Please boost my stuff and take my offer which is at the bottom as a spoiler.
29/40
29/40
4/10x3
5/6 Fried Eggs
3/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
Snowballs? Please? (If it needs to be charged more, just assume it was charged for every time I mentioned it.) If no, I alchemize snowballs and nukes anyway (starting at 4/?)
I call down chain lightning strikes with Thunderbane on the Fly Army!
I give a Potion of Regen. to the Gigatank
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instant gratification in which you will be able to use the charges allocate to your account in the post you help me in.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
I tell TT2000 that all the "flies" he attacked were nothing but fakes, because of the "eyedrops" I gave him. HAHA!! Jokes on you!!! You just were hitting air all this time!
Please boost my stuff and take my offer which is at the bottom as a spoiler.
30/40
30/40
5/10x3
6/6 Fried Eggs
4/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
5/? Nuclear Snowballs
I test Fried Eggs by intercepting one of Frogadier's jumps and performing an underhand strike at the belly. With the power of a nuclear blast channeled into pure, kinetic force, I fling Frogadier all the way up into the lower mesosphere before I meet Frogadier on his way up (he was still moving quite fast) and bring the pan down on his head hard, sending him back into the surface of Minecraft at blindingly fast speeds, dealing massive fall damage on impact in addition to a massive migraine/concussion and blunt force trauma.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instant gratification in which you will be able to use the charges allocate to your account in the post you help me in.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Oh, well. More people to curse with the power of death itself.
Add these people to the kill list:
criticsquid
jefe
Xetron
PuyoDead
(Just joking, of course!)
Happy April fool's day!
Raidriar's Warning: 40/40 NOW COMPLETE.
I will deploy it next turn, as it's a bit OP for three summons of mine to be on the field! This will be in the Hostile Faction, and as such, due to the nature of this charge, will be directed at The_Serpent, as he dealt the deathblow to Raidriar.
"Let's see if there's a level above 3."
Oh.
Hell.
No.
"What?"
Remember what happened last time you tried to breach the limit.
"I'm aware that a few multiverses were destroyed, but that only increased my power."
"...You make me seem sane."
"Ich habe Schlimmeres gesehen."
"Don't worry, the resulting PSYCHOTIC personality was locked away."
"Heheheheheh..."
"LET THERE BE BLOOD!"
PSYCHOTIC [H]: 120000/120000 HP [400% increased damage] [10% damage increase per turn]
"Insanity, you are a ****."
"You're welcome!"
"Ugh... Thresh, buff defences. Fegelein, nerf attack damage. Sentry, tank PSYCHOTIC and hope he doesn't do anything [BLEEP]tarded."
You know PSYCHOTIC will probably just butcher Twinbuilder first, right.
"I don't want him teaming up with Tricky. He hits VERY hard."
It was April Fools' Day yesterday, which is essentially "PRANK EVERYBODY!!!".
The Forums got in on this too.
They enforced overly strict rules, including but not limited to:
Admins having a quota of bans per day
Misspelling words and Incorrect grammar is infraction-worthy
Correct spelling is infraction-worthy
Fun and Jokes are infraction-worthy
Talking about games other then Minecraft
Making new threads is infraction-worthy
Posting on already existing threads is infraction-worthy
Discussion of cats are now banned
Yeah, you can tell it was a joke. Even Twinbuilder rode the Prank Train by saying the thread would be deleted. I guess the admins deleted any posts related to April Fools' Day to avoid any suspicion.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY! THE MODS ARE TRYING TO RUIN THE MODS JOKES!
The Cage is ready! Enter into the ring! Prove your might! Win a five-point charge boost!
This round only! +1 per charge for anyone who submits a champion!
/null which time zone is the forum using for timestamps?
(+5 means that if you have, for example, 20/25 and 1/40, you could distribute the reward as 25/25 & 1/40, as 6/40 & 20/20, or divide the 5 into chunks (like 4/1, 3/2 etc) This reward is subject to your readjustment, Twin)
A +5 charge boost would be very OP, considering that the Charge Factory was a 40-post charge and only added +1. Because of that, I will change the buff the Cage provides into something less game-breaking, or at least less OP Scale-breaking.
/nullpost
Whoops, thought you had finished. Sorry about that.
/unnullpost
Been busy for a while, so here I am, back in the Godmod groove.
Suika Summon [10/40]
Gourd Summon [10/40]
So I have been thinking about the many amusing things that could be done if people started randomly adding personal items to the Alchemiter supply pool. Just saying.
Pandemonium, and all that.
Well, the Supplies in the Forge aren't the only things you can alchemize with. They're just there to get you started.
+X to any players who claim this
I finish the potion of hyperness
7/40 x2
1/15 x3
I take the Broken Uraniums Umbridge, then amplify its power, and begin surging with power... 1/3 (part of a three-part attack I will unleash by the end of the round)
You got the POTION OF HYPERNESS! Rather than only making your walking speed faster, this potion makes everything you do go faster! How this will affect battle is unknown.
I really do not want to see what happens if it hits 0.
You use the Molten Processor on the Countdown Timer, destroying its Shields. Since the Timer is made of metal, however, it is not affected by the burning...
Why did Sawbuck join our side? Its cool, and I'm not complaining but...why? Motives? Vendetta? Something else?
28/40
28/40
5/10x3
4/6 fried eggs
Can I have nuclear snowballs anyway?
2/? (counting the third time I charged it, used for this) Potion of Regen. OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO... = Potion of Regen. VII ++++++++++++
I pound a random PG into the ground with Thunderbane.
alternative to destruction of the Maverick
*CLANG* A rather large chunk of the Maverick falls out.
"Under attack sir," an officer manning a station in the CIC room informed the captain.
"We've got the package! Calypso has been transported on board! We're done for here!" the captain said, "I want altitude now!"
"Aye, down thrustsers engaged," was the reply. There was a sudden lurch as the UNSC Maverick began ascending, not unlike an elevator.
"Sir, he's hanging on by his teeth!" an officer reported incredulously, pointing wildly at his screen.
