Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 5/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I smash in the AoP with Fried Eggs.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Welcome to the thread, K4yne. I believe you will make an excellent adversary.
Regretful Breach: 17/40
Healing Targets: 17/20
Blob of Toxins: 2/2 (Completed!)
As the Blob of Toxins is completed, I tell my team at the Alchemiter to wait there to receive further orders. Rations and other forms of nourishment are on the way.
I order the Neurax Worm Queen to spawn its many tendrils to entangle Lord Helix.
I actually wanted to state that i am Pro-Godmodder when i got my Ghast tamed, but since the game is already in its second story arc it only makes sense to already tell you guys.
I wouldn't be posting this if Twin didn't ninja me. Not his fault, I was posting something long.
Regretful Breach: 18/40
Healing Targets: 18/20 (Will be complete next turn, hopefully)
I seem to have forgotten something: basic units of Ellorium are unavailable in the Alchemiter!
I decide to add an Ellorium Ingot to the list of Alchemiter's possible ingredients.
Note: Ellorium's supposed to be sharp, sturdy, and light. The lightweight properties of this metal make it an unrecommended choice for creating bludgeons such as clubs or bullets. The maces Constructs use are created with the same material they're made of, Wood, Stone, or Steel. Statistics will be added to the wiki.
I run after the Ghast to catch him, but i facefault. I stand up, with seemingly no visible injuries, but i still facepalm myself with a mirror. The mirror image retaliates through a facepalm contest. Minutes over minutes pass, and finally the mirror breaks into a lot of tiny shards, not being able to withstand the power of my own facepalm.
The shards ricochet off walls, until they leave through the portal and hit an unsuspecting [AG] unit. Then i resume the chase of the Ghast.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
K4yne, while in the depths of the nether, sees shadows. What is that? Just another- Oh [email protected]#%, that isn't a ghast.
K4yne runs screaming out of his nether portal, gibbering something about giant green bugs that are eating everything.
Fortunately, the ghast followed him out, apparently just as terrified of whatever attacked them in there as he was.
A buzzing comes from the nether portal. It begins glowing green...
I quickly load it up with mini-nukes and blow it up.
Crap, those things. I hope it isn't them. Traitors.
I told you not to summon the bugs!
Don't worry, I've rerouted the nether portal, further attempts to go into the nether should be uninterrupted as long as they don't spread too much farther.
+X to any players who claim it (talist, you aren't a battery, if we all work together we just get stuff done. If anything at all, me and aegis are power plants without an electrical bill to go with.)
2/? for my new alchemy.
29/40 x4
2/15 x7
I add an auto-barrel onto the Danger: High Voltage and begin spraying rounds out of it at the neurax worm queen as if it were a machine gun.
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 6/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I significantly boost piono's next attack by performing a complementary melee combo with Fried Eggs as my attack.
There are too many AG and N entities.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
27/40
27/40
3/10x7
4/5 potion of invisibility x2
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 6/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I significantly boost piono's next attack by performing a complementary melee combo with Fried Eggs as my attack.
There are too many AG and N entities.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
+X to any players who claim it
3/? for my new alchemy
31/40 x4
3/15 x7
Using the last of my portion of the dose of potion, I slice up the neurax worm queen with the void of heat, causing each individual piece to freeze over.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Upsilon
Member Details
POST III; 16/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 9/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 3/10. I do this: UP UP
DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A. I then search for something valuable that was dropped on the ground.
I reveal the contents of TwinBuilder's Care Package: the Zero Gauntlet (Beta)!
Enclosed Letter
I designed it to attach to the Zero Mech, a project currently in the design phase. However, I decided it'd be of better use on Twin, and since most of the Shadows Complex Engineers are working on creating a time portal, I've convinced them that the Beta version of this hand gear would be better use for you. Best yet, it connects to your brain, so you don't have to tell it anything to perform any actions with it. However, please be warned it is in the design phase, so it might malfunction here and there. However, that aside, I'm sure it will come in handy as a defense mechanism.
