I create a clone to continue the ALCHEMY I started,even though it will probably not finish before the godmodder is defeated,then fdlkjfaesjnflgnhkndfilk a sanfhmnghjknfkdhgfnjgnhfk, at the godmodder
Using the forge, I start to combine a furnace AND a furnace, creating a double-smelter, able to smelt 2 things at the same time. (1/?) Once the double furnace is done, I combine it with a crafting table. [0/?] (The && for both of these.) I am creating this double tool for my journey to find a cave, where there will be more tools to combine. I will take this Double-Crafting-Furnace with me. This hunt will not begin until both of these combinations are finished.
YAY for Twin's computer being fixed!!!! I throw a party, and invite EVERYONE, including the Godmodder, the virus, the wolves, the UOSS, everything! I set out a feast of fine food, as well as 30 choices of drinks, a 200 foot-long table of desserts, and much more amazing stuff! I take a toast and shout, "TO TWIN'S FIXED COMPUTER!!!!!"
The auto repair system is complete. it repairs 500 damage to a UOSS section of choice every time I post. also, I team up with the auto repair system (adding my personal repair) to continue fixes to the drone silo.
"UOSS has severe damage sustained. shields are offline, we appear to have lost 4 thruster mounts, and the drone factory is heavily damaged."
"I have managed to repair the drone factory back to operational, we need to get the shields up to help cover us!"
"but sir, we only have 4 thruster mounts remaining! If we lose another one the UOSS starts falling!"
"The bridge contains 2 internal thruster mounts, so we are in no reasonable danger of losing thrust. even if we did, we would have quite a while to repair thrusters before impact. Orders are to repair shield generators, no exceptions!"
Me, my auto repair system, and the drone swarm initiate repairs on a shield generator.
And guys, don't worry, the Vord are legitimately going to help us fight, I'm not going to turn the horde and attack everyone else randomly.
In other words... Anyone spare some help? Please?
Furnace && Furnace (2/?2?)
Double-Crafting-Furnace [Double Furnace && Crafting Table] (1/?3?)
I'm guessing the Furnace && Furnace takes 2 turns, and the Double-Crafting-Furnace takes 3. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am now starting on the Double-Crafting-Furnace.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Member Details
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
I look at Ninjatwist. "I have an idea. We could combine our spoils of war, your Contaminated Gear and my Sliminator. I believe this would be quite grand, and of course, if you want it back we can attempt to seperate them. What do you say?" I offer him while blasting at Insanity Wolf with the Sliminator.
You cannot alchemize Spoils of War! Also, to clear this up, you DO keep the items that were used to make the finished item during alchemy. They are not destroyed during alchemy.
Zero HP:35,000/35,000 Attacks: Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful. Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy Special: Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
14/20 Metal sonic
1/40 Egg Wily
I decide to fuse a Cheap Rifle and a Computer together.
Zero's HP will be nerfed.
Since there is no "Cheap Rifle" in the Forge, I'm assuming that you found it elsewhere.
Cheap Rifle AND Computer = iShoot (Level 1 Alchemy)
Snow Gooem Supreme: 20/30
I abruptly stop my search, as I have found something of note. I pick up a Bottle O' Enchanting and start alchemizing the Kinect Wands with it. This will be a && alchemization. I wonder how many posts this will take...
I barrage the virus with thousands of tiny weak opposing viruses.
[2/2] You alchemize the STORAGE SHOTGUN! Despite the name, the item appears to be a rifle that functions like a Dispenser. Things that you put in there can be used as ammo! So, if you put in some Fire Charges and shoot, they will be shot out! Even food can, though I'm not sure how powerful THAT would be.
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful. Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy Special: Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
I set my auto cannon to auto-targeting (no, this does not mean it shoots it automobile ammo at cars) to keep the godmodder distracted, then teleport up to the UOSS to prepare for another orbit drop (next orbit drop does double damage).
UOSS actions: superlaser prepares to fire. it will wait until all other entity actions, then fire on the godmodder (remember that it can fire on the godmodder, and deals 1 damage to him unless he has an allied unit bodyguard the attack). again, carriers and drones are staying to repair station till I say otherwise.
Virus actions: it creates several decoys that block the next 3 attacks on it, then attacks the godmodder's integrity.
The UOSS will attempt to use its Superlaser at the Godmodder! It probably will not damage him, but may stun him! The Carrier and Drones will repair. Next three attacks against the VIRUS will fail! The VIRUS subtracts -1 GODMODDER INTEGRITY!
