Cake God (Neutral)
HP:Infinite!
Defense:-1
Attacks:
Summon a cake army
Summon a cake giant
Summon cake (Duh)
Toss a bunch of explosive cake
He lives in his cake castle in the cake kingdom.
I'm thinking of making a new game based on this game.
Ever wanted to be the Goddmodder.
Well i'm thinking of making a new forum came called "Be the Godmodder!"
Do you approve?
If so give me some tips to help me out in the making of the forum game.
The Godmodder destroys the Cake God because it is useless. The game sounds like a good idea! You would have to ask TT2000 about it though.
I repeat the move I did last time now having explained it but instead of eating the cake I give the cake to a random AG to power him up. I realize that is the last of the amazing cake. Then it regenerates and I realize this is due to the GM's amazing cake's supremacy to all other cake. I smile, and then realize I can't use it again after this due to the Curse of Repetition. I frown. Then cry. I take a little nibble and throw the cake away. Tears roll out of my eyes. I resolve to kill the GM for this. "I will remove you from existence."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
((Also the gm is at 69 health if ya know wat I mean amirite))
Robo-trewqs celebrates by giving presents to everyone! Even the godmodder!
Meanwhile...
Trewqs: dammit, this is the South Pole! Not the North Pole!hmm...
Everyone enjoys their presents except the Godmodder, who predictably throws his aside!
I see everyone else giving and I decide to give in to the Christmas Spirit! I give the GM a box with... his cake inside it! I managed to salvage it and due to it being amazing it didn't have a single scratch. I also give a box with a $50 steam card in it. "Merry Christmas, Godmodder! And happy new year!"
The Godmodder stares at it for a moment, and yet again throws it aside!
I use the 50 dollar steam gift card before it is stolen back and whack the Christmas tree and smack everyone giving good gifts to the godmodder for making her happy.... WAIT WHAT! The godmodder is a girl?! all mechs short out because of this surprise!
The old lady I barfed out whacks the godmodder with a cane and the cane is boosted because it is the 3000th post.
You do not know where the presents are! The tree and the players are invincible, so that does nothing, and the Godmodder is a GUY, thank you very much! He takes this fact and kicks you into the stratosphere! However, he does not notice the old lady behind him...
1 damage! The Godmodder is so enraged that the fell for that twice that he turns the old lady into a Grandmatriarch and turns her to his side!
I'm back in time to find out that Jack Noir is gone. It seems like Ryth is gone forever, too. But I don't worry. I have plans. Oh, DO I have plans! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[PG] Metroid Prime
Exoskeleton: 35000/35000
Core: 30000/30000 (Only can be damaged if Exoskeleton is destroyed)
Attacks:
Claw (Only usable if Exoskeleton is intact)
Maw (Only usable if Exoskeleton is intact)
Phazon Beam (Has 5% chance to corrupt target)
Ultrafrigid Breath (Is very cold, has 50% chance to ignore all passives)
Multi-Missiles (Only usable every three turns)
Summon (Summons 1-2 Fission Metroids)
Heal (Self-heals by 3500 HP)
Passives:
Phazon Immunity (Cannot be corrupted by Phazon)
X Absorb (Immune to X Parasites)
Energy Absorb (Is healed by a fourth of the max HP of any enemy it kills, not exceeding its own max HP)
Last Stand (One turn after killed, is reincarnated as a Dark version of the entity or player that killed it)
[PG] Fission Metroid
5000/5000
Attacks:
Phazon Beam
Energy Leech (Heals for half of the damage dealt)
Split (Splits into two Metroids, automatically activates on death)
[PG] Metroid
2000/2000
Attacks:
Energy Leech
[PG] Dark _
Can Range From 4000 to 40000
Attacks:
Phazon Beam
Varies Depending on Killer
About Phazon Corruption:
If an entity is corrupted by Phazon, it switches to the other side, gains 1000 HP and 1000 Max HP, gains a small attack boost, and adds the prefix [PH] before the alignment. The following entities are immune to Phazon corruption: Metroid Prime, Fission Metroid, all Mechs, Dark _. The Godmodder can be corrupted, but will simply gain power for a few turns and not heal or change sides.
