I suddenly make it so a random PG is controlled by TwitchPlaysPokemon, making their attack COMPLETELY RANDOM! Edit: PAGECLAIM! This deals an additional 1,000 damage to that PG entity! Of course, that PG entity will never be the Godmodder.
My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
I take the turn to unleash the Multi-Purpose Jet-Medics!
"Yes! The portal to the TF2niverse is working fine! Of course, I had to pay Gray Mann plenty for this elite team of healers. This better be worth it."
Most stare in awe as a team of seven jet-powered robo-medics take to the skies; On one hand, they are quipped with a hand with a Quick-Fix's base, which has a larger overheal (37.5%, MORE THAN 25%), but at the cost of no Ubercharge. On the other hand is a modified mini gun that is in fact an entire toolbar of metalworking appliances. They come in a pneumatic hammer, a blowtorch, a metal-extruding spray, a screwdriver, a networker, and a weapon. Said weapon is a harpoon launcher that launches far and can reload quickly due to the hand attached to the Quick-Fix on its left hand. We've also added as much armor as possible to make these things a bit resistant to damage.
Long story short: These things can heal anything.
All-Purpose Jet Medics [AG] HP: 15000/15000 (x7)
Actions Quick-Fix Heal: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Can over heal to 40% of the target's health. (e.g. If a target has 10000 health, because of overheal, it will overheal to 14000 health.) Heals organic targets only. Can be used in conjunction with other actions. Patch-Up: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Cannot overheal. Heals mechanical targets only.
Harpoon Launch: Deals 5000 damage to the targeted enemy entity. 50% chance to inflict Bleeding damage over time for 3 turns. Cannot be used when healing a mechanical target.
Passives Healing Priorities: Targets allied entities at the most critical health. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The lower the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The AG entity with the lowest quotient gets healed by the APJMs. Targeting System: When on the offensive, this entity targets the healthiest enemy entities. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The higher the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The PG entity with the highest quotient gets attacked by the APJMs.
While this is happening, I order the Kage Kami to move to the area the Tripod resides in. It's under a lot of fire, and I can't afford to lose it.
About my attack charge: Me and TwinBuilder have chatted on Steam, and we concluded that my special attack will take place in Intermission 2. What my special attack will be is unknown... *cough*signature*cough*
So, I descend into the main BattleField in a retro-rocket.
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I trade +3 with Piono. Pocket dimension 15/15! The first thing I've done to help the AG so far!
I think it was 150,000 hp, gives 6,000 per turn to entities inside it. But cannot attack. Any AGs can hide their entities in it if they are hurt.
Void rift 18/40
The protector's void 3/4
I'll go ahead and post some more void rift attacks now.
Void storm
Suddenly, there's chaos as a tornado of nothingness tears a chasm into the battlefield and reality itself.
Costs 50 void energy. Deals 8,000 damage to an enemy as well as 2,000 damage to up to 3 of the enemy's allies. Deals x1.5 damage to "swarm" enemies. (Enemies that have x(number in group))
Invoke the absolute dark
There is silence across the battlefield. Then, a small pitch black hole appears. It quickly grows and rages across the battlefield. It is a gate strait to the void, the place where nothing exists, has existed, or ever will exist.
Costs 100 void energy. Deals 6,000 damage to 3 enemies and gets them caught in the void. An enemy caught in the void takes 1,000 damage at the end of each turn. In addition, if any enemy helps or assists an enemy caught in the void, the helping enemy takes 1,500 damage from void contact. This effect lasts 3 turns.
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POST III; 17/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 10/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 4/10 I find some powder, it looks like it is storing energy from the void, but not powerful enough to do anything on its own. It would need to be upgraded. (2/2 for finding stuff) INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Void powder.