Thanks,
Ninjatwist321
Statistics Sheet
Basic Use
The Zero Gauntlet (Beta) runs on a mechanic called Zero Energy (ZE). The energy is stored in the gauntlet to perform attacks. Energy builds up over time and is displayed in Zero Energy Bars (ZEBs) next to your Health bar and on the accessory's face for your ease. When freshly equipped, your ZE will be at 0 (ZZZZZZZZZZ). Zero Energy is gained over time: you gain two ZEBs automatically each turn and at a 50% chance when you take damage. Therefore, rapid attacks will increase your ZE much more effectively than single blows. Once you have filled all ten Zero Energy Bars, all ten "Zs" will be red and ready for use (ZZZZZZZZZZ). All actions performed by the Zero Gauntlet rely on Zero Energy to work.
Available Actions Titanic Uppercut takes advantage of the substantial weight of the Zero Gauntlet combined with the provided strength boost that Zero Energy will grant in this particular attack. This action deals 5000 damage and only costs 1/10 Zero Energy, meaning that at the cost of less Zero Energy generated, you are able to deal extra damage to an opposing entity. Sap Shot shoots a tiny dart that will leech an enemy's health from it and grant it to you. It will deal 6000 damage upon a hit and grant 3000 health back to you upon the attacking turn, and another 3000 health the following turn. However, due to the fact that this was based off a taser-like design, you can't act during the following turn if you desire the full benefit of the attack. It expends 4/10 Zero Energy. Shield Field creates a "ZE Web", a force field that will protect you or a targeted entity from harm. The shield has 12000 HP, meaning it can protect you from a significant amount of damage before it wears out. You can also target an entity to plant the ZE Web on, protecting them from attacks for 12000 HP. However, this comes at a costly 7/10 Zero Energy.
Finally, Zero Laser is arguably your most powerful attack. It deals a powerful 17500 damage, and penetrates any form of blocks but protection by buildings, even invulnerability. However, this will expend all of your Zero Energy (10/10)
Note One: All actions expending Zero Energy have a 25% chance to fail, expending Zero Energy but not performing an action. Unfortunately, it is still in beta testing.
Note Two: Actions not regarding the Zero Gauntlet do not expend ZE.
Hope you enjoy!
top gorrilaing lel
I equip the Zero Gauntlet! This thing looks very useful.
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 4/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
The field is cluttered. I contemplate nuclear supercharging the Godmodder by hitting him with Fried Eggs (a nuclear frying pan).
I test my Healing Prism on the Auditor.
I replenish a number of fruit carts.
OT
Wait-if you switched the enderpearls, wouldn't that make it yours because you had to manipulate them? Then that means that you should hit the ground...now. (If that's the case, I whack him with Fried Eggs, if not, continue with a normal attack)
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Potion of Strength OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Manpower (2/2)
You got the POTION OF MANPOWER! A potion that enables you to do extremely STRONG things with ease.
You begin to use your Prism on the Auditor! It will require a 3-update charging time.
You fail!
Not exactly. You were still the one who threw them; I merely changed their course. It's the first step that counts in the long run.
Does that mean by giving you my spare +1 I'll get +1 on my thing? If so which?
I'll give Aegis a +1 charge and use the one I get to charge the void rift then.
Pocket dimension 13/15
Void rift 10/40
Now I have 2 master ender emeralds, I craft (tungsten carbide horse armor || master ender emerald) and see what kind of cool void armor I can get out. 1/(whatever, probably 2)
Tungsten Carbide-Reinforced Horse Armor OR Master Ender Emerald = The Protector's Void (Level 3: 1/4)
Meanwhile, over the heat of the chaos, the creatures of the Madness Combat universe begin to form some coherency. Uh oh, Tricky's started. Crap, I thought I'd disabled that. And you thought you'd contained the clown the first time around too. That was different. We need Hank. I hate to admit it, but you're right. We need to take the altar of power so that aegis and pionoplayer can bring him here. Yes sir. Alert all units, we're heading back to the main battlefield!