Some Christmas cheer is drained from the field as the Metroid Prime and all its entities are added!
I point out that The_Serpent DID charge his summon, then summon an explosive piece of coal to blow up on contact with the newly-summoned Metroid Prime.
100/100 UOSS
40/50 Virus
I give myself a present. I think you know what that present is....
The Ultimate Orbital Space Station,or UOSS, has a modular design.
The Bridge: 50000 HP. can hold up to 10 players, counts as 4 combat modules and 2 thruster mounts, fires a superlaser that deals 10000 damage to a chosen entity but takes 1 turn to reload. If no PG entities are available, the superlaser can fire on the godmodder for 1 damage.
Combat module x16: 5000 HP each. each module has weapons that deal 250 damage, but can only fire on units that attacked the UOSS or anything in close orbit to the UOSS.
Thruster mount x8: 10000 HP each. these are responsible for keeping the UOSS in orbit. the UOSS starts at elevation 10, which is also the maximum elevation. It loses 4 elevation per turn with no thrusters, but then gains 1 elevation per active thruster mount. if the UOSS hits elevation 0, it impacts the planet's surface and the antimatter reactors explode, destroying ALL entities on the field and damaging the godmodder. This is the only way that the UOSS can be destroyed.
Shield generator x4: 5000 HP each. creates a shield with 10000 max HP per shield generator that regenerates 2500 HP per shield generator each turn and absorbs 75% damage of any attack. the max HP is reduced when shield generators are taken out.
Drone factory x2: 10000 HP each. spawns 4 drones per round, maximum of 20 drones. each drone has 250 HP, and can either drill into a target for 50 damage or repair an ally for 100 damage. Drones must either stay within close orbit of the UOSS or accompany a carrier, otherwise they become uncontrolled and die the next turn unless recovered.
Ship bay x2: 10000 HP each. constructs one ship per round, maximum of 10 ships. there are 5 types of ships, and I decide the type used:
Frigate: 1500 Shields, 1500 HP, 400 damage, 25% chance to dodge attacks.
Cruiser: 2000 Shields, 3000 HP, 200 damage.
Destroyer: no shields, 2000 HP, 300 damage, able to attack while in close orbit to UOSS.
Battleship: 1000 Shields, 2000 HP, 400 damage, 50% chance to attack 2 targets per turn.
Carrier: 1000 Shields, 2500 HP, no attack, spawns 4 drones per round (maximum of 16).
Ships that do not attack or get attacked during a turn automatically regenerate all shields.
Redundant systems x16: 5000 HP each. systems that would normally run utility functions, they serve no effect on a battle but each module has a 5% chance to draw off incoming fire.Close Orbit: The UOSS drones, ships, and any allied unit with space flight capabilities may move into close orbit with the UOSS. while in close orbit, units are protected by the UOSS' shields and combat modules, but may only attack units that attack the UOSS or any other units in close orbit with the UOSS (unless they have long range attacks like the destroyers.
NERF brand shield: this summon cannot be nerfed or turned to the godmodder team.
Note: Just use this stat box for the stats of the UOSS:
Elevation: 10/10
Shields: 40000 HP each (regenerates 10000 HP each)
Bridge: 50000 HP
Combat Module x16: 5000 HP each.
Thruster Mount x8: 10000 HP each.
Shield Generator x4: 5000 HP each.
Drone Factory x2: 10000 HP each.
Ship Factory x2: 10000 HP each.
Redundant Systems x16: 5000 HP each.
Oh, by the way, post limit.
Everyone looks up to the sky as the sun is blotted out... They see your summon in earnest! UOSS added! However, it is so high up on the OP Scale that is rolls over somewhat, damaging the Nerf Brand Shields so that the UOSS can be nerfed, which it will be.
Look. All together, the UOSS has 390,000 HP. That's way over even what a 100-post summon could do! So, the amount of Redundant Systems and Combat Modules are halved! Also, there will only be 1 Ship Bay, but its defense will be increased. Other then that, it's ready for action.