Flare Flames, I would prefer to keep my spoil of war. Thank you for the offer, though. Unfortunately, even if I did lend you my Spoil of War, from what the original post reads, you cannot combine Spoils of War in the alchemeter.
Also, the maximum charge is 40 posts as of this date.
I create a clone to continue the ALCHEMY I started,even though it will probably not finish before the godmodder is defeated,then fdlkjfaesjnflgnhkndfilk a sanfhmnghjknfkdhgfnjgnhfk, at the godmodder
Your clone will never finish the alchemy! However, we can just assume that is doing it silently.
The Godmodder fdlkjfaesjnflgnhkndfilks your sanfhmnghjknfkdhgfnjgnhfk back at you before it can do anything!
Using the forge, I start to combine a furnace AND a furnace, creating a double-smelter, able to smelt 2 things at the same time. (1/?) Once the double furnace is done, I combine it with a crafting table. [0/?] (The && for both of these.) I am creating this double tool for my journey to find a cave, where there will be more tools to combine. I will take this Double-Crafting-Furnace with me. This hunt will not begin until both of these combinations are finished.
YAY for Twin's computer being fixed!!!! I throw a party, and invite EVERYONE, including the Godmodder, the virus, the wolves, the UOSS, everything! I set out a feast of fine food, as well as 30 choices of drinks, a 200 foot-long table of desserts, and much more amazing stuff! I take a toast and shout, "TO TWIN'S FIXED COMPUTER!!!!!"
Furnace AND Furnace = Double-Furnace (Level 1 Alchemy)
[1/2]
You successfully invite every entity to the party! However, the Godmodder realizes that if this happens, no one will attack this turn! He tries to force everyone to not not attack! He succeeds, but ends up taking 1 damage in the process.
[2/2] You alchemize the DOUBLE-FURNACE! It is a wide furnace with two inputs for smelting and a big input for fuel! The fire will now last longer, so you can smelt more things more efficiently!
The auto repair system is complete. it repairs 500 damage to a UOSS section of choice every time I post. also, I team up with the auto repair system (adding my personal repair) to continue fixes to the drone silo.
Auto Repair System added! +1,000 HP to the Drone Factory!
"UOSS has severe damage sustained. shields are offline, we appear to have lost 4 thruster mounts, and the drone factory is heavily damaged."
"I have managed to repair the drone factory back to operational, we need to get the shields up to help cover us!"
"but sir, we only have 4 thruster mounts remaining! If we lose another one the UOSS starts falling!"
"The bridge contains 2 internal thruster mounts, so we are in no reasonable danger of losing thrust. even if we did, we would have quite a while to repair thrusters before impact. Orders are to repair shield generators, no exceptions!"
Me, my auto repair system, and the drone swarm initiate repairs on a shield generator.
And guys, don't worry, the Vord are legitimately going to help us fight, I'm not going to turn the horde and attack everyone else randomly.
In other words... Anyone spare some help? Please?
Furnace && Furnace (2/?2?)
Double-Crafting-Furnace [Double Furnace && Crafting Table] (1/?3?)
I'm guessing the Furnace && Furnace takes 2 turns, and the Double-Crafting-Furnace takes 3. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am now starting on the Double-Crafting-Furnace.
Actually, you started the Crafter's Best Friend during the post in which you finished the Double-Furnace. You have only one more post to go and it will be complete.
Zero
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
16/20 Metal sonic
3/40 Egg Wily
End-of-Turn Battle:
Diablo uses Indigo Brisingr Bloodbath, dealing 6,600 damage to Courage Wolf! He takes 2,000 recoil damage.
The UOSS Drones repair the Shield Generator for +1,000 HP! The UOSS makes more Drones. Courage Wolf attempts to attack the Godmodder, but fails!
The Godmodder destroys 2 Combat Modules of the UOSS before escaping! The UOSS fires its Superlaser at the Godmodder, completely and utterly stunning him! The next attack against the Godmodder will hit, no matter what it is!
The Godmodder, energy spent, heads back to his side of the battlefield. He thinks everything is finished, but then looks at the date, not unlike he did at Zero Hour. He sees, with a shock, that it is Day 413 of Destroy the Godmodder! He laughs, thinking that it doesn't mean anything.
...
