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Wait, a movie? What? How did I miss this... Well, if it's plot-important, or even probably going to be cool, count this post as me going to see the movie, if not, count this as null.
I quickly retrieve my items, then keep heading towards the rest of the group. I don't really care what team I'm on. I (somehow) begin playing epic music () for no reason, then continue on.
My anger is rising: 1/5
Generic charge(x2 combo!): 24/40
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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Hey Scratch! I pull a nuke out of nowhere and blow up all of your manor because according to recent events, blowing up a dimension is child's play. Of corse, this isn't going to work because of plot armor, but it really should because doing that would be FAR easier then what Engie just did. mutter, mutter, hypocrisy, mutter
I go into the Nether portal and grab Engie's liquid helium gun. So then what laws of energy does this follow then?! Rules that allow negative molecular movement? Rules that completely ignore any kind of thermodynamics? Rules that allow you to hold black holes worth of helium and not destroy yourself and then release it all? Rules that allow energy to just vanish? Seems like conservation of energy is just a suggestion, not a law anymore. If it still functions, I use it for one last thing: to freeze the lid of Engie's gray chest shut. If it doesn't work, I just kick the chest down onto an obsidian lake. After that, I take the gun and smash it to pieces and scatter it in front of the portal. I then reclaim my items. Thank you Scratch for letting every living thing I tried to save reasonably and peacefully die horribly at the hands of a psychopath. And finally, screw you Scratch, I'm not going into that temple. Don't you think that would be just one final kick in the teeth to the Nether? Think about it: we came into these creatures' natural home, killed them, destroyed everything in their land, and now you want me to go and defile the last remaining sign that this realm ever harbored life? No, I'm not going to do it. I walk off across an obsidian lake. I'm free now, free from your manor.
After some time, Wilson eventually recovers enough to stand up atop the chest. He looks inside the chest, but it only contains old bread and armor that wouldn't fit him. He makes his way back to the room to see that there is only one enderman remaining. Wilson can now see that the room is clearly an End portal room. The End portal is the thing he had thought was a podium.
Hey Scratch! I pull a nuke out of nowhere and blow up all of your manor because according to recent events, blowing up a dimension is child's play. Of corse, this isn't going to work because of plot armor, but it really should because doing that would be FAR easier then what Engie just did. mutter, mutter, hypocrisy, mutter
I go into the Nether portal and grab Engie's liquid helium gun. So then what laws of energy does this follow then?! Rules that allow negative molecular movement? Rules that completely ignore any kind of thermodynamics? Rules that allow you to hold black holes worth of helium and not destroy yourself and then release it all? Rules that allow energy to just vanish? Seems like conservation of energy is just a suggestion, not a law anymore. If it still functions, I use it for one last thing: to freeze the lid of Engie's gray chest shut. If it doesn't work, I just kick the chest down onto an obsidian lake. After that, I take the gun and smash it to pieces and scatter it in front of the portal. I then reclaim my items. Thank you Scratch for letting every living thing I tried to save reasonably and peacefully die horribly at the hands of a psychopath. And finally, screw you Scratch, I'm not going into that temple. Don't you think that would be just one final kick in the teeth to the Nether? Think about it: we came into these creatures' natural home, killed them, destroyed everything in their land, and now you want me to go and defile the last remaining sign that this realm ever harbored life? No, I'm not going to do it. I walk off across an obsidian lake. I'm free now, free from your manor.
I have difficulty understanding the severity of anger you and the others feel towards Engie, Erelye, and any others that may crop up, as, after all, regardless of their true morality, those in the Nether were hostile to us, and therefore to be brought to an end.
{Cough*Roleplay opinion*Cough}
As for what Engie has said, excuse and veterancy are no reason to allow yourself to fall into the shadows, some remnant of hope and light of peace should be maintained always, for otherwise, we all fall into the long dark of waste and aftermath. So did the last DTG server fall, but perhaps we can save this one. From something. After all we have done to ruin it. We who bring an end to our enemies, we who create the abominations to plague the world, we who are, to those lesser, like the riders of Armageddon, beings on high, shining brighter than the sun, and raining down greater devastation than any atomic war.
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Current Inventory 1 Hashmap Turntable 4 Records 1 Piano 1 Guitar 1 TV 1 Computer 10 Paintings 1 Locked Suitcase (equipped) Ok then, I swing at the nearest target with my Suitcase
So, considering petroleum is flammable, I lob torches at the Petroleum Liches from a safe distance and bash them whilst they're burning. I then eat something to gain health.
As Twin may or may not has informed you guys, I was off in Florida last week. Well, I'm back, so enough talky talk- there's fighting to be done!
(Did I reference too many things?)
After returning the Black Box to Lagfest, and equipping the Shotgun, I go to the Nether Portal seeing as how everyone else in my room is dead... I watch for any danger and blast it with my shotgun.
As Twin may or may not has informed you guys, I was off in Florida last week. Well, I'm back, so enough talky talk- there's fighting to be done!
(Did I reference too many things?)
After returning the Black Box to Lagfest, and equipping the Shotgun, I go to the Nether Portal seeing as how everyone else in my room is dead... I watch for any danger and blast it with my shotgun.
All the enemies in the nether and the gauntlet were destroyed by Engie. Unfortunately, he didn't heed my warning earlier...
------MEANWHILE------
A group of players of the blockland army nears the location of the manor. They begin to speak in a private chat:
KamenRiderZolda: should we attack it now?
PARANOiA: no. Wait till they kill doctor scratch. We wouldn't want to begin while another war is going on.
KamenRiderWizard: good strategy. Hey, we might want to stay out of view at the moment, that guy is looking at us.
PARANOiA: WHAT?!?! GET OUT OF VIEW! QUICK!
The so-called "firewall of death" cloaks itself and moves to another location. The player who saw it warns the other players of the incoming ship...
(Prelude to a event/sidequest I'm currently working on.)