I see the Metroid Prime, and shoot him with ice beam and after he is frozen I shoot him with a few super missles. Due to the fact I haven't really attacked I go through with it.
I also point out to the Crusher that he will get the curse of constant charge. And I wait until next thing to start summoning the SA-X from Metroid Fusion. Or Nightmare. Or Serris. Hmm.
Good to see you back, Twin! Starbound seems like a pretty cool game, I'm watching an LP of it(it's Etho's-he's a good LPer).
I heal anyone who needs it.
I'm watching Etho's LP too. Zisteau's one is good as well. +500 HP to the Colossal Titan!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Becquerel leaps into action, and uses his First Guardian powers to launch a TEMPORAL/SPATIAL ASSAULT against the PGs! He deals 7,500 damage to the Grandmatriarch and the SL-Mech before teleporting back to who-knows-where. The UOSS, Enker, Egg Wily Machine X, Robot Masters, Colossal Titan, and the Condesce all deal a whopping 19,500 damage to the W-Mech, leaving it with critical HP! The Godmodder is worried! It looks like his Mechs are starting to fall...
The Grandmatriach and Metroid Prime destroy Enker and deal 500 damage to the Research Team! However, this provokes them into attacking next turn! All the Mechs deal 10,000 damage to the Egg Wily Machine X's Shield Generator, destroy all of 1TrollLtd's Armor, and destroy the Colossal Titan's Turtle Armor! However, the Armor deals 10,000 damage to the S-Mech Mk. II! The Godmodder kills Ice Man and deals 1,500 damage to Bomb Man!
The Battlefield:
Festive Christmas Tree: [N] Specials: Disappears in 6 days.
After the turn was up, the Godmodder walked away from the battlefield for a little while, ignoring his troops and the presents and caroling everyone were giving each other. "Bah humbug," he muttered under his breath. What?! I bet you are thinking. The Godmodder hates Christmas? Well, I would think that would be obvious. That's why he just chucked all the presents he was given. Plus, these were his sworn enemies!
But, as he looked back, he saw that some of the Pro-Godmodder players were heading over to the Anti-Godmodders and actually talking with them! Outraged, he went over to give them a piece of his mind. But then, he realized, they were just in the Christmas spirit! This holiday could unite two warring factions to peace, if even for a day or two. He noticed now there was no gunfire or bows in the air. No TNT or mining. Just singing and peace.
Moved, the Godmodder went over to his presents and found that, because people gave him these things, people DID care about him! Maybe they liked him enough to give him these presents, so that he may actually enjoy himself! And those who saw the Godmodder may say, that his heart grew three sizes that day! ...Or not.
Because right after that, the moment subsided, the Godmodder apparently having thought his one happy thought for the day. He smiled, then went right back to fighting. But, this goes to show you, that the holidays can make even the most evil of men smile.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, etc.!
I drive a bacon truck to the battlefield.
The bacon doesn't heal any hp... it's pretty much useless...
But it does (some/any) attract humans, animals, and pretty much any living thing that can move.
(( uh the research team is natural))
Robo trewqs pulls a giant gingerbread townhouse, a vat of eggnog, and and a candy cane forest ! He places them by the crismas tree, turning it into a Christmas village
The gingerbread house summons 10 gingerbread men per turn, the vat of eggnog heals and increases the attack power of any entity for 3 turns, but makes them drunk. The candy cane forest is what protects the village, and the gingerbread men use the candy canes as weapons.
Meanwhile...
Trewqs: darn! I missed Christmas! Well, I need to send the presents!hm... I know!
(Pulls out a strange divice)
Trewqs: I'll use this. ( fiddles whith said divice)
Now I'll get back in no time!
*****
I appear above the battlefield Making a comedic entrance in a small, remote controlled helicopter ( my present!) and crash into the W-mech, causing a giant explosion of presents, enough for everyone!
You pull out a pun! It says, "These puns are punny!" You throw it away.
2,500 damage to the W-Mech! The Godmodder is unfazed! He has seen people barf out worse things...
