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I cast CHAIRSTORM IV!
(Roll a D6. 3 or lower: Target 1 PG and deal medium damage. 4 or higher: Deal light damage to all PG's.)

///30/03/2015///

Time traveling, are we? Oh dear god, this post. THIS POST SET EVERYTHING INTO MOTION.

For future binge readers, you have toooons in store! From overarching storylines to stupid amount of chairs, sidequests and godmodding, you're in for a treat. Just try not to go insane.

...Given that you took the time to travel here, you deserve SPECIAL INFORMATION.

...actually, PM me for this information. It has to do with the plot of the next game, and oh my, things will go down.

4/30 Mercenaries (no, not those mercenaries, my mercenaries have a spaceship)

"Sir, how the heck are we going to be able to fire on the enemy ships with the superlaser? Its pointed towards the ground!"
"Rotate the station on its side, use thrusters to boost orbit to keep us in the air".

Anyways, that thrust changeup also causes the UOSS to thrust away, making it a difficult target while it still fires back. I help repairs on thruster mounts.

UOSS Actions: Drones and carriers produced, my repairs, auto repairs, and drone repairs team up on thruster mounts. Powerplants supercharge combat systems (boosting MMM Launchers and combat modules, MMM Launchers and Superlaser fire on the most damaged target after all other actions.

Virus Actions: Still attacking physics engine and antivirus integrity.

Mining stone 3/40

I roll the die and snipe the UOSS

5/30 Mercenaries

I create confusion by using /nick to name myself Gandalf, then try to type "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!", but i "accidentally" forget the "p" in "PASS". I then kick the godmodder into the moon.

6/50 Mercenaries

I Change The Moon Into Tnt and cover it in withers and ghasts

7/30 Mercenaries

I then use a giant tractor beam to fling said moon into the PG team for huge damage!

I also begin assembling an army of minecraft mobs to invade the Wily Egg Zone.

1/40 Wily Egg Invasion

I smash Crockercorp Carrier General with the Windows Stop Working.

I craft a bow, and combine it with Redstone Dust in the Alchemiter.

I command the lone Lambo to strike one of the Pro-Godmodder carriers.

Quote from SuperChew

6/50 Mercenaries

I Change The Moon Into Tnt and cover it in withers and ghasts

That'd be one big TNT.

But...how can the Withers and Ghasts survive if the Moon has no atmosphere(or at least a safe, breathable one)?

I gain a huge mouth and eat the Crockercorp Carrier General

Quote from OpelSpeedster

But...how can the Withers and Ghasts survive if the Moon has no atmosphere(or at least a safe, breathable one)?

Withers are undead, they do not need to breath. Ghasts are slightly different, more like ghosts. They don't need to breath either, but their unique biology is accustomed to heat, so if they are too cold, they will likely freeze to death.

/Nullpost Science Style

I use a mecha from flans mod to kill the godmodder!

Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.

http://sonic.wikia.c...iki/Metal_Sonic

Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit

14/30 Metal Sally

27/40 Wily Egg

1/10 Indestructable bot armor

Military base: 12/20

My 2 recognizers attack crockercorp, while RaginForeva casts a lighting spell on it.

[Unknown] 4/5 (x4)

I walk up to goanna67 and apply my palm to his face.

"Did you seriously think that would do something? This wouldn't even scrape, let alone kill a Omega + godmodder. You've gotta be more creative then this if you want to win."

Titan Vinta: 24/40
E/E Bridge: 8/20

Cthulhu accidentally eats a truckload of Mentats and gains the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes. Using his newly found power, he attacks Crockercorp Carrier Betty while attempting to hijack Crockercorp Carrier English.

Summoning Seabiscuit so I can use my Chocolate Horse Armor: 1/1! Why? Because Seabiscuit is just an ordinary horse...

Seabiscuit (w/ Chocolate Horse Armor):
900 HP
Attacks:
Chocolate Laser Dance: 500 Damage
Chocolate Unicorn Horn Apparition Thing: 750 Damage
Passives:
Chocolate Blessing: This entity has chocolate-flavored abilities.
Dubious Delicacy: This is one questionable entity.

Seabiscuit fires a chocolate flavored laser at the troops following The Crockercorp Carriers.

Starting research on Time-Space fusion ferry: 1/10.

I spit on the Crockercorp Carrier General to desecrate it.

I attempt to cast a spell at S.A.M. with the Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands that amplifies the text formatting of its name into a blast of energy fired at him. This is to discover if his flaw is that. (is it an 'it'?)

Quote from EndRPnT

I attempt to cast a spell at S.A.M. with the Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands that amplifies the text formatting of its name into a blast of energy fired at him. This is to discover if his flaw is that. (is it an 'it'?)

Now why would I reveal what the flaw is just yet?
Be patient, let the events unfold as they will.
Engie is just a piece in the chess game.
Kindly don't interfere with my plan.
But you are also pieces in this game.
I can warn you only of one thing.
Do not let the Godmodder reach the Heart of Darkness, or all is lost.
Remember to smile...

...Ugh, where was I? Oh yes, about to CRUSH YOU ALL.

Quote from engie_ninja

Now why would I reveal what the flaw is just yet?
Be patient, let the events unfold as they will.
Engie is just a piece in the chess game.
Kindly don't interfere with my plan.
But you are also pieces in this game.
I can warn you only of one thing.
Do not let the Godmodder reach the Heart of Darkness, or all is lost.
Remember to smile...

...Ugh, where was I? Oh yes, about to CRUSH YOU ALL.

):< what a fail.
/nullpost

Dangit TwinBuilder I have been attacking the PGs with Keyboard Cat's Keyboard but you haven't been noticing it ...; n ;.

Titan Vinta: 25/40
E/E Bridge: 9/20
Time-Space Fusion Ferry: 2/10

I jam the radars of The Crockercorp carriers.

BUDDERBUDDER somehow summons the Sky Army, which is almost as large as the Crokercorp armada...but they're too busy running around like headless chickens. Organizing Sky Army: 1/10.