The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
( 21 / 40 )
Desert Zone!
Yaaaaayyyy!
I use a Mystery Potion on Problem Sleuth. (Roll a D20.)
(1: The potion poisons Problem Sleuth, and hurts him for 2000!)
(2 - 5: The potion hurts Problem Sleuth for 2000!)
(6 - 10: The potion does nothing.)
(11 - 15: The potion gives Problem Sleuth Regeneration!)
(16 - 19: The potion restores 2000 HP!)
(20: The potion restores 5000 HP!)
Soulless Serpent stabs a Chair-Knight with the Infinity Blade next turn, when it is ready. Just saving some command time here. This turn, he stabs Crusher with the XBlades of Xperience.
This should be one of, if not the, last posts. Or maybe it passed. I'm not sure.
I remind sigma that I already have every Ancestral Artifact except one, and I have judged that it is in all probability currently aboard a Crockercorp Ship. With that said, I attempt to give the Artifacts to the Godmodder.
"Well, sigmatw, why don't we have a little fun?" I say as raise my hands. A huge blue aura forms around me, and the sky grows dark. My hair whips around me in the storm. A huge turret rises out of the ground and reveals itself to be... The AGS Turret, or Anti-Godmodder-Sigma Turret. Several monsters from the furthest ring appearify to help me. "May the best Godmodder win."
I point out to doc scratch that this land does not hold much in items compared to others,then use bedrock to repair the 4th wall,then transform the AGS turret to the Anti The Serpent Turret, and it fires on The Serpent, knocking the artifacts off of him, then I get the artifacts and then offer them to twinbuilder in trade for his DNA
(To be honest, i have a stupid idea for DTG3: Two Servers. It works like dual-world gameplay, in which you can only "Play" in one of them until you defeat the godmodder in the "Server". Each godmodder has 75 HP, meaning the godmodder has 150 HP total. After both servers are defeated, you need to advance to "Godmodder Fortress", a Dr. Wily Castle-esque (Meaning tons of waves) fight to beat the godmodder once and for all (or two weeks, whichever comes first.) If you reach enough deaths (Because the godmodder gave you HP bars for this because he loves to see you suffer), you lose an "attempt". Lose all 3 of your attempts and you need to beat the godmodder in both servers (With 3 HP this time) before you can get 3 more attempts. Is it cool? Or is it dumb?)
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
Mario my good sir...
Welcome to DTG2!
Make sure to read the OP before doing anything!
Also, we've passed the post limit, so all attacks and moves won't be counted until Twin Posts.
/nullpost
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
11/29/2012
Posts:
69
Location:
Ylisstol
Minecraft:
Northern_Lights0
Member Details
/nullpost
Twin, Kaguya is on the field, Red Stone of Aja-ing the PGs, as I set out passively. (Kaguya auto-lazering the Crockercorps)
Just to let you know...
"Passive charges" work because although they don't require a post each turn, everyone's posts will charge it up, or the amount of turns it takes to passive charge something (like Utsuho Reiuji, a Sigma-class (or whatever is closest to sigma that is an actual class) would take longer than actively charging.
/nullpost
Charging limits have been changed: you can now charge two major entities at one time, and an additional smaller thing all at once. But you can't charge any more than that.
I enderpearl next to Itchy, then fart on his head. I then smash his head open. if he dodges, i use enderpearl spam to confuse him with teleports before telefragging him by throwing an ender pearl into his face.
Virus Actions: the virus uses Reduce Itchy's Integrity! due to the damaged antivirus and his low HP, it's Super Effective!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: Tech Officer Kevyn gets the idea to block attacks by teraporting random blocks in the path of them, while weapons fire fires on the Death Egg Robot.
Mob Invasion Actions: the reforms kick in! Mobs are now organized into battalions. up to 5 battalions can merge and boost abilities by forming a Regiment. Extra Battalions can be created by the Mobile Dungeon or Stationary Dungeon. All battalions have 10000 maximum health and damage based on their remaining health.
Battalion Types:
Zombie Battalion: due to toughness, high numbers, and the ability to summon reinforcements, Zombie Battalions have 50% damage resistance. in a battalion, they have a 50% chance to take fire instead of another type of battalion (tested seperately for each battalion if there are multiple battalions of zombies)
Skeleton Battalion: skeletons counter-attack any units that attack them for half their normal attack damage. half of their normal counter-attack damage applies to units that attack of different member of the same regiment.
