34/40 the trisector is finally finished, I move on to implementing the AI.
I have no idea what to do for alchemy, so I charge 1/? for upping the alchmiter limit to 6. how much is it twin?
I take my bows, pulling them back so far I'm using my legs to push the strings, then I release them all at once... oh, did I mention that the electric onslaught had the iron sword as ammo, the obsidian bucket is the arrowhead of the obsidian tipped terror, and the infinity fire bow is rather lame?
apex army 13/30
robo-medics 6/10
While you have desolated the majority of my barrage, you have failed to save the Crockercorp Ships from certain doom. Say farewell to your entities, PG players.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
30/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Storage
23/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire a barrage of exploding pie at the Creeper Demolishers.
Welp, guess I've been discovered because of this incident. RUN FURTHER INTO THE COMPLEX!
E.P.I.C. Tank
30/40
Minecraft
2/2
Minecraft is done alchemizing. I also order the construct Phalanx to help with the E.P.I.C. Tank.
You got MINECRAFT! One of the best indie games out there, where the entire world is made of blocks! Survive the night from monsters, or build whatever you want! The choice is yours...
I didn't see I already posted, so I made a new post, but then I saw I already posted.
Real post:
E.P.I.C. Tank
31/40
I vote for BUDDERBUDDER to use his attack on... TwinBuilder.
By the way, ninjatwist, I set Phalanx to work on the E.P.I.C. Tank. I also flee further into the Shadow Complex, and hide in a potted plant conveniently situated around a corner.
You cannot decide what entity players will attack! You can only vote for them to use their attack, which you do anyway.
You hide in a potted plant! No one will be any the wiser...
I decide to go looking for cool things to put in the alchemeter.
( 1 / 7 )
ITEMS FOUND: (???), (???), (???)
I fire the Anti-Matter Bayonet at the Crockercorp Carrier English. I then take cover, and plug my ears.
I belive I can command now, so I command Problem Sleuth to use BRASS TACKS on Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism.
EDIT: It appears I forgot to make the sequel for the Chair-Gun.
Meh, I'll do that later.
You use the ANTIMATTER BAYONET!
In a horrible flash of black light, the air around the Battlefield is torn apart! When the dust clears, you have dealt 7,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English and to an X.M.S.A.T. Recognizer Factory!
Problem Sleuth will use BRASS TACKS on Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism!
Guys, I'd advise assisting the entities, as my Meteoric Barrage is going to send all those entities to a flaming death. By the way, I control a team of Constructs to also target the Wily Egg entities with the barrage. A few minutes later, the Wily Egg Zone's Neutral entities are in te Meteoric line of fire.
I order a team of alchemists to go to the Alchemiter's Cave.
My specific instructions:
1) After arriving at the cave, acquire the Assault Rifle and duplicate it. This will possibly take a few turns.
2) Combine the two Assault Rifles. This may also need several turns to complete.
3) Return to one of our Alchemy Labs scattered across the landscape and report the results. If the result is a Machine Gun, then your mission will be greatly rewarded, as it is a key to one of our more powerful weapons. If not, we need another plan, report this to our tacticians.
( 2 / 7 )
The first part of my journey takes me to a Witch Hut deep in the swamp.
After stabbing the witch several times, I find a Awkward Potion.
ITEMS FOUND: (Awkward Potion), (???), (???)
I get a PARTY BALL from Super Smash Bros. and break it over the Crockercorp Carrier General.
(For this attack: Roll a D8.)
(1: It drops food, healing the target)
(2 - 4: It drops various junk items, dealing tiny damage.)
(5 - 7: Drops some pretty heavy items, dealing decent damage.)
(8: Drops several bombs onto the carrier, dealing massive damage.)
Twin, there are two things I need to tell you about the Demonator.
First; despite the fact that it spoke rather computer-like to me, the Demonator is actually able to speak just like a normal Demoman, and does so especially after dealing damage, recieving massive damage, or destroying another entity. Now, I don't want the attacks to be cluttered with "THEY'RE GOING TO BURY WHAT'S LEFT OF YE IN A SOUP CAN!", but if the Demonator deals large damage to an important PG entity(such as the Crockercorp Carriers), feel free to add in a quote.
