--BTW Guys, Remember that Twin is gone for a bit, so don't be spammy!!
Ok, so I NOTE that you can be reasoned with, so what can we reason? And I thought Everything was your enemy!?! Not just a fly invasion meant to HELP your cause. We're on the same team, with the same cause (Well not really me, but this fly invasion is the same cause as yours.) And I'm doing this 'Upgrade' so that more charge time will be put into the Fly Invasion, that way it won't be as OP without the proper charging.
I WILL KILL THE FLY ARMY. LOGIC IS FOR NOOBY GODMODDERS.
> esc, tap square "Leap of Faith", jump forward, forward while falling
There. :3
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Press Escape
You press Escape and appear in the main hub. The map has gained some new rooms: "Learning to Draw."
>Tap "Leap of Faith"
You reappear in the "JUMP!/WALK?" room.
>Jump forward
You jump into the pit. It's not as scary as it was before. As you fall, you notice two platforms that you can opt to fall onto.
>Move forward while falling
You move onto the closest platform, leading to a group of stairs. Walking up them reveals a short corridor. At the end is a window covered with some pink substance with curious patterns surrounding it. On the other side is a door titled "The End" and a sign that you can't make out.
Players may choose to put their summoned entities into this cage against another: whoever wins gets +5 divided (unless Twin makes it be Higher/lower according to fairness and balance) according to their choosing. Whoever loses gets their entity knocked out and vulnerable to attack by being unable to physically act. Both original summoners must agree to the cage match, unless an entity is somehow uncontrolled. [Cage:1/3]
Ooh. That sounds interesting... (BTW, did I say Influence? I meant integration.)
25/40
25/40
2/10x3
I take my Thunderbane and fry OPERATOR's circuits with it by stabbing him and causing a power surge.
I alchemize a nuclear warhead AND SUPERCHARGED FRYING PAN = Nuclear Frying Pan Of Doom - instead of a supercharged explosion, I get a nuclear blast channeled into pure kinetic force and knockback with every strike! 1/(probably 6)
I just take the other Brightstone Dust. I put an Awkward Potion and a Ghast Tear through the brewer OOO Brightstone Dust, OOO Brightstone Dust, OOO Brightstone Dust, OOO Brightstone Dust... (boosts duration OOO potency of the solution without detracting anything) Potion of Regen XII ++++++++++++. 1/?
+3 to piono
WHY YOU SHOULD HELP ME
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that are incomplete. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
I will change it to INTEGRATION. I figured that was what you meant.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Nuclear Warhead AND Supercharged Frying Pan = The Fried Eggs (Level 5: 1/6)
Note: It is not actually fried egg; it's just a name.
Awkward Potion OOO Ghast Tear = Potion of Regeneration (1/2)
You must finish this base potion before modifying it any further.
Got anything else under your unecessarily-long sleeves?
Yes.
I inhale deep air, my eyes glowing pure black(if that's even possible), and scream at a deafening volume:
POLSKAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The sheer sound shockwave causes chunks of the floor to spike up randomly, dealing 1,500 damage to all PG and N entities(AG, H and BOSS are unaffected).
However, immediatly after, sentient balls with eyes bearing two colors - red top and white bottom, resembling an upside down Polish flag - begin falling from the sky. Out of a sudden, they all wear fake horns, wooden shields and plungers with a spike on them. They begin charging violently at all PGs, dealing violent damage before all of them are killed.
...I am impressed.
....nice attack.
It's full of pow! I like it!
NO GODMODDA IS HARMD, DO NOT WANT
Every PG and Neutral entity takes 1,500 damage!
Nice acronym thingie. I will be using that in the future...
The Polandballs violently deal 3,000 damage to all PGs!
Insanity: [N] HP: 249,900/250,000. Charge: 6/25. Bound.
"Heh. I'll arrive on the field at the same time Jinx does."
Thresh: [N] HP: 64,900/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY
Fegelein: [N] HP: 73,900/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 8/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 94,900/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 2 Sentry HP: 5,000/10,000.
"Is the sentry even doing anything?"
Purple: [N] HP: 149,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
"Upgrading my sentry."
"I like how you question whether it's actually doing anything, then spend resources on it."
"It doesn't need too much. Just a couple of random things I find on the ground will do."
*Holds up Razorback and Crit-A-Cola*
"Wie zum Teufel haben Sie 200 Stücke von Metall aus einer Getränkedose und einem Bogen zu bekommen?"
"Physics doesn't apply to me."
Not directly.
But it still does apply.
"Anyway, Thresh, destroy a fruit cart. It will work. Fegelein, can you use antics to deal damage?"
"Es funktioniert besser, als ich zu schwächen."
"But you can do it?"
"Ja."
"Nuke the Grandmatriarch Army."
Thought I destroyed one of the armies...anyways, I follow up by using my DETONATION CORE on the weakest fly army! I'm assuming the hive will only replenish currently existing fly armies, and not attempt to create new armies... otherwise, this could well be impossible...
You did.