Creeper Battalion: creeper battalions lose 10% of their health when attacking, but deal high damage, with further bonuses against immobile structures. they deal additional damage if allies are there to distract enemy fire.
Spider Battalion: spiders are able to poison opposing units, dealing damage over time.
ESFB Battalion: enderman teleport behind enemy lines, bypassing enemy special defenses. In regiments, they increase allied damage and reduce hostile damage due to their teleport distractions.
Wither General: currently not creatable. has 20000 HP, attacks 3 times (against the same or different targets), causes withering DOT effect, recovers 25% of damage dealt by either initial attack or wither DOT. Also boosts the attack and defense of all Mob Battalions in the area by 10%.
Only these types of Battalions are creatable currently, advanced spawners are needed for more types. Current squads convert into 1 Wither General, 1 Zombie Battalion, and one ESFB Battalion. Mobile dungeon retains current functionality.
Suddenly a portal opens near me, something is coming out it is it is... ME?!?!?!?!?
Turns out its me from the Be the Godmodder:Defeat Notch thread.
"Now that i am done with dumb Notch, i have heard of a artifacts of the psi godmodder that gives the user his power.
I am interested, i will help you and "we" will rule.
Why? Cause you are me and with my godmodding powers i will not be stopped!!!!"
Yay!
I have a godmodder on my side!
And its ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
21/40 for my charge
3/4 for the suit
+1 to Aegis’s charges
+1 to the charge factory
I see… I’m going to need something to deal with Doc Scratch. Oh wait... loophole... Remember how Doc Scratch turns me into a goomba in 1-1 on mario? Curse of Repetitiveness. His attempt fails, as that was the very first thing the godmodder did in reaction to players helping him in the first game.
Scratch's attack fails, and as such, my attack connects when his counter fails.
I drink my custom modded speed boost potion (which provides speed 100 for 15 seconds), then run around like nuts and drop loads of auto-priming TNT over the battlefield, trying to avoid hitting AG entities (I will avoid damaging myself due to my speed), and trying to nail Itchy with some of the TNT.
I high-five TwinBuilder in celebration of the 100k views.
I increase the Virus' integrity.
Fed up of Itchy, I cast a spell that slows time down relative to Crusher48 to aid him in his attack against Itchy. Unfortunately, since I am still a Beta+ Wizard, Itchy still moves faster than Crusher48 in his point of view, although he now moves fast enough to be able to keep him up, just with a few chances of missing.
I draft an army of 1000 lvl 1 sorcerors (well, more like threaten to kill them unless they help), then have them all fire a barrage of magic missiles at Itchy. Due to the unique mechanics of that spell, the attack is ABSOLUTELY undodgable, uncounterable (except for a few exceptions which he does not know about due to the crossover universe), and is guarunteed to hit.
Soulless Serpent attacks Problem Sleuth with Pateluna's Bludgeoner. Alchemy Serpent duplicates Pateluna's Bow while wearing From Lead to Gold to see what happens. 1/5?.
Suddenly, I see Godmodder Sigma preparing to steal the artifacts from me. I grin in amusement. "Hah. So you think you can stop me? Well, I should remind you you're dealing with a Gamma+ Godmodder!" I hold out my hand and a huge Paradox Wall appears around both Sigmas. It slowly closes in on them. "T1ck t0ck, sigmatw."
Soulless Serpent deals 7,500 damage!
You duplicate your Palutena's Bow!
A Paradox Wall barricades sigmatw and Godmodder Sigma!
I blast a mini-laser up at the ship he's cowering in. Just to see if it does anything.
Yes, I did make that.
Hmm. That's a nice laser cannon you have there. Very energy-efficient. It looks like its beams are made of concentrated redstone superheated up to 4,000 degrees. Very powerful. However, since it is made out of redstone, it looks like a simple TNT wall will completely negate the blast...
...and send explosive destruction raining down upon you.
I'm pretty sure you calculated an error. It's not the numbers that pop up, it's the number that pops up when you do the entire problem.
