Hi, Operator. I'm sure you speak binary. So guess what? I've encoded a secret program in ~ATH. It's set to activate when the next member of the group 360 Army dies. It will erase... Well, let's just say enough Integrity to hurt pretty badly. Thanks.
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​Summon the Ender Colossus! Now!
The summoning circle cracks, as the Ender Colossus appears!
Ender Colossus [AG]
HP: 55,000
Attacks:
Ender Gaze: Deals high integrity damage. Can also slow and weaken targets. No HP damage.
Smash: Deals high damage to one target.
Telesmash: Has a chargebar of 3 turns. Deals immense damage to one target.
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Hydra-Roach army?
Hydra-Roach army.
The EP Bar has appeared!
[/LVL 1/===/]
For every kill I score / one of my Ender Entities score, the bar gains 1 power. When it fills, I level up!
Ender Powers:
For every level of EP I gain, I get new summons! Summons need to be channeled with a three-post charge, and I can have one group of entities at a time. As I level, this number goes up.
It's kinda like constructs, I suppose.
LVL 1: Enderbat: 2,000 HP, x3. Low attack power, slight dodge chance.
More abilities will be revealed as I level.
I flambe the Operator with a virus-spewing flamethrower.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on the Operator.
The Kestrel will put it's energy into hacking the Operator.
1: The Engineers upgrade the sentry gun to level 2, and the dispenser to level 2, restoring 1/4 of the max metal every turn
The Engineers also move the sentry gun out, and use the wrangler (allows for manual sentry gun use) on the Hivemind. After that, they move it back into the armory
+3 to Nimble
Portal Gun: 17/25 Nova: 35/40 (+3 from Nimble)
The armory is an underground area in a secret location. I mined it out awhile ago
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Both here
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 19/60 -- Focus: =========== 50/55
The Wither Wolf: 22/40
Soul of Rebirth: 23/40 (+3 from Piono)
Fine gold wool && feather 1/??
Sand || rose red 2/??
Sand || orange dye 2/??
Sand || dandelion yellow 2/??
Sand || cactus green 2/??
Sand || lapis lazuli 2/??
Sand || purple dye 2/??
I launch a bombardment of shots from the Silicon Steam Punker at Famine.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 8 (idea bought a fertilizer)
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO honeycomb 2/2 +3 up for trade with any AG
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST III; Raspberry Pi: 7/10 16/40 Rumble McSkirmish. SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (2/7) I program NYAN CUBE MODE! (1/2) I then program JOLT mode! I enter Project Nexus's Mind.
The deal?
Oh, right.
I duplicate the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi then give the duplicate to Bill Cipher through a PORTAL that was CREATED. The portal then instantly closes. Thanks. I hear you are summoning another entity, eh? Yep, Rumble McSkirmish.
Isn't he from that game, Fight Fighters?
Yessir.
I inject this code into Op's Gift.EXE's main launch class: System.exit(0);
I then inject the same code into the Operator where it will be called a lot.
INVENTORY: Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi, VOID SAFE, Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN), Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN), Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN), Beef Cloak (WORN). Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II JOLT: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
I put three +1s up for trade.
I was wondering, would I be able to add 'the garage' to the alchemiter? Pretty obvious what it does, vehicles.
I combine the white broom with the green sun core (a battery that has a direct link to the core of the green sun, gaining energy from it) and the energy inverter (gives the item it is imbued with the ability warp, invert, weaken, and sometimes even nullify anything with similar power to what it has: this combined with the green sun core gives the wielder of this broom once it is completed a small bonus against first guardians.) 1/6
25/40 x4
12/15 x15
I take the void of heat, freeze the current member of the felt solid with it, then see how good of an ice breaker Moh's malevolence is.
It's near-impossible to get a battery that's directly linked to the Green Sun, because, as far as I know, such an object would have to be created by something with the force of a bomb that could explode two universes. Ugh, I'll just let Scratch take over...
At least someone has sense around here. Oh, relax, Piono. I would not dream of intentionally harming your ego. My first statement was a joke. Sorry, it can be hard to tell when you can't put emphasis on certain words over the internet. But enough drabble.
If you had a theoretical device that could interact directly with the Green Sun that was not a First Guardian, it would have to be created in a very powerful, complicated way that would take many years of planning. Of course, you could circumvent this through time travel, but keep in mind that the Furthest Ring's sense of time is dilated; it is not the same one that you follow in your everyday life.
Knowing this, hooking it up to the Sun would in itself be a challenge. Actually creating the device, would, as TwinBuilder implied, need an object with power equal to or greater than the Tumor. And such an object is ridiculously hard to find. Under this logic, I declare your alchemy to be null and void.
You freeze Quarters, and deal 7,500 damage to him with Moh's Malevolence! However, it automatically breaks the ice.
Actually, even though piono can't interact with the library, I have no problem accessing it. I can simply slide in from the fifth dimension. You ever heard of tessering? Mine is a good deal more complicated. I have quite a bit more to go on from there and it seems Doc Scratch was too busy locking out the AGs. What am I talking about? I'll explain in a moment, and please note, I had nothing to do with it.
Yes Doc, someone did say Scratch. Or at least wrote it in a death book.
Piono brandishes the white broom, it looks shockingly similar, nay, identical to the one Doc Scratch was beaten to death with by Andrew Hussie in the Homestuck cascade.
Look familiar?
three +1s up for trade. 2/6 for the broom. I think I'll call it: 'the good doctor's demise'
26/40 x4
13/15 x15
I take the white broom and clean up the current Felt member's act with it. Oh yes, and I hammer any left over bits into the ground with Moh's Malevolence. I really like my new hammer.
Scratch, you might want to buff your library security. What am I talking about? Right after Doc Scratch finished attending to his explanation of why the AG players could not access his library, he 'turned' around to discover that all the players within were out stone-cold on the floor, and every piece of text replaced with a monochrome copy. There is also a note: Thank you for you donation ~ The librarians of Alexandria. Coincidentally, the Library of Alexandria has just opened its DTG branch. It contains the original copies of all of Doc Scratch's books. Any further additions will have extra copies made and handed back to the original owner/s. Trust me, when I say text, I mean ANY text. I had to reformat this post when they took it in for copying. Also, we now know where the records for the DTG games have been being kept. Also, unless you want to join the demon librarians, don't steal any books. Anyone who has read Alcatraz Smedry and the Evil Librarians knows what I mean.
