I translocate the First Block and Other Tales into my hands and read a random chapter. Note that this is not stated to be and is not teleportation, warping, breaking and entering, or any other method of retrieving the book you can think of. Only Scratch could possibly guess. If The_Serpent comes along for the ride, I club him over the head with the but-stock of my copy of Danger: High Voltage to retrieve the book and tie him up. If Doc. Scratch himself attampts to retrieve the book, he must name my hiding place in order to attempt an instantanious recovery involving one of his infamous *snaps*, or in person. In the case Scratch does know the name of my hideout, and names it, the Crockercorp ship he resides in suddenly looses altitude. This is because of one of several things (be aware that someone set his house on fire without him realizing it). I put wet cement (worst for liquid fuel) and particulate iron (worst for nuclear energy [most likely case as reactors are present in canon]) in the fuel (in this case, into he head of whatever poor yellow troll(s) that were powering the thing). With his in mind, if Scratch pursued me in person, I give him the option of saving the library or taking the book. I will not resist. Such is he mark of a professional. If Scratch attampted to teleport the book, he is still on the ship in his office as he stated earlier, and looses his balance. In that time, my location has changed. If he reattempts, I reveal that there are thousends of previously invisible centimeter wide, perfectly spherical cesium pellets suspended in zinc foil that are scattered throughout the ship in the ventilation, sewage, and maintenance systems on the Crocercorp ship he resides in are ~21 minutes from a critical point of their half-life in which, the amount of neutrino radiation is reaching the point where the runaway reaction will occur and a massive number of micro nuclear explosions will shread everything on board. They will have to be retrieved by hand. First Guardian powers do not include time travel.
Such wall-of-textness is nessisary when Doc is involved.
23/40 x4 (did not account for Talist and Idea's boosts)
8/10
9/10x13
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 5/6 (+2 uncounted posts. Had no internet connection untill 7pm)
IIIII Azura's Black Star - IIII: I gigacrit War with a 40/40. I call down an absolutely colossal bolt of lightning with Circuit Breaker worthy of Zeus' hand atop of War. War is paralyzed! It may be unable to move! (lifetime effect, 50% chance of action failure. If War dies, the effect splashes Famine.)
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+1 unclaimed. First to boost me gets +1) +2 to Amperz
Did someone say Scratch?
I do enjoy reading a good wall of text every now and then. Most, if not all, of my conversations with people tend to produce them. I have gotten used to it.
Let's see here...
Ah. Translocating. A very tricky form of spatial redistribution that involves such complicated things as the exact diameter of an egg, wormholes, and, in this instance, a book. Although you could perfectly well translocate this book without a problem, and you would have done so, you have failed to. Why would that be? Because I've placed a complicated "lock" on this entire Library, preventing any type of entity or player from accessing it that is not on my side or does not get my permission. This includes examining anything's contents from the Library anywhere, at all. So you cannot even attempt to translocate anything from my Library, or do anything to my Library, at all. And I would prefer to keep it the way.
Although, I suppose this whole Library thing is a non-issue, since when one person reads a book, the entire playerbase can see the story as well. The chapters are also placed in a database as well; a "wiki," if you must.
So don't get yourself worked up over nothing. It is very easy to do that, and if you do, what would it accomplish? Sometimes you need to step back and examine everything you've already accomplished.
*Gulp*
Its risky, but I must...
I MUST I MUST A L C H E M I Z E!!!! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
LETS DO THIS!
CHARGED SWORD > FINE X-STALKER && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?) X-LIGHTSABER && CACTiSHOOT (1/?) X-LIGHTSABER > FINE CACTiSHOOT > FINE CHARGED SWORD && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (1/?)
I PUT ON THE CLOUD COMMAND HOODIE. NOW MORE ALCheMIZAtion- No.
No more.
Until he takes over again.
I'm sorry twin, it is out of my hands now. I hope you can spare the Microsoft Cloud.
Blowgun (2/2)
Creepertop (2/2)
Fire Arrow (2/2)
Carrot || Water Bucket (2/2)
Lapis Horse Armor (2/3)
Plow (2/3)
Infinity Rifle (2/2)
X-Inferno (2/5)
Autobow (3/3)
Red Hourglass of Death (3/5)
Enderbox Gamma (3/4)
The Sonic Snowballer (4/4)
Kinect MithrilWands (4/5)
GNSPP 26/40
GNGADP 7/40
XBSS 11/20
I slice the Operator with the X-Lightsaber.
I shoot secondary with The CACTiSHOOT.
The XBOX360 ARMY attacks The Operator.
I build a small Glaurum throne for TwinBuilder, inside the Microsoft Cloud, as a way to say sorry for HIS
actions. The XBeanstalks carry me and the XBOX360 ARMY to the MIcrosoft Cloud, but only after flicking the operator. Then it turns into a staircase directed towards TwinBuilder, to let him visit his cool throne.
+X TO ANY AG.
aaaghjkljfghldflfilgf
Charged Sword > Fine = The Plug Puller
X-Stalker AND Adamantium XBOX = The Xwolverine (Level 5: 1/6)
X-Lightsaber AND CACTiSHOOT = You'll Feel a Little ***** (Level 5: 1/6)
X-Lightsaber > Fine = Palutena's XBlade
CACTiSHOOT > Fine = Blade Shooter
Charged Sword AND Adamantium XBOX = The Hard Reset (Level 4: 1/5)
You got THE PLUG PULLER! This sword is tingling with red energy. It appears to be a good conductor of electricity as well.
You got PALUTENA'S XBLADE! Although this crossblade doesn't look like it was owned by Palutena, it sure looks like it did. This double-bladed lightsaber can be wielded like a staff, or split apart to form two smaller lightsabers. When split apart, you can also re-form them into the shape of a bow. It's a very versatile weapon!
You got the BLADE SHOOTER! All the power of the Blade Shooter from Bloons Tower Defense packed into a rifle. It shoots miniature sawblades that can rip through anything!
You got a BLOWGUN! A pipe that you can blow darts out of. Perfect for roaming jungle tribes!
You got a CREEPERTOP! A laptop emblazened with the face of a Creeper. Watch your belongings around it...
You got some FIRE ARROWS! Straight from Hyrule.
You got a CARROTJUICE BUCKET! A bucket filled with some delicious carrot juice. ...What? Don't look at me like that!
You got an INFINITY RIFLE! A rifle that can shoot an infinite amount of bullets, without the need to reload.
You got an AUTOBOW! A type of bow that can fire projectiles like a gun.
You got THE SONIC SNOWBALLER! A compact, blue, and spiny snowball gun that can shoot snowballs at lightning speed! Are they effective against robots? Who knows?
...
And that's over.
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY! You also deal 4,000 damage to Secondary!
Your entities will do as you say. Thanks for the throne!
I object to the idea of there being a library with full knowledge of the world because I think Minecraft is a game about coming up with your own stories..... But it is impressive how you (Twin) have all this backstory pre planned.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 5/60 -- Focus: =========== 40/55
The Wither Wolf: 18/40 (+2 from Aegis)
Might as well start this, Soul of Rebirth: 4/40 (+3 from Idea) (it is a beast of corse)
We're allowed to use any material for crafting, so fine gold wool || feather 1/??