Data transfer: 21/26
Status: logged in as undividedTerabyte [UT]
Wi-Fi: /////
After asessing both of the Caulk/Chalk (potential typo?) Liches, I shoot one of them with my RIFLE into the spot I asessed as the weakest, and also relay the information to my teammates.
I put out a +3 trade
25/40 x3
20/20 x3
15/15 x3
5/5 x5
3/3 x10
piono respawns.
Engie you son of an enderman!
Why in the world did you do something so bloody stupid!??!?!
A Dimension-leveling blast right next to the portal home?!?!
I swear if I ever get you alone I am going to kill you...
piono proceeds to retrieve his stuff, pull out broken uraniums umbrage and enter the nether.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn, standing on the icey wasteland of the GAUNTLET, approximately where the CHROME CHECKPOINT used to stand. Although the temperature is extremely frigid, it is at least now bearable.[/font]
[spoiler=Show Pesterlog][font=courier new,courier,monospace]conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: Engie! You son of an enderman![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: Why in the world did you do something so bloody stupid?!?![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: A dimension-leveling blast right next to the portal?![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: I swear if I ever get you alone I am going to kill you...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font][/spoiler] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]You retrieve your items and equip BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. You head through the NETHER PORTAL and enter what remains of the hellish dimension.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You take 2 damage due to the COLDNESS that permeates every atom of the NETHER.[/font]
I go and grab the stuff in the chest. I keep it all until I realize what everything is.
I suddenly collapse. Visions of the Nether appear in my mind. Then, Engie. Then, everything frozen. Then, Engie laughing.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SHALL KILL YOU!!!! WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CAN NOT BE REPLACED!!!!! My skin turns black as the shadows. A red aura starts forming on me, until it gets the shape of a cloak. YOU!!!!!!!!!!! The cloak solidifies. SHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I close my eyes, after opening them, they are blood red. PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You open the GREEN CHEST.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Crates[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Keys[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Finale Operandi Token[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 Heart Containers[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 PDAs[/font]
[spoiler=Show Pesterlog][font=courier new,courier,monospace]apocalypticTerminator [font=courier new,courier,monospace][AT][/font] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: I SHALL KILL YOU!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANNOT BE REPLACED!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: YOU!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: SHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is no longer an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]GA: Shut the gorilla up, you gorilla.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]apocalypticTerminator [font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace][AT][/font][/font][/font] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font][/spoiler] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]An all-encompassing rage swirls around you. You can't think straight. Your vision is blurred. Your skin turns solid black, and a red cloak forms around you. Those watching wonder, with increasing alarm, what exactly is happening to you. But those inclined to the Dark Arts already know.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You are beginning your descent into GRIMDARKNESS.[/font]
I Hell's Instrument the remaining Basilisk, and throw him through the door using a crane in a very hard-boiled way. I then go through and open the chest in the theater, assuming we have one. I take everything in the chest.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You kill the remaining RUST BASILISK, and throw him through the DOOR that leads to your THEATER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The THEATER is a fairly expansive room. It slopes downwards, with a clear path to follow in the middle, where you entered. On either side, a multitude of sofas are visible. On the walls, there is extremely fancy wallpaper. In the back, there is a small odd machine and a chest. On the stage at the far side of the room walk two MAGMA LICHES.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You open the CHEST.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]THE_SERPENT INVENTORY:[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Crates[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Keys[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Finale Operandi Token[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 Heart Containers[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 PDAs[/font]
I put out another +3
26/40 x3
20/20 x3
1/15 x4
5/5 x5
1/3 x11
piono comes out into the nether, looks around, then puts away broken uraniums umbrage.
These will be more useful...
He pulls out the void of heat and the fusionthrower.
Alright. Let's go kill stuff.
And he marches into the Wither's Temple.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You equip THE VOID OF HEAT and the FUSIONTHROWER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You walk through the NETHER, which does away with nearly all of its obstacles, since they relied on actual heat. The dimension is now bone-chilling and completely covered in frost and ice. You walk across a dormant sea of lava and march into THE WITHER'S TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It is a giant, black structure carved out of what appears to be WITHER SKELETON BONES. Stone tendrils snake out of it, suspended in midair. Carvings of bygone ages and eldritch horrors are everywhere amongst its concrete halls. [/font]
[font=Verdana]POST [/font]
[spoiler=Previous Charges] [font=Verdana]Raspberry Pi: 6/10[/font] [font=Verdana]Tippi: 10/20.[/font] [font=Verdana]Count Bleck: 10/20.[/font] [font=Verdana]Upgrade: 9/40.[/font] [font=Verdana]Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.[/font] [font=Verdana]I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.[/font] [font=Verdana]Nimble Core: 2/10.[/font] [font=Verdana]Life Circuit: 2/6[/font][/spoiler] [font=Verdana]Wait.[/font] [font=Verdana]SPLIT IS BACK???????????[/font] [font=Verdana]Well, I respawn and run through the gauntlet to get my items.[/font] [font=Verdana]BREATH FIRE:[/font] [font=Verdana]MIND: [/font] [font=Verdana]PAC-MAN: [/font] [font=Verdana]EATEN: NULL.[/font] [font=Verdana]MIND IS DISABLED.[/font] [font=Verdana]PESTERCHUM:[/font] [font=Helvetica Neue]LOGGED IN AS [/font] [font=Verdana]Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:[/font] [font=Verdana]RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.[/font] [font=Verdana]FREEZE: [/font] [font=Verdana]JOLT: [/font] [font=Verdana]ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: [/font] [font=Verdana]NYAN CUBE MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]MUSHROOM BOMB: [/font] [font=Verdana]VOID MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]NULL CUBE MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]NOGALISTA MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]TUBA CANNON MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]If you had been paying attention, you would have seen this took place 413 years in the future, and that Split time-traveled from his current location in time. He is dead, so it happened while he was alive.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn. There isn't much to run through in the GAUNTLET, so you make it to the NETHER PORTAL with ease. [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot access DIMENTIO's mind. You and him are in completely different universes.[/font]
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Not to sound arrogant or anything, but
[font=courier new] _____ ___ _ ___ __ __ ___ _ _ ___ ___ _[/font]
That was the least moral action I have ever seen in DTG. Not only have you killed everything in the nether, you've frozen the core of the world, dooming everything on the overworld to a slow painful death by frostbite paired with starvation. You have no idea what the art of war is; you know the art of insanity. Ever heard of a little thing called war crimes? You're worse than The Godmodder, Scratch, and The Operator all combined. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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I respawn...
