OH. MY. GODMODDER.
I appreciate the rights talk, but don't you think we should give Twin a break?
STOP POSTING!
Though I do have an idea for a prequel, but let's not discuss it now, shan't we?
/nullpost
The Rage Mutagen is complete! I drink it, and attack!
Crusher48 (rage mode): 25000/25000 HP
Abilities:
Manual Control: I do not attack at the end of the round, but instead attack every time I post.
Rage: my attack damage is increased by an amount based on my current health (+50% damage at full HP, +250% damage at 10% HP).
Crippling Defeat: If I am killed, I am unable to do anything other than charges for 3 rounds.
Counterstrike: I can deal damage to foes that attack me in a counter attack automatically for 25% of the damage I take.
Heroic: immune to instakills (I cannot lose more than 80% of my HP in a single round)
Virus Actions: attack antivirus integrity and heal!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: After questioning my ability to lead, Tagon orders his forces to (unknown)
Dark Cave Zone Actions: forces begin reforming into new division types (not complete yet though)
You appear as Crusher48 [ENRAGED]. ...Is it going to become a thing now that everyone's going to summon themselves? Your entities will do as you say.
Ah foo. Stupid, doc.
twin, You know how I called you useless before? Its because you weren't getting involved. I propose an alliance. You want to live a little longer? Its all the same to me, since you won't actually die if you die as an entity. The GM we all know and love will remain the same, split personality disorder and all. However, while you're on the battlefield, you should be useful. Don't want to be locked up? Doc Scratch is going to see you dead, so lets at least make sure you don't go down without a fight. I say we take out that son-of-a-mother-gorilla And show him what's what.
13/40 for my charge
I put the assault rifle through the loom in the hope of getting something to either increase my attack speed or give me combo powers.
I look up the EBF3 chest locations for ire. 12/40
I give Opel caffeine. 21/30
Twin, my plan is this, we're going to take down Doc Scratch. I may not read Homestuck, but I have a friend who does, and whatever it is he's doing, it isn't going to end well for us. I'm not sure, but he might be lying about the whole prime timeline thing, Doc is a master of manipulation, but I doubt he expect me to do...
Suddenly, the time warp reveals its true purpose, remember, the warp wasn't what hit Itchy. Doc Scratch recoils in shock as Danger: High Voltage goes off in his face in both the current and past points in time where the warp appeared, causing not only damage from my shotgun to be applied, but also damage from the paradox energy. pwned.
Although I seem to have sacrificed the damage I did to Itchy... but not you? Wow. This is going to be really annoying.
Anyway twin, any help in taking down the obnoxious doctor will be appreciated
...
...
9/40 x1
You know what? You're absolutely right. Sorry that I was being mean. I say that we try to take down the Doctor! Yeah! Anyways...
Machine Gun ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got MILITARY ARMOR! Bulky camo armor that is good wear for advancing to the front lines and kicking mobs' heads in. Or, in this case, a godmodder's.
Well, I've read Homestuck, and there's one glaring flaw in your paragraph after you attacks: Doc Scratch can't lie. And that's why I'm very afraid. However, he is a master of manipulation. It looks like your attack worked! Wait... what's this?
It looks like Scratch caught the bullet in his hand! He chuckles.
Cute. It looks like your merry band of misfits is trying to fight me. Well, I have a message: That's not going to work. Not yet, anyway. And don't think I'm lying about the First Guardian's death. It's a certainty. You can try to stop it, but you will fail.
Twin, the reason I offer you protection is that you may hold the secret to desolating the Godmodder once and for all. To me, you will never be of no use, like, say, that spare Sharpened Volcano fragment sitting at the bottom of your backpack. This is why i protect you. Plus, I cringe whenever innocents are killed in movies, and what would happen to you? Plus, you're the Game Master...
Also, what Piono said. I may have not read Homestuck, but Doc Scratch seems like an enemy.
I send five Constructs to assist TwinBuilder in his pro-AG acts. Same statistics as last time, they're normal troops.
Well, I guess you're right too. I just want to be able to help and fight... But I see where you're coming from with this. And yes. Scratch does, doesn't he? Five Constructs arrive. Hey, thanks!
14/40 for my charge.
What happened to the machine gun (alchemy)? whatever the answer is, I duplicate it.
I finish looking up EBF3 chests for Ire. 13/40
Zantetsuken 5/10
I need something to give me time powers, until then fseftr makes a good target. I drop the obsidian bucket on him from so far up in the atmosphere that it hits him with the impact of a MOAB (mother of all bombs)
... Finished.
What, already? Wasn't that thing like a 40 post charge? I didn't say I was finished with the whole thing.
Then finished with what? The treads.
... the treads? Yes, the treads.
