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Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.

http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic

Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit

18/30 Metal Sally

31/40 Wily Egg

3/10 Egg SWAT factory

Military base: 14/20

(4 / 10)
The only thing taken from the furniture store was... chairs!?

I fire a whole load of creepers using a TNT cannon at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.

16/30 Mercenaries

11/40 Wily Egg Invasion

5/30 Uber heal

I attempt to get a second thruster mount online, and the auto repair helps.

Military base: 15/20

Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.

http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic

Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit

19/30 Metal Sally

32/40 Wily Egg

4/10 Egg SWAT factory

Thwack random parts on the UOSS with a comically large wrench in an attempt to heal something.

It's worth a shot as well as anything.

17/30 Mercenaries

12/40 Wily Egg Invasion

6/30 Uber heal/bridge repair

I wrap the next person attacking the UOSS in duct tape. they are stunned for one post after they escape because DUCT TAPE HURTS A LOT!

A meteor falls and hits Crockercorp Carrier Betty!

Inside the meteor was a cueball, which rolls over to my feet. I put it in my inventory for later use.

Military base: 16/20

I counted 34 posts so far, including mine. Be careful: we'll past the limit!
(5 / 10)
The cannon begins to take shape...

I preform the prayer of Altitude, attempting to increase the elevation of the UOSS.

Titan Vinta: 26/40
E/E Bridge: 10/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 3/10

Seabiscuit? On the PG side? Why does all my entities somehow get warped into the Godmodder's empty lies?

I bombard Seabiscuit with horse glue factory chemicals.
Cthulhu's propaganda minions start an election campaign to get Cthulhu in the Republic of Zhaklolafapviya to give AGs access to its extensive military. 1/8.

[Zhakolafapviya: http://www.nationstates.net/nation=zhakolafapviya]

I blame the internet for the Crockercorp Armada's invasion.

Designing Minecart Turret: Minecart && Dispenser.

Off-Topic: I suppose we'll be moving on to Intermission Two after the Crockercorp Armada?

I have great plans for Intermission 2.
Engie has the potential for near-limitless power.
The Heart of Darkness holds him back.
But you will need my help to do so.
I will intervene when the time is right.
Remember to smile...

...Why the hell do I keep blacking out? I BLAME YOU!
*Rage mode amplifying S.A.M. damage this turn*

Titan Vinta: 27/40
E/E Bridge: 11/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 4/10
Cthulhian Election: 2/8

Minecart Turret complete! Attached it to Ctulhu to give him strafing abilities.
... Loaded Minecart Turret with Fireballs!

Cthulhu fires the turret at a random Crockercorp carrier.

I hire real-life Kim Jong-Un to fire real-life missiles on the real-life godmodder.

Wait...has anyone tried to voteban the Godmodder?

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Wait...has anyone tried to voteban the Godmodder?

That seems too easy to me...

I conjure a blizzard of vanilla dust on Seabiscuit with my Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands. I equip the wands with me.

Suddenly, a GIANT ANVIL DROPS ON ALL THE PLAYERS FOR GOING PAST THE POST LIMIT!

"T.O.U.G.H: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000." Um, It is still T.O.U.G.H instead of T.O.U.G.H.

Anyways, I let everyone know that I 'accidentally' wiped out my home internet. I am at school right now, typing this. It will be a few days before my dad fixes my mistake. So Twin, Please take it easy on attacking T.O.U.G.H. and T.O.U.G.H. attacking others. Anyways, be back in a few days. Later.

Quote from PitTheAngel

*Reads TVTropes page*

Thanks for reminding me to return the brick joke.

Ring Dave [AG]: 7,500/7,500

LOOOOOOL

Ring Dave added!

Quote from TT2000

I wait for a thunderstorm. Then, lightning comes down right into the ground next to me! But then, using a very special sylladex, I captchalogue the lightning! I then combine it with my epileptic attacker.

Ecliptic Crossbow AND Lightning = Starry Night (Level 5: 1/6)

Quote from Irecreeper

I finish the Redstone Bow, and proceed to combine it with the Rifle.
Realizing how effective chairs are in combat, I begin to work on something.
(1 / 8)

You got the REDSTONE BOW! A bow with special arrows that emit redstone current.

Redstone Bow AND Rifle = Semi-Automatic Red-Rifle (Level 2: 1/3)

Quote from sigmatw

16/30 Metal Sally

29/40 Wily Egg

1/10 Egg SWAT factory

Quote from shadoweater22

I use my ender orb on a a random cockercorb enitity and seabiscuit

You use the Ender Orb! Now nerfed to require a 5-turn cooldown, it uses fierce Ender majjyks to deal 9,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General and Seabiscuit, also preventing Seabiscuit from attacking that turn!