Oh dear... It seems I forgot to mention something. When I meant AG players, I meant anyone who was in any way against the Godmodder. This includes not knowing the Godmodder, since, by default, he is categorized as "evil", the majority of people, once aware of him, would at the very least disapprove of his methods, therefore being against them. Of course, some would like him, but the majority would not, so the spell is based upon that. Therefore, the Library of Alexandria could not have possibly stolen my precious literature, since they were, by default, aligned against the Godmodder.
Now, will you stop arguing with me? It's wasting my time, your time, and the Game Master's time, and it is not getting a single thing done.
I CLAIM PIONO'S TWO +3, +3 TO PIONO. (I'll trade the rest next post.)
Before I even START the continued alchemies, I use some XBeanstalks to add a heated seat and built in screen to Twin's throne. And a Carrot Juice Dispenser. (No alchemy for that, I literally put carrot juice in a dispenser.) It is the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE!
The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! Once it reaches level five and gets 10 charges it will be an entity. And it will attack (using commands from my remote contol hoodie) while twin gets a front row seat.
Continued Alchemies
Xwolverine 3/6
You'll feel a little ***** 3/6
The Hard Reset 3/5
X-Inferno 4/5
Red Hourglass of Death 5/5
I have added a rule about Alchemy for myself. No more than three alchemies and two upgrades at a time from now on.
I send a message to Doc Scratch through the Microsoft Cloud.
Hey Doc, let's make a deal. I'll charge up an at minimum 40 post charge for your side, making an OP entity for you guys, if you give me the Homestuck Disc one. That is all.
GNSPP 29/40
GNGADP 13/40
XBSS 20/20 The XBOX SWORD SCISSOR IS CREATED! It is a GIANT HALF OF A SCISSOR, and it FLIES AROUND using HIGH POWER JETS while attacking enemies, and can be controlled by my controls. At Half Health, it Transforms into the XS NAKED SOL, and right before it is destroyed it will use its final super secret attack. [HP]: 80,000 (Twin, Nerf if necessary.)
The XBSS Attacks Roland II/ The Alpha Ghast.
One XBOX360 Army member uses his XCANNON at full power, dying afterwards due to over exertion, and fires the Blast at the Operator. I use Palutena's XBlade to Slice Secondary. (PS: How do I become a full fledged player. Like Flare Flames in the Antichamber or Kayne in the Library.)
I control the Microsoft Cloud to begin an upgrade. The XZONE UPGRADE 0/10.
Why, thank you! A guy could get used to this. We are in agreement, for once.
You got the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH! An obsidian black version of the Elemental XBOX with the titular red hourglass of the black widow spider emblazoned on it. If you made a weaponized version of this, it would be pretty powerful...
So, you would construct a ~40-post charge for me, when I already have millions of troops, as many numbers of ships, and a select few elite crew members that have the power to destroy universes...and I would give you a disc that, if used in the right way, in the right universe, could give you status as a god.
...There's not much in it for me.
Upon appearance, the XBOX Sword Scissor falters and crashes to the ground. Its HP has been halved. However, after that, it gets back up and starts flying. Your entities will do as you say, and Secondary is dead!
You already are a full-fledged player; you're on the Battlefield! Flare Flames and Kayne are on sidequests, so that's why I include their names on the update.
I, with the knowledge that the Operator knows everything on the Internet, go find the Un-Knowable Word, a word that, if known, causes the knower's mind to implode. Without looking at it, I test it on some villagers, a Wither, a high-power A.I., and a random PG player, proving it's effectiveness, and then upload it to the internet as a weakly password sealed website, as well as e-mailing it directly to the Operator.
Virus-Brine 7/??
Constructing extra gravity-amps...
GAHMD 8/10
There is no such thing on the Internet! When are you going to finish Virusbrine?
"I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: DON'T LET THE OPERATORS MEET."
"Why should we trust you right now?"
Insanity has a point.
Even though that sounds like a contradiction in and of itself. "THE SLENDERMAN OPERATOR IS VASTLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE THREAD."
Doc Scratch.
Helix Fossil.
The UOSS.
The Godmodder himself.
And you claim that THE OPERATOR is more powerful than those. "EVEN MORE SO THAN OUR CURRENT OPERATOR."
"He sounds like the biggest Veigar snowclone since Black Mage."
"I AM EVIL! STOP LAUGHING!"
"Shut up, you're a disgrace to evil." "THEN YOU HAVEN'T FOUGHT IT IN ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT."
"And you have?" "TAKE A GUESS."
Hmm... The Operator. A formidable foe, indeed. Even I am unsure of his origin, but perhaps it is best there are some things no one knows.
I temporarily freeze time, and re-wire the detonation part of the OP's Gift.exe to extend it for one more turn!! (If I need to charge this, please tell.)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+1 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Amperz
Oh, relax. It was a joke. Ha ha hee hee hoo hoo.
...
LAUGH.
Mini-crit = base power x 1.5
Crit = base power x 2
Hank now has the effects of the Potion of Manpower, and is also Ubercharged! He is healed for +7,500 HP and cannot be attacked this turn.
18/40 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 2 +2 from fseftr
> R. K.: Heal Roland/The Alpha Ghast before it's too late. Heal someone else if too late.
> R. K.: Deliver +3 to fseftr and chaos dunk a random AG into another.
License Board Stats
1 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
13 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
+3,000 HP to Hussiebot!
2,000 damage to Justicar and the XBOX 360 Army!
> K4yne: Read Pesterchum 101 at Red Text Guy's request.
You decide to read Pesterchum 101. You start at the Table of Contents, like before.
dedications and introductions chapter one: pesterchum chapter two: trollian chapter three: choosing a chumhandle chapter four: choosing a color chapter five: choosing a quirk chapter six: chums chapter seven: memos and that's really all there is to say on the matter
Man am I out of this..
I wish we could go back to when the game was simpler....
EURIKA! Time to put all this stuff I got to good use
Simplifier 2/20
Now, if I modify the charge stealer like this...
Continue writing more symbols around the battle field.... Effects to be seen later
Energy collecting 1/5
Time to do alchemy ! But I need supplies .... Well, looks like I save that plan for later.... Time to go back to castle Greenmont!
Gloves OR portal gun= ?? 1/x ( not sure how long to make it)
I give the godmodder a BIG hug, since I kinda missed him.
Are you kidding? This is AWESOME! I live for this chaos and anarchy! Explains a lot...
Portal Gun OR Gloves = Portal Gauntlets (Level 5: 1/6)
The Godmodder gives you an even BIGGER hug that crushes your spinal cord. Ouch.
I use my infinity grenade launcher on project nexus.
Infinity Grenade Launcher AND Sniper Rifle 2/?