And also, (red dye && orange dye && yellow dye && green dye && blue dye && indigo dye && violet dye) 1/?? Should be clear what I'm trying to make with that. ROY G BIV
Because Aegis just hit War with that massive attack, I use lil' cal to curse famine. GO GO GO! Everyone beat the living hell out of famine!
I fire the silicon steam punker directly into famine's face.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: duplicating entire stock: done +3 up for trade with any AG to Idea, right above me. Sheesh, why does "everyone" have split personalities?
Gold Wool OR Feather = Gold Featherblock (Level 1: 1/2)
Red Dye AND Orange Dye AND Yellow Dye AND Green Dye AND Blue Dye AND Indigo Dye AND Violet Dye = Brown Dye (Level 1: 1/2)
You use Lil' Cal! He stares at Famine...
And he just winks!
Famine is Cursed! You then deal 6,000 damage to him.
We should help Project Nexus TT, if they join our side, we receive a powerful ally...
24/40 x4 (did not account for Talist and Idea's boosts)
9/10
1/10x14
4/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *11
Ze Ãœbercharger 6/6
Iiiii Azura's Black Star
I kill two mutants with Circiut Breaker and splash a handful others with electrical burns.
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+2 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +2) +2 to Amperz
You got ZE ÃœBERCHARGER! A powerful railgun that can heal its opponents as well as it can hurt them! Do you hear that? That's the sound of progress, my friend.
You kill a Fire Gecko and deal 2,000 splash damage to a Nightkin!
The Melongourd Seeds are still growing 4/10
I braid the Ropecrop to create Ropecroprope. 1/2
Cocoa Bean && Brightstone Block 1/X
Seeds && Gunpowder1/2
String && Sugarcane 1/2
You don't need to charge Ropecroprope!
Cocoa Beans && Brightstone = Brown Brightstone (Level 1: 1/2)
Seeds AND Gunpowder = Explod-O-Seeds (Level 1: 1/2)
String AND Sugar Cane = Stringy Cane (Level 1: 1/2)
"JUST DIE ALREADY!"
"Must be his time of the month."
"THAT JOKE DOESN'T APPLY TO THE MASCULINE GENDER, YOU DIPSH-"
Enough.
CYBER BLADE!
(+1000 attack damage, 30% lifesteal, double strike, for 2 turns)
"THAT PATHETIC ***** WON'T SAVE YOU!"
"Cool move."
Look up your ultimate.
"...It just gave me a bunch of results on how to suppress mental disorders."
Fail.
Try again.
Add "-cure" this time around.
"...Heh..."
"I'LL be over In about 6 more turns or so. HopefuLLy 6 turns, and not 7, or I'LL take too much damage from Overdrive."
Cheese: 30/30
Super Secret Upgrade: 20/20
T2 Engineering: 20/20
Aegis of Immorality (40) + Cheese (30) + Super Secret Upgrade (20) + T2 Engineering (20) = 110 Post Charge.
I use the 110 charges to Summon Roshan.
Roshan [PG Boss] 375,000 HP(Hey, I charged the guy for 110 charges!)
Special Abilities:
Aegis of Immortality = Thick Armor: Increased magic resistance.
Cheese = Dairy Aura: Regenerates health every turn, albeit by small amounts.
Super Secret Upgrade + Tier Two Engineering = Roshling Rush: Summons Roshlings every five charges. (Basically I have to charge the Roshling Rush myself) It gains strength for every time it is casted.
Ex:
First time casted = 5 Generic Roshlings
Second time casted = 5 slightly stronger Roshlings.
Et cetera.
He spawns in the Apocalypse Zone. Huehuehue.
It appears floppyDongoes is offline. Odd.
I'm sorry, but I have to side with Talist on this one. Even if you're a PG player, I can't let you do that. I'm going to have to PM you about this.
Hey Twin...you might seriously need to put a hard cap on alchemizing...because this is getting RIDICULOUS!
I make a daring escape from the library, involving a high speed car chase that knocks over lots of shelves, everything catching on fire, all the treats getting stolen and put in a giant sack(along with half the books), plenty of explosions, and exactly one exploding glass window, coupled with a parachute and 80% of the guards being killed or incapacitated. And the noob army is in shambles.
Then I finish my alchemy. Maybe I will do brewing. But would alchemizing result in more powerful potions or different types of potions?
I'm considering it.
You were never in the Library in the first place!
You got the POTION OF HONEYHEALING! A potion that tastes like honey and heals you!
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 7/60 -- Focus: =========== 40/55
The Wither Wolf: 19/40
Soul of Rebirth: 5/40 (+3 from Idea)
fine gold wool || feather 2/??
Hopefully rainbow dye 2/??
I smash Famine with the stock of The Silicon Steam Punker.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO aloe vera 1/2 +3 up for trade with any AG
... Alright, now I'm ticked off. I ranted about this sort of thing a while ago, and now here it is. Surely everyone can see that is an OBVIOUS exploitation of the loophole to get around the charge cap. He said so himself it was nothing but a 110 post charge. I'm fairly sure that 110 > 40. The point of the entity charge cap is to prevent people from summoning massive entities like this and dominating the battle field. So either ban things like this, or remove the charge cap and let the game be flooded with these. The charge cap and this sort of action cannot coexist.
You got a GOLD FEATHERBLOCK! A featherblock tinted gold.
You got some BROWN DYE! Not to be confused with Cocoa Beans.
You deal 6,000 damage to Famine!
Awkward Potion OOO Aloe Vera = Potion of Soothing (1/2)
We should help Project Nexus TT, if they join our side, we receive a powerful ally...
27/40 x4
2/10
4/10x15
1/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *12
Potion of Superheroics AND Ambrosia/Nectar 1/6?
Iiiii Azura's Black Star
I down a Potion of Superheroics and Ubercharge the Kage for healz, then zap entities dead that are looking for him.
+1 to the person who +'s me. (Valid cannidates will be listed when charges are calculated unless otherwise stated)
(+3 total unclaimed. First to boost me gets +3) +2 to Amperz
You can't upgrade the Potion of Superheroics any further!
You ingest a Potion of Superheroics! You give the Kage Kami 3,000 HP and kill all Ents!
You know something? I really hate missing rounds. I smash modpack's grist-watch into the ground, disabling his alchemization abilities until he stops being such an attention-hog with the alchemiter. Twin has better things to do dude.
I +1 the next three AGs to claim it.
5/6 for Moh's malevolence.
I begin working on something Doc Scratch might find familiar... broom + white paint 1/???
21/40 x4
8/15 x15
I deep-freeze quarters with the void of heat.
There is a faint poof. Pesterchum 101 is no longer in Doc Scratch's library. Meanwhile, in a far distant reality, far, far outside Doc Scratch's range of influence, I read the book I just stole.
After I finish reading the book, it reappears in perfect condition, almost as if it hadn't been removed. And due to time-shenanigans, it reappears before anyone (including Scratch himself) discovers it has been taken. Upon its return it has a note to Scratch:
Thanks for the book. I'm quite impressed with your collection, I am sorry that we ended up on opposite sides of the conflict. Were the situation different, I am sure I would have loved to actually get to know you. ~pionoplayer.
THANK. YOU.
Broom OR White Paint = White Broom (Level 1: 1/2)
You deal a mini-critted 11,250 damage to Quarters!
ALCHEM-Thank you piono. Please smash it some more. STOP HIM. (In all seriousness, I'm stopping Alchemies. No more new ones.)
