Twin, I can always rehouse you in the Shadows Complex.
Bioweapon: Ready for deployment
The teddy bear was an entity.
I detonate the stickies at Itchy's feet.
But do I want to be locked away in your Shadows Complex? You never asked. Your Automated Teddy Bear appears on the field as an entity. Itchy dodges the attack at lightning speed!
pionoplayer has badgered me into playing: (made me make an account just for forum games)
I begin five 40 post charges.
1/40
1/40 1/40
1/40
1/40
Developing situational awareness...
Disposition: neutral for now
Welcome.
I know you're new, and I'm sorry, but you cannot do that many charges at once. That is just way too OP and would be game-breaking! So, here: You can only work on two charges at once, and you can assist three of other people's charges at once. So, you could look like this:
My Charge 1: X/X
My Charge 2: X/X
Other Guy's Charge: X/X
Other Other Guy's Charge: X/X
Zoidberg's Charge: X/X
And also, if all of those charges are just going to be components for one big entity, that is not allowed either.
READY (20/20) SabreBetty 27,000 HP
CHARGING (9/20) SabreBonny 27,000 HP
Betty: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Bonny: INACTIVE
Missile Pods: IIII
Deaths: 0
Unit under shield: None
Health: 27,000/27,000
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
The aforementioned skeletons attack A random PG! (One turn attack, nonentity.)
10/10 The monolith attack!
I cast a despell on the monolith, and then say "I hate you!" It's nonexistant feelings become hurt by this, and it gets sad. Oh so sad. It's emotions are hurt, and it's physically hurt too, so damage! Yay! A1 #1 Guy!
((I am so bad about editing posts, I do it so much.))
The Aforementioned Skeletons deal 3,000 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector. Since you yourself stated the Black Monolith's feelings are nonexistent, they cannot be changed in any way, shape, or form. So, the attack fails.
Heh. Serves you right for trying to mess with a Void Artifact.
I toss a pickle into a lava pit, hopeing that the pickle inspector will want to inspect the pickle and fall into the lava...
I'm pretty sure that Pickle Inspector inspects a different kind of pickle than the one you are referring to. Like puzzles. So, Godhead Pickle Inspector is not affected.
I wake up. I inspect all my limbs and sigh in relief when they are still there. I get up, into the wreckage of Thunder's Cavern. I can now go to the battlefield, because I have all of the Ancestral Arti- wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE.
Soulless Serpent tries the McStabber attack again on Missingno.
HA! That's what you get for messing with me! And you know what happens when you mess with a First Guardian. (I dare you to call me useless again. Go ahead.)
The McStabber is inst̡ant̢ly̸ g҉l͠i͜t͞che̷d ̀ou̷t̕ u͏po͠n ̡t͘ouc҉h͡ín̕ǵ Ḿis̀s̡i͘ngno!
The Protector (3/7) Cave Extension (3/4) D: Cave Destroyed!!
"Well, that's just great. It looks like that my home was completely obliterated. Whatever. It was a junk house anyway"
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! I scream loudly.. So Loudly, Ever So Loudly, So so Loudly, So So LOUDLY!!! LOUDLY, AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!!LOUDER AND EVEN LOUDER!!! EVER SO LOUDER!!!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!!! I SCREAM SO LOUDLY THAT A CRACK APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH, CREATING ANOTHER CAVE, A EVEN BIGGER CAVE, A CAVE THAT IS BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE!!! THERE'S YOUR NEW CAVE, SINCE THE OTHER ONE WAS SSSOOO TERRIBLE!!! HAVE FUN IN THE NEW BETTER CAVE!!! (And Because Of My Loud Yelling, Several Entities Take Damage)
Hey look, a new huge ravine that just popped out of nowhere! I don't really care. I don't want to be stuck in one spot. However, it looks like Problem Sleuth and Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark take 2,500 damage due to the screaming!
