The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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same as this one
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Don't have one
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Scrap yard shooter || computer 3/4?
Beast mastery: 30/40 after a +3 trade with aegis.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wooden planks || rope 3/?? In case it needs more time.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Ment that.
Flame-morpher, 8-20
Here you go, plus three help for two most important projects. An extra plus one for any that include fire.
((Did not realise I had a limit. Sorry.)))
And so Phil set off on his epic quest with his companion Phil and his sister Phil. Together they will face against many Phils to find out what happened to Phil before Phil destroys the world to get revenge on Phil for cheating on him with Phil.
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POST III; I +3 The_Idea_Modpack I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher continues on the bridge. Mr.Penguin dances cutely. 10/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (2/20) The air darkens as the infusment takes place... INVENTORY: Air. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
8/40x2 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 1
Bow A.I. AND Mannercite Shard = ??? (2/3)
I help fseftr +3.
I play a round of tennis with the Godmodder. I may not win because of his awesomeness and skill at everything, but when the ball is a random AG entity and the rackets are stone epitaphs, this should not be an issue.
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Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
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Fishing LV. 1
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The Dal-eks have ar-ived EX_TER_MIN_ATE! EX_TER_MIN_ATE! 20/20
Whew! Now i can stop subdividing every word.
So, i summon five Hostile Daleks, who start shooting anything that lives (except themselves)
/expository game-mechanic-y nullpost: They are bulletproof because of some kinda' forcefield, unless you use a strong energy weapon, or pour a lotta' bullets into the eyestalk. They eyestalk can be covered, but it'll just burn/melt/disintegrate the jelly/paint/tar/marble right off. They fire energy weapons that kill every known organic creature (including themselves) and can be used to damage structures and vehicles and whatnot. If you don't kill one fast enough, itl self destruct in a Mutually-assured-destruction-y type way. If the daleks realise they are going to lose (you may have to convince them w/ force) they'll just pack up and leave. Defeated.
Killing a dalek before it explodes will add Dalekanium plates to the alchemiter stockpile, which has the same bullet-proof, force-fieldy, M.A.D., and emergency teleport qualities as daleks.
/end nullpost
Once again, the Daleks begin attacking everything. Every entity within sight.
Project:Sarajevo [1/40]
Project:Implacable [1/40]
I alloy Adamantium and Mithril in the Furnace (does this require charges?)
(okay, no nullpost, I'll edit it into an actual post once you finish updating.
Hold on twin! You completely missed Hank's attack ability! He kills off Project Nexus mooks to deal more damage!
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
Just so you know, the chain of alchemies I'm making with the pogo hammer is meant to come out as a hammer at the highest level. I combine the pogo hammer with unobtainium 1/?
I put the infinity fire bow and obsidian tipped terror into the loom. I put the hammer clothing, sweater, and anime shirt into the public wardrobe. Anyone can wear them if they want.
Purely for aesthetic purposes, I wear the SBURB sweatshirt, it looks cool. I put on the Electric Eye, it may have a Microsoft logo on it, but it still looks cool.
27/40 x5
5/15 x12 I use my telekinetic powers to levitate a bunch more boards towards bridging the gap to the Black Monolith.
And I use the pogo hammer to spring my way across, nailing them down as I go. When are you going to let me help?
Never. Not for a long time.
Yeah, I kind of liked it better without zones...things were simpler...
My noob army gets out the bulldozers and drives them off the side of the bridge. They all end up in a giant pile, extending the bridge about 2 feet in exchange for 1,000,000,000 noob lives and several quadrillion in construction vehicles. SO WORTH IT.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
2/? for my new hammer
28/40 x5
6/15 x12
I look up at the overhang that appears out of nowhere, then pull out Danger: High Voltage, and shoot the rocks out.
It occurs to me we've got a whole bunch of low-level items we aren't using.
I guess we do.
I give out my alchemies. Any alchemy I made that is not the end of one of my alchemy chains (the final product of my alchemies: upgraded splash potion of rejuvenation, Danger: High Voltage, Broken Uranium's Umbrige, Void of Heat, Microsoft Mashup, pogo hammer(until my unobtainium hammer is finished, then that will be mine only and I will release the pogo hammer) are now public domain. Meaning: anyone can use them as long as they are AG. If you switch sides (coughcoughdavincicoughcough) you can't use them anymore.
The public wardrobe is open to all though.
But what would that accomplish?
You put out your alchemies for anyone to use! But will they use them? Only time will tell.
I equip the Enderdragon Hoodie, and teleport above DemonicDaVinci. I then quickly ENDERDRAGON TEMPEST BULLET HELL OBLIVION SMASH him. If DaVinci is dead, this will target a random PG that isn't the Hivemind.
Scrap yard shooter || computer 1/4 I'm guessing
Beast mastery: 22/40
I slash conquest with a downward thrust of The Fatal Flaw.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: can't put sugar into my coffee?!? Noooooooooooooooooo! Let's try building a bridge with potions...
Awkward potion OOO wooden planks || rope (if that's acceptable) 1/??
+3 to any AG
The Scrap Yard Shooter OR Computer = The Silicon Shooter (Level 3: 1/4)
You deal 7,500 damage to Conquest!
Actually, you can make into the Potion of Rejuvenation!
Awkward Potion OOO Wood Planks = ???
You can't brew that. Blocks cannot be potion ingredients!
With the something something charge completed I condense the charge into a ball similar to a half of a kernelsprite and send it up to the clouds. The clouds darken, and thunder beckons from the sky. The fog of war begins to thicken. Something is definitely up.
Suddenly, the sky flashes red three times. A gash in the clouds appear, and a humanoid figure clad in Legionary armor descends. Ron the Narrator has arrived.
And so, with the Narrator part of the battlefield, he begins to narrate the event of the battle at hand. The cyber-mutant, known to some as DemonicDaVinci, others as DdV, switches to the Pro-Godmodder side. Because war.... war never changes.
All my mutants are still under my command, though.
Ron the Narrator shouts at Artorias to deal damage. My mutants attack the heavy dropship. I regain 50,000 health via Godmodding.
Oh, a friendly reminder to all players: we've got a DTG wiki right here!
Ron the Narrator appears!
You officially become Pro-Godmodder! About time.
All of your current entities become PG as well. Your entities will do as you say.
18/40
18/40
7/10x11
1/5 splash potion of invisibility x9 (I'm duplicating these individually. They consume one duplicate when uses and cost a fixed 5 posts to duplicate. If I wanted to duplicate two, it would cost 10.)
Bigger Flashbigbangs 3/?
--> Splash the Titans with Regen.
I skewer a mutant with Thunderbane
Yea, they're Titanfall. Did the warpfall transmitter give it away? Also, my justification for summoning such powerful entities is that there were like 7 turns to destroy the 1/1 hp transmitter. 40/40+40/40+III Countdown
Pilot1: Godmodder, what took so dang long! What. Did I just say Godmodder?
