Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
Ricardo dammit Scratch. Didn't you count my examination of the records because it's one of the more complex things again? Anyway, i start two new charges. Two charged Cura healing spells.
1/14 Cura Special
1/14 Cura Special
> K4yne: Apply Hellspawn arrows directly to Strident's forehead. > R. K.: Defense buff Serpent.
License Board Stats
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Now that my (current) third attack is done charging, I begin to charge up summonning MICROSOFT CLOUD PIECE Blocks. They are very advanced, technological, highly craftabe blocks. I start to summon 10 of them. 1/10
Diamond Sword / Torch x128 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / You'll Feel a Little ***** / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter / Mann Co Crate / Mann Co Key / Name Tag / Description Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / The Iron Web / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks 1/10
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I repeatedly stab Nega-Erelye with Man's Best Friend, then shoot him with a bolt of life (or lack thereof) draining energy. He is assuredly not dead, so I conjure up a glowing field of light to protect myself.
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I take two of modpack's +3 trades, one with this post, and one with the one that hasn't been claimed yet.
38/40
20/20
3/15
3/5
3/3 20/20 expended! Level 120 Slug-Tech: Thunder Storm: I take out Danger: High Voltage, and load in special high-power rounds. I add on my extra clip, full of explosive rounds. I tack on my lightning round clip I add on my alternator, while firing my gun, it will cycle through high-power rounds, explosive rounds, and lightning rounds. I unload all three clips into Dark Engie, creating a small maelstrom of crackling lightning, small fireballs, and lots, and lots, and lots of noise.
3/3 expended!
special attack: aimbot!
I draw my bow, and begin slamming arrows into Dark Engie's chest at ludicrously high speeds, dealing even more damage in addition to the rain of shells just unloaded into Dark Engie by pionoplayer.
I use Combat Operandi: Amplifyify on Strident. This allows me to use my modus and an amplifier to amplify(ify?) my own energy and convert it into sound. The huge sound wave deals damage.
I thought about trying to make peace, but... That's a terrible idea. Who ever uses PEACE?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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[ 6 / 6 ] COMBAT OPERANDI: CHAIR BLESSING
I pull out the chair in our Group Inventory, and turn it to ashes.
The ashes circle around me, and restore HP and give me a slight ATK buff.
I then use that ATK buff and attack an Ace High with my Enderdragon's Scythe and Hand of Pearl.
PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO has opened memo on board THE_FORGE. PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO responded to memo. PTG: Well, figure I'd give this whole Pesterchum thing a try. PTG: I mean, it's actually from Homestuck legitimately, so that's cool! PTG: Maybe it'll get popular on the Thread. PTG: Anyways, I'm posting this here to say that my Update Terminal has done something weird. PTG: It's indicating that on June 4th, 2014, there won't be a post. PTG: Weird. The Thread'll go on for that long!
PTG: Eh, it's just a game, I guess. PTG: They take time. PTG: So! I'll get back to posting. It's gotten popular already! PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO ceased responding to memo. If only you knew. PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO closed memo.
...maybe we should just say 'screw it' and create a paradox? I think I might.
...although...my past experiences with paradoxes...ugh, just ask piono
/null
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Meh... Its not worth it.
Let's do it! You just say that because you're hoping it won't cause a continuity loop.
Yup. Allow me to remind you and explain to everyone else why it is a bad idea. There are quite a few different ways reality deals with paradoxes. The most common is something like a black hole, which sucks things in until whatever most directly caused the paradox has been destroyed. No one knows why that counts as fixing it, but it does. The best you can hope for is a continuity loop, that's when a chain of events is caused by itself with no discernible source to start it. If something was caused by itself with no logical way that it could have started, that was a paradox being resolved into a continuity loop. Next you have paradox voids, these are nasty buggers, this is what happens when a paradox happens in a completely different time span than what caused it, and the result would be a paradox black hole otherwise. It rips a massive gash in the fabric of reality, and all the stuff that was sucked into paradox holes nearby flows back out into reality, along with... other things. They aren't very nice. Trust me. Sometimes various other things happen where the paradox gets patched up by other events, this can manifest in many different ways, but they are all very similar and not worth going over. Sometimes certain beings get called in to fix it, they are incredibly powerful and among the only things that command paradox entities. Some of you may be familiar with the paradox king, he is the most powerful of said beings who can resolve paradoxes on their own. The second least common type of paradox resolution is doomed timelines, because it takes the willful force of an entity to pressure reality into this. Think of it like a poorly made splint, it makes things better for a little while, but ultimately makes the final process of fixing everything far more painful and more likely to be lethal. For example, it turns the potentially problematic minor paradoxes of paradox space into massive cascades, of which Homestuck is actually one of the smaller ones. The rarest is a bad thing.