How big is this thing that it takes ten posts to finish the gorilla treads!?!?!? Now ain't that the question of the day.
Ooh... this round is going to be so much fun...
10/40 x1
I +1 pionoplayer's stuff and supplement the virus by tagging it with code, and turn it into an A.I., giving it the ability to counter attacks against it.
Alright. I'll tag the VIRUS as AG. If you wanted to do that, you would probably have to charge it.
Emergency Glitch Resistance Recovery (EGRR) is complete!
If you can't decypher that, it's basically saying "This is a one-time use thing that boosts the Glitch Resistance of the virus back to 15% if it hits 0.
The EGRR will attempt to raise the GLITCH RESISTANCE as a last resort, if it is depleted.
I mobilize an entire wing of 300 Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II's against the eggbot and make it rain depleted uranium shells and anti-tank missiles on it.
EndRPnT, Itchy is from Homestuck, actually. And you can choosr ideas if no ideas for your team are selected already. Look at the portal on the battlefield.
Soulless Serpent uses his turn voting for Mickey Mouse to come out of the portal.
I shriek and run over to TwinBuilder, stabbing him with... "The Infinity Blade. The God Killer. It took me millenia to find this, to unravel its secrets... Now, at last, I can begin." Stab. I walk away from TwinBuilder and the Dark Knight, and stop my Raidriar impression. And, of course, I take the gunpowder.
Wait a second... limegreen/cherryred...
Cherry Red could mean English, but what about that green - wait a second. Is it... Could it be... No, it's probably just the Felt color... But there's still a slight chance... HER.
Vote added! You use the Infinity Blade andddddddDDDDDDDD////// /// / /
2,000 damage. Wait a minute. I don't have the Gunpowder anymore!
THE_SEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRPEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!
I made theVIRUS's HP that on purpose, since it's so ambiguous! There's a ton of things I could be referring to... But you'll never know.
Abilities:
- Rapid-Fire Engineering -> Has a portable rapid-Alchemiter that can forge a stack of cobble into 4 "alloy" items, and 16 alloy into any non-spoil, non-OP item, and 2 "basic" items into a "Godmodded" item.
- Optical Camoflauge -> All attempts to disable Nitori have a 7/10 chance of failing. (random roll 1-100 less than 30 to hit)
- River Flooding -> Can use water/wind related attacks. Includes "Resurrection Flood", which definitely resurrects Nitori
- Kawashiro Water Gun -> Can terraform any biome into any other, while regenerating the terrain. All non-natural structures will be seamlessly integrated into the new biome. (G-H-ExHills => Mount Hourai, G-Y-ExHills => Bhavra-Agra, G-M-ExHills => Moriya Shrine Mountain + Lake, more Gensokyo-class (G-class) biomes to come)
- Tidal Wave of Itoi-gawa -> Nitori hacks into the server, and god mods enough to unban herself!
[xxxxxxxxxx] 1/10
Time to run the Automatic-Cobble-Generator! This device just outputs a very high (10 full double-chests or more) output of cobblestone, which shouldn't be OP. It's cobblestone!
Nuke Potions - 2/3 - Output now 16!
Passive Spawn - Utsuho Reiuji - Eta-Class Godmodder - Gensokyo - upon reaching 666 Nuclear Fusion potions in "Yatagarasu Aspect Charge" locked chest (only AGs can access, and only place Nuclear Fusion potions. Infinite space, "waterproof disable" - any way to attempt to disable Utsuho (Okuu)'s charge results in Okuu immediately spawning - with double power! Has enough alts to avoid banning, and as the "yatagarasu", Okuu, represents the sun, each time Okuu respawns (infinite times, 1 turn delay), Okuu gains 5 points in each aspect (max health, power, et cetera), while also copying a major ability of whoever defeats Utsuho, as a star collapses and becomes a black hole, and gets reborn again as a neutron star, then a nebula, then a protostar. More star-related and nuke-related aspects to be added, but starts with these (with 10/25 health):
- "Dai-Ichi Core Meltdown" - Scrambles PG attacks. If Godmodder attacks Okuu, it has an equal chance of hitting anyone except Okuu. May hit Kaguya, may hit Itchy.
- "Light Sign - Amaterasu's Crow"- Standard attack. Shoots out lasers in all directions, they buff AGs with Haste but damage PGs by 1.
More to come, as previous part said) - ☢☢☢!!WARNING!!☢☢☢
Kaguya - Addition - "Eternity of Mount Hourai" - Can stop time and spam lasers and/or knives while time's stopped. This temporarily prevents dodging, but Godmodder is immune to time-stopped attacks. "You-know-who" (Itchy) is affected....
There were five impossible requests that nobody could fulfill.