Allow me to elaborate HOW the number would be calculated in that attack:
First, roll 4 100-sided dice. (EXAMPLE: 11, 25, 46, 23)
Second, add up all the numbers from the dice rolls. (105)
Third, divide the resulting number from the second step by 2. (52.5,)
Fourth, round the number from step three. (52.5 = 53)
Last, subtract 1 from step Four's number. (53 - 1 = 52)
There. I think you may have missed something. The reason i made the attack was because it would be stupidly hard for it to work. Just like every other attack!
Either way, i try again with this information stuffed in your face.
(And also, it's not that i became female, it's that the bracelet thingy let me become female. And also male, but whatever. Just more things to troll with.)
No, I calculated the entire attack. I should have phrased it better. Though I will make the attack go through again...
Yes, i know that why we are collecting the artifacts!
"What he said"
Godmodder sigma simply pulls out a anti-paradox spray and sprays the paradox wall, where it immediately disintegrates into nothingness.
"I always bring a infinite size bag full of everything, well 99.999999999999999999999999999999999% of everything to be exact. Time to go looking around"
Godmodder sigma summons a bunch of drones to look around for research on the Godmodder.
I use the Spawner Egg from /give to spawn a Zombie which I instantly punch repeatedly to death. I add a portion of his flesh into the Alchemiter inventory.
I shoot a magic missile at the godmodder, dealing 1d4+1 damage unless he figures out on of the few ways to counter the spell (unless it specifically says it counters magic missile, it does not.
Meanwhile, 4 dungeons are added to Dark Cave Zone. these dungeons act like the mobile dungeon but cannot leave the zone. Operations continue on building a nether fortress...
Dungeon Spawner: 10000/10000 HP x4
1/20 Nether Fortress
The Godmodder counters the Magic Missile by showing it SCIENCE!
I aim up with the Ellorium Crossbow at the Crockercorp ship.
Ah, Ellorium. That particular alloy can be very powerful, cutting right through most sturdy metals. However, have I ever shown you what happens if you teleport an Ellorium Bolt?
*BOOM*
They tend to short-circuit the portal, causing it to fade out of existence. The temportal energy released can level a skyscraper.
Scavenging: 16/20 Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye, Pinkamena's Chainsaw, Toilet Hospitalizer scrap ceramics
Brohood o' Steel: 7/25
Glitchy Neo Samurai teams up with Missingno to exploit major bugs against fseftr!
Brotherhood of Steel negotiation report: >DDV: I will reiterate the gravity of the battle ongoing. If the Godmodder succeeds, ALL of our dimensions will collapse... you simply MUST help. >>Paladin Fensworth: We will not help you glorified raiders on your petty battle against this "God Modder". Go and have some mercs help you instead; we preserve the past, not aid criminals. >DDV: Who's not to say you and your fancy Brotherhood isn't just a syndicate of highly-armed raiders who steal technology? >>Paladin: Take that back, tribal, or I'll blow your head off. >DDV: Yup, you're definitely a highly-armed raider. >>Paladin: ... >>Paladin: Let's try this again, shall we? --End Report
To all AGs, please help out on the negotiation with the Brotherhood. Thing are getting... tense, at best.
Oh, my Godmodder... Some people don't read the rules, do they?
Charge Factory: 6/40
I use the Contaminated Gear on Lord Helix. Just to see if it does anything.
[Agression symptom mutated]
[Genes in the Neurax Worm have been manipulated to mutate the Agression symption without using DNA Points]
Also, Lord Helix is about 100,000 times punier than the Neurax Worm, how come he gets more HP and more power? Everything is the Neurax Worm's servant, the Neurax is our eternal god.
I guess "Oh My Godmodder" is officially a thing now, eh?
THE ALMIGHTY LORD HELIX WILL NOT BE CONTAMINATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU DOME DWELLERS, PRAISE BE!
I use a Mystery Potion on Problem Sleuth. (Roll a D20.)
(1: The potion poisons Problem Sleuth, and hurts him for 2000!)
(2 - 5: The potion hurts Problem Sleuth for 2000!)
(6 - 10: The potion does nothing.)
(11 - 15: The potion gives Problem Sleuth Regeneration!)
(16 - 19: The potion restores 2000 HP!)
(20: The potion restores 5000 HP!)
Soulless Serpent stabs a Chair-Knight with the Infinity Blade next turn, when it is ready. Just saving some command time here. This turn, he stabs Crusher with the XBlades of Xperience.