Continued (I'm sorry) Alchemies
X-STALKER && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (2/?)
X-LIGHTSABER && CACTiSHOOT (2/?)
CHARGED SWORD && ADAMANTIUM XBOX (2/?)
Lapis Horse Armor (3/3)
Plow (3/3)
X-Inferno (3/5)
Red Hourglass of Death (4/5)
Enderbox Gamma (4/4)
Kinect MithrilWands (5/5)
GNSPP 27/40
GNGADP 8/40
XBSS 15/20
I construct a big "IM SORRY TWIN" in the middle of the battlefield, made of Glaurum.
I make Twin's throne even bigger. As a present.
I slice the Operator with the X-Lightsaber.
I shoot the easter fox with the CACTiSHOOT.
The XBOX360 Army attacks the Operator.
You got some LAPIS HORSE ARMOR! Horse armor made entirely out of lapis. It looks pretty, but does it protect things?
You got a PLOW! Perfect for tending to your crops.
You got the ENDERBOX GAMMA! A mysterious XBOX forged with Ender majyyks. It also happens to be radioactive, which wouldn't affect Endermen at all. But are you an Enderman?
You got some KINECT MITHRILWANDS! Revisiting the classics. Kinect Wands made out of Mithril.
Misaka: [12/15]: [AG] [100/200] [80/80]
Jeweled Branch of Hourai: [14/16]
Phoenix of Gensokyo Past: [4/5]
"Fantasy Breaker": [3/6]
Kawadec Log:
houraiJewel began pestering fujiyamaPhoenix
hJ: 影神, huh?
fP: That's "Kagegami" or "Kage Kami", right?
fP: The guy we're supposed to defend?
hJ: Yes, we need to know what we're dealing with...
fP: Let's defend him, then blast those Apocalypse 馬鹿 out of the area!
hJ: You do know that you just called them "ID-10-Ts", right?
fP: Yeah...
fP: By the way, do you know that boundaries are ridiculously overpowered, and that I could easily blow up the Godmodder now, but I'm just going to do a full heal, integrity included, on the whole team?
hJ: Seems legit...
houraiJewel stopped pestering fujiyamaPhoenix
Mokou uses her "Boundary of Life and Death -Ridiculously Underpowered-" to full heal all Touhous on the field!
fujiyamaPhoenix began trolling alchemizer9999
fP: Are you alchemizing?
a9999: Yes!
fP: I'll, too!
a9999: What?
fujiyamaPhoenix stopped trolling alchemizer9999
divineWindsFlower began pestering fujiyamaPhoenix
dWF: Time to just shield ourselves, and UPGRADE STUFF!
fP: Good, I've got a stack of diamonds, a stack of red alloy wire, and...
fP: Yes!
dWF: What?
fP: I found a Red Matter Bomb spawner!
fP: I've even got a spawner capturer!
dWF: OK, what does that mean for us?
fP: Time to alchemize!
Kaguya's doing the alchemizing, while Tenshi and Sanae shield.
Alchemizations:
Enchantment Table + Diamond Sword + 1 Redstone => ? (1/?)
2 Diamond + 20 Redstone + 20 Iron Ingots + 1 Red Matter Explosive => ? (1/?)
9001 Cobblestone * Enchantment Table (catalyst) => ? (1/?) - (trying to process cobble into some useful portable device...
No attacks - focused on mini-fortification - will be transported into Apocalypse Zone with the Touhous
AFK plans:
borderOfPhantasm began pestering [Hisoutenkaze]
bP: Quickly - after this, remember to keep healing when below 2/3 health or integrity, and take crack shots at whatever [PG]'s highest in health! Remember to keep your shield indestructible!
borderOfPhantasm left
scarletWeatherAvolition: What?
Your entities will do as you say.
You seem to treat alchemizing as some form of crafting. Don't think of it like that! Think of it as cominbining two items together.
Enchanting Table AND Diamond Sword AND Redstone = The Tools of the Trade (Level 2: 1/3)
Diamond AND Redstone AND Iron AND Red Matter Bomb = The World Killer (Level 15: 1/16)
I smash more and more of the purple text into the ground, it is now brown text and has a dull boring personality with absolutely no interested in alchemies at all.
I further +1 three AG players.
I finish Moh's malevolence! AW YEAH!!! A hammer that would impress even daddy egbert.
2/??? for the white broom. I think I might have finished it by now.
22/40 x4
9/15 x15
You know what, all entities on the field dying? All of them? That wouldn't be too bad...
I take Moh's malevolence and test it out on quarters.
Hmm... looks like the guy in charge of Project Nexus doesn't share piono's attitude. Project Nexus is now going all out to destroy the Operator. I boost their efforts this round, I have a spare potion of super heroics. I give it to the experimental, who will now deal a fair amount of damage to the rootkit integrity. Yes, it will work, all Project Nexus troops except G03LMs and grunts have advanced computer training.
You got MOH'S MALEVOLENCE! One of the most powerful hammers to ever have set its head on rock. Said head is made up of millions of crystals and diamond, giving it a strength unmatched by most other weapons. It would make even ectoBiologist proud.
You do realize I'm still alive, right?
No. NO. NOPE. Don't worry. I hate alchemies now. I do like fighting. Fighting is fun. I pick up the X-Stalker and sneak up in Quarters before stabbing him.
Um... Cool. Good job. (Thanks piono.)
I slice the Operator with my X-Lightsaber.
The XBOX360 Army attacks the Operator.
The XBeanstalks carry us to the safety of the Microsoft Cloud.
I +1 three more players
3/??? for the white broom.
I put the broom and moh's malevolence through the loom.
24/40 x4
11/15 x15
I beat Quarters into the ground with Moh's Malevolence.
White Broom > Loom = Scratch's Tux
You got SCRATCH'S TUX! Now you, too, can be an excellent host.
Moh's Malevolance > Loom = John Armor
You got some JOHN ARMOR! Some shiny iron armor with a green slime ghost painted in the middle.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
I +3 Xopil.
14/40 Bill Cipher's Stopwatch.
I convert the charges from the stopwatch into Rumble McSkirmish.
14/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Nooooooo Bill Cipher... Hey, remember? I teleported out of that, and I exist in the mind, I cannot be destroyed. But anyway, before I leave, because if I do not then Doc Scratch will lecture me about using my abilities and disable my mind abilities. Well, here take my hat, cane, and wheel.
*sob*
But remember out deal?
Two more posts Bill, just two more.
​Well, until then I'll be watching you...
ILL BE WATCHING YOU...
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (19/20) The result is almost done.
Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it) 3/4.
​I wear all of Bill Cipher's stuff, making me look like Bill Cipher and now I gain the ability to enter the mind using the wheel and other things every 2 posts.
INVENTORY:
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
RasPi case,
2 Top Hats,
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II
Whoops. Apologies. Couldn't hold it in any longer.
Woah, you're still alive-er, running?
AI protective unit. The body itself is destroyed, but the AI is intact, if not slightly damaged.
Well... that tab is with Twin now... so no use in catching it.
Isn't it about...
Yeah.
Wasn't it corrupted beyond repair for five years?
Yeah, which gives more of a reason to not attempt to take it back. Especially due to Split. Anyway, before The_Serpent comes here and finishes you off, data-transfer yourself to the Orbital Space Station.
