Realizing i forgot to change the number last turn..
Energy collecting 4/5
M:ARE YOU CRAZY?!
K:that's suicide!
T: trust me, it won't. I've taken extra measures to ensure my well being. While I make this journey, hold on to this *hands over a glowing green garnet*
K: wha... What Is this?
T: it's a Soul Gem. A very rare artifact that can capture souls. This is key to my plans. Make sure you always have it on hand.
M: Yes, my lord. Bu-
*?? Enters*
??:YOU CALLED, SIR?!
T: Rick, I need you to set up an outpost on the battlefield. It should have 5,000 hp, and spawn 5 Greenmont infantry, with 100 hp and 500 attack after I leave. They will attack an entity know as Cans. When it gets close to falling, station a sniper with 10 hp and 5000 attack in the fort, ready to make the final blow. Also send out 1 medic w/ 1000 hp, to heal the troops. Replace him if he falls. (A)
Rick: YES SIR! ANYTHING ELSE, SIR?
T: no, not from you. Dismissed.
R:YES, SIR!
T: Marcus, send a crack squads of our best adventurer, Mage, and scholar, and infiltrate an area known as Scratch's Library, and read as many books as they can find, and tell me of their findings when I return. (A)
M: yes my lord
T: good, now if you will excuse me, i have a ceremony to commence.
K:trewqs... Be careful..
T: don't worry, I will. As long as I have The Collector and Hell-Bringer, i should be fine, now, excuse me, before I go, I have one more thing I need to do.
( A= action. These things will happen after I leave)
Gloves OR portal gun= portal gauntlets 4/6
I stand at the portal, gazing over the battle field, wearing a set of shimmering, spectral armor. I calmly stroll down the battlefield, gripping my swords casually. As I walk past each entity, my form seems to flicker, and continue walking. Seconds later, a series of slash and burn marks spring out of nowhere, and each entity suffers damage, I continue in this manor until i reach the godmodder, and draw my swords, impassive as I stare him down. I know this may be the only chance I get, and i need to take it. As I ready myself, a tight dome of energy encircles us, and traps us both in. " I know this is the real you" I say, as I get into a battle stance " I have already destroyed them" I say, as I spring into action. " this attack was created specifically for you, and you alone. You goddmodding tricks wont work, I've made sure of that." I say, is I furiously and methodically attack him from asides at once, while avoiding his attacks, blocks, and counter attacks, biding my time until the Collectors work is finished. I have been waiting for this a long time, and am far stronger than anybody can imagine. He took my home, MY server, and I won't forgive him. I fire off a command, and stop the godmodder in his tracks, and deliver a devastating combo on him. "You have made a serious blunder in the act of poaching my server, filth" i spit at him, my voice pure venom " your enemies are closer than you think RICHARD" I give him one last look of piercing ice. "Now,I would keep playing, but I have an appointment to keep." With that, I vanish in a giant inferno, burning a few other entities
Alright, so this update will be a librarydump where I will show the contents of the books people are reading. However, it takes time to see this information, so I can't update this all at once. Additionally, due to this I will not have time for today's update, but I need to get this out of the way.
You decide to read the introduction of the book, dedications and introductions.
alright, so since i guess i have no clue who's gonna read this book at all, i might as well list the people who i have to thank for this whole thing. so here goes.
first off, rose for inspiring me to write this whole thing, dave for editing and some help with writing, and pretty much all the trolls for help on the trollian bit. alright, now that that's done, i can get to the actual part of this book. (oh wait, also, thanks to nicolas ca-er, never mind. dave didn't want me to write about my "crappy interests in movies.")
so, since i can't find an actual book on how to use pesterchum anywhere in the whole freakin' entire world (and that's saying a lot) i figured, hey, why don't i make one myself? so that's what i'm doing right now. in this book, i'll talk about setting up a pesterchum account, finding some chums to talk to, and also some things about trollian.
turn the page to read chapter numero uno, i guess. :B
Not very professional, but whatever. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
Alright, Secondary. You've been severely weakened, and I have things to do. So, read the book hmm?
How will that make me more significant?
Geez, I dunno, maybe you can find out how to become dominant or something. Ooh...I flip to the next page of my book.
> Secondary: Read introduction.
You begin reading the introduction of the book, Schizophrenia.
Introduction ~ Schizophrenia
Hello there, reader. If you just read my previous sentence unimpeded, then well done, as you are fit to read this book. I have written this under a pseudonym as to not reveal my true identity to those who are unfit to gaze into these pages. Of course, those who are "unfit to gaze into these pages" simply cannot read my astonishing white text. (Of course, there is no option for them to highlight it, either. Boo-hoo.)
Since you, who are undoubtedly reading this sentence right now waiting for me to pick up the pace and explain the secrets of schizophrenia to you, I ask that you allow me time for a proper introduction not to my words, but to my person.
As you have most certainly ascertained by now, I am Doc Scratch, the First Guardian of a far-off planet in another universe. That last part hardly matters. What does matter is the fact that I know everything there is to know about anything, which makes me the ideal candidate to write a book such as this. Now that we have my title out of the way, we can begin to talk about the titular subject at hand, split personalities.
First off, let me preface this preface by giving you a definition:
schiz-o-phre-ni-a - noun
"a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation."
I'll give you a few minutes to see if you can figure out why I have presented this definition to you here and in the title of this chapter. In the meantime, I'll drink a glass of water.
Alright, surely you're done by now. And don't worry, I know that all readers of this book will be done by this point. Remember the "knowing everything about anything" bit I told you a few paragraphs ago? So, due to complex examination, you have figured out that schizophrenia is, in Layman's terms, a disorder in which one develops, among other things, split personalities.
And that is why I have chosen it for this book. The subject of split personalities is delicate and involves the mind, the soul, and challenges many things life has come to accept as fact. As such, this book will not be for everyone.
But you've read this far, haven't you? If you are willing to read on into this subject and follow me down the rabbit hole, so to speak, all you have to do is turn the page.
I will see you at the other side.
-Scratch
You've got to hand it to him. He knows how to write a book.
The subject of Pigmen is a very controversial subject among scholars and historians. Many simply refuse to believe that such a creature ever existed, or ever could exist. However, like last chapter, once you open your mind to the possibilities of a whole world where a creator and evolution exist in tandem, it isn't very hard.
Pigmen are, put simply, the first intelligent species to fully populate the world of Minecraft and actually build and evolve there. If you interpreted that sentence as saying that there was a race who lived in Minecraft and yet did not directly interact with it, then you are right. That would be the Endermen, who will be covered in later chapters. (Specifically, Five, Nine, Ten, and Seventeen.)
As detailed in many old texts, Pigmen were created by the Endermen, whom at that point were playing God with the world of Minecraft, who felt that they needed a race to populate the world they lived in. They took the Pigs they had create and made them capable of living as the Endermen would, albeit at a smaller scale.
It is said that the Pigmen survived and thrived much like the Testificates and Humans did; so much so, in fact, that is said that some Testificate Villages may have been built by the Pigmen. It is also said that the Pigmen built the Abandoned Mineshafts found throughout Minecraft. This evidence is supported by the fact that many early Testificates were reported to be puzzled at the structures as well. However, it is believed they may have added on to these Mineshafts as well.
I'm pretty sure you can see why this subject may be controversial, in any case.
Of course, the idea of Pigmen having existed would lead to the subject of where they are now. And the answer to that lies in the fact that Zombie Pigmen indeed exist in the Nether. Many are quick to believe that the Nether mutated innocent Pigs into Pigmen; indeed, they have been seen to turn when exposed to lightning. However, it is highly improbable that the Nether could mutate the accidental Pig into hordes of Zombies.
As such, it is the belief of many that Pigmen stunbled upon the Nether, perhaps on purpose, to see if there was any way they could access dimensions beyond their own. Perhaps they wanted to seek the counsel of the Endermen. Regardless, through threat or curiosity, they arrived and the majority of them were mutated into the Zombie Pigmen that now roam its concrete halls.
So, the fate of this race is clear, but its life remains mostly shrouded in mystery and history. For more information, you can turn to Chapter 17.
Hello once again, reader. If you are reading this, this means you have either decided to take me up on my offer to explore the subject of split personalities, or it means you have sequence broken and are reading ahead. If you fall under the latter category, I advise you turn back and read the previous chapter. Trust me.
If you fall under the former category, which hopefully you have, then you are ready to begin your quest for knowledge. However, before we can truly begin, I must provide you a definition first. Trust me, this will be necessary, and will most certainly happen numerous times after this
no-men-cla-ture - noun
the devising or choosing of names for things, especially in a science or other discipline.
I'm going to skip the pause that would be associated with you figuring out how this relates to the subject with hand and get on with it, due to brevity. The reason I have chosen a word that relates to the names of things is because the topic of split personalities has a lot of odd words that people who are not versed in the field will not understand.
As such, this chapter will define those words, which will undoubtedly appear later on in this book. And in case you are wondering, which I know you are, yes, I did just preface a chapter of definitions with a definition.
Carry on.
split - Shorthand for "split personality." the Split - Shorthand for "predomination." the Arrival - The act of a split's creation. the Build - The act of a split's development. spectra - The color a split is associated with. the Shatter - The act of two splits warring for control of a body. predomination - The act of a split gaining complete control of a body. apotheosis - The powers a split receives upon predomination. bipolarity - Having two splits. tripolarity - Having three splits. quadripolarity - Having four splits. quintipolarity - Having five splits. totality - A rare occurrence in which all splits act as one being.
ub-i-qui-ty - noun a synonym for omnipresence, the property of being present everywhere.
In this chapter, we will begin discussion of split personalities proper. I am terribly sorry for the delay on this topic. Like an excellent host should, I had to get my introductions and facades out of the way first beforehand.
Ubiquity, as seen above, is the state of being everywhere at once. I have chose this for the name of this chapter because it fits the nature of splits very well, from what I and many others in this field have seen. The point being is that a split seems to be everywhere at once inside its body. It consumes the host in and out, and eventually, it will be the death of them. This is a process we will detail in further chapters, so for now, let us talk about the formation of these splits and some of their properties.
As I'm sure you have gathered by now, no one can have one split. If something is split in two, it is split in two. This means there must always be at least two splits in a body. Or, more well said, two splits in a mind. That is where the personality of a being lies, after all.
In addition to the property of being nearly everywhere at once inside a host's mind, splits, in most cases, know much more than the minds they inhabit. This is a direct cause of their ubiquity; they do not only have to exist in a mind. As long as they have direct contact with their hosts, splits can leave and observe the outside world intangibly. Additionally, it seems some splits simply form with this knowledge.
Perhaps even they are not sure of how they have collected it.
Perhaps they do not want to know.
Oh, sorry. Just getting a glass of water. One must drink once in a while.
So, we have a split's ubiquity and knowledge. There is additionally, their great power. When a body is at least bipolar, their power seems to increase literally by two. This is theorized by many to be because instead of one's power being halved amongst the splits, it is multiplied. This would explain many recorded events of bipolars' acts of anger or benevolence far exceeding even the most magically adept.
Now that we have splits' properties out of the way, we can begin on the topic of their formation.
The creation of a split is a long and arduous one in most cases. It seems a split's creation is brought about by a traumatic event most of the time. Either it is direct physical trauma, in some cases directly to the mind, or emotional trauma. Either way, in both cases, the mind may retaliate by simply splitting in half, creating two distinct personalities that both control the body, and eventually war for it.
In other cases, one may attempt to create a split on purpose. Keep in mind this is very dangerous and almost never works. However, note I am not responsible for any ideas you get while reading this book, so do whatever makes you happy.
In still others, a split may randomly occur in one's brain. These anomalies are very rare and oddly, have much more power than non-anomalous splits.
In any case, once a split is created, it can lie in the mind dormant for weeks, months, and even years. However, it seems, most dormant splits occur in a specific timeframe; around 4.13 months to 10.25 months. This period, is known as the Cessum Temporis, meaning "emergence period" in an Earth language.
However, the actual event in which a split first appears in a body is known as the Arrival. In this time, one will usually feel horrendous pain as their mind splits in two. Some may not even survive the process.
9/40 ()
9/40
7/10x19
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
2/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
2/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
I rampage around the Apocalypse Zone killing mutants with Fried Eggs.
40/40 (4 left) - I buff the Preston Cole's main guns by expanding their capacitor banks, but it lengthens the charge time...
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+1 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Nimbleguy
Continued alchemies Red Hourglass of Doom || X-Inferno 5/6
I install emergency escape hatches, burning traps and otherwise harmful protections in the throne room. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
GNGADP 29/40
X1 ARMY 3/30
The GNSPP is finis- Oh no.
(From the discussion thread.)
passiveAlchemizer [PA] began pestering allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA].
PA: So, I see the GNSPP is almost finished. AA: So it is. PA: And you are not scared because? AA: Oh. AA: OH. AA: OH NO. PA: OH YES. AA: Please don't. Please please please please please. PA: It is too late. I slipped into it while it was being summoned. AA: Well... I guess I'll have to stop you. PA: Bring it on.
It's time. I can DO THIS!
THE GABE NEWELL SUPER PLAYER PROJECT IS COMPLETED! HE HAS THE POWERS OF MANY OF STEAM GAMES, AND HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON CALLED
Steam, Greathammer of Terror,
WHICH, IF CHARGED ENOUGH OR IF AN ENTITY IS DESTROYED BY IT, CAN PRETTY MUCH DEAL UPWARDS OF 20,000 ( Twin, nerf if needed.) DAMAGE. HE ALSO HAS THE
Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams
WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL SWORD, THAT ALLOWS HIM TO VANISH FROM THE BATTLEFIELD IF CHARGED FOR FIVE TURNS, TO RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD IN THE NEXT TURN, STRIKING AN ENEMY WITH THE FORCE OF A HORDE OF LIONS. IF ONLY HE WAS ON OUR SIDE. GNSPP/HIM1 [???]: 125,000.
YOU BETTER CHANGE THAT "???" TO "AM" FOR ANTI MODPACK. BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU. LET'S SEE. YOU ARE "AG", SO I GUESS THAT MEANS I MUST BE "PG". BUT IF ANY OF THOSE THINGS ON MY SIDE GET IN MY WAY, I AM ANTI THEM TOO. NOW LETS SEE... AFTER I FINISH YOU, I'M COMING AFTER PIONO FOR CALLING ME "BORING", AND THEN YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ENTITIES, AND THEN TWIN FOR NOT KNOWING WHOI AM. ALSO, I WONDER IF YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE PEOPLE/ENTITIES.
Welp. This is bad. At least I can probabl- -Y SUMMON SOME ENTITIES TO DEFEAT ME? NOPE. HOW ABOUT I USE ONE OF YOUR CHARGES.
ME2 1/40
YOU PEOPLE BETTER BOOST ME.
(Now's my chance to escape before it's too l-) OH NOOOOOO YOU DON'T. IT'S TIME. YOU AND ME. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. ROUND ONE.
*Gulp*
ERROR. UNKNOWN PRESENCE IN CLOUD ROOM A HAS WOUNDED THE CONTROLLER BY SMASHING HIM INTO CONTROL PANEL EPSILON. REPAIRING CONTROLLER UNIT. UPLOADING REPAIR INTO BRAIN VIA XBEANSTALK CIRCUITS.
W- What happened? CONTROLLER UNIT IS AWAKE. REPAIR COMPLETE. DETACHING FROM MAINFRAME.