Such as... blue whales...
Read Homestuck.
The Godmodder destroys the Cake God because it is useless. The game sounds like a good idea! You would have to ask TT2000 about it though.
You are enraged at the Godmodder! Thank you!
The Godmodder takes your present and throws it aside!
Thanks!
The Godmodder sees it as a present and throws it aside!
The Godmodder stares at the present and its explosives malfunction! He then takes it and throws it aside like the others!
Everyone enjoys their presents except the Godmodder, who predictably throws his aside!
The Godmodder stares at it for a moment, and yet again throws it aside!
The Godmodder drinks a Potion of Swiftness -I and runs all the way around the world, stopping right behind the vacuum, destroying it in one hit!
You do not know where they are!
Enker added!
Shield Generator added!
2,500 damage!
All entities are now Festive! Thanks!
Christmas Tree added!
You do not know where the presents are! The tree and the players are invincible, so that does nothing, and the Godmodder is a GUY, thank you very much! He takes this fact and kicks you into the stratosphere! However, he does not notice the old lady behind him...
1 damage! The Godmodder is so enraged that the fell for that twice that he turns the old lady into a Grandmatriarch and turns her to his side!
The Godmodder stares at the presents and their explosives malfunction! He throws aside the presents, looking very depressed.
500 damage to all of them!
There was no recent use, remember?
You fail!
The Godmodder gives you some nuts he found from squirrels! Those work just fine!
Some Christmas cheer is drained from the field as the Metroid Prime and all its entities are added!
Your attack fails because it was charged! For 30 posts, in fact!
You relax!
You relax somewhat!
Metroid Prime and its powers are too strong for a cure to be developed!
3,000 damage!
Everyone looks up to the sky as the sun is blotted out... They see your summon in earnest! UOSS added! However, it is so high up on the OP Scale that is rolls over somewhat, damaging the Nerf Brand Shields so that the UOSS can be nerfed, which it will be.
Look. All together, the UOSS has 390,000 HP. That's way over even what a 100-post summon could do! So, the amount of Redundant Systems and Combat Modules are halved! Also, there will only be 1 Ship Bay, but its defense will be increased. Other then that, it's ready for action.
Who is Chuck Noris? Is he some long-lost cousin of Chuck Norris?
3,000 damage!
The Godmodder's helmet protects him!
+500 HP to the Colossal Titan!
I'm watching Etho's LP too. Zisteau's one is good as well. +500 HP to the Colossal Titan!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Becquerel leaps into action, and uses his First Guardian powers to launch a TEMPORAL/SPATIAL ASSAULT against the PGs! He deals 7,500 damage to the Grandmatriarch and the SL-Mech before teleporting back to who-knows-where. The UOSS, Enker, Egg Wily Machine X, Robot Masters, Colossal Titan, and the Condesce all deal a whopping 19,500 damage to the W-Mech, leaving it with critical HP! The Godmodder is worried! It looks like his Mechs are starting to fall...
The Grandmatriach and Metroid Prime destroy Enker and deal 500 damage to the Research Team! However, this provokes them into attacking next turn! All the Mechs deal 10,000 damage to the Egg Wily Machine X's Shield Generator, destroy all of 1TrollLtd's Armor, and destroy the Colossal Titan's Turtle Armor! However, the Armor deals 10,000 damage to the S-Mech Mk. II! The Godmodder kills Ice Man and deals 1,500 damage to Bomb Man!
The Battlefield:
Festive Christmas Tree: [N] Specials: Disappears in 6 days.
Festive U.O.S.S.: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Shields: 40,000/40,000. Shield Generators: 5,000/5,000. (x4.) Combat Module: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Thruster Mounts: 10,000/10,000. (x8.) Drone Factories: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) Redundant Systems: 5,000/5,000. (x8.) Drones: 500/500. (x4.) Elevation: 10
Festive Research Team: [AG] HP: 9,500/10,000.
Festive Egg Wily Machine X: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Shields: 4,000/30,000. Shield Generator: 10,000/20,000.
Festive Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x5.)