*Laughter over radio*
Pilot2: Seriously though, what took?
Me: Warpfall transmitter malfunctioned.
*Indistinct chatter*
Me: Alright, enough chatter. Chop chop. Let's get to business. AIRBORNE ACTUAL executing RADIO CHECK.
Pilot1: Jawbone of Crimson Team signing in.
Pilot4: Delta Fower of Crimson Team signing on.
Pilot2: Newbie, we'll talk radio when we get back to base. Frost of Crimson Team signing in.
Pilot3: Short Sword of Crimson Team signing in.
*Pilots 5-12 sign in*
STATS
I provide a random buff to the 12 Titans every round through intel dumps, be it speed, weaknesses, or just plain coordinated attacks - will all attack the same entity. Titans will have a waypoint bonus and I'll guide them through the war zone. 20% harder to hit
TITAN 1 - Ogre Class Titan - 35000/35000 chassis armor 8000/8000+2000 per turn shields - Attrition loadout NOTES: -15% defense to target
CUSTOMS
3 round burst 40mm chain-gun holo sights extended mag - fires HE bolts that detonate on impact 7000 dmg.
I - Cluster warhead: Rains cluster munitions on a target 3000 dmg for 3 turns
- Electric Smoke - Deals 2500 damge for 3 turns and gives the target blindness
special - amped reactor reduces charge time of Titan tactical abilities and boosts shields. Detonates on death, dealing massive damage to the killer, of the killer's entities.
IIIII Core ability - Damage core all attacks for 3 turns have a 50% chance of ciriting of minicriting. Attacks with extended damage that outlast this affect still apply it.
TITAN 2 - Ogre Class Titan - 40000/40000 6500/6500+1500 per turn Tank loadout NOTES: +10% defense to Titans
CUSTOMS
XOTBR-16 Chaingun ACOG accelerator - Fires smaller, but faster 1.6 inch slugs at a much faster pace than the 40mm chaingun. 5500 dmg
II - Multi-Target Missile System: hits all attacking enemies for 3000 dmg
I - Vortex Shield: reflects one attack
Special - Extended Reactor Core - higher hp cap
IIIII Core Ability - Shield Core Titan is invincible with supercharged shields for 3 turns. Will take hits for allies (other titans) in this state (85% chance of hitting TITAN 2 instead of the one your aiming for.
TITAN 3 - Ogre Class Titan - 35000/35000 7000/7000+1500per turn - Tank loadout NOTES: +10% defense to Titans
CUSTOMS
Quadrocket rapidfire - powerful rockets dole out heavy damage at a good pace - 8500 dmg
II - Multi-Target Missile System: hits everything that attacks the Titans for 3000 dmg
I - Vortex Shield: reflects one attack
Special - Kinetic Pulse reflects the attack twice as strong as before
IIIII Core Ability - Shield Core Titan is invincible with supercharged shields for 3 turns and shields are inherently stronger. Will take hits for allies (other titans) in this state (85% chance of hitting TITAN 2 instead of the one your aiming for.
TITAN 4 - Atlas Class Titan - 25000/25000 6000/6000+1000per turn - Sniper loadout NOTES: In the back, must kill other Atlas and Ogre class Titans to target + 10% damage to Titan attacks
CUSTOMS
Plasma Railgun - Supports and snipes with supercharged bolts of plasma and extreme accuracy 9000 dmg
II - Slaved Warheads: launches several volleys of guided rockets 4500 dmg
I - Vortex Shield
Special - Shield battery: shields take half damage
IIIII Core Ability - Damage core all attacks for 3 turns have a 50% chance of ciriting of minicriting. Attacks with extended damage that outlast this affect still apply it
TITAN 5 - Atlas Class Titan - 25000/25000 6000/6000+1000per turn Support Loadout NOTES: Provides 15%+ to all damage done by Titans
CUSTOMS
Triple Threat oversized grenade launcher minefield mod - Deals 6000 dmg to primary target and 3000 to two others
Triple Threat - II lays a small minefield that damages enemies that attack the Titans
II - Rocket Salvo: launches a swarm of unguided rockets at an enemy 4000 dmg
I - Electric smoke
Special - shield battery
IIIII Core Ability - Damage Core
TITAN 6 - Stryder Class Titan - 19000/19000 5000/5000+1000per turn Artillery Loadout NOTES: + 20% damage to damage done by Titans.
CUSTOMS
Charge Cannon - Launches electrically charged bolts of plasma that discharge chain lightning on impact, burning everything. Deals 6000 dmg to target. Does 3000 dmg to nearby enemies (2-5) and burns them.
II - Cluster Warhead
I - Vortex Shield
Special - Fragile Speedster - 40% chance of landing a hit. Glass Cannon - lots a damage, not so much health.
IIIII Core Ability - Boost Core reduces hit chance to 10% (minimum) for 3 turns
Titans will use their abilities immediately after they are charged. The only reason they'll survive is teamwork. The Titans named will defend the bridge sight and fend off PG entities while the rest of the Titans are building the bridge with their Herculean mechas.
Ohhhhhhh. I see how this works. So you have 9 Potions of Invisibility right now. The x8 confused me, because that's the symbol you use for Duplication. You might want to change that so I won't get confused later on.
Flashbigbang Grenades AND TNT = Big Bang Bombs (Level 2: 3/3)
You got some BIG BANG BOMBS! These bombs pack a solar punch.
You kill a Centaur!
I'm sorry, but Titans are not going to have that much HP. They were a 1-post charge. And saying that I left the Warpfall Transmitter unattended for 7 turns is not a justification.
"Oh wow, Talist! Looks like you've got a Spoil of War! Those things are really rare and epic. They take some time to be "charged up" before it can be used, but the effects can be very helpful. They are dropped when somebody kills a boss."
-THE CLEANING CREW IS BACK, AND THEY STILL WANT EVERYBODY TO LEAVE-
"...Well, looks like this Cleaning Crew means serious buisness."
[ 30 / 30 ] + [ 15 / 15 ]
The Kestrel, a mighty war cruiser enters the battlefield, along with a small shipyard and loads of scout fighters!
The Kestrel [AG]
HP: 50,000 Weapons bay: 4 / 4 Shields Bay: 4 / 4 Engine Room: 2 / 2
Attacks:
Burst Laser: Fires three times, dealing light damage every shot. Can be spread out to hit multiple targets.
Artemis Missile: Deals heavy damage to one target. Can only be used if the Weapons Bay is at 2 / 4 or higher.
Vulcan Laser: Deals insane damage, but has a long cooldown time. Can only be used if the Weapons bay is at 3 / 4 or higher.
Fire Beam: Burns d3 targets. Can only be used if the Weapons bay is 4 / 4.
Passive:
Shield Bubble: Negates 1 attack a turn. Won't take effect if the shields are down to 0 / 4.
