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Liberty Prime: 20/40
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 14/40

I use a nuclear microwave on the countdown.

Reasons to Defend the Garden of Eden:

1. ​It auto-heals the team. It's a darn hospital.
2. If it gets blown up, no more auto-healing

40/40 x2
11/40 x2

I red barrel a creeper regiment

Post #: II

Got anything else under your unecessarily-long sleeves?

Yes.


I inhale deep air, my eyes glowing pure black(if that's even possible), and scream at a deafening volume:

POLSKAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The sheer sound shockwave causes chunks of the floor to spike up randomly, dealing 1,500 damage to all PG and N entities(AG, H and BOSS are unaffected).

However, immediatly after, sentient balls with eyes bearing two colors - red top and white bottom, resembling an upside down Polish flag - begin falling from the sky. Out of a sudden, they all wear fake horns, wooden shields and plungers with a spike on them. They begin charging violently at all PGs, dealing violent damage before all of them are killed.

...I am impressed.

....nice attack.

It's full of pow! I like it!

NO GODMODDA IS HARMD, DO NOT WANT

Alright, I need a break. I'm not posting tomorrow or the day after that. Remember that you can all post only three times in this period. I'll be back on Monday. I might be taking a longer break next week too, but do NOT consider it an Intermission.

-Twin

( 37 / 40 )
Bind the souls to the mech...

( 19 / 20 )
UPSTARTRIGHTLEFTDOWNUPRIGHTDOWNABSTARTSLECTUPDOWNRIGHTLEFTDOWNBARIGHTAAABUPRIGHTDOWNLEFTSTART-
WHURRRRRRRR-

I quickly make a run for Anna's bow... ( 1 / 3 )

Arrival of Jinx: [21/40]

Insanity: [N] HP: 249,900/250,000. Charge: 6/25. Bound.
"Heh. I'll arrive on the field at the same time Jinx does."
Thresh: [N] HP: 64,900/80,000. Guarding Insanity. Lantern: READY
Fegelein: [N] HP: 73,900/74,000. Guarding Insanity. Antics: 8/10.
Engie: [N] HP: 94,900/100,000. Guarding Insanity. Lv. 1 Dispenser HP: 5,000/5,000. Lv. 2 Sentry HP: 5,000/10,000.
"Is the sentry even doing anything?"
Purple: [N] HP: 149,900/150,000. Guarding Insanity. Bound.

"Upgrading my sentry."
"I like how you question whether it's actually doing anything, then spend resources on it."
"It doesn't need too much. Just a couple of random things I find on the ground will do."
*Holds up Razorback and Crit-A-Cola*
"Wie zum Teufel haben Sie 200 Stücke von Metall aus einer Getränkedose und einem Bogen zu bekommen?"
"Physics doesn't apply to me."
Not directly.
But it still does apply.
"Anyway, Thresh, destroy a fruit cart. It will work. Fegelein, can you use antics to deal damage?"
"Es funktioniert besser, als ich zu schwächen."
"But you can do it?"
"Ja."
"Nuke the Grandmatriarch Army."

Quote from TwinBuilder

Alright, I need a break. I'm not posting tomorrow or the day after that. Remember that you can all post only three times in this period. I'll be back on Monday. I might be taking a longer break next week too, but do NOT consider it an Intermission.

-Twin

Alright, have a nice whatever you're doing! :3

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NOTE: Intentionally aiming for a fruit cart has a 80% chance of missing and hitting anything else while only dealing only 50% damage.

Quote from Aegis-A095

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NOTE: Intentionally aiming for a fruit cart has a 80% chance of missing and hitting anything else while only dealing only 50% damage.

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By technicality, due to the large number of fruit carts, that means you will most likely miss 4 fruit carts completely and hit a 5th one.

Liberty Prime: 21/40
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 15/40

ZAX Interface Commands:

ZAX V 4.9, AG build
/Initialized.
Defense Turrets: IDLE
Eden Core: Idle
/cms
CMDS:
Eden Core:
/heal
Entity=Tripod
Player=OpelSpeedster
Entity=Calypso
Defense Turrets:
/install RangeFinder
...
Range Finder module installed!
...
TurretTarget:
Entity=CountdownTimer

Quote from Aegis-A095

Ooh. That sounds interesting... (BTW, did I say Influence? I meant integration.)

25/40
25/40
2/10x3

I take my Thunderbane and fry OPERATOR's circuits with it by stabbing him and causing a power surge.

I alchemize a nuclear warhead AND SUPERCHARGED FRYING PAN = Nuclear Frying Pan Of Doom - instead of a supercharged explosion, I get a nuclear blast channeled into pure kinetic force and knockback with every strike! 1/(probably 6)

I just take the other Brightstone Dust. I put an Awkward Potion and a Ghast Tear through the brewer AND Brightstone Dust, AND Brightstone Dust, AND Brightstone Dust, AND Brightstone Dust... (boosts duration AND potency of the solution without detracting anything) Potion of Regen. XII

+3 to piono
WHY YOU SHOULD HELP ME

It will speed the pace at which both of our charges fill and facilitate the end of the Felt, and you get instnant gratification where you will be able to use the charges gifted in the post you help me in.

Article 1A +X to person(s) who [assists] me between this and my next post, where x is the number of charges that are incomplete. This offer is valid once per post in which assistance is traded for X charges.

Article 1B term [assist] is defined as attempting to assist with an attack or boosting charges.

You use OOO for breeding, not AND.

Anti-Polska!


I deal 2.000 damage to all AGs and PGs.

A group of Black and Blue Anti-Polandballs fall from the sky, dealing even more violent damage to all AGs before being killed!

I repair the Eden Shields.

Liberty Prime: 22/40
Flexible Tsar Bomba: 16/40

I use the Turret Minecart to attack the Countdown.

Raidriar's Warning 35/40

I command the Neurax Worm Queen to use Egg Burst and the Kage Kami to use Ill Wind.

I also take the moment to summon ten Constructs in the pool room.

Thanks for putting the effort into my new summons!

Thought I destroyed one of the armies...anyways, I follow up by using my DETONATION CORE on the weakest fly army! I'm assuming the hive will only replenish currently existing fly armies, and not attempt to create new armies... otherwise, this could well be impossible...

This won't be so easy.
I shoot a repair kit of repair kits at the Countdown Timer. The timer is healed.
In the meantime, deploy the shields!

Countdown Timer Shields [N]
20,000/20,000 HP

I blast a fly army to pieces with a PATELUNA'S SPLOSION from Pateluna's Bow.
STEP AWAY FROM THE TIMER, AND I JUST MIGHT RECONSIDER STABBING YOU.

Raidriar's Warning: 36/40

Watch out, The_Serpent... They'll be coming for YOU now...

I coat the Ellorium Autobow in healing magic, then fire it at TwinBuilder.

Quote from engie_ninja

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By technicality, due to the large number of fruit carts, that means you will most likely miss 4 fruit carts completely and hit a 5th one.

/null

You know what that meant, anything else as in anything but a fruit cart.

17/20

I run around the Garden of Eden picking flowers

In case it needs to be, I charge the cage 2/3

(I retconned the proposal to also be a charge)

It's okay if you need a break, Twin. Just expect there to be a huge buildup of posts when you get back...

I drop cans of pesticide all over a fly swarm!