The mod squad's doing a major thread checkup. I haven't seen anything like this since the Suggestions subforum. Not meaning to tempt fate here, but I hope they don't lock this topic.
EDIT: Whups, seems like a malfunction on my own device. Carry on.
The mod squad's doing a major thread checkup. I haven't seen anything like this since the Suggestions subforum. Not meaning to tempt fate here, but I hope they don't lock this topic.
EDIT: Whups, seems like a malfunction on my own device. Carry on.
Just letting you know, but the COUNT TO 1,000,000 FOR A WORLD RECORD thread is much bigger than this
The Constructs reveal their splendor and hard work with the new UOSS Orbital Ion Cannon Factory!
(UOSS) Satellite Factory: 30000/30000
Passives
Weapons Manufacturer: Every 4 posts, whether by the UOSS's current master or by TwinBuilder, this entity will spawn a UOSS Laser Satellite.
UOSS-Attached: Prone to repairs done by the UOSS. Will always be on the faction of the UOSS.
UOSS Laser Satellite: 12000/12000
Attacks
Orbital Strike: Deals 6000 ranged damage to the targeted entity. Can only attack targets directly below it. Has a 1-turn cooldown.
Guard Guns: Deals 500 ranged damage over 8 strikes, totaling 4000 ranged damage. Can only attack entities in space.
Passives
UOSS-controlled: Always on the faction that the UOSS is.
Sky Orbit: Melee-based attacks will not hit this entity. Ground-based ranged weaponry have a 75% chance to miss.
Delicate Circuitry: Successful attacks against this entity have a 40% chance to disable Orbital Strike until repairs are made.
Fragile Orbit: This entity has a 15% chance to be instantly killed by successful attacks.
Gravity-Affected: Upon death, this entity will turn into UOSS Falling Satellite.
UOSS Falling Satellite: 4000/4000
Passives
Falling: After spawning, will do 3000-6000 damage to previously targeted entity after 2 turns. Damage depends on size. The smaller the target, the greater the damage.
Parenting: Any overkill damage done to parent UOSS Laser Satellite transfers to this entity.
Skybound: Attacks have a 25% chance to miss.
Of course, if this should be tweaked, let me know. Like always.
The Battle Die:
-May be globally used
-Gamemaster generates random number between 1-20 if you want to roll
-Roll number determines your attack's luck (1 is terrible, 20 is flawless, anything else is scaled between)
-Below rolls of 10, you can take damage for your rolls. The severity is the lowness of the number you get.
EXAMPLE OF USE:
Player wants to attack
Player says "I roll the dice" or something on the same turn they commit to attack
Wait for magic
Gamemaster opens numbergenerator.exe and pulls something between 1-20
Player gets "14" in this instance
Player scales his attack to the luck he got (In this case, he did a little more damage than what his attack would have been if he hadn't rolled)
---FAST FORWARD---
Player decides to roll again
Gets 3
Deals mild damage but takes a large regiment in return
Catchin' my drift?
IN THAT CASE... I equip my item(s) and ready to attack soon! (All materials are repaired)
ITEMS: Corroding Helm (Deals damage if hit occasionally) Burning Chestplate (Deals DOT if hit occasionally) Thunder Greaves (Generally enhanced mobility) Slag Gauntlets (My attacks deal somewhat more damage)
These were smelted into scrap in the meantime, giving everyone a single charge counter!
Seraph Bee (Max capacity=Big damage, 4,000k capacity, Recharges instantly after 2 turns if damaged, Increases chance to activate abilities)
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
10/10! Explosomatic Portable Vehicle Producing Factory 3000(wow much originality such unusual name) is built and will automatically attack the PG team by producing exploding vehicles which drive by themselves.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] 25,000/25,000
Name: ASYM Desanne T3.0
Type: Civillian Car
Damage output: 1,500
Rarity: Common
Name: Some Volvo truck
Type: Truck. What else?
Damage Output: 7,000
Rarity: Rare
Name: Some airplane
Type: Air
Damage Output: 50,000, and it attacks multiple enemies and stuns them for 3 turns if they're not killed.
Rarity: The day one spawns is the day Pigs will Fly.
Soulless Serpent creates Alchemy Serpent to do the Alchemy work. This will not affect gameplay. Alchemy Serpent combines Aquarius's Attacker with the XPBOX Wands. 1/?
Forum base completed!
16/40 for my interesting summon
I super charge the virus, this time, minecraftsuxroxor uses that bit of virus to cause a megaflamewar that, due to the Godmodder's virus having infected all of the community and the VIRUS having intertwined itself with the godmodder's virus, cannot be shut down without the godmodder's personal interference. AKA: the flame war is permanent until the godmodder uses a turn to fix it.
I mega-tele into the godmodder while bringing my foot up to assist shadow in a mini-combo. The damage is dealt as such:
Void damage from being tele'd. Kick damage due to Illegal Stance. Tele-frag damage due to me teleporting inside of him, punt damage due to me punting him up into the bedrock. Finally, a last bit of damage from the godmodder bashing his head on the bedrock. Not expecting this to be effective, but I reason that since me and shadow worked in tandem, it might stun the godmodder for a round.