Oh and Scratch? Didn't you say something about not being punished for someone else's actions?
[spoiler=Wilson's stock, currently in another dimension]Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$) [spoiler=Wilson's ongoing little side quest]In the silence, Wilson's own feeble thoughts are deafening. Some of the endermen look around the room and notice him slumped against the wall. The chatter of thoughts starts again, but with a lighter tone thanks to the distraction. They eventually seem to reach an agreement. One of the endermen comes over to where Wilson is, picks him up, and moves him much farther from the room he was in. The enderman puts Wilson down on a chest framed with a small podium and then returns back to the other endermen. From here, Wilson can't hear any more thoughts from the room with the endermen. +3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x5
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Well, the theory that the NETHER is the core of the OVERWORLD is really justified depending on who you asked. No one really knows the location of it for sure. Perhaps we'll find out in due time.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]I did say that, didn't I? Ah, well. Flashy actions have a tendency to cancel that out. At least your items will be retrievable, unlike what a death in the End would provide.[/font]
I love these things! I rush over, pull quarters or whatever is require to play it out of nowhere, and play until I've won everything in the machine.
Unless going through with the above actions would be a spectacularly terrible idea. Then I just examine the machine more closely instead.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Examining the machine first would be a better idea.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The machine is aptly titled, CLAW MACHINE! It is constructed exactly how you would expect: a joystick for maneuvering the titular apparatus, the claw, a button for lowering the claw, an exhaust chute where any potential goodies will go out of, and a slot for payment.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It appears you will have to pay using SACRED ITEMS: HOG SLOP, ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, and PIE FILLING. You can sacrifice 2 of each for one try, and 8 of each for five tries.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The list of SACRED ITEMS you own will now be shared to everyone, and will be kept track of in the End-of-Turn Battles.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Additive fuel rod modification complete... Catalysts attuned... Infusing power... Modifying case...[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]Inserting active-fusion power core... 3/5[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]I look at the frozen nether through an autocamera I threw through the portal after the coldblast, but before leaving the area to fight Liches...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]In the name of Notch...[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] This pla-a-a-a-ace was onc3 my dom41n... How it h45 changed...[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] And now you've just reheated it...[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] Not by much... n07 by enough... Oceans of obsidian... Even the fortresses, 3v3n 7h3 t0m85... D357royed... The fr057 of Death, of the R34per...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Ah well, time to fight the "Enemy" ... Poor lesser things, setting themselves against us... Or were they even the ones doing the setting? ... BATTLE TECHNIQUE: MERCY KILLING. I summon a 45. Magnum Handrailgun with a revolving cylinder from nowhere, and carefully sight in on each enemy's weakest points... Three shots each... Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Reload.[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]May as well keep this thing, better for long range than a ten thousand round-per-second quad barrel shotgun at least. AMPERZAND INVENTORY: +1 Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]TIME: +000:00:00:00:00:00.033 after ENGIE_NINJA's attack:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]A giant blast of PSIO-NAETHERIC power surges through the NETHER, instantly killing everything within a hundred blocks of the PORTAL. However, there is nothing alive within that radius.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The NETHER has undergone a NEW ICE AGE.[/font]
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[spoiler=Previous Charges] [font=Verdana]Raspberry Pi: 6/10[/font] [font=Verdana]Tippi: 10/20.[/font] [font=Verdana]Count Bleck: 10/20.[/font] [font=Verdana]Upgrade: 9/40.[/font] [font=Verdana]Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.[/font] [font=Verdana]I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.[/font] [font=Verdana]Nimble Core: 2/10.[/font] [font=Verdana]Life Circuit: 2/6[/font][/spoiler] [font=Verdana]I run to the Forge and check if the viewfinder's timer is up.[/font] [font=Verdana]I then attempt to use PAC-MAN on the MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER.[/font] [font=Verdana]If it is not reactivated, I go back to the gantlet and enter the nether portal.[/font] [font=Verdana]I ATTEMPT TO DO [/font] [font=Verdana]I PUT EACH OF THE CAPCHALAUGE CARDS INSIDE THE NEXT, THEN PUT THE LAST ONE OF THE CAPCHALAUGE CARDS IN THE FRONT ONE MAKING A CAPCHALAUGE RING.[/font] [font=Verdana]I THEN USE THE CAPCHALAUGE RING TO OPEN A CAPCHALAUGE PORTAL TO THE CAPCHALAUGE-VERSE.[/font] [font=Verdana]ABILITIES:[/font] [font=Verdana]BREATH FIRE:[/font] [font=Verdana]MIND: [/font] [font=Verdana]PAC-MAN: [/font] [font=Verdana]EATEN: MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER.[/font] [font=Verdana]MIND IS DISABLED.[/font] [font=Verdana]PESTERCHUM:[/font] [font=Helvetica Neue]LOGGED IN AS [/font] [font=Verdana]Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:[/font] [font=Verdana]RASPBERRY PI IS DISABLED.[/font] [font=Verdana]FREEZE: [/font] [font=Verdana]JOLT: [/font] [font=Verdana]ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: [/font] [font=Verdana]NYAN CUBE MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]MUSHROOM BOMB: [/font] [font=Verdana]VOID MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]NULL CUBE MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]NOGALISTA MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]TUBA CANNON MODE: [/font] [font=Verdana]SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot use PAC-MAN on the MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Failed because there is no such thing as a CAPCHALAGUE CARD. There are CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS, however. Perhaps you meant those instead? I doubt it.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You head through the NETHER PORTAL. 2 COLDNESS damage.[/font]
Wait, a movie? What? How did I miss this... Well, if it's plot-important, or even probably going to be cool, count this post as me going to see the movie, if not, count this as null.
