I wake up. I inspect all my limbs and sigh in relief when they are still there. I get up, into the wreckage of Thunder's Cavern. I can now go to the battlefield, because I have all of the Ancestral Arti- wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE.
The Protector (3/7) Cave Extension (3/4) D: Cave Destroyed!!
"Well, that's just great. It looks like that my home was completely obliterated. Whatever. It was a junk house anyway"
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! I scream loudly.. So Loudly, Ever So Loudly, So so Loudly, So So LOUDLY!!! LOUDLY, AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND EVEN LOUDER!!! EVER SO LOUDER!!!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!!! I SCREAM SO LOUDLY THAT A CRACK APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH, CREATING ANOTHER CAVE, A EVEN BIGGER CAVE, A CAVE THAT IS BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE!!! THERE'S YOUR NEW CAVE, SINCE THE OTHER ONE WAS SSSOOO TERRIBLE!!! HAVE FUN IN THE NEW BETTER CAVE!!! (And Because Of My Loud Yelling, Several Entities Take Damage)
Alchemise: Minecraft (gifted by MinecrafterMenno) AND Wordwands
(Is this possible?)
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
I take a closer look at my Wordwands, and turns out there are three more words on each:
Wand #1:
Glitch Ether (Buffs attacks)
Excitement (Cause entities to function faster and stronger than normal) Wind (Releases a blast of wind) Peace (Causes all entities to stop attacking for an entire turn, requires 30 posts to summon)
Wand #2: Patch(Fix things)
Elixir Calm (Opposite of Excitement) Vacuum(Releases a blast of vacuum that siphons objects)
8/40 for my charge
2/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
Suddenly, a small warp appears next to Itchy... 1/3
2/10 for flare's churg
17/???? for 5l1n's thing.
also, aegis, you could have just asked me to stop. Nice to see you here, plus, the AG side has more people to help you.
Also, you are allowed to change the charge caps, but the limit is currently 40, so as long as the cap is below that, you're good.
Everyone else, aegis has talked to me IRL about what he plans to summon, and trust me, this thing is going to be huge, he's not going to stop with those 40 post charges, that's the start of the biggest combo summon DTG has ever seen (outside of the Homestuck invasion of course). Trust me, the faster that thing is on the field, the faster the scales of battle will tip.
I demand my ELIXIR from End. I don't like being double-crossed. :c
I use my magic skills to heal a random AG entity.
I raise the Glitch Resistance once again. Then I realize that it will take too long for me to raise the Glitch Resistance by myself, so I begin to build a small robot that automatically repairs the Glitch Resistance at every End-of-Turn battle. It also raises it more than a player does, but on the downside, it is quite weak, at around 5,000 health. The Virus will often try to protect the robot.
I use my magic skills to encase the projectile fired from ninjatwist's Ellorium Autobow in a critical shield and then flinging it even faster, dealing more damage.
9/40 for my charge
3/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
The warp next to Itchy grows larger... 2/3
6/40, 6/40, and 6/40 for Aegis's first three charges. (knock one off if I'm multitasking too much)
Also
I toss a pickle into a lava pit, hopeing that the pickle inspector will want to inspect the pickle and fall into the lava...
Parts found: Titan Vinta mechanical control suit arm, Nyarlathotep's arcane all-seeing eye, Pinkamena's Chainsaw
Brohood o' Steel: 4/25
I ask the Almighty Helix Fossil what to do!
Glitchy Neo Samurai exploits a bug against the PG entities!
I wake up. I inspect all my limbs and sigh in relief when they are still there. I get up, into the wreckage of Thunder's Cavern. I can now go to the battlefield, because I have all of the Ancestral Arti- wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE.
TWINBUUUUUILLLLLLLLLLDERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soulless Serpent tries the McStabber attack again on Missingno.
Oh no
3/40
3/40
3/40
3/?
3/?
I crash a diamond tipped 747 full of TNT into the death eggbot!
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Bees.
WHY.
I attempt to hit Itchy with a homing missile.