Finally, 5ln's military base is at 11/20
You got the FORUM SERVER! A computer specifically designed to make forums!
The VIRUS creates the biggest flame war in existence!
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
Metal sonic
HP:20,000/20,000
Attack:
-All attacks in the wiki
Ability
-All abilities in wiki
-Almost impossible to hit
12/30 Metal Sally
25/40 Wily Egg
Congratulations rubyleehs you are now............some watish notish a threatish to me.
Why cant i make my own faction?
It would reduce the amount of confusion to tell who is summoned by who.
The least you can do is put who summoned the entity in it's name as a tag.
...Look. The reason I let Hostile go through and not this is because Hostile doesn't take orders from anyone. It's its own self-contained faction with its own rules.
Whereas the Pro-Sigmatw faction would only be summoned by you, and only take orders from you. It would be like your own personal army. And I don't want every player to have their own personal army and turn this into a PvP game.
Unless you have a very good reason, I don't think players should be able to make their own armies.
I point out that I can easily steal the godmodder's assets after I kill him to pay the mercs, or just use UOSS drones to strip mine the planet. they are only getting payed after the godmodder's defeat, but still get paid even if they are forced to fall back. and no, they are not just typical mercenaries, but i wont tell you who they are.
Also, I attempt to use the anti-player module to prevent the godmodder from attacking the UOSS
UOSS Actions: repairs are executed. the auto repairs apply every time I post, not every Twinbuilder post. repairs target thruster mounts. Also, it teleports the players onto the bridge to protect them.
Virus Actions: same as last turn, but a random attack is blocked by a glitched invisible block.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
I barrage Godmodder with a harsh collection of notes from Keyboard Cat's Keyboard. (Remember, I extorted it.).
Cthulhu eats a pile of seaweed from the ocean floor, restoring 3,000 HP.
I dramatically read a collection of poems regarding...dark matters by H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe to the Black Monolith.
I also read a lengthy speech to the Godmodder regarding his actions.
You are the Godmodder. You have all the power in the world. Why did you have to do this? Why did you have to cause a massive wave of death and discord? I believe you had a scarred childhood. Oh wait, you did.
The kids always called you 'Crazy Boy Bob' during elementary, which was the time you couldn't control your powers. Is this how you get back at them? By causing death on this server? Why not go and cause trouble to them? You killed Mojang. You kill------
TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED. CLOSING TERMINAL
That's weird. Transmission intercepted. I guess you won't be able to read the whole speech.
1TrollLtd: 10/10
The Godmodder is too busy listening to the Rite of Spring during the Olympic Opening Ceremony to listen to your bashing! Both of them are horrible songs, though.
As I begin to manufacture more coffee, I poke the godmodder.
The Godmodder is enraged that almost every attack seems to be someone poking him! He then proceeds to poke every player, mob, and entity in the entire server extremely fast!
The mod squad's doing a major thread checkup. I haven't seen anything like this since the Suggestions subforum. Not meaning to tempt fate here, but I hope they don't lock this topic.
EDIT: Whups, seems like a malfunction on my own device. Carry on.
I call upon the powers of CAPTAIN FALCON to punch the Godmodder.
FALCON...PU--
The Godmodder uses Hydro Cannon to douse your fiery hand! As you stare, the Godmodder then proceeds to simultaneously punch, uppercut, kick, takedown, shoot, slice, maul, freeze, burn, poison, confuse, AND kill you!
The Constructs reveal their splendor and hard work with the new UOSS Orbital Ion Cannon Factory!
(UOSS) Satellite Factory: 30000/30000
Passives
Weapons Manufacturer: Every 4 posts, whether by the UOSS's current master or by TwinBuilder, this entity will spawn a UOSS Laser Satellite.
UOSS-Attached: Prone to repairs done by the UOSS. Will always be on the faction of the UOSS.
UOSS Laser Satellite: 12000/12000
Attacks
Orbital Strike: Deals 6000 ranged damage to the targeted entity. Can only attack targets directly below it. Has a 1-turn cooldown.
Guard Guns: Deals 500 ranged damage over 8 strikes, totaling 4000 ranged damage. Can only attack entities in space.
Passives
UOSS-controlled: Always on the faction that the UOSS is.
Sky Orbit: Melee-based attacks will not hit this entity. Ground-based ranged weaponry have a 75% chance to miss.
Delicate Circuitry: Successful attacks against this entity have a 40% chance to disable Orbital Strike until repairs are made.
Fragile Orbit: This entity has a 15% chance to be instantly killed by successful attacks.
Gravity-Affected: Upon death, this entity will turn into UOSS Falling Satellite.
UOSS Falling Satellite: 4000/4000
Passives
Falling: After spawning, will do 3000-6000 damage to previously targeted entity after 2 turns. Damage depends on size. The smaller the target, the greater the damage.
Parenting: Any overkill damage done to parent UOSS Laser Satellite transfers to this entity.