Coffee AND Syringe 2/?
Secondary's Sword AND Fseftr's Sword 2/?
Potato AND Rifle 2/?
I browse the five books.
Choose the split personality one. That's kinda self-centred, no? Yes. Fine, I'll take it.
3,000 damage to Project Nexus!
You got a CRUSADER'S CROSSBOW BOLT! A piece of ammo for the Crusader's Crossbow. When it's fired at an ally, they are healed for a small amount of HP. But it's useless without the weapon itself!
You got the SPUDSHOOTER! A modified rifle that shoots small potato pellets. Starchy, but non-lethal.
> fseftr: Read The Nature of Split Personalities.
You proceed to do just that. You sit down in between The_Serpent and K4yne, who are all reading as well.
THE NATURE OF SPLIT PERSONALITIES
BY VANNIL A.
Introduction ~ Schizophrenia Chapter I ~ Nomenclature Chapter II ~ Ubiquity Chapter III ~ Development Chapter IV ~ Taking Over Chapter V ~ Colormatic Chapter VI ~ Dominance Conclusion ~ Apotheosis
Book reading 2/10
I begin to alchemize the Voided Sword AND Eldritch Crystal 1/3 (I think this would make the sword more magic focused (Could I make it make spells do slightly more damage for a period of time?)
Oh, and I also cast disintegrate on a random PG entity.
I use some XBeanstalk vines to make a retractable shield around the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE, and I install a masseuse thing into the chair's back. THRONE LEVEL PROGRESS: Level 1 IIIII Level 2
Continued Alchemies
Xwolverine 4/6
You'll feel a little ***** 4/6
The Hard Reset 4/5
The X-Inferno 5/5
I CLAIM MY 100th POST POWER! (Help me out here guys, what kind of insane power is this? Charges? Attacks? Effects?)
GNSPP 30/40
GNGADP 14/40
XZONE UPGRADE 1/10
The XBSS attacks the Easter Fox, then flies away.
A member of the XBOX360 Army "Leroy Jenkins"s it, screaming something about "Avenging 12 Year Old Army". He manages to attack the Operator, then he summons a battle pet (they can do this, mentioned when I summoned them) which happens to be a small eagle, which flies him to safety. Then the XBeanstalks carry him to safety. His battle pet remains, albiet being quite weak. XMINIEAGLE [HP]: 500. I use Palutena's XBlade to slice Quarters.
You got the X-INFERNO! An upgraded version of the X-Stalker that has fiery blades. It can cut through and melt nearly anything!
Getting 100 posts on the forums doesn't deserve a superpowered attack on the Battlefield.
The Easter Fox has been dead for a while, you derp. -2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY; THE OPERATOR kills the pet due to its small HP.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 14/60 -- Focus: =========== 50/55
The Wither Wolf: 21/40
Soul of Rebirth: 19/40
Let's try these again...
Gold feather block > 1/1 > fine gold wool + feather
This will take a lot of alchemys, but none are that hard.
Sand || rose red 1/??
Sand || orange dye 1/??
Sand || dandelion yellow 1/??
Sand || cactus green 1/??
Sand || lapis lazuli 1/??
Sand || purple dye 1/??
Also, screw you Secondary. Hopefully this attack will kill you.
I load my other master ender emerald from way back into the silicon steam punker and launch it at Secondary. Hopefully it will shatter and cause some weird void fireworks of death.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO honeycomb 1/2 +3 up for trade with any AG
The first alchemy doesn't make much sense... Do you mean to do Gold Feather Block > 1/1, then the result > Fine, then that result plus Gold Wool AND a feather? I'd like some confirmation... Just suck it up and do the alchemy! Shut up.
Sand OR Rose Red = Bloodsand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Orange Dye = Orange Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Dandelion Yellow = Goldsand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Cactus Green = Green Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Lapis Lazuli = Lapisand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Purple Dye = Purple Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Secondary is dead, but you do the attack anyway. The Weird Void Firework of Death that is created can be seen for miles... A neighboring faction eats bread in celebration. Beautiful.
Awkward Potion OOO Honeycomb = Potion of Honey (1/2)
I +3 trade with talist.
3/6 for the new broom
So... rifle+rifle=assault rifle. assault rifle+assault rifle=machine gun.
machine gun AND machine gun 1/???
30/40 x4
2/15 x16
I take out the Microsoft Mashup, and shoot Quarters in the face with it.
XBOX 360 Army member killed! The ~ATH virus detonates...
THE OPERATOR reels back in pain as the bomb strips away several important layers of coding! He will regenerate, but the damage has been done... -2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
I +3 Talist, I claim his +3.
I buy an extended fertiizer from Wilson. I use it on the XBeanstalks, causing massive growth and power boosts.
I install Melongourd slice(s) in the disenser rigged in the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE, and I put a Smeltbench on an armrest of the massive throne. Level 1 ​IIIII Level 2. The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! (Each "I" is an upgrade installed. A unique upgrade.) Level 2 ​IIIII​IIIII Level 3.
Continued alchemies
GNSPP 33/40
GNGADP 16/40
XZONE Upgrade 2/10
The XBSS attacks the Operator, then RAPIDLY flies away. It gets ready to defend itself.
The XBOX 360 Army does nothing, except explore the Microsoft Cloud, discovering a dusty, secret room. They begin cleaning the room.
Room cleaning 1/3 (3 because I join in, helping out with my Paulenta's X-Blade.) It would be instantaneous, but one "Brilliant" member of the XBOX 360 Army decided to pull a 12 Year Old Army and hit his self destruct, but luckily he flew out of the base and into Quarters before he exploded. The explosion and death of this member distracted us, making the cleaning process longer.
Quarters is dead! Your entities will do as you say.
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​Summon the Ender Colossus! Now!
The summoning circle cracks, as the Ender Colossus appears!
Ender Colossus [AG]
HP: 55,000
Attacks:
Ender Gaze: Deals high integrity damage. Can also slow and weaken targets. No HP damage.
Smash: Deals high damage to one target.
Telesmash: Has a chargebar of 3 turns. Deals immense damage to one target.
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Hydra-Roach army?
Hydra-Roach army.
The EP Bar has appeared!
[/LVL 1/===/]
For every kill I score / one of my Ender Entities score, the bar gains 1 power. When it fills, I level up!
Ender Powers:
For every level of EP I gain, I get new summons! Summons need to be channeled with a three-post charge, and I can have one group of entities at a time. As I level, this number goes up.
It's kinda like constructs, I suppose.
LVL 1: Enderbat: 2,000 HP, x3. Low attack power, slight dodge chance.