Data transfer completed. *AI core powers down*
Oh yeah, the Operator.
I summon a horde of hellhound consisted entirely of binary computer coding. They fly across the battlefield, jumpscaring some entities thinking they are going to attack everything, but ignore the other entities and get to the Operator, where they proceed to viscously attack it.
Then, I briefly teleport to the space station, and run a simulation of what would happen if I somehow managed to shove the Godmodder and the Operator into each other at intense speeds.
Spells Casted: 37/200
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
THE OPERATOR would phase right through the Godmodder.
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
15/40 Rumble McSkirmish.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (20/20) OMIWAT. THE ENTIRE INFUSER EXPLODED RIGHT WHEN I TOOK OFF THE WEAPON. GOOD THING THE WEAPON IS COMPLETELY INTACT.
WAHAHAHAHAHAH!
IT IS COMPLETE!
I SHOVE THE RasPi CASE ONTO THE WEAPON'S RASPBERRY PI.
I IMMEDIATLY DUPLICATE THE Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi!
Void Safe(Can only store 1 item, Only the owner of the item can access it, also cannot be separated from owner) 4/4.
I put the duplicate Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi in the VOID SAFE.
I then start programming an SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO attack! (1/7) (7 things, 7 posts)
It takes 1 post per thing to program the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi to do.
I program a FREEZE program (One thing, one post)!
I use FREEZE on the OPERATOR! It slows his OP's GIFT.EXE by 1 turn!
I enter Project Nexus's Mind.
Hey, what about-
Please stop with the deal, one more post.
Sigh, ok. Anyway, may I live in your mind?
Yeah, sure.
Also, Doc and Twin, this is just a living arrangement, I still cannot attack.
INVENTORY:
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi,
VOID SAFE,
Bill Cipher's Cane(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Top Hat(WORN),
Bill Cipher's Wheel(WORN),
Beef Cloak (WORN).
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount. BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
IN MY MIND:
BILL CIPHER
I hate to say this, but all factions must come together and destroy the Operator.
I re-code Roshan and make him a digital software, while still retaining the same stats. I also do the same for all my entities. I command all of them to attack the Operator's integrity.
Roshling Rush: 4/5.
You make all of your entities coding-based! They will do as you say.
I attempt to heal TwinBuilder's sanity by volunteering myself as tribute!
Charged sword > fine = red bolt sword
This sword now has the power of shocking nearby things with bolts of redstone energy.
X-stalker && Adamantine xbox = errr... This would be easier if I actually knew what the x-stalker actually was, I'll come back to this... Maybe... = sword in the box 1/4?
You wind the handle, music plays, and then BAM! It stabs the victim.
X-light saber && cactishoot = sabIshoot 1/5?
This now shoots out light sabers! And no, that doesn't make it a blaster.
X-light saber > fine = Y-light saber
The light saber is now shaped like the letter Y. Perfect for decapitating people.
Cactishoot > fine = thornishoot
You know what they say; the best way to get people to leave you alone is to shoot pointy things at high speeds into said person's face.
Charged sword && adamantine xbox = box of lightning 1/4?
It is a small, unassuming black box. The box does nothing. Until someone gets close enough at which point the box viciously zaps the person.
Twin, feel free to use any of these if they make your job easier.
To level up, I need to get Tamer Points or TP. I get 1 TP for every charge I put into a beast summon. I also gain 1 TP for every 1,000 2,000 damage my beast companions deal.
Levels:
1 - 20 TP to level. Perks: none
2 - 40 TP to level. I gain a new system, which is focus (I was wondering what I would name it. Might as well rip off WOW). I gain 10 focus per turn per beast under my command. I have 1 ability, Flurry. Costs 30 focus and allows one of my beasts to attack twice this turn.
3 - 60 TP to level. New ability: Mend. Costs 30 focus. Heals an allied beast for up to 6,000 HP.
4 - 80 TP to level. New ability: Hunting Party. Organizes 3-6 willing allies into a hunting party. If all the members of a hunting party attack the same enemy on a given turn, that enemy takes an extra 1,000 damage from each group member. Costs 5 focus per group member per turn to maintain.
As for the cap on focus, it starts at 50 at level 2 then goes up by 5 per level after that.
Level 3, TP: 12/60 -- Focus: =========== 40/55
The Wither Wolf: 20/40
Soul of Rebirth: 9/40 (+3 from Nimble, post 8223)
fine gold wool || feather 3/??
Hopefully rainbow dye 3/??
I summon a mariachi band of stealth to go and annoy famine. He can always hear them, but not see them...
Also,
phaseShot.shoot(Operator);
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Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6$), potion of coffee x2 (3$), extended fertilizer x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 5
Ransom: on
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO aloe vera done +3 up for trade with any AG to NimbleGuy
It's alright. I managed to do the alchemies on my own. I appreciate the help, though!
This annoys Famine so much that his attack is slightly less powerful as a result!
You got some DAEDRANIUM! A powerful metal exhibiting the properties of Daedric Metal and Vibranium. Weapons constructed with this would be devastating in power.
I actually have a nice little attack against the Operator going, if you'd care to help charge it.
Virus-Brine 4/?? {once the Virus-Brine is acceptably charged, any anti-Operator player can unleash it at will, given that it can only affect the Operator, and then only in as negative a manner as it can}
"...Help..."
No way.
Has to be a trap. "...I can feel it..."
"It might not be."
Implying Engie has not pulled this trick before.
You know him. "...The darkness has a name..."
"Purple, you might want to record this, or just scan Engie."
Preforming scan...
...
Oh ye gods. "...Incoming..."
"What is it? What did you scan?"
Only ask if you really want to know.
"Just tell me dammit!" "SLENDERMAN." "IS." "COMING."
Uh-oh...
I would really prefer if The Operator didn't show up.
Mario and Friends [13/30] Mario's Enemies [12/30]
Defense Robots (5/15)
--Thinks to self: Why am I charging a charge for my enemy's team? I will now declare that anyone on the PG or neutral can charge it, for I will not continue charging it.--
According to what you said, Quarters, who has a green name, is part of The Felt. So, I attack Quarters.
SolarActive Rezzes 2 pillars and drops it on the apocalypse zone, crushing 2 random Entites. Then, it jumbles the operator's code.
The Vulture Droid Fighters fire at the operator!
The Droid Tri Fighters fire at a random PG.
The Hyena Droid Bombers perform a bombing raid on the apocalypse zone.
I stab a random AG.
Blackhole Bomb: 15/40
SolarActive can only attack once per turn! The rest of your entities, however, will do as you say.
As the fourth oldest DTG veteran, I can honestly tell you, that attack will NOT work, at all. Try to read the previous DTG or go over the Original Post again. Anyways, I do a thing, that does a good thing for the AG's.
A question for Twin, is the Operator a purely code-based entity living in some esoteric cyber-world, or does it have a corporeal mainframe of some kind, however resistant to attack.
I fire the Manufactory's bombardment guns on the Felt.
"This would seem to be the best alignment..."
GAMHD 7/10
Daedranium AND Nth Metal = Nthranium (Level 5: 1/6)
Celestial Bronze AND Stygian Iron AND Imperial Gold = Apotheosis Alloy (Level 5: 1/6)
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I destroy Roland II!
"Call all your allies to help you break the Crystal!"