Quote from Crusher48

10/30 Mercenaries
Crusher48: "Here are the tactical details on the target."
????: "Are you crazy! What do you expect use to do here!"
Crusher48: "and HERE is the payment"
????: "Let me think about it..."

5/40 Wily Egg Invasion

I teleport Chuck Norris into the English, forcing the ACN turret to either do friendly fire to take Chuck Norris out or not fire and let Chuck Norris wreak havok in the ship.

UOSS Actions: I point out that I never said that the bridge could not be repaired. meanwhile, desperation measures are put into place. It now begins to initiate an orbit that takes it out of the battle for this round (though it will be exposed after this round) due to thrust dynamics, while repairs execute on the thruster mounts. powerplants boost repairs to maximum power.

Virus Actions: The virus suddenly realizes that if it could hack into the physics engine and completely negate it, it could change up physics to stall the UOSS' descent until the bridge can be repaired (I never said it could be repaired, and even if it cant I will probably use a charge of some sort to rebuild it). It switches full power to disrupting the physics engine

The Godmodder simply turns off Friendly Fire!

YOU never said it. But if you want to charge heal it like you are now, I'm not stopping you.

The VIRUS suddenly realizes that that might not even work, due to this server still being commanded by the Godmodder, who is probably re-writing physics at this very moment to make that not work! But it goes ahead anyway.

Quote from fseftr

4/40 Crafting stone tools

I unleash 10,000 small viruses to attack the virus integrity

-4 VIRUS INTEGRITY!

Quote from The_Serpent

Alchemy: 4/5
Quest: 9/40
Smelting diamond ore...

I wonder why Mew didn't take 2000 damage from Soulless Serpent. Soulless Serpent stabs a Thruster Module on the UOSS, causing it to fall faster due to the damaged state of the module.

Because Souless Serpent wasn't an entity. Do you want it to be?

The UOSS is in hiding!

Quote from Crusher48

11/30 Mercenaries

6/40 Wily Egg Invasion

I begin charging an uber heal that should be enough to bring the bridge online, it it can be executed before the UOSS is destroyed. Everyone help charge this!

1/30 Uber heal.

I also boost the virus by creating a honeypot that the next attacker falls for, exposing the victim to a backdoor that hacks that attacker's systems and causes him to be unable to make any other actions for a turn. This remains until triggered.

The Godmodder sends giant mutant bees that take the bait for him!

Quote from sigmatw

17/30 Metal Sally

30/40 Wily Egg

2/10 Egg SWAT factory

I unleash a army of anti-viruses to attack the virus army that fseftr summoned, killing them doth upon contact.

I feel trollish today.

fseftr's Virus Army has already succeeded in its attack, so you just boost the VIRUS INTEGRITY by 3%.

Quote from Crusher48

12/30 Mercenaries

7/40 Wily Egg Invasion

1/30 Uber Heal

The mercenaries do some premature softening up of their targets by teleporting missiles into the Carrier Bridges. Auto repair works on thruster mounts (it works EVERY TIME I post).

Sorry, but I don't think auto repair should work that way, because it would encourage you to spam. And spamming is No Fun. The UOSS will still mega-heal however.

3,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English!

Quote from fseftr

5/40 Going into a cave

I red barrel the last thruster module

The UOSS is in hiding!

Quote from ninjatwist321

Noo! UOSS down!

As i beam Raidriar upon Crockercorp Carrier General, making him attack it, always, I begin to create a Combat Construct Factory. 1/40

Raidriar will attack Crockercorp Carrier General!

Quote from 1TrollLtd

I leap and attack seabiscuit with a crushing barrage of axes

(I didn't think I was THAT lucky the first time!)

4,000 damage!

I know!

Quote from Crusher48

13/30 Mercenaries

8/40 Wily Egg Invasion

2/30 Uber Heal

I point out that the UOSS' reactor kills EVERYTHING on the battlefield (except the godmodder, which escapes with some damage) in an attempt to disrupt PG attacks and encourage the AG team to help. More auto repair on thruster mounts, as well as my manual repair.

50,000 damage to everything instead. And it will probably just stun the Godmodder.

Quote from fseftr

6/40 Coal Found

I red barrel and battle die a random AG

7,500 damage to Cthulu!

(13) 3,750 damage to a Propaganda Minion!

Quote from Irecreeper

(2 / 10, I changed the number needed from 8 to 10)
I wield a funny looking barrel to a cannon...

I quickly shoot a shotgun at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty!
However, the bullets fired from the shotgun shoot bullets, and those bullets shoot bullets, and those bullets shoot bullets, and those bullets shoot bullets as well.

4,000 damage!

Quote from Crusher48

14/30 Mercenaries

9/40 Wily Egg Invasion

3/30 Uber Heal

I hit the next PG attacker with a gold block, which is somehow carryable despite weighing quite a bit. Even more auto repairs on thruster mount.