This should be one of, if not the, last posts. Or maybe it passed. I'm not sure.
I remind sigma that I already have every Ancestral Artifact except one, and I have judged that it is in all probability currently aboard a Crockercorp Ship. With that said, I attempt to give the Artifacts to the Godmodder.
"Well, sigmatw, why don't we have a little fun?" I say as raise my hands. A huge blue aura forms around me, and the sky grows dark. My hair whips around me in the storm. A huge turret rises out of the ground and reveals itself to be... The AGS Turret, or Anti-Godmodder-Sigma Turret. Several monsters from the furthest ring appearify to help me. "May the best Godmodder win."
Soulless Serpent deals 7,500 damage to Enraged Crusher!
By the way, what are all of the Artifacts and how many of them are there?
I point out to doc scratch that this land does not hold much in items compared to others,then use bedrock to repair the 4th wall,then transform the AGS turret to the Anti The Serpent Turret, and it fires on The Serpent, knocking the artifacts off of him, then I get the artifacts and then offer them to twinbuilder in trade for his DNA
What do you mean, it doesn't hold much in items? I didn't come here for items.
You don't know where the 4th Wall is!
The AGS Turret shoots you repeatedly every time you try!
(To be honest, i have a stupid idea for DTG3: Two Servers. It works like dual-world gameplay, in which you can only "Play" in one of them until you defeat the godmodder in the "Server". Each godmodder has 75 HP, meaning the godmodder has 150 HP total. After both servers are defeated, you need to advance to "Godmodder Fortress", a Dr. Wily Castle-esque (Meaning tons of waves) fight to beat the godmodder once and for all (or two weeks, whichever comes first.) If you reach enough deaths (Because the godmodder gave you HP bars for this because he loves to see you suffer), you lose an "attempt". Lose all 3 of your attempts and you need to beat the godmodder in both servers (With 3 HP this time) before you can get 3 more attempts. Is it cool? Or is it dumb?)
Welcome to DTG2!
Make sure to read the OP before doing anything!
Also, we've passed the post limit, so all attacks and moves won't be counted until Twin Posts.
/nullpost
Twin, Kaguya is on the field, Red Stone of Aja-ing the PGs, as I set out passively. (Kaguya auto-lazering the Crockercorps)
Just to let you know...
"Passive charges" work because although they don't require a post each turn, everyone's posts will charge it up, or the amount of turns it takes to passive charge something (like Utsuho Reiuji, a Sigma-class (or whatever is closest to sigma that is an actual class) would take longer than actively charging.
/nullpost
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power as all of its ideas have been taken up!
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 3,000 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! The Neurax Worm deals 2,000 damage to Tagon's Toughs' Shields! The Research Drones begin researching the Godmodder. Our Honorable LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot!
minecraftsuxroxor deals 4,000 damage to Demonhead Mobster Kingpin! The Tripod deals 2,500 damage to Fseftr and the Egg Pawn Army! "AND THAT'S WHAT YEH GET FER TOUCHIN THAT!" Problem Sleuth deals 4,000 damage to Fseftr! The Chair-Knights and Rangers deal 2,600 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector! Missingno. glitches out Fseftr, killing him! Tagon's Toughs deal 4,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Its Armor Brigades deal an additional 2,000 damage, and the Mixed Ground Force deals a VIRUS-boosted 2,000 damage!
The Death Egg Robot and Egg Pawn Army kill two Armor Brigades! Godhead Pickle Inspector's attack is blocked by Tagon's Toughs! The Godmodder deals 7,500 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector, kills 10 Chair Knights, and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 8%!
Suddenly, the second Sacred Pool Ball lights up...
Doze added!
GODMODDER: Oh no. GODMODDER: Oh YES.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
How dare you treat the Neurax Worm with such an affront! I'll rip your head off and drink the blood that comes out! (Puts on gas mask and asbestos-lined suit) Mmmph m mmph m m m mmmph!! (Translation: "And then I'll burn you to cinders!")
Can you please change the color of Doc Scratch's text? It's invisible.
Charge Factory: 7/40
I shout at Doc Scratch: "Come down here and fight with honor, you puny twit!"
Soulless Serpent carries out my orders from last turn.