Project Nexus and all affiliated units are heading back to the main battlefield. Their secondary objective is now to destroy the altar of power, but once it hits AG they will attempt to defend it until Hank arrives. The primary objective is survival.
probability integrity: 90%. Once every round, two random attacks launched by entities will hit a different target than intended. The receiver of the redirected attack will not be Tricky, but attacks aimed at Tricky have a higher chance of being redirected. One other attack will deal half damage randomly and another random attack will mini-crit. Those two effects once again cannot affect an attack that will hit Tricky. The power change effects can affect a redirected attack.
Also, why has Project Nexus stopped producing troops? The rate of production has greatly slowed, if anything it should speed up because it is pretty severely underpowered, all of its strength right now is coming from Jebus and the giga tank, and those are just affiliated, and not part of the Project Nexus proper. Either way, the auditor absorbs 4 of the grunts, regains 2000 hit points and minicrits this round on his attack.
+X to any players who claim it.
I combine the cheap lancehammers with the rifle, 1/?
24/40 x4
12/15 x6
I dual-wield my two awesome swords, and with another splash of the potion of rejuvenation (also rerouted partially to power up Project Nexus and Tricky) hack into the neurax worm queen.
Also, talist, would you mind boosting my charges as well? feel free to claim some of that free power I'm putting out.
That text looks ugly.
Your entities will do as you say.
Cheap Lancehammers AND Rifle = The Beta Battalion (Level 3: 1/4)
You deal a mini-critted 12,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
So now I'm a battery am I? Although actually I was hoping for some way to charge entities faster, so I'll trade 3 charges. This won't make my end entity weaker will it?...
Pocket dimension 14/15
Void rift 14/40
Tungsten carbide horse armor || master ender emerald 2/???????
Also, I now realize I've been using the same avatar for over a year now so might as well change it to a different picture on Google.
I use a random Pokemon Move.
SURF PSYCHIC THUNDERBOLT DRAGONRAGE LIGHT SCREEN
...
One move from this list will be used at random, on a random PG, with the exception of Light Screen. That will buff the AG's.
SURF
A giant wave roars at the Mutant Zombie, dealing 4,000 damage!
The Eden Core spanws... a Super Mutant and a Bloatfly swarm.They attack Oppression. All other mutants direct their attacks toward Vorteks or however you spell it. The final Eden Turret is consolidated by Liberty Prime to upgrade itself.
New Stats:
Liberty Prime: 95,000 HP. Increase attack damage.
The Godmodder will fail; so will his subjects!
Liberty Prime starts lobbing Mini-Nukes at the Demons.
FEV: 14/40
+1 to piono's charge.
+1 to Aegis's charge.
The Eden Core spawns a Centaur and a Deathclaw. They join the other mutants's attack.
Remember that time I dropped a nuke over the Garden of Eden to irradiate the core and make it spew mutants? I'm sure you remember that. Quick question: why isn't the place spilling with radiation yet? Just asking.
Hmmm...including Starry Night seems to make stuff do more damage! So...I attach a nuke to starry night, pull back on the bowstring, and fire at the fly hive.
Hello fellow roleplayers! This looks complex, but i might as well try playing this anyway *some stupid tune plays*
I booted up Minecraft after who knows long and i can finally join a server. But whats this? An invitation? Nope. I go on a Hunger Games server. Sorry guy i never knew in the first place.
What? I clicked on the closest Hunger Games server in the list and i end up on the server i got the invite from. Weird. But judging from some things that stand around here, at least the plugins seem to be awesome. So i don't mind. Let's see here...
A ha! A portal to the Nether! Taking the initiative!
Okay. Now that i am here, i can search for a fortr.... is that a GHAST? I will catch it and tame it and pet it and call it Roland and...
Sorry in advance if i do something too nooby. I'll ask on the forge thread if i don't understand something. ^^
Welcome! This isn't a roleplay, it's a forum game. Please read the OP; it explains a lot about the game. PM me about any questions.