You use the Detonation Core to deal 7,500 damage to Fly Army 4!
Because then nobody else will be able to heal their entities?
NO
POLAND STRONG
POLAND DESTROY PUNY BALLS
....who the [Censored] said that?
Surely enough, there's a giant Death Star painted in Polandball's colors hovering above the battlefield in space by god-knows-what science-murdering reasons. It fires a massive green laser, and blows up all Anti-Polska balls.
...but I thought Polandball cannot into space...?
Well, looks like by instantly saying that, the Poland Death Star vanished from existance. Yet the Anti-Polska balls are still dead. Very weak for those [PG]s.
Honestly, I feel like these gimmicks work better than normal entities.
They do, don't they?
Yes.
Then... why don't you make four of them.
Hmm...
Hmm?
Hmm...
Frying Pan Of Doom 2/?
Potion of Regen XII ++++++++++++ 2/?
I alchemize a stack of TMI Unlimited (shift click with TMI mod) snowballs with Tsar Bombas Mk 1 100mt = Snowballs of Nuclear Fission 1/?
I use the Thunderbane's electromagnetism to ionize argon and asphyxiate Sawbuck from a distance.
+3 to piono
WHY YOU SHOULD HELP ME
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that are incomplete. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
You got a POTION OF REGENERATION! A potion that, when drank, will slowly restore your health over a period of time.
You have a MOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! On a SERVER?????????????????????????????
unACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are instantly banned from the Godmodder's server! You come back on a few seconds laters, to much fanfare and "trololols," without the mod.
Also, I've thought about it, and I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline joining the PG "cause". After all, my main enemy is the godmodder, so fighting for him isn't really going to make much sense!
You know godmodder, they weren't really helping you anyways. This way I'm out of your hair until I'm done. The Felt can actually get themselves out if they tried hard enough, so leave me alone. Bad things happen to people who me off.
Yes Scratch, I'm talking to you too.
Also, Project Nexus was supposed to have more health, would you mind giving it armor (would wear off when the auditor dies, Project Nexus isn't under my control, its just clearing the battlefield)
+X to any players who claim it (people, claim this! Also, help me! Most of you aren't helping your friends, you can do that in addition to charging your own stuff!)
5/6 for the void of heat
3/40 for parts 1 and 2 of a 10 part summon (Won't be one big thing, just going to summon several all at once)
12/15 x2
I use the wind chiller to add a layer off ice to protect the pool room. This thing is staying until Doc Scratch.
The Godmodder then leaves it to the Felt to break out! Not that he agrees with you.
Project Nexus and the Auditor already have large amounts of HP.
Are you really that sure? You never know. I might be the one to personally see it destroyed. Before I arrive, of course.
+X to any players who claim it
I finish the void of heat
4/40 for x2
13/15 x2
I use broken uranium's umbridge, then sweep it forward in time.
It connects with Sawbuck the instant he is summoned, dropping me and him into the same place where I can wail on him until he dies.
You got THE VOID OF HEAT! This powerful sword is truly devoid of heat. Utilizing all the powerful ice magics at its potential, the very blade is forged from ice crystals itself. It doesn't look like it can melt either.
Broken Uranium's Umbrage doesn't have that ability.
Heheheheh....you think you can kill me THAT easily?! I'll be taking you with me! ULTIMATE LAST RAGE STRIKE!!!
A beam of my pure, concentrated rage flies at the Godmodder! But then....it suddenly redirects to the Black Monolith!
If I break the Infinity Seal and/or the Black Monolith: Yes....YES! My wish...is for ULTIMATE POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Wait..what the....AFJKDLGHOIAGHSUOGLJLSGHLA;JGHAIGFJKDVPJIBPHVOAJNPUSOGHJ;PEIGYUJDOKG;JJADSLKG:O;HSgUISOHJGIOESHGJDKSG;OIDSHF;DSLFK;HGJNGLD:gh:OISHG;UOJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A cloud of black smoke flies into my body, possessing me!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! This host body will be perfect! Now, I, the BLACK DEMON, will take over this miserable realm, and the entire OMNIVERSE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Black Demon Minor joined the Hostile Faction, possibly becoming a boss.
Remember, this'll ONLY happen if I break the Infinity seal/the Black Monolith.
You direct all of your rage power into the Black Monolith, but it is immune to rage! So many players of FEZ have raged trying to crack its secret that it has learned to tolerate rage, and your attack.
Wielding Anna's Bow with Zephhyre's arrow ready to fire, I glow with a chaotic energy, so chaotic it even impresses Lord Helix! He gives me a final blessing, and I prepare for the perfect moment to fire the arrow.
...
NOW!
I fire the arrow, glowing with chaotic energy. It quickly breaks the sound barrier, and plunges itself deep into the Grandmatriarch Army!
You deal 25,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! That wasn't what I was going to do with the arrow (in fact I would have made it attack this turn) but I actually like this better than what I had planned.
Twin.. no one got infected this turn. Plus each fly has 100 HP, not 1 HP. So there, the HP should instead be population.