System Spread: Attacks hitting the Kestrel have a 25% chance to hit a system. Attacks aimed directly at a system deal no damage to the HP, but deal damage to the system.
Engine Dodge: Has a 10% chance to dodge attacks. Dosen't work if the system is 0 / 2.
Portable Shipyard [AG]
HP: 15,000
Abilities:
Shipyard: Produces a Federation Scout every turn.
Repair Bay: Repairs 1,000 of the Kestrel's HP every turn, with a 25% chance to fix a system.
If you need to nerf: Reduce the Shield Bay's HP to 2 / 2. Reduce the Scout's health to 1,750.
They all land in the battlefield.
The Kestrel uses the Vulcan Laser on DemonicDaVinci.
The Scouts target DemonicDaVinci's mutants.
The Kestrel, Portable Shipyard, and Federation Scouts appear! They will do as you say. The Scout nerf is fine.
Uhh, woops, didn't mean to get the suicide bot named Herobrine in a box, I was just referring to the Herobrine Mk.0.2 AI cores as such.
Howsabout we rename the suicide bot to "Suicide-Cloaker".
HFL AND AMC cells 6/6
I replace my HFL with the Antiparticle Beam Cannon {APBC} and give my old HFL to the first AG player to ask for it.
I then test my new toy by blasting it at Calamity.
I redirect the Construction Bots to the actual location of the Black Monolith, taking up a turn worth of their power cell capacity in the process.
Whatever it was named, it is dead!
You got the ANTIPARTICLE BEAM CANNON! Whatever this thing does, it's gonna be explosive. And anti-y.
Calamity is dead, you derp!
You move your Construction Bots to the Battlefield.
If you don't like the Extension just PM me on it and i stop working on it Twin.
I grapple the Engineer from behind his sentries with the fishing rod of my Chaos' Sinker! As soon as he is in slashing range i change to sword mode and hit him so hard he lands right where he was before i grappled him.
License Board Stats
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Fire License, Dark License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Good thing no matter if ya kill the Big G in the future or not, all your hard work will prove fruitless. HeH.
You mean Engie? He's not really an actual Engineer, he's a player named Engie_Ninja summoned in entity form. Although he does build sentries and dispensers. Engie killed!
Ahem, to answer ninja's question, yes it would. On the other hand, it is hypothesized that around the area of... 145, there would be an amount of stability. quantonium isn't an element though. Its a molecular structure and can't be manifested without molecular bonds.
Wait, this is DTG, physics doesn't apply here, we'll just call it element -3 and be done with it.
+X to any and all players who +1 me. (trade with talist)
3/? for my new hammer
I put the XBOX 360, rifle, and computer through the loom. The resulting items go into the public wardrobe. I also put whatever I got from putting the obsidian bucket, infinity fire sword, and obsidian tipped terror into the AG wardrobe. Any AG can use those.
31/40 x5
9/15 x12
I load nails into the microsoft mashup, fire them into the boars across the gap, then fire the returning hammer attachment to nail them down.
Also, twin, I would like to take this opportunity to point out something:
Why is Fear No Anvil listed as level 413?
The Styx cannon, which is stronger than Jane's ion cannon by several orders of magnitude, is only a measly level 9. By this same scale, the warhammer of Zillyhoo would come out in the upper twenties, and jon's pop hammer that dealt such massive amount of damage to Bec Noir would be just above level 40.
If that.
Fear No Anvil has been started to be much weaker, in fact, although it is definitely more powerful than the Styx Cannon, it wouldn't rank higher than about 15 at most. And judging from how little damage one hit to a uranium imp it deals, my guess would actually be closer to 11.
You got the UNOBTAINIUM POGO HAMMER! A Pogo Hammer forged in pure unobtainium.
XBOX 360 ~~~ Loom = XBOX Hoodie
You got the XBOX HOODIE! A black hoodie with the XBOX logo in the center.
Rifle ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got some MILITARY ARMOR! Wait a second, that was already made!
Computer ~~~ Loom = Nerd Glasses
You got some NERD GLASSES! For those times when you want to be something you already are: geeky! Or nerdy. Is there even a difference?
+5 Bridging!
Fear No Anvil is wielded by a Denizen. A. Denizen. Let that sink in for a moment.
I shoot Starry Night at an angle several times. Eventually, a bunch of stars fall down and start hovering at the end of the bridge, extending the way forward.
Calamity is just about dead! You know, maybe once I've wrapped up those two plot threads I could try to alchemite a special potion...
Well, there's no real "wrong" way to do this game.
I think about building a bridge all the way there instantly, and a perfect bridge appears all the way to the black monolith instantly. The noobs think about getting themselves some free cookies, and 95% of my bridge collapses and forms into cookies for the noobs to eat. I think about facepalming, and facepalm.
The Godmodder does not flinch! At all! He then hits you in a pressure point, sending you all the way into an Ice Spikes biome! However, this Ice Spikes biome is not filled with spikes, but filled with pillows!
2/3 Medium heal.
Welcome, DemonicDaVinci!
I heal his self summon as a welcome gift.
I help k4yne
40/40x2
-Cutscene-
The battle is raging, and Fseftr stands beside his horsemen. Suddenly, he faints and two figures begin appearing next to him. One of them finishes first, a man with orange eyes.
There, I finally got to making a body for myself. Now... I will be unique. I will be important! I will be significant!
With that, the orange-eyed man grabs onto the man that has just finished appearing. The second man's grey eyes go out, and a grey sphere of energy appears in the orange-eyed man's hands. The first man aims his sphere, and launches it directly at TwinBuiler. (One 40 post charge used)
A beginning to my significance... A beginning...
The man splashes cold water on Fseftr, and he wakes. Something is different though, his eyes have turned blue.
Who are you?
Hello, primary.
Secondary?
That's right...
Oh, you finally got around to...
Yup.
What are you going to do now?
Make a name for myself.
Have fun.
Oh, by the way, I killed Tertiary.
...
Secondary [PG]
HP: 75,000/75,000
Attack:
Diamond Sword [5,000 damage]
Abilities:
Auto Heal [+2,500 hp an update]
Diamond Armour [10% resistance to all damage]
If Twin is alive, Secondary goes after him. If Twin is dead, Secondary stays in the GoE.
DemonicDaVinci gains 2,000 HP!
OH SHIThere we go. Finally managed to take control of your body again. And my Prince of Time powers activate right...
...now.
What the hell did you do?! The entire SERVER IS FROZEN! In time. And I'll just step to the right and dodge the ball entirely.
Poof.
Wow, that worked! Time's back on. Looks like the ball destroyed Bill Cipher's Shield and dealt 22,000 damage to his Formal Wear, though.
For once, I'm actually grateful you did that.
You're welcome. I maybe be "evil," but I have the decency to look out for you when things get tough.
Scrap yard shooter || computer 2/4?