Then, the Godmodder hears a loud rumbling! He looks up in the sky and sees that meteors are falling in rapid abundance, killing many players! He also sees that many mysterious portals are in the sky! The majority of them show red ships emblazoned with white trident decals firing ammo at hapless players! Some appear to show a majority of SWATBOTS, and others still show the Vord rampaging towards Minecraft!
The Godmodder sees Jack Noir flying above the sky, heralding the arrivance of the fleets. His eyes widen in shock.
"It's... an INVASION!"
The fire traverses towards the battlefield as all the entities run for cover! Some of the figures descend from the ship! Some players recognize the foes! "Well, well, well. If it isn't my dear old friend, the Godmodder. How's life? Because mine is feeling very splendid as of this moment in time. Care to guess why?" The Godmodder sees that towering above him is none other than Lord English! Right next to him is )(er Imperious Condesencion! And SWATBOTS are starting to arise out of the portals, readying their weapons! Doc Scratch continues to speak.
"Oh, but don't worry. We're not here to sabotage you. Not yet, anyway. We are here to crush the opposition and total this universe. You can be its ruler. A First Guardian. All you have to do is follow my instructions to the letter." He extends a hand. "Are you with me?"
The Godmodder shakes his hand, glowing with an aura of multicolored lights.
"Very well, then. Let the Invasion begin." The group heads over to the Godmodder, looking at you all in triumph! You have a feeling this won't be good, yet you also have a feeling there's nothing you can do... But maybe if you can beat these guys, the Invasion could end before it truly starts!
16/40 for the Vord.
And you're right, someone should make a TV tropes page, but I would make a mess of it because I don't know anything about making TV tropes pages.
"Command, I need backup. Some other group has just started to invade."
"There's not much we can do here. They're invading us as well. No match for us, but it's impossible to send out any troops at this time."
"Copy that."
I then change signals.
"To all [REDACTED] forces that can hear me: I need backup."
"This is the Conflagrator. What backup do you need?"
"Manpower. Can you spare any troops?"
"Not many. Any specific troops?"
"Just... Anything. Preferably with anti-air capabilities."
"How does an Enderdragon sound?"
"HOW THE [BLEEP] DID YOU GET AN ENDERDRAGON?"
"Cages. We could also send you a Kraken, but that will take a while longer."
"I need backup and I need it now. Send the Enderdragon."
"Dispatching now. Hold out until it arrives."
"Ok."
I digistruct myself a jetpack and take to the skies with a Dark Matter Hammer.
EDIT:
It occurs to me that Defeat the Godmodder (both together) has been around long enough that someone should make a page for it on TV tropes.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
YAY for Twin's computer being fixed!!!! I throw a party, and invite EVERYONE, including the Godmodder, the virus, the wolves, the UOSS, everything! I set out a feast of fine food, as well as 30 choices of drinks, a 200 foot-long table of desserts, and much more amazing stuff! I take a toast and shout, "TO TWIN'S FIXED COMPUTER!!!!!"
My construct's blade is complete! It is created from Ellorium, a rigid but light metal! I give it to any AG player who wants it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Double-Crafting-Furnace [Double Furnace && Crafting Table] (0/?)
10/20 MMM Launchers
The auto repair system is complete. it repairs 500 damage to a UOSS section of choice every time I post. also, I team up with the auto repair system (adding my personal repair) to continue fixes to the drone silo.
"UOSS has severe damage sustained. shields are offline, we appear to have lost 4 thruster mounts, and the drone factory is heavily damaged."
"I have managed to repair the drone factory back to operational, we need to get the shields up to help cover us!"
"but sir, we only have 4 thruster mounts remaining! If we lose another one the UOSS starts falling!"
"The bridge contains 2 internal thruster mounts, so we are in no reasonable danger of losing thrust. even if we did, we would have quite a while to repair thrusters before impact. Orders are to repair shield generators, no exceptions!"
Me, my auto repair system, and the drone swarm initiate repairs on a shield generator.
And guys, don't worry, the Vord are legitimately going to help us fight, I'm not going to turn the horde and attack everyone else randomly.
In other words... Anyone spare some help? Please?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I lure the varkids away from the nest so that I don't get overwhelmed.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Will of the Deathless: 8/40
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Double-Crafting-Furnace [Double Furnace && Crafting Table] (1/?3?)
I'm guessing the Furnace && Furnace takes 2 turns, and the Double-Crafting-Furnace takes 3. Correct me if I am wrong, but I am now starting on the Double-Crafting-Furnace.