Alchemise: Minecraft (gifted by MinecrafterMenno) AND Wordwands
(Is this possible?)
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
I take a closer look at my Wordwands, and turns out there are three more words on each:
Wand #1:
Glitch Ether (Buffs attacks)
Excitement (Cause entities to function faster and stronger than normal) Wind (Releases a blast of wind) Peace (Causes all entities to stop attacking for an entire turn, requires 30 posts to summon)
Wand #2: Patch(Fix things)
Elixir Calm (Opposite of Excitement) Vacuum(Releases a blast of vacuum that siphons objects)
Minecraft AND Wordwands = /Give Wands (Level 3: 1/4)
Aegis, why not join the AG side? We're the heroes, and plus, we have cookies,
I relocate TwinBuilder in the Shadows Complex, making him Sheilded.
Well... Here's a tip, pal. What if I don't want to be treated like a million-dollar piece of art that always has to be protected! What if I want to do whatever I want? I refuse to go into the Shadows Complex so you can "protect" me. I want to fight! I want to help! I don't... want to be... useless...
I would make a joke here, but terrorist jokes aren't okay.
I start a new churg! 1/10
I throw a dog at a random satellite! And then it comes back and hits me in the head! Ow!
((I wonder... should the UOSS have dropped a SOW? Cause it was a pretty long churg.))
Only bosses drop Spoils of War. And although the UOSS was a "pretty long churg", (whatever that means) it is not a boss, so it will not drop a Spoil of War.
8/40 for my charge
2/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
Suddenly, a small warp appears next to Itchy... 1/3
2/10 for flare's churg
17/???? for 5l1n's thing.
also, aegis, you could have just asked me to stop. Nice to see you here, plus, the AG side has more people to help you.
Also, you are allowed to change the charge caps, but the limit is currently 40, so as long as the cap is below that, you're good.
Everyone else, aegis has talked to me IRL about what he plans to summon, and trust me, this thing is going to be huge, he's not going to stop with those 40 post charges, that's the start of the biggest combo summon DTG has ever seen (outside of the Homestuck invasion of course). Trust me, the faster that thing is on the field, the faster the scales of battle will tip.
...
...
4/40 x1
Welll, you're only allowed to charge 2 big things at once, so yeah. The field probably won't tip as fast as you've hoped.
I demand my ELIXIR from End. I don't like being double-crossed. :c
I use my magic skills to heal a random AG entity.
I raise the Glitch Resistance once again. Then I realize that it will take too long for me to raise the Glitch Resistance by myself, so I begin to build a small robot that automatically repairs the Glitch Resistance at every End-of-Turn battle. It also raises it more than a player does, but on the downside, it is quite weak, at around 5,000 health. The Virus will often try to protect the robot.
I use my magic skills to encase the projectile fired from ninjatwist's Ellorium Autobow in a critical shield and then flinging it even faster, dealing more damage.
9/40 for my charge
3/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
The warp next to Itchy grows larger... 2/3
6/40, 6/40, and 6/40 for Aegis's first three charges. (knock one off if I'm multitasking too much)
10/40 for my charge
4/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
3/3, the warp solidifies, and suddenly, as Itchy detects an attack, he is hit with a massive confusion buff and all of his attempts to do anything are reversed (reverse psychology doesn't work, as he would end up using forward psychology instead, sideways psychology doesn't affect the confusion debuff, so he can't use that either.), this debuff hits him at the exact moment he causes the space-time warp, causing him to slow down relative to everything else and the shotgun blast from Danger: High Voltage hits him in the face due to him accidentally disabling his own ability to stop the attack.
10/40 for ire's charge, I jump in co-op for the next huge boss.
I assist as many of Aegis's charges as I can without losing my other actions.
...
...
6/40 x1
Hey... That's actually pretty clever. But hey, why is Doc Scratch right next to Itchy? And why am I right in front of your attacCCCCCCCCCC((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((/
Sorry, TwinBuilder. Some things need to be done for the greater good, including you dying. Don't get me wrong, you will eventually. I'm just speeding up the process. Also, how's the whole split personality thing going for you?