The AoP should have timed out and rotated to our side by now. 1/40 Hank
I put pure distilled badass through the loom
I snipe a non AG/H entity with Mana's Secret Weapon
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
I use the newly created Nether Rod to catch the Ghast once and for all. I tame it as my trusty sidekick and steed, which shall be forth known as the entity:
Roland the 1st
HP: 12,000 / 12,000
Except it's HP through taming and training, there are no specialties. Yet.
We return to the Netherrealm and find that the new position is not infested with these beastly insectoids yet and start with the hoarding of other Ghasts in close vicinity to create an organic combination of 30 Ghasts into a sort of organic mecha: The Ghundam! / The Ghastformer! (working title)
1/30 Ghundam aka. Ghastformer
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I walk up to Fly Army 5, and point out that The operator has 0 HP. Therefore, the operator does not exist. The operator overhears this and gets angry! He appears about to zap me. But then, I tell him that I wouldn't have said those things about him if it weren't for FLy Army 5's existence! Therefore, its their fault! He agrees with me, and then the fly army receives a tandem zapping-nuking-Starry Night bombardment.
Also, how much HP do these flies have? The hive doesn't seem to be taking much damage from my attacks...it will probably take more once this last army is gone!
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POST III; 18/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 11/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 4/10 I mine for ferrous and copper. (1/4) I gather Mycelium. INVENTORY: Godmodder Taglock, Tubas, Mycelium, Void powder.
Before anything happens, I red barrel a random AG in the Garden of Eden.
I also help out k4yne's charge to 2/30
Also, I thought piono moved Project Nexus?
Anyways...
40/40 x4
The Apocalypse has begun!
"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."
Conquest
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Bow of the Conqueror [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."
War
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Blade of War [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."
Famine
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scales of Hunger [Weaken target by 25% for 3 updates]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."
Death
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scythe of Death [2,500 damage|Withering effect]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
Ride for the Godmodder! Destroy the Garden of Eden!
(The source of those quotes is Revelation Chapter 6, Verses 1 through 8, from The Official King James Bible Online)
Twin! Actually, don't add them yet. I'll repost this post after the countdown finishes. I just didn't want to delete it and have to format it all again.
During my break, i dance to the tune of PSY's Gangnam Style to keep the spirits up. However, the subpar song coupled with my dreadful dance moves wrap themselves around reality, slashing their way through dimensional rifts, culminating in a lightning bolt hitting a random [AG] unit in the Garden of Eden.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
It is very likely I will not be able to post today. There's a chance, but a slim one. I'm just giving you all a heads up. However, even if I don't post today, I will definitely post tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Tricky doesn't like being blind...
Tricky flails about, randomly hitting any three entities this round, but failing to attack the Operator, due to being blind. And due to being blind, each one of those three attacks has a 50% chance to instead just kill a few air molecules and fail to hit any entities. Or it might hit one of the muggles random Minecraftians.
The giga tank's nuclear reactor cores go overload from the power boost of radiation!!! The giga tank now both suffers from the radiation buff and attacks twice due to the fact that it sort of runs on radiation partially.
+X to any and all players who +1 me. (thanks talist)
I combine the beta battalion with the computer 1/? This is going to be an interesting alchemy, whatever it is.
35/40 x4
7/15 x7
I splash myself with another potion of rejuvenation. You know what? I think I'm ready for Doc Scratch now. I rush forward and deep freeze Matchsticks with a massive ice slice. Also, aegis, would you mind hitting me with that cool crit potion you've got once you upgrade it?
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
15/20
Regretful Breach: 20/40
Healing Targets: 20/20 Complete!
I take the turn to unleash the Multi-Purpose Jet-Medics!
"Yes! The portal to the TF2niverse is working fine! Of course, I had to pay Gray Mann plenty for this elite team of healers. This better be worth it."