More abilities will be revealed as I level.
I flambe the Operator with a virus-spewing flamethrower.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on the Operator.
The Ender Colossus appears. With him, he brings forth a LEVEL 11 STARETECH: DISCONCERTING ENDEROGLE, that makes every entity quail in their boots!
1: The Engineers upgrade the sentry gun to level 2, and the dispenser to level 2, restoring 1/4 of the max metal every turn
The Engineers also move the sentry gun out, and use the wrangler (allows for manual sentry gun use) on the Hivemind. After that, they move it back into the armory
+3 to Nimble
Portal Gun: 17/25
Nova: 35/40 (+3 from Nimble)
The armory is an underground area in a secret location. I mined it out awhile ago
Current Entities:
Engineers (x2)
Your entities will do as you say.
Ah, I see about the Armory. No literally, I see it dug into the Battlefield. Why didn't I see it there before...?
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 19/60 -- Focus: =========== 50/55
The Wither Wolf: 22/40
Soul of Rebirth: 23/40 (+3 from Piono)
Fine gold wool && feather 1/??
Sand || rose red 2/??
Sand || orange dye 2/??
Sand || dandelion yellow 2/??
Sand || cactus green 2/??
Sand || lapis lazuli 2/??
Sand || purple dye 2/??
I launch a bombardment of shots from the Silicon Steam Punker at Famine.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 8 (idea bought a fertilizer)
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO honeycomb 2/2 +3 up for trade with any AG
OHH... I see.
Fine Gold Wool AND Feather = Fine Gold Feather (Level 1: 1/2)
You got SAND OF VARYING COLORS. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. They'll be used for decoration, I guess.
You got a POTION OF HONEY! ...Not much else to say.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 7/10
16/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (2/7)
I program NYAN CUBE MODE! (1/2)
I then program JOLT mode!
I enter Project Nexus's Mind.
The deal?
Oh, right.
I duplicate the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi then give the duplicate to Bill Cipher through a PORTAL that was CREATED. The portal then instantly closes.
Thanks. I hear you are summoning another entity, eh?
Yep, Rumble McSkirmish.
Isn't he from that game, Fight Fighters?
Yessir.
I inject this code into Op's Gift.EXE's main launch class: System.exit(0);
I then inject the same code into the Operator where it will be called a lot.
INVENTORY:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II JOLT: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
You know what? Screw Build always hogging watching what everyone does. I want to do this for once. But SHOOSH. Now. Let's have a go at it.
I proceed to BRUTALLY MURDER THE PENGUIN Oh come on! What? It's just an innocent penguin! You shouldn't hurt it! Don't tell me what to do, woman! WOMAN? I AM A GUY! ... YOU'RE ME, AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GUY! I... It was supposed to be a sick burn... I DON'T CARE. You know what, fine. Have it your way, you psycho. Go kill that Penguin. Erm... Ok.
I proceed to... I... You what? I can't. You can destroy ominpotent mailboxes, can stand up to the Godmodder, survived several point-blank explosions, and you can't kill a penguin? No. It's... it's too cute. There we go. Looks like I've reclaimed control for now.
I proceed to move the Penguin to the peaceful 33rd Dimension, where it will remain without interacting with the Battlefield, since it just takes up space. I then destroy 10 Hyena Droid Bombers! Seriously... They shouldn't even be on the field... Why the hell did he have to OH DAMMIT Hahaha! Sucker. Back in control... Now let's see.
No Hostile entities can attack this turn due to ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.
The Star Wars Fleet deals 4,000 damage to a Fire Gecko and the Magician Duo! It then lowers the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! The Metools deal 2,000 damage to Waluigi! Dark Engie, roaring, destroys 5 Hyena Droid Bombers! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie.
The Void Rift deals 4,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind! The Kestrel and the Ender Colossus lower the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! Hank, now Ubercharged, goes on a rampage, destroying all Metools and smashing a Fruit Cart! "MY TOMATOES!" Arachna deals 4,000 damage to Hussiebot! The Engineers wrangle their Sentry Gun up to deal 2,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind! The Xbox Sword Scissor starts attacking Roland II, but then realizes it can't attack something that is dead. The Magician Duo charge up their Dark Magic Attack and ready it on Roland II as well, but realize it is dead at the same time the XBSS does! Therefore, they save their charge for when they will need it.
Stitch destroys the Mini Void Rift and deals 6,000 damage to the Magician Duo! Hussiebot deals 3,000 damage to Arachna, as always. The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Justicar and the Void Rift!
The battle rages on in the Apocalypse Zone's cave! The Kage Kami faces the Unagi Assassin and deals 4,000 damage to him. However, the Assassin uses his knife to crack the Kage Kami's shielding. The Cazador rushes behind the Kage Kami and attacks him, depleting the Kage Kami's shields! However, the Touhou Team kills the Cazador before any further damage can be done. The Unagi Assassin sees that the battle has turned very one-sided... It appears the AGs will be able to secure victory.
SolarActive deals 1,000 damage to a Fire Gecko and a Nightkin!
Ah, THE OPERATOR. You gotta love him. He's a master of chaos and fear... Ahem. ...Never mind. THE OPERATOR lowers the MOKOU INTEGRITY completely, killing Mokou! The Kage Kami looks on uneasily. THE OPERATOR then lowers CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY, TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY, and KESTREL INTEGRITY by 25%! Whatever he's charging up, it looks like he's almost done...
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Attack THE OPERATOR. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie ________________________________________________________________________________________
The Forge: ________________________________________________________________________________________
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PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Xopil: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
Scratch, the librarians of Alexandria are the ones who have the record of this entire conflict stored up, they most definitely could not care less about the godmodder's methods, and the raw amount of text he produces means they are for him, but not nearly enough to stop their librarianing. You still have your copies, its just that the Library of Alexandria has the originals.
I have also established that I am used to time travel shenanigans. I just prefer linear time because when time stays linear you don't end up with doomed timelines. I avoid doomed timelines not for my own sake, as my position of extreme power causes me to be the only of me (in short, the alpha timeline is the one which I am in, just because I switch to the alpha timeline whenever the timeline I am in becomes a doomed one) but more out of a moral quandry. I may be nigh-omnipotent, even to a level to make even you and Aranea grow tired of my amount of exposition for no reason other than length if I were to impart it all to you. For those reasons, I have relegated myself to not only a state of non-existance, but that of never having interacted with this reality at all.