HP:35,000/35,000
Attacks:
Zero Buster:Shoots a basic blast,can be charged to be more powerful.
Z-Blade:A blade composed of pure destructive energy
Special:
Copy Chip:Can copy the abilities of the summon he defeats.
16/20 Metal sonic
3/40 Egg Wily
Churges...
Well, it's too late now. I can't have people constantly changing sides.
You cannot alchemize Spoils of War! Also, to clear this up, you DO keep the items that were used to make the finished item during alchemy. They are not destroyed during alchemy.
You use the Slime-Inator! You kill Insanity Wolf.
Zero's HP will be nerfed.
Since there is no "Cheap Rifle" in the Forge, I'm assuming that you found it elsewhere.
Cheap Rifle AND Computer = iShoot (Level 1 Alchemy)
[1/2]
Kinect Wands && Bottle o' Enchanting = XPBOX Controllers (Level 2 Alchemy)
[1/3]
I know. But dat churg tho...
A mispelling of "charge" that is said because of Rule of Funny.
[2/2] You alchemize the STORAGE SHOTGUN! Despite the name, the item appears to be a rifle that functions like a Dispenser. Things that you put in there can be used as ammo! So, if you put in some Fire Charges and shoot, they will be shot out! Even food can, though I'm not sure how powerful THAT would be.
Oh.
Because I don't want there to be people switching sides over and over. It would get very confusing very fast.
You cannot alchemize entities!
The charge limit is 40 now.
The UOSS will attempt to use its Superlaser at the Godmodder! It probably will not damage him, but may stun him! The Carrier and Drones will repair. Next three attacks against the VIRUS will fail! The VIRUS subtracts -1 GODMODDER INTEGRITY!
You got it!
Your clone will never finish the alchemy! However, we can just assume that is doing it silently.
The Godmodder fdlkjfaesjnflgnhkndfilks your sanfhmnghjknfkdhgfnjgnhfk back at you before it can do anything!
No, I'm actually dead serious now. If it hasn't been made already, someone should go make a Destroy the Godmodder TV Tropes page.
Furnace AND Furnace = Double-Furnace (Level 1 Alchemy)
[1/2]
You successfully invite every entity to the party! However, the Godmodder realizes that if this happens, no one will attack this turn! He tries to force everyone to not not attack! He succeeds, but ends up taking 1 damage in the process.
Ellorium Blade completed! I guess.
Insanity Wolf is already dead!
[2/2] You alchemize the DOUBLE-FURNACE! It is a wide furnace with two inputs for smelting and a big input for fuel! The fire will now last longer, so you can smelt more things more efficiently!
Double-Furnace && Crafting Table = Crafter's Best Friend (Level 2 Alchemy)
[1/3]
Auto Repair System added! +1,000 HP to the Drone Factory!
They are all instantly vaporized by the ACN Turret!
+1,000 Shields!
Actually, you started the Crafter's Best Friend during the post in which you finished the Double-Furnace. You have only one more post to go and it will be complete.
[2/3]
End-of-Turn Battle:
Diablo uses Indigo Brisingr Bloodbath, dealing 6,600 damage to Courage Wolf! He takes 2,000 recoil damage.
The UOSS Drones repair the Shield Generator for +1,000 HP! The UOSS makes more Drones. Courage Wolf attempts to attack the Godmodder, but fails!
The Godmodder destroys 2 Combat Modules of the UOSS before escaping! The UOSS fires its Superlaser at the Godmodder, completely and utterly stunning him! The next attack against the Godmodder will hit, no matter what it is!
The Godmodder, energy spent, heads back to his side of the battlefield. He thinks everything is finished, but then looks at the date, not unlike he did at Zero Hour. He sees, with a shock, that it is Day 413 of Destroy the Godmodder! He laughs, thinking that it doesn't mean anything.
...
Then, the Godmodder hears a loud rumbling! He looks up in the sky and sees that meteors are falling in rapid abundance, killing many players! He also sees that many mysterious portals are in the sky! The majority of them show red ships emblazoned with white trident decals firing ammo at hapless players! Some appear to show a majority of SWATBOTS, and others still show the Vord rampaging towards Minecraft!
The Godmodder sees Jack Noir flying above the sky, heralding the arrivance of the fleets. His eyes widen in shock.
"It's... an INVASION!"