Second; I've been thinking for a while, and there are some things I'd like to rework on the Demonator. In fact, I'd even like to upgrade it to another entity, the Tripod. Though much stronger and much bigger(big enough to fit an entire small battlefield inside it), will I be able to 'teleport' the Demonator to a safe alternate dimension and do a long, 30-post charge upgrading it? It'll recycle most of the Demonator's features, so it won't be exactly just a fancy term for creating a new entity.
Regardless, I bring out my upgraded wrench and gradually repair the Demonator's shields a bit for the incomming meteor storm.
Alright. That actually sounds pretty cool!
Hmm...I'm not sure if you should be able to upgrade a Boss, because they are supposed to be pretty powerful. I don't know. The UOSS was able to be upgraded, though, so I guess you can for the Demonator as well.
Also, ninjatwist, you still forgot to assign the construct Phalanx.
I start up my computer in the conveniently large and hollow plant pot, now I feel safe. I decide to start up Minecraft, of which one of the slave has sent the files. I try to make an account: "MinecrafterMenno". Hmmmmm, it seems that this name is already taken. I try it again: "McMenno". Ah, it works! Now to start it up... wait, it instantly connects to a server... wtf, it seems like the server I'm already on, playing minecraft... this is a really weird kind of inception.
I also help piono with his MEC, McMenno carries some parts over to him.
The amount of Inception involved instantly causes your computer to start downloading the movie Inception! The Godmodder is upset that you are pirating a movie and kicks you off the computer.
I'm anticipating Mech Wave IV to come after this wave of entities, so everyone be on high alert! This is why I'm helping charging, to save attacks for the Mech Wave.
The naming convention for the turrets goes something like this once on the battlefield.
SabreBetty
SabreBonny
Once the turrets are made, I'll change the look of this. Also, the ASG (augmented slag gun) has changed to the Slag-Augmented Cannon and Missile Pods have changed to Hellfire Pods
General:Good-Great HP total (27k)
Average damage output (2-3k on normal attack)
Abilities:
Offensive
-Hellfire Pods (A lock-on barrage of hellfire missiles flies out of the turret, dealing high damage to the target and dealing half the total done as splash to another non-allied entity) (Requires an ability charge; III)
-Slag-Augmented Cannon (Hellfire Pods send out slag pods too, increasing the chance for an enemy to take a crit/minicrit from all sources of damage that turn
Defensive
-Undying (Won't die on the first death, but requires a 5-turn repair period to return. The second death removes it permanently)
-Destruction (Deals heavy damage to the entity that killed it (3k damage))
-Phalanx Shield (The sentry protects a single unit from attack. The sentry takes all damage to it's life total. Destruction of the turret releases the unit, unharmed)
A nether portal appears on the top of the Demonator. A moment passes... nothing comes out except a voice.
"I think I'll wait until after the meteors land."
Fseftr
HP:60,000/60,000
Attacks:
Sharpness and Fire Aspect Diamond Sword [7,500 damage|Lights target on fire]
Power and Flame Bow [Ammo:10/10] [10,000 damage|Lights target on fire]
Potion of Healing [Ammo:5/5] [+10,000hp]
Abilities:
Natural Health Regen [+5,000hp/update]
Critical Chance [10% chance to deal 150% damage]
Crafting [Gain one arrow every 2 updates, and one potion every 3 updates]
Throns Protection Diamond Armour [Take 10% less damage, deals 10% of damage taken to attacker]
Emergency Heal [If attack would kill, deploy all potions of healing before it hits]
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
29/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
21/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire a barrage of TNT on the Creeper Demolisher.
First, twin, just a little boost to my ego, but when I (or anyone else) spends multiple posts trying to epicly combo an entity but in the process do more than enough damage halfway through the combo, could you let the combo finish before it dies? I'm tired of my dramatic moments getting killed without need. Also, other people's as well. Since you're doing the animations having combos cut short is even more annoying.
MEC: 28/40, I finish the generators. Gaius has been very helpful and almost completely finished the super structure of the thing. ninja, don't forget that other people have been helping with the MEC. And thanks for the support.
I finish my iron sword, also, is it possible for me to change my alchemization but keep the charge, because a weaponized inventory is not what I wanted... but if I can't, oh well, I might cancel that alchemy because I'm shooting for another bow.
I launch myself from the burning wreckage of Betty toward English, using the same triple-bow style to slam arrows into the hull, this time spear-heading the landing with the iron sword, which tears a chunk out of the hull.
