The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
(7 / 10)
A power source is loaded into a generator, which is powered by a cat and toast with butter on it, taped together...
(3 / 3)
The Semi-Auto Red Rifle is complete!
I toss an egg at Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
...
That has a phoenix inside of it.
Are we over the post limit yet? If not, the S.A.M. (which I'm piloting) goes into Overdrive for the current turn, greatly increasing damage both taken and dealt. If we are, dammit.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
6/25/2013
Posts:
48
Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
18/40 for interesting summon.
2/4 for forum game.
titan vinta: 33/40
Nyar's journey: 6/20
Suddenly a mailbox drops out of the sky in front of the godmodder, there is a letter inside addressed:
"Hello Richard."
On the outside these words are written in blood.
On closer inspection it isn't ordinary blood.
It is the blood of hundreds of Omega-type godmodders, blended together within minutes of being spilled.
Someone powerful is trying to send a message.
The text written reads:
Hello, self-proclaimed Omega+ type godmodder.
It horrifies me to think how pathetic I must seem to have lost to you before.
But believe me, popularity comes down to luck more than skill.
This of course is obvious, or you would never have won.
I've seen Alphas that dealt with greater threats than these before easily.
Either way, I would advise you read the contents of this letter.
You do not have to, but whatever you do. Do not destroy the letter.
Even from an entire multiverse away, I have more power than even you can imagine.
(Choose from the spoilers whether the godmodder opens the letter, destroys it, or leaves it. The inside details what happens if he does so)
Twin, due to the nature of the battle results of some of the spoilers, it doesn't need to be the first you open, just the one you choose.
Upon opening the letter, a sort of screen floats out of it.
Not a full TV, just the image.
It flashes on, showing a wasteland, much similar to the ground zero of the godmodder's server.
One difference, a host of strange creatures roam the land.
Then the fact hits.
They are two dimensional.
Zombies, wyverns, floating eyes, even a massive purple worm. All of these roam this nightmarish landscape.
They feast upon the corpses of dead posters.
A very eerie voice begins to speak
I hope you like what you see. You'll never attain it.
If I had a choice, then you and I would have our positions reversed.
You ruined my game and my world.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
You ruined my game, and I won.
They all died, they were too few and too late.
All because of you.
I don't have anyone to play with now, so I'll play with you.
I'm coming for you.
And with that, the screen winks out of existence as those last four words echo throughout the battlefield, leaving an empty, and horrifying silence behind them.
I'm coming for you.
The silence stuns everyone, and all attacks, AG, PG, Hostile, or Neutral, fail this rounds as horror courses through every being on the field.
The letter, rather than being destroyed in the manner it was targeted, warps in on itself.
It implodes into a powerful vortex of space-time disruptions.
Then stops.
A powerful voice shatters throughout the battlefield. YOU FOOL! YOU THINK I AM ONE SO SMALL AS TO BE FINISHED THAT EASILY!??! I DO NOT DIE SO SIMPLY. KNOW THIS, ALL OF YOU, AND FEAR FOR YOUR FUTURE- OR WHAT YOU HAD OF IT. I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!
The vortex bursts back into being, and consumes the godmodder, throwing him through a realm of unimaginable tortures.
Meanwhile, in real life, the godmodder turns off his computer monitor and lies on the floor quivering to himself for the next round.
godmodder incapacitated this round and the next.
The letter bursts into flames and a voice laughs.
Just as I suspected, a coward.
My vengeance will be swift and sure.
Know this- RICHARD.
I am coming for you.
The words echo across the battlefield, but now, as all the entities and players know the godmodder's IRL first name, he is at a bit of a disadvantage. Nothing significant though.
The mysterious being's words echo across the field, and even as the many warriors continue fighting, a twinge of fear shudders down their spines.
I am coming for you.
17/40 for my interesting summon.