*CLANG* Another chunk of titanium fell away.
"I WANT AFT SECTION C3 EXTERNAL ARMOR SHED NOW!" the captain roared, causing all on the bridge to scramble to fulfill the task. Within a second, the distant clink of explosive bolts throwing extra armor were heard in the bridge.
"CHECK IF HE'S GONE!"
"Target is leaping off falling debris!"
"Calypso! Put Tricky on screen and take control of the PDF turrets and stall for time by focusing fire on the falling debris and Initiate Protocol Autumn," the captain ordered swiftly.
"Aye initiating emergency slip-space jump," was the last thing said before the Maverick dived through a shimmering blue portal.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
What are you talking about? Sawbuck was ALWAYS PActually, I just made a mistake. But I know you hate admitting that. ASDGHAGDHDADSHUT UP Someone's upset.
You can use the Irradiastone Snowball Gun if you want nuclear snowballs as ammo. The alchemy is:
Uranium Snowball Gun AND Cobblestone
Or, you could just duplicate it.
Brightstone Dust cannot be used as a potion ingredient!
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the potion of hyperness with blaze powder. Whatever it is, its like hyperness+strength
Sawbuck is AG? cool. Maybe I can talk to him... but we'll have to deal with Tricky. Tricky has been submitted to the Cage!
10/40 x2
4/15 x3
Suddenly a ghost image of me splits off, wielding Danger: High Voltage, it glows with the same energy as my main form. 2/3
Blaze Powder is not applicable with the Potion of Hyperness! The way brewing works in the Alchemiter is like this:
You start off with an Awkward or Mundane Potion that comes with the Alchemiter.
You can brew it with any potion ingredient to turn it into a Potion with effects.
You can then either brew that Potion with Redstone, Glowstone, and a Fermented Spider Eye to change its effect. Or...
You can brew it with the potion ingredient to make an intensified version of the potion. The Potion of Hyperness is one of these intensified potions. However, you cannot re-intensify an intensified potion, only change it with Redstone, Glowstone, or a Fermented Spider Eye.
Tricky the Clown will be submitted to the Cage next turn!
I bend down and sigh for a moment, catching my breath. My multi-colored username returns to it's standard black colors as the tripolars' powers fade and eventually merge into my core personality.
Despite that, however, I still have my tendency to split into multiple personalities and still have their powers.
I cast Super Heal on the Tripod. Unfortunately for me, I cannot heal any remaining entities for the rest of this turn.
(A note/retcon on Super Heal: If I cast it while I still have at least one post left, I cannot cast another health spell. On my last post, I cannot cast Super Heal at all.)
Does this mean that OpelSpeedster is removed from the Battlefield? For now, I'm going to assume. Correct me next turn if I'm wrong.
You use Super Heal on the Tripod, restoring 8,000 HP.
Charitomb [AG]
HP: 45,000
Attacks:
Cannon: Deals heavy damage to one target.
Spread Cannon: Deals moderate damage to a random number of PG targets. Number of targets is determined by the roll of a D4.
Slash: Deals medium damage to one target. Has a 50% chance to mini-crit.
Omnislash: Ultimate Move! Deals insane damage to one target, +2500 for each soul alive. Can only be used after living for 5 turns. Has a 3-turn cooldown.
Passive:
Cannot be harmed if 4 souls are alive. If 3 souls are alive, Charitomb takes 50% reduced damage. If 2 souls are alive, Charitomb takes normal damage.
And with Charitomb, come the souls.
Soul of Healing [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Heals a random AG every turn for 2,500.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Healing. Heals a target for a large amount.
Soul of Revenge [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Causes Charitomb to counter enemies for 1,000 damage.
Burst: KIlls the Soul of Revenge. All AG's gain a slight counter effect until the end of the turn.
Soul of Flame [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Adds 500 extra damage to Charitomb's attacks.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Flame. Makes Charitomb's attack this turn a guaranteed crit.
Soul of Ender [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Hits random PG's for light damage.
Burst: It cloaks the arena in a void-like shroud, making several PG attacks miss.
If you need to nerf this:
Reduce the HP of Charitomb before the souls.
Make it so that Charitomb takes 50% damage with all souls alive, and 25% with 3. (Increase his HP slightly if you do this.)
> 180, forward/right, forward/left, forward, 90 degree left turn, forward 2, look at eye, wait, forward.
I like the PPP system.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V. 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>180
You do a 180. On the other side of the pit is another corridor much like the one you are in, except it actually leads somewhere. At the end appears to be...a pendulum?
The only problem getting there is that it's on the other side of a pit. With no way to get across.
>Forward 1, Right 1
You step to fall off the pit, but ground materializes out of nowhere to catch you. Looks like there is ground; it's just invisible.
You move forward until you hit a wall. Then you move right to bypass it.
>Forward 1, Left 1
You move forward, ending up right near the new corridor.
You move left to end up in the center of the new corridor. You are now on stable ground again.
>Forward 1
You move into the new corridor. Right near you is a sign featuring a rabbit...or is it a duck? Examining it says: "How we perceive a problem can change every time we see it. Up ahead, the path branches off into two new paths. The left one shows an eye. The right one shows a new path, but is blocked by a wall the second you lay your eyes on it. Going straight shows the pendulum contained in a box, with more open space up ahead.
>Turn Left
You turn left, heading along the left path.
>Forward 2
You advance into the wall.
>Look at Eye
You stare at the eye.
>Wait
*plays Jeopardy! theme*
The eye dissappears, revealing a new path.
>Forward 1
You head into a new corridor. Up ahead is a narrow strip of land to walk across, with a curious hovering blue ball above it. On the other side is a door. A sign features a man holding a magnifying glass up to an object. When examined, it says "The solution to a problem may just require a more thorough look at it.
Liberty Prime: 25/40
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 19/40
Orbital Strike: 2/20
The turret interface displays commands:
||Eden Defense AG Build
/ammo [?]