Shut up. I'm sorry twin, I'm letting this guy screw around because he, unlike my other two, is much more mature, but like the other two he doesn't have much to do until I write my books. goldenrod is not me, I call him the author but he's basically the guy I'm leaving to use my stuff and he's actually more powerful than me, and I created him, so yeah. I let him handle my affairs, I mostly just sit back, give him ideas everyone else can find out about, and watch the fireworks. But stop arguing with twin, unless you pull something reality wrenching enough to pull real-life off its tracks this argument will get you nowhere.
I shall defer to you in this matter.
But twin, it is entirely possible to link into the green sun. The green sun core however would be... yeah, a level five alchemy all its own.
On the other hand, the green sun battery link is not too high level. What is it? Have you ever heard of solar relays? Its a way to charge batteries from space by having solar panels right up next to a star where the power has not begun to dilute yet. It then transfers the power back to a remote location. The green sun battery link is the same. It does not impart nearly as much power as the green sun core, but when replacing the green sun core as in the attempted alchemy above, it gives the same ability, although decreased. This alchemy has small amounts of green sun powers, just barely enough to constitute a level 5, and small ability to cancel out first guardian powers (the omniscience, but only because that is tenuous and conditional anyways). I begin this alchemy for piono.
Thanks!
I really need to work on your monologuing...
I put out three +1s for trade
1/6 for whatever the heck this almost-sortof-greensun-powered-broom thing my guy is cooking up.
machine gun AND machine gun 2/???
32/40 x4
3/15 x16
I take the Danger: High Voltage and open fire on the Operator's code banks
/storyedit: Okay, yeah, that entire bit up there? Didn't happen. Remember, golden-text guy isn't supposed to be monologuing, or stuff like that. Consider it early-installment-weirdness if you must. There've been other bits like that, but this one was particularly bad and didn't actually affect the game. If you feel that text has to stay valid, attribute it to the OP King and leave it at that.
[color=#daa520]I have also established that I am used to time travel shenanigans. I just prefer linear time because when time stays linear you don't end up with doomed timelines. I avoid doomed timelines not for my own sake, as my position of extreme power causes me to be the only of me (in short, the alpha timeline is the one which I am in, just because I switch to the alpha timeline whenever the timeline I am in becomes a doomed one) but more out of a moral quandry. I may be nigh-omnipotent, even to a level to make even you and Aranea grow tired of my amount of exposition for no reason other than length if I were to impart it all to you. For those reasons, I have relegated myself to not only a state of non-existance, but that of never having interacted with this reality at all.[/color]
Shut up. I'm sorry twin, I'm letting this guy screw around because he, unlike my other two, is much more mature, but like the other two he doesn't have much to do until I write my books. goldenrod is not me, I call him the author but he's basically the guy I'm leaving to use my stuff and he's actually more powerful than me, and I created him, so yeah. I let him handle my affairs, I mostly just sit back, give him ideas everyone else can find out about, and watch the fireworks. But stop arguing with twin, unless you pull something reality wrenching enough to pull real-life off its tracks this argument will get you nowhere.
[color=#daa520]I shall defer to you in this matter.[/color]
But twin, it is entirely possible to link into the green sun. The green sun core however would be... yeah, a level five alchemy all its own.
[color=#daa520]On the other hand, the green sun battery link is not too high level. What is it? Have you ever heard of solar relays? Its a way to charge batteries from space by having solar panels right up next to a star where the power has not begun to dilute yet. It then transfers the power back to a remote location. The green sun battery link is the same. It does not impart nearly as much power as the green sun core, but when replacing the green sun core as in the attempted alchemy above, it gives the same ability, although decreased. This alchemy has small amounts of green sun powers, just barely enough to constitute a level 5, and small ability to cancel out first guardian powers (the omniscience, but only because that is tenuous and conditional anyways). I begin this alchemy for piono.[/color]
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Heh, that nigh-omnipotent fool thinks that he can just stay on the alpha timeline like that. Besides, in my mind, I think my omniscience would be more powerful.
Anyways, I curse the godmodder. (I know it won't work.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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I have also established that I am used to time travel shenanigans. I just prefer linear time because when time stays linear you don't end up with doomed timelines. I avoid doomed timelines not for my own sake, as my position of extreme power causes me to be the only of me (in short, the alpha timeline is the one which I am in, just because I switch to the alpha timeline whenever the timeline I am in becomes a doomed one) but more out of a moral quandry. I may be nigh-omnipotent, even to a level to make even you and Aranea grow tired of my amount of exposition for no reason other than length if I were to impart it all to you. For those reasons, I have relegated myself to not only a state of non-existance, but that of never having interacted with this reality at all.
"As opposed to my myriad selves, each one capable of calling on all the others in a time of need...
All the others... near-infinity of me... each one that is linked to a version of this timeline equipped with my gear... each one of those piloting a replica of my Manufactory...
hehehehe...
of course, it's pretty useless to call them, if they have no way to get here..."
"systems initializing..." GAMHD 10/10
Virus-Brine 9/??
loading GAHMD 1/3 {the GAHMD requires three charges each shot to reload, charge, and fire.}
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
COMMENCING AUTO-DECRYPT:
Hi, Operator. I'm sure you speak binary. So guess what? I've encoded a secret program in ~ATH. It's set to activate when the next member of the group 360 Army dies. It will erase... Well, let's just say enough Integrity to hurt pretty badly. Thanks.
ORIGINAL BINARY MESSAGE:
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END AUTO-DECRYPT
Potion of Veggies OOO Stringy Cane 1/X
Cacao Seed || Brightstone 1/X
Carrot && Lava Bucket 1/2
I give the Operator code chicken noodle soup to make him feel better.
[ 30 / 30 ]
​Summon the Ender Colossus! Now!
The summoning circle cracks, as the Ender Colossus appears!
Ender Colossus [AG]
HP: 55,000
Attacks:
Ender Gaze: Deals high integrity damage. Can also slow and weaken targets. No HP damage.
Smash: Deals high damage to one target.
Telesmash: Has a chargebar of 3 turns. Deals immense damage to one target.
[ 15 / 40 ]
Hydra-Roach army?
Hydra-Roach army.
The EP Bar has appeared!
[/LVL 1/===/]
For every kill I score / one of my Ender Entities score, the bar gains 1 power. When it fills, I level up!
Ender Powers:
It's kinda like constructs, I suppose.
LVL 1: Enderbat: 2,000 HP, x3. Low attack power, slight dodge chance.
More abilities will be revealed as I level.
I flambe the Operator with a virus-spewing flamethrower.
The Ender Colossus will use Ender Gaze on the Operator.