...That little vanilla milkshake cueball head... You think you're so clever, huh? And what split personality thing? I'm fine. That must have been 5,000 damage to me and 2,000 damage to Itchy.
11/40 for my charge
I finish the alchemiter upgrade...
The loom! This new addition to the alchemiter will take items and weave them into brand new fancy clothes of the same (general) level.
I attempt to shoot itchy again before he recovers from my last attack.
6/20 for hammer's mysterious being.
+1 to aegis's charges again.
...
...
7/40 x1
You successfully upgrade the Alchemiter with the Loom. Now, any alchemy produced can be made into clothing. Itchy avoids the attack.
No, they're at 8. And yes, Itchy's powers are indeed time-based. His attacks revolve around slowing time relative to him, allowing him to attack at blinding speeds. Of course, he's only moving normally, it's just that everyone else is moving slowly.
12/40 for my charge
I duplicate the assault rifle. 1/1
I PWN fseftr at point-blank-range with the Danger: High Voltage.
+1 to aegis's charges.
If I still have an action left over, 7/20 for hammer's mysterious entity.
I understand there are Homestuck battleships up there but just how big are they?
10/40
10/40
10/40
9/?
9/?
Pionoplayer, are you sick?
There are no battleships that are entities right now, but be assured, there are many invading the server, terrorizing players. They are really, really big. Think of two pirate ships combined, with high-tech weaponry.
Are we allowed to delay-post, or post after the post limit so your post will be moved to the next turn? If so, read spoilers. If not, time to use passive-charges! I will copy this in if I can't delay this, though.
Delay Mode - starts next turn
1 - Dragon's Jewel [xxxxxxxx]
Summoning another Touhou (Gamma-level Godmodder, infinite alts!)
Nitori Kawashiro
Abilities:
- Rapid-Fire Engineering -> Has a portable rapid-Alchemiter that can forge a stack of cobble into 4 "alloy" items, and 16 alloy into any non-spoil, non-OP item, and 2 "basic" items into a "Godmodded" item.
- Optical Camoflauge -> All attempts to disable Nitori have a 7/10 chance of failing. (random roll 1-100 less than 30 to hit)
- River Flooding -> Can use water/wind related attacks. Includes "Resurrection Flood", which definitely resurrects Nitori
- Kawashiro Water Gun -> Can terraform any biome into any other, while regenerating the terrain. All non-natural structures will be seamlessly integrated into the new biome. (G-H-ExHills => Mount Hourai, G-Y-ExHills => Bhavra-Agra, G-M-ExHills => Moriya Shrine Mountain + Lake, more Gensokyo-class (G-class) biomes to come)
- Tidal Wave of Itoi-gawa -> Nitori hacks into the server, and god mods enough to unban herself!
[xxxxxxxxxx] 1/10
Time to run the Automatic-Cobble-Generator! This device just outputs a very high (10 full double-chests or more) output of cobblestone, which shouldn't be OP. It's cobblestone!
Nuke Potions - 2/3 - Output now 16!
Passive Spawn - Utsuho Reiuji - Eta-Class Godmodder - Gensokyo - upon reaching 666 Nuclear Fusion potions in "Yatagarasu Aspect Charge" locked chest (only AGs can access, and only place Nuclear Fusion potions. Infinite space, "waterproof disable" - any way to attempt to disable Utsuho (Okuu)'s charge results in Okuu immediately spawning - with double power! Has enough alts to avoid banning, and as the "yatagarasu", Okuu, represents the sun, each time Okuu respawns (infinite times, 1 turn delay), Okuu gains 5 points in each aspect (max health, power, et cetera), while also copying a major ability of whoever defeats Utsuho, as a star collapses and becomes a black hole, and gets reborn again as a neutron star, then a nebula, then a protostar. More star-related and nuke-related aspects to be added, but starts with these (with 10/25 health):
- "Dai-Ichi Core Meltdown" - Scrambles PG attacks. If Godmodder attacks Okuu, it has an equal chance of hitting anyone except Okuu. May hit Kaguya, may hit Itchy.