Available Ammo: AP, Incendiary, Explosive, M̶̻̰᷊̭̘̙̹͈̮͌̾᷅̉̈́̎̇͛̋̔͒͂̑ͬ̄̕͟͜͡͝͠i̭͓͈᷊̫̬̠᷂̻͖̩͎̫̯͇̤̽͌̍᷈̈́̉͑̎̇͊̓̌̚̚͢n̢̤̦͇̙̞̲̗̬̘̝̻̙᷃͌̍̏͊̆ͩͪͯ̽ͮ͛̓ͫ̐̇͘ͅį̵̵̸̛͙᷊᷿̠̺̳̗̲͙᷂̣̪᷾᷈̑͛̉᷃͐̊͂᷾͂̕̚͡ ̪̠᷀̐̏̇͏̵̛̱̺̣͓̹̠̫͌ͯ̑͋͛̅͋̈̋᷄͐̕̚͢͜Ņ̴̶̴̫̗̩̤͈̘̪͋̒͐᷈ͥ̉᷁ͩ̾᷄᷉ͯ͘̚̕͜͢͟͞͡u͎͙̞͎̞̼͍̱͈̝ͫ͊́᷁᷀ͦ͋͘̚̕̚͜͏̶̴͇̩̯᷂᷅᷾k᷿᷊̖̱̗̭̝᷂͕͈͎̤̩̣͚̤᷅᷁͒̑᷆̆ͣ͗ͨ᷈̑ͨ͜͡͞e̷̢̺̹̻͇͉̟̤͇̻̣̹᷂᷁̿͐͊͛ͬ̍ͨ̋ͣ᷀̿͊̕͜͝͝ş̵᷊̜͖᷿͚̜̮̼͖ͥ̋ͧ̏ͥ᷄̑᷅ͭ̂᷅̈̌᷀̑͆ͦ͢͡ͅ
//ammo AP
...
Current ammo is now AP.
Actually, this is 2/2 for the XBEANS. The post you use up initally making them counts as a post towards their creation. So,
You got the XBEANS! Little technological capsules with the XBOX logo on them. When planted in the ground, they will turn into XBEANSTALKS after a while. Their use in this form is unknown.
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 20/40
Liberty Prime: 26/40
Orbital Strike: 3/20
I use my Minecart Turret to damage the Countdown.
For the last time, you don't own a Minecart with Turret! You own a Minecart with Sentry Gun! I've made your Turret attacks default to the Sentry Gun, but it would help if you would type it correctly.
Change to "Fly Hive: 33,000 Population." And next turn, this turn, it will be 36,000.
Twin gains 4k Health.
I also give TT2000 some eyedrops, because his eyesight is apparently bad because he can't SEE how many posts he did. (Hope you get better, TT!)
xXExtremeGeneralXx gets a vote added for him to use his special attack.
Fly Hive Population - 3,000 = Fly Army 2: 1,500 Population, and Fly Army 4: 1,500 Population. So next turn at the end, unless attacked, it should look like the following:
Fly Hive: 33,000 Population.
Fly Army 1: 1,400 Population.
Fly Army 2: 1,800 Population.
Fly Army 3: 2,995 Population.
Fly Army 4: 1,700 Population.
I then proceed to attack Frogadier.
I will do that. Thanks for the 4,000 HP! Vote added. 3,000 damage to Frogadier!
TICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICKTOCK... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS. I HEAL THE COUNTDOWN TIMER WITH A POKéHEAL. I NEXT SEND A DEMONHEAD GUARDIAN TO TAKE THE HITS DEMONICDAVINCI IS SENDING. Ok, why am I talking in caps? There is no good reason to STEP ASIDE. THIS AIN'T your forum GAME.
AAAAAK. THIS PAAIAIN. ITTS OBERPCWHELMNG¡ ...
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE...
DARK SPIRal attACK!!!!!!!!!!! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE... I WILL EXTERMINATE EVERY AG AND N ENTITY THAT EVER EXISTed in the histoRY OF PARADOX SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!
The Countdown Timer gains 2,000 HP. The Demonhead Guardians will block the next attack sent at the Countdown Timer!
Oh no! I lost track of my post count! Sorry Twin, total accident.
I tell the godmodder about the great implement he can use to unleash the ULTIMATE PRANK on everyone! I hand him a map, which will take him through the route to the great implement!
THE FIRST STAGE OF THE JOURNEY: THE LAVA PIT THAT IS FULL OF LAVA:
The godmodder encounters a lava pool 1000 blocks long! He forgot his fire resistance potions, so he has to swim it! So he does, and gets burned up! Luckily, being a godmodder, he survives! ...sort of.
THE SECOND STAGE OF THE JOURNEY: THE WATER PIT THAT IS FULL OF WATER:
The godmodder at first sighs, and starts swimming through the 2500-block long water pool. However, as he soon realizes, the water is infested with piranhas, sharks, and PIRANHA SKARKS! And the water is godmodder-neutralizing! OH NOOOOOOOOO...
THE THIRD STAGE OF THE JOURNEY: THE PEACEFUL VILLAGE THAT IS FULL OF VILLAGE:
The godmodder arrives in a nice peaceful village! He goes to a fruit cart to buy some kiwis! However, upon seeing that he is a godmodder, all the villagers swarm him(accidentally destroying the fruit cart), and steal all of his 100000000000 emeralds! Then, all the iron golems chase him through the 5000-block long village! He gets quite tired...
THE FOURTH STAGE OF THE JOURNEY: THE TALL MOUNTAIN THAT IS FULL OF MOUNTAIN:
The godmodder arrives at the mountain! He is given climbing gear, and he spends 10 hours climbing up the mountain! However, when he has climbed 9999 blocks of the 10000-block tall mountain, his climbing gear turns out to be faulty, and it snaps and makes him fall back down! There wasn't any water to catch him... he gets new climbing gear and tries again! The new gear is also faulty, snapping as he gets 9999 blocks up! This repeats about 6 times, when he gets tired and attempts to fly up! But then he gets shot down by a random laser turret. He goes to the back of the mountain and flies up from there, but there is another laser turret! Lucky for him, there is water below on the other side of the mountain. Only the water is infested with more PIRANHA SHARKS! After that, he gets a plane and tries to fly to the top! The plane gets shot down, but he ejects directly down onto the top of the mountain! He lands on the spikes of 10000000 paininess, but he lands on the top nonetheless! Now he must descend down through the temple...