Quote from Irecreeper

(3 / 10)
What appears to be a furniture store is being looted...

I crash a spaceship (with an explosive payload) into the Crockercorp Carrier Betty!

3,000 damage!

Quote from Crusher48

15/30 Mercenaries (double pay if you show up fast!)

10/30 Wily Egg Invasion

4/30 Uber Heal

I patch up a thruster mount with duct tape, and am helped by the auto repair.

+1,500 HP!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Can we make Bosses against the Pro-Godmodder team, too?



...whoops.



I messed up with the previous SCIENCE! counterattack, I know, but...I can't resist!

I don't think it would be possible for someone to make a space suit out of diamonds. It'd need to be able to keep the insides of the body pressurized, while still being versatile and all. Also, even if there WAS a diamond spacesuit, the Godmodder would still need to withstand the massive G-forces from the atmosphere for being kicked at a velocity so high it enters into a Lunar impact trajectory.

On the other hand, if the Godmodder was to be kicked so hard he'd be sent to the Moon, either the Godmodder would explore or the attacker's feet would be crushed in the process. So yeah.

I'll stop countering attacks with science now.

No players can make bosses! They can only appear when they want to appear...although AG bosses are an interesting concept.

It's not like actual diamonds! It's a fine layer of diamonds put above the actual astronaut suit. The Godmodder has been trained against G-Forces, even such powerful ones as this!

Quote from TT2000

I keep working on whatever new thing I have.

Quote from ninjatwist321

No, please, don't stop.

Anyways, Combat Construct Factory 2/40 complete.

I begin barking orders to the Constructs:

My speech:

"Listen up, my faithful servants! There is an emergency undergoing as I speak! The anti-godmodder side is in deep danger! Three Godmodder warships are currently in place to enforce the Godmodder's wrath! You have seen what they have done to the UOSS! If we fail, the entire AG cause may be in jeopardy! We must mobilize our great armies, and prepare for a war! One of us may not do much, however, in numbers, we are not stopped easily! I am currently using my power to activate the beam mechanisms to warp us to the ships. I have begin building a "Combat Construct Factory", or CCF! This is meant to be a training station where you will be given weaponry to fight aboard the warships! From our vast construct factories far from the battle site, come many fresh constructs! We will take effort to turn some of these constructs into soldiers for battle! I have already begun the designs, we must all get together, or we will be defeated forever! I hereby temporarily halt all progress at C³ To get our armies together. All of our masterful tacticians and engineers must get together and build our great training grounds! We must begin at once. I have my faith in you all."

While that is done, some masterful engineers on the AG side disable the Red Barrels for 2 uses, then get to work on designing the CCF.

When you try to, fseftr just captchalogues it!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Military base: 13/20

Quote from sigmatw

18/30 Metal Sally

31/40 Wily Egg

3/10 Egg SWAT factory

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Military base: 14/20

Quote from Irecreeper

(4 / 10)
The only thing taken from the furniture store was... chairs!?

I fire a whole load of creepers using a TNT cannon at the Crockercorp Carrier Betty.

4,000 damage!

Quote from Crusher48

16/30 Mercenaries

11/40 Wily Egg Invasion

5/30 Uber heal

I attempt to get a second thruster mount online, and the auto repair helps.

You finish repairing one Thruster Mount and build another one with 1,100 HP!

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Military base: 15/20

Quote from sigmatw

19/30 Metal Sally

32/40 Wily Egg

4/10 Egg SWAT factory

Quote from PitTheAngel

Thwack random parts on the UOSS with a comically large wrench in an attempt to heal something.

It's worth a shot as well as anything.

You build a new Combat Module!

Quote from Crusher48

17/30 Mercenaries

12/40 Wily Egg Invasion

6/30 Uber heal/bridge repair

I wrap the next person attacking the UOSS in duct tape. they are stunned for one post after they escape because DUCT TAPE HURTS A LOT!

Whoever tries to attack the UOSS will have their next two attacks fail!

Quote from Akatia

A meteor falls and hits Crockercorp Carrier Betty!

Inside the meteor was a cueball, which rolls over to my feet. I put it in my inventory for later use.

Since this is HOMESTUCK we're talking about, all ships have meteor-resistant plating on them!

You got a...

oh...

oh no...

You got a Cueball.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Military base: 16/20

Quote from Irecreeper

I counted 34 posts so far, including mine. Be careful: we'll past the limit!
(5 / 10)
The cannon begins to take shape...

I preform the prayer of Altitude, attempting to increase the elevation of the UOSS.

Elevation increased!

For one second!

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Titan Vinta: 26/40
E/E Bridge: 10/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 3/10

Seabiscuit? On the PG side? Why does all my entities somehow get warped into the Godmodder's empty lies?