... Even piono can't speak on it. We've seen what happens, and when a paradox goes on without being resolved by anything... Bad things happen. Even me and piono and even the paradox king himself are powerless to stop broken paradoxes. That is why smart people don't deliberately cause paradoxes. If nothing resolves it, everyone dies. Paradoxes have only ever gone unresolved three times within this reality plane. The first was while it was newer, long before any of us had even been thought of for the first time. It almost ended everything. Another nearly destroyed what is called the 'real world', but ultimately that is lucky for us, as it caused the big bang in the various timelines it split off of the original real world and caused splintering that created us, but it greatly stunted the growth of reality. The third wasn't nearly as bad, but it was horrible. Me, and piono witnessed it. The OP king fell prey to it, that's why he no longer exists. Yes, he has been talking, but he has been completely removed from reality in all forms. That is how powerful he is, he survived an unsolved paradox. But that's aside the point. Even the OP king couldn't stop it (although certain amounts of backstabbing from a certain minecraftian didn't help him), and things would've been much worse. A handful of beings strong enough were there to stop it, the Author being one of the mid-strengthed ones.
Anyway, I've been rambling. Paradoxes are not worth it though dimentiosome, if we got lucky we wouldn't notice that we'd changed the timeline, if we got unlucky we'd have another paradox event to deal with on top of Scratch. If we got really unlucky... I've said enough.
He's right I guess, no paradox for us.
/nullpost
Well, I suppose you must be right. Just keep it in mind, though, as a worst-case scenario. I believe we have enough resources to defeat Scratch on our own.
...
...aw...
/null
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
Ricardo dammit Scratch. Didn't you count my examination of the records because it's one of the more complex things again? Anyway, i start two new charges. Two charged Cura healing spells.
1/14 Cura Special
1/14 Cura Special
> K4yne: Apply Hellspawn arrows directly to Strident's forehead.
> R. K.: Defense buff Serpent.
14 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
18 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
4x Cheese
1x Diet Coke Jug
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
2/10
Nightslice 10/10
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Palutena's XBlade
Diamond Pickaxe
+3 trade available x3
/null
Does no one want to trade +3 with me? Sad face...
/unnull
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Well, aren't you just being soooo significant.
I'm doing it for the greater good.
Ha. Learn to be more selfish!
3/10
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I thrust my sword into the Ace.
The Earth-Splitter: 18/40 (help me charge this!)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
38/40
20/20
3/15
3/5
3/3
20/20 expended!
Level 120 Slug-Tech: Thunder Storm:
I take out Danger: High Voltage, and load in special high-power rounds.
I add on my extra clip, full of explosive rounds.
I tack on my lightning round clip
I add on my alternator, while firing my gun, it will cycle through high-power rounds, explosive rounds, and lightning rounds.
I unload all three clips into Dark Engie, creating a small maelstrom of crackling lightning, small fireballs, and lots, and lots, and lots of noise.
3/3 expended!
special attack: aimbot!
I draw my bow, and begin slamming arrows into Dark Engie's chest at ludicrously high speeds, dealing even more damage in addition to the rain of shells just unloaded into Dark Engie by pionoplayer.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*picks starter Pokemon"
Do you want to pick Articuno, the Freeze Pokemon?
Do you want to pick Zapdos, the Thunder Pokemon?
Do you want to pick Moltres, the Blazing Pokemon?
"I choose you, Zapdos!"
Obtained Lv. 2 Zapdos!
(No level cap!)
Moves (can have more than 4):
Roost
(Heals Zapdos to max health, can't be used twice in a row)
Zap Cannon
Does 80 damage plus 1/4th of Zapdos's level.
Is this even legal?
*as
Also, I don't know what's even going on.
EDIT - Zapdos, in this case, should be considered a pure charge, not an entity.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[ 5 / 6 ]
COMBAT OPERANDI:
Chair Blessing
I cast Minor Heal on myself.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I thought about trying to make peace, but... That's a terrible idea. Who ever uses PEACE?
Oh no
[ 6 / 6 ]
COMBAT OPERANDI: CHAIR BLESSING
I pull out the chair in our Group Inventory, and turn it to ashes.
The ashes circle around me, and restore HP and give me a slight ATK buff.