I assist Phalanx, 38/40 for the EPIC tank
2/10, I make some pit droids to add to the robo-medics, since they service pod racers which are more advanced than the demonator (I think)
Sorry. Don't worry about the animations; I will do my best to make those look good and include your combos. Besides, they're only in the planning stages so far...
You got an IRON SWORD! A typical sword made out of iron. It is pretty powerful, taking care of most enemies.
The Weaponized Inventory is just a fancy name for your alchemy. It is not what that actually is.
You deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English!
29/40 for the MEC, I connect the power hoses into the generators
I combine the obsidian bucket with my iron sword 1/3: obsidian sword?
My combo changes gears here, as I slide down the side of the crockercorp carrier english with the sword in the hull, tearing out chunks as I slide down, leaving purplestone dust in the rut. Finally, reaching a large enough protrusion to stop me, I plug in the purplecharged xbox, and send massive electric power shocks through, which, lacking a proper place to send the power, instead melt massive strips of the outer plating off of the ship.
39/40 for the EPIC tank! Its almost finished! awesome!
3/10 for the robo-medics as I remove the pit droids, saving a whole lot of pain in the future. Too bad about that oil tanker though...
You deal 5,000 damage!
Obsidian Bucket AND Iron Sword = Iron-Plated Obsidian Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
31/40 for the MEC, the main body fully completed, I begin work on the trisector function.
2/3 for the obsidian sword
I take my bows and begin spamming arrows into the gap, which tears deeper and deeper into the ship as the purplestone dust is activated again and again by the electric arrows, melting the hull as the arrows puncture it.
ninja! you just completed the EPIC tank, I upped it.
10/30 for the apex army?
4/10 for robo-medics as I send them to medical school.
32/40 for the MEC, I put together the stabilizers for the trisector element
I finish(?) the obsidian sword.
I finish the action from my last post, cutting off a large portion of the carrier, which floats off into space...
11/30 for the apex army
5/10 for the robo-medics.
You got the IRON-PLATED OBSIDIAN SWORD! A sleek, cool obsidian sword with iron plating. All the power of obsidian disguised as iron!
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
30/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Storage
22/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire a barrage of Missiles on the Creeper Demolisher.
34/40 the trisector is finally finished, I move on to implementing the AI.
I have no idea what to do for alchemy, so I charge 1/? for upping the alchmiter limit to 6. how much is it twin?
I take my bows, pulling them back so far I'm using my legs to push the strings, then I release them all at once... oh, did I mention that the electric onslaught had the iron sword as ammo, the obsidian bucket is the arrowhead of the obsidian tipped terror, and the infinity fire bow is rather lame?
apex army 13/30
robo-medics 6/10
While you have desolated the majority of my barrage, you have failed to save the Crockercorp Ships from certain doom. Say farewell to your entities, PG players.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
30/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Storage
23/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire a barrage of exploding pie at the Creeper Demolishers.
I believe we are now past the post limit, so stop posting please.
/nullpost
End-of-Turn Battle:
Wow, Thunder's secret base sure is nice! A guy could get used to this...
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy and lowers fseftr's attack power! The players are still frozen...they won't be able to use their Specials unless you destroy the mailbox!
The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! He is then sent in to get upgraded. The X.M.S.A.T. Troops deal 5,800 damage to Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, and the Leaders deal 7,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General, and Problem Sleuth uses BRASS TACKS on Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, dealing 5,000 damage to it! Pinkamena Diane Pie deals 2,000 damage to
Crockercorp Carrier English! The VIRUS critically lowers the PHYSICS ENGINE, dropping it to 5%!
All the PGs, in a desperate last stand, destroy 48 Meteors! The Crockercorp Carriers deal 10,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Crockercorp Drones kill all X.M.S.A.T. Sargeants! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to the Mega Tank!
But it's too late. The meteors come crashing down, and they overwhelm the Battlefield with fire, rock, and destruction.
Crockercorp Carrier General destroyed!
Crockercorp Carrier English destroyed!
Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance destroyed!
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism destroyed!
Zero killed!
All EGG SWATs destroyed!
14,600 damage to Metal Sally!
Fseftr added!
All of the mobs destroy the EGG SWAT Factory! The Wily Egg and Mecha Sally deal 8,000 damage to the Wither General!