Skybound: Attacks have a 25% chance to miss.
Of course, if this should be tweaked, let me know. Like always.
E/E Bridge: 7/20
Titan Vinta: 22/40
UOSS Satellite Factory added! The satellites will not be nerfed, but will only be summoned when I post.
The Battle Die:
-May be globally used
-Gamemaster generates random number between 1-20 if you want to roll
-Roll number determines your attack's luck (1 is terrible, 20 is flawless, anything else is scaled between)
-Below rolls of 10, you can take damage for your rolls. The severity is the lowness of the number you get.
EXAMPLE OF USE:
Player wants to attack
Player says "I roll the dice" or something on the same turn they commit to attack
Wait for magic
Gamemaster opens numbergenerator.exe and pulls something between 1-20
Player gets "14" in this instance
Player scales his attack to the luck he got (In this case, he did a little more damage than what his attack would have been if he hadn't rolled)
---FAST FORWARD---
Player decides to roll again
Gets 3
Deals mild damage but takes a large regiment in return
Catchin' my drift?
IN THAT CASE... I equip my item(s) and ready to attack soon! (All materials are repaired)
ITEMS: Corroding Helm (Deals damage if hit occasionally) Burning Chestplate (Deals DOT if hit occasionally) Thunder Greaves (Generally enhanced mobility) Slag Gauntlets (My attacks deal somewhat more damage)
These were smelted into scrap in the meantime, giving everyone a single charge counter!
Seraph Bee (Max capacity=Big damage, 4,000k capacity, Recharges instantly after 2 turns if damaged, Increases chance to activate abilities)
Battle Die added! Here's a chart of what to expect:
Guys. Post limit. Done. Past. STOP POSTING. I think.
End-of-Turn Battle:
S.A.M. deals 3,000 damage to Mew!
Mew floats around idly.
The UOSS heals the Thruster Mounts and makes a Satellite! T.O.U.G.H. makes more troops and the Exploding Vehicle Factory makes a Lamborghini! All the other AGs make a mad dash to attack the Godmodder, but trip and fall! The VIRUS lowers the PHYSICS ENGINE and ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Cthulu and destroys a T.O.U.G.H. shield!
Suddenly, the Godmodder is approached by Doc Scratch! They proceed to have a conversation:
Well, it was bound to happen eventually. GODMODDER: What was? It seems that you've run out of cannon fodder to distract the Resistance with. Looks like you'll need some help. From me. GODMODDER: What? No! I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own! You saw what I did to that other server. ...Yes I did. If I remember correctly, you died on that server. And that's the reason we're in this mess right now. GODMODDER: You think you can just boss me around, you little s-- Ah ah ah. Language, Richard. This is a family game, after all. GODMODDER: I think you and I both know this is no game, Scratch. Oh, certainly, I do. The Omega+ Tier is at it again with his near-infinite assortment of knowledge any sane person would know from a mile away. Do you want a medal? GODMODDER: ... GODMODDER: Are you going to help me or not? Judging from that, I am assuming that you do want a medal, and that you have went back on your previous outburst and have decided to take some advice from Mr. Cueball here. That being me in case it wasn't already obvious. GODMODDER: What is it with you? Treating me as if I'm a lesser human being. Do you even know the things I've done to get here? Spare me the spiel. But if we're looking for heroics, I'd say to look at the young man with a green hoodie typing this up right now. He is this world's First Guardian, after all. GODMODDER: First what? But I'm getting ahead of myself. Seeing as how you've accepted my offer, I will contact Ms. Peixes (who is alive and well) shortly. GODMODDER: But...why? Why what? GODMODDER: Why help me? You've told me that this will all end in failure, like it did last time. Well, you want to be in the main timeline, don't you? I am simply following the course of events that lead you to, yes, fail. But they will also grant you an unimaginable power. GODMODDER: ...You can't lie, right? I thought we went over this. Scratch that. We did go over this. And yes, I cannot lie. So, knowing I cannot lie... ...you will fail, you will get an unimaginable power, this server will crash, he is already here, you will be betrayed in the end, TwinBuilder will die, and-- GODMODDER: Wait, who? Never mind. Unimportant for now. Anyway, looks like your help has arrived. I wish you luck. Not that you'll want or need it.
Suddenly, the sky is blotted out in a dark sea of red! A huge armada of three giant red ships descend onto the battlefield, with hundreds of soldiers in their wake! All of them have a curious symbol on their hulls...
Very Fine changes the way an item works. If an item is used, there is a 50% chance it will hit both sides, a 16% chance it will hit your side, a 16% chance it will hit the opposing side, and a 16% chance a random effect will occur.
Fine will raise an item's level. This can be reversed with Rough.
1/1 makes a different, but similar item with the same level.
Rough will undo the item's last alchemization and will reverse Fine's effects.
Coarse will change the item into its basic components.
Jumper Block Extension + Punch Card Shunt. (Allows upgrades to the Alchemiter to be made very efficiently and quickly.)
Forge. (Purifies metal-based alchemizations.)