I quickly retrieve my items, then keep heading towards the rest of the group. I don't really care what team I'm on. I (somehow) begin playing epic music () for no reason, then continue on.
My anger is rising: 1/5
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[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn and retrieve your ITEMS. You head towards the NETHER PORTAL.[/font]
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Hey Scratch! I pull a nuke out of nowhere and blow up all of your manor because according to recent events, blowing up a dimension is child's play. Of corse, this isn't going to work because of plot armor, but it really should because doing that would be FAR easier then what Engie just did. mutter, mutter, hypocrisy, mutter
I go into the Nether portal and grab Engie's liquid helium gun. So then what laws of energy does this follow then?! Rules that allow negative molecular movement? Rules that completely ignore any kind of thermodynamics? Rules that allow you to hold black holes worth of helium and not destroy yourself and then release it all? Rules that allow energy to just vanish? Seems like conservation of energy is just a suggestion, not a law anymore. If it still functions, I use it for one last thing: to freeze the lid of Engie's gray chest shut. If it doesn't work, I just kick the chest down onto an obsidian lake. After that, I take the gun and smash it to pieces and scatter it in front of the portal. I then reclaim my items. Thank you Scratch for letting every living thing I tried to save reasonably and peacefully die horribly at the hands of a psychopath. And finally, screw you Scratch, I'm not going into that temple. Don't you think that would be just one final kick in the teeth to the Nether? Think about it: we came into these creatures' natural home, killed them, destroyed everything in their land, and now you want me to go and defile the last remaining sign that this realm ever harbored life? No, I'm not going to do it. I walk off across an obsidian lake. I'm free now, free from your manor.
[spoiler=Wilson's stock, currently in another dimension]Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$) [spoiler=Wilson's ongoing little side quest]After some time, Wilson eventually recovers enough to stand up atop the chest. He looks inside the chest, but it only contains old bread and armor that wouldn't fit him. He makes his way back to the room to see that there is only one enderman remaining. Wilson can now see that the room is clearly an End portal room. The End portal is the thing he had thought was a podium. +3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x5
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Whether you like it or not, engie_ninja did a service icing the NETHER. The creatures in there cannot be reasoned with, unlike the Endermen. Perhaps a minority could be, but there are much more horrible creatures in the NETHER than the END.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot access other players' GREY CHESTS, although I recognize it would be a suitable outlet for you to take your anger out on.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]These [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You walk away from the WITHER'S TEMPLE. You have officially gone solo.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]...What happens from here on out will be relayed by me.[/font]
"I have seen and done worse things before. Trust me, the genocide I have brought upon the Nether is NOTHING."
I respawn, walk back through the portal, and trudge slowly towards the Wither Temple.
"And what I have done so far itself is nothing compared to what I am prepared to do."
As I walk, shadows gather around me, warping the very existence of the area I walk through.
"There can be no mercy in war. That is what makes war what it is."
Closing in on the Wither Temple, I never slow, not even sparing a glance at the frozen Wither Skeletons trapped in the ice.
"And when you readily accept that... Only then, can you truly win."
I enter the temple alone.
"That is what EONS of experience and eternities of war have taught me."
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn and retrieve your items. You walk through the wasteland you have created with no apparent remorse and no apparent regret. You close in on the WITHER TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You enter it.[/font]
Current Inventory
1 Hashmap Turntable
4 Records
1 Piano
1 Guitar
1 TV
1 Computer
10 Paintings
1 Locked Suitcase (equipped)
Ok then, I swing at the nearest target with my Suitcase
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You need to walk through the DOOR first. Additionally, your SUITCASE does not function as a weapon.[/font]
So, considering petroleum is flammable, I lob torches at the Petroleum Liches from a safe distance and bash them whilst they're burning. I then eat something to gain health.
Charge:1/20
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The LICHES are not made solely out of PETROLEUM. It's just their prefix. It gives them a black color, and, in a different game, would affect the items they dropped upon death.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]5,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.[/font]
As Twin may or may not has informed you guys, I was off in Florida last week. Well, I'm back, so enough talky talk- there's fighting to be done!
(Did I reference too many things?)
After returning the Black Box to Lagfest, and equipping the Shotgun, I go to the Nether Portal seeing as how everyone else in my room is dead... I watch for any danger and blast it with my shotgun.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You return and equip your SHOTGUN. Many things have changed since you left...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]All lava in the Gauntlet has turned to solid obsidian. Every single trap in the Gauntlet is neutralized. It has turned into, in essence, an ice wasteland, much like the Nether. All its danger is gone. Every unseen demon in it is gone as well. The walkway to the portals is the only structure standing. Everything else has eroded away, leaving only the solid obsidian landmass to walk on.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You run across the flat land and head into the NETHER PORTAL.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The NETHER is similarly changed. The lava is pure obsidian. Everything in the dimension has eroded. Massive cliffs of Netherrack tumble down into the obsidian. Every mob has frozen to death. It is a far cry of what it once was.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The only standing structure is the WITHER'S TEMPLE. It lies before you.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You take 2 COLDNESS damage.[/font]
A group of players of the blockland army nears the location of the manor. They begin to speak in a private chat:
[spoiler=Show Chatlog]KamenRiderZolda: should we attack it now?
PARANOiA: no. Wait till they kill doctor scratch. We wouldn't want to begin while another war is going on.
KamenRiderWizard: good strategy. Hey, we might want to stay out of view at the moment, that guy is looking at us.