You said the E.P.I.C. Tank was piono's, but it's mine... :'(
Project: Ragequit
2/7
E.P.I.C. Tank
75,000/75,000 HP
E.P.I.C. Cannon: 3,000/3,000 HP Shields: 7,000/7,000
Well, let's get this baby going... it will do something really special if at 1 HP, and it will be indestructible when it reaches that. All attacks that normally kill instead reduces it's HP to 1.
I put the Sriracha chicken in the E.P.I.C. Cannon, making it shoot Sriracha-coated E.P.I.C. King Bills instead of normal E.P.I.C. King Bills!
Huh, who's coming from that portal? It's... it's... ME! From the future! FMM: "I need to warn you. When you don't kill TwinBuilder soon enough, an alternate timeline will proceed, where Notch goes absolutely haywire, and we will all join the godmodder's side." "But... but... I will never join him!" "You will, out of necessity." "Okay, I guess... but he's locked in that damn Shadows Complex! Ninja built it." "Okay, then I will need to convince him..."
Subspace Bomb x 7 (4/6)
I change the number to 7.. Just take a note of that.
Twin, can you put like an italic Thunder's Cave Home or something and put you under it?
Also I tell Twin that If you create a button and place it "here" and push it, you will get splash potions of healing thrown upon you, and will heal a lot of health. I tell him about that secret health restorer.
Just because something's in the alpha timeline, it doesn't mean everythings better. We could all be destroyed in the Alpha timeline, but in the Beta timeline, or Gamma timeline, things might go our way, or better. Plus, Doc Scratch isn't on our side, which means he may be decieving us.
"My faithful men, this is the day our work goes to show! We will decimate all who stand for the Godmodder, and those who harm our cause. The meteors have made their impact! With the PG side in ruins, we have gained the upped hand! Now, onwards, to crush the Godmodder once and for all!!"
Hopefully, my attack will allow the invasion of the Wily Egg Zone to be swifter.
I shoot some carefully aimed Ellorium arrows at fseftr.
EPIC Tank: 39/40 (Phalanx)
Apex Army: 12/30 (Celosia)
In the new forge daqtabase and discussion thread, I've taken screenies on my interpretation of the Alchemy Cave! Feel free to check them out.
Also, we're near the post limit, just an FYI.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I have no idea what to do for alchemy, so I charge 1/? for upping the alchmiter limit to 6. how much is it twin?
I take my bows, pulling them back so far I'm using my legs to push the strings, then I release them all at once... oh, did I mention that the electric onslaught had the iron sword as ammo, the obsidian bucket is the arrowhead of the obsidian tipped terror, and the infinity fire bow is rather lame?
apex army 13/30
robo-medics 6/10
good night everyone!!!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
We cannot upgrade the max alchemy limit. Been there, Done That, And It FAILED!
I erase some meteors
X.M.S.A.T. Repairs: 3/10
I'll be making my great escape now!
MEC: 35/40 (Gaius)
EPIC Tank: 40/40 Complete! (Phalanx)
Apex Army: 14/40 (Celosia)
Good night, pionoplayer.
As the EPIC Tank is complete, Phalanx's team of constructs is open to aid in charging.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Wily Egg
HP:40,000
Shield:20,000 (Must be lowered to 0 inorder to attack anything on the Wily Egg)
Shield generator: 10,000 HP (Regenes 2,000 shield per turn)
Egg Annihilator Beam: 8,000 damage (2 turn cooldown)
Buffs:
Ring Chain Armor:Immune to magic
Robot operated:Can not be hijacked or stolen or changed sides
Metal Sally
HP:40,000
Attacks:
-Sword-like blades mounted in her forearms
-Powerful laser hidden inside one of her locks of hair
-Claw-like fingers to slash
Abilities:
-Ability to project a powerful force field around herself, shielding her from enemy attacks
Buffs:
-Possesses her formidable martial arts skills
30/30 Gift for Godmodder(Real Gift, good gift not a trap)
Storage
23/40 Project Deadly Cuddles
I fire a barrage of exploding pie at the Creeper Demolishers.
8/40 Tagon's Plan
8/40 Virus' Plan
I cause night to fall, causing more mobs to join the Wily Egg Invasion.
MEC: 36/40 (Gaius)
Charge 2: Unoccupied (Phalanx)
Apex Army: 15/30 (Celosia)
Strange! The planets seem to have rematerialized, I remember them being destroyed in OpelSpeedster's attack long ago.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I began to imbue Pinkamena with Nightmare Moon's teachings and scares. (1/20)
EDIT: Am I past the post limit?