However, long years and the power of phantasm
eventually made them possible.
Kaguya is auto-spawned on next turn!
Crud, I told Mokou not to let the Godmodder come this way.
Heard her? That means this is going the right way...
DaVinci, if Elsa comes out of the Everydimensional Portal, the inherent Gensokyo-effect will instantly convert her to "Letty Whiterock", the Touhou character who inspired her.
If you want to make 16 Potions of Nuclear Fusion, you will have to charge it for 15 posts! There is no such Tier as an Eta-Tier! As such, Utsuho Reiuji instantly vanishes into nothingness. And there is no "inherent Gensokyo-effect" on the field.
18/40 for my charge, thanks aegis and ire!
I take the duplicated machine gun and put it through the loom.
12/40 and 12/40 for aegis's charges.
17/30 for ire's game.
I attempt to locate Doc Scratch again by firing all six of my ranged weapons (assault rifle, machine gun, infinity fire bow, obsidian-tipped terror, electric onslaught, Danger: High Voltage) at everywhere that he could be, hopefully hitting him at least once.
...
Hey, someone's helping you. So he is...
12/40 x1
Why would you want two of the same clothing? Whatever:
Machine Gun ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got MILITARY ARMOR! Bulky camo armor that is good wear for advancing to the front lines and kicking mobs' heads in. Or, in this case, a godmodder's.
Doc Scratch teleports right on top of your head, at the one spot you didn't fire! He then teleports you into outer space, where you can't breathe.
You're going to have to be quicker than that, piono.
I use the Elixir on the Demonator Upgrade, instantly upgrading it!
....
Wait for it...
[Server]: The Demonator has been upgraded to the Tripod!
"Yes! It's completed, at last! *crazed laughter sfx*"
"Jesus, it's even bigger than the Demonator. What else can it do?"
"I made a list of it's abilities here:"
Stomp: The most basic attack. It steps and crushes a target. 7,500 damage, can be overclocked with australium to deal 15,000 damage.
Machine gun: A mostly situational form of attack, the machine guns are modified from a Level 2 Sentry's to have more accuracy, but on the other hand, they overheat quickly. It can do 5,000 damage before it's temperature reaches critical levels. Can only do this attack once per turn. Can be overclocked with australium to be able to do this attack 3 times per turn.
Rapid-fire Grenade launcher: Recycled from the previous Demonator, it works pretty similarly. It fires several grenades at an outstandingly rapid pace. Deals 2,500 damage to two enemies. Can be overclocked with australium to deal 6,000 damage to three enemies.
Plasma Blaster: A more advanced form of attack, the Tripod will begin to charge a small sphere of pure plasma, which will gradually grow to the size of a spaceplane hangar, and fire it. Deals 35,000 damage to three enemies. On the other hand, it needs to take three turns to charge the attack, three turns in which it cannot attack and that it's shields are down. Cannot be overclocked.
The Mega Laser: The most famous attack of the Tripod, it eats the target's health quickly. Deals 17,250 damage. Cannot be avoided as the laser is instant and it locks into a target. The only way to outsmart the laser is to wield a shield, as the Mega Laser cannot pierce through a shield. Another weakness is that it needs to wait 3 turns before it can use the Mega Laser, as it overheats a lot. Cannot be overclocked.
Shields: Recycled from the Demonator, these shields are unfortunately not as strong, having 20,000 health. To save more energy, the shields are deployed as soon as the Tripod's radar detect an incomming attack. They're always extremely accurate.
Thick Plating: Most of the Tripod's health pool comes from the thick plating. Hulking a massive 125,000 health, it's hard to pierce through.
Inner Plating: When all else fails, the Tripod still has a layer of plating below the thick plating, but it only has 15,000 health, thus it's easy prey.
Energy Economy: The Tripod's larger size allows for even more energy producing mechanism and economical batteries, thus the danger of lack of eletricity is not a factor anymore.
"Are you sure it isn't overpowered?"
"Well.. now that you said it, it seems overpowered. I guess the OP Scale will end up nerfing it."
Thanks to Irecreeper's energy drink stall, I manage to finish my Anti-Glitch robot, which will now constantly repair the Virus' glitch resistance.
Additionally, I increase the Virus integrity.
Everyone hears loud metallic noises, akin to construction! They then see the Tripod and... wow... IT'S HUGE! The Anti-Glitch Robot is also added. +4INTEGRITY.
19/40 for my charge
I'm not really sure what to alchmitize right now so I combine the assault rifle and machine gun suits 1/?
13/40 and 13/40 for aegis's charges
27/30 for the apex army.
I continue my joint barrage with ninja, taking careful note of any places that seem to be strangely devoid of projectiles in case Doc Scratch is using shields of some sort.