I bombard Seabiscuit with horse glue factory chemicals.
Cthulhu's propaganda minions start an election campaign to get Cthulhu in the Republic of Zhaklolafapviya to give AGs access to its extensive military. 1/8.

[Zhakolafapviya: http://www.nationsta...zhakolafapviya]

I blame the internet for the Crockercorp Armada's invasion.

Designing Minecart Turret: Minecart && Dispenser.

Off-Topic: I suppose we'll be moving on to Intermission Two after the Crockercorp Armada?

Maybe because Seabiscuit was a one-post charge.

3,000 damage!

You are right about the whole "blaming the internet" thing. Homestuck wouldn't EXIST without the internet. Then again, Minecraft wouldn't, either.

Minecart AND Dispenser = Minecart with Dispenser (Level 1: 1/2)

Not just yet... >:-)

Quote from engie_ninja

I have great plans for Intermission 2.
Engie has the potential for near-limitless power.
The Heart of Darkness holds him back.
But you will need my help to do so.
I will intervene when the time is right.
Remember to smile...

...Why the hell do I keep blacking out? I BLAME YOU!
*Rage mode amplifying S.A.M. damage this turn*

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Titan Vinta: 27/40
E/E Bridge: 11/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 4/10
Cthulhian Election: 2/8

Minecart Turret complete! Attached it to Ctulhu to give him strafing abilities.
... Loaded Minecart Turret with Fireballs!

Cthulhu fires the turret at a random Crockercorp carrier.

Quote from MinecrafterMenno

I hire real-life Kim Jong-Un to fire real-life missiles on the real-life godmodder.

Quote from OpelSpeedster

Wait...has anyone tried to voteban the Godmodder?

Quote from EndRPnT

That seems too easy to me...

I conjure a blizzard of vanilla dust on Seabiscuit with my Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands. I equip the wands with me.

Quote from TT2000

Suddenly, a GIANT ANVIL DROPS ON ALL THE PLAYERS FOR GOING PAST THE POST LIMIT!

Quote from ThunderCam777

"T.O.U.G.H: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000." Um, It is still T.O.U.G.H instead of T.O.U.G.H.

Anyways, I let everyone know that I 'accidentally' wiped out my home internet. I am at school right now, typing this. It will be a few days before my dad fixes my mistake. So Twin, Please take it easy on attacking T.O.U.G.H. and T.O.U.G.H. attacking others. Anyways, be back in a few days. Later.

Alright, I will.

End-of-Turn Battle:

S.A.M. deals 2,000 damage to Mew and 4,000 damage to Seabiscuit!

Mew INSTA-KILLS Ring Dave!

The two players deal 4,000 damage to Seabiscuit! The UOSS repairs the Thruster Mounts for 6,000 HP! Raidriar and Cthulu deal 6,000 damage to Crockercorp Carrier General! The Penguin UFO and Psycho 1TrollLtd deal 3,000 damage to Seabiscuit! The T.O.U.G.H. Troops, Sargeants, and General kill Seabiscuit! The Exploding Vehicle Factory creates an AYSM and overall deals 2,500 damage to Crockercorp Carrier English! The VIRUS lowers the PHYSICS ENGINE by 10%!

The Crockercorp Fleet kills Cthulu! They also begin summoning Soldiers to help out their fleets. The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to the Penguin UFO and 2,000 damage to Mew! The Godmodder also starts making measures to enable him to damage the VIRUS!

The Battlefield:

Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.

Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Wall, Broncos and Seahawks, TwinBuilder.

S.A.M.: [H] HP: 85,500/100,000. Flaw: Undiscovered.

Mew: [N] HP: 2,500/17,100.

BUDDERBUDDER: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII

minecraftsuxroxor: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII

U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 0/50,000. (Cannot be healed!) Shields: 0/0. Shield Generators: 0/0. (x0.) Combat Module: 2,000/5,000. (x3.) Thruster Mounts: 7,100/10,000. (x2.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 10

U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x20.)

U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] Carrier: 2,500/2,500 HP. 1,000/1,000 Shields.

U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000. (x3.)

Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 68,550/81,000.

Penguin UFO: [AG] HP: 20,000/30,000.

Pyscho 1TrollLtd: [AG] HP: 15,000/15,000. Bloodlust: 1/30.

T.O.U.G.H.: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.

T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x50.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x4.)

T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x4.)

T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.

Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. AYSMs: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x1.) Lamborghinis: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x1.)

Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 122,500/150,000.

Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 127,000/150,000.

Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 128,500/150,000.

Crockercorp Soldier Battalion Strife: [PG] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x15.)

Godmodder: [GM] HP: 58/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%

VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: G0D/M0D3R

VIRUS INTEGRITY: 97%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 51%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 42%

Wily Egg Zone:

SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)

Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.

Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.