This isn't really a roleplaying thread. Well, kind of, but... the goal's simple. You can join one of three sides: Neutral, whose goal is to destroy everything, PG, whose goal is to destroy the AG side, or AG, whose goal is to Destroy the Godmodder.
Something Festive
24/40
Potion of Unstability OOO Uranium
2/???
"The demons will get sorry they came from Hell!"
I shoot an array of anvils with the Uranium Dispenserifle.
So are you AG, PG, or N? Please state your allegiance. Be careful - you can't go back once you've sworn to a group.
I suggest going through some of the other player's posts and follow their lead, especially the AG players.
Anyway:
FEV: 15/40
The Eden Core spawns a Bloatfly swarm and a Centaur. They join the other mutants.
I launch Mini-Nukes against Project Nexus.
I also start solar power research: HELIOS I: 1/40
You actually can, but only once and it has to be really epic.
Welcome to destroy the godmodder 2 k4yne, where no one is safe...
twinbuilder, Protocol 72 is basically one of the 1000 protocols I can call on. Protocol 72 is just a code-breaking beam AKA Cyberbeam. So basically protocol 72 is used when things get intense, like right now.
And for SolarActive, it's attack power is... Um... Eh... One sec.
*walks to behind the scenes*
*walks out*
Here we go, it's attack power is 120%.
thats OP for a 15-post summon, man.
So what? I programmed it, so It's MY Program.
SolarActive lowers the operator and 3 random integrites by 5% using a code deleter.
I, meanwhile, looks over the locations via SolarActive's MAP command. Then, I hear a SSSSSS...
The mutant Creeper!
Being fast, I grab the X.M.D. Sword, jump on its head, and stab it!
I summon a noob army to do my bidding! They all start attempting to destroy the fly hive:
One group of noobs attempts to use explosives! But one of the noobs accidentally blows up the cannon before they can do anything!
Another group tries to slash at the flies with swords! They all miss and hit each other!
A third group gets in a truck filled with gasoline and drives straight at the fly hive! But none of them know how to drive, so with infighting, they all crash into a nearby mountain instead!
A final group conspires to steal my Starry Night and use it to attack the flies! They succeed! And before they can fire it, I'm forced to chase them around in an attempt to get it back!
At the end, my noob army is in shambles and I have to just nuke the fly hive. Again.
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 5/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I smash in the AoP with Fried Eggs.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Potion of Manpower OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Toughness (1/2)
Welcome to the thread, K4yne. I believe you will make an excellent adversary.
Regretful Breach: 17/40
Healing Targets: 17/20
Blob of Toxins: 2/2 (Completed!)
As the Blob of Toxins is completed, I tell my team at the Alchemiter to wait there to receive further orders. Rations and other forms of nourishment are on the way.
I order the Neurax Worm Queen to spawn its many tendrils to entangle Lord Helix.
You got the BLOB OF TOXINS! A blob of dangerous, smelly, and ugly poisons. NSFL indeed.
I wouldn't be posting this if Twin didn't ninja me. Not his fault, I was posting something long.
Regretful Breach: 18/40
Healing Targets: 18/20 (Will be complete next turn, hopefully)
I seem to have forgotten something: basic units of Ellorium are unavailable in the Alchemiter!
I decide to add an Ellorium Ingot to the list of Alchemiter's possible ingredients.
Note: Ellorium's supposed to be sharp, sturdy, and light. The lightweight properties of this metal make it an unrecommended choice for creating bludgeons such as clubs or bullets. The maces Constructs use are created with the same material they're made of, Wood, Stone, or Steel. Statistics will be added to the wiki.
You add an ELLORIUM INGOT to the Alchemiter Supplies.
I run after the Ghast to catch him, but i facefault. I stand up, with seemingly no visible injuries, but i still facepalm myself with a mirror. The mirror image retaliates through a facepalm contest. Minutes over minutes pass, and finally the mirror breaks into a lot of tiny shards, not being able to withstand the power of my own facepalm.