I also add a vote to minecraftsuxroxor's special.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Cave Extension (3/4)D: Cave Destroyed!!"Well, that's just great. It looks like that my home was completely obliterated. Whatever. It was a junk house anyway"
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! I scream loudly.. So Loudly, Ever So Loudly, So so Loudly, So So LOUDLY!!! LOUDLY, AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND EVEN LOUDER!!! EVER SO LOUDER!!!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!! LOUDER AND LOUDER!!!! I SCREAM SO LOUDLY THAT A CRACK APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EARTH, CREATING ANOTHER CAVE, A EVEN BIGGER CAVE, A CAVE THAT IS BETTER THAN THE OLD ONE!!! THERE'S YOUR NEW CAVE, SINCE THE OTHER ONE WAS SSSOOO TERRIBLE!!! HAVE FUN IN THE NEW BETTER CAVE!!! (And Because Of My Loud Yelling, Several Entities Take Damage)
I chuck a big hairy ball at the godmodder....
(Is this possible?)
2 - Stone Bowl of the Buddha [xxxxxxxx]
I take a closer look at my Wordwands, and turns out there are three more words on each:
Wand #1:
Glitch
Ether (Buffs attacks)
Excitement (Cause entities to function faster and stronger than normal)
Wind (Releases a blast of wind)
Peace (Causes all entities to stop attacking for an entire turn, requires 30 posts to summon)
Wand #2:
Patch (Fix things)
Elixir
Calm (Opposite of Excitement)
Vacuum (Releases a blast of vacuum that siphons objects)
Keep on derpin'
I relocate TwinBuilder in the Shadows Complex, making him Sheilded.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
RaginForeva Uses a triple-layered encoded hack at an attempt to lower the antivirus integrity on the virus.
I'll be making my great escape now!
11/40 Death Egg MKIII
9/40 Egg Fleet
I would make a joke here, but terrorist jokes aren't okay.
I start a new churg! 1/10
I throw a dog at a random satellite! And then it comes back and hits me in the head! Ow!
((I wonder... should the UOSS have dropped a SOW? Cause it was a pretty long churg.))
2/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
Suddenly, a small warp appears next to Itchy... 1/3
2/10 for flare's churg
17/???? for 5l1n's thing.
also, aegis, you could have just asked me to stop. Nice to see you here, plus, the AG side has more people to help you.
Also, you are allowed to change the charge caps, but the limit is currently 40, so as long as the cap is below that, you're good.
Everyone else, aegis has talked to me IRL about what he plans to summon, and trust me, this thing is going to be huge, he's not going to stop with those 40 post charges, that's the start of the biggest combo summon DTG has ever seen (outside of the Homestuck invasion of course). Trust me, the faster that thing is on the field, the faster the scales of battle will tip.
...
...
4/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
33% of the second game...
I give Twinbuilder a bottle of Chill-Pills.
Uboa fires the Irradistone Snowball Gun at the Death Egg Robot.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I use my magic skills to heal a random AG entity.
I raise the Glitch Resistance once again. Then I realize that it will take too long for me to raise the Glitch Resistance by myself, so I begin to build a small robot that automatically repairs the Glitch Resistance at every End-of-Turn battle. It also raises it more than a player does, but on the downside, it is quite weak, at around 5,000 health. The Virus will often try to protect the robot.
Demonator Upgrade: 16/30.
Anti-Glitch Robot: 0/5.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
4/40 please assist!
4/40 please assist!
4/40 please assist!
4/?
4/?
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Anti-Glitch Robot: 1/5.
I assist Aegis' charges.
I use my magic skills to encase the projectile fired from ninjatwist's Ellorium Autobow in a critical shield and then flinging it even faster, dealing more damage.
3/5 for the alchemiter upgrade
The warp next to Itchy grows larger... 2/3
6/40, 6/40, and 6/40 for Aegis's first three charges. (knock one off if I'm multitasking too much)
...
...
5/40 x1
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Giant worm is giant.
Damn.
I temporarily clone Opel. His clone upgrades the Demonator before it vanishes.
(+1 to Opel's charge)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)