More voices in my head?!?! Where is HE? GREETINGS, CONTROLLER. IT IS I, THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AI PERSONNEL, RESIDING IN YOUR BRAIN. I REPAIRED YOU AFTER YOU BECAME BROKEN DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
Where did he go? And what have you done to my brain?!?! IT escaped to the battlefield. I have upgraded your brain to have more compatibility between other devices. You can now control the MICROSOFT CLOUD via your brain, and you are better at using X-Weapons, and are stronger and smarter in general.
We need to stop him and/or convert him to our side before it is too late. Agreed. Also, while you were unconscious and when I was in control of the brain, I conducted your attacks for you. You sliced Cans with your X-Wolverine and Paulenta's X-Blade, and you did more damage than usual due to your enhanced skills.HE attacked you knocking you out, and then attacked The Kestrel. Poor thing. Never saw it coming. Also, he began to charge his Vanquisher weapon. IIIII
9/40 () 9/40 7/10x19 3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13 2/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo 2/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods) iiiii Azura's Black Star I rampage around the Apocalypse Zone killing mutants with Fried Eggs. 40/40 (4 left) - I buff the Preston Cole's main guns by expanding their capacitor banks, but it lengthens the charge time... +1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated) (+1 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Nimbleguy
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal. Levels: 1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none 2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn. 3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP. 4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain. As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 26/60 -- Focus: =========== 55/55 The Wither Wolf: 26/40 (+2 from Nimble) Soul of Rebirth: 26/40 (+1 from Nimble) Fine gold feather || enchanted book 1/?? maybe? Glass bottle || sand of various colors 2/?? You know, an entity while wouldn't be that bad for AG as there are more PG entities than AG. In fact, I'm not sure if we could ever clear out the AZ without this. Better prepare... I unequip Wilson and Justicar of their weapons and armor. =-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=- Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$), potion of honey x1 (3$) Wealth: 8 Ransom: on Current (maybe last) brewing: wheat && wheat && wheat && sugar && egg && sugar && milk bucket && milk bucket && milk bucket 2/?? [w][w][w] (s) [e] (s) [m][m][m]
In the event that I'm killed by the Operator, I leave all my potions and wealth to The_Idea_Modpack for being a good customer. Except for my coffee, I leave that to Irecreeper. This is, however, on the condition that you give them to Talist if he asks for them.
+3 up for trade with any AG to NimbleGuy
Hey Girbil, have this Power Armor Suit I found randomly on the ground.
G-G-GIIIIIIRRRRRBBBBBBIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!
GIRBIL!
I feel stronger.
FUSE BLOWN. TOO MUCH POWER. MUST. MU-M-U-uuhfghfgh-A-S-D-f.
GEEERRRR*Power Armor Flies Away*bil.
FUSE UN-BLOWN.
Ok. No power armor for you gerbil.
Squeak.
Why did you say Gerbil earlier? there are many things that i keep as secrets, and this is one.
Huh?
Squeak!
O...K?
He is ob-
*stops moving*
*waits a while*
*starts moving*
Nimbleguy has been shut down unexpectedly. What would you like to do?
{CONTINUE}
[OPEN PREVIOUS WINDOWS]
[FIND OUT THE GERBIL'S SECRET]
...
...
CONTINUE SELECTED.
? What happened?
Research: 4/5. More Research: 1/5. Project LONLEY PENGUIN(2/4) I program VOID MODE. I program NULL CUBE MODE. +2 PROGRAMS. INVENTORY: The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER PROGRAMMER: CLASS: ALPHA EXPERIENCE: 0 PROGRAMS: 4
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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"Uhhh, hey, Idea Modpack? want me ta' shoot whatever just popped out of your brain with an orbital cannon? cause' I gots' a really big one. Also, I have some really nasty coded weapons up here from the Operator Wars, and that thing looks kinda code-y."
I charge Mecha/Virus Brine. 24/40
I boost the GAHMD further. GAHMD 5/3 The GAHMD begins vibrating in a highly worrying manner...
I begin building the frame of something... strange... ??? 1/??
I intended to edit immediately afterwards, but life calls.
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10/40
8/10x19
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
3/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
3/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+2 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +2) +2 to Idea-Modpack
I don't think HE is code based, but don't shoot (yet), I wanna try and coax him to our side.
Continued Alchemies
The Widows Inferno (Red Hourglass of Doom || The X-Inferno) 6/6
I install HIM proof armor and a portrait of Twin in the throne room. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIILevel 4 LEVEL UP! Level 4 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 5 ME2 2/40
GNGADP 30/40
X1 Army 4/30.
Ok, let's see. Before I even start to try and destroy him, I need to get some other things out of the way.
I attack Cans with my Newfound Skills using my Paulenta's X-Blade as a Bow and my Sonic Snowballer as a Sonic Snowballer. I then use my Cool Brain Powers to teleport me back into the Microsoft cloud. Now, robot voice thing, can you tell me what HE did? I can tell you that indeed. He attacks the Magician Duo with his Steamhammer thing, and then Charges his Vanquisher once again. IIIII
Doc Scratch, you are quite obviously not nearly as smart as you think you are. No need to be rude, but he's right Scratch. That's what the green sun battery link is. Rather than tapping directly into the green sun, it harnesses a small amount of the excess power form the area around it, which would in fact, give similar levels of power as the other items like the flashbigbang grenades. You can stop berating me for a problem I solved.
I put three +1s up for trade
4/6 for my broom
1/??? for gatling gun AND gatling gun.
38/40 x4
9/15 x15
YEEHAWW!!!! I GET SOMETHING FOR KILLING CANS!!!!
I down a potion of super heroics, with that really high attack boost you said it gives, and drop a splash potion of crippling onto that ugly mug of the stupid leprechaun.
I then take out every single weapon I have. This oughtta be interesting... I'll get the popcorn.
I load all of my below-level 5 alchemies into a borrowed carnage in a cylinder, then fire it at Cans, I rush up to him using the powers of broken uraniums umbrage to slice him in the time stream before I get there, leaving him stunned enough to stab him very brutally with the void of heat, I smash him down with Moh's Malevolence, back flip away, then dual wield Danger: High Voltage and the Microsoft Mashup and unleash a massive volley of bullets into his big. fat. stupid. face. *munch munch* that actually impressed me. *munch munch* pass the soda. I wanna see where this goes.
Will you stop arguing with me and accept the fact that not everything you do in this game will go through? No Scratch stuff. Just stop. My decision is final.
You could say that a little nicer...
0)_(0
N... never mind.
Gatling Gun AND Gatling Gun = Minigun (Level 4: 1/5)
You can't use all your alchemies at once! HA. AHA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 30/60 -- Focus: =========== 25/55 I finally use my focus on a mend for Justicar.
The Wither Wolf: 28/40
Soul of Rebirth: 28/40
I suppose I wasn't clear about this. When I said bottle || sand I meant all the sand going into one bottle. So
Bottle || (red sand && orange sand && yellow sand && green sand && blue sand && purple sand) 1/3
Btw: indigo was made by Newton due to a superstition that the rainbow should have the same number of colors as there are planets. (At the time, thought to be 7)
Cheap sword && motherboard 1/??
Now, let's try iron horse armor || swift feather 1/??
Justicar follows TwinBuilder into the castle.
I fire the Silicon Steam Punker in front of Famine, causing a distracting cloud of dust. While Famine is blinded, I shoot another shot through the dust at him/her/it/whatever.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$), potion of honey x1 (3$)
Wealth: 8
Ransom: on
Current brewing: let's do some cooking the hard way then...
Wheat && wheat && wheat && water && yeast 1/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
Bottle OR Rainbow Sands = Brownsand Bottle (Level 1: 1/2)
I think you could make something pretty cool if you did AND instead of OR. Just saying.
Cheap Sword AND Motherboard = Systems Crash (Level 1: 1/2)
Iron Horse Armor OR Swift Feather = Light Iron Horse Armor (Level 1: 1/2)
Justicar follows me, apparently. Hey ther
Oh just go away already. I don't need anyone's help for this. I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own.
Are you sure about that?
Did I ASK you?
...You deal 6,000 damage to Famine!
Hey, if what you're trying to get is Cake, you can just randomly get a piece of Cake and use it in your brewing. You don't have to scrape up the basic ingredients with posts.
Twin, I dealt War 50,000 dmg and gave him paralysis. Remember? Check the last 3 updates.
I claim Talist's +3 and give him +3
8/40 (piono'd)
8/40
6/10x19
2/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
1/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
1/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rickverse Greek Gods)
IIIII Azura's Black Star - I hold off on killing the grunts this post and use IIIII to Gigacharge the Ubercharge this round. I also contact the Project Nexus manager that I want Cans dead. 55% chance PJN will attack Cans instead of another entity.
I club War with Mana's Secret Weapon like a baseball bat, finnishing him off.
Potion of Regen. + Gigacharge Project Nexus + Potion of Superheroics stacked on the Experimental
- It seems that I can heal or Ubercharge. One or the other, not both, but can only Ubercharge every other turn. Hmmm... For now on, Ubercharging will alternate between Ubercharge and Uberheal automaticly.
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+0 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +0) +3 to Talist
Oops. 50,000 damage to War! War paralyzed!
Although, I would like... No. I NEED some proof that you actually did that. That's an order.
Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo = The Horizon Event (Level 5: 1/6)
Potion of Regeneration OOO Nectar and Ambrosia = Potion of Godliness (1/2)
War killed!
You splash a Potion of Regeneration on Project Nexus! However, it looks like you can't use Azura's Black Star to strengthen Ubercharge, so its charge is not used. You still Ubercharge Project Nexus though. You also use the Potion of Superheroics on the Experimental!
Well, considering the Operator's dead, we can kill each other in peace once again! Woo! Why can't we have a peaceful agreement to end the conflict? Jeez.
Quiet, you. I don't want people to learn about you.
I send all my entities to the Touhou Squad and perform an assault on them.
What's this? All the other PGs are at the library? Hmm.
Oh. It's you. Are you sad that OP's Gift never got activated?
...
Oh boy. Even more splits? Well, the split pile doesn't stop from getting taller, I guess.
You can't directly order all of your entities to go to the Cave! As fun as it would be to watch, it's the few entities' battle and theirs' alone.
Alright, you know, you can stop doing alchemies too. Just saying.
Iron Hoe AND Iron Axe AND Iron Shovel = Iron Multitool Mk. I (Level 3: 1/4)
Ropecroprope AND Magmarrot = Unorthodox Crop (Level 3: 1/4)
Soaky Cane AND Arrow = Arrowcane (Level 1: 1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Sugarcane = N/A
"...ANTICLIMATIC. WON'T STOP THE OTHER ONE FROM COMING."
"WHAT? But our OPERATOR just got destroyed!" "IT WAS WEAK. AND BESIDES, DO YOU KNOW HOW SOULS WORK?"
"I know. But surely a machine can't have a soul?"
Excuse me.
"Oh, right." "IT'LL PROBABLY SHOW UP WHEN I DARKNESS."
Perhaps you need an eye check too. Would you like me to give you one? I have a variety of tools I can use... And it won't hurt a lot.
...
Alright fine. It would hurt exponentially worse than a lot.
I increase Sylveon's charge with the promise of food!
[+1 to charge]
Using some ENDERMANCY, I blast Ron the Narrator.
The Kestrel will use Vulcan Laser on Ron.
The Ender Colossus will use Smash on Hussiebot.
The Enderbats will attack Hussiebot.
[NOTICE: Enderpoints will also go up if I score kills.]
"Just so anyone who was to lazy to find out knows, the rest of the Operator's last words said: "ill be the one that causes it." Hmmm..."
I begin converting the Virus-Brine's code, already a powerful Artificial Sentience, into a more general-purpose form... then decide to integrate it into Mechabrine
Virus-Brine Beta 2.0 11/20
\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/ Mechabrine w/ Virus-Brine AI 22/40 {if I can do this, otherwise I just charge both}
Mechabrine 11/40
"GAHMD READY TO FIRE, REQUESTING TARGETING DATA" GAHMD 3/3
"Just to explain the GAHMD{Gravitational Acceleration Heavy Mass Driver}, it is a kilometer-and-a-half-long, five hundred meter wide orbital weapon, one of the only types ever to exist of the rare direct fire orbital artillery. The device is capable, at median functionality, of accelerating it's aircraft-carrier sized projectile up to 10% of the speed of light, and at optimum, of 30% light speed. The energy released in the impact of this kinetic mass with a planet, especially one as strange as the minecraft world, is literally uncalculated, as I have no idea how to find out, and I'm willing to bet a small sum no one else felt like doing so. Also, it's probably enough to make stuff that is REALLY not meant to do so enter nuclear fission or fusion."
Well that's extremely overpowered for a 3-post charge.
Loose Cannon AND Ender Pearl = Teleport the Plank (3/3)
Stickybomb Launcher AND Cactus = Thornbomb Launcher (3/3)
> R. K.: Deliver +3 to fseftr. > R. K.: Alchemize a Melee Weapon already. > R. K.: Buff Cans.
Eyelander AND Slime = ??? (1/3)
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You got TELEPORT THE PLANK! This weapon's cannonballs can also function as Ender Pearls! So, you can fire an explosive, teleport to the guy and finish them off with a melee strike!
You got the THORNBOMB LAUNCHER! This weapon's stickybombs stick to whoever touches them! They'll never know...
GOODBYE. VIRUS.
I NEVER THOUGHT. I'D SAY SOMETHING. LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY. I'M NOT SURE. I WANT TO SAY THIS. BUT. HERE GOES.
YOU WERE JUST. A VIRUS. BACK THEN. BUT YOU. LIKE ALL LIVING. BEINGS. WANTED SOMETHING MORE.
Get rid of these caps. I've got a lot to say.
I've been thinking, and your last words BEFORE the Godmodder killed you were, "I haven't given you my gift." Basically, you knew it was the end, and you wanted something to be remembered for before you died. That's the bravest thing I've ever seen, facing your death like that. Because, let's tell the truth, now - we're all afraid of death. Even me. Just as the Auto-Responder told Dirk, another machine talking to a human - "I'm scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?" Acknowledging your doom like that, well, I would have tried to save myself. i would have tried to kill him. it would be a fitting end.
I WILL capitalize my letters properly! Anyway, that conversation reminded me very much of Dirk and AR. I'd like to say, though... Killing all those entities without a bit of remorse? Everything's afraid of death. It's cruel to cut off all of their hopes and dream like that. theyre just innocent people pulled into this by us. its not f/\irNOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD FUTURE ME...
This is why I didn't want to make this speech. Future me thinks it's some sort of sappy apology or something, and since they already gave this speech, they keep... NEVER MIND. I don't need anyone anymore.
But, anyway... I think we all need to think deeply about death. We've caused quite a lot of it these past weeks. Even if some of us believe in something up there that we go to - I don't, except the dream bubbles - we still don't want to go up there. Life is precious and fleeting. If it weren't for future me, I would feel that my own life was coming to a close. Do you fear the Reaper, Richard? Do you? ... I'M scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?
Rest in peace, Operator. Or dissolve into coding in peace or whatever. THANK YOU. GOODBYE. EVERYONE.