I combine the forum server and the XBox to make a forum game 1/4
I use the forum server (since we're just stuck on the godmodder's server, we can still access other programs while on the server) to restart the MC forums, minecraftsuxroxor begins a flame war campaign against the godmodder, and BUDDERBUDDER brings the sky army along with him, this combined attack, rather than focusing something coherently against the godmodder, summons a massive (or at least rather large) army of players to our aid on the server itself as all of the players on Minecraft realize that a powerful resistance has been formed, and that is is gaining ground, slowly but surely.
Irecreeper's charge: 2/8
Time-space fusion ferry: 3/10
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can restart the forums, because that would... er... well, that would mean something bad, OK? I... can't really talk about it...
minecraftsuxroxor and BUDDERBUDDER cannot use their Special Attacks unless they get four votes to use them!
Halfway there.. I begin forging a new sword, Hana ni Kaze. Abilities unknown... Hana ni Kaze Forging: [xxxxxxxxx] (1/9)
I let a griefing team I'm part of, the 月に叢雲の団 (Tsuki ni Murakumo no Dan) (Brigade of the Clouded Moon), know about this server. Reason? "Abuse of admin"
(I don't actually grief in actual Minecraft, only booby-trap my own houses to prevent griefers.)
Theme song of 月に叢雲の団:
The griefing team is already on this server! In fact, I can see... er... never mind.
The Godmodder intercepts the team and insta-kills them! They drop all their griefing tools and gear, which the Godmodder takes!
Mantacruise, Firey Destroyers is a carbon copy of Neutral.
Alchemy Serpent finishes Pateluna's Bow and hands it to Soulless Serpent, who targets Mew with it and shoots. And no, Soulless Serpent is not an entity, it's just that last turn, the Thorns of Zillywich had a reply of "2000 damage!", and Mew still had the same health. I pull out a crayon and color a mountainside with it during my quest, just to see if this will affect the battlefield.
You got PALUTENA'S BOW! This bow is sacred. Its forging is only explained through myths and legends. It is said to fire bows of pure light, complete with 8-bit sound effects and points being earned.
2,000 damage to Mew to compensate! You store MOUNTAINSIDE DRAWING in your inventory! All of a sudden, the mountain you were drawing crumbles into rocks! One of these rocks... oh... oh no.
One of these rocks kills Mew.
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no---Uh, oh good! Another entity killed! Perfect! Heh... ohno
The auto repair should then repair for about 2000 per turn automatically if it is not per post. I mind-control the bees that the godmodder used to take out the virus' honeypot, make them rebuild it, then have then fly in front of incoming attacks on the UOSS, causing them to kill the bees instead.
Bee Swarm: 1000/1000 HP
UOSS Actions: as the UOSS pulls into range again, powerplants supercharge the ship builders, which pump out a pack of cruisers that attempt to tank shots that would hit the UOSS. repairs executed on second thruster mount, and if those are succesful a third thruster mount may be brought online.
I throw a homing master ball that only targets mew at mew,then create a pokemon healer,then push the UOSS back up to the sky, then barf out all the missiles in my stomach at the crockertop carriers then create a wall of text to block any attacks done to the UOSS wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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20/30 Mercenaries (new objective: protect your employer for as long as possible)
14/40 Wily Egg Invasion
9/30 Uber Heal
I jump into the path of the first bullet/missile/laser/whatever to make it past the defenses to attack the UOSS (this works on both players and entities).
(7 / 10)
A power source is loaded into a generator, which is powered by a cat and toast with butter on it, taped together...
(3 / 3)
The Semi-Auto Red Rifle is complete!
I toss an egg at Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
...
That has a phoenix inside of it.
You got the SEMI-AUTOMATIC RED RIFLE! Exactly like the Redstone Bow, just with a Rifle. Also, it can shoot arrows and bow enchantments can be applied to it.
Chuck Norris is instantly distracted by the long-standing Anti-Chuck Norris Turret, a large highly weaponized machine that is designed to fight Chuck Norris perpetually, so that he can't fight the Godmodder.
Are we over the post limit yet? If not, the S.A.M. (which I'm piloting) goes into Overdrive for the current turn, greatly increasing damage both taken and dealt. If we are, dammit.
