The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I really should kill DaVinci.
[ /// ]
[ 6 / 30 ] Anyway. the proper technique to meditating is- W-W-What the NETHER are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm just building a death-lazor to kill DaVinci! I don't even...
[ 5 / 10 ]
Let's just install this chip...
[ 1 / 3 ]
I construct a DEATH-LAZOR KANNON.
I blast DemonicDaVinci with LASERS from the Hand of Pearl and the Enderdragon's Staff.
The Kestrel-
RIOT
RIOT
RIOT
Well, so much for that.
I +1 Pit, and put out a potion of [+1 Charge] out!
Whoever +1's me gets this potion!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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same as this one
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Collar || Silicon steam punker
TP: 11/20
Justicar: 11/40 (1 base, +6 from trades, +4 from spending Wilson's wealth)
I'll explain more about Justicar later. For now, just know that she (gender equality) is a dragon like beast without wings but a bladed tail. Kinda like my current profile picture without wings. Justicar's goal is to protect an entity. In this case, TwinBuilder.
I heal Twin with the power of Asprin.
"Auf wiederzen."
*dies*
"I take it I have to come in now?"
Yes.
"I can't hold alone here!" "SUFFER."
"Well, I've seen and been in worse."
DAMMIT JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
"...Stack damage resistances?"
YES!
WHATEVER!
I DUNNO!
"How often do you flip out anyway?"
ONLY ONCE BEFORE!
WHEN ENGIE BLEW UP AN OMNIVERSE!
I floop the pilots. I also consume them to kill them off and make myself regain health. My mutants (and two new Nightkin) attempt to destroy the remaining constructs.
I use the 8 charges so far to place down a Nether habitat for K4yne's pet and all other pets he might spawn later on.
floppyDongoes [FD] has begun pestering cthulhusApprentice [CA] FD: so did i do something FD: or what FD: TELL ME CA: OKAY OKAY CA: you did like 4000 damage FD: cool cool CA: no it's not FD: why FD: bro it's like 4000 damage CA: 4000 damage is like a pinch in dtg 2 FD: fiiine tp me in then CA: wot FD: TELEPORT ME IN YOU DEGENERATE CA: ...fine. FD: YES CA: DoneCA: I spawned you in the Apocalypse Zone. help out the horsemen or something. Or kill the pilots for me FD: will do FD: i leak the next death in Game of Thrones to the Pilots do kill them CA: DUDE CA: DON'T TELL EVERYONE CA: And have you actually read the books? FD: yeah man FD: gtg bye floppyDongoes [FD] has ceased pestering cthulusApprentice [CA]
floppyDongoes [FD] has entered the Apocalypse Zone! Consider him a player.
MY PG ITINERARY:
KILL BUILD'S PERSONALITY OR DREAM SELF OR WHATEVER WE CAN KILL WOTHOUT KILLING SPLIT
LET SPLIT PREDOMINATE - Actually, Split will probably naturally predominate if we wait long enough - his personality seems stronger. But we can't wait for that.
SECURE THE APOCALYPSE ZONE
KILL THE VOID RIFT.
AMONG OTHERS.
I stab a pilot with the Infinity Blade. I also summon another Unagi Minion.
Unagi Leader: 1/7
Return: 10/40
Powder: 5/10
I vote for Furfrou to come out of the portal. He might not do much damage, but his fur would protect him from all sorts of attacks.
Hey, maybe a Neutral itinerary? Maybe that would work... Maybe not, though. They probably all have their own agendas. If it would work, then I know the person to run it, though...
12/40
I reassure OpelSpeedster on the fact that nobody's helping me now.
(Also note that the -Wave [#]- are not limited to Metools.)
I really should kill DaVinci.
[ /// ]
[ 6 / 30 ]
Anyway. the proper technique to meditating is-
W-W-What the NETHER are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm just building a death-lazor to kill DaVinci!
I don't even...
[ 5 / 10 ]
Let's just install this chip...
[ 1 / 3 ]
I construct a DEATH-LAZOR KANNON.
I blast DemonicDaVinci with LASERS from the Hand of Pearl and the Enderdragon's Staff.
The Kestrel-
RIOT
RIOT
RIOT
Well, so much for that.
I +1 Pit, and put out a potion of [+1 Charge] out!
Whoever +1's me gets this potion!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
TP: 11/20
Justicar: 11/40 (1 base, +6 from trades, +4 from spending Wilson's wealth)
I'll explain more about Justicar later. For now, just know that she (gender equality) is a dragon like beast without wings but a bladed tail. Kinda like my current profile picture without wings. Justicar's goal is to protect an entity. In this case, TwinBuilder.
I heal Twin with the power of Asprin.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \
/ \/ \(6$)
(3$)(3$)Splash Potion of Burning
Potion of CoffeeExtended FertilizerWealth: 5
Very well, duplicate the coffee and it's yours. There is a fertilizer potion for that though.
Ransom: on
+3 to any AG
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
That spoil of war is... useless this update.