Beast mastery: 26/40
The void rift uses void web to hit every PG on the battlefield. (Well, 4 of them if more have arrived)
I didn't notice I got a spoil of war... Wonder what it does... I wave lil' cal in conquest's general direction and cover my head.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wooden planks || rope 2/??
+3 to any AG
Your entities will do as you say.
You use Lil' Cal! Its eyes glow with an unnatural light. They seem to be focusing on Conquest.
HAA. HAA. HEE. HEE. HOO. HOO.
Conquest is now Cursed! All his attacks deal 50% less damage and all attacks to him mini-crit for 4 turns!
19/40
19/40
9/10x11
2/5 splash potion of invisibility x9 (I'm duplicating these individually. They consume one duplicate when uses and cost a fixed 5 posts to duplicate. If I wanted to duplicate two, it would cost 10.)
Bigger Flashbigbangs 4/?
Thunderbane AND Tesla Coil
I call down lightning on a mutant with Thunderbane
Wut. Oh, you could help me! +3 to Muffins
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Thunderbane AND Tesla Coil = The Electrostatic Shock (Level 4: 1/6)
I unleash the Cloudflash Tower, my old 25-post charge.
A gigantic scepter looms over the battlefield, drawing attention. It begins to charge electricity in anticipation for its attacks...
Cloudflash Tower [AG] HP: 55000/55000
Actions Lightning Strike: Deals 3000 ranged damage to target. Increases by 500 each turn active. Can target a maximum of 5 targets. Starts with one and one target will be added each turn. Thunderous Blast: Deals 5000 ranged damage to two targets. Both targets are Incapacitated for 2 turns. This attack needs 2 turns to warm up, and cannot be used consecutively.
Passives Chain Lightning: Targets will remain targeted until they are defeated, when this entity finds a new target. Ground Building: This entity cannot move from its current field at all. Electric Power: When hit by electricity, its next attack will mini-crit, and have a 1/3 chance to fully crit.
Tweak as you see fit.
Cloudflash Tower appears! It looks fairly balanced to me, but its base attack will cap at 6,000.
20/40
20/40
1/10x12
3/5 splash potion of invisibility x8 (SEPARATELY TWIN. SEPARATELY) To demonstrate, I apply a potion of invisibility to Hank. Hank is now invisible and entities targeting him receive a negative infinity accuracy debuff for some undetermined time.
Bigger Flashbigbangs 5/?
Thunderbane AND Tesla Coil 2/?
I zap the Cloudflash Tower with a bolt of lightning projected from Thunderbane.
The +3 it applied to your 20 post charge, so it should be 7/20 instead. If we mutually help each other for all our 3 posts, our projects would be completed even faster.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
The Cloudflash Tower's next attack will mini-crit!
Scrap yard shooter || computer 3/4?
Beast mastery: 30/40 after a +3 trade with aegis.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wooden planks || rope 3/?? In case it needs more time.
Ment that.
Flame-morpher, 8-20
Here you go, plus three help for two most important projects. An extra plus one for any that include fire.
((Did not realise I had a limit. Sorry.)))
POST III; I +3 The_Idea_Modpack I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher continues on the bridge. Mr.Penguin dances cutely. 10/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (2/20) The air darkens as the infusment takes place... INVENTORY: Air. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
8/40x2 Monster DNA Fusion Extension Phase 1
Bow A.I. AND Mannercite Shard = ??? (2/3)
I help fseftr +3.
I play a round of tennis with the Godmodder. I may not win because of his awesomeness and skill at everything, but when the ball is a random AG entity and the rackets are stone epitaphs, this should not be an issue.
License Board Stats
12 License Points
Fire License, Dark License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
The Dal-eks have ar-ived EX_TER_MIN_ATE! EX_TER_MIN_ATE! 20/20
Whew! Now i can stop subdividing every word.
So, i summon five Hostile Daleks, who start shooting anything that lives (except themselves)
/expository game-mechanic-y nullpost: They are bulletproof because of some kinda' forcefield, unless you use a strong energy weapon, or pour a lotta' bullets into the eyestalk. They eyestalk can be covered, but it'll just burn/melt/disintegrate the jelly/paint/tar/marble right off. They fire energy weapons that kill every known organic creature (including themselves) and can be used to damage structures and vehicles and whatnot. If you don't kill one fast enough, itl self destruct in a Mutually-assured-destruction-y type way. If the daleks realise they are going to lose (you may have to convince them w/ force) they'll just pack up and leave. Defeated.
Killing a dalek before it explodes will add Dalekanium plates to the alchemiter stockpile, which has the same bullet-proof, force-fieldy, M.A.D., and emergency teleport qualities as daleks.
/end nullpost
Once again, the Daleks begin attacking everything. Every entity within sight.
Project:Sarajevo [1/40]
Project:Implacable [1/40]
I alloy Adamantium and Mithril in the Furnace (does this require charges?)
The Daleks appear! They will have 8,000 HP each.
Adamantium ~ Iron Furnace = Unobtainium (This was already made!)
Mithril ~ Iron Furnace = Mithril Ingot
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I heal the Pocket Dimension, giving it 10,000 HP! I also realize that the Zero Gauntlet is fully charged! I will utilize that later.
Project Nexus hits a Fruit Cart! "MY LEMONS!" The Auditor gains 5,000 HP. The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. The TPP Hivemind deals 6,000 damage to the Void Rift and Ron the Narrator! The Daleks EXTERMINATE Cloudflash Tower, dealing 4,000 damage to it!
Fegelein and Thresh deal 4,000 damage to an Alpha Deathclaw!
The Tripod, on its last legs, deals 4,000 damage to the Easter Fox! The Void Rift deals 1,000 damage to the Easter Fox, Hussiebot, Biscuits, an Alpha Deathclaw, and a Centaur! Bill Cipher and Artorias deal 6,000 damage to the Alpha Ghast's Head! Hank kills 10 Grunts to gain an additional 1,000 attack power! The Kestrel and Federation Scouts deal 3,800 damage to a Cazador! Cloudflash Tower begins to charge up...
Biscuits deals 13,000 damage to the Void Rift! The Easter Fox, Alpha Ghast, and Hussiebot deal 15,000 damage to the Auditor, who deals 5,000 damage to Hussiebot in retaliation. DemonicDaVinci hits a Fruit Cart! "MY KIWIS!" He gains 4,000 HP. DemonicDaVinci's Mutants deal 23,000 damage to Fegelein and poison him! Ron the Narrator deals 2,000 damage to Artorias! Secondary destroys Bill Cipher's Formal Wear! The Godmodder calms down from his psychopathic state now that Calamity is killed, and suffers a nasty hangover! He takes 1 damage and can't attack this turn.
The Constructs and Wyvern Riders deal 7,000 damage to War! The Heavy Dropsip, Warwalkers, and Titans deal an additional 2,500 damage. The Four Horsemen kill all the Warwalkers!