- "Light Sign - Amaterasu's Crow"- Standard attack. Shoots out lasers in all directions, they buff AGs with Haste but damage PGs by 1.
More to come, as previous part said) - ☢☢☢!!WARNING!!☢☢☢
We are WAY past the post limit people!
Stop posting!
/nullpost.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 2,000 damage to Problem Sleuth!
minecraftsuxroxor and Glitchy Neo Samurai deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! Problem Sleuth uses SLEUTH DIPLOMACY against Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, dealing 3,000 damage! The Chair Army deals 3,900 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Robo-Medics start to heal Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark, and Missingno. deals 1,500 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Tagon's Toughs deals an additional 7,000 damage. The VIRUS raises SECURITY INTEGRITY by 5%.
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai and Problem Sleuth! The other three PG entities deal 11,000 damage to Tagon's Toughs' Shields! The Godmodder kills Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark and deals 10,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai!
The mobs in the Dark Cave Zone remain idle while Crusher48 gives orders.
And I reach to attack--wait. Are you kidding me? Ugh.
EB: hey dave? EB: are you there? Uh... Who is this? EB: dave? boy, you sure got an increase in grammar levels. I'm not Dave. EB: oh. EB: sorry. must have pestered the wrong account. EB: if that's even possible. Wait. You're not talking about Dave Strider, are you? EB: yeah i am! he's my friend. So that means you're... EB: i'm what? Never mind. So... Do you know who you're talking to right now? EB: uh, no. Good. EB: hey wait a second! do you know anyone from the land of blocks and stone? ...Oh. You must mean Minecraft. I'm there right now. EB: ... you're on that server, then, huh? GodCraft or something? Yeah. The Godmodder's still there. EB: that monolith too? The Monolith too. EB: ...who are you, exactly? A guardian. That's all you need to know.
Sorry about that. Looks like someone called the wrong number. Now, where was I? Oh, right. Ready to attack.
The Rage Mutagen is complete! I drink it, and attack!
Crusher48 (rage mode): 25000/25000 HP
Abilities:
Manual Control: I do not attack at the end of the round, but instead attack every time I post.
Rage: my attack damage is increased by an amount based on my current health (+50% damage at full HP, +250% damage at 10% HP).
Crippling Defeat: If I am killed, I am unable to do anything other than charges for 3 rounds.
Counterstrike: I can deal damage to foes that attack me in a counter attack automatically for 25% of the damage I take.
Heroic: immune to instakills (I cannot lose more than 80% of my HP in a single round)
Virus Actions: attack antivirus integrity and heal!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: After questioning my ability to lead, Tagon orders his forces to (unknown)
Dark Cave Zone Actions: forces begin reforming into new division types (not complete yet though)
Ah foo. Stupid, doc.
twin, You know how I called you useless before? Its because you weren't getting involved. I propose an alliance. You want to live a little longer? Its all the same to me, since you won't actually die if you die as an entity. The GM we all know and love will remain the same, split personality disorder and all. However, while you're on the battlefield, you should be useful. Don't want to be locked up? Doc Scratch is going to see you dead, so lets at least make sure you don't go down without a fight. I say we take out that son-of-a-mother-gorilla And show him what's what.
13/40 for my charge
I put the assault rifle through the loom in the hope of getting something to either increase my attack speed or give me combo powers.
I look up the EBF3 chest locations for ire. 12/40
I give Opel caffeine. 21/30
Twin, my plan is this, we're going to take down Doc Scratch. I may not read Homestuck, but I have a friend who does, and whatever it is he's doing, it isn't going to end well for us. I'm not sure, but he might be lying about the whole prime timeline thing, Doc is a master of manipulation, but I doubt he expect me to do...