I leave sigma to deal with the Turret. The Artifacts are the Ancestral Gunpowder, the Ancestral Flesh, the Ancestral Bone, the Ancestral String, and the Ancestral Pearl. All of these I have, but there is a sixth Artifact. It is not described thoroughly in the prophecy, but from what I can make out, it is the most important of all, though the others are by no means unimportant. One of my theories is that it is the Disc of Mojang itself. I thonk that it would have been picked up by a Crockercorp Ship, because the prophecy hinted at it being on the sky. Of course, is is just a theory.
Ninja, the color of Vanilla Milkshake (Scratch)'s text being really hard to read without highlighting it is one of the important parts of Doc Scratch. He is supposed to be obnoxiously hard to read. That's part of his thing.
(I like how you do little gags with the Virus HP, Twin.)
I begin summoning the ULTIMA MECH from LittleBIGPlanet 2! (You know, the one that fires plasma projectiles, plasma squares that can instantly destroy some stuff, missiles that cause really honking big explosions, the shields, and can spin around? That mech. If you've gone online on LittleBIGPlanet 2, you'll know what I'm talking about.)
ULTIMA MECH: 1/40
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft? TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
(To be honest, i have a stupid idea for DTG3: Two Servers. It works like dual-world gameplay, in which you can only "Play" in one of them until you defeat the godmodder in the "Server". Each godmodder has 75 HP, meaning the godmodder has 150 HP total. After both servers are defeated, you need to advance to "Godmodder Fortress", a Dr. Wily Castle-esque (Meaning tons of waves) fight to beat the godmodder once and for all (or two weeks, whichever comes first.) If you reach enough deaths (Because the godmodder gave you HP bars for this because he loves to see you suffer), you lose an "attempt". Lose all 3 of your attempts and you need to beat the godmodder in both servers (With 3 HP this time) before you can get 3 more attempts. Is it cool? Or is it dumb?)
/nullpost
It's a neat idea.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
✋ ♒♋❖♏ ■□ ♍●◆♏ ⬥♒♋⧫ ⧫□ ♎□ ⬥♓⧫♒ ❍⍓ ●♓♐♏. ☹
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
Desert Zone!
Yaaaaayyyy!
I use a Mystery Potion on Problem Sleuth. (Roll a D20.)
(1: The potion poisons Problem Sleuth, and hurts him for 2000!)
(2 - 5: The potion hurts Problem Sleuth for 2000!)
(6 - 10: The potion does nothing.)
(11 - 15: The potion gives Problem Sleuth Regeneration!)
(16 - 19: The potion restores 2000 HP!)
(20: The potion restores 5000 HP!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Charge Factory: 7/40
I blast the Crockercorp fleet with nukes.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemy: 2/5?
Soulless Serpent stabs a Chair-Knight with the Infinity Blade next turn, when it is ready. Just saving some command time here. This turn, he stabs Crusher with the XBlades of Xperience.
This should be one of, if not the, last posts. Or maybe it passed. I'm not sure.
I remind sigma that I already have every Ancestral Artifact except one, and I have judged that it is in all probability currently aboard a Crockercorp Ship. With that said, I attempt to give the Artifacts to the Godmodder.
"Well, sigmatw, why don't we have a little fun?" I say as raise my hands. A huge blue aura forms around me, and the sky grows dark. My hair whips around me in the storm. A huge turret rises out of the ground and reveals itself to be... The AGS Turret, or Anti-Godmodder-Sigma Turret. Several monsters from the furthest ring appearify to help me. "May the best Godmodder win."
Oh no
I point out to doc scratch that this land does not hold much in items compared to others,then use bedrock to repair the 4th wall,then transform the AGS turret to the Anti The Serpent Turret, and it fires on The Serpent, knocking the artifacts off of him, then I get the artifacts and then offer them to twinbuilder in trade for his DNA
I'ma do this! Because I did research! I know what I need to do to beat the black monolith!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/nullpost
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Welcome to DTG2!
Make sure to read the OP before doing anything!
Also, we've passed the post limit, so all attacks and moves won't be counted until Twin Posts.
/nullpost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Twin, Kaguya is on the field, Red Stone of Aja-ing the PGs, as I set out passively. (Kaguya auto-lazering the Crockercorps)
Just to let you know...