Iron Furnace. (Items can now be smelted in the Alchemiter.)
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON INGOT, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE, WOODEN PLANKS, COAL, TORCHES, COBBLESTONE, DIRT, LAVA BUCKET, WATER BUCKET, LAPIS LAZULI, REDSTONE DUST, NAME TAG, IRON HORSE ARMOR, COCOA BEANS, SEEDS, MINECART, DISPENSER, GOLD FOIL, INFINITY BOW
Kinect Wands (Knitting Needles AND XBOX 360) [Lv. 1] {2/2} The_Serpent
Cheap Bayonet (Rifle AND Cheap Sword) [Lv. 1] {1/2} ???
Storage Shotgun (Rifle AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} fseftr
Windows Stop Working (Computer AND Hammer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Akatia
iShoot (Cheap Rifle AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} sigmatw
XPBOX (Kinect Wands AND Bottle o' Enchanting) [Lv. 2] {3/3} The_Serpent
Double-Furnace (Furnace AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Crafter's Best Friend (Double-Furnace AND Crafting Table) [Lv. 2] {3/3} ThunderCam777
The Binding of Scythes (Death Sickle AND Elbrus, the Binding Blade) [Lv. 3] {4/4} Flare Flames
Large Backpack (Knitting Needles AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Double-Barreled Inventory (Rifle AND Storage Shotgun) [Lv. 2] {3/3} fseftr
Auto-Craft V1.1 (Crafter's Best Friend AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {4/4} ThunderCam777
Inventive Inventory (Crafter's Best Friend AND Large Backpack) [Lv. 4] {5/5} ThunderCam777
Battery Pack (5xA Battery AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} pionoplayer
Scoped Project M (Scoped Smash AND Computer) [Lv. 4] {5/5} Minor107
Hollow Generic Object (Perfectly Generic Object AND Air) [Lv. 0] {1/1} comhraik
Smart Shoot Store (Computer AND Double-Barreled Inventory) [Lv. 3] {4/4} fsetfr
S4 (Smart Shoot Store AND Furnace) [Lv. 4] {5/5} fsetfr
XBlade of Xperience (Infinity Swords OR XPBOX) [Lv. 5] {6/6} The_Serpent
High-Voltage Pack (Battery Pack AND Iron Ingot) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Gotta Kill 'Em All (Pokéball OR Bazooka) [Lv. 2] {3/3} Trewqs
iLectricity (High-Voltage Pack AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {4/4} pionoplayer
Red Barrels (Redstone Dust AND S4) [Lv. 5] {6/6} fsetfr
Iron Furnace (Iron Ingot AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Iron-Plated Furnace (Iron Ingot OR Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Ellorium Spear (Ellorium Sword AND Sturdy Shaft) [Lv. 3] {4/4} ninjatwist321
Forever Furnace (Furnace AND Lava Bucket) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Energizer (Forever Furnace AND Redstone Torch [Lv. 3] {4/4} pionoplayer
Conductiron (Iron Ingot OR Redstone) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Conductiron Dust (Iron Ingot AND Redstone [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Canned Indigo Lava (Lava Bucket OR Lapis Lazuli) [Lv. 1] {1/2} shadoweater22
Superconductor Supercomputer (iLectricity AND Energizer) [Lv. 5] {6/6} pionoplayer
Minecart with Computer (Minecart AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Crusher48
Brightstone Dust (Redstone OR Torch) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Redstone Torch (Redstone AND Torch) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Minecart with Turret (Minecart with Computer AND Rifle) [Lv. 2] {3/3} UltimateUsername
Red Brick (Redstone Torch AND Stone Brick) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Aquarius's Attacker (Enchanted Bow AND Pile of Water) [Lv. 2] {3/3} TT2000
Supercomputer (Computer AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} pionoplayer
Acid Arachnid Arsenal (Acid AND Web Blaster) [Lv. 2] {2/3} Trewqs Ultimate Extreme FantasticKinectWands (Kinect Wands AND Name Tag) [Lv. 1] {2/2} EndRPnT
Ecliptic Crossbow (Aquarius's Attacker AND Heavenly Glowstone) [Lv. 3] {4/4} TT2000
Forum Server (Supercomputer AND Post-It) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Palutena's Bow (Aquarius's Attacker AND XPBOX) [Lv. 4] {1/5} The_Serpent
Chocolate Horse Armor (Cocoa Beans AND Iron Horse Armor) [Lv. 1] {2/2} DemonicDaVinci
The Crosscircle (Kinect Wands OR Tuxedo) The_Serpent
Silver Crosscircle (Crosscircle OR Silver Fabric) The_Serpent
Red Suit of Death (Silver Crosscircle OR Critical Fabric) The_Serpent
Don't Bleed on the Suits (Red Suit of Death OR Jack Noir Poster) The_Serpent
Gold Chiton (White Chiton OR Gold Foil) PitTheAngel
Camouflage Shirt (White Shirt OR Camoflauge Fabric) ThunderCam777
In the Bushes (Camoflauge Shirt OR Gun) ThunderCam777
Military Armor (In the Bushes AND Hardened Chestplate) ThunderCam777
Sargeant's Military Armor (Military Armor OR Light Blue Wool OR Gold Badge) ThunderCam777
Commander-In-Chief (Sargeant's Military Armor OR Gold Foil OR Ultimate Badge) ThunderCam777
Green Chiton (Gold Chiton OR Lapis Lazuli) PitTheAngel
Refined Iron (Iron Ingot ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Stone Brick (Cobblestone ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY(Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Active
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
Passives:
-may light self on fire (increases damage taken/dealt, takes damage over time)
-may not die when at low hp (and regen half my life if it happens)
-may gain stack of bloodlust (increased damage) if I attack something
Anyways, I attack a PG carrier
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E-to-E Bridge: 3/20
UOSS Attachment: 11/15
Designing: Chocolate Horse Armor. [Cocoa Beans && Iron Horse Armour]
UOSS Attachment: 12/15
E/E rift: 4/20
Titan Vinta: 19/40
As I begin to manufacture more coffee, I poke the godmodder.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Punching Wood 1/40
E/E Bridge: 5/20
Titan Vinta: 20/40
I think my Chocolate Horse Armor is ready?