...
...
13/40 x1
Assault Rifle AND Military Armor = Ready for Action (Level 3: 1/4)
Scratch retreats into the Crockercorp Carrier, completely shielded from fire.
RaginForeva attaches a large magnet to one of my recognizers and the recognizer and flies into the air, hopefully pulling 2 random PG's (not at the godmodder)
I use a clone spell to create 14 clones of myself. We all pester the Godmodder, who can't seem to figure which one is the real me. However, I didn't actually go with him. Out of nowhere, I jab a modified Übersaw, removing his Godmodder Integrity. Afterwards I teleport back to safety.
+3INTEGRITY. -4ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY.
A simple jab from a modified Ubersaw wouldn't even dent the Godmodder's INTEGRITY! Only coding-based attacks could have a chance of doing so.
I begin a speech about finding Doc Scratch to my workers:
"My men, and brothers in arms! There is a great enemy approaching, Doc Scratch. He is out to destroy TwinBuilder, who as we know, may hold the secret to desolating the Godmodder once and for all! We must search for him! He could be anywhere, or everywhere! Either way, we must find him! I will send one great portion of our forces to search for him, as another portion works on a Charge Factory. I will send each half to do their part! Now, let's move!"
20/40 for my charge
2/? for my gun suit
14/40 and 14/40 for aegis's charges
2/40 for the charge factory.
Leaving an auto-clone to continue the barrage, I hunt through the area with my radioactive sword and my obsidian sword in either hand, searching for anything that might be Doc Scratch and stab it before moving on unless I hear or feel the actual doc scratch make contact with my swords.
...
...
14/40 x1
Scratch teleports right behind you, then teleports you into World 1-1 of Mario, disguised as a Goomba. Results are predictable.
( 18 / 40 )
On a side note, I need to stop switching my charge between 30 and 40.
My god.
I fire my special DICE SMG.
It fires out 10 dice at the PG's!
(Roll 10 D6 dice. Each dice will perform an attack.)
(1: Failure, hits a random AG for 500 damage)
(2 - 3: Hits a random PG for 300 damage)
(4 - 5: Hits a random PG for 400 damage.)
(6: Critical, hits a random PG for 800 damage.)
(6 6 1 1 3 3)
1,600 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! 1,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai! 600 damage to Fesftr!
I attempt to attack the godmodder with Sheer Dumb Luck.
(Sheer Dumb Luck: Roll 4 100-sided dice blocks, divide the combined result by 2, and subtract 1. If the resulting number is 7, the godmodder takes 1 damage. If the number is anything else, nothing happens.)
Upon rolling all dice, no die hit 7. Well, it is DUMB luck!
21/40 for my charge.
3/? for my gun suit, I think its done now.
16/40 and 16/40 for aegis's charges.
5/40 for the charge factory
I have the auto-drone continue the barrage, I begin swinging my obsidian bucket at everything that looks even vaguely like Doc Scratch.
I join and go to the AG side.
I start building a void lasor. (Building charge) 1/10
I start building anti-godmodding charms. (Another building charge) 1/~ (Every 5 Charges one is built)
OH. MY. GODMODDER.
I appreciate the rights talk, but don't you think we should give Twin a break?
STOP POSTING!
Though I do have an idea for a prequel, but let's not discuss it now, shan't we?
/nullpost
AND GUYS, WE Are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PAST THE POST LIMIT!!! SO STAHP POSTING!!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 2,000 damage to Crusher48! LORD HELIX subjugates the Neurax Worm, turning it Neutral and showing it the ways of Anarchy! It then deals 3,500 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai!
The Tripod attempts to Stomp Itchy, but he dodges! Glitchy Neo Samurai attempts to attack Itchy, with similar results. minecraftsuxroxor and Missingno. deal 3,500 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 1,000 damage to Fesftr, the Death Egg Robot, and the Egg Pawn Army! The Chair-Army tries to attack Itchy, but misses as well! Tagon's Tough's idle in space. The VIRUSrestores +3 INTEGRITY and subtracts -2 ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Crusher and Problem Sleuth! All the other PG entities deal 15,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai, leaving him with a sliver of HP! The Godmodder kills Glitchy Neo Samurai, deals 9,500 damage to the Neurax Worm, and destroys all Robo-Medics!
I stare Itchy in the eyes. Well, pal. Looks like it's you and me. I rush to attack him... And I miss?! What? I hit... and miss again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And.... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA͝A͜͏A҉̨A̛A͠͝A͡ÀAAGH!!!! Why won't you stand still?!?! Although... In my frustration, it looks like I've dealt 500 damage. Progress.