PARANOiA: WHAT?!?! GET OUT OF VIEW! QUICK![/spoiler]
The so-called "firewall of death" cloaks itself and moves to another location. The player who saw it warns the other players of the incoming ship...
(Prelude to a event/sidequest I'm currently working on.)
Data transfer: 21/26
[spoiler=PDA]Status: logged in as undividedTerabyte [UT]
Wi-Fi: /////
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot do a SIDEQUEST in a SIDEQUEST. There are too many things going on at once as it is. Please don't compound the insanity of this thread. I allowed WILSON because it doesn't directly affect the events in this MANOR, but this is going too far.[/font]
After asessing both of the Caulk/Chalk (potential typo?) Liches, I shoot one of them with my RIFLE into the spot I asessed as the weakest, and also relay the information to my teammates.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]No, that is not a typo.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It appears the weak spot of the LICHES are their HEADS, which are brittle and skull-like. 7,000 damage to a CAULK LICH.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]All three TEAMS have progressed into their THEATERS at this point.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The PETROLEUM LICHES deal 18 damage to THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The CAULK LICHES deal 6 damage to IRECREEPER and TT2000.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The MAGMA LICHES deal 6 damage to THE_SERPENT and FSEFTR.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The players who helped defeat the horde of NETHER mobs level up by two.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]LEVEL UP ~ engie_ninja, Aegis-A095, Talist, pionoplayer[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]Lv. 9 - Relic's Herald[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]Lv. 9 - Substitute[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Most of the players remain at the FRIGID PLATEAU, where the NETHER PORTAL leads to. However, piono and ENGIE_NINJA head through the ruined NETHER FORTRESS and to the WITHER'S TEMPLE. They enter.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Inside are what appear to be five or so WITHER SKELETONS that were acting as guards, but thanks to the PERMAFROST, they are incapacitated. There appears to be a NETHER STAR on a pedestal in the center of the TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Talist, upset with the genocide brought on by ENGIE_NINJA, leaves the party and wanders the NETHER, alone. Where his travels will take him will be discovered soon enough...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]fseftr: [PG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]IIII[/font]
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Magma Liches: [] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x2.)
Fancy Wallpaper.
Odd Machine.[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Second Floor]
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.[/spoiler]
[spoiler= First Floor]
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
DiamonDoug264: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.[/spoiler]
[spoiler= The Basement]
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.DEAD.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Nether Portal.
[spoiler=The Nether]
The Nether - Discovered Areas: Frigid Plateau, The Great Expanse, Wither's Temple
Curse of Frigidity: Every turn, players in the Nether take 2 damage each post and at the EoTB.
The Frigid Plateau - Players:
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 18/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII[/font]
I take a heart container from the group inventory and use it.
You guys watch the movie, i'll handle these Liches.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SASSMASTER I go up to the LICHES and say "OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO YOU DID'NT". I UPPERCUT SLICE the LICHES, at close range, before pulling out my DOOMBRINGER and shooting a LICH in the face at an even closer range.
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x46 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
Advanced-Powered Adminium War Armor 1
Colorless Revolutionary Railmagnum 1
Mercurian Malady 1
Monochrome Sword 1
Lollichop 1
Diamond Sword 1
Diamond Pickaxe 1
Torches 128
Steak 64
Oak Logs 64
Railmagnum Ammo 12
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
______
I quickly retrieve my items, then keep heading towards the rest of the group. I don't really care what team I'm on. I (somehow) begin playing epic music () for no reason, then continue on.
My anger is rising: 1/5
Generic charge(x2 combo!): 24/40
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 19/40 x3 (3 trade with Dimentio)
Ammo charge 1/5 + 8 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableHey Scratch! I pull a nuke out of nowhere and blow up all of your manor because according to recent events, blowing up a dimension is child's play. Of corse, this isn't going to work because of plot armor, but it really should because doing that would be FAR easier then what Engie just did. mutter, mutter, hypocrisy, mutter
I go into the Nether portal and grab Engie's liquid helium gun. So then what laws of energy does this follow then?! Rules that allow negative molecular movement? Rules that completely ignore any kind of thermodynamics? Rules that allow you to hold black holes worth of helium and not destroy yourself and then release it all? Rules that allow energy to just vanish? Seems like conservation of energy is just a suggestion, not a law anymore. If it still functions, I use it for one last thing: to freeze the lid of Engie's gray chest shut. If it doesn't work, I just kick the chest down onto an obsidian lake. After that, I take the gun and smash it to pieces and scatter it in front of the portal. I then reclaim my items. Thank you Scratch for letting every living thing I tried to save reasonably and peacefully die horribly at the hands of a psychopath. And finally, screw you Scratch, I'm not going into that temple. Don't you think that would be just one final kick in the teeth to the Nether? Think about it: we came into these creatures' natural home, killed them, destroyed everything in their land, and now you want me to go and defile the last remaining sign that this realm ever harbored life? No, I'm not going to do it. I walk off across an obsidian lake. I'm free now, free from your manor.
+3 up for trade with anyone who is not Engie x5
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I respawn, walk back through the portal, and trudge slowly towards the Wither Temple.
"And what I have done so far itself is nothing compared to what I am prepared to do."
As I walk, shadows gather around me, warping the very existence of the area I walk through.
"There can be no mercy in war. That is what makes war what it is."
Closing in on the Wither Temple, I never slow, not even sparing a glance at the frozen Wither Skeletons trapped in the ice.
"And when you readily accept that... Only then, can you truly win."
I enter the temple alone.
"That is what EONS of experience and eternities of war have taught me."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I have difficulty understanding the severity of anger you and the others feel towards Engie, Erelye, and any others that may crop up, as, after all, regardless of their true morality, those in the Nether were hostile to us, and therefore to be brought to an end.