E/E Bridge: 6/20
Titan Vinta: 21/40
Off-topic
The mod squad's doing a major thread checkup. I haven't seen anything like this since the Suggestions subforum. Not meaning to tempt fate here, but I hope they don't lock this topic.
EDIT: Whups, seems like a malfunction on my own device. Carry on.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Just letting you know, but the COUNT TO 1,000,000 FOR A WORLD RECORD thread is much bigger than this
EDIT:
I guess we can count this as a null post?
I'll be making my great escape now!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
COMPLETE!
The Constructs reveal their splendor and hard work with the new UOSS Orbital Ion Cannon Factory!
(UOSS) Satellite Factory: 30000/30000
Passives
Weapons Manufacturer: Every 4 posts, whether by the UOSS's current master or by TwinBuilder, this entity will spawn a UOSS Laser Satellite.
UOSS-Attached: Prone to repairs done by the UOSS. Will always be on the faction of the UOSS.
UOSS Laser Satellite: 12000/12000
Attacks
Orbital Strike: Deals 6000 ranged damage to the targeted entity. Can only attack targets directly below it. Has a 1-turn cooldown.
Guard Guns: Deals 500 ranged damage over 8 strikes, totaling 4000 ranged damage. Can only attack entities in space.
Passives
UOSS-controlled: Always on the faction that the UOSS is.
Sky Orbit: Melee-based attacks will not hit this entity. Ground-based ranged weaponry have a 75% chance to miss.
Delicate Circuitry: Successful attacks against this entity have a 40% chance to disable Orbital Strike until repairs are made.
Fragile Orbit: This entity has a 15% chance to be instantly killed by successful attacks.
Gravity-Affected: Upon death, this entity will turn into UOSS Falling Satellite.
UOSS Falling Satellite: 4000/4000
Passives
Falling: After spawning, will do 3000-6000 damage to previously targeted entity after 2 turns. Damage depends on size. The smaller the target, the greater the damage.
Parenting: Any overkill damage done to parent UOSS Laser Satellite transfers to this entity.
Skybound: Attacks have a 25% chance to miss.
Of course, if this should be tweaked, let me know. Like always.
E/E Bridge: 7/20
Titan Vinta: 22/40
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
36/40 Churgs Getting Close! And I... still haven't decided what to make.
3/10 The attack that I haven't even decided on
I use auto repairs and my repair on a shield generator.
The Battle Die:
-May be globally used
-Gamemaster generates random number between 1-20 if you want to roll
-Roll number determines your attack's luck (1 is terrible, 20 is flawless, anything else is scaled between)
-Below rolls of 10, you can take damage for your rolls. The severity is the lowness of the number you get.
EXAMPLE OF USE:
Player says "I roll the dice" or something on the same turn they commit to attack
Wait for magic
Gamemaster opens numbergenerator.exe and pulls something between 1-20
Player gets "14" in this instance
Player scales his attack to the luck he got (In this case, he did a little more damage than what his attack would have been if he hadn't rolled)
---FAST FORWARD---
Player decides to roll again
Gets 3
Deals mild damage but takes a large regiment in return
IN THAT CASE... I equip my item(s) and ready to attack soon! (All materials are repaired)
ITEMS:
Corroding Helm (Deals damage if hit occasionally)Burning Chestplate (Deals DOT if hit occasionally)Thunder Greaves (Generally enhanced mobility)Slag Gauntlets (My attacks deal somewhat more damage)These were smelted into scrap in the meantime, giving everyone a single charge counter!
Seraph Bee (Max capacity=Big damage, 4,000k capacity, Recharges instantly after 2 turns if damaged, Increases chance to activate abilities)
5/10 Undecided Attack
Titan Vinta: 23/40
I repair the UOSS Shield Generators.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
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Listen to some tunes while I post! I'll be listening to them, too.
The Player Negation Module stops you!