The Kestrel will put it's energy into hacking the Operator.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The Engineers also move the sentry gun out, and use the wrangler (allows for manual sentry gun use) on the Hivemind. After that, they move it back into the armory
+3 to Nimble
Portal Gun: 17/25
Nova: 35/40 (+3 from Nimble)
The armory is an underground area in a secret location. I mined it out awhile ago
Current Entities:
1,0002,000 damage my beast companions deal.Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
The Wither Wolf: 22/40
Soul of Rebirth: 23/40 (+3 from Piono)
Fine gold wool && feather 1/??
Sand || rose red 2/??
Sand || orange dye 2/??
Sand || dandelion yellow 2/??
Sand || cactus green 2/??
Sand || lapis lazuli 2/??
Sand || purple dye 2/??
I launch a bombardment of shots from the Silicon Steam Punker at Famine.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer OUT OF STOCK (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$), potion of soothing x1 (3$)
Wealth: 8 (idea bought a fertilizer)
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO honeycomb 2/2
+3 up for trade with any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Raspberry Pi: 7/10
16/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO (2/7)
I program NYAN CUBE MODE! (1/2)
I then program JOLT mode!
I enter Project Nexus's Mind.
The deal?
Oh, right.
I duplicate the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi then give the duplicate to Bill Cipher through a PORTAL that was CREATED. The portal then instantly closes.
Thanks. I hear you are summoning another entity, eh?
Yep, Rumble McSkirmish.
Isn't he from that game, Fight Fighters?
Yessir.
I inject this code into Op's Gift.EXE's main launch class: System.exit(0);
I then inject the same code into the Operator where it will be called a lot.
INVENTORY:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
Potion of Veggies OOO Stringy Cane 3/X Done?
Cacao Seed || Brightstone 3/X
Carrot && Lava Bucket 2/2 Done!
I upload relaxing music onto the Internet. I then link the Operator to it. This makes the Operator's integrity rise.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Forward 1
You walk right up to the gun.
>Take Yellow Gun
You got the Yellow Matter Gun. This upgraded matter gun lets you move cubes around without actually having to place or take them.
>Press Escape
You head back to the antechamber.
What will you do now?
>...
The Magician Duo will do as you say.
It's near-impossible to get a battery that's directly linked to the Green Sun, because, as far as I know, such an object would have to be created by something with the force of a bomb that could explode two universes. Ugh, I'll just let Scratch take over...
At least someone has sense around here. Oh, relax, Piono. I would not dream of intentionally harming your ego. My first statement was a joke. Sorry, it can be hard to tell when you can't put emphasis on certain words over the internet. But enough drabble.
If you had a theoretical device that could interact directly with the Green Sun that was not a First Guardian, it would have to be created in a very powerful, complicated way that would take many years of planning. Of course, you could circumvent this through time travel, but keep in mind that the Furthest Ring's sense of time is dilated; it is not the same one that you follow in your everyday life.
Knowing this, hooking it up to the Sun would in itself be a challenge. Actually creating the device, would, as TwinBuilder implied, need an object with power equal to or greater than the Tumor. And such an object is ridiculously hard to find. Under this logic, I declare your alchemy to be null and void.
You freeze Quarters, and deal 7,500 damage to him with Moh's Malevolence! However, it automatically breaks the ice.
Oh dear... It seems I forgot to mention something. When I meant AG players, I meant anyone who was in any way against the Godmodder. This includes not knowing the Godmodder, since, by default, he is categorized as "evil", the majority of people, once aware of him, would at the very least disapprove of his methods, therefore being against them. Of course, some would like him, but the majority would not, so the spell is based upon that. Therefore, the Library of Alexandria could not have possibly stolen my precious literature, since they were, by default, aligned against the Godmodder.
Now, will you stop arguing with me? It's wasting my time, your time, and the Game Master's time, and it is not getting a single thing done.
8,500 damage to Quarters!
Why, thank you! A guy could get used to this. We are in agreement, for once.
You got the RED HOURGLASS OF DEATH! An obsidian black version of the Elemental XBOX with the titular red hourglass of the black widow spider emblazoned on it. If you made a weaponized version of this, it would be pretty powerful...
So, you would construct a ~40-post charge for me, when I already have millions of troops, as many numbers of ships, and a select few elite crew members that have the power to destroy universes...and I would give you a disc that, if used in the right way, in the right universe, could give you status as a god.
...There's not much in it for me.
Upon appearance, the XBOX Sword Scissor falters and crashes to the ground. Its HP has been halved. However, after that, it gets back up and starts flying. Your entities will do as you say, and Secondary is dead!
You already are a full-fledged player; you're on the Battlefield! Flare Flames and Kayne are on sidequests, so that's why I include their names on the update.
Potion of Veggies OOO Stringy Cane = N/A
Cacoa Seed OR Brightstone = Glowcoa Seed (Level 1: 1/2)
Carrot AND Lava Bucket = Magmarrot (Level 1: 1/2)
-1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
Secondary is dead, sadly.
7,500 damage to Hank! Hank is critically wounded! He can't take much more...
Infinity Grenade Launcher AND Sniper Rifle = Thanks For Standing Still (Level 3: 1/4)
Coffee AND Syringe = Crusader Crossbow Bolt (Level 1: 1/2)
Secondary's Sword AND Fesftr's Sword = The Godhead (Level 3: 1/4)
Potato AND Rifle = Supdshot (Level 1: 1/2)
There is no such thing on the Internet! When are you going to finish Virusbrine?
Hmm... The Operator. A formidable foe, indeed. Even I am unsure of his origin, but perhaps it is best there are some things no one knows.
THE OPERATOR has a ton of spam blockers in his code, but that's still a lot. -1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
You'd need to charge that, you derp!
Oh, relax. It was a joke. Ha ha hee hee hoo hoo.
...
LAUGH.
Mini-crit = base power x 1.5
Crit = base power x 2
Hank now has the effects of the Potion of Manpower, and is also Ubercharged! He is healed for +7,500 HP and cannot be attacked this turn.
Potion of Honeyhealing OOO Obsidian Dragonscale = Potion of Draconian Healing (1/2)
-2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
+3,000 HP to Hussiebot!
2,000 damage to Justicar and the XBOX 360 Army!
> K4yne: Read Pesterchum 101 at Red Text Guy's request.
You decide to read Pesterchum 101. You start at the Table of Contents, like before.
dedications and introductions
chapter one: pesterchum
chapter two: trollian
chapter three: choosing a chumhandle
chapter four: choosing a color
chapter five: choosing a quirk
chapter six: chums
chapter seven: memos
and that's really all there is to say on the matter
Where to start?