I enderpearl next to Itchy, then fart on his head. I then smash his head open. if he dodges, i use enderpearl spam to confuse him with teleports before telefragging him by throwing an ender pearl into his face.
Virus Actions: the virus uses Reduce Itchy's Integrity! due to the damaged antivirus and his low HP, it's Super Effective!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: Tech Officer Kevyn gets the idea to block attacks by teraporting random blocks in the path of them, while weapons fire fires on the Death Egg Robot.
Mob Invasion Actions: the reforms kick in! Mobs are now organized into battalions. up to 5 battalions can merge and boost abilities by forming a Regiment. Extra Battalions can be created by the Mobile Dungeon or Stationary Dungeon. All battalions have 10000 maximum health and damage based on their remaining health.
Battalion Types:
Zombie Battalion: due to toughness, high numbers, and the ability to summon reinforcements, Zombie Battalions have 50% damage resistance. in a battalion, they have a 50% chance to take fire instead of another type of battalion (tested seperately for each battalion if there are multiple battalions of zombies)
Skeleton Battalion: skeletons counter-attack any units that attack them for half their normal attack damage. half of their normal counter-attack damage applies to units that attack of different member of the same regiment.
Creeper Battalion: creeper battalions lose 10% of their health when attacking, but deal high damage, with further bonuses against immobile structures. they deal additional damage if allies are there to distract enemy fire.
Spider Battalion: spiders are able to poison opposing units, dealing damage over time.
ESFB Battalion: enderman teleport behind enemy lines, bypassing enemy special defenses. In regiments, they increase allied damage and reduce hostile damage due to their teleport distractions.
Wither General: currently not creatable. has 20000 HP, attacks 3 times (against the same or different targets), causes withering DOT effect, recovers 25% of damage dealt by either initial attack or wither DOT. Also boosts the attack and defense of all Mob Battalions in the area by 10%.
Only these types of Battalions are creatable currently, advanced spawners are needed for more types. Current squads convert into 1 Wither General, 1 Zombie Battalion, and one ESFB Battalion. Mobile dungeon retains current functionality.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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40/40 Project deadly cuddles
15/40 Death Egg MKIII
13/40 Egg Fleet
Suddenly a portal opens near me, something is coming out it is it is... ME?!?!?!?!?
Turns out its me from the Be the Godmodder:Defeat Notch thread.
"Now that i am done with dumb Notch, i have heard of a artifacts of the psi godmodder that gives the user his power.
I am interested, i will help you and "we" will rule.
Why? Cause you are me and with my godmodding powers i will not be stopped!!!!"
Yay!
I have a godmodder on my side!
And its ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
21/40 for my charge
3/4 for the suit
+1 to Aegis’s charges
+1 to the charge factory
I see… I’m going to need something to deal with Doc Scratch. Oh wait... loophole... Remember how Doc Scratch turns me into a goomba in 1-1 on mario? Curse of Repetitiveness. His attempt fails, as that was the very first thing the godmodder did in reaction to players helping him in the first game.
Scratch's attack fails, and as such, my attack connects when his counter fails.
I drink my custom modded speed boost potion (which provides speed 100 for 15 seconds), then run around like nuts and drop loads of auto-priming TNT over the battlefield, trying to avoid hitting AG entities (I will avoid damaging myself due to my speed), and trying to nail Itchy with some of the TNT.
I high-five TwinBuilder in celebration of the 100k views.
I increase the Virus' integrity.
Fed up of Itchy, I cast a spell that slows time down relative to Crusher48 to aid him in his attack against Itchy. Unfortunately, since I am still a Beta+ Wizard, Itchy still moves faster than Crusher48 in his point of view, although he now moves fast enough to be able to keep him up, just with a few chances of missing.
I draft an army of 1000 lvl 1 sorcerors (well, more like threaten to kill them unless they help), then have them all fire a barrage of magic missiles at Itchy. Due to the unique mechanics of that spell, the attack is ABSOLUTELY undodgable, uncounterable (except for a few exceptions which he does not know about due to the crossover universe), and is guarunteed to hit.
Soulless Serpent attacks Problem Sleuth with Pateluna's Bludgeoner. Alchemy Serpent duplicates Pateluna's Bow while wearing From Lead to Gold to see what happens. 1/5?.
Suddenly, I see Godmodder Sigma preparing to steal the artifacts from me. I grin in amusement. "Hah. So you think you can stop me? Well, I should remind you you're dealing with a Gamma+ Godmodder!" I hold out my hand and a huge Paradox Wall appears around both Sigmas. It slowly closes in on them. "T1ck t0ck, sigmatw."
I appreciate the rights talk, but don't you think we should give Twin a break?
STOP POSTING!