And their population has no limit, so there shouldn't be a "/#" afterwards.
I throw a splash potion of resistance 3 on the flies. (This increases their defenses for this turn)
And I transfer 1,000 flies from Fly Army 2 to Fly Army 1.
And remember, starting this turn, they gain the population. So yeah... Fly Army 1 gets 400, 2 gets 300, 3 gets 200, and 4 gets 200.
And for TT2000, the Fly Army has a chance to infect EVERYONE! Therefore, you should not attack it for it is HELPING your cause to kill all entities on all sides.
And I give Twin 3k health.
And I attack the ATV again.
Alright. I will change it.
You buff the Fly Army, transfer Flies from Army 2 to Army 1, and make them start gaining population.
Frying Pan Of Doom 5/6?
Potion of Regen XII ++++++++++++ 5/? (done? If so, I duplicate it. 1/1) Snowballs of Nuclear Fission 4/?
I shock Sawbuck with Thunderbane, not wound him.
Spawn 3 pelicans from the Maverick in addition to boosting an AG attack.
I give the Maverick a Potion of Regen. VII +++++++++
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
HOLD IT!
How and why did your Fried Egg charge jump from 2/6 to 5/6? That's not allowed. You can't boost alchemies. You must charge it for the time allotted, without extra help.
What Sawbuck?
Your entities will do as you say. The Maverick gains Regen!
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the potion of speed with more sugar and a torch to brew.
6/40 x2
15/15 x2
I then freeze Sawbuck (continuing from where we dropped off from my last hit) with the Void of Heat. This oughtta be pretty effective. I unleash a full blast of its power into Sawbuck.
Potion of Swiftness OOO Sugar = Potion of Hyperness (1/2)
So. Another of my kind is attempting to enter this universe. I do believe this is one of the more powerful demons, much more powerful than me. I do hope he will assist my endeavors. It is in our mutual interests, after all. GUARDIANS! HEAL THE TIMER!
URGHHHH... I SMASH a fly army with Pateluna's BludgEONER.
I teleport to my secret hiding spot so the fly army can't infect me.
I also send lightning bolts and levitating fly-swatters at the fly army.
I also malware bomb all PG's and black demon minor (if it breaks the infinity seal)
--BTW Guys, Remember that Twin is gone for a bit, so don't be spammy!!
Ok, so I NOTE that you can be reasoned with, so what can we reason? And I thought Everything was your enemy!?! Not just a fly invasion meant to HELP your cause. We're on the same team, with the same cause (Well not really me, but this fly invasion is the same cause as yours.) And I'm doing this 'Upgrade' so that more charge time will be put into the Fly Invasion, that way it won't be as OP without the proper charging.
I start to summon the #L3375W4G50C00LR0B10X4RMY!!!1!!!; An army of illiterate 12 year-olds who hate Canada and think they are cool, each with 42069 Health. Each has armour made of #Y0105W4Gite and it is filled with gas, so it can create blinding Smog and Pollution! I hide behind Aegis-A095 while summoning.
1/10
Welcome! PLEASE read the OP so you can get a better understanding of the game if you haven't already. The way you are currently charging it is fine. It may not be as powerful as other entities, but it won't be converted to the Pro-Godmodders.
I deal 10,000 damage to The Auditor! Project Nexus looks tanky and nothing but trouble.
Project Nexus summon 5 more Grunts that deal 1,000 damage to the Ace of Light!
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to a Demonhead Guardian! Thresh breaks a Fruit Cart! "MY WATERMELON!" He gains 2,000 HP. Fegelein and Engie deal an Antic-boosted 7,500 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The Ace of Light deals 3,000 damage to Frogadier! The Neurax Worm Queen creates 4 new eggs! The Fly Hive deals 2,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! I will not make them infect entities until after I PM Thunder regarding the Fly Army.
xXExtremeGeneralXx deals 4,000 damage to Cookie Monster! The Virtuous Guardians deal 3,000 damage to the Ace of Light! The Tripod destroys the Portal! Wrinklers can now be killed with impunity. Kage Kami deals 2,000 damage to Frogadier! His Grenades also explode and kill 12 Wrinklers. OpelSpeedster deals 2,900 damage to a Demonhead Guardian! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1!
The Grandmatriarch Army uses its Special Ability, Elder Frenzy! Its attacks will crit this turn and mini-crit for three more turns. It gains 10,000 HP right now and gains Regen for three turns. Other PGs have a chance to mini-crit as well. The Grandmatriarch Army deals 20,000 damage to the Tripod! The Wrinklers deal 4,400 damage to Engie and Thresh, but the Sentry Gun kills 5 of them. Frogadier destroys a Gravestone! Cookie Monster deals 5,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! The Godmodder destroys the Tripod! Only its Inner Plating remains now... He also deals 20,000 damage to the Auditor! He realizes how many Neutral entities there are and begins forming a plan to get rid of them...
Tricky the Clown destroys the UNSC Maverick! The Maverick, in its last breath, also boosts the Giga Tank's next attack. The Creepy Dummy stands up from its card game and says "You meanie!"