Suddenly, the time warp reveals its true purpose, remember, the warp wasn't what hit Itchy. Doc Scratch recoils in shock as Danger: High Voltage goes off in his face in both the current and past points in time where the warp appeared, causing not only damage from my shotgun to be applied, but also damage from the paradox energy. pwned.
Although I seem to have sacrificed the damage I did to Itchy... but not you? Wow. This is going to be really annoying.
Anyway twin, any help in taking down the obnoxious doctor will be appreciated
Twin, the reason I offer you protection is that you may hold the secret to desolating the Godmodder once and for all. To me, you will never be of no use, like, say, that spare Sharpened Volcano fragment sitting at the bottom of your backpack. This is why i protect you. Plus, I cringe whenever innocents are killed in movies, and what would happen to you? Plus, you're the Game Master...
Also, what Piono said. I may have not read Homestuck, but Doc Scratch seems like an enemy.
I send five Constructs to assist TwinBuilder in his pro-AG acts. Same statistics as last time, they're normal troops.
14/40 for my charge.
What happened to the machine gun (alchemy)? whatever the answer is, I duplicate it.
I finish looking up EBF3 chests for Ire. 13/40
Zantetsuken 5/10
I need something to give me time powers, until then fseftr makes a good target. I drop the obsidian bucket on him from so far up in the atmosphere that it hits him with the impact of a MOAB (mother of all bombs)
... Finished.
What, already? Wasn't that thing like a 40 post charge? I didn't say I was finished with the whole thing.
Then finished with what? The treads.
... the treads? Yes, the treads.
How big is this thing that it takes ten posts to finish the gorilla treads!?!?!? Now ain't that the question of the day.
Ooh... this round is going to be so much fun...
10/40 x1
I +1 pionoplayer's stuff and supplement the virus by tagging it with code, and turn it into an A.I., giving it the ability to counter attacks against it.
BGM Flight of the Bamboo Cutter ~ Lunatic Princess
Alert - Kaguya spawning on 275
/nullpost
and i throw a toad at the godmodder...
Stop posting!
/nullpost.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
But do I want to be locked away in your Shadows Complex? You never asked. Your Automated Teddy Bear appears on the field as an entity. Itchy dodges the attack at lightning speed!
Itchy avoids the spell by staying out of its range!
Welcome.
I know you're new, and I'm sorry, but you cannot do that many charges at once. That is just way too OP and would be game-breaking! So, here: You can only work on two charges at once, and you can assist three of other people's charges at once. So, you could look like this:
My Charge 1: X/X
My Charge 2: X/X
Other Guy's Charge: X/X
Other Other Guy's Charge: X/X
Zoidberg's Charge: X/X
And also, if all of those charges are just going to be components for one big entity, that is not allowed either.
Gee, thanks. +1,000 HP or whatever.
3,700 damage to the Death Egg Robot. The Chair-Army will attack the Robot, and Problem Sleuth will attack DMK. The Medics will heal DCLS.
pionoplayer's next attack will fail!
That humungous string of numbers decoded reads, IF virus.virus_integrity =< 25 AND uses =.
Well. Looks like code or programming of some kind.
Fesftr avoids the attack!
The Aforementioned Skeletons deal 3,000 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector. Since you yourself stated the Black Monolith's feelings are nonexistent, they cannot be changed in any way, shape, or form. So, the attack fails.
Heh. Serves you right for trying to mess with a Void Artifact.
I'm pretty sure that Pickle Inspector inspects a different kind of pickle than the one you are referring to. Like puzzles. So, Godhead Pickle Inspector is not affected.
HELIX FOSSIL: RED! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT!
The bug damages Godhead Pickle Inspector for 2,000 damage and kills Fesftr.