Impending doom should affect all constructs, so their health shouldnt be full. I red barrel one of them.
*dies*
"I take it I have to come in now?"
Yes.
"I can't hold alone here!"
"SUFFER."
"Well, I've seen and been in worse."
DAMMIT JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY!
"...Stack damage resistances?"
YES!
WHATEVER!
I DUNNO!
"How often do you flip out anyway?"
ONLY ONCE BEFORE!
WHEN ENGIE BLEW UP AN OMNIVERSE!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
[ 7 / 30 ]
STOP BUILDING THAT CANNON.
No!
[ 6 / 30 ]
More scouts, yay!
And... a thing.
[ 3 / 3, Talist'd ]
DEATH-LAZOR KANNON, FIRE!
*whurrrrr*
PEW!
It slams into... Conquest!?
This could be lethal.
I follow up to this with a blast on Conquest. If Conquest is dead, this will target DemonicDaVinci. If DaVinci is dead, this will hit a random PG.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Piono gets a copy of my POTION OF SUPERHEROICS.
10/40
10/40 ()
3/10x10
1/5 splash potion of invisibility *10
I rename the sword Circuit Breaker 3/6
IIi Azura's Black Star
I down a POTION OF SUPERHEROICS and mega-crit the OPERATOR with Electrostatic Shock.
+3 to whoever +3's me, including claims. +1 to ninjatwist
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Aegis of Immortality: 12/???
I floop the pilots. I also consume them to kill them off and make myself regain health. My mutants (and two new Nightkin) attempt to destroy the remaining constructs.
I use the 8 charges so far to place down a Nether habitat for K4yne's pet and all other pets he might spawn later on.FD: so did i do something
FD: or what
FD: TELL ME
CA: OKAY OKAY
CA: you did like 4000 damage
FD: cool cool
CA: no it's not
FD: why
FD: bro it's like 4000 damage
CA: 4000 damage is like a pinch in dtg 2
FD: fiiine tp me in then
CA: wot
FD: TELEPORT ME IN YOU DEGENERATE
CA: ...fine.
FD: YES
CA: DoneCA: I spawned you in the Apocalypse Zone. help out the horsemen or something. Or kill the pilots for me
FD: will do
FD: i leak the next death in Game of Thrones to the Pilots do kill them
CA: DUDE
CA: DON'T TELL EVERYONE
CA: And have you actually read the books?
FD: yeah man
FD: gtg bye
floppyDongoes [FD] has ceased pestering cthulusApprentice [CA]
Enigmatic Geology: 35/40
Cosmic Slime: 15/40
Ellorium Darts: 4/4 Completed.
I hail Ellorium bolts on Hussiebot, as to preserve my creation.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Engineering: 9/???
Aegis of Immortality:13/???
Disregard my Nether Habitat. Sorry for the confusion.
KILL BUILD'S PERSONALITY OR DREAM SELF OR WHATEVER WE CAN KILL WOTHOUT KILLING SPLIT
LET SPLIT PREDOMINATE - Actually, Split will probably naturally predominate if we wait long enough - his personality seems stronger. But we can't wait for that.
SECURE THE APOCALYPSE ZONE
KILL THE VOID RIFT.
AMONG OTHERS.
I stab a pilot with the Infinity Blade. I also summon another Unagi Minion.
Unagi Leader: 1/7
Return: 10/40
Powder: 5/10
I vote for Furfrou to come out of the portal. He might not do much damage, but his fur would protect him from all sorts of attacks.
Hey, maybe a Neutral itinerary? Maybe that would work... Maybe not, though. They probably all have their own agendas. If it would work, then I know the person to run it, though...
Scratch, that's your cue. Ball.
Oh no
/null
You shower AG's with Persian rugs.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
[ 8 / 30 ]
Well, you appear to be doing better now that you've stopped making that cannon.
[ 7 / 10 ]
It's a Federation Bomber!
I blast DemonicDaVinci with a magical tuba shockwavesoundray.
If he's dead, this will target the most injured horseman.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Polite Bow A.I. AND Nether Brick = The Bipolar Bow (2/4)
I grapple a metool with my Chaos' Sinker and throw it away because it's too small. Shtuped fishes. I aim with the Metool at William Cipher.
12 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
BALD. SEHR BALD.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I decide to start brewing some potions. I start with an ordinary bottle, and combine it with a red sweater. FOR SCIENCE!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
+3 to the_serpent
I toss a grenade at the pilots.
Itineraries suggest a specific order.
+3 to Nimble
Portal gun: 6/25
Nova: 2/40
Armory: done
Cosmic Slime: 16/40
Swordsman's Training (New!) 1/25
The Swordsman's Training will allow me to perform moves like OpelSpeedster's spells. This time, it's based on wielding swords, not shields.
I forbid lack of nourishment, dealing damage to Famine.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
+3 to Nimble
Portal gun: 7/25
Nova: 3/40
mechanics (x2): 1/3