The severely weakened Mob Army deals 6,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie. The Mutant Mobs kill the Creeper Battalion!
The Garden of Eden's Turrets deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer's Shields! It also heals OpelSpeedster, giving him 3,000 HP.
THE OPERATOR lowers the HELIX INTEGRITY, DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY, and CALYPSO INTEGRITY by 20% each! It also removes Calypso's RAMPANCY stat due to it not affecting THE OPERATOR anymore. Finally, it restores 15 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow:III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
The Cage is ready! Enter into the ring! Prove your might! Win a five-point charge boost!
This round only! +1 per charge for anyone who submits a champion!
/null which time zone is the forum using for timestamps?
(+5 means that if you have, for example, 20/25 and 1/40, you could distribute the reward as 25/25 & 1/40, as 6/40 & 20/20, or divide the 5 into chunks (like 4/1, 3/2 etc) This reward is subject to your readjustment, Twin)
/nullpost
Whoops, thought you had finished. Sorry about that.
/unnullpost
Been busy for a while, so here I am, back in the Godmod groove.
Suika Summon [10/40]
Gourd Summon [10/40]
So I have been thinking about the many amusing things that could be done if people started randomly adding personal items to the Alchemiter supply pool. Just saying.
I know that all these NPCs don't pose a threat to me, but I got a little bit carried away at the sounds of pain. What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me! I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
+X to any players who claim this
I finish the potion of hyperness
7/40 x2
1/15 x3
I take the Broken Uraniums Umbridge, then amplify its power, and begin surging with power... 1/3 (part of a three-part attack I will unleash by the end of the round)
Why did Sawbuck join our side? Its cool, and I'm not complaining but...why? Motives? Vendetta? Something else?
28/40
28/40
5/10x3
4/6 fried eggs
Can I have nuclear snowballs anyway?
2/? (counting the third time I charged it, used for this) Potion of Regen. OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO... = Potion of Regen. VII ++++++++++++
I pound a random PG into the ground with Thunderbane.
alternative to destruction of the Maverick
*CLANG* A rather large chunk of the Maverick falls out.
"Under attack sir," an officer manning a station in the CIC room informed the captain.
"We've got the package! Calypso has been transported on board! We're done for here!" the captain said, "I want altitude now!"
"Aye, down thrustsers engaged," was the reply. There was a sudden lurch as the UNSC Maverick began ascending, not unlike an elevator.
"Sir, he's hanging on by his teeth!" an officer reported incredulously, pointing wildly at his screen.
*CLANG* Another chunk of titanium fell away.
"I WANT AFT SECTION C3 EXTERNAL ARMOR SHED NOW!" the captain roared, causing all on the bridge to scramble to fulfill the task. Within a second, the distant clink of explosive bolts throwing extra armor were heard in the bridge.
"CHECK IF HE'S GONE!"
"Target is leaping off falling debris!"
"Calypso! Put Tricky on screen and take control of the PDF turrets and stall for time by focusing fire on the falling debris and Initiate Protocol Autumn," the captain ordered swiftly.
"Aye initiating emergency slip-space jump," was the last thing said before the Maverick dived through a shimmering blue portal.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
+X to any players who claim it
I brew the potion of hyperness with blaze powder. Whatever it is, its like hyperness+strength
Sawbuck is AG? cool. Maybe I can talk to him... but we'll have to deal with Tricky. Tricky has been submitted to the Cage!
10/40 x2
4/15 x3
Suddenly a ghost image of me splits off, wielding Danger: High Voltage, it glows with the same energy as my main form. 2/3
I bend down and sigh for a moment, catching my breath. My multi-colored username returns to it's standard black colors as the tripolars' powers fade and eventually merge into my core personality.
Despite that, however, I still have my tendency to split into multiple personalities and still have their powers.
I cast Super Heal on the Tripod. Unfortunately for me, I cannot heal any remaining entities for the rest of this turn.
(A note/retcon on Super Heal: If I cast it while I still have at least one post left, I cannot cast another health spell. On my last post, I cannot cast Super Heal at all.)
Charitomb [AG]
HP: 45,000
Attacks:
Cannon: Deals heavy damage to one target.
Spread Cannon: Deals moderate damage to a random number of PG targets. Number of targets is determined by the roll of a D4.
Slash: Deals medium damage to one target. Has a 50% chance to mini-crit.
Omnislash: Ultimate Move! Deals insane damage to one target, +2500 for each soul alive. Can only be used after living for 5 turns. Has a 3-turn cooldown.
Passive:
Cannot be harmed if 4 souls are alive. If 3 souls are alive, Charitomb takes 50% reduced damage. If 2 souls are alive, Charitomb takes normal damage.
And with Charitomb, come the souls.
Soul of Healing [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Heals a random AG every turn for 2,500.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Healing. Heals a target for a large amount.
Soul of Revenge [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Causes Charitomb to counter enemies for 1,000 damage.
