"...ANTICLIMATIC. WON'T STOP THE OTHER ONE FROM COMING."
"WHAT? But our OPERATOR just got destroyed!" "IT WAS WEAK. AND BESIDES, DO YOU KNOW HOW SOULS WORK?"
"I know. But surely a machine can't have a soul?"
Excuse me.
"Oh, right." "IT'LL PROBABLY SHOW UP WHEN I DARKNESS."
I increase Sylveon's charge with the promise of food!
[+1 to charge]
Using some ENDERMANCY, I blast Ron the Narrator.
The Kestrel will use Vulcan Laser on Ron.
The Ender Colossus will use Smash on Hussiebot.
The Enderbats will attack Hussiebot.
[NOTICE: Enderpoints will also go up if I score kills.]
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/4/2014
Posts:
159
Location:
{NOT FOUND}
Minecraft:
Amperzand
Xbox:
Nope.
PSN:
Nope.
Member Details
"Just so anyone who was to lazy to find out knows, the rest of the Operator's last words said: "ill be the one that causes it." Hmmm..."
I begin converting the Virus-Brine's code, already a powerful Artificial Sentience, into a more general-purpose form... then decide to integrate it into Mechabrine
Virus-Brine Beta 2.0 11/20
\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/ Mechabrine w/ Virus-Brine AI 22/40 {if I can do this, otherwise I just charge both}
Mechabrine 11/40
"GAHMD READY TO FIRE, REQUESTING TARGETING DATA" GAHMD 3/3
"Just to explain the GAHMD{Gravitational Acceleration Heavy Mass Driver}, it is a kilometer-and-a-half-long, five hundred meter wide orbital weapon, one of the only types ever to exist of the rare direct fire orbital artillery. The device is capable, at median functionality, of accelerating it's aircraft-carrier sized projectile up to 10% of the speed of light, and at optimum, of 30% light speed. The energy released in the impact of this kinetic mass with a planet, especially one as strange as the minecraft world, is literally uncalculated, as I have no idea how to find out, and I'm willing to bet a small sum no one else felt like doing so. Also, it's probably enough to make stuff that is REALLY not meant to do so enter nuclear fission or fusion."
GOODBYE. VIRUS.
I NEVER THOUGHT. I'D SAY SOMETHING. LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY. I'M NOT SURE. I WANT TO SAY THIS. BUT. HERE GOES.
YOU WERE JUST. A VIRUS. BACK THEN. BUT YOU. LIKE ALL LIVING. BEINGS. WANTED SOMETHING MORE.
Get rid of these caps. I've got a lot to say.
I've been thinking, and your last words BEFORE the Godmodder killed you were, "I haven't given you my gift." Basically, you knew it was the end, and you wanted something to be remembered for before you died. That's the bravest thing I've ever seen, facing your death like that. Because, let's tell the truth, now - we're all afraid of death. Even me. Just as the Auto-Responder told Dirk, another machine talking to a human - "I'm scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?" Acknowledging your doom like that, well, I would have tried to save myself. i would have tried to kill him. it would be a fitting end.
I WILL capitalize my letters properly! Anyway, that conversation reminded me very much of Dirk and AR. I'd like to say, though... Killing all those entities without a bit of remorse? Everything's afraid of death. It's cruel to cut off all of their hopes and dream like that. theyre just innocent people pulled into this by us. its not f/\irNOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD FUTURE ME...
This is why I didn't want to make this speech. Future me thinks it's some sort of sappy apology or something, and since they already gave this speech, they keep... NEVER MIND. I don't need anyone anymore.
But, anyway... I think we all need to think deeply about death. We've caused quite a lot of it these past weeks. Even if some of us believe in something up there that we go to - I don't, except the dream bubbles - we still don't want to go up there. Life is precious and fleeting. If it weren't for future me, I would feel that my own life was coming to a close. Do you fear the Reaper, Richard? Do you? ... I'M scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?
Rest in peace, Operator. Or dissolve into coding in peace or whatever. THANK YOU. GOODBYE. EVERYONE.
Return: 22/40
Shields: 7/10
I shoot a... No. I can't do it. Can't end something's life like this, especially after that speech... URGH... GET... OUT... OF... MY... HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun 1/?
Umbrella AND Kevlar 3/3
Thanks for standing still AND Stocked Crusader's crossbow 1/?
Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher 1/?
I stab project nexus with the suspense.
I flip to the next page of my book, yet again.
How long did it take you to write all these books?
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Xbox:
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PSN:
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Member Details
SolarActive precedes to upgrade
The hyena droid bombers flies to the apocalypse zone and bombs 4 random Entites.