"Passive charges" work because although they don't require a post each turn, everyone's posts will charge it up, or the amount of turns it takes to passive charge something (like Utsuho Reiuji, a Sigma-class (or whatever is closest to sigma that is an actual class) would take longer than actively charging.
/nullpost
/nullpost
You kill Itchy!
Itchy is killed!
Your entities will do as you say.
Your mob groups turn into Mob Battalions!
Godmodder Sigma appears!
Your vote is added!
Itchy is already dead!
You taste an extremely dangerous poison on it! You throw the hand away in disgust.
Loophole. Ever head of a callback?
You throw Fseftr until he reaches the nonexistent skybox! The Godmodder bets he takes no falling damage.
And he is right!
The Godmodder takes 2 HP out of you!
Itchy is dead!
Epic high-five!
The VIRUS gains 4% INTEGRITY!
That attack failed!
Itchy is dead!
Soulless Serpent deals 7,500 damage!
You duplicate your Palutena's Bow!
A Paradox Wall barricades sigmatw and Godmodder Sigma!
Problem Sleuth will attack Fseftr!
4 Chair-Knights appear!
ITCHY IS DEAD!
Hmm. That's a nice laser cannon you have there. Very energy-efficient. It looks like its beams are made of concentrated redstone superheated up to 4,000 degrees. Very powerful. However, since it is made out of redstone, it looks like a simple TNT wall will completely negate the blast...
...and send explosive destruction raining down upon you.
The Godmodder casts a Buff that lowers the AG's speed by 75%! So, it balances out.
No, I calculated the entire attack. I should have phrased it better. Though I will make the attack go through again...
(96)
(42)
(59)
(75)
Sum = 272
272 / 2 = 136
136 - 1 = 135
135 =/= 7
The Paradox Wall dissappears.
Research Drones appear!
You add ROTTEN FLESH to the Alchemiter inventory.
The Godmodder counters the Magic Missile by showing it SCIENCE!
4 Dungeons appear!
Ah, Ellorium. That particular alloy can be very powerful, cutting right through most sturdy metals. However, have I ever shown you what happens if you teleport an Ellorium Bolt?
*BOOM*
They tend to short-circuit the portal, causing it to fade out of existence. The temportal energy released can level a skyscraper.
Which is why you are in one right now.
An Omega-Laser! Whoa! You deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Pawn Army!
You got the GOLDEN SNOW GUN! A shiny golden snow gun that can shoot radioactive snowballs at anything you desire. Even the snowballs are shiny...
You add a CHAIR to the Alchemiter Inventory.
Technically Sigma isn't a godmodder, and neither is The_Serpent.
Vote added!
Welcome! You can only make 40-post charges. Please read the OP if you haven't already.
All the votes have been taken up...
You suffocate Fseftr, dealing 4,000 damage!
Glitchy Neo Samurai is dead!
You give the VIRUS 4% INTEGRITY and give Problem Sleuth 2,500 HP.
The Tripod will use its Rapid-Fire Grenade Launcher!
I guess "Oh My Godmodder" is officially a thing now, eh?
THE ALMIGHTY LORD HELIX WILL NOT BE CONTAMINATED BY THE LIKES OF YOU DOME DWELLERS, PRAISE BE!
You take away 5% INTEGRITY!
You keep searching.
You deal 5,000 damage!
(3)
Problem Sleuth takes 2,000 damage!
What Crockercorp Fleet?
Soulless Serpent deals 7,500 damage to Enraged Crusher!
By the way, what are all of the Artifacts and how many of them are there?
What do you mean, it doesn't hold much in items? I didn't come here for items.
You don't know where the 4th Wall is!
The AGS Turret shoots you repeatedly every time you try!
No it hasn't.
...
Welcome! PLEASE READ THE OP IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.
Your teeth break the second you clamp down on his armor! He then throws a spiked ball down your esophagus. Results are predictable.
...Excuse me? You kind of HAVE to. It's the rules.
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Everydimensional Portal hums with power as all of its ideas have been taken up!