FINAL STAGE OF THE JOURNEY: THE DEEP TEMPLE THAT IS FULL OF TEMPLE:
He starts descending! At first, he is excited, but eventually, he finds that the temple has 3x3 room arrangement for each floor, each one full of spawners. And the dungeon rooms all look and play the same. And the dungeon is 25000 floors deep. He is in the dungeon for MONTHS, and gets SO. BORED. Finally, he makes it to the bottom floor, and sees a chest! But he is interrupted by...THE BLACK MONOLITH MONSTER!
FINAL BOSS: THE BLACK MONOLITH MONSTER:
The godmodder leaps at the black monolith monster! He uses a secret technique that allows him to instantly defeat the monolith monster! However, it also transports him to a different, fiery dimension where he is forced to endure excruciating pain for 10000000000000000000000000000 years! After that, the dimension pops him back out in front of the chest...
THE REWARD:
The godmodder opens the chest to find...a book! It is "Prank" by TT2012. Surely, this must be the implement! It will teach him the ultimate pranking secrets! He opens it to find:
"Hah! Turns out the implement's very existence was... a prank! Happy April Fools!"
Twin, you decide the reaction of the godmodder.
Well, that was a flashy attack! Hey... Hey Godmodder. Are... Are you OK?
GODMODDER: Heh. Uh... Godmodder. Richard. Whatever the hell you respond to! GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. ... GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. Alright, you're freaking me out now. GODMODDER: That little gorilla. What. GODMODDER: That little gorillaing gorilla thinks he can gorilla all over my gorilla. ...The gorilla? Oh. GODMODDER: He's got another gorilla coming. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. You're... You're going to enter rage mode now, aren't you. GODMODDER: What do you think, kid? GODMODDER: But I'm above raging mindlessly. GODMODDER: Think of this as... GODMODDER: A controlled rage. GODMODDER: One that consumes all and forces you to think two-dimensionally. GODMODDER: In terms of killable. GODMODDER: And torturable. I should probably get out of your way. GODMODDER: Yes. You should. GODMODDER: I don't think you're ready to die. GODMODDER: Just yet, anyway. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. I'm gonna... GODMODDER: Yeah? I'm gonna go now. GODMODDER: Bye then. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh. GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
I give Twin a present. On April Fools Day. (Roll a D6.)
(1: The present explodes, dealing 3k damage to Twinbuilder!)
(2: The present fails to activate.)
(3 - 4: Split is hit by purple dye, making his text purple!)
(5: Twin is hit with a delicious pie! +1000 HP!)
(6: Twin is sucked into the box, and is fired out at an enemy!)
(6) Alright, you random enemy! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's mud in your eye! I slam into... The Ace of Light! 6,000 damage.
+X to any players who claim it. (Claim this people. only aegis and rouge have- by the way rouge, would it kill you to help me out? 2/? for my new potion
I ask Sawbuck why he left the command of Doc Scratch and if he would like to join my team in exchange for my protection
11/40 x2
5/15 x3
A second ghost image splits off from me, wielding the Void of Heat. 3/3 All three of me shoot off towards the Grandmatriarch army, unleashing death and destruction among it. Gun blasts, time slices, and frost magic, all are unleash in great fury, destroying many of their number.
After a great amount of slaughter, all three of me jump to a distant hill, then recombine in a flash of light, and a great beacon shoots into the sky...
And nothing happens.
Meanwhile:
Doc Scratch feels a sharp pain, then looks at his hand. One of his fingers has a burn mark. Small, but still slightly painful.
On the floor he sees a message, scorched in black:
Near omniscient? Near omnipotent? You are lucky I play your games. If I truly wished to kill you, you would be dead. Not even the godmodder could save you. You're lucky I find this so amusing.
10,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Ah, piono. You are lucky I play your games. If I truly wished to kill you, you would be dead. Not even the godmodder could save you. You're lucky I find this so amusing. Yes. I went there.Oh, and keep in mind I do wish to kill you. But not right now. There's a time and a place for everything.
"I have been thinking. If their is a dalternate universe fro everything. Than their is a universe that is the opposite of this one.
I present you biggest nightmare from the nega universe.
Good Godmodder!!!!!!!!!
HP:INFINTE/INFINITE
Level godmodder: Omega+
Experience:INFINITE
POWER:INFINITE
Alignment:GOOD!!(AKA:AntiGodmodder)
The good godmodder steps out of the portal, ready to fight his evil counterpart.
"I know that you are forcing people to be on this server to rage quit them. And i wont ALOW THAT TO HAPPEN!!!!!NOT ON MY WATCH!"
The good godmodder then engages the Godmodder.
A big warp in time consumes the battle. No one can see how the battle will be or end.
"Their goes the world."
Well, looks like the Godmodder's toast! He's just standing there, laughing to himself. Actually, that's starting to get really creepy... When the Goodmodder engages the Godmodder in battle and the time warp appears, everyone watches eagerly to see if the warp will disappear!
After around a good hour of fighting, the warp destabilizes. Everyone sees the Godmodder, floating alone, with the Goodmodder's head in his hand. He's muttering one word, over and over.
I replace some of the Grandmatriarch's cookies with C4-Chip Cookies, that explode on the first bite! I also give a plate of them to the Godmodder.
I also imbue Piono with the spirit of a Scout, increasing his building speed!
(+1 to charge)
The Grandmatriarch Army is so well-versed in the art of Cookiemancy that they know the explosives are there! They discard the cookies and stop the Godmodder from eating them as well.
Please boost my stuff and take my offer which is at the bottom as a spoiler.
29/40
29/40
4/10x3
5/6 Fried Eggs
3/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
Snowballs? Please? (If it needs to be charged more, just assume it was charged for every time I mentioned it.) If no, I alchemize snowballs and nukes anyway (starting at 4/?)