Keep on derpin'
Time Space Fusion Ferry: 17/20.
Pinkamena Diane Pie uses a hacksaw to tear off random parts from Crockercorp Carrier General.
I throw feces fresh from the toilet on a random Crockercorp entity.
/nullpost
You got MINECRAFT! One of the best indie games out there, where the entire world is made of blocks! Survive the night from monsters, or build whatever you want! The choice is yours...
You vote for BUDDERBUDDER to use his Special Attack!
Crockercorp Carrier English has been sapped! Its health and attack power will be lowered and weakened for 2 turns.
You cannot decide what entity players will attack! You can only vote for them to use their attack, which you do anyway.
You hide in a potted plant! No one will be any the wiser...
You use the ANTIMATTER BAYONET!
In a horrible flash of black light, the air around the Battlefield is torn apart! When the dust clears, you have dealt 7,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English and to an X.M.S.A.T. Recognizer Factory!
Problem Sleuth will use BRASS TACKS on Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism!
Crockercorp Carrier General has also been sapped!
Yeah...
The Wily Egg entities will be barraged by the Meteors!
Assault Rifle x 2 = 2 Assault Rifles (1/1)
Assault Rifle AND Assault Rifle = Machine Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
Ooh, a Party Ball! Let's see what it does.
(8)
6,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
Alright. That actually sounds pretty cool!
Hmm...I'm not sure if you should be able to upgrade a Boss, because they are supposed to be pretty powerful. I don't know. The UOSS was able to be upgraded, though, so I guess you can for the Demonator as well.
The amount of Inception involved instantly causes your computer to start downloading the movie Inception! The Godmodder is upset that you are pirating a movie and kicks you off the computer.
;D You'll just have to wait and see...
Alright.
The Godmodder keeps all of his DNA well-hidden from everyone! In fact, he has Anti-DNA-Appearing Goggles to prevent anyone from stealing his DNA.
You give X.M.S.A.T. 2,000 HP!
You increase Problem Sleuth's defense!
Suddenly, Fseftr appears on the Battlefield!
You deal 5,000 damage to the Demonator!
Your Constructs get MinecrafterMenno out of the Shadows Complex and back to safety.
You deal 3,000 damage!
The VIRUS will definitely attack the PHYSICS ENGINE this turn!
You deal 3,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism!
You got the SUBSPACE BOMB! A very powerful bomb that can envelop an entire area in a huge dark cloud, transporting it to Subspace.
Subspace Bomb x 6 = 6 Subspace Bombs (1/5)
You deal 3,000 damage!
Sorry. Don't worry about the animations; I will do my best to make those look good and include your combos. Besides, they're only in the planning stages so far...
You got an IRON SWORD! A typical sword made out of iron. It is pretty powerful, taking care of most enemies.
The Weaponized Inventory is just a fancy name for your alchemy. It is not what that actually is.
You deal 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English!
2,000 damage to Problem Sleuth!
You deal 5,000 damage!
Obsidian Bucket AND Iron Sword = Iron-Plated Obsidian Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
>:0
5,000 damage!
You deal 4,000 damage to the Demonator!
Yeah, I did.
You got the IRON-PLATED OBSIDIAN SWORD! A sleek, cool obsidian sword with iron plating. All the power of obsidian disguised as iron!
6,000 damage!
You kill the Creeper Demolitions!
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6,000 damage!
The only reason I haven't been updating it is because I'm actually going to re-write the summary soon. But I will update it.
You erase 8 meteors!
Uh-oh.
The EPIC Tank is complete! I will not add it until MinecrafterMenno gives its stats.
They are dead!
All existing mobs are given 3,000 HP! All dead ones come back with some health.
Very strange...
Kinect Wands OR Name Tag = Lettered Kinect Wands (Level 1: 1/2)
End-of-Turn Battle:
Wow, Thunder's secret base sure is nice! A guy could get used to this...
The Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM lowers everyone's accuracy and lowers fseftr's attack power! The players are still frozen...they won't be able to use their Specials unless you destroy the mailbox!
The Demonator deals 5,000 damage to Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance! He is then sent in to get upgraded. The X.M.S.A.T. Troops deal 5,800 damage to Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, and the Leaders deal 7,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Mega Tank deals 4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General, and Problem Sleuth uses BRASS TACKS on Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism, dealing 5,000 damage to it! Pinkamena Diane Pie deals 2,000 damage to
Crockercorp Carrier English! The VIRUS critically lowers the PHYSICS ENGINE, dropping it to 5%!