Burst: KIlls the Soul of Revenge. All AG's gain a slight counter effect until the end of the turn.
Soul of Flame [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Adds 500 extra damage to Charitomb's attacks.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Flame. Makes Charitomb's attack this turn a guaranteed crit.
Soul of Ender [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Hits random PG's for light damage.
Burst: It cloaks the arena in a void-like shroud, making several PG attacks miss.
If you need to nerf this:
Reduce the HP of Charitomb before the souls.
Make it so that Charitomb takes 50% damage with all souls alive, and 25% with 3. (Increase his HP slightly if you do this.)
I WILL KILL THE FLY ARMY. LOGIC IS FOR NOOBY GODMODDERS.
/nullpost
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8/20 Silver sonic
Twin comes back today, correct?
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
/null
I believe so.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Before I post, I am going to check and see how many of you adhered to the 3PPP rule. Results will be posted here.
Nimbleguy: 3/3
Flare Flames: 1/3
rougesteelproject: 3/3
Aegis-A095: 3/3
DemonicDaVinci: 3/3
fseftr: 3/3
OpelSpeedster: 2/3
Irecreeper: 3/3
engie_ninja: 1/3
MinecrafterMenno: 3/3
Endermod2000: 2/3
ninjatwist123: 3/3
TT2000: 4/3
The_Serpent: 2/3
5l1n65h07: 3/3
pionoplayer: 3/3
Minor107: 1/3
ThunderCam777: 2/3
PitTheAngel: 1/3
secret_scribe1: 1/3
sigmatw: 1/3
Looking good so far!
And for the love of godmodder, please do not post while I am posting.
The Black Monolith is immune to the power of memes, and by extension that includes Doge and Dogecoin.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>Press Escape
You press Escape and appear in the main hub. The map has gained some new rooms: "Learning to Draw."
>Tap "Leap of Faith"
You reappear in the "JUMP!/WALK?" room.
>Jump forward
You jump into the pit. It's not as scary as it was before. As you fall, you notice two platforms that you can opt to fall onto.
>Move forward while falling
You move onto the closest platform, leading to a group of stairs. Walking up them reveals a short corridor. At the end is a window covered with some pink substance with curious patterns surrounding it. On the other side is a door titled "The End" and a sign that you can't make out.
What do you do?
>...
I like this idea, but what do you mean by +5?
I will change it to INTEGRATION. I figured that was what you meant.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
Nuclear Warhead AND Supercharged Frying Pan = The Fried Eggs (Level 5: 1/6)
Note: It is not actually fried egg; it's just a name.
Awkward Potion OOO Ghast Tear = Potion of Regeneration (1/2)
You must finish this base potion before modifying it any further.
"Magnificient microwave."
You deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer!
You turn the CRP2 Regiment into a Creeper Battalion! The Mob Army is beginning to lose the battle...looks like they need some assistance quick!
Every PG and Neutral entity takes 1,500 damage!
Nice acronym thingie. I will be using that in the future...
The Polandballs violently deal 3,000 damage to all PGs!
You and your entities will do as you say.
Your entities will do as you say.
You deal 2,000 damage to all AGs and PGs!
The Anti-Polandballs deal 7,000 damage to Kage Kami!
The Eden Shields gain 2,000 HP.
You use the Minecart with Turret to deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer.
Your entities will do as you say.
You did.
You use the Detonation Core to deal 7,500 damage to Fly Army 4!
The Countdown Timer gains 2,500 HP and the Countdown Shields appear!
Well THAT's super effective. I gain 7,500 HP!
You run around the Garden of Eden picking flowers! But what did that accomplish?
You deal 1,000 damage to Fly Swarm 2!
The Tripod gains 2,000 HP.
You deal 5,000 damage to an Enderman Battalion!
I told you, bro. I told you about overused memes.
You got a POTION OF REGENERATION! A potion that, when drank, will slowly restore your health over a period of time.
You have a MOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! On a SERVER?????????????????????????????
unACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are instantly banned from the Godmodder's server! You come back on a few seconds laters, to much fanfare and "trololols," without the mod.
THE OPERATOR loses 1 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY!
What is a "Diamond Barrel?"
You kill Fly Swarm 2!
You attempt to KABAM Cookie Monster, but do not hit in the right spot. He then offers you a cookie.
You turn the SKE3 Regiment into a SKE2 Regiment!
You give the flowers to Tricky the Clown! But what did that accomplish?
You set up an Anti-Poland Shield. (APS)
The Godmodder's own Anti-Anti-Poland-Shield-Shield (AAPSS) stops you!
I don't have coding. I'm not a coding-based entity.
The Godmodder then leaves it to the Felt to break out! Not that he agrees with you.
Project Nexus and the Auditor already have large amounts of HP.
Are you really that sure? You never know. I might be the one to personally see it destroyed. Before I arrive, of course.
The Black Monolith isn't flammable.
You got THE VOID OF HEAT! This powerful sword is truly devoid of heat. Utilizing all the powerful ice magics at its potential, the very blade is forged from ice crystals itself. It doesn't look like it can melt either.