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 3,000 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! The Neurax Worm deals 2,000 damage to Tagon's Toughs' Shields! The Research Drones begin researching the Godmodder. Our Honorable LORD HELIX deals 5,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot!
minecraftsuxroxor deals 4,000 damage to Demonhead Mobster Kingpin! The Tripod deals 2,500 damage to Fseftr and the Egg Pawn Army! "AND THAT'S WHAT YEH GET FER TOUCHIN THAT!" Problem Sleuth deals 4,000 damage to Fseftr! The Chair-Knights and Rangers deal 2,600 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector! Missingno. glitches out Fseftr, killing him! Tagon's Toughs deal 4,000 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Its Armor Brigades deal an additional 2,000 damage, and the Mixed Ground Force deals a VIRUS-boosted 2,000 damage!
The Death Egg Robot and Egg Pawn Army kill two Armor Brigades! Godhead Pickle Inspector's attack is blocked by Tagon's Toughs! The Godmodder deals 7,500 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector, kills 10 Chair Knights, and lowers the VIRUS's INTEGRITY by 8%!
Suddenly, the second Sacred Pool Ball lights up...
Doze added!
GODMODDER: Oh no.
GODMODDER: Oh YES.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 57,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin: [N] HP: 2,750/25,000.
Neurax Worm: [N] HP: 10,500/20,000.
Research Drones: [N] HP: 500/500. (x4.)
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000.
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 2,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000.
Crusher48 [ENRAGED]: [AG] HP: 16,500/25,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 7,750/60,000.
Chair-Knights: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x2.)
Chair-Rangers: [AG] HP: 600/600. (x20.)
Missingno.: [AG] HP: 2̕9̕͢͡,̵̴͘͞0̢͢0͘͠͠0̸͠/̡͝3́͢0̴̶̡,̢͘0͡0͟͜͏͢0̨̛̕͠.̸̧͏
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 27,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) Mixed Ground Force: 9,000/10,000 HP.
Doze: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 15,900/70,000.
Godhead Pickle Inspector: [PG] HP: 16,650/45,000.
Egg Pawn Army: [PG] HP: 61,400/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: helixbepraised/domebeburned
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 52%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 56%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 30% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 34%
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. 50% resistance against attacks.
ESFB Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Can bypass enemy defenses.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
hammer01: [AG] Status: Idle
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: On Vacation
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
Protector down!
To the volcanoooo!
I decide to instantly kill the Godmodd-
"W-W-What are you doing, Problem Sleuth?"
Problem Sleuth uses Sepulchritude!
"Oh. My. Godmodder."
"GET DOWN!"
(DMK will be instakilled. Problem Sleuth will be instakilled. I'll let you decide what it does to everything else...)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
How dare you treat the Neurax Worm with such an affront! I'll rip your head off and drink the blood that comes out! (Puts on gas mask and asbestos-lined suit) Mmmph m mmph m m m mmmph!! (Translation: "And then I'll burn you to cinders!")
Can you please change the color of Doc Scratch's text? It's invisible.
Charge Factory: 7/40
I shout at Doc Scratch: "Come down here and fight with honor, you puny twit!"
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Alchemy: 3/5
Soulless Serpent carries out my orders from last turn.
I leave sigma to deal with the Turret. The Artifacts are the Ancestral Gunpowder, the Ancestral Flesh, the Ancestral Bone, the Ancestral String, and the Ancestral Pearl. All of these I have, but there is a sixth Artifact. It is not described thoroughly in the prophecy, but from what I can make out, it is the most important of all, though the others are by no means unimportant. One of my theories is that it is the Disc of Mojang itself. I thonk that it would have been picked up by a Crockercorp Ship, because the prophecy hinted at it being on the sky. Of course, is is just a theory.
Ninja, the color of Vanilla Milkshake (Scratch)'s text being really hard to read without highlighting it is one of the important parts of Doc Scratch. He is supposed to be obnoxiously hard to read. That's part of his thing.
Wait, what?
Oh no
I begin summoning the ULTIMA MECH from LittleBIGPlanet 2! (You know, the one that fires plasma projectiles, plasma squares that can instantly destroy some stuff, missiles that cause really honking big explosions, the shields, and can spin around? That mech. If you've gone online on LittleBIGPlanet 2, you'll know what I'm talking about.)
ULTIMA MECH: 1/40
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
That's how he talks in Homestuck. Sorry. If you're having trouble reading it, highlight it with your mouse.
...
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
I repair the Virus' integrity once again.
I notify TwinBuilder that he forgot to count the Anti-Glitch Robot's Glitch-Resistance repairs.
It's a neat idea.