HA! That's what you get for messing with me! And you know what happens when you mess with a First Guardian. (I dare you to call me useless again. Go ahead.)
The McStabber is inst̡ant̢ly̸ g҉l͠i͜t͞che̷d ̀ou̷t̕ u͏po͠n ̡t͘ouc҉h͡ín̕ǵ Ḿis̀s̡i͘ngno!
You can charge up to 40 posts. That limit will be raised as time goes on.
4,000 damage.
Itchy somehow avoids the missile! Vote added.
Hey look, a new huge ravine that just popped out of nowhere! I don't really care. I don't want to be stuck in one spot. However, it looks like Problem Sleuth and Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark take 2,500 damage due to the screaming!
The Godmodder avoids the hairball, but notices its grossness and is slightly preturbed.
Minecraft AND Wordwands = /Give Wands (Level 3: 1/4)
Anything is possible in alchemy. ANYTHING.
Well... Here's a tip, pal. What if I don't want to be treated like a million-dollar piece of art that always has to be protected! What if I want to do whatever I want? I refuse to go into the Shadows Complex so you can "protect" me. I want to fight! I want to help! I don't... want to be... useless...
-5 ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
Only bosses drop Spoils of War. And although the UOSS was a "pretty long churg", (whatever that means) it is not a boss, so it will not drop a Spoil of War.
Welll, you're only allowed to charge 2 big things at once, so yeah. The field probably won't tip as fast as you've hoped.
Chill-Pills? Now why in the world would I need these? How would they help?
4,000 damage.
Glitchy Neo Samurai gets 1,000 HP. Hooray. +3 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
7,500 damage to Godhead Pickle Inspector!
You will now be listed as AG in the Scoreboard.
The attack deals an additional 1,000 damage.
The VIRUS is on your side! But hey, that's up to you if you want to doublecross this early in the game, pal! -2 INTEGRITY.
Hey... That's actually pretty clever. But hey, why is Doc Scratch right next to Itchy? And why am I right in front of your attacCCCCCCCCCC((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((/
Sorry, TwinBuilder. Some things need to be done for the greater good, including you dying. Don't get me wrong, you will eventually. I'm just speeding up the process. Also, how's the whole split personality thing going for you?
...That little vanilla milkshake cueball head... You think you're so clever, huh? And what split personality thing? I'm fine. That must have been 5,000 damage to me and 2,000 damage to Itchy.
Ha! You should see the look on his face! 3,000 damage!
You successfully upgrade the Alchemiter with the Loom. Now, any alchemy produced can be made into clothing. Itchy avoids the attack.
No, they're at 8. And yes, Itchy's powers are indeed time-based. His attacks revolve around slowing time relative to him, allowing him to attack at blinding speeds. Of course, he's only moving normally, it's just that everyone else is moving slowly.
The Godmodder creates an Egg Pawn Army out of them!
Fesftr is dead!
-6 INTEGRITY!
There are no battleships that are entities right now, but be assured, there are many invading the server, terrorizing players. They are really, really big. Think of two pirate ships combined, with high-tech weaponry.
End-of-Turn Battle:
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin deals 2,000 damage to Problem Sleuth!
minecraftsuxroxor and Glitchy Neo Samurai deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Pawn Army! Problem Sleuth uses SLEUTH DIPLOMACY against Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, dealing 3,000 damage! The Chair Army deals 3,900 damage to the Death Egg Robot! The Robo-Medics start to heal Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark, and Missingno. deals 1,500 damage to the Death Egg Robot! Tagon's Toughs deals an additional 7,000 damage. The VIRUS raises SECURITY INTEGRITY by 5%.
Itchy deals 1,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai and Problem Sleuth! The other three PG entities deal 11,000 damage to Tagon's Toughs' Shields! The Godmodder kills Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark and deals 10,000 damage to Glitchy Neo Samurai!
The mobs in the Dark Cave Zone remain idle while Crusher48 gives orders.