Broken Uranium's Umbrage doesn't have that ability.
You direct all of your rage power into the Black Monolith, but it is immune to rage! So many players of FEZ have raged trying to crack its secret that it has learned to tolerate rage, and your attack.
You deal 25,000 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! That wasn't what I was going to do with the arrow (in fact I would have made it attack this turn) but I actually like this better than what I had planned.
Alright. I will change it.
You buff the Fly Army, transfer Flies from Army 2 to Army 1, and make them start gaining population.
I gain 3,000 HP!
You kill ATV!
HOLD IT!
How and why did your Fried Egg charge jump from 2/6 to 5/6? That's not allowed. You can't boost alchemies. You must charge it for the time allotted, without extra help.
What Sawbuck?
Your entities will do as you say. The Maverick gains Regen!
Potion of Swiftness OOO Sugar = Potion of Hyperness (1/2)
What
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5,000 damage.
The Countdown Timer gains 2,500 HP.
You deal 7,500 damage to Fly Army 3!
You deal 3,000 damage to Fly Army 3!
THE OPERATOR intercepts your malware bomb and feeds it into his own coding, restoring 4 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
1,500 damage.
Welcome! PLEASE read the OP so you can get a better understanding of the game if you haven't already. The way you are currently charging it is fine. It may not be as powerful as other entities, but it won't be converted to the Pro-Godmodders.
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End-of-Turn Battle:
I deal 10,000 damage to The Auditor! Project Nexus looks tanky and nothing but trouble.
Project Nexus summon 5 more Grunts that deal 1,000 damage to the Ace of Light!
LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to a Demonhead Guardian! Thresh breaks a Fruit Cart! "MY WATERMELON!" He gains 2,000 HP. Fegelein and Engie deal an Antic-boosted 7,500 damage to the Grandmatriarch Army! The Ace of Light deals 3,000 damage to Frogadier! The Neurax Worm Queen creates 4 new eggs! The Fly Hive deals 2,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! I will not make them infect entities until after I PM Thunder regarding the Fly Army.
xXExtremeGeneralXx deals 4,000 damage to Cookie Monster! The Virtuous Guardians deal 3,000 damage to the Ace of Light! The Tripod destroys the Portal! Wrinklers can now be killed with impunity. Kage Kami deals 2,000 damage to Frogadier! His Grenades also explode and kill 12 Wrinklers. OpelSpeedster deals 2,900 damage to a Demonhead Guardian! Calypso lowers THE OPERATOR's ROOTKIT INTEGRITY by 1!
The Grandmatriarch Army uses its Special Ability, Elder Frenzy! Its attacks will crit this turn and mini-crit for three more turns. It gains 10,000 HP right now and gains Regen for three turns. Other PGs have a chance to mini-crit as well. The Grandmatriarch Army deals 20,000 damage to the Tripod! The Wrinklers deal 4,400 damage to Engie and Thresh, but the Sentry Gun kills 5 of them. Frogadier destroys a Gravestone! Cookie Monster deals 5,000 damage to OpelSpeedster! The Godmodder destroys the Tripod! Only its Inner Plating remains now... He also deals 20,000 damage to the Auditor! He realizes how many Neutral entities there are and begins forming a plan to get rid of them...
Tricky the Clown destroys the UNSC Maverick! The Maverick, in its last breath, also boosts the Giga Tank's next attack. The Creepy Dummy stands up from its card game and says "You meanie!"
The severely weakened Mob Army deals 6,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie. The Mutant Mobs kill the Creeper Battalion!
The Garden of Eden's Turrets deal 5,000 damage to the Countdown Timer's Shields! It also heals OpelSpeedster, giving him 3,000 HP.
THE OPERATOR lowers the HELIX INTEGRITY, DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY, and CALYPSO INTEGRITY by 20% each! It also removes Calypso's RAMPANCY stat due to it not affecting THE OPERATOR anymore. Finally, it restores 15 ROOTKIT INTEGRITY.
The 10th Cueball lights up...
Sawbuck appears!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal: 2/5 HP.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Gaben, Bubsy, Hussiebot.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 46,500/100,000.
Countdown Timer: [???] HP: 23,000/50,000. Shields: 15,000/20,000 HP. Countdown: IIII TIMER INTEGRITY: 80%
Gravestone: [???] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x10.)
Fruit Carts: [???] HP: 1/1. (x40.)
Project Nexus: [H] HP: 100,000/100,000. The Auditor: 220,000/250,000. Troops: Grunts: 500/500. (x10.)
Demonhead Guardian: [N] HP: 1,600/15,000. (x4.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 980,150/1,000,000. HELIX INTEGRITY: 50%. Tauros: 7,500/7,500. Yanmega: 8,000/8,000. Tailow: 5,000/5,000. Growlithe: 5,000/5,000. Litwick: 5,000/5,000.
Insanity: [N] HP: 248,400/250,000. Charge: 6/25. Bound.
Thresh: [N] HP: 61,000/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY.