The shards ricochet off walls, until they leave through the portal and hit an unsuspecting [AG] unit. Then i resume the chase of the Ghast.
You got the NETHER ROD! A fishing rod imbued with the hellish environment of the Nether. Perfect for capturing, taming, and/or riding Ghasts!
K4yne, while in the depths of the nether, sees shadows. What is that? Just another- Oh [email protected]#%, that isn't a ghast.
K4yne runs screaming out of his nether portal, gibbering something about giant green bugs that are eating everything.
Fortunately, the ghast followed him out, apparently just as terrified of whatever attacked them in there as he was.
A buzzing comes from the nether portal. It begins glowing green...
I quickly load it up with mini-nukes and blow it up.
Crap, those things. I hope it isn't them. Traitors.
I told you not to summon the bugs!
Don't worry, I've rerouted the nether portal, further attempts to go into the nether should be uninterrupted as long as they don't spread too much farther.
+X to any players who claim it (talist, you aren't a battery, if we all work together we just get stuff done. If anything at all, me and aegis are power plants without an electrical bill to go with.)
2/? for my new alchemy.
29/40 x4
2/15 x7
I add an auto-barrel onto the Danger: High Voltage and begin spraying rounds out of it at the neurax worm queen as if it were a machine gun.
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 6/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I significantly boost piono's next attack by performing a complementary melee combo with Fried Eggs as my attack.
There are too many AG and N entities.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where X is the number of charges they provide. This offer is valid once per post.
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
You got the POTION OF TOUGHNESS! A potion that makes your attack crit, but only once.
+X to any players who claim it
3/? for my new alchemy
31/40 x4
3/15 x7
Using the last of my portion of the dose of potion, I slice up the neurax worm queen with the void of heat, causing each individual piece to freeze over.
POST III; 16/40 Bill Cipher. Development: 9/34. Part 2/3. Raspberry Pi: 3/10. I do this: UP UP
DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A. I then search for something valuable that was dropped on the ground.
You look at the Black Monolith. ____________________________________________________________________________________
End-of-Turn Battle:
I hit a Fruit Cart! "MY GRANNY SMITHS!" I gain 10,000 HP.
The Wood Jesters retreat for now, since their mission was complete. Tricky the Clown deals 12,000 damage to Matchsticks! He also blocks THE OPERATOR'S attack.
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to a Neurax Worm! Engie and Co. deals 6,000 damage to Fly Army 2! The Neurax Worm Queen and its worms deal 8,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Fly Hive deals 2,500 damage to Charitomb and infects it!
Kage Kami deals 2,000 damage to Matchsticks! Charitomb crit-kills Fly Army 2! The Army of 12-Year-Olds and Constructs deal 5,500 damage to the Mutant Creeper!
Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Mutant Mobs deal 15,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Kage Kami and destroys both Neurax Worm Eggs!
Project Nexus summons 4 ATP Soldiers and Mk. I G0L3Ms! The entire fleet kills 20 Bloatflies! The Auditor deals a mini-critted 6,000 3,000 damage to a Super Mutant Jebus! Jebus and the Giga Tank kill NETHer(BRIc)K. The entire Mutant Army kills v0RrteK[:S£]\! Liberty Prime, the Constructs, and the Wyvern Riders deal 11,000 damage to Jebus! \OLIvi[e*R] deals 4,000 damage to a Deathclaw! opPrE55{ĪoÑ} deals 4,000 a mini-critted 6,000 damage to Jebus Liberty Prime!
SolarActive lowers the KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, HELIX INTEGRITY, and 12ARMY INTEGRITY by 10%! It also lowers THE OPERATOR'SROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1!
THE OPERATOR tries to delete the KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, but Tricky deflects its attack and lowers it to 20% instead of 35.
Suddenly, the entire Battlefield is swept in darkness...a Global Blindness bar appears to count down the turns left until Bright Man's ill effect is gone.