All the PGs, in a desperate last stand, destroy 48 Meteors! The Crockercorp Carriers deal 10,000 damage to Problem Sleuth! The Crockercorp Drones kill all X.M.S.A.T. Sargeants! The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to the Mega Tank!
But it's too late. The meteors come crashing down, and they overwhelm the Battlefield with fire, rock, and destruction.
Crockercorp Carrier General destroyed!
Crockercorp Carrier English destroyed!
Crockercorp Drone Moirallegiance destroyed!
Crockercorp Drone Auspisticism destroyed!
Zero killed!
All EGG SWATs destroyed!
14,600 damage to Metal Sally!
Fseftr added!
All of the mobs destroy the EGG SWAT Factory! The Wily Egg and Mecha Sally deal 8,000 damage to the Wither General!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Missingno, Demonhead Mobster Kingpin, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 80,500/100,000. Is currently Shielded.
Bloody Frozen Wailing Shrieking Unnatural Mailbox of DOOM: [H] HP: 1/5. Flaw: Undiscovered.
BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
Meteoric Barrage: [AG] Meteors: 73/1,000. Descent: 0
X.M.S.A.T.: [AG] HP: 7,000/20,000. Shields: 0/15,000. (x0.) Generators: 0/5,000. (x0.) Barracks: 0/10,000. (x0.) Tech Research: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Recognizer Factories: 7,500/15,000. (x2.)
X.M.S.A.T. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: 500/500 HP. (x20.) Recognizers: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x18.)
X.M.S.A.T. Leaders: [AG] General Alex: 2,500/2,500 HP.
Mega Tank: [AG] HP: 2,000/17,000. Missile Racks: 1000/1000 HP. (x4.) Cannons: 1500/1500 HP. (x2.) Heavy Plating: 0/5000 HP. Railgun: 2500/2500 HP. Mysterious Silhouette: 3/3 HP.
Problem Sleuth: [AG] HP: 40,000/60,000.
Pinkamena Diane Pie: [AG] HP: 10,000/20,000.
Fseftr: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 51/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: billnyethe/sci̼͉͈ͦ̅ͦ̔ͣͨ͝enceguy
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 83%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 55%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 5̶̨̙̻̱̖̘̱̺̟̹̗͙̌͋ͦ̓ͭ̆͌̐̊̾͛͑̆ͪ̿͜%̘̫̼̠̖̘̲̟̻̥̺̪̹͒̀̀ͪͤ̂͋ͫͤ̍ͪ̚͢ (Á̷̴̩̙̭̹͎͙͍̪̻͙͇̮͓͔͖͔̲̙̾ͣ͋̇͞Ţ̷̛̫͍̦͓̬̞͙͓͙̗̭̹̲̞̮͇͚ͫ̈́̍̂̓͆̉ͥ̄ͧ͛̅̕͢ ̵͋ͮ͒̍̑̾ͬ̃͞҉͏̨̞̼͔͚̝̟C̸̤̙̟̱̙͎͕͖͌̈́̈̚͘R̨̙̖͉̠̲̘̪̤̖͎̮̰̫̰̓ͤ͊ͧ́̂̄̿ͦ̆͜͜͡͞ͅI̺̠̩̟͚̣̩̗̘̞͖̗̓ͦ̓ͩ͡ͅT̨͎͍̩͚̰̣̙̙͓̣̫ͫ̅̈̄̆͂̑͗͑̔ͬͬ͘͝I̍̾̆ͦ͑̂ͦ͏̸̭̣̩̤̳͙̲͎̤̯͘͝ͅC̸̡̄ͮͮ̋̅̆͊҉͘҉̩͚̟̯̯̫̻̖̲A̸̺̳̦̥͔̟̫̠ͬ̃ͬ̀ͫ̈ͤ͗̒͑̄̔̿̊͒ͧ̈L̴̪̹̬̯̲̼̱̪̻͍͍͇͇̲̜͚̳̰ͥ̇̃ͫ̉̎̀ͤ̌͂̒͜ ͌ͨͯͤ͑̽̑ͯ̓͗ͭ̍̎ͥͯͥ͏͏̸̷͍̟̫̳̼̹̭̜̫̜̱͜ͅͅL̄̉̒͒͌͗̔͆ͤ͊̂̅͑҉҉̶̸̼̲̺̖̯͈̩̫͇̰̤̙̺̲̦̙̹̻E̴͊̎͐͑ͯ̂͐͡͠҉̤̯̭̲̦̫͇̰͈͓̱V̢ͩͮͤ̋ͯ̑̓̒ͫ̃ͨ̈̒͗̓͜͠͏͓̺̻̭̺̲̫̺̦̙̞̦̞̗͢Ȅ̸̷̥͖̦̰̲͚̪̲͉̻̓̉̒̇ͨͭ̏̈ͩ͂͊̀̚͢L̶̶̟̦͍̞̞͇͕̞ͪ̉̆ͮͯ̊̀̚ͅS̵̵̨̤̖͕̤̗͚̗̹̭̘̭̱̦͍ͯͯ̿ͯ̆͋̔̎ͨ!̢̈ͧ̈́ͣ͛̈́͂̍ͮ͒ͩ̿ͦ̉̈̚҉̸҉͙̘̺̮͉̮̖̝̠͕̝̯̥)
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 28%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
Zombie Horde: [AG] HP: 5,000/25,000.