{Cough*Roleplay opinion*Cough}
As for what Engie has said, excuse and veterancy are no reason to allow yourself to fall into the shadows, some remnant of hope and light of peace should be maintained always, for otherwise, we all fall into the long dark of waste and aftermath. So did the last DTG server fall, but perhaps we can save this one. From something. After all we have done to ruin it. We who bring an end to our enemies, we who create the abominations to plague the world, we who are, to those lesser, like the riders of Armageddon, beings on high, shining brighter than the sun, and raining down greater devastation than any atomic war.
/seminull
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
1 Hashmap Turntable
4 Records
1 Piano
1 Guitar
1 TV
1 Computer
10 Paintings
1 Locked Suitcase (equipped)
Ok then, I swing at the nearest target with my Suitcase
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
17/?? K4yne Super: Bait n' Bash
Trading +3.
> K4yne & R.K.: Make sure the Basilisk is dead. Then enter the Theater in a Buddy Cop show style manner.
Thanks for healing me.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
3x Cheese
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
you know /\s well /\s i do th/\t it would only le/\d to trouble
plus pvps off
/nullpost
Oh no
Charge:1/20
As Twin may or may not has informed you guys, I was off in Florida last week. Well, I'm back, so enough talky talk- there's fighting to be done!
(Did I reference too many things?)
After returning the Black Box to Lagfest, and equipping the Shotgun, I go to the Nether Portal seeing as how everyone else in my room is dead... I watch for any danger and blast it with my shotgun.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Also,All the enemies in the nether and the gauntlet were destroyed by Engie. Unfortunately, he didn't heed my warning earlier...
------MEANWHILE------
A group of players of the blockland army nears the location of the manor. They begin to speak in a private chat:
PARANOiA: no. Wait till they kill doctor scratch. We wouldn't want to begin while another war is going on.
KamenRiderWizard: good strategy. Hey, we might want to stay out of view at the moment, that guy is looking at us.
PARANOiA: WHAT?!?! GET OUT OF VIEW! QUICK!
The so-called "firewall of death" cloaks itself and moves to another location. The player who saw it warns the other players of the incoming ship...
(Prelude to a event/sidequest I'm currently working on.)
Data transfer: 21/26
Wi-Fi: /////
Apps:
-App Store
-Pesterchum
-Google chrome
-Data Blueprint
-ROBLOX
-Minecraft
-MAXSIDE Chat network
I'll be making my great escape now!
After asessing both of the Caulk/Chalk (potential typo?) Liches, I shoot one of them with my RIFLE into the spot I asessed as the weakest, and also relay the information to my teammates.
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x3
32/40 x2
11/15
If the enemy is somehow alive, red barrel.I enter the next room, which is presumably a theatre.
Charge: 2/20
Data transfer: 22/26
Wi-Fi: /////
Apps:
-App Store
-Pesterchum
-Google chrome
-Data Blueprint
-ROBLOX
-Minecraft
-MAXSIDE Chat network
I'll be making my great escape now!
Combat Operandi: Cerulean Totality
40/40 x3
34/40 x2
13/15
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Set Handle: armageddonsActuator [AA][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Set Color: #??????[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]You retreated one turn too late.[/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn, standing on the icey wasteland of the GAUNTLET, approximately where the CHROME CHECKPOINT used to stand. Although the temperature is extremely frigid, it is at least now bearable.[/font]
[spoiler=Show Pesterlog][font=courier new,courier,monospace]conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: Engie! You son of an enderman![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: Why in the world did you do something so bloody stupid?!?![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: A dimension-leveling blast right next to the portal?![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]CA: I swear if I ever get you alone I am going to kill you...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]conductorsAlternate [CA] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font][/spoiler]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You retrieve your items and equip BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE. You head through the NETHER PORTAL and enter what remains of the hellish dimension.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You take 2 damage due to the COLDNESS that permeates every atom of the NETHER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You open the GREEN CHEST.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]MANIACMASTERINVENTORY:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Crates[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Keys[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Finale Operandi Token[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 Heart Containers[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 PDAs[/font]
[spoiler=Show Pesterlog][font=courier new,courier,monospace]apocalypticTerminator [font=courier new,courier,monospace][AT][/font] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: I SHALL KILL YOU!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CANNOT BE REPLACED!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: YOU!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]AT: SHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!![/font][/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA] is no longer an idle chum![/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]GA: Shut the gorilla up, you gorilla.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]apocalypticTerminator [font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace][AT][/font][/font][/font] began pestering gyrokineticAnnihilator [GA].[/font][/spoiler]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]An all-encompassing rage swirls around you. You can't think straight. Your vision is blurred. Your skin turns solid black, and a red cloak forms around you. Those watching wonder, with increasing alarm, what exactly is happening to you. But those inclined to the Dark Arts already know.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You are beginning your descent into GRIMDARKNESS.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You kill the remaining RUST BASILISK, and throw him through the DOOR that leads to your THEATER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The THEATER is a fairly expansive room. It slopes downwards, with a clear path to follow in the middle, where you entered. On either side, a multitude of sofas are visible. On the walls, there is extremely fancy wallpaper. In the back, there is a small odd machine and a chest. On the stage at the far side of the room walk two MAGMA LICHES.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You open the CHEST.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]THE_SERPENT INVENTORY:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Crates[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Keys[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Finale Operandi Token[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 Heart Containers[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 PDAs[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Instead of aggressing the PETROLEUM LICHES, you sit down in a seat.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You watch the movie.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You equip THE VOID OF HEAT and the FUSIONTHROWER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You walk through the NETHER, which does away with nearly all of its obstacles, since they relied on actual heat. The dimension is now bone-chilling and completely covered in frost and ice. You walk across a dormant sea of lava and march into THE WITHER'S TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It is a giant, black structure carved out of what appears to be WITHER SKELETON BONES. Stone tendrils snake out of it, suspended in midair. Carvings of bygone ages and eldritch horrors are everywhere amongst its concrete halls. [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]2 damage.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]If you had been paying attention, you would have seen this took place 413 years in the future, and that Split time-traveled from his current location in time. He is dead, so it happened while he was alive.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn. There isn't much to run through in the GAUNTLET, so you make it to the NETHER PORTAL with ease. [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot access DIMENTIO's mind. You and him are in completely different universes.