snapping. The VOXEL barrels straight through valleys and fortress, heading to the ORIGIN POINT of the NETHER: 0, 0.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]The spot is designated by a giant black tree with no leaves. The VOXEL heads into the heart of the tree and emits a giant, singular pulse, that, in an instant, flashes across the entirety of the NETHER. Everything is heated up exponentially, enough to allow the NETHER's residents back onto its campus.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]Nether Wart starts to grow again, Blazes reheat, and Zombie Pigman come out of hiding in scattered caves. The NETHER is alive again.[/size][/size]
[size=medium][size=medium]After that display is over, the VOXEL returns to the BRONZE PEDESTAL. The party hears a ticking sound as the FINAL DOOR's counter moves to '5/5.' It opens. You are all ready to face the boss.[/size][/size]
Scratch's Manor:
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room, Entrances, Verandas, Foyers, Theaters, Turret, Bedroom.
Waiting Room - Players:
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door. Leads to Turret.
Turret - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
Turret - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Waiting Room.
Final Door. Leads to Bedroom.
Bedroom - Players:
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 8/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
K4yne: [PG] HP: 15/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 10/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 9/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 12/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, MIGHTY WALLOPER, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
[size=medium]PitTheAngel:[/size] [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. [size=medium]MAXED [/size][size=medium]- DEUS SAGITTARIIS. [/size]FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND [size=medium]I[/size]III
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. [size=medium]MAXED[/size][size=medium] - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO[/size][size=medium]. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE [/size] IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 7/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STRANGE ESCAPE PLAN, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE. [size=medium]MAXED [/size][/size][size=medium]- RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. [/size]FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, DERSITE RIFLE, SCOUT SHAKO. MAXED - OBSCURE SERPENS MARIA. FINALE OPERANDI - THE UNAGI CATACLYSM IIII
TrampekTheQuantumShoe: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SNIPER RIFLE, TINKER'S COMPASS. Lv. 5: Head Roller.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 8/20. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME
SWORD. Level 6: Magnum Opus.
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD.
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 19/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON ARMOR. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 6: Scratched. Votes: IIIIIIII
Bedroom - Objects of Interest:
The Handmaid: [B
Staircase. Leads to Fourth Floor.
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet, Core.
Sacred Ground - Players:
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.DEAD.Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Nether Portal.
The Nether - Discovered Areas: Plateau, The Great Expanse, Wither's Temple, Ender's Temple.
The Plateau - Players:
The Plateau - Objects of Interest:
Road to Wither's Temple.
The Great Expanse - Players:
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 13/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The Great Expanse - Objects of Interest:
Ender's Temple.
Wither's Temple - Players:
Wither's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Green Portal.
Ender's Temple - Players:
Ender's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Red Portal.
The Core - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 15/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. Lv. 9: Substitute.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 15/20. Lv. 2: Old OS.
Talist: [AG] HP: 15/20. Lv. 7: Peacemaker.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP:17/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
The Core - Objects of Interest:
Bronze Pedestal.
Gate of Arms. Open.
Final Door. Open.
Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 8 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 255 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 61 Steak / 256 Cobblestone / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart
Sacred Items:
10 Elf Tears / 15 Hog Slop / 15 Pie Fillings / 17 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Yes, yes you did. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
-- apologeticUnagi [AU] began pestering armageddonsConductor [AC] --
AU: hello piono
AC: oh.
AC: You.
AC: What do you want serpent.
AU: i just w/\nt to t/\lk to you
AC: Really?
AU: well sort of
AU: do you know wh/\t h/\ppened with eric
AC: Yes.
AC: I know what happened.
AC: More than he does probably.
AU: ok
AU: ???
AC: Confused?
AU: wh/\t do you me/\n more th/\n he does
AU: i /\m curious
AC: I mean that I know the course of events that led up to his hasty departure.
AU: oh
AU: so you know
AU: /\bout the p/\r/\dox thing
AC: Yes.
AU: good
AC: And that is all I'm going to say.
AC: Wait...
AU: so then you know wh/\t we t/\lked /\bout
AU: yes?
AC: Eric set you on me didn't he.
AU: well
AU: i would like to help you
AU: eric just...