Most stare in awe as a team of seven jet-powered robo-medics take to the skies; On one hand, they are quipped with a hand with a Quick-Fix's base, which has a larger overheal (37.5%, MORE THAN 25%), but at the cost of no Ubercharge. On the other hand is a modified mini gun that is in fact an entire toolbar of metalworking appliances. They come in a pneumatic hammer, a blowtorch, a metal-extruding spray, a screwdriver, a networker, and a weapon. Said weapon is a harpoon launcher that launches far and can reload quickly due to the hand attached to the Quick-Fix on its left hand. We've also added as much armor as possible to make these things a bit resistant to damage.
Long story short: These things can heal anything.
All-Purpose Jet Medics [AG] HP: 15000/15000 (x7)
Actions
Quick-Fix Heal: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Can over heal to 40% of the target's health. (e.g. If a target has 10000 health, because of overheal, it will overheal to 14000 health.) Heals organic targets only. Can be used in conjunction with other actions.
Patch-Up: Heals 4000 of the target allied entity's health. Cannot overheal. Heals mechanical targets only.
Harpoon Launch: Deals 5000 damage to the targeted enemy entity. 50% chance to inflict Bleeding damage over time for 3 turns. Cannot be used when healing a mechanical target.
Passives
Healing Priorities: Targets allied entities at the most critical health. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The lower the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The AG entity with the lowest quotient gets healed by the APJMs.
Targeting System: When on the offensive, this entity targets the healthiest enemy entities. (To do this, divide the target's current health by the target's max health. The higher the quotient is, the more of a priority it is to the APJMs. The PG entity with the highest quotient gets attacked by the APJMs.
While this is happening, I order the Kage Kami to move to the area the Tripod resides in. It's under a lot of fire, and I can't afford to lose it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Fatal Shutdown.
Activating nuclear countermeasures.
Nuclear Countermeasures: 1/10
So this is how it ends for the Eden Core, huh? Oh well.
FEV: 18/40
HELIOS I: 3/40
Liberty Prime uses its laser to strafe all Hostile and Pro-Godmodder entities.
Also, the radiation seeps into the Giga Tank.
About my attack charge: Me and TwinBuilder have chatted on Steam, and we concluded that my special attack will take place in Intermission 2. What my special attack will be is unknown... *cough*signature*cough*
So, I descend into the main BattleField in a retro-rocket.
Descent: 0/1
I think it was 150,000 hp, gives 6,000 per turn to entities inside it. But cannot attack. Any AGs can hide their entities in it if they are hurt.
Void rift 18/40
The protector's void 3/4
I'll go ahead and post some more void rift attacks now.
Void storm
Suddenly, there's chaos as a tornado of nothingness tears a chasm into the battlefield and reality itself.
Costs 50 void energy. Deals 8,000 damage to an enemy as well as 2,000 damage to up to 3 of the enemy's allies. Deals x1.5 damage to "swarm" enemies. (Enemies that have x(number in group))
Invoke the absolute dark
There is silence across the battlefield. Then, a small pitch black hole appears. It quickly grows and rages across the battlefield. It is a gate strait to the void, the place where nothing exists, has existed, or ever will exist.
Costs 100 void energy. Deals 6,000 damage to 3 enemies and gets them caught in the void. An enemy caught in the void takes 1,000 damage at the end of each turn. In addition, if any enemy helps or assists an enemy caught in the void, the helping enemy takes 1,500 damage from void contact. This effect lasts 3 turns.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
17/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 10/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 4/10
I find some powder, it looks like it is storing energy from the void, but not powerful enough to do anything on its own. It would need to be upgraded. (2/2 for finding stuff)
INVENTORY:
Godmodder Taglock,
Tubas,
Void powder.
29/40
5/10x7
1/5 potion of invisibility x3
Awkward Potion OOO Magma Cream
The AoP should have timed out and rotated to our side by now. 1/40 Hank
I put pure distilled badass through the loom
I snipe a non AG/H entity with Mana's Secret Weapon
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Roland the 1st
HP: 12,000 / 12,000
Except it's HP through taming and training, there are no specialties. Yet.