I call down chain lightning strikes with Thunderbane on the Fly Army!
I give a Potion of Regen. to the Gigatank
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instant gratification in which you will be able to use the charges allocate to your account in the post you help me in.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
But yes. 5,000 damage to Fly Army 2! The Giga Tank gains Regen.
I tell TT2000 that all the "flies" he attacked were nothing but fakes, because of the "eyedrops" I gave him. HAHA!! Jokes on you!!! You just were hitting air all this time!
Please boost my stuff and take my offer which is at the bottom as a spoiler.
30/40
30/40
5/10x3
6/6 Fried Eggs
4/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
5/? Nuclear Snowballs
I test Fried Eggs by intercepting one of Frogadier's jumps and performing an underhand strike at the belly. With the power of a nuclear blast channeled into pure, kinetic force, I fling Frogadier all the way up into the lower mesosphere before I meet Frogadier on his way up (he was still moving quite fast) and bring the pan down on his head hard, sending him back into the surface of Minecraft at blindingly fast speeds, dealing massive fall damage on impact in addition to a massive migraine/concussion and blunt force trauma.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instant gratification in which you will be able to use the charges allocate to your account in the post you help me in.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
You got THE FRIED EGGS! An extremely powerful legendary Frying Pan that can harness nuclear energy itself to deal devastating blows to your enemies! Rule of Funny also makes it more effective.
Oh, well. More people to curse with the power of death itself.
Add these people to the kill list:
criticsquid
jefe
Xetron
PuyoDead
(Just joking, of course!)
Happy April fool's day!
Raidriar's Warning: 40/40 NOW COMPLETE.
I will deploy it next turn, as it's a bit OP for three summons of mine to be on the field! This will be in the Hostile Faction, and as such, due to the nature of this charge, will be directed at The_Serpent, as he dealt the deathblow to Raidriar.
"Let's see if there's a level above 3."
Oh.
Hell.
No.
"What?"
Remember what happened last time you tried to breach the limit.
"I'm aware that a few multiverses were destroyed, but that only increased my power."
"...You make me seem sane."
"Ich habe Schlimmeres gesehen."
"Don't worry, the resulting PSYCHOTIC personality was locked away."
"Heheheheheh..."
"LET THERE BE BLOOD!"
PSYCHOTIC [H]: 120000/120000 HP [400% increased damage] [10% damage increase per turn]
"Insanity, you are a ****."
"You're welcome!"
"Ugh... Thresh, buff defences. Fegelein, nerf attack damage. Sentry, tank PSYCHOTIC and hope he doesn't do anything [BLEEP]tarded."
You know PSYCHOTIC will probably just butcher Twinbuilder first, right.
"I don't want him teaming up with Tricky. He hits VERY hard."
PSYCHOTIC appears! This is getting really frantic.
One of the things I love about this game is that the mindset of certain players is that to kill entities, you summon entities to do it for you.
The Countdown Timer's countdown is nearly at its end...
Project Nexus summons 5 1337 Agents, which deal 1,500 damage to the Ace of Light! PSYCHOTIC deals 16,000 damage to The Auditor and the Neurax Worm!
LORD HELIX and his troops deal 9,000 damage to the Neurax Worm! Thresh buffs Engie and Co.'s defenses! Fegelein lowers Cookie Monster's attack power! The Sentry Gun deals 7,500 damage to PSYCHOTIC! Thresh and Fegelein destroy a Fruit Cart! "MY DATES! What? They're a fruit!" The Ace of Light deals 3,000 damage to Fegelein! The Neurax Worm Queen deals 4,000 damage to Cookie Monster! It looks like the Eggs will all hatch next turn... The Fly Army kills 3 Wrinklers!
xXExtremeGeneralXx and the Virtuous Guardians deal 6,000 damage to the Demonhead Guardians, killing one of them! The Tripod deals 3,500 damage to Cookie Monster and kills Frogadier! Kage Kami uses Ill Wind, killing 3 Wrinklers! Calypso lowers the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! Charitomb is idle, due to being summoned just now.
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 15,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Wrinklers and Cookie Monster kill 2 Virtuous Guardians! The Godmodder merely floats, still repeating that same word. It looks like his eye is twitching... Heh.
Tricky the Clown deals 12,500 damage to Sawbuck and 5,000 damage to the Ace of Light! Everyone else in the Pool Room deals 10,000 damage to Sawbuck. Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to Dr. Christoff!
What's left of the Wily Egg Invasion deals 2,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie! The Mutants destroy the Stationary Dungeon and deal 5,000 damage to the SKE2 Regiment!
The Eden Core heals the Tripod for 20,000 HP! The Turrets deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer! ____________________________________________________________________________________
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Regen: III
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
+X to any players who claim it (that does not exclude anyone, just please return the favor)
I add gunpowder to my potion of hyperness. 1/2? After this its just getting more and more sugar until it hits level 5.
14/40 x2 (thanks ninja and aegis!)
8/15 x3
Hello there...
Oh dear.
Oh great, its you.
Wait, why are you acting like this?
Why do you think?
You left me here for several years, on my own, with no one I knew.
It was..
For my own good? Yeah yeah yeah.
Bug off.
No. Even if you don't want my help you need it.
Oh really, and why would that be?
Because apparently spending some time in your home world didn't do anything for your psyche.
Plus you've apparently been stupid enough to associate with
Shut. Up.
STORYEDIT: this is what it was originally. This is the introductory post of Eric, story wise.
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
He's right my friend.
Why are you agreeing with him! You set it up!
Just because you're my avatar doesn't mean I have to agree with you. You're too inexperienced, Doc Scratch is already as far along as he's going to get, you're still pretty low relative to the heights you will eventually reach.
Your point is?
Doc Scratch could take you down if he wanted to.
But I'm you!
Not really, but I guess as of right now the only significant distinction is that you talk in blue text and I talk in the generic grey text most of the posters do.
I was playing the game this whole time!
Yes, and our friend almost took over. I think you should take my point.
shut up.