Skeleton Rangers: [AG] HP: 5,000/7,500. Will counterattack if attacked.
Creeper Demolitions: [AG] HP: 4,000/10,000. Loses 1,000 HP every time they attack.
Spider Operatives: [AG] HP: 5,000/7,500. Attacks have a 75% chance to poison.
253rd ESFB: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Has a 50% chance to evade attacks using teleportation.
Ghast Air Support: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000. Only attackable using ranged attacks.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 12,300/20,000. Can attack three times.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Wily Egg: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 5,250/20,000. Beam: II
Metal Sally: [N] HP: 24,400/40,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [0K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
MinecrafterMenno: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Idle
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Banned until 3/16
Pinkamena's Nightmare Moon Teaching/Horror Absorption Power-Up 2/20
Keep on derpin'
I throw a computer at the virus integrity.
I tell myself to attack XMSAT with my diamond sword.
Project: Ragequit
2/7
E.P.I.C. Tank
75,000/75,000 HP
E.P.I.C. Cannon: 3,000/3,000 HP Shields: 7,000/7,000
Well, let's get this baby going... it will do something really special if at 1 HP, and it will be indestructible when it reaches that. All attacks that normally kill instead reduces it's HP to 1.
I put the Sriracha chicken in the E.P.I.C. Cannon, making it shoot Sriracha-coated E.P.I.C. King Bills instead of normal E.P.I.C. King Bills!
Huh, who's coming from that portal? It's... it's... ME! From the future! FMM: "I need to warn you. When you don't kill TwinBuilder soon enough, an alternate timeline will proceed, where Notch goes absolutely haywire, and we will all join the godmodder's side." "But... but... I will never join him!" "You will, out of necessity." "Okay, I guess... but he's locked in that damn Shadows Complex! Ninja built it." "Okay, then I will need to convince him..."
I change the number to 7.. Just take a note of that.
Twin, can you put like an italic Thunder's Cave Home or something and put you under it?
Also I tell Twin that If you create a button and place it "here" and push it, you will get splash potions of healing thrown upon you, and will heal a lot of health. I tell him about that secret health restorer.
And I start to create a Cave Defender. (1/5)
MEC: 37/40 (Gaius)
Charge 2: Unoccupied (Phalanx)
Apex Army: 16/30 (Celosia)
Machine Gun: 2/4
"My faithful men, this is the day our work goes to show! We will decimate all who stand for the Godmodder, and those who harm our cause. The meteors have made their impact! With the PG side in ruins, we have gained the upped hand! Now, onwards, to crush the Godmodder once and for all!!"
Hopefully, my attack will allow the invasion of the Wily Egg Zone to be swifter.
I shoot some carefully aimed Ellorium arrows at fseftr.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
You said you would come out of the portal once the meteors finished landing. I did that. As for your name, fixed!
Fixed!
Dialoglog coming next turn...:D
Uh oh... The Virus is getting REALLY glitchy. We have to stop it soon.
Anyhow, Soulless Serpent stabs the Virus Integrity bar with a Compu-Stabber Sword. He then shouts AY AY AY to see what will happen.
Oh no