Fegelein: [N] HP: 73,400/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 7/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 89,000/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 3 Sentry HP: 20,000/20,000.
Purple: [N] HP: 148,400/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.
Ace of Light: [N] HP: 16,800/41,300.
Neurax Worm Queen: [N] HP: 195,500/200,000.
Neurax Worm Eggs: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x6.)
Fly Hive: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Fly Army 1: 1,000 Population. Fly Army 2: 0 Population. Fly Army 3: 2,795 Population. Fly Army 4: 0 Population.
xXExtremeGeneralXx: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Special: Goes full Huetard. Votes: IIII
Virtuous Guardians: [AG] HP: 5,500/7,500 (x9.)
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 0/75,000. Thick Plating: 0/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Mega Laser: III Plasma Blaster: III DEMOBOSS INTEGRITY: 38%
Kage Kami: [AG] HP: 121,000/130,000. KAGEKAMI INTEGRITY: 80%
Kage Kami Grenade: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
OpelSpeedster: [AG] HP: 23,000/71,500/75,000. ATK: -100. DEF: +100.
RAGE INTEGRITY: 50% (RAISES ATTACK, LOWERS DEFENSE)
PACIFIST INTEGRITY: 21% (LOWERS ATTACK, RAISES DEFENSE)
INSANE INTEGRITY: 36% (RAISES ACCURACY, LOWERS MAX HP)
SELF INTEGRITY: 1% (LOWERS ACCURACY, RAISES MAX HP)
INSTABILITY: 20% (LOWERS MORALITY, EVENTUALLY BECOMING HOSTILE)
Calypso: [AG] CALYPSO INTEGRITY: 7%. INTEGRATION: 17%. (In intellectual mode: +2 integration per turn.)
Grandmatriarch Army: [PG BOSS] HP: 47,650/166,000. Elder Frenzy: IIIII Regen: III
Wrinklers: [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x83.) Contamination: IIII
Frogadier: [PG] HP: 19,000/50,000. Evolution Bar: IIIII Sick: IIII
Cookie Monster: [PG] HP: 57,600/100,000. Sick: IIII Contamination: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 49/125.
THE OPERATOR: [H] HP: Looks like tommorrow is the day you call "April Fools." I wonder what pranks people will pull.
ROOTKIT INT̴̡EGRITY: 49%
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SELF-AWARENESS: 100%
GLITCH PROBABILITY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
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Pool Room:
Tricky the Clown: [H] HP: ??? Weakness: Unknown.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Dr. Christoff: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Giga Tank: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heavy Plating: 0/15,000. Housing cannons, missile racks, and miniguns. Giga Plating: 20,000/20,000. Housing railguns, flamethrowers, and drone bays. Mega Plating: 25,000/25,000. Housing energy core and shield generator.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x10.)
Sawbuck: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
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Dark Cave Zone:
Enderman Battalion: [AG] HP: 4,000/10,000.
SKE2 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 9,000/10,000 HP. (x2.)
WSK2 Regiment: [AG] WSK: 4,000/10,000. (x2.)
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 11,750/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 23,000/100,000.
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Garden of Eden:
Eden Core: [AG] Creation Kit: 15,000/15,000 HP. Heals 5 AG entities each turn. ZAX Mainframe: 20,000/20,000 HP.
Defense Turret Liberty: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Defense Turret Independence: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. 5,000/5,000 Shields. Tesla Cannon: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Garden Shields: [AG] HP: 17,000/40,000.
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Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [P]
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The Forge:
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Endermod2000: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Xandersol: [N] Status: Active
rougesteelproject: [N] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TO DemonicDaVinci, who was asking, I am AG!
Also I changed the Charge Time to 15 Because OP.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
You also need to wait a while after twins done posting.
I'll be making my great escape now!
The Cage is ready! Enter into the ring! Prove your might! Win a five-point charge boost!
This round only! +1 per charge for anyone who submits a champion!
/null which time zone is the forum using for timestamps?
(+5 means that if you have, for example, 20/25 and 1/40, you could distribute the reward as 25/25 & 1/40, as 6/40 & 20/20, or divide the 5 into chunks (like 4/1, 3/2 etc) This reward is subject to your readjustment, Twin)
Whoops, thought you had finished. Sorry about that.
/unnullpost
Been busy for a while, so here I am, back in the Godmod groove.
Suika Summon [10/40]
Gourd Summon [10/40]
So I have been thinking about the many amusing things that could be done if people started randomly adding personal items to the Alchemiter supply pool. Just saying.
Pandemonium, and all that.
What I may never know is the place of the maze, where I would have erased some fricken fairies from space; I neglected to ask before I killed the last dairy farmer who knew. I wish I had waited for you; I wish I could invoke some better part of me!
I know I'm supposed to be all, "The One," but I have too much fun killing everyone.
Please.
I finish the potion of hyperness
7/40 x2
1/15 x3
I take the Broken Uraniums Umbridge, then amplify its power, and begin surging with power... 1/3 (part of a three-part attack I will unleash by the end of the round)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
1040Molten Processor the Countdown Timer.