Your entities will do as you say.
Are you kidding? This is AWESOME! I live for this chaos and anarchy! Explains a lot...
Portal Gun OR Gloves = Portal Gauntlets (Level 5: 1/6)
The Godmodder gives you an even BIGGER hug that crushes your spinal cord. Ouch.
3,000 damage to Project Nexus!
You got a CRUSADER'S CROSSBOW BOLT! A piece of ammo for the Crusader's Crossbow. When it's fired at an ally, they are healed for a small amount of HP. But it's useless without the weapon itself!
You got the SPUDSHOOTER! A modified rifle that shoots small potato pellets. Starchy, but non-lethal.
> fseftr: Read The Nature of Split Personalities.
You proceed to do just that. You sit down in between The_Serpent and K4yne, who are all reading as well.
Introduction ~ Schizophrenia
Chapter I ~ Nomenclature
Chapter II ~ Ubiquity
Chapter III ~ Development
Chapter IV ~ Taking Over
Chapter V ~ Colormatic
Chapter VI ~ Dominance
Conclusion ~ Apotheosis
Voided Sword AND Eldritch Crystal = Sorceror's Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
3,000 damage to Quarters!
You got GLOWCOA SEEDS! A special type of seed that glows when planted.
You got a MAGMARROT! An extremely hot, red type of carrot. Probably spicy.
+3 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
You got the X-INFERNO! An upgraded version of the X-Stalker that has fiery blades. It can cut through and melt nearly anything!
Getting 100 posts on the forums doesn't deserve a superpowered attack on the Battlefield.
The Easter Fox has been dead for a while, you derp. -2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY; THE OPERATOR kills the pet due to its small HP.
You give me +2,704 HP. 3,000 damage to Quarters! It would take a LOT of re-wiring to extend the countdown...
The first alchemy doesn't make much sense... Do you mean to do Gold Feather Block > 1/1, then the result > Fine, then that result plus Gold Wool AND a feather? I'd like some confirmation... Just suck it up and do the alchemy! Shut up.
Sand OR Rose Red = Bloodsand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Orange Dye = Orange Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Dandelion Yellow = Goldsand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Cactus Green = Green Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Lapis Lazuli = Lapisand (Level 1: 1/2)
Sand OR Purple Dye = Purple Sand (Level 1: 1/2)
Secondary is dead, but you do the attack anyway. The Weird Void Firework of Death that is created can be seen for miles... A neighboring faction eats bread in celebration. Beautiful.
Awkward Potion OOO Honeycomb = Potion of Honey (1/2)
Not a clue.
Secondary is dead, so, since I would hate to see a PG charge go to waste, wait what stop it I redirect it to the Hussiebot, giving him +8,000 HP.
aufgaofvgbglud
3,000 damage.
Machine Gun AND Machine Gun = Gatling Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
Quarters killed!
I instantly decode the message.
XBOX 360 Army member killed! The ~ATH virus detonates...
THE OPERATOR reels back in pain as the bomb strips away several important layers of coding! He will regenerate, but the damage has been done... -2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
Quarters is dead! Your entities will do as you say.
Since THE OPERATOR's nonexistent mother is nonexistent, THE OPERATOR cannot take offense to that.
+2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
The Ender Colossus appears. With him, he brings forth a LEVEL 11 STARETECH: DISCONCERTING ENDEROGLE, that makes every entity quail in their boots!
Your entities will do as you say.
Your entities will do as you say.
Ah, I see about the Armory. No literally, I see it dug into the Battlefield. Why didn't I see it there before...?
OHH... I see.
Fine Gold Wool AND Feather = Fine Gold Feather (Level 1: 1/2)
You got SAND OF VARYING COLORS. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. They'll be used for decoration, I guess.
You got a POTION OF HONEY! ...Not much else to say.
THE OPERATOR blocks your obvious virus code!
+1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
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End-of-Turn Battle:
You know what? Screw Build always hogging watching what everyone does. I want to do this for once. But SHOOSH. Now. Let's have a go at it.
I proceed to BRUTALLY MURDER THE PENGUIN Oh come on! What? It's just an innocent penguin! You shouldn't hurt it! Don't tell me what to do, woman! WOMAN? I AM A GUY! ... YOU'RE ME, AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GUY! I... It was supposed to be a sick burn... I DON'T CARE. You know what, fine. Have it your way, you psycho. Go kill that Penguin. Erm... Ok.
I proceed to... I... You what? I can't. You can destroy ominpotent mailboxes, can stand up to the Godmodder, survived several point-blank explosions, and you can't kill a penguin? No. It's... it's too cute. There we go. Looks like I've reclaimed control for now.
I proceed to move the Penguin to the peaceful 33rd Dimension, where it will remain without interacting with the Battlefield, since it just takes up space. I then destroy 10 Hyena Droid Bombers! Seriously... They shouldn't even be on the field... Why the hell did he have to OH DAMMIT Hahaha! Sucker. Back in control... Now let's see.
No Hostile entities can attack this turn due to ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.
The Star Wars Fleet deals 4,000 damage to a Fire Gecko and the Magician Duo! It then lowers the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! The Metools deal 2,000 damage to Waluigi! Dark Engie, roaring, destroys 5 Hyena Droid Bombers! Purple and Co. deal 6,000 damage to Dark Engie.
The Void Rift deals 4,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind! The Kestrel and the Ender Colossus lower the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! Hank, now Ubercharged, goes on a rampage, destroying all Metools and smashing a Fruit Cart! "MY TOMATOES!" Arachna deals 4,000 damage to Hussiebot! The Engineers wrangle their Sentry Gun up to deal 2,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind! The Xbox Sword Scissor starts attacking Roland II, but then realizes it can't attack something that is dead. The Magician Duo charge up their Dark Magic Attack and ready it on Roland II as well, but realize it is dead at the same time the XBSS does! Therefore, they save their charge for when they will need it.
Stitch destroys the Mini Void Rift and deals 6,000 damage to the Magician Duo! Hussiebot deals 3,000 damage to Arachna, as always. The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Justicar and the Void Rift!
The battle rages on in the Apocalypse Zone's cave! The Kage Kami faces the Unagi Assassin and deals 4,000 damage to him. However, the Assassin uses his knife to crack the Kage Kami's shielding. The Cazador rushes behind the Kage Kami and attacks him, depleting the Kage Kami's shields! However, the Touhou Team kills the Cazador before any further damage can be done. The Unagi Assassin sees that the battle has turned very one-sided... It appears the AGs will be able to secure victory.