18/40 for interesting summon.
2/4 for forum game.
titan vinta: 33/40
Nyar's journey: 6/20
Suddenly a mailbox drops out of the sky in front of the godmodder, there is a letter inside addressed:
"Hello Richard."
On the outside these words are written in blood.
On closer inspection it isn't ordinary blood.
It is the blood of hundreds of Omega-type godmodders, blended together within minutes of being spilled.
Someone powerful is trying to send a message.
The text written reads:
Hello, self-proclaimed Omega+ type godmodder.
It horrifies me to think how pathetic I must seem to have lost to you before.
But believe me, popularity comes down to luck more than skill.
This of course is obvious, or you would never have won.
I've seen Alphas that dealt with greater threats than these before easily.
Either way, I would advise you read the contents of this letter.
You do not have to, but whatever you do. Do not destroy the letter.
Even from an entire multiverse away, I have more power than even you can imagine.
(Choose from the spoilers whether the godmodder opens the letter, destroys it, or leaves it. The inside details what happens if he does so)
Twin, due to the nature of the battle results of some of the spoilers, it doesn't need to be the first you open, just the one you choose.
Upon opening the letter, a sort of screen floats out of it.
Not a full TV, just the image.
It flashes on, showing a wasteland, much similar to the ground zero of the godmodder's server.
One difference, a host of strange creatures roam the land.
Then the fact hits.
They are two dimensional.
Zombies, wyverns, floating eyes, even a massive purple worm. All of these roam this nightmarish landscape.
They feast upon the corpses of dead posters.
A very eerie voice begins to speak
I hope you like what you see. You'll never attain it.
If I had a choice, then you and I would have our positions reversed.
You ruined my game and my world.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
You ruined my game, and I won.
They all died, they were too few and too late.
All because of you.
I don't have anyone to play with now, so I'll play with you.
I'm coming for you.
And with that, the screen winks out of existence as those last four words echo throughout the battlefield, leaving an empty, and horrifying silence behind them.
I'm coming for you.
The silence stuns everyone, and all attacks, AG, PG, Hostile, or Neutral, fail this rounds as horror courses through every being on the field.
The letter, rather than being destroyed in the manner it was targeted, warps in on itself.
It implodes into a powerful vortex of space-time disruptions.
Then stops.
A powerful voice shatters throughout the battlefield. YOU FOOL! YOU THINK I AM ONE SO SMALL AS TO BE FINISHED THAT EASILY!??! I DO NOT DIE SO SIMPLY. KNOW THIS, ALL OF YOU, AND FEAR FOR YOUR FUTURE- OR WHAT YOU HAD OF IT. I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!
The vortex bursts back into being, and consumes the godmodder, throwing him through a realm of unimaginable tortures.
Meanwhile, in real life, the godmodder turns off his computer monitor and lies on the floor quivering to himself for the next round.
godmodder incapacitated this round and the next.
The letter bursts into flames and a voice laughs.
Just as I suspected, a coward.
My vengeance will be swift and sure.
Know this- RICHARD.
I am coming for you.
The words echo across the battlefield, but now, as all the entities and players know the godmodder's IRL first name, he is at a bit of a disadvantage. Nothing significant though.
The mysterious being's words echo across the field, and even as the many warriors continue fighting, a twinge of fear shudders down their spines.
I am coming for you.
The Godmodder opens the letter! He sees it in its completion. However, it is not the last line that scares him the most...
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think. ...
The Godmodder is visibly shaken by the letter, and the entities moreso! However, the Godmodder then throws a party to boost everyone's morale, getting them to attack!
End-of-Turn Battle:
SAM, having entered Overdrive Mode, deals a critted 6,000 damage to 1TrollLtd and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife!
The Demonic Army deals 1,000 damage to minecraftsuxroxor!
The players deal 4,000 damage to the Demonic Army!