The fire traverses towards the battlefield as all the entities run for cover! Some of the figures descend from the ship! Some players recognize the foes! "Well, well, well. If it isn't my dear old friend, the Godmodder. How's life? Because mine is feeling very splendid as of this moment in time. Care to guess why?" The Godmodder sees that towering above him is none other than Lord English! Right next to him is )(er Imperious Condesencion! And SWATBOTS are starting to arise out of the portals, readying their weapons! Doc Scratch continues to speak.
"Oh, but don't worry. We're not here to sabotage you. Not yet, anyway. We are here to crush the opposition and total this universe. You can be its ruler. A First Guardian. All you have to do is follow my instructions to the letter." He extends a hand. "Are you with me?"
The Godmodder shakes his hand, glowing with an aura of multicolored lights.
"Very well, then. Let the Invasion begin." The group heads over to the Godmodder, looking at you all in triumph! You have a feeling this won't be good, yet you also have a feeling there's nothing you can do... But maybe if you can beat these guys, the Invasion could end before it truly starts!
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Master Chef, ???, ???.
Diablo: [N] HP: 58,000/66,000.
U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 47,250/50,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. Shield Generators: 2,000/5,000. (x0.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 2,000/10,000. (x4.) Drone Factories: 2,500/10,000. (x1.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x5.) Elevation: 10
U.O.S.S. Drones: [AG] HP: 250/250. (x16.)
U.O.S.S. Ships: [AG] None.
Courage Wolf: [AG] HP: 10,900/25,000.
)(er Imperious Condesencion: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 60/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 99%
VIRUS: [UNKNOWN] HP: /&;amp&;amp
VIRUS INTEGRITY: 98%
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 100%
PHYSICS ENGINE: 95%
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 98%
Wily Egg Zone:
SWATBOTS: [N] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x15.)
Zero: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000.
Supplies: HAMMER, KNITTING NEEDLES, CHEAP SWORD, RIFLE, COMPUTER, XBOX 360, BACKPACK, IRON ORE, FURNACE, CRAFTING TABLE.
Current Alchemizations:
Kinect Wands (Knitting Needles AND XBOX 360) [Lv. 1] {2/2} The_Serpent
Cheap Bayonet (Rifle AND Cheap Sword) [Lv. 1] {1/2} ???
Storage Shotgun (Rifle AND Backpack) [Lv. 1] {2/2} fseftr
Windows Stop Working (Computer AND Hammer) [Lv. 1] {1/2} Akatia
iShoot (Cheap Rifle AND Computer) [Lv. 1] {1/2} sigmatw
XPBOX (Kinect Wands AND Bottle o' Enchanting) [Lv. 2] {1/3} The_Serpent
Double-Furnace (Furnace AND Furnace) [Lv. 1] {2/2} ThunderCam777
Crafter's Best Friend (Double-Furnace AND Crafting Table) [Lv. 2] {2/3} ThunderCam777
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: III DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: III READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III DISABLED (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
Akatia: [AG] Status: Active
1TrollLtd: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
TT2000: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Active
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Active
Chaplain_Grimaldus: [AG] Status: Idle
ekimo3631: [AG] Status: Idle
macnor: [AG] Status: Idle
sam41803: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Xentonic: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
kazar14: [PG] Status: Active
RC_118: [PG] Status: Idle
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
Trewqs: [N] Status: Idle
Allosaurus_Jr: [N] Status: Idle
And you're right, someone should make a TV tropes page, but I would make a mess of it because I don't know anything about making TV tropes pages.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
"Command, I need backup. Some other group has just started to invade."
"There's not much we can do here. They're invading us as well. No match for us, but it's impossible to send out any troops at this time."
"Copy that."
I then change signals.
"To all [REDACTED] forces that can hear me: I need backup."
"This is the Conflagrator. What backup do you need?"
"Manpower. Can you spare any troops?"
"Not many. Any specific troops?"
"Just... Anything. Preferably with anti-air capabilities."
"How does an Enderdragon sound?"
"HOW THE [BLEEP] DID YOU GET AN ENDERDRAGON?"
"Cages. We could also send you a Kraken, but that will take a while longer."
"I need backup and I need it now. Send the Enderdragon."
"Dispatching now. Hold out until it arrives."
"Ok."
I digistruct myself a jetpack and take to the skies with a Dark Matter Hammer.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Death Sickle && Elbrus, the Binding Blade. (1/10, as these are not basic components.)
Will of the Deathless: 9/40
Construct Coffee Co. hands coffee to the three players that post after me, making them mini-crit.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...