Project Nexus begins summoning 30 ATP Engineers and Riot Guards! Their army is gigantic now! It looks like not much else could stand in their way...they lower THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 3!
Waluigi deals 5,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind's Crawdaunt and Dark Engie! Dark Engie deals 5,000 damage to Purple and Secondary!
Insanity, Thresh, and Purple deal 8,000 damage to Dark Engie! The Fighters lower THE OPERATOR'sROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1 and deal 4,000 damage to Quarters! If you want the Hyena Bombers to attack the Apocalypse Zone, you must move them there! The Metools and TPP Hivemind deal 5,000 damage to Waluigi!
The Void Rift kills Secondary! Hank destroys 6 Vulture Droid Fighters! Arachna deals 5,000 damage to Hussiebot! The Kestrel deals 3,000 damage to Project Nexus! Justicar deals 6,500 damage to Dark Engie! Mokou fully heals the Tohou Squad! They then go to the Apocalypse Zone to help the Kage Kami. The Engineers' Sentry Gun deals 1,000 damage to Quarters! The XBOX 360 Army lowers THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! The Magician Duo deals 1,000 damage to Waluigi!
Quarters and Stitch deal 22,000 damage to the Mini Rift! Hussiebot deals 4,000 damage to Arachna! The Godmodder gives Hussiebot 20,000 HP and deals 40,000 damage to Project Nexus!
The forces in the Apocalypse Zone completely overwhelm the remaining Dropship. They are still looking for the Kage Kami, but have not thought to look in the cave yet. The Kage Kami, ready for a counterattack, starts for the cave when he sees the Touhou Team next to him! He realizes that, together, they will be unstoppable! The quartet rush into the cave, and deal 5,500 damage to the Cazador! The Cazador and Unagi Assasin deal 4 damage to Mokou!
SolarActive deals 3,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables!
THE OPERATOR lowers the CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY and KESTREL INTEGRITY by 30%!
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together. Attack THE OPERATOR. Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie ________________________________________________________________________________________
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Bill Cipher seemed severely underpowered for a 40-post entity upgraded with 3 or 2 other 40-post charges.
I will fill this in when Twin finishes posting.
/nullpost
I put three +1s up for trade.
I was wondering, would I be able to add 'the garage' to the alchemiter? Pretty obvious what it does, vehicles.
I combine the white broom with the green sun core (a battery that has a direct link to the core of the green sun, gaining energy from it) and the energy inverter (gives the item it is imbued with the ability warp, invert, weaken, and sometimes even nullify anything with similar power to what it has: this combined with the green sun core gives the wielder of this broom once it is completed a small bonus against first guardians.) 1/6
25/40 x4
12/15 x15
I take the void of heat, freeze the current member of the felt solid with it, then see how good of an ice breaker Moh's malevolence is.
Actually, even though piono can't interact with the library, I have no problem accessing it. I can simply slide in from the fifth dimension. You ever heard of tessering? Mine is a good deal more complicated. I have quite a bit more to go on from there and it seems Doc Scratch was too busy locking out the AGs. What am I talking about? I'll explain in a moment, and please note, I had nothing to do with it.
Yes Doc, someone did say Scratch. Or at least wrote it in a death book.
Piono brandishes the white broom, it looks shockingly similar, nay, identical to the one Doc Scratch was beaten to death with by Andrew Hussie in the Homestuck cascade.
Look familiar?
three +1s up for trade.
2/6 for the broom. I think I'll call it: 'the good doctor's demise'
26/40 x4
13/15 x15
I take the white broom and clean up the current Felt member's act with it. Oh yes, and I hammer any left over bits into the ground with Moh's Malevolence. I really like my new hammer.
Scratch, you might want to buff your library security. What am I talking about? Right after Doc Scratch finished attending to his explanation of why the AG players could not access his library, he 'turned' around to discover that all the players within were out stone-cold on the floor, and every piece of text replaced with a monochrome copy. There is also a note: Thank you for you donation ~ The librarians of Alexandria. Coincidentally, the Library of Alexandria has just opened its DTG branch. It contains the original copies of all of Doc Scratch's books. Any further additions will have extra copies made and handed back to the original owner/s. Trust me, when I say text, I mean ANY text. I had to reformat this post when they took it in for copying. Also, we now know where the records for the DTG games have been being kept. Also, unless you want to join the demon librarians, don't steal any books. Anyone who has read Alcatraz Smedry and the Evil Librarians knows what I mean.
I CLAIM PIONO'S TWO +3, +3 TO PIONO. (I'll trade the rest next post.)
Before I even START the continued alchemies, I use some XBeanstalks to add a heated seat and built in screen to Twin's throne. And a Carrot Juice Dispenser. (No alchemy for that, I literally put carrot juice in a dispenser.) It is the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE!
The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! Once it reaches level five and gets 10 charges it will be an entity. And it will attack (using commands from my remote contol hoodie) while twin gets a front row seat.
Continued Alchemies
Xwolverine 3/6
You'll feel a little ***** 3/6
The Hard Reset 3/5
X-Inferno 4/5
Red Hourglass of Death 5/5
I have added a rule about Alchemy for myself. No more than three alchemies and two upgrades at a time from now on.
I send a message to Doc Scratch through the Microsoft Cloud.
Hey Doc, let's make a deal. I'll charge up an at minimum 40 post charge for your side, making an OP entity for you guys, if you give me the Homestuck Disc one. That is all.
GNSPP 29/40
GNGADP 13/40
XBSS 20/20 The XBOX SWORD SCISSOR IS CREATED! It is a GIANT HALF OF A SCISSOR, and it FLIES AROUND using HIGH POWER JETS while attacking enemies, and can be controlled by my controls. At Half Health, it Transforms into the XS NAKED SOL, and right before it is destroyed it will use its final super secret attack. [HP]: 80,000 (Twin, Nerf if necessary.)
The XBSS Attacks Roland II/ The Alpha Ghast.
One XBOX360 Army member uses his XCANNON at full power, dying afterwards due to over exertion, and fires the Blast at the Operator. I use Palutena's XBlade to Slice Secondary. (PS: How do I become a full fledged player. Like Flare Flames in the Antichamber or Kayne in the Library.)
I control the Microsoft Cloud to begin an upgrade. The XZONE UPGRADE 0/10.
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I, with the knowledge that the Operator knows everything on the Internet, go find the Un-Knowable Word, a word that, if known, causes the knower's mind to implode. Without looking at it, I test it on some villagers, a Wither, a high-power A.I., and a random PG player, proving it's effectiveness, and then upload it to the internet as a weakly password sealed website, as well as e-mailing it directly to the Operator.
"I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: DON'T LET THE OPERATORS MEET."
"Why should we trust you right now?"
Insanity has a point.
Even though that sounds like a contradiction in and of itself. "THE SLENDERMAN OPERATOR IS VASTLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE THREAD."
Doc Scratch.
Helix Fossil.
The UOSS.
The Godmodder himself.
And you claim that THE OPERATOR is more powerful than those. "EVEN MORE SO THAN OUR CURRENT OPERATOR."
"He sounds like the biggest Veigar snowclone since Black Mage."
"I AM EVIL! STOP LAUGHING!"
"Shut up, you're a disgrace to evil." "THEN YOU HAVEN'T FOUGHT IT IN ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT."
"And you have?" "TAKE A GUESS."