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Well, the theory that the NETHER is the core of the OVERWORLD is really justified depending on who you asked. No one really knows the location of it for sure. Perhaps we'll find out in due time.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]I did say that, didn't I? Ah, well. Flashy actions have a tendency to cancel that out. At least your items will be retrievable, unlike what a death in the End would provide.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You watch the movie.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Examining the machine first would be a better idea.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The machine is aptly titled, CLAW MACHINE! It is constructed exactly how you would expect: a joystick for maneuvering the titular apparatus, the claw, a button for lowering the claw, an exhaust chute where any potential goodies will go out of, and a slot for payment.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It appears you will have to pay using SACRED ITEMS: HOG SLOP, ELF TEARS, WEASEL SNOT, and PIE FILLING. You can sacrifice 2 of each for one try, and 8 of each for five tries.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The list of SACRED ITEMS you own will now be shared to everyone, and will be kept track of in the End-of-Turn Battles.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You fully heal K4YNE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]TIME: +000:00:00:00:00:00.033 after ENGIE_NINJA's attack:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]A giant blast of PSIO-NAETHERIC power surges through the NETHER, instantly killing everything within a hundred blocks of the PORTAL. However, there is nothing alive within that radius.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The NETHER has undergone a NEW ICE AGE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]> AMPERZ4ND: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - MERCY KILLING[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]15,000 damage to a CAULK LICH.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]AMPERZ4ND INVENTORY:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]4,500 damage to a CAULK LICH.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]VIEWFINDER TIMER: 413:04:01:00:00:59[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot use PAC-MAN on the MAGIC CUEBALL VIEWFINDER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Failed because there is no such thing as a CAPCHALAGUE CARD. There are CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS, however. Perhaps you meant those instead? I doubt it.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You head through the NETHER PORTAL. 2 COLDNESS damage.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You watch the movie.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn and retrieve your ITEMS. You head towards the NETHER PORTAL.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Whether you like it or not, engie_ninja did a service icing the NETHER. The creatures in there cannot be reasoned with, unlike the Endermen. Perhaps a minority could be, but there are much more horrible creatures in the NETHER than the END.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot access other players' GREY CHESTS, although I recognize it would be a suitable outlet for you to take your anger out on.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]These [/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You walk away from the WITHER'S TEMPLE. You have officially gone solo.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]...What happens from here on out will be relayed by me.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You respawn and retrieve your items. You walk through the wasteland you have created with no apparent remorse and no apparent regret. You close in on the WITHER TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You enter it.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You need to walk through the DOOR first. Additionally, your SUITCASE does not function as a weapon.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You and ROBO-K4YNE enter the THEATER in a BUDDY COP SHOW STYLE MANNER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The MAGMA LICHES in the room look at your shenanigans peculiarly.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You open the CHEST.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]TT2000 INVENTORY:[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Crates[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 Mann Co. Keys[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+1 Finale Operandi Token[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 Heart Containers[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+2 PDAs[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The LICHES are not made solely out of PETROLEUM. It's just their prefix. It gives them a black color, and, in a different game, would affect the items they dropped upon death.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]5,000 damage to a PETROLEUM LICH.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]+3 HP.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You return and equip your SHOTGUN. Many things have changed since you left...[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]All lava in the Gauntlet has turned to solid obsidian. Every single trap in the Gauntlet is neutralized. It has turned into, in essence, an ice wasteland, much like the Nether. All its danger is gone. Every unseen demon in it is gone as well. The walkway to the portals is the only structure standing. Everything else has eroded away, leaving only the solid obsidian landmass to walk on.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You run across the flat land and head into the NETHER PORTAL.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The NETHER is similarly changed. The lava is pure obsidian. Everything in the dimension has eroded. Massive cliffs of Netherrack tumble down into the obsidian. Every mob has frozen to death. It is a far cry of what it once was.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The only standing structure is the WITHER'S TEMPLE. It lies before you.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You take 2 COLDNESS damage.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You cannot do a SIDEQUEST in a SIDEQUEST. There are too many things going on at once as it is. Please don't compound the insanity of this thread. I allowed WILSON because it doesn't directly affect the events in this MANOR, but this is going too far.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]No, that is not a typo.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]It appears the weak spot of the LICHES are their HEADS, which are brittle and skull-like. 7,000 damage to a CAULK LICH.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]You enter the THEATER.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]PETROLEUM LICHES. You can't shorten that.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]4,000 damage.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]8,000 damage.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]All three TEAMS have progressed into their THEATERS at this point.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The PETROLEUM LICHES deal 18 damage to THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The CAULK LICHES deal 6 damage to IRECREEPER and TT2000.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The MAGMA LICHES deal 6 damage to THE_SERPENT and FSEFTR.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]The players who helped defeat the horde of NETHER mobs level up by two.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]LEVEL UP ~ engie_ninja, Aegis-A095, Talist, pionoplayer[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Lv. 9 - Relic's Herald[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Lv. 9 - Substitute[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Most of the players remain at the FRIGID PLATEAU, where the NETHER PORTAL leads to. However, piono and ENGIE_NINJA head through the ruined NETHER FORTRESS and to the WITHER'S TEMPLE. They enter.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Inside are what appear to be five or so WITHER SKELETONS that were acting as guards, but thanks to the PERMAFROST, they are incapacitated. There appears to be a NETHER STAR on a pedestal in the center of the TEMPLE.[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Talist, upset with the genocide brought on by ENGIE_NINJA, leaves the party and wanders the NETHER, alone. Where his travels will take him will be discovered soon enough...[/font]
Scratch's Manor:
[spoiler=Third Floor (Current Floor)]
Third Floor - Discovered Rooms: Waiting Room
Waiting Room - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20. Level 5: Yellow Dwarf.