A droid Tri Fighter fires it's buzz droid missile at cans, damaging him by %2 for 3 turns.
And I rez a barrage of nerfed pillars of doom at the Microsoft cloud.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
Posts:
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Upsilon
Member Details
POST III; Raspberry Pi: 9/10 20/40 Rumble McSkirmish. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (6/7) Heh, cans. You will be destroyed. helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
?
h-H-h-H-h-H-h-HELP ME.
Bill! What happened?
Your bac-
NULLING VIRUS PERMENENTLY...
NO HE IS NOT A VIRUS.
Sorry, he is making you think that.
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A
Virus "BILL CIPHER" is now registered as safe.
Thanks.
Well, now to install more ram and hard drive space...
EJECTING EXTERNAL SERVICE MODULE...DONE.
SHUTTING DOWN...
STARTING UP...DONE.
SPECS: RAM: 1 EXABYTE. PCI-E SSD: 2 YOTTABYTES.
I program MUSHROOM BOMB MODE. +1 PROGRAMS. Research: 2/5. INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHERhelp me please PROGRAMMER: CLASS: ALPHA EXPERIENCE: 0 PROGRAMS: 2
Provide a quirky comment.
36/40
26/40
Hoe && Axe && Shovel 1/X
Ropecroprope && Magmarrot 1/X
Soaky Cane && Arrow 1/X
Awkward Potion && Sugar Cane 1/X
CHARGING 5/10
"...ANTICLIMATIC. WON'T STOP THE OTHER ONE FROM COMING.""WHAT? But our OPERATOR just got destroyed!"
"IT WAS WEAK. AND BESIDES, DO YOU KNOW HOW SOULS WORK?""I know. But surely a machine can't have a soul?"
Excuse me.
"Oh, right."
"IT'LL PROBABLY SHOW UP WHEN I DARKNESS."GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
[ 19 / 40 ]
Oh neat, the Operator's dead.
[/LVL 1/===/]
[MAX ENDER: 1]
Abilities:
LVL 1: Summon an Enderbat! [ 2500 HP, x3. Low attack, Low dodge chance.]
I increase Sylveon's charge with the promise of food!
[+1 to charge]
Using some ENDERMANCY, I blast Ron the Narrator.
The Kestrel will use Vulcan Laser on Ron.
The Ender Colossus will use Smash on Hussiebot.
The Enderbats will attack Hussiebot.
[NOTICE: Enderpoints will also go up if I score kills.]
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
CHARGING 6/11
+3 to any PG.
No.
I shoot FROST ARROWS at the Touhou Squad.
I begin converting the Virus-Brine's code, already a powerful Artificial Sentience, into a more general-purpose form... then decide to integrate it into Mechabrine
Virus-Brine Beta 2.0 11/20
\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\//\\/ Mechabrine w/ Virus-Brine AI 22/40 {if I can do this, otherwise I just charge both}
Mechabrine 11/40
"GAHMD READY TO FIRE, REQUESTING TARGETING DATA"
GAHMD 3/3
"Just to explain the GAHMD{Gravitational Acceleration Heavy Mass Driver}, it is a kilometer-and-a-half-long, five hundred meter wide orbital weapon, one of the only types ever to exist of the rare direct fire orbital artillery. The device is capable, at median functionality, of accelerating it's aircraft-carrier sized projectile up to 10% of the speed of light, and at optimum, of 30% light speed. The energy released in the impact of this kinetic mass with a planet, especially one as strange as the minecraft world, is literally uncalculated, as I have no idea how to find out, and I'm willing to bet a small sum no one else felt like doing so. Also, it's probably enough to make stuff that is REALLY not meant to do so enter nuclear fission or fusion."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Loose Cannon AND Ender Pearl = Teleport the Plank (3/3)
Stickybomb Launcher AND Cactus = Thornbomb Launcher (3/3)
> R. K.: Deliver +3 to fseftr.
> R. K.: Alchemize a Melee Weapon already.
> R. K.: Buff Cans.
Eyelander AND Slime = ??? (1/3)
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I give a new idea for mah Everydimensional portal: Spyper! I also finish the CACTi.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I NEVER THOUGHT. I'D SAY SOMETHING. LIKE THIS. ACTUALLY. I'M NOT SURE. I WANT TO SAY THIS. BUT. HERE GOES.
YOU WERE JUST. A VIRUS. BACK THEN. BUT YOU. LIKE ALL LIVING. BEINGS. WANTED SOMETHING MORE.
Get rid of these caps. I've got a lot to say.