I temporarily freeze time, and re-wire the detonation part of the OP's Gift.exe to extend it for one more turn!! (If I need to charge this, please tell.)
Sarajevo 15/40
Daedranium AND DC Comics' Nth Metal
Celestial Bronze AND Stygian Iron AND Imperial gold
Personal Completed material tracker:
Tiberium (Base Material)
Brownstone Dust (Lapis/Glow/red) (1)
119 (Adamithrilium AND Radioactive Tungesten-Carbide + Dalekanium)(5)
120 (Slade/Bedrock) (5)
Daedranium (Vibranium/Daedric) (3)
Did someone say Scratch?
I do enjoy reading a good wall of text every now and then. Most, if not all, of my conversations with people tend to produce them. I have gotten used to it.
Let's see here...
Ah. Translocating. A very tricky form of spatial redistribution that involves such complicated things as the exact diameter of an egg, wormholes, and, in this instance, a book. Although you could perfectly well translocate this book without a problem, and you would have done so, you have failed to. Why would that be? Because I've placed a complicated "lock" on this entire Library, preventing any type of entity or player from accessing it that is not on my side or does not get my permission. This includes examining anything's contents from the Library anywhere, at all. So you cannot even attempt to translocate anything from my Library, or do anything to my Library, at all. And I would prefer to keep it the way.
Although, I suppose this whole Library thing is a non-issue, since when one person reads a book, the entire playerbase can see the story as well. The chapters are also placed in a database as well; a "wiki," if you must.
So don't get yourself worked up over nothing. It is very easy to do that, and if you do, what would it accomplish? Sometimes you need to step back and examine everything you've already accomplished.
You deal 50,000 damage to War and paralyze him!
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Charged Sword > Fine = The Plug Puller
X-Stalker AND Adamantium XBOX = The Xwolverine (Level 5: 1/6)
X-Lightsaber AND CACTiSHOOT = You'll Feel a Little ***** (Level 5: 1/6)
X-Lightsaber > Fine = Palutena's XBlade
CACTiSHOOT > Fine = Blade Shooter
Charged Sword AND Adamantium XBOX = The Hard Reset (Level 4: 1/5)
You got THE PLUG PULLER! This sword is tingling with red energy. It appears to be a good conductor of electricity as well.
You got PALUTENA'S XBLADE! Although this crossblade doesn't look like it was owned by Palutena, it sure looks like it did. This double-bladed lightsaber can be wielded like a staff, or split apart to form two smaller lightsabers. When split apart, you can also re-form them into the shape of a bow. It's a very versatile weapon!
You got the BLADE SHOOTER! All the power of the Blade Shooter from Bloons Tower Defense packed into a rifle. It shoots miniature sawblades that can rip through anything!
You got a BLOWGUN! A pipe that you can blow darts out of. Perfect for roaming jungle tribes!
You got a CREEPERTOP! A laptop emblazened with the face of a Creeper. Watch your belongings around it...
You got some FIRE ARROWS! Straight from Hyrule.
You got a CARROTJUICE BUCKET! A bucket filled with some delicious carrot juice. ...What? Don't look at me like that!
You got an INFINITY RIFLE! A rifle that can shoot an infinite amount of bullets, without the need to reload.
You got an AUTOBOW! A type of bow that can fire projectiles like a gun.
You got THE SONIC SNOWBALLER! A compact, blue, and spiny snowball gun that can shoot snowballs at lightning speed! Are they effective against robots? Who knows?
...
And that's over.
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY! You also deal 4,000 damage to Secondary!
Your entities will do as you say. Thanks for the throne!
Gold Wool OR Feather = Gold Featherblock (Level 1: 1/2)
Red Dye AND Orange Dye AND Yellow Dye AND Green Dye AND Blue Dye AND Indigo Dye AND Violet Dye = Brown Dye (Level 1: 1/2)
You use Lil' Cal! He stares at Famine...
And he just winks!
Famine is Cursed! You then deal 6,000 damage to him.
You kill 5 Riot Guards!
Infinity Flintlock AND TNT = Infinity Grenade Launcher (Level 2: 1/3)
Cocoa Beans AND Hot Water = Coffee (Level 1: 1/2)
Doc Scratch takes the coffee and ushers you in the door.
You got ZE ÃœBERCHARGER! A powerful railgun that can heal its opponents as well as it can hurt them! Do you hear that? That's the sound of progress, my friend.
You kill a Fire Gecko and deal 2,000 splash damage to a Nightkin!
The next PG player attack will fail!
You don't need to charge Ropecroprope!
Cocoa Beans && Brightstone = Brown Brightstone (Level 1: 1/2)
Seeds AND Gunpowder = Explod-O-Seeds (Level 1: 1/2)
String AND Sugar Cane = Stringy Cane (Level 1: 1/2)
Your entities will do as you say.
You kill 2 Ents!
Your entities will do as you say.
I'm sorry, but I have to side with Talist on this one. Even if you're a PG player, I can't let you do that. I'm going to have to PM you about this.
Since I never added it...
You got THE VOIDED SWORD! A mysterious sword channeling the energies of the Void...
You deal 3,000 damage to Secondary!
You're right. I will fix that.
You fail!
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 5,000 damage to War.
I'll respond to this Librarylog tomorrow.
Secondary gains 2,000 HP!
I'm considering it.
You were never in the Library in the first place!
You got the POTION OF HONEYHEALING! A potion that tastes like honey and heals you!
Welcome back!
You got some COFFEE! The perfect energizer.
You got the INFINITY GRENADE LAUNCHER! A grenade launcher that can shoot an infinite amount of grenades.
You kill 2 ATP Engineers!
That was already done. It made Adamithrilium.
You got BROWN BRIGHTSTONE! A Brightstone Block that lets off a brown light. Colored lights are possible!
You got some EXPLOD-O-SEEDS! Some seeds, that can explode a while after that they are planted.
You got some STRINGY CANE! Some sugar cane made much more stringy than before.
War gains 6,000 HP!
You deal 4,000 damage to a MK.I G0L3M!
You got a GOLD FEATHERBLOCK! A featherblock tinted gold.
You got some BROWN DYE! Not to be confused with Cocoa Beans.
You deal 6,000 damage to Famine!
Awkward Potion OOO Aloe Vera = Potion of Soothing (1/2)
You got ELEMENT 119! The mysterious, unknown 119th element. Who knows what it can do?
You got ELEMENT 120! THe even more mysterious, evem more unknown 120th element. It could do anything!
You destroy a Mk. I G0L3M!
You can't upgrade the Potion of Superheroics any further!
You ingest a Potion of Superheroics! You give the Kage Kami 3,000 HP and kill all Ents!
The Cazador gains 2,000 HP!
The next AG attack will mini-crit!
THANK. YOU.
Broom OR White Paint = White Broom (Level 1: 1/2)
You deal a mini-critted 11,250 damage to Quarters!
You can't even interact with the Library!
You deal 3,000 damage to Roland II!
You got some LAPIS HORSE ARMOR! Horse armor made entirely out of lapis. It looks pretty, but does it protect things?
You got a PLOW! Perfect for tending to your crops.
You got the ENDERBOX GAMMA! A mysterious XBOX forged with Ender majyyks. It also happens to be radioactive, which wouldn't affect Endermen at all. But are you an Enderman?