THE OPERATOR lowers the PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY by 40%!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 1/5 HP. Bridge: ++++++++++++++++++++ 61%.
Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
I red barrel the tripod.
4/4 slightly larger than medium heal on conquest
+3 to k4yne.
Twin... I will eliminate you. What else could make me more significant?
I feel like killing Twin would have unfortunate side effects...
That is what Doc Scratch said must happen, and he is on our side, no?
Good point. Though I wouldn't trust Doc Scratch.
Okay three things: any clothing I make from my AG-public alchemies is available for any AGs to wear while they are AG, and any clothing I make from base stockpile items is automatically put in the wardrobe.
I also notice Hank didn't even attack last round (one before this), nor did you count Hank's four rounds of rejuvenation. Mind him dealing double damage this round to make up for that? Thanks.
Finally, I know that fear no anvil was wielded by a denizen, but that doesn't make it the most powerful item available. Yaldaboath is the most powerful of the denizens and he doesn't have any weapons. Its just sort of a weapon, and it has been stated multiple times to not be the most powerful item. Heck, the only time we see John use it is against the uranium imp in that one flash game and it does barely any damage. The only thing it can actually do is the small time stop.
Even with the first guardian upgrade, imps are ridiculously weak compared to everything else, I agree that Fear No Anvil is not alchemizable right now, not even if we raise it to 10, but once it hits 15 I'm pretty sure we would be able to make it.
That is of course assuming the alchemiter's max level isn't below that.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
I make the pogo hammer available to all AGs
I put the pogo hammer and the unobtainium pogo hammer through the loom, the first is available to all AGs, the second is available only to me (until my next hammer alchemy is finished)
I combine the unobtainium pogo hammer and Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text. 1/?
If you remember, the pogo hammer plus colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text made that awesome warhammer. Now its made of unobtainium.
I couldn't read it. Its actually pretty dumb when you pay attention to what it says, the guy is a bit of a crackpot, but that's actually why its funny.
32/40 x5
10/15 x12
I think its funny that no one is getting worried about this massive stockpile of charges I have amassed.
Oh, twin, you know that post reservoir I told you about? I've been channeling to it and keep careful track, I'll update how big it is whenever I remember to, its not intended to be a secret charge, I just keep forgetting to put the +??? It is currently at 118. No, I won't be using it for a while, and yes, this is legitimate. I've been charging it, I gave the whole spiel about how I was using my charges for it.
Screw it, this whole bridging thing is taking too long. I splash Conquest with the Potion of Crippling Aegis lent me, just to make his life even worse, then move on to my attack.
BOOIIIOIOIOIIOIOIINGGG!!!
That is the sound of a throwing unobtainum pogo hammer hitting a leprechaun in the forhead.
BLAM!
And that is the sound of someone shooting him with Danger: High Voltage so the attack deals more damage.
"Hold on, let me test out my Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal..."
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
"What was that. Who said that?"
WALUIGI HATES THIS.
"Oh god no. Not this."
WALUIGI TAKE OVER YOUR PITY LITTLE SERVER.
"OH GOD HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER. SOMEONE KILL HIM NOW."
Waluigi [H]: 600,000/600,000
"Okay, i really have to question how turning on the Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal somehow did this. Did i put in the wrong Commodore 64 processor?"
On the titans - I understand. I meant for them to be a two stage summon, but I guess it's fine. They are as is and let them kill stuff with teamwork.
27/40
27/40
1/10x12 - PAUSED
4/5 splash potion of invisibility *8
1/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs
2/5 Electrostatic Shock
1/? POTION ON STEROIDS AND Weights
I load a chain of Big Bang Bombs into Carnage In A Cylinder because it sounds more intimidating than my other Lv.5 alchemies. 1/3
I capitalize on this moment and give myself the POTION ON STEROIDS, making my next attack crit. I proceed to perform a flying overhead club with Fried Eggs on Conquest. The subsequent downwards force created by the nuclear boom still deals fall damage, dispite being on the ground.
I use the Black Prism to shower AG entities on the main battlefield wih health or raise their hp caps.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
twin! Hank hasn't attacked for two flipping turns in a row! I spent forty posts on him ON THE FLIPPING ALTAR OF POWER!!!! What's the deal?!?
+X to any and all players who +1 me
2/? for my new hammer
I put the backpack, iron ingot, furnace, and crafting table through the loom, then put the results in the public wardrobe.
34/40 x5
12/15 x12
+1 to ???
I feel bored, so I do another mega-combo with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and the Void of Heat on Biscuits. While wearing an anime cape.
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!! You look really stupid while doing that face you know that right?
Its a text-based game, no one can see me. Twin's going to be making animations, remember.
Crap.
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Twin, give the Kestrel a charge bar for the Vulcan. Also, it should deal a little more damage than that...
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I completed my charges! Yaaayyy!
...
If you want to save this world, follow my lead...
...What?
[ 1 / 30 ]
I cast Barrier on the Tripod, creating a weak barrier!
Barrier [AG]
HP: 2
Passives:
Resistant: Takes 1 damage from attacks.
Defender: Defending the Tripod...
The Kestrel uses the Fire Beam on some PG's!
The Federation Scouts target DemonicDaVinci!
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Silicon shooter || gunpowder || blaze rod 1/??
Beast mastery: 31/40
While conquest is weakened, I attack it with a slam of The Fatal Flaw followed up by a wide swing.
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Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
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Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wheat 1/2? (this makes a healing potion in Skyrim and I'm sure the same things apply here)
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POST III;
I +3 piono. I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher continues on the bridge. Mr.Penguin still dances cutely. 11/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (3/20) Lightning crackles over the infuser.
I heal Bill Cipher's Absorbant Shield.
I put a random cow into the loom to make a Top Hat and a Beef Cloak.
I use the Top Hat to restore some of Bill Cipher's Formal Wear, as a top hat is formal. INVENTORY: Beef Cloak. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
"I'm dead. Purple, you're up."
Binds can be broken by specific conditions.
The bind holding me back was Engie being alive.
Thank you for breaking it.
I shall make sure to ruin your life.
"Insane thingy, you nearly done?"
"Little glitchy. Not sure why, but I'll see if I can soon."
"I kept count. You should be unbound by now."
"Maybe. But I'll make sure by waiting a while longer."
"Warum habe ich überhaupt die Zusammenarbeit mit Ihnen sehr viel Mühe..."
"Magic. Also the sentry and dispenser are down so you might want to use your abilities more and focus AP."
By the way.
My attacks have 50% lifesteal.
And AoE.
"Ravenous Hydra, Nasus passive, maxed Bloodthirster?"
Yes.
I find being on the Godmodder's side slightly fulfilling.
HELIOS Recharge: 20/20
The mighty HELIOS One, once again at full power, unleashes its terror on the Tripod. Its solar heat burns through the mundane armor. The mutants, frenzied by their master's presence, also attack the Tripod.
Yeah, go ahead and do whatever you want at the Garden. Just don't spill my orange juice.