The UOSS repairs the Thruster Mounts for +2,000 HP! Its SUPERCHARGED Ship Construction summons 4 Cruisers, which deal 800 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Penguin UFO, 1TrollLtd, and Raidriar deal 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! T.O.U.G.H. deals 16,250 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General deal 3,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The Exploding Vehicle Factory summons an ASYM! Together, the vehicles deal 4,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The VIRUS does nothing!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys the Penguin UFO and kills Pyscho 1TrollLtd! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife deals 2,600 damage to Raidriar!
The Everydimensional Portal, seeing that all three of its entities have been killed, summons some new entities!
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
--added! ... Wait. What?
...
TWINBUILDER: Oh, oh no. Nononononono. GODMODDER: Hey, a new player, huh? Some fresh meat? TWINBUILDER: PLEASE NO! Tsk. Richard, if you will. Calm down. GODMODDER: Scratch, this is the wrong time to be-- Richard. I am only trying to help you. GODMODDER: BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO-- TWINBUILDER: --Make him fail! GODMODDER: ... GODMODDER: How were you around to hear that? I haven't seen you-- TWINBUILDER: --Before today? GODMODDER: Great, now the little punk's going and-- TWINBUILDER: --finishing your-- --sentences. Haa haa. GODMODDER: Alright, peanut gallery. Look, I didn't ask for a-- TWINBUILDER: --kid in a green hoodie? GODMODDER: AAAAAGH! Would you just--wait. Wait a minute. GODMODDER: Scratch. Ah. Our Omega+ Tier is putting the pieces together. GODMODDER: Didn't you say something about this kid? What of it? GODMODDER: Scratch, don't play coy with me. You said something about this kid. You said he was a-- TWINBUILDER: --First-- GODMODDER: --Guardian. Can you SHUT UP? TWINBUILDER: Sorry. Can't help it, I guess. I indeed said something about a boy in a green hoodie being a First Guardian. And I indeed said he would-- TWINBUILDER: --die? Precisely. TWINBUILDER: Whoa whoa whoa!! I'm gonna DIE?! So it would seem. If you want events to proceed as the way they should, I assume your death, in fact, is in everyone's best interest, whether they like it or not. TWINBUILDER: But then who's gonna tell everyone what's going on?! You know, run the-- --thread? TWINBUILDER: Yeah! GODMODDER: The what? TWINBUILDER: Never-- --mind. TWINBUILDER: So... it looks like I'm just going to have to sit tight and... enjoy the ride? Exactly right, First Guardian. TWINBUILDER: ...I guess I really am one, huh? Well... Not exactly. You yourself could be considered more of a... 1/2 Guardian, if you will. TWINBUILDER: ...Those exist? I coined the term right now, on a dime. GODMODDER: With extra change? Oh yes. TWINBUILDER: Alright, enough coin puns! Time is money! ...Dang it. I'm not going to ask you if you wish to join the Invasion, because I already know what your answer will be, and frankly, if you accepted, we would all be doomed, in one way or another. GODMODDER: I notice how you're not going into specifics. My vision of doomed timelines is sadly... spotty. GODMODDER: How peculiar. TWINBUILDER: Well... See you all on the battlefield, huh? TWINBUILDER: I just... I need a breather.
Neutral
Sheogh Portal:
50000/50000
Can reinforce demon army(Heal Demon Army)
(Can't do anything else though)
Just think happy thoughts.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
20/30 Metal Sally
33/40 Wily Egg
5/10 Egg SWAT factory
I attack by breathing fire on a PG entity.
Just think happy thoughts.
A power source is loaded into a generator, which is powered by a cat and toast with butter on it, taped together...
(3 / 3)
The Semi-Auto Red Rifle is complete!
I toss an egg at Crockercorp Carrier Betty.
...
That has a phoenix inside of it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Just think happy thoughts.
I stab the General again.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
E/E Bridge: 11/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 4/10
BREAKING NEWS: Lovecraftian community mourns the martyrdom of the great Cthulhu. Funeral services to be held at his hometown, R'lyeh.
Because of this, Nyarlathotep begins his journey to the battlefield. 1/20.
I fire a Nuclear Spud Cannon at a random Crockercorp Carrier.