Festive Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 3,000/4,500. (x11.) Current Master: Bomb Man. Turtle Armor: 10,000/10,000.
Festive Colossal Titan: [AG] HP: 35,000/40,000. Turtle Armor: 10,000/10,000.
Festive Condesce: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Festive Grandmatriarch: [PG] HP: 42,500/50,000.
Festive Metroid Prime: [PG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Exoskeleton: 35,000/35,000.
Festive C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 25,000/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Festive Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 29,380/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
Festive S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 25,330/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
Festive SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 20,500/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
Festive W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 200/40,000. Potion Supply: 9,000/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
Festive EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 25,000/90,000. World's End: IIIII
Festive Godmodder: [GM] HP: 68/125.
Afterwards:
After the turn was up, the Godmodder walked away from the battlefield for a little while, ignoring his troops and the presents and caroling everyone were giving each other. "Bah humbug," he muttered under his breath. What?! I bet you are thinking. The Godmodder hates Christmas? Well, I would think that would be obvious. That's why he just chucked all the presents he was given. Plus, these were his sworn enemies!
But, as he looked back, he saw that some of the Pro-Godmodder players were heading over to the Anti-Godmodders and actually talking with them! Outraged, he went over to give them a piece of his mind. But then, he realized, they were just in the Christmas spirit! This holiday could unite two warring factions to peace, if even for a day or two. He noticed now there was no gunfire or bows in the air. No TNT or mining. Just singing and peace.
Moved, the Godmodder went over to his presents and found that, because people gave him these things, people DID care about him! Maybe they liked him enough to give him these presents, so that he may actually enjoy himself! And those who saw the Godmodder may say, that his heart grew three sizes that day! ...Or not.
Because right after that, the moment subsided, the Godmodder apparently having thought his one happy thought for the day. He smiled, then went right back to fighting. But, this goes to show you, that the holidays can make even the most evil of men smile.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, etc.!
Nova Ball 12/30 complete.
I inspire a Meta Ridley AG entity for someone to charge for.
Also, I'm building up a conspiracy that the events are just excuses to kill my entities...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Only through war can true peace be achieved"
-A. Quoted PersonThe bacon doesn't heal any hp... it's pretty much useless...
But it does (some/any) attract humans, animals, and pretty much any living thing that can move.
Text.
I send an army of giant robotic nutcrackers to attack the AGs!
Check out my mod idea! http://www.minecraft...r-with-bending/
I rush at the godmodder, and start playing "hot potato" with him, using a REALLY FRIGGIN HOT potato.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
What im charging is 10x worse than any ridley. maybe worse than the Metroid prime.
22/30 ???????
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Samus
I got a $20 steam card along with a free copy of Left for Dead 2 on steam!
Go get the free copy!
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UFO 4/15
He doesn't have a mom, dummy.
Portal: 8/10
NINTENDO, Y U NO FIX ESHOP?!
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Robo trewqs pulls a giant gingerbread townhouse, a vat of eggnog, and and a candy cane forest ! He places them by the crismas tree, turning it into a Christmas village
The gingerbread house summons 10 gingerbread men per turn, the vat of eggnog heals and increases the attack power of any entity for 3 turns, but makes them drunk. The candy cane forest is what protects the village, and the gingerbread men use the candy canes as weapons.
Meanwhile...
Trewqs: darn! I missed Christmas! Well, I need to send the presents!hm... I know!
(Pulls out a strange divice)
Trewqs: I'll use this. ( fiddles whith said divice)
Now I'll get back in no time!
*****
I appear above the battlefield Making a comedic entrance in a small, remote controlled helicopter ( my present!) and crash into the W-mech, causing a giant explosion of presents, enough for everyone!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
My thread is out come and try it!
First person to post gets to be the godmodder!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2239396-be-the-godmodder/
(Just got Earthbound. Getting my but whooped. Darn it, why can't my speed be higher?!)
Portal: 9/10
Almost done!
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
I fire a super poison potion cannon at the PGs!
Check out my mod idea! http://www.minecraft...r-with-bending/