Exploding Vehicle Factory added!
Aquarius's Attacker AND XPBOX Wands = Palutena's Bow (Level 4) 1/5
2,000 damage!
You do not have access to that command! You can only use /tpa.
You got the FORUM SERVER! A computer specifically designed to make forums!
The VIRUS creates the biggest flame war in existence!
Shadow's attack failed anyway!
You are officially on the AG side.
...Look. The reason I let Hostile go through and not this is because Hostile doesn't take orders from anyone. It's its own self-contained faction with its own rules.
Whereas the Pro-Sigmatw faction would only be summoned by you, and only take orders from you. It would be like your own personal army. And I don't want every player to have their own personal army and turn this into a PvP game.
Unless you have a very good reason, I don't think players should be able to make their own armies.
OK.
...
Wait, they're not typical mercanaries?
Uh-oh.
Since the Godmodder is technically an entity and not a player, you cannot!
The entities will do what you say. +1,000 HP to the Bridge, Shield Generator, and Thruster Mounts!
;D
+250 HP to all AGs!
+1,500 HP to the Bridge!
The Godmodder would never give you his godmodding capabilities! He throws away the contract in disgust.
Not 50% less. There will probably just be an overall happier spirit.
BUDDERBUDDER is empowered and will crit!
The Godmodder is too busy listening to the Rite of Spring during the Olympic Opening Ceremony to listen to your bashing! Both of them are horrible songs, though.
+2,000 HP!
The Black Monolith cannot hear you!
WARNING: SPOILERS
The next AG to get attacked will take 25% less damage!
You got the ECPLICTIC CROSSBOW! A powerful crossbow that can summon the power of any zodiac constellation to boost its attack.
Level 5 is the max, not Level 3, for now.
Cocoa Beans AND Iron Horse Armor = Chocolate Horse Armor (Level 1) 1/2
The Godmodder is enraged that almost every attack seems to be someone poking him! He then proceeds to poke every player, mob, and entity in the entire server extremely fast!
You got CHOCLATE HORSE ARMOR! Horse armor made out of chocolate! Its protection capability it dubious.
Why would they have a reason to lock this topic?
Yeah.
FALCON...PU--
The Godmodder uses Hydro Cannon to douse your fiery hand! As you stare, the Godmodder then proceeds to simultaneously punch, uppercut, kick, takedown, shoot, slice, maul, freeze, burn, poison, confuse, AND kill you!
UOSS Satellite Factory added! The satellites will not be nerfed, but will only be summoned when I post.
I know. It was really awkward too, since the ring that didn't open was the red one. Guess which continents that represents? The Americas.
+1,000 HP to the Bridge and Thruster Mounts! +2,000 HP to the Shield Generator!
Battle Die added! Here's a chart of what to expect:
2- 1,000 damage
3- 1,500 damage + next attack fails
4- 1,500 damage
5- 2,000 damage + next attack fails
6- 2,000 damage
7- 2,250 damage
8- 2,500 damage
9- 2,750 damage
10- 3,000 damage
11- 3,250 damage
12- 3,500 damage
13- 3,750 damage
14- 4,000 damage
15- 4,250 damage
16- 4,500 damage
17- 4,750 damage
18- 5,000 damage
19- 5,000 damage + next attack mini-crits
20- 5,000 damage + next attack crits
You equip the Seraph Bee! You can charge it's attack for up to 4 turns until it reaches capacity.
+2,000 HP!
End-of-Turn Battle:
S.A.M. deals 3,000 damage to Mew!
Mew floats around idly.
The UOSS heals the Thruster Mounts and makes a Satellite! T.O.U.G.H. makes more troops and the Exploding Vehicle Factory makes a Lamborghini! All the other AGs make a mad dash to attack the Godmodder, but trip and fall! The VIRUS lowers the PHYSICS ENGINE and ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY!
The Godmodder deals 10,000 damage to Cthulu and destroys a T.O.U.G.H. shield!
Suddenly, the Godmodder is approached by Doc Scratch! They proceed to have a conversation:
Well, it was bound to happen eventually.
GODMODDER: What was?
It seems that you've run out of cannon fodder to distract the Resistance with. Looks like you'll need some help.
From me.
GODMODDER: What? No! I'm perfectly capable of doing this on my own! You saw what I did to that other server.
...Yes I did.
If I remember correctly, you died on that server. And that's the reason we're in this mess right now.
GODMODDER: You think you can just boss me around, you little s--
Ah ah ah. Language, Richard. This is a family game, after all.
GODMODDER: I think you and I both know this is no game, Scratch.
Oh, certainly, I do. The Omega+ Tier is at it again with his near-infinite assortment of knowledge any sane person would know from a mile away.
Do you want a medal?
GODMODDER: ...
GODMODDER: Are you going to help me or not?
Judging from that, I am assuming that you do want a medal, and that you have went back on your previous outburst and have decided to take some advice from Mr. Cueball here.
That being me in case it wasn't already obvious.
GODMODDER: What is it with you? Treating me as if I'm a lesser human being. Do you even know the things I've done to get here?