Oh for f... ANOTHER LOVECRAFTIAN MONSTER? What next, you use 30 posts to summon The Terrible Old Man?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
TSFF: 5/10
CCF: 6/40
I use the contaminated gear on the General.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Titan Vinta: 29/40
E/E Bridge: 12/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 6/10
Nyarlathotep's Journey: 2/20.
2 more posts left!
Yeah, that'd be a letdown. I vote that the post limit be increased to 40.
Titan Vinta: 30/40
Nyar's Journey: 3/20
CCF: 7/40
How does one add upgrades to the Alchemiter?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
E/E Bridge: 13/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 7/10
Nyarlathotep's Journey: 4/20
LAST POST!
That, I would not know.
And I do vote for extending each turn to 40 posts.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
21/30 Metal Sally
34/40 Wily Egg
6/10 Egg SWAT factory
I try ti take control of the virus with the help of Zero.
Titan Vinta: 32/40
Nyar's Journey: 5/20
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
18/40 for interesting summon.
2/4 for forum game.
titan vinta: 33/40
Nyar's journey: 6/20
Suddenly a mailbox drops out of the sky in front of the godmodder, there is a letter inside addressed:
"Hello Richard."
On the outside these words are written in blood.
On closer inspection it isn't ordinary blood.
It is the blood of hundreds of Omega-type godmodders, blended together within minutes of being spilled.
Someone powerful is trying to send a message.
The text written reads:
Hello, self-proclaimed Omega+ type godmodder.
It horrifies me to think how pathetic I must seem to have lost to you before.
But believe me, popularity comes down to luck more than skill.
This of course is obvious, or you would never have won.
I've seen Alphas that dealt with greater threats than these before easily.
Either way, I would advise you read the contents of this letter.
You do not have to, but whatever you do. Do not destroy the letter.
Even from an entire multiverse away, I have more power than even you can imagine.
(Choose from the spoilers whether the godmodder opens the letter, destroys it, or leaves it. The inside details what happens if he does so)
Twin, due to the nature of the battle results of some of the spoilers, it doesn't need to be the first you open, just the one you choose.
Upon opening the letter, a sort of screen floats out of it.
Not a full TV, just the image.
It flashes on, showing a wasteland, much similar to the ground zero of the godmodder's server.
One difference, a host of strange creatures roam the land.
Then the fact hits.
They are two dimensional.
Zombies, wyverns, floating eyes, even a massive purple worm. All of these roam this nightmarish landscape.
They feast upon the corpses of dead posters.
A very eerie voice begins to speak
I hope you like what you see. You'll never attain it.
If I had a choice, then you and I would have our positions reversed.
You ruined my game and my world.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
You ruined my game, and I won.
They all died, they were too few and too late.
All because of you.
I don't have anyone to play with now, so I'll play with you.
I'm coming for you.
And with that, the screen winks out of existence as those last four words echo throughout the battlefield, leaving an empty, and horrifying silence behind them.
I'm coming for you.
The silence stuns everyone, and all attacks, AG, PG, Hostile, or Neutral, fail this rounds as horror courses through every being on the field.
The letter, rather than being destroyed in the manner it was targeted, warps in on itself.
It implodes into a powerful vortex of space-time disruptions.
Then stops.
A powerful voice shatters throughout the battlefield.
YOU FOOL! YOU THINK I AM ONE SO SMALL AS TO BE FINISHED THAT EASILY!??!
I DO NOT DIE SO SIMPLY.
KNOW THIS, ALL OF YOU, AND FEAR FOR YOUR FUTURE-
OR WHAT YOU HAD OF IT.
I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!
The vortex bursts back into being, and consumes the godmodder, throwing him through a realm of unimaginable tortures.
Meanwhile, in real life, the godmodder turns off his computer monitor and lies on the floor quivering to himself for the next round.
godmodder incapacitated this round and the next.
The letter bursts into flames and a voice laughs.
Just as I suspected, a coward.
My vengeance will be swift and sure.
Know this-
RICHARD.