Detonation Core: IIIREADY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING (Aegis_A095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
+X to any players who claim it
I finish the beta battalion
32/40 x4
4/15 x7
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then splash Tricky with a potion of rejuvenation, then use the neurax worm queen as bait on my fishing hook. The hook is of course, broken uranium's umbridge.
25/40
1/10x7
3/5 potion of invisibility x2
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 5/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I smash in the AoP with Fried Eggs.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Regretful Breach: 17/40
Healing Targets: 17/20
Blob of Toxins: 2/2 (Completed!)
As the Blob of Toxins is completed, I tell my team at the Alchemiter to wait there to receive further orders. Rations and other forms of nourishment are on the way.
I order the Neurax Worm Queen to spawn its many tendrils to entangle Lord Helix.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I decide to alchemize my Fishing Rod with Nether Brick to make it more suitable for catching and taming the Ghast.
Fishing Rod && Nether Brick = ??? 1/2
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Welcome to the PG side!
40/40 x2
38/40 x2
I crush the eden core under a massive apple.
Also, Twin check your PMs for horsemen stats
Regretful Breach: 18/40
Healing Targets: 18/20 (Will be complete next turn, hopefully)
I seem to have forgotten something: basic units of Ellorium are unavailable in the Alchemiter!
I decide to add an Ellorium Ingot to the list of Alchemiter's possible ingredients.
Note: Ellorium's supposed to be sharp, sturdy, and light. The lightweight properties of this metal make it an unrecommended choice for creating bludgeons such as clubs or bullets. The maces Constructs use are created with the same material they're made of, Wood, Stone, or Steel. Statistics will be added to the wiki.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
39/40 x2
I unleash a murder of crows on the eden core
I run after the Ghast to catch him, but i facefault. I stand up, with seemingly no visible injuries, but i still facepalm myself with a mirror. The mirror image retaliates through a facepalm contest. Minutes over minutes pass, and finally the mirror breaks into a lot of tiny shards, not being able to withstand the power of my own facepalm.
The shards ricochet off walls, until they leave through the portal and hit an unsuspecting [AG] unit. Then i resume the chase of the Ghast.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
15/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 8/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 3/10.
I take a taglock of the godmodder.
K4yne runs screaming out of his nether portal, gibbering something about giant green bugs that are eating everything.
Fortunately, the ghast followed him out, apparently just as terrified of whatever attacked them in there as he was.
A buzzing comes from the nether portal. It begins glowing green...
I quickly load it up with mini-nukes and blow it up.
Crap, those things. I hope it isn't them.
Traitors.
I told you not to summon the bugs!
Don't worry, I've rerouted the nether portal, further attempts to go into the nether should be uninterrupted as long as they don't spread too much farther.
+X to any players who claim it (talist, you aren't a battery, if we all work together we just get stuff done. If anything at all, me and aegis are power plants without an electrical bill to go with.)
2/? for my new alchemy.
29/40 x4
2/15 x7
I add an auto-barrel onto the Danger: High Voltage and begin spraying rounds out of it at the neurax worm queen as if it were a machine gun.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
27/40
27/40
3/10x7
4/5 potion of invisibility x2
Potion of Strength AND blaze rods 6/? (just upgrade it! Any means necessary!)
I significantly boost piono's next attack by performing a complementary melee combo with Fried Eggs as my attack.
There are too many AG and N entities.
+3 to piono. Boooost meeee! I'll give you +X
Agree to the terms of assistance in order to collect X. I hope you realize this isn't just for AG
Article 1B: term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
( 10 / 30 )
Pew!
Oooh, FIRE BEAM!
I begin to UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT START B A rapidly.
This distracts a few PG's.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
3/? for my new alchemy
31/40 x4
3/15 x7
Using the last of my portion of the dose of potion, I slice up the neurax worm queen with the void of heat, causing each individual piece to freeze over.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
16/40 Bill Cipher.
Development: 9/34. Part 2/3.
Raspberry Pi: 3/10.
I do this:
UP
UP
DOWN
DOWN
LEFT
RIGHT
LEFT
RIGHT
B
A.