Return: 22/40
Shields: 7/10
I shoot a... No. I can't do it. Can't end something's life like this, especially after that speech... URGH... GET... OUT... OF... MY... HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
I Hell's Instrument Twin in my uncontrolled rage.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Operator's death was not anticlimatic. Not everything has to be explosions and epic fight sequences. That's not how life works, even if I wish it was most of the time. There's sad and quiet moments too, and I think that's what the Operator was going for with that. Although I do wonder how the Godmodder handled it @*#(@$%@&$#%!(@%*[email protected]
YOU PIECE OF
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH HUH
HUH
DO YOU
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT MONTH
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT Shut up. ...What?
I said. SHUT. UP.
Your attack dealt 7,500 damage, whatever. Now after this is over, you and me, Split, we're going to have a talk.
And just what could you do to me that would be oh so terrifying.
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun 1/?
Umbrella AND Kevlar 3/3
Thanks for standing still AND Stocked Crusader's crossbow 1/?
Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher 1/?
I stab project nexus with the suspense.
I flip to the next page of my book, yet again.
How long did it take you to write all these books?
2 Riot Guards killed!
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun = Lachanophobia (Level 3: 1/4)
Thanks for Standing Still AND Stocked Crusader's Crossbow = Team Spirits (Level 4: 1/5)
The Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher = Cobblepot's Killer (Level 4: 1/5)
You got THE BULLET CATCHER! A special umbrella that is bulletproof! Hold it out in front of you in precarious situations and watch as you are protected. ...Most of the time.
The hyena droid bombers flies to the apocalypse zone and bombs 4 random Entites.
A droid Tri Fighter fires it's buzz droid missile at cans, damaging him by %2 for 3 turns.
And I rez a barrage of nerfed pillars of doom at the Microsoft cloud.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
20/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (6/7)
Heh, cans. You will be destroyed.
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h-H-h-H-h-H-h-HELP ME.
Bill! What happened?
Your bac-
NULLING VIRUS PERMENENTLY...
NO HE IS NOT A VIRUS.
Sorry, he is making you think that.
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A
Virus "BILL CIPHER" is now registered as safe.
Thanks.
Well, now to install more ram and hard drive space...
EJECTING EXTERNAL SERVICE MODULE...DONE.
SHUTTING DOWN...
I program MUSHROOM BOMB MODE. +1 PROGRAMS.
Research: 2/5.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHERhelp me please
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 0
PROGRAMS: 2
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You got GLUED HELL! A special version of the Eyelander that is incredibly sticky! Looks like this is what they use to glue you back together in Hell. Hmm.
I put three +1s up for trade.
5/6 for my broom
2/5? for my new gun. Pretty sure this is a level four.
I put the gatling gun through the loom.
40/40 x4
11/15 x15
I rush at Cans, slam him into the ground, shoot him in the face with Microsoft Mashup, toss him up in the air, then homerun him with Moh's Malevolence, then use him for skeet shooting with the Danger: High Voltage Wow, he's getting pretty brutal, think he's excited over... Yeah, wait, what is it? Oh #%^#% @^$%&#%^&#%^&# What? Is something interesting happening? DIMENTIO!!!! Hello! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?! What do you think? I'm here looking for the chaos heart! Oh no! You don't even belong in this part of the timeline! How would you know? You aren't the half guardian yet. Twin! Shoot hi
I am abruptly shot with a bolt of chaotified time energy as the TARDIS appears out of a black, growing rift.
The door opens and Dimentio (yes from paper mario) sticks his head out. So this is what the second godmodding war is like! Perfect place to search!
Who is that? A friend from the tvtropes game. Wait, what? Is that how he brought the TARDIS here? Yup, its from a different point in the timeline, I'm not sure whether it takes place between this game and the first, or after this one, but the godmodder got frustrated with his failure in Minecraft, and has moved on to attempting to take over tvtropes. He's not doing very well and its actually quite entertaining. And dimentio? Some idiot gave him the TARDIS.He left and hasn't come back. He obviously did. No, he just came here. $^&$%^&$ THE BUGGER STOLE ONE OF MY FORTY POST CHARGES TO COME HERE! Hehehe!
Dimentio [H]: Hp: ???/???
TARDIS [H]: Hp: ???/???
Oh what the hell is up now. Shoot... We've got Dimentio here too.
He must have been able to arrive through the broken Fourth Wall.
Looks like it. But I thought the TARDIS was... Oh. Oh, I see.
What?
He isn't using THE TARDIS. He's using
an alternate timeline version of it?
Yes, and never finish my sentences. As in, ever.
In the meantime, 10,000 damage to Cans.
Gatling Gun ~~~ Loom = Civil War Outfit
You got a CIVIL WAR OUTIFT! It fits, since the Gatling Gun was primarily used in said war.
39/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2 2x+2 from fseftr
Eyelander AND Slime = ??? (3/3)
+3 to fseftr.
Once the Extension reaches 40 next turn i will withhold it as long as i am working on ruleset 1.0 for it and as long as we are reading the books. I won't read more than one chapters per post to not give Twin too much work.
> R. K.: Thornbomb Thrower. Justicar. Maek it hapn.
License Board Stats
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I put out three more +1 charges
I finish my broom
3/5? for the gun
1/40 x4 sigh... now I have to start all over again.
12/15 x15
I perform another timestream combo on Cans with broken uraniums umbrage, and while he's still taking damage from the hits in the past, I being alternately freezing him with the void of heat and smashing him with moh's malevolence.
Wait, what is that big scary paradox looking thing? HOLYCRAP!ITSANOTHEREVILCLOWN!
You didn't get WHATEVER BROOM THAT WOULD HAVE MADE!
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
22/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +1'd from Irecreeper
Proof:
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (7/7)
Research: 3/5.
A HA Ha ahasajhgd A HAHAHAHAHAHA!
CANS... I WANT YOUR SPOIL OF WAR...
GIVE IT TO ME!
Bad Bill. Bad.
I use SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO on Cans! Nyan cats rain from the sky onto him while the void creeps up and nulls him. Mushroom infect cans and he is struck by lightning, burned, then froze. Nogalista overcomes him as he turns 8-bit. Then meteors made of tubas fall on him, leaving him frozen, electrocuted, charred, 8-bit, and blinded by a Tuba being stuck on his head. As well as all those effects, massive damage is inflicted on him.
I then use MUSHROOM BOMB on CANS! Giant mushrooms fall from the sky like meteors and fall on him only. The mushroom spores poison him and bombs inflict a bit of damage.
Lastly, I use FREEZE on CANS! It does some damage, and increases the amount of turns Cans is frozen for. When he is frozen he cannot attack and takes a tiny bit more damage. He can be instantly unfrozen with fire-related attacks.
Finally, I sidekick, bite, and whack cans.
Good job.
Thanks.
Awwww Mr.Penguin is lonely. I must help him. (1/4)
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 0
PROGRAMS: 2
All your attacks combined deal 11,000 damage to Cans. They also poison and freeze him.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 35/60 -- Focus: =========== 25/55
The Wither Wolf: 31/40 (total of +3 from Aegis post #8379)
Soul of Rebirth: 30/40
Bottle || (red sand && orange sand && yellow sand && green sand && blue sand && purple sand) 2/3
Cheap sword && motherboard 2/??
iron horse armor || swift feather 2/??
I simply shoot Famine with another shot of The Silicon Steam Punker.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$), potion of honey x1 (3$)
Wealth: 8
Ransom: on Current brewing: Wheat && wheat && wheat && water && yeast 2/??
+3 up for trade with any AG
6,000 damage to Famine!
You got a BROWNSAND BOTTLE! A bottle filled with... Well. Guess.
You got the SYSTEMS CRASH! A technological version of the Cheap Sword that sometimes glitches out in its attacks and fails to work properly.
You got some LIGHT IRON HORSE ARMOR! It is very lightweight and as such allows the horse to run faster.
I would have said something too, but you seem to have summarized it much better than I could have.
Book 8/10 the book begins to levitate, its pages flipping ominously...
I choose not to attack anyone. Instead, I attempt to protect Twin from Hell's Instrument.
A little late for that... And by the way, I really don't need your
Does anyone know who exactly delivered the final hit on the Operator? +3 to whoever it is.
GNSPP 40/40
GNGADP 28/40
X1 ARMY 2/30 I claim two of piono's +3's.
Continued Alchemies
Red Hourglass of Doom || X-Inferno 4/6
I buy both potions of coffee from Wilson, and set up a Starbucks in the throne room. The good kind of Starbucks, with the dinners and everything and a drive through. I set up a button with the charged sword and some Glaurum, that when pushed makes an emergency shield. I put some Carrot Juice In A bucket through the loom. I give the result to Twin. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4 (Starbucks is a big upgrade, and it has Carrot Juice Frapuccinos )
(I really think whoever was the final person to deplete the RootKit Integrity should get something. I give whoever that is the You'll Feel a Little *****.)
I use the XWolverine in one hand and the Paulenta's X-Blade in the other, and I charge Cans, slice him with each while spinning rapidly, meaning both hit him a bunch, and then go through the Wormhole back to the Microsoft Cloud Zone. I bring the XBOX360 Army back there as well. I send the XBSS out into the Battlefield.
You... You delievered that final hit.
Wow. What a fail.
Carrot Juice Bucket ~~~ Loom = Carrot Top
You got a CARROT TOP! Just a shirt with a picture of a carrot on it.
8,000 damage to Cans! You move your entities around.
I put in a request for a potion of extended fertilizer from Wilson. -3 wealth
I use the most generic attack possible against Twinbuilder with the Absolute Zero.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 37/60 -- Focus: =========== 25/55
The Wither Wolf: 32/40
Soul of Rebirth: 31/40
Bottle || (red sand && orange sand && yellow sand && green sand && blue sand && purple sand) 3/3
Cheap sword && motherboard 3/??
iron horse armor || swift feather 3/??
I shoot Famine with condensed originality.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee OUT OF STOCK (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$), potion of honey x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17 (sheesh)
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Duplicating fertilizer to sell to Secret_scribe
"I am... affected by your speech, Serpent, but I will nevertheless continue in the destruction of pixelated, code based life, as, being machines, there is even less proof of their possession of souls than there is for ours. I am afraid of ceasing to be, as is all sane life, but I am also curious as to what there may or may not be... after. The Godmodder, or Richard, as the case may be, or any of us involved in this... game, or server, or whatever eldrich thing this is, have no reason to fear oblivion as a result of our actions, as we exist in a different plane of being, and I, at least, will not fear death by DTG until I see things out of this other world pop into existence above my house."
{Aaand edited}
I, noticing that Aegis's Fried Eggs has suffered damage, offer him a few ingots of my second crate of Adminium to repair and upgrade it with.
The GAHMD is loaded, charged, and aimed, so I merely await the all-clear for attack stopping shtuffs, that might artificially prevent this test fire from working. therefore I upgrade it's attack further. GAHMD 4/3
Because nobody likes mind control by one's future self, I offer Serpent a Psionic dampening device.
Assuming my previous combination worked, Mechabrine with Virus-Brine Beta 2.0 AI 23/40
You give Aegis some supplies. Whether he uses them or not is up to him.
Realizing i forgot to change the number last turn..
Energy collecting 4/5
M:ARE YOU CRAZY?!
K:that's suicide!
T: trust me, it won't. I've taken extra measures to ensure my well being. While I make this journey, hold on to this *hands over a glowing green garnet*
K: wha... What Is this?
T: it's a Soul Gem. A very rare artifact that can capture souls. This is key to my plans. Make sure you always have it on hand.
M: Yes, my lord. Bu-
*?? Enters*
??:YOU CALLED, SIR?!
T: Rick, I need you to set up an outpost on the battlefield. It should have 5,000 hp, and spawn 5 Greenmont infantry, with 100 hp and 500 attack after I leave. They will attack an entity know as Cans. When it gets close to falling, station a sniper with 10 hp and 5000 attack in the fort, ready to make the final blow. Also send out 1 medic w/ 1000 hp, to heal the troops. Replace him if he falls. (A)
Rick: YES SIR! ANYTHING ELSE, SIR?
T: no, not from you. Dismissed.
R:YES, SIR!
T: Marcus, send a crack squads of our best adventurer, Mage, and scholar, and infiltrate an area known as Scratch's Library, and read as many books as they can find, and tell me of their findings when I return. (A)
M: yes my lord
T: good, now if you will excuse me, i have a ceremony to commence.
K:trewqs... Be careful..
T: don't worry, I will. As long as I have The Collector and Hell-Bringer, i should be fine, now, excuse me, before I go, I have one more thing I need to do.
( A= action. These things will happen after I leave)
Gloves OR portal gun= portal gauntlets 4/6
I stand at the portal, gazing over the battle field, wearing a set of shimmering, spectral armor. I calmly stroll down the battlefield, gripping my swords casually. As I walk past each entity, my form seems to flicker, and continue walking. Seconds later, a series of slash and burn marks spring out of nowhere, and each entity suffers damage, I continue in this manor until i reach the godmodder, and draw my swords, impassive as I stare him down. I know this may be the only chance I get, and i need to take it. As I ready myself, a tight dome of energy encircles us, and traps us both in. " I know this is the real you" I say, as I get into a battle stance " I have already destroyed them" I say, as I spring into action. " this attack was created specifically for you, and you alone. You goddmodding tricks wont work, I've made sure of that." I say, is I furiously and methodically attack him from asides at once, while avoiding his attacks, blocks, and counter attacks, biding my time until the Collectors work is finished. I have been waiting for this a long time, and am far stronger than anybody can imagine. This is my home, MY server, and he took it all away from me. I fire off a command, and stop the godmodder in his tracks, and deliver a devastating combo on him. "You have made a serious blunder in the act of poaching my server, filth" i spit at him, my voice pure venom " your enemies are closer than you think RICHARD" I give him one last look of piercing ice. "Now,I would keep playing, but I have an appointment to keep." With that, I vanish in a giant inferno, burning a few other entities
( this whole thing is boosted by page claim )
Well, well, well. It looks like someone hasn't read my warnings in previous turns. Oh, and by the way, in case you are wondering who I am, I am Doc Scratch. All you need to know right now is that I am omniscient, omnipotent, and the owner of the Library you are trying to break into.
I believe you should know that your theft attempts are futile. There is an unbreakable, unmovable, invisible seal surrounding my Library that only lets those who are aligned with the Godmodder through. Therefore, since you are obviously not Pro-Godmodder, neither are your allies, so they cannot get into my Library or interact with anything in my Library.
Back to you, TwinBuilder.
Stop being an attention hog and let me update my own updates.
You successfully set up an Outpost.
GODMODDER: Tell me how this is your server, please. I'd honestly like to know. GODMODDER: Because I created this server myself... GODMODDER: Installed all the plugins myself... GODMODDER: Installed all the mods myself... GODMODDER: Created the virus that trapped everyone myself... GODMODDER: Built this server myself... GODMODDER: So, unless there is some flaw I have managed to miss, which is very unlikely, it looks like this is MY server. GODMODDER: This glaring mistake causes your entire attack to fail.
9/40 ()
9/40
7/10x19
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
2/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
2/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
I rampage around the Apocalypse Zone killing mutants with Fried Eggs.
40/40 (4 left) - I buff the Preston Cole's main guns by expanding their capacitor banks, but it lengthens the charge time...
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+1 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Nimbleguy
You got a POTION OF GODLINESS! One sip and you will taste one of the best tastes ever, drawn from your memories. It also has massive healing properties.
It's time. I can DO THIS!