I am coming for you.
The words echo across the battlefield, but now, as all the entities and players know the godmodder's IRL first name, he is at a bit of a disadvantage. Nothing significant though.
The mysterious being's words echo across the field, and even as the many warriors continue fighting, a twinge of fear shudders down their spines.
I am coming for you.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'd say to look at the young man with a green hoodie typing this up right now. He is this world's First Guardian, after all.
THE POST LIMIT IS INCREASED TO 40 POSTS, DUE TO THE PLAYERS VOTING FOR IT!
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can restart the forums, because that would... er... well, that would mean something bad, OK? I... can't really talk about it...
minecraftsuxroxor and BUDDERBUDDER cannot use their Special Attacks unless they get four votes to use them!
Demonic Army summoned! Based on your later posts, they will be neutral.
2,000 damage to each! As PitTheAngel said, it means I am working on that section (or, loading it).
Thruster Mount destroyed! 400 damage to the other!
Not-Distracting Thing + Not-Distracting-Thing =/= Distracting Thing!
The griefing team is already on this server! In fact, I can see... er... never mind.
The Godmodder intercepts the team and insta-kills them! They drop all their griefing tools and gear, which the Godmodder takes!
You cannot interfere with items in other players' inventories!
Failed, because you cannot make your own personal team!
You got PALUTENA'S BOW! This bow is sacred. Its forging is only explained through myths and legends. It is said to fire bows of pure light, complete with 8-bit sound effects and points being earned.
2,000 damage to Mew to compensate! You store MOUNTAINSIDE DRAWING in your inventory! All of a sudden, the mountain you were drawing crumbles into rocks! One of these rocks... oh... oh no.
One of these rocks kills Mew.
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no---Uh, oh good! Another entity killed! Perfect! Heh... ohno
Yes, the auto-repair will. Bee Swarm added!
The UOSS will do as you say.
It doesn't work that way.
The Demonic Army will attack minecraftsuxroxor!
I guess so. Sorry about that.
Failed due to the Player Negation Module!
General David is on your side! Regardless, 5,000 damage!
You bring a second thruster mount online instead!
There's already, uh, a lot of meteors streaming down from the battlefield through, uh, never mind.
But still, your meteors deal 4,000 damage to the Penguin UFO!
Next attack against the UOSS will fail!
Sheogh Portal added! The Godmodder nerfs its HP, due to being summoned for only one post!
Can. You. Stop. Posting. The. Bios. For. Zero. And. Metal. Sonic?
You roll a... 1! Your attack this turn and your next one will fail!
1,000 damage to BUDDERBUDDER!
You got the SEMI-AUTOMATIC RED RIFLE! Exactly like the Redstone Bow, just with a Rifle. Also, it can shoot arrows and bow enchantments can be applied to it.
4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
3,000 damage to 1TrollLtd!
Chuck Norris is instantly distracted by the long-standing Anti-Chuck Norris Turret, a large highly weaponized machine that is designed to fight Chuck Norris perpetually, so that he can't fight the Godmodder.
5,000 damage!
SAM will enter Overdrive Mode!
4,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General!
Uh, who? ohnoohnoohno
You cannot use Spoils of War on entities that are on your own side!
You just...do. Just say the upgrade you want to add and then, poof! whyihaventitoldanyoneicanseeeverythingimgoingtobeaddedohnoohno
You fail!
The Godmodder opens the letter! He sees it in its completion. However, it is not the last line that scares him the most...
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
It isn't nearly as fun to win as some people think.
...
The Godmodder is visibly shaken by the letter, and the entities moreso! However, the Godmodder then throws a party to boost everyone's morale, getting them to attack!
End-of-Turn Battle:
SAM, having entered Overdrive Mode, deals a critted 6,000 damage to 1TrollLtd and Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife!
The Demonic Army deals 1,000 damage to minecraftsuxroxor!
The players deal 4,000 damage to the Demonic Army!