AU: w/\nts to m/\ke sure you're s/\fe
AC: Heh.
AC: He would.
AC: If he contacts you any time soon.
AC: You can assure him that I'm not the one he needs to worry about.
AU: but piono we h/\ve to t/\lk
AC: About what.
AU: why did you...
AU: you know
AC: I lost my temper.
AC: It was stupid of me.
AC: For more reasons than one.
AU: i know you /\re fed up with eric, /\t le/\st i think i know
AC: Any further questions?
AU: but
AC: what?
AU: you h/\ve to respect he only w/\nts to help you
AU: even if he doesnt know how to sometimes
AC: I suppose.
AC: But I have reasons.
AU: you do
AU: /\ lot of the time
AU: he tre/\ts you like a child
AU: but he just doesnt know /\ny better
AC: Hmm... I think he might have been justified.
AC: Which was the point of course.
AU: well
AU: sometimes
AU: yes
AU: i think he /\cts /\ little like th/\t creepy hum/\n lusus thing
AU: wh/\ts th/\t c/\lled
AC: A parent?
AU: yes
AC: He thinks of himself as such.
AC: He is technically.
AU: i sense /\ but
AC: But I've grown up more than he knows.
AC: And I've finally gotten out from under his thumb.
AU: i guess this is why he sent me...
AU: he doesnt /\lw/\ys underst/\nd you
AC: Lucky for me.
AU: /\nd so he doesnt know wh/\t to do
AC: You'd be surprised about our past relationship.
AC: He just doesn't know how to respond to my changes.
AU: oh
AU: i h/\ve...
AU: /\ confession to m/\ke
AU: ple/\se dont tell /\nyone
AC: Sure.
AU: well im more th/\n /\ month in the future
AU: i dont know why i s/\id it
AU: i think to spite p/\st me
AU: or m/\ybe just bec/\use of inevit/\bility
AC: Oh?
AU: but im /\bout /\ ye/\r
AU: in re/\lity
AC: A year...
AC: That might be...
AC: Never mind.
AU: /\nd i c/\nt tell /\nyone wh/\t h/\ppened to me
AU: bec/\use
AU: they wouldnt underst/\nd
AU: its h/\rd being /\ teen/\ger
AU: /\nd growing up
AU: its h/\rd /\nd nobody underst/\nds
AC: Huh.
AC: Eric probably does.
AC: From what he's told me his teenage years sucked.
AC: A lot.
AC: Glad Minecraftians don't go through puberty.
AU: do you minecr/\fti/\ns even h/\ve /\ge
AC: Meh.
AC: We do.
AC: But it doesn't affect us physically.
AU: i think i underst/\nd
AC: Anyway.
AC: I have a boss to fight.
AU: oh
AU: her
AC: Not the handmaid.
AU: oh?
AC: Eric pulled me into the basement remember?
AU: h/\s scr/\tch upd/\ted /\lre/\dy
AC: Yes.
AC: He has.
AC: Well.
AC: Goodbye Serpent.
AU: goodbye
-- armageddonsConductor [AC] ceased pestering apologeticUnagi [AU] --
13/40 x4
13/20 x4
15/15 x4
3/5 x8
3/3 x15
Well then. Guess we'll have to finish our checkers game later engie.
piono picks up his two weapons and marches into the final room of the basement.
DTG Co Labs
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At least, not yet.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
6/14 Cura Special
I trade another +3.
> K4yne: I start charging up my Finale Operandi now. I also fire more arrows. These orbs had it coming.
> R. K.: Defense buff fseftr.
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Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
1x Bottled Cura Special
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
cuestick and hit an orb of pool into another in a huge domino effect. But seriously? 150,000 more HP?I'll use my FINALE once those orbs are gone. Everyone with 2 Tokens should release theirs at once to create a giant effect, though those with one should save theirs.
I grab strudelkitty. WHAT THE gorilla. DID YOU DO. BACK THERE.
Oh no
I proceed to smash one orb into another.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
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TIME SHIFT: PAST
I reduce an orb to dust.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Jeez, I've been inactive, and no wonder, this game drags out so long!
I head to the Core, urging to just fight the Godmodder already!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...