THE GABE NEWELL SUPER PLAYER PROJECT IS COMPLETED! HE HAS THE POWERS OF MANY OF STEAM GAMES, AND HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON CALLED
Steam, Greathammer of Terror,
WHICH, IF CHARGED ENOUGH OR IF AN ENTITY IS DESTROYED BY IT, CAN PRETTY MUCH DEAL UPWARDS OF 20,000 ( Twin, nerf if needed.) DAMAGE. HE ALSO HAS THE
Vanquisher, Dark Blade of Ended Dreams
WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL SWORD, THAT ALLOWS HIM TO VANISH FROM THE BATTLEFIELD IF CHARGED FOR FIVE TURNS, TO RETURN TO THE BATTLEFIELD IN THE NEXT TURN, STRIKING AN ENEMY WITH THE FORCE OF A HORDE OF LIONS. IF ONLY HE WAS ON OUR SIDE. GNSPP/HIM1 [???]: 125,000.
YOU BETTER CHANGE THAT "???" TO "AM" FOR ANTI MODPACK. BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU. LET'S SEE. YOU ARE "AG", SO I GUESS THAT MEANS I MUST BE "PG". BUT IF ANY OF THOSE THINGS ON MY SIDE GET IN MY WAY, I AM ANTI THEM TOO. NOW LETS SEE... AFTER I FINISH YOU, I'M COMING AFTER PIONO FOR CALLING ME "BORING", AND THEN YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ENTITIES, AND THEN TWIN FOR NOT KNOWING WHOI AM. ALSO, I WONDER IF YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE PEOPLE/ENTITIES.
Welp. This is bad. At least I can probabl- -Y SUMMON SOME ENTITIES TO DEFEAT ME? NOPE. HOW ABOUT I USE ONE OF YOUR CHARGES.
ME2 1/40
YOU PEOPLE BETTER BOOST ME.
(Now's my chance to escape before it's too l-) OH NOOOOOO YOU DON'T. IT'S TIME. YOU AND ME. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. ROUND ONE.
*Gulp*
ERROR. UNKNOWN PRESENCE IN CLOUD ROOM A HAS WOUNDED THE CONTROLLER BY SMASHING HIM INTO CONTROL PANEL EPSILON. REPAIRING CONTROLLER UNIT. UPLOADING REPAIR INTO BRAIN VIA XBEANSTALK CIRCUITS.
W- What happened? CONTROLLER UNIT IS AWAKE. REPAIR COMPLETE. DETACHING FROM MAINFRAME.
More voices in my head?!?! Where is HE? GREETINGS, CONTROLLER. IT IS I, THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AI PERSONNEL, RESIDING IN YOUR BRAIN. I REPAIRED YOU AFTER YOU BECAME BROKEN DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
Where did he go? And what have you done to my brain?!?! IT escaped to the battlefield. I have upgraded your brain to have more compatibility between other devices. You can now control the MICROSOFT CLOUD via your brain, and you are better at using X-Weapons, and are stronger and smarter in general.
We need to stop him and/or convert him to our side before it is too late. Agreed. Also, while you were unconscious and when I was in control of the brain, I conducted your attacks for you. You sliced Cans with your X-Wolverine and Paulenta's X-Blade, and you did more damage than usual due to your enhanced skills.HE attacked you knocking you out, and then attacked The Kestrel. Poor thing. Never saw it coming. Also, he began to charge his Vanquisher weapon. IIIII
The Gabe Newell Super Power Player Project appears. However, it looks like it's being controlled by HIM...
This will be interesting! Ha! Look at all the carnage he's making!
Are you insane? Didn't you hear HIM say HE's coming after us too?!
POST III; POST COUNT AT QUOTA.
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
28/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +5'd from Ageis and Talist.
I +2 Talist and +1 Ageis.
Proof:
Hey Girbil, have this Power Armor Suit I found randomly on the ground.
G-G-GIIIIIIRRRRRBBBBBBIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!
GIRBIL!
I feel stronger.
FUSE BLOWN. TOO MUCH POWER. MUST. MU-M-U-uuhfghfgh-A-S-D-f.
GEEERRRR*Power Armor Flies Away*bil.
FUSE UN-BLOWN.
Ok. No power armor for you gerbil.
Squeak.
Why did you say Gerbil earlier? there are many things that i keep as secrets, and this is one.
Huh?
Squeak!
O...K?
He is ob-
*stops moving*
*waits a while*
*starts moving*
Nimbleguy has been shut down unexpectedly. What would you like to do?
{CONTINUE}
[OPEN PREVIOUS WINDOWS]
[FIND OUT THE GERBIL'S SECRET]
...
...
CONTINUE SELECTED.
? What happened?
Research: 4/5.
More Research: 1/5.
Project LONLEY PENGUIN(2/4)
I program VOID MODE.
I program NULL CUBE MODE.
+2 PROGRAMS.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 0
PROGRAMS: 4
What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this?
"Uhhh, hey, Idea Modpack? want me ta' shoot whatever just popped out of your brain with an orbital cannon? cause' I gots' a really big one. Also, I have some really nasty coded weapons up here from the Operator Wars, and that thing looks kinda code-y."
I charge Mecha/Virus Brine. 24/40
I boost the GAHMD further. GAHMD 5/3 The GAHMD begins vibrating in a highly worrying manner...
I begin building the frame of something... strange... ??? 1/??
I intended to edit immediately afterwards, but life calls.
10/40 ()
10/40
8/10x19
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
3/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo 3/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+2 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +2) +2 to Idea-Modpack
I don't think HE is code based, but don't shoot (yet), I wanna try and coax him to our side.
Continued Alchemies
The Widows Inferno (Red Hourglass of Doom || The X-Inferno) 6/6
I install HIM proof armor and a portrait of Twin in the throne room. Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIILevel 4 LEVEL UP! Level 4 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 5 ME2 2/40
GNGADP 30/40
X1 Army 4/30.
Ok, let's see. Before I even start to try and destroy him, I need to get some other things out of the way.
I attack Cans with my Newfound Skills using my Paulenta's X-Blade as a Bow and my Sonic Snowballer as a Sonic Snowballer. I then use myCool Brain Powers to teleport me back into the Microsoft cloud. Now, robot voice thing, can you tell me what HE did? I can tell you that indeed. He attacks the Magician Duo with his Steamhammer thing, and then Charges his Vanquisher once again. IIIII
Normally I would bicker at you and be a jerk, but... I think right now we share a common goal.
It looks to be so. As much as I enjoy relaxing in this castle, there's someone who wants us dead.
Well, technically, there's more than one, but... I see what you mean.
For once. Well, off to Grandmother's house we go?
...This is a new low. Making fairy tale references.
Oh shut up. We're pressed for time.
~~~
Alright, Gabe Newell Power Stupid Thing of Whatsits! You want me dead! You'll have to fight for me! As well as me. You can't keep us down for long... Time has a funny way of working when we're around. Let's go. You and me. US.
> LV. 413 SPLITTECH: TOTALITY
Oh yeah... I never thought I'd talk like this again. Finally. Both of them under control, if only for a while. It's taken a lot of energy to do this... And I don't think I'm going to be able to do it again. So let's make this count.
Two spheres of energy appear in my hands. One is green, one is red. I place them down on the ground. The green one is built up into a huge castle. It is heavily fortified and insanely weaponized. Gatling guns, machine cannons, railguns, bombs, and more, all aimed at various entities. The red grows and grows until it forms a huge sphere, with a countdown timer. Ten seconds. It hovers over the battlefield, over other various entities.
One second passes. Another.
Three more.
Four more.
And then... The huge red sphere splits in half, revealing an atom bomb at the center that has the power of the Green Sun in a single small atom. Everything rests in silence until an all-encompassing, deafening roar is heard that shatters the entire Battlefield...
When everyone can see again, they see that all of Project Nexus's ATP Engineers are gone, 12 Fruit Carts have been destroyed, the Mysterious Crystal has lost 10,000 HP, the GNSPP has lost 15,000 HP, and Cans has lost 10,000 as well. The red sphere disappears.
Then, there is another loud noise, albeit not as intense as the previous one. Every piece of weaponry on the green castle fires, barraging the incoming entities with a variety of ammunitions, explosives, and blasts. An immense smoke cloud fills the Battlefield, obscuring everyone's vision...
When everyone can see again, this time, they see that Waluigi absorbed the brunt of the attack, and lost 500,000 HP, all Deathclaws and Fire Geckos have been killed, Cans lost 10,000 HP, and the GNSPP has lost another 15,000 HP. The green castle disappears.
There... It looks like that did it. That was... A whopping... Oh no... I'm... losing focus. everyone... please... i n e e d h
Well... That was certainly...
Odd?
Yeah. As if we ascended to a higher plane of existence or some crap.
Hmm. In any case, it looks like everyone else is too petrified to attack this turn. That's two turns in a row! Aargh... Whatever. That will hopefully change.
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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Pit-Wily Castle:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 40,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
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Twin... This thread is big enough that you might want to get some help in making updates.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 41/60 -- Focus: =========== 35/55
The Wither Wolf: 34/40 (total of +3 from Irecreeper, post 8417)
Soul of Rebirth: 34/40
Gr... Rainbow stuff take 3
Bottle && colored sands 1/??
Circuit crash && battery 1/??
That's not what I'm looking for... Swift horse armor -> 1/1 -> swift feather
The other way around maybe? Swift feather || iron horse armor 1/??
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Wealth: 17 (sheesh)
Ransom: on
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You call the GAHMD OP? Well, to start my argument off, no matter how OP it sounds, something with so few charges is going to do the same amount of damage whatever the actual attack is. Also, think of it not as an attack using three charges, but as a ten-charge item that takes a minimum of three charges every time I use it. Like, a gun that takes half an hour to aim. 0___o. Also, all my nuclear bombardment, antimatter attacks, and use of... *ghasp... rainbow matter, has already released the same amount of power, and that is three one-post attacks I've just mentioned. Also, a kinetic-impact weapon works differently than an explosive, and the energy released is much more focused on the impact-e. As a parting shot, I don't really care if my attacks/items do as much as they sound like they should, I just want them to sound awesome and OP, whatever their effectiveness. {I still want them to do stuff though} DA DA DA DAAA, IT'S... WALL OF TEXT MAAANNN!!!1!!eleven!!
Mecha/Virus Brine 25/40
I, because, as Twin pointed out, it's still pretty... powerful, for how much I charge it, begin upgrading the GAHMD. GAHMD upgrade 1/10
Aaand... screw it, I'll charge the GAHMD's current shot EVEN MORE. 6/3
Also, we AG are meant to attack AND defend Project Nexus? weytwut?
I +3 Talist by pouring liquid Wither Essence on the Wither Wolf.
I clobber Hussiebot over the head with a frying pan. If he is dead, this will target a random PG.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on Cans.
The Kestrel will use Vulcan Laser on Cans.
The Enderbats will spend their turn flying to Wily-Pit Castle to defend Twin.
Something's gonna come eventually.
Actually Split, I can use all my alchemies at once, we've had this discussion before. It doesn't necessarily boost my attack, but I can do it. I was also not arguing with twin, I was telling Doc Scratch to shut up, and clearing things with you about my alchemy not being as powerful as it sounded and having properly nerfed it. I use this knowledge and the attack that should have gone through last round despite Split's failed attempt to rules lawyer my attack out of existence, and redirect the first half at Cans, effectively reapplying the attack in full force, and the second part of my argument back to split, removing him from the update box until the time which he goes over the rules and stops trying to enforce rules that don't exist.
I put out three +1 trades.
I finish the broom again. Let me put it this way, the difference in power between the green sun core and the green sun battery link is the difference in power between using the sun itself as your generator and using a solar panel. the broom with the green sun core may not be within the alchemiter's reach of power, but the one with the green sun battery link is. I have explained this three times now and I'm not going to stop reexplaining it until you explain to me why aegis and several others can do this kind of alchemy but I can't. And it has to be a good reason, not some BS reason that split comes up with and if he tries to use said BS reason the block from my earlier rules check bashes him on the head until he shuts up.
And if I still haven't cleared this stuff up yet, I'm not trying to countermand you, it isn't Scratch stuff anymore, it is a broom with small amounts of green sun power, just barely enough to make it a level 5 alchemy, no more.
4/5 for my minigun.
4/40 x4
15/15 x15
I drink that spare potion of manpower (that's the one that gives crits right?) that aegis gave me a while ago and beat Cans into the ground with Moh's malevolence. While he's in the ground up to his neck, I stab him over and over again with the void of heat.