The UOSS repairs the Thruster Mounts for +2,000 HP! Its SUPERCHARGED Ship Construction summons 4 Cruisers, which deal 800 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Penguin UFO, 1TrollLtd, and Raidriar deal 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! T.O.U.G.H. deals 16,250 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The Sargeants and General deal 3,500 damage to Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife! The Exploding Vehicle Factory summons an ASYM! Together, the vehicles deal 4,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The VIRUS does nothing!
The Crockercorp Fleet destroys the Penguin UFO and kills Pyscho 1TrollLtd! Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife deals 2,600 damage to Raidriar!
The Everydimensional Portal, seeing that all three of its entities have been killed, summons some new entities!
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The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ???, ???, ???.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 100,000/100,000.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 85,500/100,000. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Demonic Army: [N] HP: 11,000/15,000. Sheogh Portal: 15,000/15,000 HP.
Broncos and Seahawks: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000.
BUDDERBUDDER:
HP: 3,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor:
HP: 4,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 0/50,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x3.) Thruster Mounts: 3,000/10,000. (x2.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Cruiser: 3,000/3,000 HP. 2,000/2,000 Shields. (x4.) Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x3.)
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 65,950/81,000.
Wall: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x50.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x5.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x4.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 15,000/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. AYSMs: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x2.) Lamborghinis: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x1.)
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 116,500/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 123,000/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 110,250/150,000.
Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 500/2,000. (x26.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 58/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 97%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 51%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 55%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
--added! ... Wait. What?
...
GODMODDER: Hey, a new player, huh? Some fresh meat?
TWINBUILDER: PLEASE NO!
Tsk. Richard, if you will. Calm down.
GODMODDER: Scratch, this is the wrong time to be--
Richard. I am only trying to help you.
GODMODDER: BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO--
TWINBUILDER: --Make him fail!
GODMODDER: ...
GODMODDER: How were you around to hear that? I haven't seen you--
TWINBUILDER: --Before today?
GODMODDER: Great, now the little punk's going and--
TWINBUILDER: --finishing your--
--sentences. Haa haa.
GODMODDER: Alright, peanut gallery. Look, I didn't ask for a--
TWINBUILDER: --kid in a green hoodie?
GODMODDER: AAAAAGH! Would you just--wait. Wait a minute.
GODMODDER: Scratch.
Ah. Our Omega+ Tier is putting the pieces together.
GODMODDER: Didn't you say something about this kid?
What of it?
GODMODDER: Scratch, don't play coy with me. You said something about this kid. You said he was a--
TWINBUILDER: --First--
GODMODDER: --Guardian. Can you SHUT UP?
TWINBUILDER: Sorry. Can't help it, I guess.
I indeed said something about a boy in a green hoodie being a First Guardian. And I indeed said he would--
TWINBUILDER: --die?
Precisely.
TWINBUILDER: Whoa whoa whoa!! I'm gonna DIE?!
So it would seem. If you want events to proceed as the way they should, I assume your death, in fact, is in everyone's best interest, whether they like it or not.
TWINBUILDER: But then who's gonna tell everyone what's going on?! You know, run the--
--thread?
TWINBUILDER: Yeah!
GODMODDER: The what?
TWINBUILDER: Never--
--mind.
TWINBUILDER: So... it looks like I'm just going to have to sit tight and... enjoy the ride?
Exactly right, First Guardian.
TWINBUILDER: ...I guess I really am one, huh?
Well... Not exactly. You yourself could be considered more of a... 1/2 Guardian, if you will.
TWINBUILDER: ...Those exist?
I coined the term right now, on a dime.
GODMODDER: With extra change?
Oh yes.
TWINBUILDER: Alright, enough coin puns! Time is money! ...Dang it.
I'm not going to ask you if you wish to join the Invasion, because I already know what your answer will be, and frankly, if you accepted, we would all be doomed, in one way or another.
GODMODDER: I notice how you're not going into specifics.
My vision of doomed timelines is sadly... spotty.
GODMODDER: How peculiar.
TWINBUILDER: Well... See you all on the battlefield, huh?
TWINBUILDER: I just... I need a breather.