And I reach to attack--wait. Are you kidding me? Ugh.
EB: hey dave?
EB: are you there?
Uh... Who is this?
EB: dave? boy, you sure got an increase in grammar levels.
I'm not Dave.
EB: oh.
EB: sorry. must have pestered the wrong account.
EB: if that's even possible.
Wait. You're not talking about Dave Strider, are you?
EB: yeah i am! he's my friend.
So that means you're...
EB: i'm what?
Never mind. So... Do you know who you're talking to right now?
EB: uh, no.
Good.
EB: hey wait a second! do you know anyone from the land of blocks and stone?
...Oh. You must mean Minecraft. I'm there right now.
EB: ... you're on that server, then, huh? GodCraft or something?
Yeah. The Godmodder's still there.
EB: that monolith too?
The Monolith too.
EB: ...who are you, exactly?
A guardian. That's all you need to know.
Sorry about that. Looks like someone called the wrong number. Now, where was I? Oh, right. Ready to attack.
Aaaaand the turn's over. Just great.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 3/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ??? ??? ???
TwinBuilder: [color=#808080][???] HP: 59,000/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen and Ancestral Gunpowder.
Demonhead Mobster Kingpin: [N] HP: 14,250/25,000.
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 2,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Glitchy Neo Samurai: [AG] HP: 19,800/25,000.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 15,750/60,000.
Robo-Medics: [AG] HP: 2,500/2,500. (x4.) Currently healing Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark.
Chair-Knights: [AG] HP: 1,200/1,200. (x8.)
Chair-Rangers: [AG] HP: 600/600. (x20.)
Dragon-Chair-Lord Spark: [AG] HP: 7,500/15,000. Special: III
Missingno.: [AG] HP: 2̕9̕͢͡,̵̴͘͞0̢͢0͘͠͠0̸͠/̡͝3́͢0̴̶̡,̢͘0͡0͟͜͏͢0̨̛̕͠.̸̧͏
Tagon's Toughs' Destroyer-Class Warship Touch-and-Go: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Shields: 29,000/60,000. Armor Brigade: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Mixed Ground Force: 9,000/10,000 HP.
Itchy: [PG] HP: 5,500/10,000.
Death Egg Robot: [PG] HP: 36,400/70,000. Glitch: III
Godhead Pickle Inspector: [PG] HP: 19,250/45,000.
Egg Pawn Army: [PG] HP: 76,000/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: limegreen/candyred
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 53%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 56%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 0%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 30%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 40%
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 9,500/25,000.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 13,800/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
hammer01: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Styleflow: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: On Vacation
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
15/40 Tagon's Plan
15/40 Virus' Plan
3/10 Dungeon Construction
The Rage Mutagen is complete! I drink it, and attack!
Crusher48 (rage mode): 25000/25000 HP
Abilities:
Manual Control: I do not attack at the end of the round, but instead attack every time I post.
Rage: my attack damage is increased by an amount based on my current health (+50% damage at full HP, +250% damage at 10% HP).
Crippling Defeat: If I am killed, I am unable to do anything other than charges for 3 rounds.
Counterstrike: I can deal damage to foes that attack me in a counter attack automatically for 25% of the damage I take.
Heroic: immune to instakills (I cannot lose more than 80% of my HP in a single round)
Virus Actions: attack antivirus integrity and heal!
Tagon's Tough's Actions: After questioning my ability to lead, Tagon orders his forces to (unknown)
Dark Cave Zone Actions: forces begin reforming into new division types (not complete yet though)
This could be our only chance to hit Itchy with an attack.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
twin, You know how I called you useless before? Its because you weren't getting involved. I propose an alliance. You want to live a little longer? Its all the same to me, since you won't actually die if you die as an entity. The GM we all know and love will remain the same, split personality disorder and all. However, while you're on the battlefield, you should be useful. Don't want to be locked up? Doc Scratch is going to see you dead, so lets at least make sure you don't go down without a fight. I say we take out that son-of-a-mother-gorilla And show him what's what.