Though I do have an idea for a prequel, but let's not discuss it now, shan't we?
/nullpost
Oh no
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/nullpost
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
AND GUYS, WE Are WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PAST THE POST LIMIT!!! SO STAHP POSTING!!
> VIEW 100,000 - 3/1/14
You appear as Crusher48 [ENRAGED]. ...Is it going to become a thing now that everyone's going to summon themselves? Your entities will do as you say.
You know what? You're absolutely right. Sorry that I was being mean. I say that we try to take down the Doctor! Yeah! Anyways...
Machine Gun ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got MILITARY ARMOR! Bulky camo armor that is good wear for advancing to the front lines and kicking mobs' heads in. Or, in this case, a godmodder's.
Well, I've read Homestuck, and there's one glaring flaw in your paragraph after you attacks: Doc Scratch can't lie. And that's why I'm very afraid. However, he is a master of manipulation. It looks like your attack worked! Wait... what's this?
It looks like Scratch caught the bullet in his hand! He chuckles.
Cute. It looks like your merry band of misfits is trying to fight me. Well, I have a message: That's not going to work. Not yet, anyway. And don't think I'm lying about the First Guardian's death. It's a certainty. You can try to stop it, but you will fail.
And if you don't believe me, you can watch.
Haa haa.
Itchy is healed for 2,000 HP.
Well, I guess you're right too. I just want to be able to help and fight... But I see where you're coming from with this. And yes. Scratch does, doesn't he? Five Constructs arrive. Hey, thanks!
Machine Gun x2 (1/1)
Fesftr is dead!
Alright. I'll tag the VIRUS as AG. If you wanted to do that, you would probably have to charge it.
PitTheAngel now has 3,862 Mirrors in his Inventory. DCLS will be killed. Your entities will do as you say.
Irradistone Snowball Gun OR Gold Foil = Golden Snow Gun (Level 2: 1/3)
Itchy dodges!
The boost fails because you didn't specify what stat you boosted, sadly. The Laser misses!
If minecraftsuxroxor dies without using his special attack, his BRAIN will be added as a supply.
You can choose ideas for the Portal as long as there isn't three ideas already added.
Itchy avoids the attack!
T... Too.... TOO ITCHY! Itchy stops to try and scratch the itching all over himself! The next attack against Itchy will work, no matter what it is!
The reason Pit screamed so loud was because he discovered he was a female after being gender-bent.
Oh. Well, too bad. Ha ha...?
Hmm. Whatever.
The EGRR will attempt to raise the GLITCH RESISTANCE as a last resort, if it is depleted.
You got the /GIVE WANDS! These are special wands that, given its name, can summon anything from Minecraft! Use them wisely...
You use the /give Wands to create a Zombie Spawn Egg.
4,500 damage!
NO. YOU ARE WEAK.
...That. That wasn't me. Did the Monolith just... talk?
Itchy is from Homestuck. A lot of things have been, recently. Go read about Itchy here.
Glitchy Neo Samurai will attack Itchy! Vote added.
This attack was already used!
Vote added! You use the Infinity Blade andddddddDDDDDDDD////// /// / /
2,000 damage. Wait a minute. I don't have the Gunpowder anymore!
THE_SEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRPEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!
I made the VIRUS's HP that on purpose, since it's so ambiguous! There's a ton of things I could be referring to... But you'll never know.
Did... did you make that?
Please tell me you made that.
If not...
The superglue deals 1,000 damage to Itchy and furthers his weakening!
LORD HELIX appears!
If you want to make 16 Potions of Nuclear Fusion, you will have to charge it for 15 posts! There is no such Tier as an Eta-Tier! As such, Utsuho Reiuji instantly vanishes into nothingness. And there is no "inherent Gensokyo-effect" on the field.
Neurax Worm added!
Sorry. You are restored on the battefield with 15,000 HP. -6 INTEGRITY!
Why would you want two of the same clothing? Whatever:
Machine Gun ~~~ Loom = Military Armor
You got MILITARY ARMOR! Bulky camo armor that is good wear for advancing to the front lines and kicking mobs' heads in. Or, in this case, a godmodder's.
Doc Scratch teleports right on top of your head, at the one spot you didn't fire! He then teleports you into outer space, where you can't breathe.
You're going to have to be quicker than that, piono.
Scratch teleports back up to a Crockercorp Ship before the Arrows hit him.
Everyone hears loud metallic noises, akin to construction! They then see the Tripod and... wow... IT'S HUGE! The Anti-Glitch Robot is also added. +4 INTEGRITY.
Assault Rifle AND Military Armor = Ready for Action (Level 3: 1/4)
Scratch retreats into the Crockercorp Carrier, completely shielded from fire.
None of the PGs are affected by magnets!
