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OPERANDI-SWITCH:
CHAIR BLESSING

I quickly drink the Jug of OJ.
Given the nature of food in this game, it heals me.

[ Scratch, my third post was meant to be an attack. Sorry for the inconvenience. ]

Hey, why didn't me and aegis level up for our team-KO of most of the nega players?
I put out a +3 trade
34/40
19/20
15/15
2/3 x2
3/3 expended!
special attack: spray n' pray!
I whip out the giga gun, step back, and unleash all heck upon nega-pionoplayer
(I've noticed that charged attacks with alchemies do the base damage of the charged attack plus whatever the alchemy's base damage is, and isn't a 3 post charge like 5000 damage, so this attack was like a 12500 damage attack I think, unless I minicritted)
attack:
I prefer to use my minecraftian abilities, but I'll make an exception.
Folow-up final:
I whip out broken uraniums umbrage, and bring it down across nega-pionoplayer's neck, neatly finishing the mirror image.

I check my inventory

Wait just a second! How did the Artist hit me?! I was in a completely different room!!

...Oh well. It seems you didn't attribute much damage to the Ace. By my calculations, he should be almost dead. So.. I do an uppercut finisher to the Ace.

The Earth-Splitter: 14/40 (or maybe 30, it depends on how quick the final boss comes. I'm looking at you Scratch!)

There's just one question I must ask you Scratch. I'm told you know a lot about the fourth wall. And you know how dangerous it is if it's broken. Well, did you seriously believe your army would be the only thing to come from it? Hah! I beg to differ!! And that's exactly the reason why I am trying to kill you, to fix this nonsense. Also, before I end this semi-rant, I want you to know, Lord English will kill you. You're not his loyal servant! He's just using you! Good day!

I put out another +3 trade. Maniac, if you want, you can do +3 trades, both players get three +1 charge boosts to use as they will.
I currently have two trades out.
35/40
20/20
15/15
3/3
attack:
If nega-pionoplayer hasn't yet died for some reason, I punch him down, then stab him in the face many many times with my diamond sword until he is dead. I don't care if it isn't a proper finisher I just want the pleasure of killing him.
O.O
Who are you looking at?
Nothing...
Anyway, if nega-pionoplayer IS dead:
I ender-rush dark-engie, delivering many painful and damaging sword strikes to his face.

15/15 expended!
Utility: Deep Freeze!
I pull out the void of heat, a familiar aura surrounds it, the same one as shown twice before, once before the attack that froze Sawbuck so hard even time and space stopped for him, the second an attack of even greater strength that stopped one of the most powerful first guardians ever, Doc Scratch, cold.
Its power is at that of the second time.
The massive blast of cold immediately crashes into Dark Engie, freezing him solid. For the next three turns (Sawbuck took a nine charge to do this, but since Dark Engie is more powerful, I think a 15 post charge would be applicable here) Dark Engie cannot attack, block, act, dodge, or anything else that might benefit him. And because he frozen so cold, heat attacks can't thaw him, they instead deal extra damage due to cracking.

Tried using what Wikipedia defined as '32bit', then decoding it from there. Hey, I have Internet access.

_____

Well, I'm kinda stumped for now, so I attempt to use the same password for wifi on he Viewfinder. Unless I already know the admin password, which I think I do. Anyways, if I get it on: I enter the coordinates of the site of the monolith. Maybe it's reappearing? That would be bad, especially since Scratch now technically knows the location. I check the machine for any additional buttons, preferably to actually interact with what is happening on the screen.

So A C T - Wait. Adenine, Cystine, Thymine, Guanine, Uracil? Huh...

I thought your Homestuck canon was good to. ECTOBIOLOGIST SUCKA!

Also, has it occured to you that I'm not bound to that? I'm not from that universe you dolt (rolls eyes).

2^5? That's what Base 32 sounds like to me.

trade +3 with piono

13/40 x6
7/10 x29
6/10

INVENTORY
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / 1st & 2nd Floor Plan / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Large Chest / Copper Throwing Knives x10 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container / Computer / Granite x64

HP: 6/20 EQUIPPED
Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Torch

Weapons: Mana's Secret Weapon / Batter Up / Fried Eggs / Shattered Souls / Crimson Vortex / Metal Storm / Tick Tock

PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O

swissarmyRifle[SR] logged in

==> I chug a gallon of milk like a pro one glass at a time, and hurl the empty glasses at Nega-Piono as I finish them.