SolarActive deals 1,000 damage to a Fire Gecko and a Nightkin!
Ah, THE OPERATOR. You gotta love him. He's a master of chaos and fear... Ahem. ...Never mind. THE OPERATOR lowers the MOKOU INTEGRITY completely, killing Mokou! The Kage Kami looks on uneasily. THE OPERATOR then lowers CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY, TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY, and KESTREL INTEGRITY by 25%! Whatever he's charging up, it looks like he's almost done...
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, Furfrou.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 58,205/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x13.)
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000. MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY: 70%
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 34,000/140,000. Troops: ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x66.) Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x43.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x58.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x53.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000. PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: 0%
Waluigi: [H] HP: 555,500/600,000.
Flaw:WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY: 45%.TPP Hivemind: [H] HP: 25,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 2,000/7,000. TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 20%
Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 218,000/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 245,000/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 28,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 65,400/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x36.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x40.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 16,000/90,000. Size: 0. Energy: 65.
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 10,000/95,000. Ubercharged.
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 56,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 2/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 38,000/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000. KESTREL INTEGRITY: 45%.
Justicar: [AG] HP: 52,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Engineers: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x3.) Metal: 180/600. Level 2 Sentry Gun: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 100%. Upgrade: 0%. Level 2 Dispenser: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 30%.
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 2,000/4,000. (x20.)
Xbox Sword Scissor: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Magician Duo: [AG] HP: 5,000/15,000. 5-post attack charged. Ready to use.
Ender Colossus: [AG] HP: 55,000/55,000. Telesmash: III
Stitch: [PG] Leaves in one turn.
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 41,000/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: INFINITE
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Heh.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 12%
OP'S_GIFT.exe: Time until detonation: 1 turn.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 5,500/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 6,825/17,500. (x5.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 28,500/46,000.
War: [PG] HP: 70,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 350.
Famine: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 350. Curse: IIII
Death: [PG] HP: 64,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 350.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 95,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic: [PG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 35,000/35,000.
~~~
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 15,075/100,000. Cheap Shield: IIIII KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 0%.
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Unagi Assassin: [PG] HP: 1,000/5,000.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Reading: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
fseftr: [P] Reading: The Nature of Split Personalities.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Forge:
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Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [2K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING... (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Xopil: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
"prepping ammunition dumps"
GAHMD 9/10
Virus-Brine 8/??
I place down an ammo dump security locked to AG. {crit/boost next AG attack}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Scratch, the librarians of Alexandria are the ones who have the record of this entire conflict stored up, they most definitely could not care less about the godmodder's methods, and the raw amount of text he produces means they are for him, but not nearly enough to stop their librarianing. You still have your copies, its just that the Library of Alexandria has the originals.I have also established that I am used to time travel shenanigans. I just prefer linear time because when time stays linear you don't end up with doomed timelines. I avoid doomed timelines not for my own sake, as my position of extreme power causes me to be the only of me (in short, the alpha timeline is the one which I am in, just because I switch to the alpha timeline whenever the timeline I am in becomes a doomed one) but more out of a moral quandry. I may be nigh-omnipotent, even to a level to make even you and Aranea grow tired of my amount of exposition for no reason other than length if I were to impart it all to you. For those reasons, I have relegated myself to not only a state of non-existance, but that of never having interacted with this reality at all.Shut up. I'm sorry twin, I'm letting this guy screw around because he, unlike my other two, is much more mature, but like the other two he doesn't have much to do until I write my books. goldenrod is not me, I call him the author but he's basically the guy I'm leaving to use my stuff and he's actually more powerful than me, and I created him, so yeah. I let him handle my affairs, I mostly just sit back, give him ideas everyone else can find out about, and watch the fireworks. But stop arguing with twin, unless you pull something reality wrenching enough to pull real-life off its tracks this argument will get you nowhere.I shall defer to you in this matter.But twin, it is entirely possible to link into the green sun. The green sun core however would be... yeah, a level five alchemy all its own.On the other hand, the green sun battery link is not too high level. What is it? Have you ever heard of solar relays? Its a way to charge batteries from space by having solar panels right up next to a star where the power has not begun to dilute yet. It then transfers the power back to a remote location. The green sun battery link is the same. It does not impart nearly as much power as the green sun core, but when replacing the green sun core as in the attempted alchemy above, it gives the same ability, although decreased. This alchemy has small amounts of green sun powers, just barely enough to constitute a level 5, and small ability to cancel out first guardian powers (the omniscience, but only because that is tenuous and conditional anyways). I begin this alchemy for piono.Thanks!
I really need to work on your monologuing...
I put out three +1s for trade
1/6 for whatever the heck this almost-sortof-greensun-powered-broom thing my guy is cooking up.
machine gun AND machine gun 2/???
32/40 x4
3/15 x16
I take the Danger: High Voltage and open fire on the Operator's code banks
/storyedit: Okay, yeah, that entire bit up there? Didn't happen. Remember, golden-text guy isn't supposed to be monologuing, or stuff like that. Consider it early-installment-weirdness if you must. There've been other bits like that, but this one was particularly bad and didn't actually affect the game. If you feel that text has to stay valid, attribute it to the OP King and leave it at that.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Voided Sword AND Eldritch Crystal 3/3
Heh, that nigh-omnipotent fool thinks that he can just stay on the alpha timeline like that. Besides, in my mind, I think my omniscience would be more powerful.
Anyways, I curse the godmodder. (I know it won't work.)
1/3
"As opposed to my myriad selves, each one capable of calling on all the others in a time of need...
All the others... near-infinity of me... each one that is linked to a version of this timeline equipped with my gear... each one of those piloting a replica of my Manufactory...
hehehehe...
of course, it's pretty useless to call them, if they have no way to get here..."
"systems initializing..."
GAMHD 10/10
Virus-Brine 9/??
loading GAHMD 1/3
{the GAHMD requires three charges each shot to reload, charge, and fire.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
2/3
All of the Droid Fighters fire at the operator.
Then the Hyena Droid Bombers fly to the apocalypse zone.
Blackhole Bomb: 17/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
3/3
Fiendish Chains: 3/3. Onyx chain links fly out from the shadows and wrap around Secondary, restraining movement.
Fancy a game of chess?
undividedTerabyte [UT]: the situation here is that the operator is about to clear us all. The end.
End of line.
I delete part of a code from the operator.
I begin some charges.
Summon Unknown: 1/40
Summon Unknown: 1/40
Summon Unknown: 1/40
Blackhole Bomb: 18/40
I'll be making my great escape now!