Ah, it seems my friend is venting his rage by smashing the Void of Heat into Sawbuck.
Hold on a second...
What is it?
Opel seems to have perpetrated something incredibly stupid.
What? How can you tell? He hasn't posted yet and we don't have time powers in this universe.
I have some limited ones, and opel screwed up big time.
How?
He wasted the 7000th post.
Seriously?
Yup.
I use a forward/reverse time flow to set a power trap for opel's next post. If opel fails to claim the power in time, it drops neatly into my collector, allowing me use of the 7000th post's power, albeit with a small portion of it wasted.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Raidriar's Warning: 39/40
I pour healing fluid all over all of the AG entities.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
16/40x2
I spray sand on a mob battalion/regiment
29/40
29/40
4/10x3
5/6 Fried Eggs
3/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
Snowballs? Please? (If it needs to be charged more, just assume it was charged for every time I mentioned it.) If no, I alchemize snowballs and nukes anyway (starting at 4/?)
I call down chain lightning strikes with Thunderbane on the Fly Army!
I give a Potion of Regen. to the Gigatank
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I extend the charge time for Bill Cipher to out of 40.
So Bill Cipher is 4/40
I stick everything the godmodder owns in jello.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
No one's posted any pranks yet.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Fly Upgrade (19/20)
Unknown (5/?)
I tell TT2000 that all the "flies" he attacked were nothing but fakes, because of the "eyedrops" I gave him. HAHA!! Jokes on you!!! You just were hitting air all this time!
EDIT: Also Twin, u ninja'd me..
30/40
30/40
5/10x3
6/6 Fried Eggs
4/? Potion of Regen. XII ++++++++++++
5/? Nuclear Snowballs
I test Fried Eggs by intercepting one of Frogadier's jumps and performing an underhand strike at the belly. With the power of a nuclear blast channeled into pure, kinetic force, I fling Frogadier all the way up into the lower mesosphere before I meet Frogadier on his way up (he was still moving quite fast) and bring the pan down on his head hard, sending him back into the surface of Minecraft at blindingly fast speeds, dealing massive fall damage on impact in addition to a massive migraine/concussion and blunt force trauma.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
Article 1A: +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B: The term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Add these people to the kill list:
criticsquid
jefe
Xetron
PuyoDead
(Just joking, of course!)
Happy April fool's day!
Raidriar's Warning: 40/40
NOW COMPLETE.
I will deploy it next turn, as it's a bit OP for three summons of mine to be on the field! This will be in the Hostile Faction, and as such, due to the nature of this charge, will be directed at The_Serpent, as he dealt the deathblow to Raidriar.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 7/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 73,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
"Let's see if there's a level above 3."
Oh.
Hell.
No.
"What?"
Remember what happened last time you tried to breach the limit.
"I'm aware that a few multiverses were destroyed, but that only increased my power."
"...You make me seem sane."
"Ich habe Schlimmeres gesehen."
"Don't worry, the resulting PSYCHOTIC personality was locked away."
"Heheheheheh..."
"LET THERE BE BLOOD!"
PSYCHOTIC [H]: 120000/120000 HP [400% increased damage] [10% damage increase per turn]
"Insanity, you are a ****."
"You're welcome!"
"Ugh... Thresh, buff defences. Fegelein, nerf attack damage. Sentry, tank PSYCHOTIC and hope he doesn't do anything [BLEEP]tarded."
You know PSYCHOTIC will probably just butcher Twinbuilder first, right.
"I don't want him teaming up with Tricky. He hits VERY hard."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
They just deleted everything...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
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The Forums got in on this too.
They enforced overly strict rules, including but not limited to:
- Admins having a quota of bans per day
- Misspelling words and Incorrect grammar is infraction-worthy
- Correct spelling is infraction-worthy
- Fun and Jokes are infraction-worthy
- Talking about games other then Minecraft
- Making new threads is infraction-worthy
- Posting on already existing threads is infraction-worthy
- Discussion of cats are now banned
Yeah, you can tell it was a joke. Even Twinbuilder rode the Prank Train by saying the thread would be deleted. I guess the admins deleted any posts related to April Fools' Day to avoid any suspicion.IT'S A CONSPIRACY! THE MODS ARE TRYING TO RUIN THE MODS JOKES!
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Curse Premium...Well, that backfired.
A +5 charge boost would be very OP, considering that the Charge Factory was a 40-post charge and only added +1. Because of that, I will change the buff the Cage provides into something less game-breaking, or at least less OP Scale-breaking.
Well, the Supplies in the Forge aren't the only things you can alchemize with. They're just there to get you started.
You got the POTION OF HYPERNESS! Rather than only making your walking speed faster, this potion makes everything you do go faster! How this will affect battle is unknown.
You use the Molten Processor on the Countdown Timer, destroying its Shields. Since the Timer is made of metal, however, it is not affected by the burning...
What are you talking about? Sawbuck was ALWAYS PActually, I just made a mistake. But I know you hate admitting that. ASDGHAGDHDADSHUT UP Someone's upset.
You can use the Irradiastone Snowball Gun if you want nuclear snowballs as ammo. The alchemy is:
Uranium Snowball Gun AND Cobblestone
Or, you could just duplicate it.
Brightstone Dust cannot be used as a potion ingredient!
5,000 damage to Frogadier!
Blaze Powder is not applicable with the Potion of Hyperness! The way brewing works in the Alchemiter is like this:
You start off with an Awkward or Mundane Potion that comes with the Alchemiter.
You can brew it with any potion ingredient to turn it into a Potion with effects.
You can then either brew that Potion with Redstone, Glowstone, and a Fermented Spider Eye to change its effect. Or...
You can brew it with the potion ingredient to make an intensified version of the potion. The Potion of Hyperness is one of these intensified potions. However, you cannot re-intensify an intensified potion, only change it with Redstone, Glowstone, or a Fermented Spider Eye.
Tricky the Clown will be submitted to the Cage next turn!
Does this mean that OpelSpeedster is removed from the Battlefield? For now, I'm going to assume. Correct me next turn if I'm wrong.