==> CLAIM L00t
I retrieve BREAK HEADS . Use it on Nega-Piono in a flashy way. EXECUTION!

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 18/40 x1 (3 from Aegis, 3 from Piono)
Ammo charge 1/5 + 2 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable

I walk back into the mirror room. I walk up to my grey chest and rip the lid off. I use the lid to bash nega engie. I then take my stuff back.

Wilson is still here. He is the only thing left in the battlefield other than the godmodder that is actually doing anything. Wilson takes a few steps back and continues to look at the cube thing. It isn't very big, maybe about nine fe- WHOOSH! THUMP! Ermph, whimper. Wilson is blasted off the shelf by the other cube vehicle reappearing above him. He lands in the sand unconscious with a soft thud. (But does anyone actually read these?)

Oh. Looks like you did. Well. I feel like a loser.

> Select middle rightmost cube, move left 3, down 9

Charge: 1/10
I've still got my 30 and 40 post charges, right? Not that I can use them. Yet.

"Five... Four... Three..."

GUARDIAN ANGEL PROTOCOL ACTIVATED
UP YOU GET, SON

A gigantic blast of white energy shoots down from the skies, blindingly intense, encompassing the mirror room.

"Two... One... Zero."

The mirror room explodes in light. Dark Engie, due to being a dark being, immediately warps out of the room to avoid death. The nega-player still in there, on the other hand, probably won't be so fortunate.

The light fades. White energy bands reveal themselves around the players. They then crack and shatter.

The pieces of my body on the floor start gathering at a single point.

I walk over to where OpelSpeedster is.
"Hello, can I have your key?"

All seems somewhat clear now. I cast a healing spell on myself, then enter the mirror room. The thing is, with negative versions of me, they are either completely insane and kill themselves (Nega versions, not me) or they are completely obedient and will kill themselves if I tell them to. Unfortunately, I suspect that I will still have to fight myself to advance the plot. But, the thing is that my alchemy was said to only have been able to be wielded by the pure of heart. Therefore, it should fail Nega-me. If none of this is logical, I use the curse of bats on Nega-me, which should turn his internal organs into bats. Whether they are man/elf/drow/whatever I am eating or not is irrelevant. While he is distracted, I decapitated him with Man's Best Friend.

I go through the South Door, hoping to find some objects of interest. My Black Box does slow me down a bit...

"Lagfest, how come this thing's so heavy?"

Lagfest the Soldier: "You kids today don't know how to dominate! *points to Black Box* This is what God would use to shoot somebody."

Oryx the Mad God does manage to catch up to the conversation...

"Where is my wine? I am going to absolutely punish the Godmodder once I'm done with him!"

"Sorry, Oryx, but your wine is in another castle."

"Well, it's not my castle! I'll actually get to doing something soon..."

I shoot the artist with Starry Night!

I combine my Furnace and all of my Scrap Metal plus a few torches to make my BoomStick, a ranged secondary weapon that uses torches.

I then move over to the hallway and take on Ace High, bashing the Pottery Prosecutor right in the skull.

Mark II Generic Charged Object: 1/15

If the Ace is dead, I take the contents of the chest and put it in the group inventory. If he isn't, I fire my minigun at it for exactly 12 seconds.

The Earth-Splitter: 15/40

I look around for blocks that I can mine with my Diamond Pickaxe, of which I am equipped with now. If I can mine it, I do. I still equip my weapon, I just place it on my back.




+3 trade available x1

I go into the gallery and heal TT with the charged uber.

Also, no level up from killing of nega-me?

How exactly do battle techniques work?
I begin charging one. 1/10

i examine the Armistryx

Train slash: 5/10

I take the chair, diamonds, telescope and 10 gun magazines, and mod them back to their original (building) components. Pretty much decrafting them. I then read another page of the book, and write "Hi!" on a random blank page of the book.




+3 trade available x2