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POST III; I continue work on the bridge. Bill Cipher uses Eye Laser on Secondary. Mr.Penguin still dances cutely. 16/40 Bill Cipher Cane. Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (4/20) The void fluctuates... I wear the Beef Cloak.
+5 Beefiness!
-5 Vegetarian! +3 Morale! +42 Uselessness! These stats are useless! INVENTORY:Beef Cloak. Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN. If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
Beast mastery: 30/40 after a +3 trade with aegis.
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(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
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Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wooden planks || rope 3/?? In case it needs more time.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Flame-morpher, 8-20
Here you go, plus three help for two most important projects. An extra plus one for any that include fire.
((Did not realise I had a limit. Sorry.)))
WHY
Enigmatic Geology: 27/40
Cosmic Slime: 7/40
I batter Conquest with a caseless iPad. I then take the pieces and throw them at it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I +3 The_Idea_Modpack
I continue work on the bridge.
Bill Cipher continues on the bridge.
Mr.Penguin dances cutely.
10/40 Bill Cipher Cane.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (2/20)
The air darkens as the infusment takes place...
INVENTORY:
Air.
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
Bow A.I. AND Mannercite Shard = ??? (2/3)
I help fseftr +3.
I play a round of tennis with the Godmodder. I may not win because of his awesomeness and skill at everything, but when the ball is a random AG entity and the rackets are stone epitaphs, this should not be an issue.
12 License Points
Fire License, Dark License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Whew! Now i can stop subdividing every word.
So, i summon five Hostile Daleks, who start shooting anything that lives (except themselves)
/expository game-mechanic-y nullpost: They are bulletproof because of some kinda' forcefield, unless you use a strong energy weapon, or pour a lotta' bullets into the eyestalk. They eyestalk can be covered, but it'll just burn/melt/disintegrate the jelly/paint/tar/marble right off. They fire energy weapons that kill every known organic creature (including themselves) and can be used to damage structures and vehicles and whatnot. If you don't kill one fast enough, itl self destruct in a Mutually-assured-destruction-y type way. If the daleks realise they are going to lose (you may have to convince them w/ force) they'll just pack up and leave. Defeated.
Killing a dalek before it explodes will add Dalekanium plates to the alchemiter stockpile, which has the same bullet-proof, force-fieldy, M.A.D., and emergency teleport qualities as daleks.
/end nullpost
Once again, the Daleks begin attacking everything. Every entity within sight.
Project:Sarajevo [1/40]
Project:Implacable [1/40]
I alloy Adamantium and Mithril in the Furnace (does this require charges?)
:C Ok then.
Pogo Hammer AND Unobtainium = Unobtainium Pogo Hammer (Level 2: 1/3)
Infinity Fire Bow ~~~ Loom = Eye of the Inferno
You got the EYE OF THE INFERNO! A light gray jacket with a fiery vortex swilring around it. In the center is the symbol for infinity.
Obsidian-Tipped Terror ~~~ Loom = The Abyss Stares Back
You got THE ABYSS STARES BACK! A bleached white jacket with a circular obsidian pattern on the front. A giant portal is in the center.
+6 Bridging!
The Godmodder walks away from you as the Curse of Repetitivenessâ„¢ prevents you from re-doing the attack!
You deal 7,500 damage to the Tripod's Inner Plating!
+4 Bridging!
But what would that accomplish?
You put out your alchemies for anyone to use! But will they use them? Only time will tell.
You deal 5,000 damage to DemonicDaVinci!
The Scrap Yard Shooter OR Computer = The Silicon Shooter (Level 3: 1/4)
You deal 7,500 damage to Conquest!
Actually, you can make into the Potion of Rejuvenation!
Awkward Potion OOO Wood Planks = ???
You can't brew that. Blocks cannot be potion ingredients!
Ron the Narrator appears!
You officially become Pro-Godmodder! About time.
All of your current entities become PG as well. Your entities will do as you say.
Ohhhhhhh. I see how this works. So you have 9 Potions of Invisibility right now. The x8 confused me, because that's the symbol you use for Duplication. You might want to change that so I won't get confused later on.
Flashbigbang Grenades AND TNT = Big Bang Bombs (Level 2: 3/3)
You got some BIG BANG BOMBS! These bombs pack a solar punch.
You kill a Centaur!
I'm sorry, but Titans are not going to have that much HP. They were a 1-post charge. And saying that I left the Warpfall Transmitter unattended for 7 turns is not a justification.
The Kestrel, Portable Shipyard, and Federation Scouts appear! They will do as you say. The Scout nerf is fine.
Your entities will do as you say.
Whatever it was named, it is dead!
You got the ANTIPARTICLE BEAM CANNON! Whatever this thing does, it's gonna be explosive. And anti-y.
Calamity is dead, you derp!
You move your Construction Bots to the Battlefield.
wat
://D
Toxic Darts AND Ellorium Ingot = Toxic Ellorium Darts (Level 3: 1/4)
You mean Engie? He's not really an actual Engineer, he's a player named Engie_Ninja summoned in entity form. Although he does build sentries and dispensers. Engie killed!
You got the UNOBTAINIUM POGO HAMMER! A Pogo Hammer forged in pure unobtainium.
XBOX 360 ~~~ Loom = XBOX Hoodie
You got the XBOX HOODIE! A black hoodie with the XBOX logo in the center.
Rifle ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got some MILITARY ARMOR! Wait a second, that was already made!
Computer ~~~ Loom = Nerd Glasses
You got some NERD GLASSES! For those times when you want to be something you already are: geeky! Or nerdy. Is there even a difference?
+5 Bridging!
Fear No Anvil is wielded by a Denizen. A. Denizen. Let that sink in for a moment.
Not unless DemonicDaVinci gives it the go-ahead. You deal 3,000 damage to Artorias and Thresh!
Welcome! Please read the OP; it clears a lot of things up.
What faction are you aligned with?
+4 Bridging!
top lel
+5 Bridging!
Bow A.I. AND Mannercite Shard = Polite Bow A.I. (Level 2: 1/3)
You deal 4,000 damage to the Auditor!
The Godmodder does not flinch! At all! He then hits you in a pressure point, sending you all the way into an Ice Spikes biome! However, this Ice Spikes biome is not filled with spikes, but filled with pillows!
That turn into spikes when someone lands on them.
Results are predictable, as always.
DemonicDaVinci gains 2,000 HP!
OH SHIThere we go. Finally managed to take control of your body again. And my Prince of Time powers activate right...
...now.
What the hell did you do?! The entire SERVER IS FROZEN! In time. And I'll just step to the right and dodge the ball entirely.
Poof.
Wow, that worked! Time's back on. Looks like the ball destroyed Bill Cipher's Shield and dealt 22,000 damage to his Formal Wear, though.
For once, I'm actually grateful you did that.
You're welcome. I maybe be "evil," but I have the decency to look out for you when things get tough.