You use Super Heal on the Tripod, restoring 8,000 HP.
Beautiful.
Cocoa Beans AND XBOX = XBEAN (Lv. 1: 1/2)
The Eden Core will heal the Tripod this turn.
5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer!
You kill the last Enderman Battalion and a Wither Skeleton Battalion!
Charitomb appears!
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V. 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>180
You do a 180. On the other side of the pit is another corridor much like the one you are in, except it actually leads somewhere. At the end appears to be...a pendulum?
The only problem getting there is that it's on the other side of a pit. With no way to get across.
>Forward 1, Right 1
You step to fall off the pit, but ground materializes out of nowhere to catch you. Looks like there is ground; it's just invisible.
You move forward until you hit a wall. Then you move right to bypass it.
>Forward 1, Left 1
You move forward, ending up right near the new corridor.
You move left to end up in the center of the new corridor. You are now on stable ground again.
>Forward 1
You move into the new corridor. Right near you is a sign featuring a rabbit...or is it a duck? Examining it says: "How we perceive a problem can change every time we see it. Up ahead, the path branches off into two new paths. The left one shows an eye. The right one shows a new path, but is blocked by a wall the second you lay your eyes on it. Going straight shows the pendulum contained in a box, with more open space up ahead.
>Turn Left
You turn left, heading along the left path.
>Forward 2
You advance into the wall.
>Look at Eye
You stare at the eye.
>Wait
*plays Jeopardy! theme*
The eye dissappears, revealing a new path.
>Forward 1
You head into a new corridor. Up ahead is a narrow strip of land to walk across, with a curious hovering blue ball above it. On the other side is a door. A sign features a man holding a magnifying glass up to an object. When examined, it says "The solution to a problem may just require a more thorough look at it.
What do you do now?
>...
The Eden Turrets will do as you say.
Actually, this is 2/2 for the XBEANS. The post you use up initally making them counts as a post towards their creation. So,
You got the XBEANS! Little technological capsules with the XBOX logo on them. When planted in the ground, they will turn into XBEANSTALKS after a while. Their use in this form is unknown.
For the last time, you don't own a Minecart with Turret! You own a Minecart with Sentry Gun! I've made your Turret attacks default to the Sentry Gun, but it would help if you would type it correctly.
5,000 damage.
6,000 damage. This may be a problem.
Well, it wasn't a mini-vacation. It was more like... you know?
Life.
Indeed.
Although I have to agree, the new format actually works. Kage Kami's next attack will mini-crit.
You plant the XBEANS...
I will do that. Thanks for the 4,000 HP! Vote added. 3,000 damage to Frogadier!
The Countdown Timer gains 2,000 HP. The Demonhead Guardians will block the next attack sent at the Countdown Timer!
4,000 damage.
-1 ROOTKIT INT̡EGRITY!
Well, that was a flashy attack! Hey... Hey Godmodder. Are... Are you OK?
GODMODDER: Heh.
Uh...
Godmodder.
Richard.
Whatever the hell you respond to!
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
...
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Alright, you're freaking me out now.
GODMODDER: That little gorilla.
What.
GODMODDER: That little gorillaing gorilla thinks he can gorilla all over my gorilla.
...The gorilla?
Oh.
GODMODDER: He's got another gorilla coming.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
You're... You're going to enter rage mode now, aren't you.
GODMODDER: What do you think, kid?
GODMODDER: But I'm above raging mindlessly.
GODMODDER: Think of this as...
GODMODDER: A controlled rage.
GODMODDER: One that consumes all and forces you to think two-dimensionally.
GODMODDER: In terms of killable.
GODMODDER: And torturable.
I should probably get out of your way.
GODMODDER: Yes. You should.
GODMODDER: I don't think you're ready to die.
GODMODDER: Just yet, anyway.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
I'm gonna...
GODMODDER: Yeah?
I'm gonna go now.
GODMODDER: Bye then.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
GODMODDER: Heh. Heh. Heh.
(6) Alright, you random enemy! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's mud in your eye! I slam into... The Ace of Light! 6,000 damage.
10,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army!
Ah, piono. You are lucky I play your games. If I truly wished to kill you, you would be dead. Not even the godmodder could save you. You're lucky I find this so amusing. Yes. I went there.Oh, and keep in mind I do wish to kill you. But not right now. There's a time and a place for everything.
Well, looks like the Godmodder's toast! He's just standing there, laughing to himself. Actually, that's starting to get really creepy... When the Goodmodder engages the Godmodder in battle and the time warp appears, everyone watches eagerly to see if the warp will disappear!
After around a good hour of fighting, the warp destabilizes. Everyone sees the Godmodder, floating alone, with the Goodmodder's head in his hand. He's muttering one word, over and over.
Heh.
The Grandmatriarch Army is so well-versed in the art of Cookiemancy that they know the explosives are there! They discard the cookies and stop the Godmodder from eating them as well.
3,000 damage to a Wither Skeleton Battalion!
The Godmodder mysteriously and utterly BLOCKS you!
Heh.
He has declared them his sworn enemy for some reason. +2,000 HP to a Virtuous Guardian and Kage Kami!
NOT THE SAND! Wither Skeleton Battalion killed!
But yes. 5,000 damage to Fly Army 2! The Giga Tank gains Regen.
Everything the Godmodder owns in Minecraft or in real life?
Failed due to ThunderCam777!
APRIL FOOL'S!
You got THE FRIED EGGS! An extremely powerful legendary Frying Pan that can harness nuclear energy itself to deal devastating blows to your enemies! Rule of Funny also makes it more effective.
7,500 damage to Frogadier!
PSYCHOTIC appears! This is getting really frantic.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
One of the things I love about this game is that the mindset of certain players is that to kill entities, you summon entities to do it for you.
The Countdown Timer's countdown is nearly at its end...
Project Nexus summons 5 1337 Agents, which deal 1,500 damage to the Ace of Light! PSYCHOTIC deals 16,000 damage to The Auditor and the Neurax Worm!