We return to the Netherrealm and find that the new position is not infested with these beastly insectoids yet and start with the hoarding of other Ghasts in close vicinity to create an organic combination of 30 Ghasts into a sort of organic mecha: The Ghundam! / The Ghastformer! (working title)
1/30 Ghundam aka. Ghastformer
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I walk up to Fly Army 5, and point out that The operator has 0 HP. Therefore, the operator does not exist. The operator overhears this and gets angry! He appears about to zap me. But then, I tell him that I wouldn't have said those things about him if it weren't for FLy Army 5's existence! Therefore, its their fault! He agrees with me, and then the fly army receives a tandem zapping-nuking-Starry Night bombardment.
Also, how much HP do these flies have? The hive doesn't seem to be taking much damage from my attacks...it will probably take more once this last army is gone!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Enigmatic Geology: 1/40 (New!)
I order the team at the Alchemiter to mix the Blob of Toxins with the Knitting Needles. This should result in the creation of Toxic Darts.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
18/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 11/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 4/10
I mine for ferrous and copper. (1/4)
I gather Mycelium.
INVENTORY:
Godmodder Taglock,
Tubas,
Mycelium,
Void powder.
SolarActive attempts to smash Kage kami's coding into the operator's coding.
Vulture Droid fighter x45: 27/40
Hyena Droid Bomber x45: 27/40
Droid Tri-Fighter x45: 27/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
I also help out k4yne's charge to 2/30
Also, I thought piono moved Project Nexus?
Anyways...
40/40 x4
The Apocalypse has begun!
"And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer."
Conquest
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Bow of the Conqueror [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword."
War
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Blade of War [4,000 damage]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine."
Famine
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scales of Hunger [Weaken target by 25% for 3 updates]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
"And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."
Death
HP:75,000/75,000
Attacks:
Scythe of Death [2,500 damage|Withering effect]
Apocalypse [Deals 5,000 damage|Must be activated at the same time as all other horsemen|3 update cooldown]
Abilites:
Supernatural [Resistant to integrity based attacks]
Unatural Regeneration [+2,500hp an update]
Impending Doom [All non-allied entities take 25 damage every update|This damage increases by 5 every update|Caps at 1,000]
Ride for the Godmodder!
Destroy the Garden of Eden!
(The source of those quotes is Revelation Chapter 6, Verses 1 through 8, from The Official King James Bible Online)
Twin! Actually, don't add them yet. I'll repost this post after the countdown finishes. I just didn't want to delete it and have to format it all again.
( 11 / 30 )
Sector 2! Yaaaay!
I use METRONOME on DEATH.
I then also stick Fseftr's Red Barrel in a TUBA.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
During my break, i dance to the tune of PSY's Gangnam Style to keep the spirits up. However, the subpar song coupled with my dreadful dance moves wrap themselves around reality, slashing their way through dimensional rifts, culminating in a lightning bolt hitting a random [AG] unit in the Garden of Eden.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
It is very likely I will not be able to post today. There's a chance, but a slim one. I'm just giving you all a heads up. However, even if I don't post today, I will definitely post tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Tricky flails about, randomly hitting any three entities this round, but failing to attack the Operator, due to being blind. And due to being blind, each one of those three attacks has a 50% chance to instead just kill a few air molecules and fail to hit any entities. Or it might hit one of the
mugglesrandom Minecraftians.The giga tank's nuclear reactor cores go overload from the power boost of radiation!!! The giga tank now both suffers from the radiation buff and attacks twice due to the fact that it sort of runs on radiation partially.
+X to any and all players who +1 me. (thanks talist)
I combine the beta battalion with the computer 1/? This is going to be an interesting alchemy, whatever it is.
35/40 x4
7/15 x7
I splash myself with another potion of rejuvenation. You know what? I think I'm ready for Doc Scratch now. I rush forward and deep freeze Matchsticks with a massive ice slice. Also, aegis, would you mind hitting me with that cool crit potion you've got once you upgrade it?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.