After all, I wouldn't want to die, now, would I?
Secondary appears!
Your entities will do as you say.
You use Lil' Cal! Its eyes glow with an unnatural light. They seem to be focusing on Conquest.
HAA. HAA. HEE. HEE. HOO. HOO.
Conquest is now Cursed! All his attacks deal 50% less damage and all attacks to him mini-crit for 4 turns!
Thunderbane AND Tesla Coil = The Electrostatic Shock (Level 4: 1/6)
You deal 5,000 damage to a Nightkin!
Cloudflash Tower appears! It looks fairly balanced to me, but its base attack will cap at 6,000.
3/20
The Cloudflash Tower's next attack will mini-crit!
Hank is now Invisible for 2 turns!
Conquest gains 4,000 HP.
You throw three pods onto the Tripod.
3/20
You deal a mini-critted 4,500 damage!
+4 Bridging!
You deal 4,000 damage to Artorias!
The Daleks appear! They will have 8,000 HP each.
Adamantium ~ Iron Furnace = Unobtainium (This was already made!)
Mithril ~ Iron Furnace = Mithril Ingot
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I heal the Pocket Dimension, giving it 10,000 HP! I also realize that the Zero Gauntlet is fully charged! I will utilize that later.
Project Nexus hits a Fruit Cart! "MY LEMONS!" The Auditor gains 5,000 HP. The Easter Bunny deals 2,000 damage to me. The TPP Hivemind deals 6,000 damage to the Void Rift and Ron the Narrator! The Daleks EXTERMINATE Cloudflash Tower, dealing 4,000 damage to it!
Fegelein and Thresh deal 4,000 damage to an Alpha Deathclaw!
The Tripod, on its last legs, deals 4,000 damage to the Easter Fox! The Void Rift deals 1,000 damage to the Easter Fox, Hussiebot, Biscuits, an Alpha Deathclaw, and a Centaur! Bill Cipher and Artorias deal 6,000 damage to the Alpha Ghast's Head! Hank kills 10 Grunts to gain an additional 1,000 attack power! The Kestrel and Federation Scouts deal 3,800 damage to a Cazador! Cloudflash Tower begins to charge up...
Biscuits deals 13,000 damage to the Void Rift! The Easter Fox, Alpha Ghast, and Hussiebot deal 15,000 damage to the Auditor, who deals 5,000 damage to Hussiebot in retaliation. DemonicDaVinci hits a Fruit Cart! "MY KIWIS!" He gains 4,000 HP. DemonicDaVinci's Mutants deal 23,000 damage to Fegelein and poison him! Ron the Narrator deals 2,000 damage to Artorias! Secondary destroys Bill Cipher's Formal Wear! The Godmodder calms down from his psychopathic state now that Calamity is killed, and suffers a nasty hangover! He takes 1 damage and can't attack this turn.
The Constructs and Wyvern Riders deal 7,000 damage to War! The Heavy Dropsip, Warwalkers, and Titans deal an additional 2,500 damage. The Four Horsemen kill all the Warwalkers!
THE OPERATOR lowers the PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY by 40%!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 1/5 HP. Bridge: ++++++++++++++++++++ 61%.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 42,800/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x15.)
Penguin: [???] HP: 1/1.
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 62,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x14.) Burn: II 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x20.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x20.) ATP Soldiers: 5,000/5,000. (x20.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x15.) Mk. II G0L3Ms: 10,000/10,000. (x15.) PROJECTNEXUS INTEGRITY: 60%.
The Easter Bunny: [H] HP: 60,500/150,000. Bane of TwinBuilder: IIIIIII BUNNYEVENT INTEGRITY: 50%.
Daleks: [H] HP: 8,000/8,000. (x5.)
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 10/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 48,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 32,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10. Poison: II
Engie: [N] HP: 0/100,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 93,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
TPP Hivemind: [N] HP: 44,946/74,413. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: III Sliggoo: 5,000/5,000 HP. Bellossom: 5,000/5,000 HP. Crawdaunt: 7,000/7,000. TWITCHPOKEMON INTEGRITY: 75%
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 0/0. Thick Plating: 0/0. Inner Plating: 7,500/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 0%
Void Rift: [AG] HP: 51,000/90,000. Size: 70. Energy: 20.
Bill Cipher: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Formal Wear: 0/25,000. Absorbent Shield: 0/25,000.
Artorias, the Abyss Walker: [AG] HP: 31,000/45,000.
Hank P. Wimbleton: [AG] HP: 65,000/95,000. Invisible: II
Arachna the Spider Queen: [AG] HP: 80,000/80,000. In Spider Web. Spider Web Capacity: 1/7.
Pocket Dimension: [AG] HP: 24,000/60,000. Entities Stored: Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 54,900/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 23%
The Kestrel: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Weapons Bay: 4/4 HP. Shields Bay: 4/4 HP. Engine Room: 2/2 HP.
Portable Shipyard: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Federation Scouts: 1,750/1,750 HP. (x8.)
Cloudflash Tower: [AG] HP: 51,000/55,000.
Biscuits: [PG] HP: 117,000/130,000. Oven Overheal: III
Easter Fox: [PG] HP: 80,000/95,000.
Alpha Ghast: [PG] Head: 14,000/20,000. Roland II: 20,000/20,000. Boomwalkers: 5,000/5,000. (x4.)
Hussiebot: [PG] HP: 48,000/60,000.
Mutated DemonicDaVinci: [PG] HP: 9,955/85,000. Can create up to two mutants every turn.
Alpha Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 9,100/15,000.
Cazador: [PG] HP: 3,025/8,000. (x3.)
Fire Gecko: [PG] HP: 9,325/10,500. (x3.)
Nightkin: [PG] HP: 9,825/17,500. (x2.)
Deathclaw: [PG] HP: 7,550/10,000. (x4.)
Centaurs: [PG] HP: 5,000/6,000. (x3.)
Ron the Narrator: [PG] HP: 40,000/46,000.
Secondary: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 46/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: XKCD
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 39%
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Garden of Eden:
Constructs: [AG] HP: 5,950/9,000. (x18.)
Wyvern Rider: [AG] HP: 2,100/3,000. (x8.)
Heavy Dropship: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000.
Titans: [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500. (x12.) Regen: III
Conquest: [PG] HP: 28,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 200. Curse: IIII
War: [PG] HP: 49,000/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 200.
Famine: [PG] HP: 60,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 200.
Death: [PG] HP: 53,500/75,000. Gains 2,500 HP every turn. Impending Doom: 200.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Nimbleguy: [AG] Status: Active
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
K4yne: [PG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
Blackhole Bomb: 6/40
Vulture Droid fighter x45: 34/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 34/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 34/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
4/4 slightly larger than medium heal on conquest
+3 to k4yne.
Twin... I will eliminate you. What else could make me more significant?
I feel like killing Twin would have unfortunate side effects...