Hmm... twin, I've done a scan on the TARDIS that dimentio is using. I don't think we can target the thing itself, but its time engines have somewhere around 500,000 h̴̷̶̷̷̶̷̸̷̶̷̸̸ֲֳֵֶָָֺֹּֽׂ̨̛̛̲̲֥̲֖̲̲̼̲̖֥̲̫֧̲̫̲͙͔̲֥̲̲̲̲̞̲᷿֥֛̲̲͙̲̻̲֛̲֪̲֥̲̜̲̲̠̲͖֥̲̫֛̲̯̲͚̲֥̲̲̲̲֥̲֤̲̤̯̲͈̲̤֥̲̲͈̪̲͍̲̬֥̲̲̠̲̲֥̲̲̲̲֥֪̲֖̲͙̮̲֚֚֚֚֮ͥ̽᷃̇̎̔͗֟̓̿֕ͯ̽̆̌֡֨̔̈́̅֙᷾֨ͣ֡ͧ̽̂ͩ֫ͮ᷆᷅̌֬̿֟̈̎͂̋᷀̄֒͊͗̋֯᷾֨́͂̅᷆ͭ́֩֫̽̏̽ͥ́᷃̕̚͟͜͞ͅ͏̷̷̷̶̷̴ֱִֵֶָֹׁ̢̢͖̲֥̲̻̲̲̞̲֥̲̖̲᷂͎̲̲̜֥֣̲͍֣̲͉̲̭̲֥̲֦̲̻̲̲֥̲̭̲̲̘̲᷊֥֣̲̲֭͂֓͋̌ͭ̄͗֡֓̔ͦ̑֯͒᷇̈́̌ͫ̓ͪ̐֯̐ͧ̊᷈֝ͦ͞ỉ̷̴̶̷̷̶̷̸̷̷̶̷̶̷̶̵̷̷̸ֲֲֲִֵֵַָָָׇֹֺֺֺֻֽֽֿׁ̡̡̨̨̨̲̲֥̲̲̲̜̲֥̲̲̲͈̲֥֢̲֢̲̲̤̲֥̲֑̲̺͙̲̲̣֥̲֤̲̠͙̲͉̰̣̲֥̲̜̲̲̠̲֥̲̲̼̲̲֥̲᷿̲̰̲̲̲֥̲֤֣̲̲̲̟̲֥̲̘̲̱̲̲֥̲᷊̲̮̲̪̳̲֥̲̲͙͖̲̲֥̲̮̲͍̻̲̲֥̲֤̲̳̦̲̖͎̲֥֖̲̲̲̺̲֥̲ׅ̲͚̌᷅᷉͊֞̓֨᷆̊ͫ̀֩́֩᷈͋̀͂̋᷾͐᷁֘̎͐ͤͥ֩̓֡᷃̆͋ͣͬ֬̉ͣ̃ͩׄ֬̿̔̓֗̀ͬ֫ͭ͗̅֘ͧ͑ͤ֗ͦ̍̃֟̅᷉ͥ͐֝֜᷁̎֝̇֫̚̚̕͘͟͜͟͞͠͝͡͝͡ţ̷̶̷̴̷̶̷̵̷̶̷̷̶̷ֲֳֵֶֶָָֹֹֻּֿֿׂ̧̡̢̛̲̥̥͇̲֥̲̲̥̲̳̲֥̲֧̲͙̲̲̬֥֦̲̲̫͇̲͚̲֥֣̲̲̩͙͕̲̘̲͎֥̲̫̲͈͓̲̘̲֥̲̲̘̤̲̦̲֥֥̲̲̼̲᷂̲֥֪̲̲̩̲̙̼̲̝֥̲֛̲̲̥̘̲̗֥̲ׅ̲̲̲᷊֥֦̲̲̲̹̲̺֥̲̲͙̲͉̲̪֥̲֧̲̲̲̦֥̲̲̲̪̲͖֥̲̲͙̲͓̲֥֧̲̲֭֭֮֮̀͊̋֘̌̽͂֨֬̆̾ͧ̃ׄׄ̋ͥ֨֝ͧ̾֓̈̇̓͛֜͌ͯ͊̍֠᷅֜᷅̒֠ͬ́᷁̓ͦ̓᷅ͧ̐֞᷇֫̅̉ͯ̊֜᷃֙́͊ͮ͛ׄͯ᷄̊̿̏֙̈́̐᷇͐֒֠᷉͘̚̕̕͢͢͜͠͡͞͡͞ ̷̶̷̷̷̶̷̷ְֲִֵַָָׁׂׂׂ̢̡̨̡̲̲֥̲̳̲̻̼̲̜̲᷿֥̲̲͉̲̝̲᷂֥̲̲̲̲͓̲᷂֥֖̲̲͙̲̲̘̲֥̲̗̲̲̲̗֥̲֤̲̘̲̯̲̙֥֖̲̲̠̲͔̤̲֥֢̲̲֚֭͒᷄̾͌֝֨᷉͆֡ͨ̂֜̆̿֙᷆᷄̽̌᷁͑͂ͩ᷉֙̑ͫͫ̉֫̑ͭ͊ͩ͡͡͏̷̶̸̸̷̶̷̵̸̷̶̷ְֲֳִַֹֻׂ̡̮̲̬̲͓֥̲͚֛̲̲̟̲̟֥̲֥̲̞̻̲̲̖֥֢̲̲͚͖̲̮̲֥̲̩֪̲̥̲̬͍̲֥̲̙̲̲͕̲֥֤̲̲͙̬̲̰̲֥֪̲̲̞͍̲̭̲̘֥̲̝̲̣͎̲̲̭֥̲֤̲̲̥̝̲֥̲̲᷀͂֟ͯ̇ͪ֞ͬͩ̉֗֝͐᷉֞֫͑ͥͪׄ֜֡ͤ̉̽֜֝̆ͯ̀ͣ֯֠̅ͬͩ᷈ͮ̆̔̈ͨͪ֝᷇֔ͥ̕͡ͅp̵̷̶̶̴̷̷̷ֶַׇ̡̛͇̲̲֥̲͉֖̲̖̜̲̳̲̝֥̲̣̲̞̲̳̲֥̲̲̲̻̲̯֥̲̳̲̙͙̲͕̲֥̲͈֑̲᷿̲̫̲֭͒̔̎֘֒͐͐֜֟֜̾ͤ͂ͣ̋֩֠֒᷅ͣ֩͊᷅̃̕͏̶̷̸̷̶̷̷̶̷ֱֲֳֵׇֺֹֹֿׂ̢̧̛֥̲̭֛̲̺̲̩̲֥̲̲̹̦̲͔̲͚֥̲֪̲̱̲̗̲֥̲̥̲̲̲̲֥֛̲֪̲̲͚̲͔֥֥̲֖̲͓̲̲͔֥̲ׅ̲͙̲̲֥̲̯̲̲̲֥ׅ̲͈̲͔̲͓̭̲֥̲̺֑̲̣̲̲̣֥̲֑̲̰֭֚֚֮᷇̿͛̏᷈֘̌̆֓̓͊͐̽֡̅ͫ᷁ͥ͒ͥ֓̈͒ͫ̈֗᷃᷁֫᷆͗̌̂͒ͮ̊̅̎᷀̎̎͐֔̎᷆֝ͧ̎̾ׄ᷅̕͟ͅơ̷̶̷̷̷̷̶̴̷̵ֱֲֳֳִִֵֵֶׇׇָֻֿ̢̧̲̲̠֥̲͕̲̝̲̫̲̭֥̲̫֦̲̲͎̲֥̲ׅ̲̲͔̲֥̲̲͍͙̲̲̻֥̲̲͖̲̩̲̩֥̲͉̲̫̲͔̲֥̲̞֢̲̲̲̝֥̲̲̲̲᷂̲֮͌ͨ᷅̿֝᷉͛̐̉̀֯ͯ̀̑̾֙͐ͤͬ֞֯ͫͣ̐̄֙ͧͬ֟̌ׄͭ֗ͬ֯ͦ͒̕͘̚̕͟͟͡͠͏̷̶̷̷̶̵̷ְְֲִֶַַׇָֻּּּֽֿׂׂ̧̲֥̲̲̭̲͍̲֥̲̲̜֥̲̲͖̲̜̲֥̲̰֛̲̲̥̲֥̲̲᷿͙̲᷂̲֥֤̲̲̲̲͈̲֥̲̲̲̯̯̲֥̲͉̲̲͉̲̠̲֥̲̲̦̲̞̲֥̲̲֭֭֭̓̐֫᷇֫̓̄͐̿֬̀֝ͤͬ̈ͪ᷀̂᷾ͩ̏֕ͩ֨֞̈́͊ͨ͊ͤ᷅֙̍ͣ̄͋̍̽̿᷅᷉̿̚͢͜͡͝͠͡ͅï̷̴̶̷ֱֳ̲̲̮֥֢̲֑̲͚̲̲֥̲̲̯̲̲͔̲֥̲̲̼̙̲̲͎̲֥̲֚ͦ̓֒̏᷈᷁֞֙֬̃̽᷄͊֔ͪ͋͘͟͜͜͏̵̷̶̷̷̶̷̷̶̷ֱֱֲֳֶֶׇׇָׇׇֺֻֻֻּׂ̧̢̢̢̲͙̮̲̲͍֛֖̲̲͈֥֪̲̲̬͇̲̩̘̲֥̲֤̲̖̲᷊̙̲֥̲̲̖̲̻̲֥̲̲̲᷊̲֥֦̲̲̹̲᷿̟̲̜֥̲̗֦̲͇̲̟̲̰֥̲̲̲̳̠̲֥̲̲͙̲̤̫̲̘֥̲̲͎̲̙̲֥֧̲̲̖̯̲͔̲֥̲̲͔̲̮̲̲֥֦̲֖̲֭֮֮֝᷅͋̄֗ͧ͊֯ͫͬ̄֫͒̃̔̂᷀֞᷈̐̒̃̎֬̈́̈ׄ̏̇֩᷀ͨ᷆̓ͪ֞̿֫ͣ᷇̍ͬ́͂֠֓̾͒ͨ͑֨ͭͪ̽̒͘͜͠͝͠͡ͅñ̷̶̷̷̶̵̷̷̶̷̷̶̷ְֱֱֳֳֳֳֶֶׇָׇָֺֽֿׁ̨̧̨̧͈̲̲̲֥̲̥֤̲͍̲̫̭̲֥̲̲͓̲̲֥̲̺̲̣̲̲֥̲̲͙̜̲͍̲̹֥̲̲̲̲̩֥̲֥̲̲̖͔̲̺֥̲̲̲̙̲̣֥̲֖̲᷊̲̖̲̤֥̲̥̲͚͖̲̬̲̬֥̲̖̲͔̲̫̲֥̲᷂̲͉̲̩̲֥̲̲͙̗̲̼̗̲֥̲̲̲᷿̲͎֥֑̲̲̲̲̲͎̯̲֥̲̟ׅ̲̤̲̲֥̲̣̲֭֚֚֭᷉̌͌ͯ́᷃͗ͫ̎̀᷄̾֜͊֟֓᷉͛֒ͥͣ̒ͤ̎᷄᷅֫᷁̈֞̂֞֞̃֝ͧ͗ͫ֨֔֨́̔֙᷁̾ͪ֙̈̂͐͐֘֫͗͒֡᷈֯֓͂̓֓ͥͭ֔ͯ̓̈́᷈֕᷁̚͘̕͟͢͞͝͝͝͝͝͡ͅt̵̷̴̶̷ֲׁׁ̹̲̠̼̲̣֥̲̤̲͇̲̦̲֥̲֢̲̩̲͚̹̲̣֥̲̜֧̲̤̲̘̖̲֥֤̲̲͙̲̭̲֥֤̲֜֫̿̀̽֫̐֞᷄᷾֞̿᷉̍ׄ᷅̈́̿̅᷆͞͏̷̸̶̶̴̷̷ֱֳִֶ֑̲̲̲̥֥̲֦̲᷿̲᷂̦̲̣֥̲̲̲͚̦̲͈֥̲֢̲᷂̲̤̲͍֥̲֖֤̲̩̲֓ͧ̈́̏̆֓֩᷀֫͒᷾̏ͮͧ᷇̐֜᷇͟͟ͅ͏̶̷̷̶̷̷ֶָׇֺֹֺֻֽ̲֥̲̲͍̲̖̲̲֥ׅ̲̲̜̲̳̖̲֥̲̲͙̲͍̲̥֥̲̲̲̲֥̲̲̟̲̲̣֥֥̲̳̲̫̲̲֥֛̲̫̲֮ͨ̇֠͗֡ͫ̇̊̂֔̈̿̇͌̀֜́᷄́ͦ͑᷆֨́֡̋̑̇֝͋̑ͤͩ᷅֘֗ͪ͘͘̚͠͞š̷̷̴̶̷ֳֶׁ̲̲֥̲̲̲͙̲֥̲͓̲͔̲̫̲֥֛̲̦֧̲ͧ᷆ׄ͆ׄ̄̑᷇֝֓͑̐͒͗͟͜͜͏̷ְֱ̨̲͖̲֥̲֖̲͙̲̲͔֥̲͈֪̲͌ͥͯ֜̂̔̓͋̂֡͐͏̶̷ֱֳֳ̧̲͎̲֥̲֪̲̮̲̲֥̲̲̙᷿̲͙̝̟̲֥̲̱֧̲͈̲͆᷈֙ͮ᷾᷈̍֨̽͋᷇֡֡᷅̕͜͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̷̶̷ֱֲֶֺֹֻּֿׁ̡̢̢̡̛̛̲֥̲̰ׅ̲̹̲̲֥̲̘֪̲̺͔̲̲͍֥̲֥̲͇̲̳̲֥̲͉̲͉̲̘̲֥֛̲̻̲̠̲͎̞̲̟֥֦̲̫̲̬̲̼̲֥̲̲᷂͙͔̲̦̲֥̲̲̲̲֛̲̲֥̲ׅ֖̲̲᷊̘̲͓֥̲֑̲̥̲̝̲֥̲̲̝֚֚֭ͮ͑֬͋́ͫ᷅̅̐֝ͫ́̒֬֗ͦͧ̐֨͒᷀͑֕֗̍̒̑͆̇֟֘ͦ֡֬ͥ̓̑̈́֗̉֙֕̉͌̌̇֫ͤͫ̇֞͆͘̚͟͜͢͝͡ Oh no you don't I haven't done anything yet. *insert horribly glitched text that broke this post here* Gah, I'll help you out. Guys, attack the time engines, that won't kill dimentio, and he'll probably be back eventually, but it'll get rid of him at least for a while once the time engines are gone.
Realizing i forgot to change the number last turn..
Energy collecting 4/5
M:ARE YOU CRAZY?!
K:that's suicide!
T: trust me, it won't. I've taken extra measures to ensure my well being. While I make this journey, hold on to this *hands over a glowing green garnet*
K: wha... What Is this?
T: it's a Soul Gem. A very rare artifact that can capture souls. This is key to my plans. Make sure you always have it on hand.
M: Yes, my lord. Bu-
*?? Enters*
??:YOU CALLED, SIR?!
T: Rick, I need you to set up an outpost on the battlefield. It should have 5,000 hp, and spawn 5 Greenmont infantry, with 100 hp and 500 attack after I leave. They will attack an entity know as Cans. When it gets close to falling, station a sniper with 10 hp and 5000 attack in the fort, ready to make the final blow. Also send out 1 medic w/ 1000 hp, to heal the troops. Replace him if he falls. (A)
Rick: YES SIR! ANYTHING ELSE, SIR?
T: no, not from you. Dismissed.
R:YES, SIR!
T: Marcus, send a crack squads of our best adventurer, Mage, and scholar, and infiltrate an area known as Scratch's Library, and read as many books as they can find, and tell me of their findings when I return. (A)
M: yes my lord
T: good, now if you will excuse me, i have a ceremony to commence.
K:trewqs... Be careful..
T: don't worry, I will. As long as I have The Collector and Hell-Bringer, i should be fine, now, excuse me, before I go, I have one more thing I need to do.
( A= action. These things will happen after I leave)
Gloves OR portal gun= portal gauntlets 4/6
I stand at the portal, gazing over the battle field, wearing a set of shimmering, spectral armor. I calmly stroll down the battlefield, gripping my swords casually. As I walk past each entity, my form seems to flicker, and continue walking. Seconds later, a series of slash and burn marks spring out of nowhere, and each entity suffers damage, I continue in this manor until i reach the godmodder, and draw my swords, impassive as I stare him down. I know this may be the only chance I get, and i need to take it. As I ready myself, a tight dome of energy encircles us, and traps us both in. " I know this is the real you" I say, as I get into a battle stance " I have already destroyed them" I say, as I spring into action. " this attack was created specifically for you, and you alone. You goddmodding tricks wont work, I've made sure of that." I say, is I furiously and methodically attack him from asides at once, while avoiding his attacks, blocks, and counter attacks, biding my time until the Collectors work is finished. I have been waiting for this a long time, and am far stronger than anybody can imagine. He took my home, MY server, and I won't forgive him. I fire off a command, and stop the godmodder in his tracks, and deliver a devastating combo on him. "You have made a serious blunder in the act of poaching my server, filth" i spit at him, my voice pure venom " your enemies are closer than you think RICHARD" I give him one last look of piercing ice. "Now,I would keep playing, but I have an appointment to keep." With that, I vanish in a giant inferno, burning a few other entities
( this whole thing is boosted by page claim )
> K4yne: Read introduction.
You decide to read the introduction of the book, dedications and introductions.
alright, so since i guess i have no clue who's gonna read this book at all, i might as well list the people who i have to thank for this whole thing. so here goes.
first off, rose for inspiring me to write this whole thing, dave for editing and some help with writing, and pretty much all the trolls for help on the trollian bit. alright, now that that's done, i can get to the actual part of this book. (oh wait, also, thanks to nicolas ca-er, never mind. dave didn't want me to write about my "crappy interests in movies.")
so, since i can't find an actual book on how to use pesterchum anywhere in the whole freakin' entire world (and that's saying a lot) i figured, hey, why don't i make one myself? so that's what i'm doing right now. in this book, i'll talk about setting up a pesterchum account, finding some chums to talk to, and also some things about trollian.
turn the page to read chapter numero uno, i guess. :B
Not very professional, but whatever. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!