I then search for something valuable that was dropped on the ground.
top gorrilaing lel
I equip the Zero Gauntlet! This thing looks very useful.
Potion of Strength OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Manpower (2/2)
You got the POTION OF MANPOWER! A potion that enables you to do extremely STRONG things with ease.
You begin to use your Prism on the Auditor! It will require a 3-update charging time.
You fail!
Not exactly. You were still the one who threw them; I merely changed their course. It's the first step that counts in the long run.
Master Ender Emerald x2 (1/1)
BOOMF.
...Why did it make that noise? Whatever. I gain 2,000 HP.
Tungsten Carbide-Reinforced Horse Armor OR Master Ender Emerald = The Protector's Void (Level 3: 1/4)
That text looks ugly.
Your entities will do as you say.
Cheap Lancehammers AND Rifle = The Beta Battalion (Level 3: 1/4)
You deal a mini-critted 12,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
No, it won't.
SURF
A giant wave roars at the Mutant Zombie, dealing 4,000 damage!
You destroy the Creation Kit! No more mutants can be created. This sends radioactivity all over the Garden of Eden!
All entities are blind for 3 turns!
Your entities will do as you say.
The Neurax Worm Queen gains 3,000 HP!
You can't upgrade that potion any further.
It will this turn.
You deal 8,000 damage to Fly Army 2!
Welcome! This isn't a roleplay, it's a forum game. Please read the OP; it explains a lot about the game. PM me about any questions.
For now, you are being registered as PG.
You deal 6,000 damage to NETHer(BRIc)K!
You actually can, but only once and it has to be really epic.
You deal 4,000 damage to the Auditor!
Ok. But is it an attack or an entity?
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 5,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper!
You deal 3,000 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen and give LORD HELIX 2,000 HP.
You deal 5,000 damage to Fly Army 2!
Potion of Manpower OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Toughness (1/2)
You deal 7,500 damage to the Altar of Power!
You deal 4,000 damage to Fly Army 2!
You got the BLOB OF TOXINS! A blob of dangerous, smelly, and ugly poisons. NSFL indeed.
Your entities will do as you say.
Fishing Rod AND Nether Brick = Nether Rod (Level 1: 1/2)
You deal 4,000 damage to the ZAX Mainframe!
I will.
You add an ELLORIUM INGOT to the Alchemiter Supplies.
You deal 3,000 damage to the ZAX Mainframe!
You got the NETHER ROD! A fishing rod imbued with the hellish environment of the Nether. Perfect for capturing, taming, and/or riding Ghasts!
You deal 4,000 damage to Kage Kami!
The Platinum Punch AND Needles OR Snowball = The Absolute Zero (Level 5: 1/6)
You deal 11,500 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
You got the POTION OF TOUGHNESS! A potion that makes your attack crit, but only once.
You boost piono's next attack!
You distract the Creepy Dummy!
You deal 11,500 damage to the Neurax Worm Queen!
You look at the Black Monolith.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I hit a Fruit Cart! "MY GRANNY SMITHS!" I gain 10,000 HP.
The Wood Jesters retreat for now, since their mission was complete. Tricky the Clown deals 12,000 damage to Matchsticks! He also blocks THE OPERATOR'S attack.
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to a Neurax Worm! Engie and Co. deals 6,000 damage to Fly Army 2! The Neurax Worm Queen and its worms deal 8,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Fly Hive deals 2,500 damage to Charitomb and infects it!
Kage Kami deals 2,000 damage to Matchsticks! Charitomb crit-kills Fly Army 2! The Army of 12-Year-Olds and Constructs deal 5,500 damage to the Mutant Creeper!
Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Mutant Mobs deal 15,000 damage to LORD HELIX! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Kage Kami and destroys both Neurax Worm Eggs!