That is what Doc Scratch said must happen, and he is on our side, no?
Good point. Though I wouldn't trust Doc Scratch.
I also notice Hank didn't even attack last round (one before this), nor did you count Hank's four rounds of rejuvenation. Mind him dealing double damage this round to make up for that? Thanks.
Finally, I know that fear no anvil was wielded by a denizen, but that doesn't make it the most powerful item available. Yaldaboath is the most powerful of the denizens and he doesn't have any weapons. Its just sort of a weapon, and it has been stated multiple times to not be the most powerful item. Heck, the only time we see John use it is against the uranium imp in that one flash game and it does barely any damage. The only thing it can actually do is the small time stop.
Even with the first guardian upgrade, imps are ridiculously weak compared to everything else, I agree that Fear No Anvil is not alchemizable right now, not even if we raise it to 10, but once it hits 15 I'm pretty sure we would be able to make it.
That is of course assuming the alchemiter's max level isn't below that.
+X to any and all players who +1 me.
I make the pogo hammer available to all AGs
I put the pogo hammer and the unobtainium pogo hammer through the loom, the first is available to all AGs, the second is available only to me (until my next hammer alchemy is finished)
I combine the unobtainium pogo hammer and Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text. 1/?
If you remember, the pogo hammer plus colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text made that awesome warhammer. Now its made of unobtainium.
I couldn't read it.
Its actually pretty dumb when you pay attention to what it says, the guy is a bit of a crackpot, but that's actually why its funny.
32/40 x5
10/15 x12
I think its funny that no one is getting worried about this massive stockpile of charges I have amassed.
Oh, twin, you know that post reservoir I told you about? I've been channeling to it and keep careful track, I'll update how big it is whenever I remember to, its not intended to be a secret charge, I just keep forgetting to put the +??? It is currently at 118. No, I won't be using it for a while, and yes, this is legitimate. I've been charging it, I gave the whole spiel about how I was using my charges for it.
Screw it, this whole bridging thing is taking too long. I splash Conquest with the Potion of Crippling Aegis lent me, just to make his life even worse, then move on to my attack.
BOOIIIOIOIOIIOIOIINGGG!!!
That is the sound of a throwing unobtainum pogo hammer hitting a leprechaun in the forhead.
BLAM!
And that is the sound of someone shooting him with Danger: High Voltage so the attack deals more damage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
10/40
"Hold on, let me test out my Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal..."
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
"What was that. Who said that?"
WALUIGI HATES THIS.
"Oh god no. Not this."
WALUIGI TAKE OVER YOUR PITY LITTLE SERVER.
"OH GOD HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER. SOMEONE KILL HIM NOW."
Waluigi [H]: 600,000/600,000
"Okay, i really have to question how turning on the Snarky Computer-Operated Update Terminal somehow did this. Did i put in the wrong Commodore 64 processor?"
27/40
27/40
1/10x12 - PAUSED
4/5 splash potion of invisibility *8
1/? Green Supergiant AND Big Bang Bombs
2/5 Electrostatic Shock
1/? POTION ON STEROIDS AND Weights
I load a chain of Big Bang Bombs into Carnage In A Cylinder because it sounds more intimidating than my other Lv.5 alchemies. 1/3
I capitalize on this moment and give myself the POTION ON STEROIDS, making my next attack crit. I proceed to perform a flying overhead club with Fried Eggs on Conquest. The subsequent downwards force created by the nuclear boom still deals fall damage, dispite being on the ground.
I use the Black Prism to shower AG entities on the main battlefield wih health or raise their hp caps.
Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
X is whatever you give me.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
+X to any and all players who +1 me
2/? for my new hammer
I put the backpack, iron ingot, furnace, and crafting table through the loom, then put the results in the public wardrobe.
34/40 x5
12/15 x12
+1 to ???
I feel bored, so I do another mega-combo with Broken Uranium's Umbridge and the Void of Heat on Biscuits. While wearing an anime cape.
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!
You look really stupid while doing that face you know that right?
Its a text-based game, no one can see me.
Twin's going to be making animations, remember.
Crap.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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I completed my charges! Yaaayyy!
...
If you want to save this world, follow my lead...
...What?
[ 1 / 30 ]
I cast Barrier on the Tripod, creating a weak barrier!
Barrier [AG]
HP: 2
Passives:
Resistant: Takes 1 damage from attacks.
Defender: Defending the Tripod...
The Kestrel uses the Fire Beam on some PG's!
The Federation Scouts target DemonicDaVinci!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Beast mastery: 31/40
While conquest is weakened, I attack it with a slam of The Fatal Flaw followed up by a wide swing.
=-=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=-=
Stock: / \ / \
(6$) (3$)
Splash Potion of Burning Potion of Coffee
Wealth: 0
Ransom: off
Current brewing: Awkward potion OOO wheat 1/2? (this makes a healing potion in Skyrim and I'm sure the same things apply here)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I +3 piono.
I continue work on the bridge.
Bill Cipher continues on the bridge.
Mr.Penguin still dances cutely.
11/40 Bill Cipher Cane.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (3/20)
Lightning crackles over the infuser.
I heal Bill Cipher's Absorbant Shield.
I put a random cow into the loom to make a Top Hat and a Beef Cloak.
I use the Top Hat to restore some of Bill Cipher's Formal Wear, as a top hat is formal.
INVENTORY:
Beef Cloak.
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.
Binds can be broken by specific conditions.
The bind holding me back was Engie being alive.
Thank you for breaking it.
I shall make sure to ruin your life.
"Insane thingy, you nearly done?"
"Little glitchy. Not sure why, but I'll see if I can soon."
"I kept count. You should be unbound by now."
"Maybe. But I'll make sure by waiting a while longer."
"Warum habe ich überhaupt die Zusammenarbeit mit Ihnen sehr viel Mühe..."
"Magic. Also the sentry and dispenser are down so you might want to use your abilities more and focus AP."
By the way.
My attacks have 50% lifesteal.
And AoE.
"Ravenous Hydra, Nasus passive, maxed Bloodthirster?"
Yes.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
HELIOS Recharge: 20/20
The mighty HELIOS One, once again at full power, unleashes its terror on the Tripod. Its solar heat burns through the mundane armor. The mutants, frenzied by their master's presence, also attack the Tripod.
Yeah, go ahead and do whatever you want at the Garden. Just don't spill my orange juice.
I continue work on the bridge.
Bill Cipher uses Eye Laser on Secondary.
Mr.Penguin still dances cutely.
16/40 Bill Cipher Cane.
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: (4/20)
The void fluctuates...
I wear the Beef Cloak.
+5 Beefiness!
-5 Vegetarian!
+3 Morale!
+42 Uselessness!
These stats are useless!
INVENTORY:Beef Cloak.
Current Entities Summoned: BILL CIPHER, PET PENGUIN.
If you boost me, I will boost you that same amount.