LORD HELIX and his troops deal 9,000 damage to the Neurax Worm! Thresh buffs Engie and Co.'s defenses! Fegelein lowers Cookie Monster's attack power! The Sentry Gun deals 7,500 damage to PSYCHOTIC! Thresh and Fegelein destroy a Fruit Cart! "MY DATES! What? They're a fruit!" The Ace of Light deals 3,000 damage to Fegelein! The Neurax Worm Queen deals 4,000 damage to Cookie Monster! It looks like the Eggs will all hatch next turn... The Fly Army kills 3 Wrinklers!
xXExtremeGeneralXx and the Virtuous Guardians deal 6,000 damage to the Demonhead Guardians, killing one of them! The Tripod deals 3,500 damage to Cookie Monster and kills Frogadier! Kage Kami uses Ill Wind, killing 3 Wrinklers! Calypso lowers the ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1! Charitomb is idle, due to being summoned just now.
The Grandmatriarch Army deals 15,000 damage to Kage Kami! The Wrinklers and Cookie Monster kill 2 Virtuous Guardians! The Godmodder merely floats, still repeating that same word. It looks like his eye is twitching... Heh.
Tricky the Clown deals 12,500 damage to Sawbuck and 5,000 damage to the Ace of Light! Everyone else in the Pool Room deals 10,000 damage to Sawbuck. Sawbuck deals 10,000 damage to Dr. Christoff!
What's left of the Wily Egg Invasion deals 2,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie! The Mutants destroy the Stationary Dungeon and deal 5,000 damage to the SKE2 Regiment!
The Eden Core heals the Tripod for 20,000 HP! The Turrets deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 40,500/100,000.
Countdown Timer: [???] HP: 10,000/50,000. Shields: 0/20,000 HP. Countdown: IIII TIMER INTEGRITY: 80%
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x10.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x39.)
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 204,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x10.) 1337 Agents: 1,500/1,500. (x5.)
PSYCHOTIC: [H] HP: 112,500/120,000.
Demonhead Guardian: [N] HP: 10,600/15,000. (x3.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 980,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 50%. Tauros: 7,500/7,500. Yanmega: 8,000/8,000. Tailow: 5,000/5,000. Growlithe: 5,000/5,000. Litwick: 5,000/5,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 6/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 70,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000. Ammo: 90/100. Rockets: 4/5.
Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Ace of Light: [N] HP: 5,800/41,300.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 179,500/200,000.
Neurax Worm Eggs: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x7.)
Fly Hive: [N] 33,000 Population. Fly Army 1: 1,400 Population. Fly Army 2: 1,300 Population. Fly Army 3: 2,995 Population. Fly Army 4: 1,700 Population.
xXExtremeGeneralXx:
HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: IIII
Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x9.)
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 28,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 38%
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 85,000/100,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 80%
Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 7%. INTEGRATION: 19%. (In intellectual mode: +2 integration per turn.)
Charitomb: [AG] HP: 45,000/45,000. Soul of Healing: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Revenge: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Flame: 8,000/8,000 HP. Soul of Ender: 8,000/8,000 HP.
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 38,650/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII Regen: III
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x77.) Contamination: IIII Sick: II
Cookie Monster: [PG] HP: 47,100/100,000. Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: I'm too lazy to change this today. ...Dammit.
ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 48%
Ó̵͝P҉̶E͏̨R̀͢A̴̡҉́͡T̸̷́͞O͘R̷͏ ̴̶̶͘I̧҉̢͟N̸͟͞T̷́͢È̛͢͠G̵Ŗ́҉̶Ì̕͏T̶́͠͠͏Y̵͘̕:̶̸̨͜͞ ̢͜͢͟0́̀̕%̸͠ ̴̵͟͠
SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Pool Room:
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Dr. Christoff: [AG] HP: 30,000/40,000.
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator. Regen: III
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x10.)
Sawbuck: [PG] HP: 77,500/100,000.
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Dark Cave Zone:
SKE2 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 4,000/10,000 HP. (x2.)
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 11,750/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 23,000/100,000.
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Garden of Eden:
Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 15,000/15,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garden Shields: [AG] HP: 17,000/40,000.
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames:
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
I add gunpowder to my potion of hyperness. 1/2? After this its just getting more and more sugar until it hits level 5.
14/40 x2 (thanks ninja and aegis!)
8/15 x3
Hello there...
Oh dear.
Oh great, its you.
Wait, why are you acting like this?
Why do you think?
You left me here for several years, on my own, with no one I knew.
It was..
For my own good? Yeah yeah yeah.
Bug off.
No. Even if you don't want my help you need it.
Oh really, and why would that be?
Because apparently spending some time in your home world didn't do anything for your psyche.
Plus you've apparently been stupid enough to associate with
Shut. Up.
STORYEDIT: this is what it was originally. This is the introductory post of Eric, story wise.
WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
He's right my friend.
Why are you agreeing with him! You set it up!
Just because you're my avatar doesn't mean I have to agree with you. You're too inexperienced, Doc Scratch is already as far along as he's going to get, you're still pretty low relative to the heights you will eventually reach.
Your point is?
Doc Scratch could take you down if he wanted to.
But I'm you!
Not really, but I guess as of right now the only significant distinction is that you talk in blue text and I talk in the generic grey text most of the posters do.
I was playing the game this whole time!
Yes, and our friend almost took over. I think you should take my point.
shut up.
Ah, it seems my friend is venting his rage by smashing the Void of Heat into Sawbuck.
Hold on a second...
What is it?
Opel seems to have perpetrated something incredibly stupid.
What? How can you tell? He hasn't posted yet and we don't have time powers in this universe.
I have some limited ones, and opel screwed up big time.
How?
He wasted the 7000th post.
Seriously?
Yup.
I use a forward/reverse time flow to set a power trap for opel's next post. If opel fails to claim the power in time, it drops neatly into my collector, allowing me use of the 7000th post's power, albeit with a small portion of it wasted.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I flick the Code Blaster into restore mode and blast it at the Tripod, restoring it's Demoboss Integrity more than normally.