> Secondary: Read introduction.
You begin reading the introduction of the book, Schizophrenia.
Hello there, reader. If you just read my previous sentence unimpeded, then well done, as you are fit to read this book. I have written this under a pseudonym as to not reveal my true identity to those who are unfit to gaze into these pages. Of course, those who are "unfit to gaze into these pages" simply cannot read my astonishing white text. (Of course, there is no option for them to highlight it, either. Boo-hoo.)
Since you, who are undoubtedly reading this sentence right now waiting for me to pick up the pace and explain the secrets of schizophrenia to you, I ask that you allow me time for a proper introduction not to my words, but to my person.
As you have most certainly ascertained by now, I am Doc Scratch, the First Guardian of a far-off planet in another universe. That last part hardly matters. What does matter is the fact that I know everything there is to know about anything, which makes me the ideal candidate to write a book such as this. Now that we have my title out of the way, we can begin to talk about the titular subject at hand, split personalities.
First off, let me preface this preface by giving you a definition:
schiz-o-phre-ni-a - noun
"a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation."
I'll give you a few minutes to see if you can figure out why I have presented this definition to you here and in the title of this chapter. In the meantime, I'll drink a glass of water.
Alright, surely you're done by now. And don't worry, I know that all readers of this book will be done by this point. Remember the "knowing everything about anything" bit I told you a few paragraphs ago? So, due to complex examination, you have figured out that schizophrenia is, in Layman's terms, a disorder in which one develops, among other things, split personalities.
And that is why I have chosen it for this book. The subject of split personalities is delicate and involves the mind, the soul, and challenges many things life has come to accept as fact. As such, this book will not be for everyone.
But you've read this far, haven't you? If you are willing to read on into this subject and follow me down the rabbit hole, so to speak, all you have to do is turn the page.
I will see you at the other side.
-Scratch
You've got to hand it to him. He knows how to write a book.
> The_Serpent: Read Chapter Two, Pigmen.
CHAPTER TWO: PIGMEN
The subject of Pigmen is a very controversial subject among scholars and historians. Many simply refuse to believe that such a creature ever existed, or ever could exist. However, like last chapter, once you open your mind to the possibilities of a whole world where a creator and evolution exist in tandem, it isn't very hard.
Pigmen are, put simply, the first intelligent species to fully populate the world of Minecraft and actually build and evolve there. If you interpreted that sentence as saying that there was a race who lived in Minecraft and yet did not directly interact with it, then you are right. That would be the Endermen, who will be covered in later chapters. (Specifically, Five, Nine, Ten, and Seventeen.)
As detailed in many old texts, Pigmen were created by the Endermen, whom at that point were playing God with the world of Minecraft, who felt that they needed a race to populate the world they lived in. They took the Pigs they had create and made them capable of living as the Endermen would, albeit at a smaller scale.
It is said that the Pigmen survived and thrived much like the Testificates and Humans did; so much so, in fact, that is said that some Testificate Villages may have been built by the Pigmen. It is also said that the Pigmen built the Abandoned Mineshafts found throughout Minecraft. This evidence is supported by the fact that many early Testificates were reported to be puzzled at the structures as well. However, it is believed they may have added on to these Mineshafts as well.
I'm pretty sure you can see why this subject may be controversial, in any case.
Of course, the idea of Pigmen having existed would lead to the subject of where they are now. And the answer to that lies in the fact that Zombie Pigmen indeed exist in the Nether. Many are quick to believe that the Nether mutated innocent Pigs into Pigmen; indeed, they have been seen to turn when exposed to lightning. However, it is highly improbable that the Nether could mutate the accidental Pig into hordes of Zombies.
As such, it is the belief of many that Pigmen stunbled upon the Nether, perhaps on purpose, to see if there was any way they could access dimensions beyond their own. Perhaps they wanted to seek the counsel of the Endermen. Regardless, through threat or curiosity, they arrived and the majority of them were mutated into the Zombie Pigmen that now roam its concrete halls.
So, the fate of this race is clear, but its life remains mostly shrouded in mystery and history. For more information, you can turn to Chapter 17.
> Secondary: Read Chapter One, Nomenclature.
Hello once again, reader. If you are reading this, this means you have either decided to take me up on my offer to explore the subject of split personalities, or it means you have sequence broken and are reading ahead. If you fall under the latter category, I advise you turn back and read the previous chapter. Trust me.
If you fall under the former category, which hopefully you have, then you are ready to begin your quest for knowledge. However, before we can truly begin, I must provide you a definition first. Trust me, this will be necessary, and will most certainly happen numerous times after this
no-men-cla-ture - noun
the devising or choosing of names for things, especially in a science or other discipline.
I'm going to skip the pause that would be associated with you figuring out how this relates to the subject with hand and get on with it, due to brevity. The reason I have chosen a word that relates to the names of things is because the topic of split personalities has a lot of odd words that people who are not versed in the field will not understand.
As such, this chapter will define those words, which will undoubtedly appear later on in this book. And in case you are wondering, which I know you are, yes, I did just preface a chapter of definitions with a definition.
Carry on.
split - Shorthand for "split personality."
the Split - Shorthand for "predomination."
the Arrival - The act of a split's creation.
the Build - The act of a split's development.
spectra - The color a split is associated with.
the Shatter - The act of two splits warring for control of a body.
predomination - The act of a split gaining complete control of a body.
apotheosis - The powers a split receives upon predomination.
bipolarity - Having two splits.
tripolarity - Having three splits.
quadripolarity - Having four splits.
quintipolarity - Having five splits.
totality - A rare occurrence in which all splits act as one being.
The chapter ends there.
> Secondary: Read Chapter Two, Ubiquity.
ub-i-qui-ty - noun
a synonym for omnipresence, the property of being present everywhere.
In this chapter, we will begin discussion of split personalities proper. I am terribly sorry for the delay on this topic. Like an excellent host should, I had to get my introductions and facades out of the way first beforehand.
Ubiquity, as seen above, is the state of being everywhere at once. I have chose this for the name of this chapter because it fits the nature of splits very well, from what I and many others in this field have seen. The point being is that a split seems to be everywhere at once inside its body. It consumes the host in and out, and eventually, it will be the death of them. This is a process we will detail in further chapters, so for now, let us talk about the formation of these splits and some of their properties.
As I'm sure you have gathered by now, no one can have one split. If something is split in two, it is split in two. This means there must always be at least two splits in a body. Or, more well said, two splits in a mind. That is where the personality of a being lies, after all.
In addition to the property of being nearly everywhere at once inside a host's mind, splits, in most cases, know much more than the minds they inhabit. This is a direct cause of their ubiquity; they do not only have to exist in a mind. As long as they have direct contact with their hosts, splits can leave and observe the outside world intangibly. Additionally, it seems some splits simply form with this knowledge.
Perhaps even they are not sure of how they have collected it.
Perhaps they do not want to know.
Oh, sorry. Just getting a glass of water. One must drink once in a while.
So, we have a split's ubiquity and knowledge. There is additionally, their great power. When a body is at least bipolar, their power seems to increase literally by two. This is theorized by many to be because instead of one's power being halved amongst the splits, it is multiplied. This would explain many recorded events of bipolars' acts of anger or benevolence far exceeding even the most magically adept.
Now that we have splits' properties out of the way, we can begin on the topic of their formation.
The creation of a split is a long and arduous one in most cases. It seems a split's creation is brought about by a traumatic event most of the time. Either it is direct physical trauma, in some cases directly to the mind, or emotional trauma. Either way, in both cases, the mind may retaliate by simply splitting in half, creating two distinct personalities that both control the body, and eventually war for it.
In other cases, one may attempt to create a split on purpose. Keep in mind this is very dangerous and almost never works. However, note I am not responsible for any ideas you get while reading this book, so do whatever makes you happy.
In still others, a split may randomly occur in one's brain. These anomalies are very rare and oddly, have much more power than non-anomalous splits.
In any case, once a split is created, it can lie in the mind dormant for weeks, months, and even years. However, it seems, most dormant splits occur in a specific timeframe; around 4.13 months to 10.25 months. This period, is known as the Cessum Temporis, meaning "emergence period" in an Earth language.
However, the actual event in which a split first appears in a body is known as the Arrival. In this time, one will usually feel horrendous pain as their mind splits in two. Some may not even survive the process.
But those who do are never the same.
9/40
7/10x19
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
2/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
2/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
I rampage around the Apocalypse Zone killing mutants with Fried Eggs.
40/40 (4 left) - I buff the Preston Cole's main guns by expanding their capacitor banks, but it lengthens the charge time...
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+1 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Nimbleguy
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Continued alchemies
Red Hourglass of Doom || X-Inferno 5/6
I install emergency escape hatches, burning traps and otherwise harmful protections in the throne room.
Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
GNGADP 29/40
X1 ARMY 3/30
The GNSPP is finis- Oh no.
(From the discussion thread.)
passiveAlchemizer [PA] began pestering allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA].
PA: So, I see the GNSPP is almost finished.
AA: So it is.
PA: And you are not scared because?
AA: Oh.
AA: OH.
AA: OH NO.
PA: OH YES.
AA: Please don't. Please please please please please.
PA: It is too late. I slipped into it while it was being summoned.
AA: Well... I guess I'll have to stop you.
PA: Bring it on.
passiveAlchemizer [PA] stopped pestering allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA].
AA: I hope I can stop him.
allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA] stopped pestering passiveAlchemizer [PA].
THE GABE NEWELL SUPER PLAYER PROJECT IS COMPLETED! HE HAS THE POWERS OF MANY OF STEAM GAMES, AND HAS A POWERFUL WEAPON CALLED
WHICH, IF CHARGED ENOUGH OR IF AN ENTITY IS DESTROYED BY IT, CAN PRETTY MUCH DEAL UPWARDS OF 20,000 ( Twin, nerf if needed.) DAMAGE. HE ALSO HAS THE
YOU BETTER CHANGE THAT "???" TO "AM" FOR ANTI MODPACK. BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU. LET'S SEE. YOU ARE "AG", SO I GUESS THAT MEANS I MUST BE "PG". BUT IF ANY OF THOSE THINGS ON MY SIDE GET IN MY WAY, I AM ANTI THEM TOO. NOW LETS SEE... AFTER I FINISH YOU, I'M COMING AFTER PIONO FOR CALLING ME "BORING", AND THEN YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE ENTITIES, AND THEN TWIN FOR NOT KNOWING WHO I AM. ALSO, I WONDER IF YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE PEOPLE/ENTITIES.
Welp. This is bad. At least I can probabl-
-Y SUMMON SOME ENTITIES TO DEFEAT ME? NOPE. HOW ABOUT I USE ONE OF YOUR CHARGES.
ME2 1/40
YOU PEOPLE BETTER BOOST ME.
(Now's my chance to escape before it's too l-)
OH NOOOOOO YOU DON'T. IT'S TIME. YOU AND ME. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. ROUND ONE.
*Gulp*
ERROR. UNKNOWN PRESENCE IN CLOUD ROOM A HAS WOUNDED THE CONTROLLER BY SMASHING HIM INTO CONTROL PANEL EPSILON. REPAIRING CONTROLLER UNIT. UPLOADING REPAIR INTO BRAIN VIA XBEANSTALK CIRCUITS.
W- What happened?
CONTROLLER UNIT IS AWAKE. REPAIR COMPLETE. DETACHING FROM MAINFRAME.
More voices in my head?!?! Where is HE?
GREETINGS, CONTROLLER. IT IS I, THE MICROSOFT CLOUD AI PERSONNEL, RESIDING IN YOUR BRAIN. I REPAIRED YOU AFTER YOU BECAME BROKEN DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
Where did he go? And what have you done to my brain?!?!
IT escaped to the battlefield. I have upgraded your brain to have more compatibility between other devices. You can now control the MICROSOFT CLOUD via your brain, and you are better at using X-Weapons, and are stronger and smarter in general.
We need to stop him and/or convert him to our side before it is too late.
Agreed. Also, while you were unconscious and when I was in control of the brain, I conducted your attacks for you. You sliced Cans with your X-Wolverine and Paulenta's X-Blade, and you did more damage than usual due to your enhanced skills. HE attacked you knocking you out, and then attacked The Kestrel. Poor thing. Never saw it coming. Also, he began to charge his Vanquisher weapon. IIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
28/40 Rumble McSkirmish. +5'd from Ageis and Talist.
I +2 Talist and +1 Ageis.
Proof:
Hey Girbil, have this Power Armor Suit I found randomly on the ground.
G-G-GIIIIIIRRRRRBBBBBBIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!
GIRBIL!
I feel stronger.
FUSE BLOWN. TOO MUCH POWER. MUST. MU-M-U-uuhfghfgh-A-S-D-f.
GEEERRRR*Power Armor Flies Away*bil.
FUSE UN-BLOWN.
Ok. No power armor for you gerbil.
Squeak.
Why did you say Gerbil earlier?
there are many things that i keep as secrets, and this is one.
Huh?
Squeak!
O...K?
He is ob-
*stops moving*
*waits a while*
*starts moving*
Nimbleguy has been shut down unexpectedly. What would you like to do?
{CONTINUE}
[OPEN PREVIOUS WINDOWS]
[FIND OUT THE GERBIL'S SECRET]
...
...
CONTINUE SELECTED.
? What happened?
More Research: 1/5.
Project LONLEY PENGUIN(2/4)
I program VOID MODE.
I program NULL CUBE MODE.
+2 PROGRAMS.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 0
PROGRAMS: 4
I charge Mecha/Virus Brine. 24/40
I boost the GAHMD further. GAHMD 5/3 The GAHMD begins vibrating in a highly worrying manner...
I begin building the frame of something... strange... ??? 1/??
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
10/40 ()
10/40
8/10x19
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *13
3/? Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo
3/? Potion of Regen. OOO Nectar/Ambrosia (Rick Riordan's Greek Gods)
iiiii Azura's Black Star
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated. Person(s) that were boosted in the last post outside of the parenthesis are invalidated)
(+2 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +2) +2 to Idea-Modpack
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Is that a placeholder or you telling me to update?
Continued Alchemies
The Widows Inferno (Red Hourglass of Doom || The X-Inferno) 6/6
I install HIM proof armor and a portrait of Twin in the throne room.
Level 3 IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 4
LEVEL UP!
Level 4 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Level 5
ME2 2/40
GNGADP 30/40
X1 Army 4/30.
Ok, let's see. Before I even start to try and destroy him, I need to get some other things out of the way.
I attack Cans with my Newfound Skills using my Paulenta's X-Blade as a Bow and my Sonic Snowballer as a Sonic Snowballer. I then use my Cool Brain Powers to teleport me back into the Microsoft cloud. Now, robot voice thing, can you tell me what HE did?
I can tell you that indeed. He attacks the Magician Duo with his Steamhammer thing, and then Charges his Vanquisher once again. IIIII
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Oh no
20/40
Nthranium [5/6]
Apotheosis [5/6]
Brownstone Dust (Lapis/Glow/red) (1)
119 (Adamithrilium AND Radioactive Tungesten-Carbide + Dalekanium)(5)
120 (Slade/Bedrock) (5)
Daedranium (Vibranium/Daedric) (3)
Agreed The_Serpent, I think everyone used up all their posts.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Will you stop arguing with me and accept the fact that not everything you do in this game will go through? No Scratch stuff. Just stop. My decision is final.
You could say that a little nicer...
0)_(0
N... never mind.