I then use that ATK buff and attack an Ace High with my Enderdragon's Scythe and Hand of Pearl.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
17/40 x6
2/10 x32
1/10
INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container / Computer / Granite x64
HP: 6/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch
Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up / Fried Eggs / Shattered Souls / Crimson Vortex / Metal Storm / Tick Tock
==> You're low on HP
Spend the Ubercharge on pure heal on myself.
==> BATTLE TECHNIQUE - WATER WHEEL - Flash step behind Darg Engie and do a lateral roll, slamming Batter Up and Fried Eggs into his crown.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO has opened memo on board THE_FORGE.
PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO responded to memo.
PTG: Well, figure I'd give this whole Pesterchum thing a try.
PTG: I mean, it's actually from Homestuck legitimately, so that's cool!
PTG: Maybe it'll get popular on the Thread.
PTG: Anyways, I'm posting this here to say that my Update Terminal has done something weird.
PTG: It's indicating that on June 4th, 2014, there won't be a post.
PTG: Weird. The Thread'll go on for that long!
PTG: Eh, it's just a game, I guess.
PTG: They take time.
PTG: So! I'll get back to posting. It's gotten popular already!
PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO ceased responding to memo.
If only you knew.
PAST twinGuardians [TG] 10 MONTHS AGO closed memo.
...maybe we should just say 'screw it' and create a paradox? I think I might.
...although...my past experiences with paradoxes...ugh, just ask piono
/null
Its not worth it.
Let's do it!
You just say that because you're hoping it won't cause a continuity loop.
Yup.
Allow me to remind you and explain to everyone else why it is a bad idea.
There are quite a few different ways reality deals with paradoxes.
The most common is something like a black hole, which sucks things in until whatever most directly caused the paradox has been destroyed.
No one knows why that counts as fixing it, but it does.
The best you can hope for is a continuity loop, that's when a chain of events is caused by itself with no discernible source to start it. If something was caused by itself with no logical way that it could have started, that was a paradox being resolved into a continuity loop.
Next you have paradox voids, these are nasty buggers, this is what happens when a paradox happens in a completely different time span than what caused it, and the result would be a paradox black hole otherwise. It rips a massive gash in the fabric of reality, and all the stuff that was sucked into paradox holes nearby flows back out into reality, along with... other things. They aren't very nice. Trust me.
Sometimes various other things happen where the paradox gets patched up by other events, this can manifest in many different ways, but they are all very similar and not worth going over.
Sometimes certain beings get called in to fix it, they are incredibly powerful and among the only things that command paradox entities. Some of you may be familiar with the paradox king, he is the most powerful of said beings who can resolve paradoxes on their own.
The second least common type of paradox resolution is doomed timelines, because it takes the willful force of an entity to pressure reality into this. Think of it like a poorly made splint, it makes things better for a little while, but ultimately makes the final process of fixing everything far more painful and more likely to be lethal. For example, it turns the potentially problematic minor paradoxes of paradox space into massive cascades, of which Homestuck is actually one of the smaller ones.
The rarest is a bad thing.
...
Even piono can't speak on it. We've seen what happens, and when a paradox goes on without being resolved by anything...
Bad things happen.
Even me and piono and even the paradox king himself are powerless to stop broken paradoxes.
That is why smart people don't deliberately cause paradoxes.
If nothing resolves it, everyone dies.
Paradoxes have only ever gone unresolved three times within this reality plane.
The first was while it was newer, long before any of us had even been thought of for the first time. It almost ended everything.
Another nearly destroyed what is called the 'real world', but ultimately that is lucky for us, as it caused the big bang in the various timelines it split off of the original real world and caused splintering that created us, but it greatly stunted the growth of reality.
The third wasn't nearly as bad, but it was horrible. Me, and piono witnessed it.
The OP king fell prey to it, that's why he no longer exists. Yes, he has been talking, but he has been completely removed from reality in all forms. That is how powerful he is, he survived an unsolved paradox.
But that's aside the point.
Even the OP king couldn't stop it (although certain amounts of backstabbing from a certain minecraftian didn't help him), and things would've been much worse.
A handful of beings strong enough were there to stop it, the Author being one of the mid-strengthed ones.
Anyway, I've been rambling.
Paradoxes are not worth it though dimentiosome, if we got lucky we wouldn't notice that we'd changed the timeline, if we got unlucky we'd have another paradox event to deal with on top of Scratch.
If we got really unlucky...
I've said enough.
He's right I guess, no paradox for us.
/nullpost
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
...
...aw...
/null
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