Spare me the spiel. But if we're looking for heroics, I'd say to look at the young man with a green hoodie typing this up right now.
He is this world's First Guardian, after all.
GODMODDER: First what?
But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Seeing as how you've accepted my offer, I will contact Ms. Peixes (who is alive and well) shortly.
GODMODDER: But...why?
Why what?
GODMODDER: Why help me? You've told me that this will all end in failure, like it did last time.
Well, you want to be in the main timeline, don't you? I am simply following the course of events that lead you to, yes, fail.
But they will also grant you an unimaginable power.
GODMODDER: ...You can't lie, right?
I thought we went over this.
Scratch that.
We did go over this. And yes, I cannot lie.
So, knowing I cannot lie...
...you will fail, you will get an unimaginable power, this server will crash, he is already here, you will be betrayed in the end, TwinBuilder will die, and--
GODMODDER: Wait, who?
Never mind. Unimportant for now.
Anyway, looks like your help has arrived.
I wish you luck.
Not that you'll want or need it.
Suddenly, the sky is blotted out in a dark sea of red! A huge armada of three giant red ships descend onto the battlefield, with hundreds of soldiers in their wake! All of them have a curious symbol on their hulls...
...and you realize this can be only one thing.
The CrockerCorp Fleet is here!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity Seal HP: 4/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Wall, Broncos and Seahawks, TwinBuilder.
S.A.M.: [H] HP: 88,500/100,000. Flaw: Undiscovered.
Mew: [N] HP: 8,500/17,100.
BUDDERBUDDER:
HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Unleashes the wrath of the Sky Army. Votes: IIII
minecraftsuxroxor:
HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Starts a flame war, lagging the server and disabling all PG attacks. Votes: IIII
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 24,850/50,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000. (x1.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x6.) Thruster Mounts: 4,000/10,000. (x3.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Ship Bay: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) MMM Launchers: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Player Negation Module: 7,500/7,500. Powerplants: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) Satellite Factory: 30,000/30,000. Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x8.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] None.
U.O.S.S. Satellites: [AG] HP: 12,000/12,000.
Raidriar the God King: [AG] HP: 68,550/81,000.
Cthulu: [AG] HP: 30,750/45,000. Propaganda Minions: 4,000/4,000 HP. (x2.)
T.O.U.G.H: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Barracks HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Tank Factory HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Regen Factory HP: 25,000/25,000. Flight Station: 30,000/30,000.
T.O.U.G.H. Troops: [AG] Soldiers: HP: 500/500. (x30.) Tanks: HP: 2,000/2,000. (x20.) Fighter Jets: HP: 3,000/3,000. (x2.)
T.O.U.G.H. Sargeants: [AG] HP: HP: 7,500/7,500. (x4.)
T.O.U.G.H. General David: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000.
Exploding Vehicle Factory: [AG] HP: 25,000/25,000. Lamborghinis: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x1.)
Crockercorp Carrier Betty: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier General: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Crockercorp Carrier English: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 58/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: onion/shallot
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 98%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 66%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 60%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 47%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Metal Sonic: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Alchemiter: [A] Status: Ready to use.
Settings:
Very Fine
Fine
1/1
Rough
Coarse
Information:
Very Fine changes the way an item works. If an item is used, there is a 50% chance it will hit both sides, a 16% chance it will hit your side, a 16% chance it will hit the opposing side, and a 16% chance a random effect will occur.
Fine will raise an item's level. This can be reversed with Rough.
1/1 makes a different, but similar item with the same level.
Rough will undo the item's last alchemization and will reverse Fine's effects.
Coarse will change the item into its basic components.
Forge. (Purifies metal-based alchemizations.)
Iron Furnace. (Items can now be smelted in the Alchemiter.)
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON INGOT, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE, WOODEN PLANKS, COAL, TORCHES, COBBLESTONE, DIRT, LAVA BUCKET, WATER BUCKET, LAPIS LAZULI, REDSTONE DUST, NAME TAG, IRON HORSE ARMOR, COCOA BEANS, SEEDS, MINECART, DISPENSER, GOLD FOIL, INFINITY BOW
Kinect Wands (Knitting Needles AND XBOX 360) [Lv. 1] {2/2} The_Serpent
Cheap Bayonet (Rifle AND Cheap Sword) [Lv. 1] {1/2} ???