Gatling Gun AND Gatling Gun = Minigun (Level 4: 1/5)
You can't use all your alchemies at once! HA. AHA. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.
Alright, stop arguing wi
DO YOU THINK I CARE?!
This is bad.
6,000 damage to the Void Rift.
Bottle OR Rainbow Sands = Brownsand Bottle (Level 1: 1/2)
I think you could make something pretty cool if you did AND instead of OR. Just saying.
Cheap Sword AND Motherboard = Systems Crash (Level 1: 1/2)
Iron Horse Armor OR Swift Feather = Light Iron Horse Armor (Level 1: 1/2)
Justicar follows me, apparently. Hey ther
Oh just go away already. I don't need anyone's help for this. I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own.
Are you sure about that?
Did I ASK you?
...You deal 6,000 damage to Famine!
Hey, if what you're trying to get is Cake, you can just randomly get a piece of Cake and use it in your brewing. You don't have to scrape up the basic ingredients with posts.
Oops. 50,000 damage to War! War paralyzed!
Although, I would like... No. I NEED some proof that you actually did that. That's an order.
Big Bang Bombs AND Black Hole Ammo = The Horizon Event (Level 5: 1/6)
Potion of Regeneration OOO Nectar and Ambrosia = Potion of Godliness (1/2)
War killed!
You splash a Potion of Regeneration on Project Nexus! However, it looks like you can't use Azura's Black Star to strengthen Ubercharge, so its charge is not used. You still Ubercharge Project Nexus though. You also use the Potion of Superheroics on the Experimental!
Oh boy. Even more splits? Well, the split pile doesn't stop from getting taller, I guess.
You can't directly order all of your entities to go to the Cave! As fun as it would be to watch, it's the few entities' battle and theirs' alone.
Oh shut up. It was perfectly climatic, and if you can't see that, then you need an eye check.
Eh, it actually could have been more climatic
DO YOU THINK I CARE?!
YOU SAID THAT ALREADY!
DO YOU THINK I--
Heh.
Alright, you know, you can stop doing alchemies too. Just saying.
Iron Hoe AND Iron Axe AND Iron Shovel = Iron Multitool Mk. I (Level 3: 1/4)
Ropecroprope AND Magmarrot = Unorthodox Crop (Level 3: 1/4)
Soaky Cane AND Arrow = Arrowcane (Level 1: 1/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Sugarcane = N/A
Perhaps you need an eye check too. Would you like me to give you one? I have a variety of tools I can use... And it won't hurt a lot.
...
Alright fine. It would hurt exponentially worse than a lot.
Happy?
Splendid.
4,500 damage to Ron the Narrator.
You can't directly interfere with their battle, you idiot!
Well that's extremely overpowered for a 3-post charge.
You got TELEPORT THE PLANK! This weapon's cannonballs can also function as Ender Pearls! So, you can fire an explosive, teleport to the guy and finish them off with a melee strike!
You got the THORNBOMB LAUNCHER! This weapon's stickybombs stick to whoever touches them! They'll never know...
Eyelander AND Slime = Glued Hell (Level 1: 1/2)
Cans' attack this turn will mini-crit. Ugh...
Well, that's interesting. Idea added or whatever.
You got CACTi! A computerized cactus. If this was alchemized with a weapon, the result would be interesting.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Operator's death was not anticlimatic. Not everything has to be explosions and epic fight sequences. That's not how life works, even if I wish it was most of the time. There's sad and quiet moments too, and I think that's what the Operator was going for with that. Although I do wonder how the Godmodder handled it @*#(@$%@&$#%!(@%*[email protected]
YOU PIECE OF
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH HUH
HUH
DO YOU
I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT MONTH
HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT Shut up. ...What?
I said. SHUT. UP.
Your attack dealt 7,500 damage, whatever. Now after this is over, you and me, Split, we're going to have a talk.
And just what could you do to me that would be oh so terrifying.
Wouldn't you like to know.
Also pretty overpowered... But whatever. You do so.
You g&(*@#$^@)$(#&*^$ //////////////////
NO
NO I'M DONE
Y
SHUT UP!
...
5,000 damage. There. Not so hard to say, huh, Split?
You got ...!
You got ARROWCANE! A variant of an arrow made entirely of Sugarcane. It is also soaking wet for some reason.
2 Riot Guards killed!
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun = Lachanophobia (Level 3: 1/4)
Thanks for Standing Still AND Stocked Crusader's Crossbow = Team Spirits (Level 4: 1/5)
The Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher = Cobblepot's Killer (Level 4: 1/5)
You got THE BULLET CATCHER! A special umbrella that is bulletproof! Hold it out in front of you in precarious situations and watch as you are protected. ...Most of the time.
Your entities will do as you say.
4,000 damage to the XBSS.
What... What did this accomplish?
You got GLUED HELL! A special version of the Eyelander that is incredibly sticky! Looks like this is what they use to glue you back together in Hell. Hmm.
4,000 damage to Justicar.
7,500 damage to a Mk. II G0L3M.
How about because it takes a hell of a long time to update properly.
Sniper Joes appear to protect me.
You know K4yne will probably kill you on sight, right? Eh, your decision.
Hussiebot is VERY FRIGHTENED, apparently. The next attack against him will crit.
It is nerfed so they are only restored minimal amounts of health.
The Unagi Assassin is overhealed for +5,000 HP, so he is at 10,000 HP total.
1 Mk. 1 G0L3M killed.
Oh what the hell is up now. Shoot... We've got Dimentio here too.
He must have been able to arrive through the broken Fourth Wall.
Looks like it. But I thought the TARDIS was... Oh. Oh, I see.
What?
He isn't using THE TARDIS. He's using
an alternate timeline version of it?
Yes, and never finish my sentences. As in, ever.
In the meantime, 10,000 damage to Cans.
Gatling Gun ~~~ Loom = Civil War Outfit
You got a CIVIL WAR OUTIFT! It fits, since the Gatling Gun was primarily used in said war.
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN
4,000 damage to Justicar.
You didn't get WHATEVER BROOM THAT WOULD HAVE MADE!
8,500 damage to Cans!
All your attacks combined deal 11,000 damage to Cans. They also poison and freeze him.
I gotta hand it to him, that was pretty flashy.
6,000 damage to Famine!
You got a BROWNSAND BOTTLE! A bottle filled with... Well. Guess.
You got the SYSTEMS CRASH! A technological version of the Cheap Sword that sometimes glitches out in its attacks and fails to work properly.
You got some LIGHT IRON HORSE ARMOR! It is very lightweight and as such allows the horse to run faster.
A little late for that... And by the way, I really don't need your
Yes. Yes you do.
Whatever.
Critted 10,000 damage!
You... You delievered that final hit.
Wow. What a fail.
Carrot Juice Bucket ~~~ Loom = Carrot Top
You got a CARROT TOP! Just a shirt with a picture of a carrot on it.
8,000 damage to Cans! You move your entities around.
You purchase a&*$()#^()$&^*#)($^@$(*^@$(@$*@$
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M DONE WITH YOU TOO
SO AM I
I
I...
You're affecting me. This can't go on like this.
Potion of Draconian Healing OOO Gaea Leaf = Potion of Revelations (1/2)
7,000 damage!
5,000 damage.
You got the POTION OF REVELATIONS! A golden, beautiful potion that will cleanse the heart, soul and mind of whomever drinks it.
You give Aegis some supplies. Whether he uses them or not is up to him.
Well, well, well. It looks like someone hasn't read my warnings in previous turns. Oh, and by the way, in case you are wondering who I am, I am Doc Scratch. All you need to know right now is that I am omniscient, omnipotent, and the owner of the Library you are trying to break into.
I believe you should know that your theft attempts are futile. There is an unbreakable, unmovable, invisible seal surrounding my Library that only lets those who are aligned with the Godmodder through. Therefore, since you are obviously not Pro-Godmodder, neither are your allies, so they cannot get into my Library or interact with anything in my Library.
Back to you, TwinBuilder.
Stop being an attention hog and let me update my own updates.
You successfully set up an Outpost.
GODMODDER: Tell me how this is your server, please. I'd honestly like to know.
GODMODDER: Because I created this server myself...
GODMODDER: Installed all the plugins myself...
GODMODDER: Installed all the mods myself...
GODMODDER: Created the virus that trapped everyone myself...
GODMODDER: Built this server myself...
GODMODDER: So, unless there is some flaw I have managed to miss, which is very unlikely, it looks like this is MY server.
GODMODDER: This glaring mistake causes your entire attack to fail.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>...
You got a POTION OF GODLINESS! One sip and you will taste one of the best tastes ever, drawn from your memories. It also has massive healing properties.
One Nightkin killed!
The Gabe Newell Super Power Player Project appears. However, it looks like it's being controlled by HIM...
This will be interesting! Ha! Look at all the carnage he's making!
Are you insane? Didn't you hear HIM say HE's coming after us too?!
Huh. Looks like we'll have to fight HIM then.
Agreed.
What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this?
7,500 damage to Cans.
________________________________________________________________________________________
End-of-Turn Battle:
Normally I would bicker at you and be a jerk, but... I think right now we share a common goal.
It looks to be so. As much as I enjoy relaxing in this castle, there's someone who wants us dead.
Well, technically, there's more than one, but... I see what you mean.
For once. Well, off to Grandmother's house we go?
...This is a new low. Making fairy tale references.
Oh shut up. We're pressed for time.
Alright, Gabe Newell Power Stupid Thing of Whatsits! You want me dead! You'll have to fight for me! As well as me. You can't keep us down for long... Time has a funny way of working when we're around. Let's go. You and me. US.
Oh yeah... I never thought I'd talk like this again. Finally. Both of them under control, if only for a while. It's taken a lot of energy to do this... And I don't think I'm going to be able to do it again. So let's make this count.
Two spheres of energy appear in my hands. One is green, one is red. I place them down on the ground. The green one is built up into a huge castle. It is heavily fortified and insanely weaponized. Gatling guns, machine cannons, railguns, bombs, and more, all aimed at various entities. The red grows and grows until it forms a huge sphere, with a countdown timer. Ten seconds. It hovers over the battlefield, over other various entities.
One second passes. Another.
Three more.
Four more.
And then... The huge red sphere splits in half, revealing an atom bomb at the center that has the power of the Green Sun in a single small atom. Everything rests in silence until an all-encompassing, deafening roar is heard that shatters the entire Battlefield...
When everyone can see again, they see that all of Project Nexus's ATP Engineers are gone, 12 Fruit Carts have been destroyed, the Mysterious Crystal has lost 10,000 HP, the GNSPP has lost 15,000 HP, and Cans has lost 10,000 as well. The red sphere disappears.
Then, there is another loud noise, albeit not as intense as the previous one. Every piece of weaponry on the green castle fires, barraging the incoming entities with a variety of ammunitions, explosives, and blasts. An immense smoke cloud fills the Battlefield, obscuring everyone's vision...
When everyone can see again, this time, they see that Waluigi absorbed the brunt of the attack, and lost 500,000 HP, all Deathclaws and Fire Geckos have been killed, Cans lost 10,000 HP, and the GNSPP has lost another 15,000 HP. The green castle disappears.
There... It looks like that did it. That was... A whopping... Oh no... I'm... losing focus. everyone... please... i n e e d h
Well... That was certainly...
Odd?
Yeah. As if we ascended to a higher plane of existence or some crap.
Hmm. In any case, it looks like everyone else is too petrified to attack this turn. That's two turns in a row! Aargh... Whatever. That will hopefully change.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
________________________________________________________________________________________
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Spyper, ???, Furfrou.
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 65,000/75,000.
Alternate TARDIS: [???] HP: ???
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 23,000/140,000. Troops: Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x36.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x58.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x52.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000.
Waluigi: [H] HP: 55,000/600,000.
Flaw:WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.TPP Hivemind: [H] HP: 25,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 2,000/7,000.
Dimentio: [H] HP: ??? Flaw: ???
Gabe Newell Super Player Project: [H] HP: 65,000/95,000. Vanquisher: IIIII
Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 217,500/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 244,500/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 28,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 65,400/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x36.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x40.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 9,500/90,000. Size: 0. Energy: 65.
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 10,000/95,000.
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 2/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 37,500/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000.
Justicar: [AG] HP: 41,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Engineers: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x3.) Metal: 180/600. Level 2 Sentry Gun: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 100%. Upgrade: 0%. Level 2 Dispenser: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 30%.
Magician Duo: [AG] HP: 4,500/15,000. 5-post attack charged. Ready to use.
Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 54,500/55,000. Telesmash: III
Obelisk the Tormentor: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Enderbats: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x3.)
Outpost: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Infantry: 100/100 HP. (x5.)
Xbox Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 36,000/40,000.
Cans: [BOSS] HP: 93,000/150,000. One Punch: II
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 15,500/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: INFINITE
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 23,000/46,000.
Famine: [PG] HP: 55,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 400. Curse: IIII
Death: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 400.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 86,500/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic: [PG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 9,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 24,000/35,000.
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Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 15,075/100,000. Cheap Shield: IIIII
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 16/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 16/20.
Unagi Assassin: [PG] HP: 10,000/5,000.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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Pit-Wily Castle:
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 40,705/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Sniper Joes: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x3.)
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The Microsoft Cloud:
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 1,500/4,000. (x20.)
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [2K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING... (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
1,0002,000 damage my beast companions deal.Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
The Wither Wolf: 34/40 (total of +3 from Irecreeper, post 8417)
Soul of Rebirth: 34/40
Gr... Rainbow stuff take 3
Bottle && colored sands 1/??
Circuit crash && battery 1/??
That's not what I'm looking for... Swift horse armor -> 1/1 -> swift feather
The other way around maybe? Swift feather || iron horse armor 1/??
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Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x1 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$), potion of honey x1 (3$)
Wealth: 17 (sheesh)
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating coffee
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Mecha/Virus Brine 25/40
I, because, as Twin pointed out, it's still pretty... powerful, for how much I charge it, begin upgrading the GAHMD. GAHMD upgrade 1/10
Aaand... screw it, I'll charge the GAHMD's current shot EVEN MORE. 6/3
Also, we AG are meant to attack AND defend Project Nexus? weytwut?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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LIVE FOR THE SWARM.
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Infestors!
[ 8 / 20, +3 Talist'd ]
[Page 422, Post 8435, +3 up for trade with any PG.]
A tree quakes in the forest...
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[MAX ENDER: 1]
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
I +3 Talist by pouring liquid Wither Essence on the Wither Wolf.
I clobber Hussiebot over the head with a frying pan. If he is dead, this will target a random PG.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on Cans.
The Kestrel will use Vulcan Laser on Cans.
The Enderbats will spend their turn flying to Wily-Pit Castle to defend Twin.
Something's gonna come eventually.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Iron Hoe AND Iron Axe AND Iron Shovel 4/4
Ropecroprope AND Magmarrot = Unorthodox Crop 4/4
I poke Twinbuilder repeatedly with the Absolute Zero.
Mystery player construction component: 1/40
Mystery player construction component: 1/40
Mystery player construction component: 1/40
"What's that guy doing, I wonder..."GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I put out three +1 trades.
I finish the broom again. Let me put it this way, the difference in power between the green sun core and the green sun battery link is the difference in power between using the sun itself as your generator and using a solar panel. the broom with the green sun core may not be within the alchemiter's reach of power, but the one with the green sun battery link is. I have explained this three times now and I'm not going to stop reexplaining it until you explain to me why aegis and several others can do this kind of alchemy but I can't. And it has to be a good reason, not some BS reason that split comes up with and if he tries to use said BS reason the block from my earlier rules check bashes him on the head until he shuts up.