+3 INTEGRITY. -4 ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY.
A simple jab from a modified Ubersaw wouldn't even dent the Godmodder's INTEGRITY! Only coding-based attacks could have a chance of doing so.
Scratch teleports right behind you, then teleports you into World 1-1 of Mario, disguised as a Goomba. Results are predictable.
(6 6 1 1 3 3)
1,600 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! 1,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai! 600 damage to Fesftr!
Upon rolling all dice, no die hit 7. Well, it is DUMB luck!
3,000 damage! Itchy then regains his time abilities and starts moving around again.
FAILED!
Actually, PM me the idea.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 2,000 damage to Crusher48! LORD HELIX subjugates the Neurax Worm, turning it Neutral and showing it the ways of Anarchy! It then deals 3,500 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai!
The Tripod attempts to Stomp Itchy, but he dodges! Glitchy Neo Samurai attempts to attack Itchy, with similar results. minecraftsuxroxor and Missingno. deal 3,500 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE, dealing 1,000 damage to Fesftr, the Death Egg Robot, and the Egg Pawn Army! The Chair-Army tries to attack Itchy, but misses as well! Tagon's Tough's idle in space. The VIRUS restores +3 INTEGRITY and subtracts -2 ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Crusher and Problem Sleuth! All the other PG entities deal 15,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai, leaving him with a sliver of HP! The Godmodder kills Glitchy Neo Samurai, deals 9,500 damage to the Neurax Worm, and destroys all Robo-Medics!
I stare Itchy in the eyes. Well, pal. Looks like it's you and me. I rush to attack him... And I miss?! What? I hit... and miss again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And again! And.... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA͝A͜͏A҉̨A̛A͠͝A͡ÀAAGH!!!! Why won't you stand still?!?! Although... In my frustration, it looks like I've dealt 500 damage. Progress.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ??? Elsa the Ice Queen Mickey Mouse
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 57,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Constructs: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin: [N] HP: 14,250/25,000.
Neurax Worm: [N] HP: 10,500/20,000.
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000.
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 2,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 125,000/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 20,000/20,000.
Crusher48 [ENRAGED]: [AG] HP: 24,000/25,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 14,750/60,000.
Chair-Knights: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x8.)
Chair-Rangers: [AG] HP: 600/600. (x20.)
Missingno.: [AG] HP: 2̕9̕͢͡,̵̴͘͞0̢͢0͘͠͠0̸͠/̡͝3́͢0̴̶̡,̢͘0͡0͟͜͏͢0̨̛̕͠.̸̧͏
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 29,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Mixed Ground Force: 9,000/10,000 HP.
Itchy: [PG] HP: 3,000/10,000.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 29,900/70,000. Glitch: III
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 13,400/80,000. Arrows: 5/10. Potions: 0/5.
Godhead Pickle Inspector: [PG] HP: 19,250/45,000.
Egg Pawn Army: [PG] HP: 70,900/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: helixbepraised/domebeburned
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 57%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 56%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 33% (RESTORED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 34%
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 13,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Suddenly, quicker than the eye can see, I slash Itchy with the ancient japanese art of the Zantetsuken.
*Insert cool japanese speech here*
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
17/40 Tagon's Plan
5/10 Dungeon Construction
I enderpearl next to Itchy, then fart on his head. I then smash his head open. if he dodges, i use enderpearl spam to confuse him with teleports before telefragging him by throwing an ender pearl into his face.
Virus Actions: the virus uses Reduce Itchy's Integrity! due to the damaged antivirus and his low HP, it's Super Effective!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: Tech Officer Kevyn gets the idea to block attacks by teraporting random blocks in the path of them, while weapons fire fires on the Death Egg Robot.
Mob Invasion Actions: the reforms kick in! Mobs are now organized into battalions. up to 5 battalions can merge and boost abilities by forming a Regiment. Extra Battalions can be created by the Mobile Dungeon or Stationary Dungeon. All battalions have 10000 maximum health and damage based on their remaining health.
Battalion Types:
Zombie Battalion: due to toughness, high numbers, and the ability to summon reinforcements, Zombie Battalions have 50% damage resistance. in a battalion, they have a 50% chance to take fire instead of another type of battalion (tested seperately for each battalion if there are multiple battalions of zombies)
Skeleton Battalion: skeletons counter-attack any units that attack them for half their normal attack damage. half of their normal counter-attack damage applies to units that attack of different member of the same regiment.
Creeper Battalion: creeper battalions lose 10% of their health when attacking, but deal high damage, with further bonuses against immobile structures. they deal additional damage if allies are there to distract enemy fire.
Spider Battalion: spiders are able to poison opposing units, dealing damage over time.