Storage Shotgun (Rifle AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} fseftr
Windows Stop Working (Computer AND Hammer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Akatia
iShoot (Cheap Rifle AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} sigmatw
XPBOX (Kinect Wands AND Bottle o' Enchanting) [Lv. 2] {3/3} The_Serpent
Double-Furnace (Furnace AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Crafter's Best Friend (Double-Furnace AND Crafting Table) [Lv. 2] {3/3} ThunderCam777
The Binding of Scythes (Death Sickle AND Elbrus, the Binding Blade) [Lv. 3] {4/4} Flare Flames
Large Backpack (Knitting Needles AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Double-Barreled Inventory (Rifle AND Storage Shotgun) [Lv. 2] {3/3} fseftr
Auto-Craft V1.1 (Crafter's Best Friend AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {4/4} ThunderCam777
Inventive Inventory (Crafter's Best Friend AND Large Backpack) [Lv. 4] {5/5} ThunderCam777
Battery Pack (5xA Battery AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} pionoplayer
Scoped Project M (Scoped Smash AND Computer) [Lv. 4] {5/5} Minor107
Hollow Generic Object (Perfectly Generic Object AND Air) [Lv. 0] {1/1} comhraik
Smart Shoot Store (Computer AND Double-Barreled Inventory) [Lv. 3] {4/4} fsetfr
S4 (Smart Shoot Store AND Furnace) [Lv. 4] {5/5} fsetfr
XBlade of Xperience (Infinity Swords OR XPBOX) [Lv. 5] {6/6} The_Serpent
High-Voltage Pack (Battery Pack AND Iron Ingot) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Gotta Kill 'Em All (Pokéball OR Bazooka) [Lv. 2] {3/3} Trewqs
iLectricity (High-Voltage Pack AND Computer) [Lv. 3] {4/4} pionoplayer
Red Barrels (Redstone Dust AND S4) [Lv. 5] {6/6} fsetfr
Iron Furnace (Iron Ingot AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Iron-Plated Furnace (Iron Ingot OR Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Ellorium Spear (Ellorium Sword AND Sturdy Shaft) [Lv. 3] {4/4} ninjatwist321
Forever Furnace (Furnace AND Lava Bucket) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Energizer (Forever Furnace AND Redstone Torch [Lv. 3] {4/4} pionoplayer
Conductiron (Iron Ingot OR Redstone) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Conductiron Dust (Iron Ingot AND Redstone [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Canned Indigo Lava (Lava Bucket OR Lapis Lazuli) [Lv. 1] {1/2} shadoweater22
Superconductor Supercomputer (iLectricity AND Energizer) [Lv. 5] {6/6} pionoplayer
Minecart with Computer (Minecart AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Crusher48
Brightstone Dust (Redstone OR Torch) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Redstone Torch (Redstone AND Torch) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Minecart with Turret (Minecart with Computer AND Rifle) [Lv. 2] {3/3} UltimateUsername
Red Brick (Redstone Torch AND Stone Brick) [Lv. 1] {2/2} Flare Flames
Aquarius's Attacker (Enchanted Bow AND Pile of Water) [Lv. 2] {3/3} TT2000
Supercomputer (Computer AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {2/2} pionoplayer
Acid Arachnid Arsenal (Acid AND Web Blaster) [Lv. 2] {2/3} Trewqs
Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands (Kinect Wands AND Name Tag) [Lv. 1] {2/2} EndRPnT
Ecliptic Crossbow (Aquarius's Attacker AND Heavenly Glowstone) [Lv. 3] {4/4} TT2000
Forum Server (Supercomputer AND Post-It) [Lv. 2] {3/3} pionoplayer
Palutena's Bow (Aquarius's Attacker AND XPBOX) [Lv. 4] {1/5} The_Serpent
Chocolate Horse Armor (Cocoa Beans AND Iron Horse Armor) [Lv. 1] {2/2} DemonicDaVinci
Refined Iron (Iron Ingot > Fine) Flare Flames
Redstone Block (Redstone Torch > Fine) Flare Flames
The Crosscircle (Kinect Wands OR Tuxedo) The_Serpent
Silver Crosscircle (Crosscircle OR Silver Fabric) The_Serpent
Red Suit of Death (Silver Crosscircle OR Critical Fabric) The_Serpent
Don't Bleed on the Suits (Red Suit of Death OR Jack Noir Poster) The_Serpent
Gold Chiton (White Chiton OR Gold Foil) PitTheAngel
Camouflage Shirt (White Shirt OR Camoflauge Fabric) ThunderCam777
In the Bushes (Camoflauge Shirt OR Gun) ThunderCam777
Military Armor (In the Bushes AND Hardened Chestplate) ThunderCam777
Sargeant's Military Armor (Military Armor OR Light Blue Wool OR Gold Badge) ThunderCam777
Commander-In-Chief (Sargeant's Military Armor OR Gold Foil OR Ultimate Badge) ThunderCam777
Green Chiton (Gold Chiton OR Lapis Lazuli) PitTheAngel
Refined Iron (Iron Ingot ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Stone Brick (Cobblestone ~ Iron Furnace) Flare Flames
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY(Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07 [AG] Status: Active
Mantacruise: [AG] Status: Active
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Active
rubyleehs: [AG] Status: Active
SnakeBut: [AG] Status: Idle
Minor107: [AG] Status: Idle
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Idle
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Idle
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
Fail at trying to bring back a running gag.
Crafting a wooden pickaxe 2/40
I go insane once again!
PSYCHO:
-lots of melee damage
Passives:
-may light self on fire (increases damage taken/dealt, takes damage over time)
-may not die when at low hp (and regen half my life if it happens)
-may gain stack of bloodlust (increased damage) if I attack something