And if I still haven't cleared this stuff up yet, I'm not trying to countermand you, it isn't Scratch stuff anymore, it is a broom with small amounts of green sun power, just barely enough to make it a level 5 alchemy, no more.
4/5 for my minigun.
4/40 x4
15/15 x15
I drink that spare potion of manpower (that's the one that gives crits right?) that aegis gave me a while ago and beat Cans into the ground with Moh's malevolence. While he's in the ground up to his neck, I stab him over and over again with the void of heat.
Hmm... twin, I've done a scan on the TARDIS that dimentio is using.
I don't think we can target the thing itself, but its time engines have somewhere around 500,000 h̴̷̶̷̷̶̷̸̷̶̷̸̸ֲֳֵֶָָֺֹּֽׂ̨̛̛̲̲֥̲֖̲̲̼̲̖֥̲̫֧̲̫̲͙͔̲֥̲̲̲̲̞̲᷿֥֛̲̲͙̲̻̲֛̲֪̲֥̲̜̲̲̠̲͖֥̲̫֛̲̯̲͚̲֥̲̲̲̲֥̲֤̲̤̯̲͈̲̤֥̲̲͈̪̲͍̲̬֥̲̲̠̲̲֥̲̲̲̲֥֪̲֖̲͙̮̲֚֚֚֚֮ͥ̽᷃̇̎̔͗֟̓̿֕ͯ̽̆̌֡֨̔̈́̅֙᷾֨ͣ֡ͧ̽̂ͩ֫ͮ᷆᷅̌֬̿֟̈̎͂̋᷀̄֒͊͗̋֯᷾֨́͂̅᷆ͭ́֩֫̽̏̽ͥ́᷃̕̚͟͜͞ͅ͏̷̷̷̶̷̴ֱִֵֶָֹׁ̢̢͖̲֥̲̻̲̲̞̲֥̲̖̲᷂͎̲̲̜֥֣̲͍֣̲͉̲̭̲֥̲֦̲̻̲̲֥̲̭̲̲̘̲᷊֥֣̲̲֭͂֓͋̌ͭ̄͗֡֓̔ͦ̑֯͒᷇̈́̌ͫ̓ͪ̐֯̐ͧ̊᷈֝ͦ͞ỉ̷̴̶̷̷̶̷̸̷̷̶̷̶̷̶̵̷̷̸ֲֲֲִֵֵַָָָׇֹֺֺֺֻֽֽֿׁ̡̡̨̨̨̲̲֥̲̲̲̜̲֥̲̲̲͈̲֥֢̲֢̲̲̤̲֥̲֑̲̺͙̲̲̣֥̲֤̲̠͙̲͉̰̣̲֥̲̜̲̲̠̲֥̲̲̼̲̲֥̲᷿̲̰̲̲̲֥̲֤֣̲̲̲̟̲֥̲̘̲̱̲̲֥̲᷊̲̮̲̪̳̲֥̲̲͙͖̲̲֥̲̮̲͍̻̲̲֥̲֤̲̳̦̲̖͎̲֥֖̲̲̲̺̲֥̲ׅ̲͚̌᷅᷉͊֞̓֨᷆̊ͫ̀֩́֩᷈͋̀͂̋᷾͐᷁֘̎͐ͤͥ֩̓֡᷃̆͋ͣͬ֬̉ͣ̃ͩׄ֬̿̔̓֗̀ͬ֫ͭ͗̅֘ͧ͑ͤ֗ͦ̍̃֟̅᷉ͥ͐֝֜᷁̎֝̇֫̚̚̕͘͟͜͟͞͠͝͡͝͡ţ̷̶̷̴̷̶̷̵̷̶̷̷̶̷ֲֳֵֶֶָָֹֹֻּֿֿׂ̧̡̢̛̲̥̥͇̲֥̲̲̥̲̳̲֥̲֧̲͙̲̲̬֥֦̲̲̫͇̲͚̲֥֣̲̲̩͙͕̲̘̲͎֥̲̫̲͈͓̲̘̲֥̲̲̘̤̲̦̲֥֥̲̲̼̲᷂̲֥֪̲̲̩̲̙̼̲̝֥̲֛̲̲̥̘̲̗֥̲ׅ̲̲̲᷊֥֦̲̲̲̹̲̺֥̲̲͙̲͉̲̪֥̲֧̲̲̲̦֥̲̲̲̪̲͖֥̲̲͙̲͓̲֥֧̲̲֭֭֮֮̀͊̋֘̌̽͂֨֬̆̾ͧ̃ׄׄ̋ͥ֨֝ͧ̾֓̈̇̓͛֜͌ͯ͊̍֠᷅֜᷅̒֠ͬ́᷁̓ͦ̓᷅ͧ̐֞᷇֫̅̉ͯ̊֜᷃֙́͊ͮ͛ׄͯ᷄̊̿̏֙̈́̐᷇͐֒֠᷉͘̚̕̕͢͢͜͠͡͞͡͞ ̷̶̷̷̷̶̷̷ְֲִֵַָָׁׂׂׂ̢̡̨̡̲̲֥̲̳̲̻̼̲̜̲᷿֥̲̲͉̲̝̲᷂֥̲̲̲̲͓̲᷂֥֖̲̲͙̲̲̘̲֥̲̗̲̲̲̗֥̲֤̲̘̲̯̲̙֥֖̲̲̠̲͔̤̲֥֢̲̲֚֭͒᷄̾͌֝֨᷉͆֡ͨ̂֜̆̿֙᷆᷄̽̌᷁͑͂ͩ᷉֙̑ͫͫ̉֫̑ͭ͊ͩ͡͡͏̷̶̸̸̷̶̷̵̸̷̶̷ְֲֳִַֹֻׂ̡̮̲̬̲͓֥̲͚֛̲̲̟̲̟֥̲֥̲̞̻̲̲̖֥֢̲̲͚͖̲̮̲֥̲̩֪̲̥̲̬͍̲֥̲̙̲̲͕̲֥֤̲̲͙̬̲̰̲֥֪̲̲̞͍̲̭̲̘֥̲̝̲̣͎̲̲̭֥̲֤̲̲̥̝̲֥̲̲᷀͂֟ͯ̇ͪ֞ͬͩ̉֗֝͐᷉֞֫͑ͥͪׄ֜֡ͤ̉̽֜֝̆ͯ̀ͣ֯֠̅ͬͩ᷈ͮ̆̔̈ͨͪ֝᷇֔ͥ̕͡ͅp̵̷̶̶̴̷̷̷ֶַׇ̡̛͇̲̲֥̲͉֖̲̖̜̲̳̲̝֥̲̣̲̞̲̳̲֥̲̲̲̻̲̯֥̲̳̲̙͙̲͕̲֥̲͈֑̲᷿̲̫̲֭͒̔̎֘֒͐͐֜֟֜̾ͤ͂ͣ̋֩֠֒᷅ͣ֩͊᷅̃̕͏̶̷̸̷̶̷̷̶̷ֱֲֳֵׇֺֹֹֿׂ̢̧̛֥̲̭֛̲̺̲̩̲֥̲̲̹̦̲͔̲͚֥̲֪̲̱̲̗̲֥̲̥̲̲̲̲֥֛̲֪̲̲͚̲͔֥֥̲֖̲͓̲̲͔֥̲ׅ̲͙̲̲֥̲̯̲̲̲֥ׅ̲͈̲͔̲͓̭̲֥̲̺֑̲̣̲̲̣֥̲֑̲̰֭֚֚֮᷇̿͛̏᷈֘̌̆֓̓͊͐̽֡̅ͫ᷁ͥ͒ͥ֓̈͒ͫ̈֗᷃᷁֫᷆͗̌̂͒ͮ̊̅̎᷀̎̎͐֔̎᷆֝ͧ̎̾ׄ᷅̕͟ͅơ̷̶̷̷̷̷̶̴̷̵ֱֲֳֳִִֵֵֶׇׇָֻֿ̢̧̲̲̠֥̲͕̲̝̲̫̲̭֥̲̫֦̲̲͎̲֥̲ׅ̲̲͔̲֥̲̲͍͙̲̲̻֥̲̲͖̲̩̲̩֥̲͉̲̫̲͔̲֥̲̞֢̲̲̲̝֥̲̲̲̲᷂̲֮͌ͨ᷅̿֝᷉͛̐̉̀֯ͯ̀̑̾֙͐ͤͬ֞֯ͫͣ̐̄֙ͧͬ֟̌ׄͭ֗ͬ֯ͦ͒̕͘̚̕͟͟͡͠͏̷̶̷̷̶̵̷ְְֲִֶַַׇָֻּּּֽֿׂׂ̧̲֥̲̲̭̲͍̲֥̲̲̜֥̲̲͖̲̜̲֥̲̰֛̲̲̥̲֥̲̲᷿͙̲᷂̲֥֤̲̲̲̲͈̲֥̲̲̲̯̯̲֥̲͉̲̲͉̲̠̲֥̲̲̦̲̞̲֥̲̲֭֭֭̓̐֫᷇֫̓̄͐̿֬̀֝ͤͬ̈ͪ᷀̂᷾ͩ̏֕ͩ֨֞̈́͊ͨ͊ͤ᷅֙̍ͣ̄͋̍̽̿᷅᷉̿̚͢͜͡͝͠͡ͅï̷̴̶̷ֱֳ̲̲̮֥֢̲֑̲͚̲̲֥̲̲̯̲̲͔̲֥̲̲̼̙̲̲͎̲֥̲֚ͦ̓֒̏᷈᷁֞֙֬̃̽᷄͊֔ͪ͋͘͟͜͜͏̵̷̶̷̷̶̷̷̶̷ֱֱֲֳֶֶׇׇָׇׇֺֻֻֻּׂ̧̢̢̢̲͙̮̲̲͍֛֖̲̲͈֥֪̲̲̬͇̲̩̘̲֥̲֤̲̖̲᷊̙̲֥̲̲̖̲̻̲֥̲̲̲᷊̲֥֦̲̲̹̲᷿̟̲̜֥̲̗֦̲͇̲̟̲̰֥̲̲̲̳̠̲֥̲̲͙̲̤̫̲̘֥̲̲͎̲̙̲֥֧̲̲̖̯̲͔̲֥̲̲͔̲̮̲̲֥֦̲֖̲֭֮֮֝᷅͋̄֗ͧ͊֯ͫͬ̄֫͒̃̔̂᷀֞᷈̐̒̃̎֬̈́̈ׄ̏̇֩᷀ͨ᷆̓ͪ֞̿֫ͣ᷇̍ͬ́͂֠֓̾͒ͨ͑֨ͭͪ̽̒͘͜͠͝͠͡ͅñ̷̶̷̷̶̵̷̷̶̷̷̶̷ְֱֱֳֳֳֳֶֶׇָׇָֺֽֿׁ̨̧̨̧͈̲̲̲֥̲̥֤̲͍̲̫̭̲֥̲̲͓̲̲֥̲̺̲̣̲̲֥̲̲͙̜̲͍̲̹֥̲̲̲̲̩֥̲֥̲̲̖͔̲̺֥̲̲̲̙̲̣֥̲֖̲᷊̲̖̲̤֥̲̥̲͚͖̲̬̲̬֥̲̖̲͔̲̫̲֥̲᷂̲͉̲̩̲֥̲̲͙̗̲̼̗̲֥̲̲̲᷿̲͎֥֑̲̲̲̲̲͎̯̲֥̲̟ׅ̲̤̲̲֥̲̣̲֭֚֚֭᷉̌͌ͯ́᷃͗ͫ̎̀᷄̾֜͊֟֓᷉͛֒ͥͣ̒ͤ̎᷄᷅֫᷁̈֞̂֞֞̃֝ͧ͗ͫ֨֔֨́̔֙᷁̾ͪ֙̈̂͐͐֘֫͗͒֡᷈֯֓͂̓֓ͥͭ֔ͯ̓̈́᷈֕᷁̚͘̕͟͢͞͝͝͝͝͝͡ͅt̵̷̴̶̷ֲׁׁ̹̲̠̼̲̣֥̲̤̲͇̲̦̲֥̲֢̲̩̲͚̹̲̣֥̲̜֧̲̤̲̘̖̲֥֤̲̲͙̲̭̲֥֤̲֜֫̿̀̽֫̐֞᷄᷾֞̿᷉̍ׄ᷅̈́̿̅᷆͞͏̷̸̶̶̴̷̷ֱֳִֶ֑̲̲̲̥֥̲֦̲᷿̲᷂̦̲̣֥̲̲̲͚̦̲͈֥̲֢̲᷂̲̤̲͍֥̲֖֤̲̩̲֓ͧ̈́̏̆֓֩᷀֫͒᷾̏ͮͧ᷇̐֜᷇͟͟ͅ͏̶̷̷̶̷̷ֶָׇֺֹֺֻֽ̲֥̲̲͍̲̖̲̲֥ׅ̲̲̜̲̳̖̲֥̲̲͙̲͍̲̥֥̲̲̲̲֥̲̲̟̲̲̣֥֥̲̳̲̫̲̲֥֛̲̫̲֮ͨ̇֠͗֡ͫ̇̊̂֔̈̿̇͌̀֜́᷄́ͦ͑᷆֨́֡̋̑̇֝͋̑ͤͩ᷅֘֗ͪ͘͘̚͠͞š̷̷̴̶̷ֳֶׁ̲̲֥̲̲̲͙̲֥̲͓̲͔̲̫̲֥֛̲̦֧̲ͧ᷆ׄ͆ׄ̄̑᷇֝֓͑̐͒͗͟͜͜͏̷ְֱ̨̲͖̲֥̲֖̲͙̲̲͔֥̲͈֪̲͌ͥͯ֜̂̔̓͋̂֡͐͏̶̷ֱֳֳ̧̲͎̲֥̲֪̲̮̲̲֥̲̲̙᷿̲͙̝̟̲֥̲̱֧̲͈̲͆᷈֙ͮ᷾᷈̍֨̽͋᷇֡֡᷅̕͜͏̷̶̷̶̷̷̷̶̷ֱֲֶֺֹֻּֿׁ̡̢̢̡̛̛̲֥̲̰ׅ̲̹̲̲֥̲̘֪̲̺͔̲̲͍֥̲֥̲͇̲̳̲֥̲͉̲͉̲̘̲֥֛̲̻̲̠̲͎̞̲̟֥֦̲̫̲̬̲̼̲֥̲̲᷂͙͔̲̦̲֥̲̲̲̲֛̲̲֥̲ׅ֖̲̲᷊̘̲͓֥̲֑̲̥̲̝̲֥̲̲̝֚֚֭ͮ͑֬͋́ͫ᷅̅̐֝ͫ́̒֬֗ͦͧ̐֨͒᷀͑֕֗̍̒̑͆̇֟֘ͦ֡֬ͥ̓̑̈́֗̉֙֕̉͌̌̇֫ͤͫ̇֞͆͘̚͟͜͢͝͡
Oh no you don't I haven't done anything yet.
*insert horribly glitched text that broke this post here*
Gah, I'll help you out. Guys, attack the time engines, that won't kill dimentio, and he'll probably be back eventually, but it'll get rid of him at least for a while once the time engines are gone.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.