Project Nexus summons 4 ATP Soldiers and Mk. I G0L3Ms! The entire fleet kills 20 Bloatflies! The Auditor deals a mini-critted
6,0003,000 damage toa Super MutantJebus! Jebus and the Giga Tank kill NETHer(BRIc)K. The entire Mutant Army kills v0RrteK[:S£]\! Liberty Prime, the Constructs, and the Wyvern Riders deal 11,000 damage to Jebus! \OLIvi[e*R] deals 4,000 damage to a Deathclaw! opPrE55{ĪoÑ} deals4,000a mini-critted 6,000 damage toJebusLiberty Prime!SolarActive lowers the KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, HELIX INTEGRITY, and 12ARMY INTEGRITY by 10%! It also lowers THE OPERATOR'S ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1!
THE OPERATOR tries to delete the KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY, but Tricky deflects its attack and lowers it to 20% instead of 35.
Suddenly, the entire Battlefield is swept in darkness...a Global Blindness bar appears to count down the turns left until Bright Man's ill effect is gone.
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The Battlefield:
Blindness: III
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 53,000/100,000. Zero Gauntlet: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x37.)
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown. TRICKYCLOWN INTEGRITY: 75%. PROBABILITY INTEGRITY: 89%.
Altar of Power: [N] HP: 12,500/30,000.
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 919,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 15%.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 9/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 63,500/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 65,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 53,500/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Dispenser: Not built. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 70/100. Rockets: 2/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 143,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 59,250/200,000.
Neurax Worms: [N] HP: 5,000/10,000. (x4.)
Fly Hive: [N] 24,950 Population. Fly Army 1: 0 Population. Fly Army 2: 0 Population. Fly Army 3: 0 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population. Fly Army 5: 3,500 Population.
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 36,400/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 15%
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 20,855/45,000. Infection: III
Army of 12-Year Olds: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x23.) Infection: III 12ARMY INTEGRITY: 90%.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x5.)
Matchsticks: [PG] HP: 96,000/110,000. Special "Ring of Fire": III Sick: II
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 7,000/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 1,500/100,000.
Creepy Dummy: [PG?] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: [(6+2)-(3-4)]+[-56/8]
ROOTKIT INTEGRITY: 41%
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Garden of Eden:
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 160,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x3.) 1337 Agents: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) ATP Engineers: 2,500/2,500. (x5.) ATP Soldiers: 5,000/5,000. (x5.) Mk. I G0L3Ms: 5,000/5,000. (x5.)
Jebus: [H] HP: 80,500/175,000.
Giga Tank: [H] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 3,500/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Improbability Cannon: 50,000/50,000. Regen: III
Irradiated Eden Core: [AG] ZAX Mainframe: 5,000/12,000 HP.
Deathclaw: [AG] HP: 6,000/10,000. (x5.)
Bloatfly Swarm: [AG] HP: 500/500. (x9.)
Centaurs: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. (x5.)
Super Mutant: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x4.)
Constructs: [AG] HP: 9,000/9,000. (x18.)
Liberty Prime: [AG] HP: 89,000/95,000.
Wyvern Rider: [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x10.)
Paladin Guardians: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,000. (x5.)
\OLIvi[e*R]: [PG] HP: 33,700/51,200.
opPrE55{ĪoÑ}: [PG] HP: 4,320/49,370.
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5l1n65h07's Computer:
SolarActive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Firewalls: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Version: 1.0.0
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Orbital Space Station:
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 31,500/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 3%
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III CHARGING (Aegis_A095)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Talist: [AG] Status: Active
Amperz4nd: [AG] Status: Active
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
Regretful Breach: 19/40
Healing Targets: 19/20 (To be completed this turn!)
I congratulate Twin once more. It's so heartwarming, he gains health.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Twin, the Eden Core should have lived. The Paladin Guardians were assigned to guard it and take hits for it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I finish the beta battalion
32/40 x4
4/15 x7
I splash myself with the potion of rejuvenation, then splash Tricky with a potion of rejuvenation, then use the neurax worm queen as bait on my fishing hook. The hook is of course, broken uranium's umbridge.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/nullpost
I'll be making my great escape now!