You got some KINECT MITHRILWANDS! Revisiting the classics. Kinect Wands made out of Mithril.
sweet dear precious sweet sweet precious dear sweet
fefetathroneTHE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY! You also deal 4,000 damage to Roland II!
Your entities will do as you say.
Your entities will do as you say.
You seem to treat alchemizing as some form of crafting. Don't think of it like that! Think of it as cominbining two items together.
Enchanting Table AND Diamond Sword AND Redstone = The Tools of the Trade (Level 2: 1/3)
Diamond AND Redstone AND Iron AND Red Matter Bomb = The World Killer (Level 15: 1/16)
It looks like you can't make that right now...
I'm not sure how the third one works...
You got MOH'S MALEVOLENCE! One of the most powerful hammers to ever have set its head on rock. Said head is made up of millions of crystals and diamond, giving it a strength unmatched by most other weapons. It would make even ectoBiologist proud.
You got a WHITE BROOM! Did someone say Scratch?
You deal 7,500 damage to Quarters!
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 5,000 damage to Quarters!
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Your entities will do as you say.
White Broom > Loom = Scratch's Tux
You got SCRATCH'S TUX! Now you, too, can be an excellent host.
Moh's Malevolance > Loom = John Armor
You got some JOHN ARMOR! Some shiny iron armor with a green slime ghost painted in the middle.
You deal 7,500 damage to Quarters!
THE OPERATOR, knowing everything on the Internet, is not fazed by whatever "scary" stuff you show him! Whatever it is, he's seen much worse.
THE OPERATOR loses 2 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
THE OPERATOR would phase right through the Godmodder.
You fail to freeze OP'S GIFT.exe!
Project Nexus is not a person, but a project!
You make all of your entities coding-based! They will do as you say.
It's alright. I managed to do the alchemies on my own. I appreciate the help, though!
This annoys Famine so much that his attack is slightly less powerful as a result!
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
You got some DAEDRANIUM! A powerful metal exhibiting the properties of Daedric Metal and Vibranium. Weapons constructed with this would be devastating in power.
You fail!
Uh-oh...
I would really prefer if The Operator didn't show up.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
You deal 4,000 damage to Ron the Narrator!
Attaboy.
You deal 3,000 damage to Quarters!
SolarActive can only attack once per turn! The rest of your entities, however, will do as you say.
You deal 3,000 damage to the Void Rift!
You fail! Stealing someone's charge is against the rules.
Since a target is not specified, an arrow is shot in your knee!
CRITICAL HIT
You are flung into the ionosphere, where a meteor the size of a pin flies through your stomach! You die of internal bleeding.
You deal 3,000 damage to Roland II!
A corporeal mainframe.
You deal 4,000 damage to Quarters!
Secondary drinks some tea, gaining 2,000 HP!
Daedranium AND Nth Metal = Nthranium (Level 5: 1/6)
Celestial Bronze AND Stygian Iron AND Imperial Gold = Apotheosis Alloy (Level 5: 1/6)
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I destroy Roland II!
"Call all your allies to help you break the Crystal!"
Project Nexus begins summoning 30 ATP Engineers and Riot Guards! Their army is gigantic now! It looks like not much else could stand in their way...they lower THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 3!
Waluigi deals 5,000 damage to the TPP Hivemind's Crawdaunt and Dark Engie! Dark Engie deals 5,000 damage to Purple and Secondary!
Insanity, Thresh, and Purple deal 8,000 damage to Dark Engie! The Fighters lower THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1 and deal 4,000 damage to Quarters! If you want the Hyena Bombers to attack the Apocalypse Zone, you must move them there! The Metools and TPP Hivemind deal 5,000 damage to Waluigi!
The Void Rift kills Secondary! Hank destroys 6 Vulture Droid Fighters! Arachna deals 5,000 damage to Hussiebot! The Kestrel deals 3,000 damage to Project Nexus! Justicar deals 6,500 damage to Dark Engie! Mokou fully heals the Tohou Squad! They then go to the Apocalypse Zone to help the Kage Kami. The Engineers' Sentry Gun deals 1,000 damage to Quarters! The XBOX 360 Army lowers THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 2! The Magician Duo deals 1,000 damage to Waluigi!
Quarters and Stitch deal 22,000 damage to the Mini Rift! Hussiebot deals 4,000 damage to Arachna! The Godmodder gives Hussiebot 20,000 HP and deals 40,000 damage to Project Nexus!
The forces in the Apocalypse Zone completely overwhelm the remaining Dropship. They are still looking for the Kage Kami, but have not thought to look in the cave yet. The Kage Kami, ready for a counterattack, starts for the cave when he sees the Touhou Team next to him! He realizes that, together, they will be unstoppable! The quartet rush into the cave, and deal 5,500 damage to the Cazador! The Cazador and Unagi Assasin deal 4 damage to Mokou!
SolarActive deals 3,000 damage to the Doomsday Stables!
THE OPERATOR lowers the CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY and KESTREL INTEGRITY by 30%!
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The Itinerary:
FOR AG PLAYERS:
Attack the Felt.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Attack the Horsemen by disabling their Stable.
Defend me.
Defend/attack Project Nexus.
FOR NEUTRAL PLAYERS:
Actually work together.
Attack THE OPERATOR.
Shoot most things that move.
FOR PG PLAYERS:
Attack Build.
Attack all AGs.
Defend the Alpha Ghast.
Defend the Horsemen.
Defend the Apocalpyse Zone.
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The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, Furfrou.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 55,501/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x14.)
Penguin: [???] HP: 1/1.
Mysterious Crystal: [???] HP: 75,000/75,000. MYSTERYCRYSTAL INTEGRITY: 70%
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 40,000/140,000. Troops: ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x66.) Riot Guards: 1,500/1,500. (x43.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x58.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x53.) Experimental: 40,000/40,000. PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: 0%
Waluigi: [H] HP: 557,500/600,000.
Flaw:WALUIGI IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. CORRUPTLUIGI INTEGRITY: 70%.TPP Hivemind: [H] HP: 31,446/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 2,000/7,000. TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 45%
Dark Engie: [H?] HP: 224,000/250,000. Darkness: IIIIIIIIII Overdrive: IIIIIIIIIIIIII
Insanity: [N] HP: 245,000/250,000.
Thresh: [N] HP: 28,000/80,000. Lantern: READY.
Purple: [N] HP: 65,400/150,000.
Vulture Droid Fighters: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x36.)
Hyena Droid Bombers: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x45.)
Droid Tri-Fighters: [N] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x45.)
Metools: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 36,000/90,000. Size: 0. Energy: 65. Mini: 3,000/25,000 HP.
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 10,000/95,000.
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 59,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 2/7.
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 38,000/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP. Drone Controls: 3/3 HP. Combat Drone: 1,500/1,500. Beam Drone: 1,000/1,000. KESTREL INTEGRITY: 70%.
Justicar: [AG] HP: 74,500/90,000. Equipped with Good Dog; grants +2,500 base attack.
Engineers: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x3.) Metal: 430/600. Level 1 Sentry Gun: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 100%. Upgrade: 0%. Level 1 Dispenser: 2,000/2,000 HP. Ammo: 50%.
Xbox 360 Army: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x20.)
Magician Duo: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Charging attack. 4/5.
Quarters: [PG] HP: 23,750/140,000. One Flip: III
Stitch: [PG] Leaves in two turns.