I really do not want to see what happens if it hits 0.
Why did Sawbuck join our side? Its cool, and I'm not complaining but...why? Motives? Vendetta? Something else?
28/40
28/40
5/10x3
4/6 fried eggs
Can I have nuclear snowballs anyway?
2/? (counting the third time I charged it, used for this) Potion of Regen. OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO brightstone dust OOO... = Potion of Regen. VII ++++++++++++
I pound a random PG into the ground with Thunderbane.
alternative to destruction of the Maverick
*CLANG* A rather large chunk of the Maverick falls out.
"Under attack sir," an officer manning a station in the CIC room informed the captain.
"We've got the package! Calypso has been transported on board! We're done for here!" the captain said, "I want altitude now!"
"Aye, down thrustsers engaged," was the reply. There was a sudden lurch as the UNSC Maverick began ascending, not unlike an elevator.
"Sir, he's hanging on by his teeth!" an officer reported incredulously, pointing wildly at his screen.
*CLANG* Another chunk of titanium fell away.
"I WANT AFT SECTION C3 EXTERNAL ARMOR SHED NOW!" the captain roared, causing all on the bridge to scramble to fulfill the task. Within a second, the distant clink of explosive bolts throwing extra armor were heard in the bridge.
"CHECK IF HE'S GONE!"
"Target is leaping off falling debris!"
"Calypso! Put Tricky on screen and take control of the PDF turrets and stall for time by focusing fire on the falling debris and Initiate Protocol Autumn," the captain ordered swiftly.
"Aye initiating emergency slip-space jump," was the last thing said before the Maverick dived through a shimmering blue portal.
+3 to piono
Seriously guys, just expedite your own charges with my offer by boosting my stuff.
Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that the one to provide assistance is charging. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.
Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
I brew the potion of hyperness with blaze powder. Whatever it is, its like hyperness+strength
Sawbuck is AG? cool. Maybe I can talk to him... but we'll have to deal with Tricky. Tricky has been submitted to the Cage!
10/40 x2
4/15 x3
Suddenly a ghost image of me splits off, wielding Danger: High Voltage, it glows with the same energy as my main form. 2/3
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
*stares at Tripod's danger state*
Oh [Censored].
Well, seems like we're going through tough times.
I think we should retreat a bit...
I bend down and sigh for a moment, catching my breath. My multi-colored username returns to it's standard black colors as the tripolars' powers fade and eventually merge into my core personality.
Despite that, however, I still have my tendency to split into multiple personalities and still have their powers.
I cast Super Heal on the Tripod. Unfortunately for me, I cannot heal any remaining entities for the rest of this turn.
(A note/retcon on Super Heal: If I cast it while I still have at least one post left, I cannot cast another health spell. On my last post, I cannot cast Super Heal at all.)
2/15
I alchemize Cocoa Beans && XBOX, Making the XBOX Beans!
After planted, if you let them charge five, XBOX Beanstalks will grow!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Liberty Prime: 24/40
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 18/40
I use an Experimental MIRV to deal damage to the Countdown.
The ZAX begins to output more commands:
Orbital Strike: 1/20
14/40x2
I red barrel a mob battalion/regiment.
11/40
I begin a unique upgrade for the alchemiter that has nothing to do with levels.
1/40
( 40 / 40 )
It's complete!
CHARITOMB, THE HAUNTED MEMORIAL!
Charitomb [AG]
HP: 45,000
Attacks:
Cannon: Deals heavy damage to one target.
Spread Cannon: Deals moderate damage to a random number of PG targets. Number of targets is determined by the roll of a D4.
Slash: Deals medium damage to one target. Has a 50% chance to mini-crit.
Omnislash: Ultimate Move! Deals insane damage to one target, +2500 for each soul alive. Can only be used after living for 5 turns. Has a 3-turn cooldown.
Passive:
Cannot be harmed if 4 souls are alive. If 3 souls are alive, Charitomb takes 50% reduced damage. If 2 souls are alive, Charitomb takes normal damage.
And with Charitomb, come the souls.
Soul of Healing [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Heals a random AG every turn for 2,500.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Healing. Heals a target for a large amount.
Soul of Revenge [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Causes Charitomb to counter enemies for 1,000 damage.
Burst: KIlls the Soul of Revenge. All AG's gain a slight counter effect until the end of the turn.
Soul of Flame [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Adds 500 extra damage to Charitomb's attacks.
Burst: Kills the Soul of Flame. Makes Charitomb's attack this turn a guaranteed crit.
Soul of Ender [AG]
HP: 8,000
Ability: Hits random PG's for light damage.
Burst: It cloaks the arena in a void-like shroud, making several PG attacks miss.
If you need to nerf this:
Reduce the HP of Charitomb before the souls.
Make it so that Charitomb takes 50% damage with all souls alive, and 25% with 3. (Increase his HP slightly if you do this.)
...
Troll Jegus Christ, that took awhile...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)