13/40 for my charge
I put the assault rifle through the loom in the hope of getting something to either increase my attack speed or give me combo powers.
I look up the EBF3 chest locations for ire. 12/40
I give Opel caffeine. 21/30
Twin, my plan is this, we're going to take down Doc Scratch. I may not read Homestuck, but I have a friend who does, and whatever it is he's doing, it isn't going to end well for us. I'm not sure, but he might be lying about the whole prime timeline thing, Doc is a master of manipulation, but I doubt he expect me to do...
Suddenly, the time warp reveals its true purpose, remember, the warp wasn't what hit Itchy. Doc Scratch recoils in shock as Danger: High Voltage goes off in his face in both the current and past points in time where the warp appeared, causing not only damage from my shotgun to be applied, but also damage from the paradox energy. pwned.
Although I seem to have sacrificed the damage I did to Itchy... but not you? Wow. This is going to be really annoying.
Anyway twin, any help in taking down the obnoxious doctor will be appreciated
...
...
9/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, what Piono said. I may have not read Homestuck, but Doc Scratch seems like an enemy.
I send five Constructs to assist TwinBuilder in his pro-AG acts. Same statistics as last time, they're normal troops.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
13/40 Death Egg MKIII
11/40 Egg Fleet
What happened to the machine gun (alchemy)? whatever the answer is, I duplicate it.
I finish looking up EBF3 chests for Ire. 13/40
Zantetsuken 5/10
I need something to give me time powers, until then fseftr makes a good target. I drop the obsidian bucket on him from so far up in the atmosphere that it hits him with the impact of a MOAB (mother of all bombs)
...
Finished.
What, already? Wasn't that thing like a 40 post charge?
I didn't say I was finished with the whole thing.
Then finished with what?
The treads.
... the treads?
Yes, the treads.
How big is this thing that it takes ten posts to finish the gorilla treads!?!?!?
Now ain't that the question of the day.
Ooh... this round is going to be so much fun...
10/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
9/40
Can you tag the virus as [AG] next time?
I +1 pionoplayer's stuff and supplement the virus by tagging it with code, and turn it into an A.I., giving it the ability to counter attacks against it.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
He obtains 3,862 mirrors!
Shouldn't DCLS be dead? You stated that the Godmodder killed him.
Anyway...
( 14 / 30 )
Giant-Pumpkin-Mech!
SPAM LIGHTNING.
I combine my Irradistone Snowball Gun with Gold Foil.
The Chair-Army targets Itchy!
Problem Sleuth uses FAIR SHAKE!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I'm gonna go continue my code.
Just gotta make sure it works...
(4/5)
10/40
Using ninja skills, I dump a bucket of industrial grade instant-epoxy fiberglass glue rated for 50 metric tons of force on Itchy!
+1 to pionoplayer
1/?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
RaginForeva boosts Twinbuilder and himself by 30%, then uses Laser-Ω on itchy
I'll be making my great escape now!
I request minecraftsuxroxor to sponsor his Brain for Alchemiter supplies if he dies with his brain in good condition.
I allow Opel to give ELIXIR to an entity of his choice.
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
When can I choose the ideas for the Everydimensional Portal?
Keep on derpin'
16/40 Virus' Plan
4/10 Dungeon Construction
I take a high-tech time machine and smash Itchy's head in with it.
The Zantetsuken will deal a lot of damage faster than the naked eye can see. This could be the only attack that could damage Itchy.
But for the lolz, I powder Itchy with some itching powder, making him live up to his name.
EDIT: Also, what the heck did Pit turn into to make him scream so loud?
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
I feel disturbed by the red text...
Keep on derpin'
That wasn't so bad.
TO THE BEACH ZONE!
I open an energy drink stall.
Opel, Minor, and Piono visit, giving +1 to all their charges!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)