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 32,000/60,000. In Spider Web. Slowed: INFINITE Cura: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 45/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Heh.
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 20%
OP'S_GIFT.exe: Time until detonation: 2 turns.
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The Apocalypse Zone:
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 10,500/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 7,825/17,500. (x5.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 28,500/46,000.
War: [PG] HP: 70,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Famine: [PG] HP: 69,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325. Curse: IIII
Death: [PG] HP: 64,000/75,000. Gains 5,000 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 325.
Doomsday Stables: [PG] HP: 95,000/95,000.
Unagi Minion: [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x7.)
Unagi Medic: [PG] HP: 7,500/7,500. Heals 1,500 HP every turn.
floppyDongoes: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Respawns: III
Ambush Hunters: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3.)
Powder: [PG] HP: 35,000/35,000.
~~~
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 15,075/100,000. Cheap Shield: IIIII KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 0%.
Mokou: [AG] HP: 16/20. MOKOU INTEGRITY: 25%
Kaguya: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Tenshi: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Cazador: [PG] HP: 500/8,000.
Unagi Assassin: [PG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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Scratch's Library:
K4yne: [P] Awake. Will read: Pesterchum 101.
The_Serpent: [P] Reading: The First Block and Other Legends.
Available Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vannil A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [2K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Xopil: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Idle
I will fill this in when Twin finishes posting.
/nullpost
5/5. Dark Magician and Dark Magician Girl fire the dual Dark Magic Attack on one Boomwalker.
Fiendish Chains: 2/3
Fancy a game of chess?
You were thinking of that one? I meant the other translocation.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I was wondering, would I be able to add 'the garage' to the alchemiter? Pretty obvious what it does, vehicles.
I combine the white broom with the green sun core (a battery that has a direct link to the core of the green sun, gaining energy from it) and the energy inverter (gives the item it is imbued with the ability warp, invert, weaken, and sometimes even nullify anything with similar power to what it has: this combined with the green sun core gives the wielder of this broom once it is completed a small bonus against first guardians.) 1/6
25/40 x4
12/15 x15
I take the void of heat, freeze the current member of the felt solid with it, then see how good of an ice breaker Moh's malevolence is.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I will fix that tomorrow. :C
>implying there's another form of translocation
Yes Doc, someone did say Scratch. Or at least wrote it in a death book.
Piono brandishes the white broom, it looks shockingly similar, nay, identical to the one Doc Scratch was beaten to death with by Andrew Hussie in the Homestuck cascade.
Look familiar?
three +1s up for trade.
2/6 for the broom. I think I'll call it: 'the good doctor's demise'
26/40 x4
13/15 x15
I take the white broom and clean up the current Felt member's act with it. Oh yes, and I hammer any left over bits into the ground with Moh's Malevolence. I really like my new hammer.
Scratch, you might want to buff your library security. What am I talking about?
Right after Doc Scratch finished attending to his explanation of why the AG players could not access his library, he 'turned' around to discover that all the players within were out stone-cold on the floor, and every piece of text replaced with a monochrome copy.
There is also a note:
Thank you for you donation
~ The librarians of Alexandria.
Coincidentally, the Library of Alexandria has just opened its DTG branch. It contains the original copies of all of Doc Scratch's books. Any further additions will have extra copies made and handed back to the original owner/s.
Trust me, when I say text, I mean ANY text. I had to reformat this post when they took it in for copying.
Also, we now know where the records for the DTG games have been being kept.
Also, unless you want to join the demon librarians, don't steal any books.
Anyone who has read Alcatraz Smedry and the Evil Librarians knows what I mean.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Before I even START the continued alchemies, I use some XBeanstalks to add a heated seat and built in screen to Twin's throne. And a Carrot Juice Dispenser. (No alchemy for that, I literally put carrot juice in a dispenser.) It is the ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE!
The ULTIMATE TWIN THRONE levels up! Once it reaches level five and gets 10 charges it will be an entity. And it will attack (using commands from my remote contol hoodie) while twin gets a front row seat.
Continued Alchemies
Xwolverine 3/6
You'll feel a little ***** 3/6
The Hard Reset 3/5
X-Inferno 4/5
Red Hourglass of Death 5/5
I have added a rule about Alchemy for myself. No more than three alchemies and two upgrades at a time from now on.
I send a message to Doc Scratch through the Microsoft Cloud.
Hey Doc, let's make a deal. I'll charge up an at minimum 40 post charge for your side, making an OP entity for you guys, if you give me the Homestuck Disc one. That is all.
GNSPP 29/40
GNGADP 13/40
XBSS 20/20 The XBOX SWORD SCISSOR IS CREATED! It is a GIANT HALF OF A SCISSOR, and it FLIES AROUND using HIGH POWER JETS while attacking enemies, and can be controlled by my controls. At Half Health, it Transforms into the XS NAKED SOL, and right before it is destroyed it will use its final super secret attack. [HP]: 80,000 (Twin, Nerf if necessary.)
The XBSS Attacks Roland II/ The Alpha Ghast.
One XBOX360 Army member uses his XCANNON at full power, dying afterwards due to over exertion, and fires the Blast at the Operator. I use Palutena's XBlade to Slice Secondary. (PS: How do I become a full fledged player. Like Flare Flames in the Antichamber or Kayne in the Library.)
I control the Microsoft Cloud to begin an upgrade. The XZONE UPGRADE 0/10.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Okay, thanks. ;D
Potion of Veggies OOO Stringy Cane 1/X
Cacao Seed || Brightstone 1/X
Carrot && Lava Bucket 1/2
24/40
I start fighting Operator. With terrible puns. Forcibly inserted into his code. Breaking some necessary functions.
3/5 heal for secondary.
I had missed two +3s
+2 to k4yne
+1 to davinci
Secondary retreats to the apocalypse zone.
I red barrel hank.
Infinity Grenade Laucher AND Sniper Rifle 1/?
Coffee AND Syringe 1/?
I had actually forgotten about alchemies until that mass happe ned, I'll try not to make too too many.
Secondary's Sword AND Fseftr's Sword 1/?
Potato AND Rifle 1/?
Virus-Brine 7/??
Constructing extra gravity-amps...
GAHMD 8/10
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
"I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH: DON'T LET THE OPERATORS MEET.""Why should we trust you right now?"
Insanity has a point.
Even though that sounds like a contradiction in and of itself.
"THE SLENDERMAN OPERATOR IS VASTLY MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING ELSE ON THE THREAD."Doc Scratch.
Helix Fossil.
The UOSS.
The Godmodder himself.
And you claim that THE OPERATOR is more powerful than those.
"EVEN MORE SO THAN OUR CURRENT OPERATOR.""He sounds like the biggest Veigar snowclone since Black Mage."
"I AM EVIL! STOP LAUGHING!"
"Shut up, you're a disgrace to evil."
"THEN YOU HAVEN'T FOUGHT IT IN ONE-ON-ONE COMBAT.""And you have?"
"TAKE A GUESS."GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I begin reading a book I summoned. 1/10
(Not from Scratch's library.)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Chaos Knight: 1/???, + 1 from fseftr.
I redirect all of the world's spam to the Operator's code to lower his integrity.
Defense Robots (6/15)
I temporarily freeze time, and re-wire the detonation part of the OP's Gift.exe to extend it for one more turn!! (If I need to charge this, please tell.)