ESFB Battalion: enderman teleport behind enemy lines, bypassing enemy special defenses. In regiments, they increase allied damage and reduce hostile damage due to their teleport distractions.
Wither General: currently not creatable. has 20000 HP, attacks 3 times (against the same or different targets), causes withering DOT effect, recovers 25% of damage dealt by either initial attack or wither DOT. Also boosts the attack and defense of all Mob Battalions in the area by 10%.
Only these types of Battalions are creatable currently, advanced spawners are needed for more types. Current squads convert into 1 Wither General, 1 Zombie Battalion, and one ESFB Battalion. Mobile dungeon retains current functionality.
15/40 Death Egg MKIII
13/40 Egg Fleet
Suddenly a portal opens near me, something is coming out it is it is... ME?!?!?!?!?
Turns out its me from the Be the Godmodder:Defeat Notch thread.
"Now that i am done with dumb Notch, i have heard of a artifacts of the psi godmodder that gives the user his power.
I am interested, i will help you and "we" will rule.
Why? Cause you are me and with my godmodding powers i will not be stopped!!!!"
Yay!
I have a godmodder on my side!
And its ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats, guys. We've reached 100,000 views. That's 1. With 5 zeroes. FIVE. FIVE. FIIIIIVE. Feel proud. Play Minecraft. Draw things. Whatever makes you happy. Just celebrate.
And know that there's more to come.
Know that there is definitely more to come. Watch the world burn around you. Good luck.
Yeah... I don't really care. Why did you drag me into this? Give me one reason I shouldn't kill you right here.
Uh... END OBLIGATORY CELEBRATION POST.
-TwinBuilder
-Doc Scratch
-Godmodder477
18/40 Tagon's Plan
6/10 Dungeon Construction
I bite Fseftr's hand off. If I do not taste any poison on it, I then swallow the hand, and Hyperactive Metabolism instantly restores part of my HP.
3/4 for the suit
+1 to Aegis’s charges
+1 to the charge factory
I see… I’m going to need something to deal with Doc Scratch. Oh wait... loophole... Remember how Doc Scratch turns me into a goomba in 1-1 on mario? Curse of Repetitiveness. His attempt fails, as that was the very first thing the godmodder did in reaction to players helping him in the first game.
Scratch's attack fails, and as such, my attack connects when his counter fails.
…
…
15/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
19/40 Tagon's Plan
7/10 Dungeon Construction
I throw Fseftr as high as possible, then take bets on how much falling damage he takes.
I tell the godmodder that he could not even take 2 HP out of a psi godmodder
20/40 Tagon's Plan
8/10 Dungeon Construction
I drink my custom modded speed boost potion (which provides speed 100 for 15 seconds), then run around like nuts and drop loads of auto-priming TNT over the battlefield, trying to avoid hitting AG entities (I will avoid damaging myself due to my speed), and trying to nail Itchy with some of the TNT.
I increase the Virus' integrity.
Fed up of Itchy, I cast a spell that slows time down relative to Crusher48 to aid him in his attack against Itchy. Unfortunately, since I am still a Beta+ Wizard, Itchy still moves faster than Crusher48 in his point of view, although he now moves fast enough to be able to keep him up, just with a few chances of missing.
21/40 Tagon's Plan
9/10 Dungeon Construction
I draft an army of 1000 lvl 1 sorcerors (well, more like threaten to kill them unless they help), then have them all fire a barrage of magic missiles at Itchy. Due to the unique mechanics of that spell, the attack is ABSOLUTELY undodgable, uncounterable (except for a few exceptions which he does not know about due to the crossover universe), and is guarunteed to hit.
Soulless Serpent attacks Problem Sleuth with Pateluna's Bludgeoner. Alchemy Serpent duplicates Pateluna's Bow while wearing From Lead to Gold to see what happens. 1/5?.
Suddenly, I see Godmodder Sigma preparing to steal the artifacts from me. I grin in amusement. "Hah. So you think you can stop me? Well, I should remind you you're dealing with a Gamma+ Godmodder!" I hold out my hand and a huge Paradox Wall appears around both Sigmas. It slowly closes in on them. "T1ck t0ck, sigmatw."
Oh no
That is...
That is one big squid.
( 2 / 3 )
Golden Snow Gun...
Problem Sleuth uses SLEUTH DIPLOMACY on Fseftr!
The Chair-Army calls in reinforcements!
(Add 1 - 6 Chair-Knights.)
I cast Reflect, deflecting Soulless_Serpent's attack onto Itchy.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Whoo, I'm late for the party.
So that's where Doc's hiding...
I blast a mini-laser up at the ship he's cowering in. Just to see if it does anything.
Yes, I did make that.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...