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: LOCKED SUITCASE, HASHMAP TURNTABLES.
Waiting Room - Objects of Interest:
Large Door.
[spoiler=Red Gauntlet]
Theater - Players:
[font=courier new,courier]The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] [/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]IIII[/font]
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 14/20. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, MIGHTY WALLOPER. Lv. 9: Cthulu's Apprentice.
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]PitTheAngel:[/font] [AG] HP: 18/20. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF. [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]IIII[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. [font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED - IUBEOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII[/font][/font]
Witherdragon2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: CRUDE FLAIL. Lv. 3: Cunningpork.
strudelkitty4427. [P] HP: 16/20. Equipped: CALEDSCRATCH, IRON ARMOR. Taken: CUTTER PALM, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 6: Scratched. Votes: IIIIIIII
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Petroleum Lich: [
Petroleum Lich: [
Popcorn Machine.
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Green Gauntlet]
Theater - Players:
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]5l1n65h07:[/font] [font=courier new,courier][N][/font][font=courier new,courier][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Blue Gauntlet]
Theater - Players:
[font=courier new,courier]The_Serpent:[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] [PG[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace][font=courier new,courier,monospace]K4yne:[/font] [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] - MEDICUS MORTE.[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII[/font]
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]fseftr: [PG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS. [/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace]MAXED[/font][font=courier new,courier,monospace] - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO[/font] [font=courier new,courier,monospace]IIII[/font]
Theater - Objects of Interest:
Magma Liches: [
Fancy Wallpaper.
Odd Machine.[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Second Floor]
Second Floor - Discovered Rooms: Living Room, Gallery, Hallway, Studio, The Pit.
Living Room - Players:
Living Room - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Studio.
East Door. Leads to Hallway.
South Door. Leads to The Pit.
West Door. Leads to Gallery.
Final Door. Leads to Game Room.
Staircase. Leads back to Finale.
Gallery - Players:
Gallery - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door.
The Pit - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 5: Ranger
The Pit - Objects of Interest:
The Giant Pit. Fully bridged.
Green Door.
Studio - Players:
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M, DIAMOND SWORD, IRON ARMOR. Lv. 5: Golden Pick.
Studio - Objects of Interest:
Game Room - Players:
Game Room - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Third Floor.[/spoiler]
[spoiler= First Floor]
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony, Entrance, Finale.
Library - Players:
Library - Objects of Interest:
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole.
Safe.
Kitchen - Players:
Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator.
Various Appliances.
Hallway - Players:
Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Green Door. Leads to Entrance.
Complex Redstone Structure.
Mounted Cueball Trophy.
Balcony - Players:
Closet - Players:
Entrance - Players:
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Entrance - Objects of Interest:
Wall of Mirrors.
Final Door. Leads to Finale.
Finale - Players:
DiamonDoug264: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Finale - Objects of Interest:
Staircase. Leads to Living Room.[/spoiler]
[spoiler= The Basement]
The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground, Forge, Repository, Mirror Room, Gauntlet.
Sacred Ground - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
North Door. Leads to Gauntlet.
West Door. Leads to Repository.
South Door. Leads to Forge.
East Door. Leads to Mirror Room.
Phonograph.
Forge - Players:
Forge - Objects of Interest:
Magic Cueball Viewfinder.
West Door. Leads to Empty Room.
Repository - Players:
Gauntlet - Players:
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/20. Lv. 5: Mage of Chaos.DEAD.Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Gauntlet - Objects of Interest:
Nether Portal.
[spoiler=The Nether]
The Nether - Discovered Areas: Frigid Plateau, The Great Expanse, Wither's Temple
Curse of Frigidity: Every turn, players in the Nether take 2 damage each post and at the EoTB.
The Frigid Plateau - Players:
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 18/20. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII[/font]
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 16/20. Lv. 2: Old OS.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP:16/20. Equipped: SHOTGUN. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
The Frigid Plateau - Objects of Interest:
Road to Wither's Temple.
The Great Expanse - Players:
Talist: [AG] HP: 16/20. Equipped: GOLDEN EGG. Lv. 7: Peacemaker.
Wither's Temple - Players:
[font=courier new,courier,monospace]engie_ninja: [N] HP: 16/20. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII[/font]
Piono: [AG] HP: 14/20. Equipped: THE VOID OF HEAT, FUSIONTHROWER. Lv. 9: Substitute.
Wither's Temple - Objects of Interest:
Nether Star.[/spoiler]
[/spoiler]
Group Inventory:
Chair / 20 Gun Magazines / 10 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / Stick of Butter / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / Telescope / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / Computer / 255 Bricks / 3 Record Discs / Disc Reader / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 64 Steak / 256 Cobblestone / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart
Sacred Items:
30 Elf Tears / 30 Hog Slop / 30 Pie Fillings / 30 Weasel Snot
(Every turn, a random amount of Sacred Items will be added. Sacred Items can be spent on Claw Machines or Combat Operandi.)
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
You guys watch the movie, i'll handle these Liches.
>BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SASSMASTER
I go up to the LICHES and say "OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO YOU DID'NT".
I UPPERCUT SLICE the LICHES, at close range, before pulling out my DOOMBRINGER and shooting a LICH in the face at an even closer range.
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
CHAOTIC ATTACK/COMBAT OPERANDI/BATTLE TECHNIQUE (10/10)
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Sneaky Sneaky 10/10
Life (Defense + Health) Buff 11/10
Attack Attack 10/10
Attack Buff 1/10
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
DOOMBRINGER
You'll Feel a Little *****
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 4 MESSAGES
+3 trade avaliable x1
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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