I've been thinking, and your last words BEFORE the Godmodder killed you were, "I haven't given you my gift." Basically, you knew it was the end, and you wanted something to be remembered for before you died. That's the bravest thing I've ever seen, facing your death like that. Because, let's tell the truth, now - we're all afraid of death. Even me. Just as the Auto-Responder told Dirk, another machine talking to a human - "I'm scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?" Acknowledging your doom like that, well, I would have tried to save myself. i would have tried to kill him. it would be a fitting end.
I WILL capitalize my letters properly! Anyway, that conversation reminded me very much of Dirk and AR. I'd like to say, though... Killing all those entities without a bit of remorse? Everything's afraid of death. It's cruel to cut off all of their hopes and dream like that. theyre just innocent people pulled into this by us. its not f/\irNOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD FUTURE ME...
This is why I didn't want to make this speech. Future me thinks it's some sort of sappy apology or something, and since they already gave this speech, they keep... NEVER MIND. I don't need anyone anymore.
But, anyway... I think we all need to think deeply about death. We've caused quite a lot of it these past weeks. Even if some of us believe in something up there that we go to - I don't, except the dream bubbles - we still don't want to go up there. Life is precious and fleeting. If it weren't for future me, I would feel that my own life was coming to a close. Do you fear the Reaper, Richard? Do you? ... I'M scared. Scared to not exist. Aren't you?
Rest in peace, Operator. Or dissolve into coding in peace or whatever. THANK YOU. GOODBYE. EVERYONE.
Return: 22/40
Shields: 7/10
I shoot a... No. I can't do it. Can't end something's life like this, especially after that speech... URGH... GET... OUT... OF... MY... HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
I Hell's Instrument Twin in my uncontrolled rage.
Oh no
Chaos Knight: 28/40.
I gas bomb the Touhou squad.
Cosmic Slime: 36/40
Jungle Ritual: 16/40
I use Chivalrous Chop on floppyDongoes, expending one of his respawns and adding 10000 damage to my counter!
Damage: 24000/100000
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Hoe && Axe && Shovel 2/X
Ropecroprope && Magmarrot 2/X
Soaky Cane && Arrow 2/X
Awkward Potion && Sugar Cane 2/X
I stab/slice/shoot/explode Twinbuilder.
3/5 overheal on the unagi assassin.
+2 to k4yne
+1 to davinci
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun 1/?
Umbrella AND Kevlar 3/3
Thanks for standing still AND Stocked Crusader's crossbow 1/?
Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher 1/?
I stab project nexus with the suspense.
I flip to the next page of my book, yet again.
How long did it take you to write all these books?
The hyena droid bombers flies to the apocalypse zone and bombs 4 random Entites.
A droid Tri Fighter fires it's buzz droid missile at cans, damaging him by %2 for 3 turns.
And I rez a barrage of nerfed pillars of doom at the Microsoft cloud.
upgrade: 1/20
Blackhole bomb: 21/40
Summon unknown: 4/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Raspberry Pi: 9/10
20/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (6/7)
Heh, cans. You will be destroyed.
helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp
?
h-H-h-H-h-H-h-HELP ME.
Bill! What happened?
Your bac-
NULLING VIRUS PERMENENTLY...
NO HE IS NOT A VIRUS.
Sorry, he is making you think that.
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A
Virus "BILL CIPHER" is now registered as safe.
Thanks.
Well, now to install more ram and hard drive space...
EJECTING EXTERNAL SERVICE MODULE...DONE.
SHUTTING DOWN...
STARTING UP...DONE.
SPECS: RAM: 1 EXABYTE. PCI-E SSD: 2 YOTTABYTES.
I program MUSHROOM BOMB MODE.
+1 PROGRAMS.
Research: 2/5.
INVENTORY:
The CUTE-PENGUIN-SCREEN,
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHERhelp me please
PROGRAMMER:
CLASS: ALPHA
EXPERIENCE: 0
PROGRAMS: 2
Eyelander AND Slime = ??? (2/3)
+3 to fseftr
> R. K.: Test Teleport The Plank on Justicar.
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
5/6 overheal on the unagi assassin.
+2 to k4yne
+1 to davinci
Poisonous Spud Shooter AND Machine Gun 2/?
Thanks for standing still AND Stocked Crusader's crossbow 2/?
Godhead AND The Bullet Catcher 2/?
I red barrel project nexus
I see no reason to not read a chapter every post, so I flip a page.
"GUARDS! DEFEND THE CASTLE!"
Sniper Joe [AG]: 7,500/7,500 [x3]
35/40
25/40